Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 24 - How 'Bout Some Effort - full transcript

"How 'Bout Some Effort"

The perfect dinner,
the perfect present,

the perfect Valentine's Day
for your father, little one.

When you've been married
as long as we have,

it's important to keep
the romance alive.

Oh, man, what a day! Hi, honey.

Don't forget to kiss
the baby, Mister Man.

Let me go!

There's my little man.
Come here, slugger.

Ew, no, stop!

I am not your baby, and
you two are not married.

I don't know why you are acting
like this, but it is really weird!

Aw! So sweet.

Look at how excited
he is to see you.

Come here, little man.
It's time for your bottle.

I do not want a...


What's all this?

Ha! You all like, "My man
forgot Valentine's Day."

No way, Jose, I got something
super special planned.

- You do?
- You know it. It's Valentine's time!

What is this, Cyborg?

We're celebrating Valentine's
Day the best way possible,

in a classroom
environment, baby!

- Yes! - Whoo!
- Valentine's Day!

- Mr. Cyborg?
- Yes, Star.

May we pass out the cards now?

Does everyone have their folded
paper envelops taped to their desk?

- I sure do.
- I spent all night on this.

Then let's hand out
our Valentines.

Wait, you got everyone
the same cards?

- Of course.
- But today is supposed to be our day.

You don't want to hurt
someone's feelings, do you?

- Wait, you didn't get cards for everyone?
- No.

You didn't get me a card?

I just got one for my husband.

- I feel so alone.
- It's okay, buddy.

It doesn't mean she
doesn't love you.

I don't love him!
I only love you!

Are you trying to ruin
his Valentine's Day?!

- Unbelievable.
- Honey, wait.


- You okay?
- Sorry about all that.

We are here for you, "Sister's
Before the Misters."

Yeah, "Girls Rule, Boys
Drool," and all that.

Again, this whole
thing is ridiculous!

Let me go and stop
pretending I'm your baby!

Sorry, he's been so fussy today.

He hates it when his daddy
and I are fighting.

You're not married!

- Poor little guy.
- I am not a baby!

He probably needs to be changed.

No, I don't. Don't you dare!


Oh, my! That is quite
the soggy diaper.

What do you expect?

They have that bottle
in my mouth all day.

Okay, sweetie, almost done.

Leave me alone!

Leave me... Ah! That
feels so much better.

You are the good mother.

I thought you said a bath will
make him feel better, Beast Boy.

I know what will cheer him up.

- How is that?
- Super fresh.

- Then stop crying.
- I can't.

Jinx is so mad at me and
I don't understand why.

Well, of course you don't.

Nothing makes sense
on Valentine's Day.

I know what you need, bro,

you needs to up
your romance game.

Look at yourself.

You need to make an effort
and get some new clothes.

But I'm mostly robot.
I don't wear clothes.


- Beast Boy, you know what time it is?
- Oh, yeah.

Make over time!

You sure this is right?

Yeah! Haven't you
ever seen any movies?

And besides, you look fabulous.

That's what's up.

What's going on?

Jinx? Jinx! It's not
what it looks like.

So, you're not having the best
time ever with your friends

and not thinking
about me at all?

No! I mean, yes. I mean...

We can't have one
day be about us?

Jinx! I did this for you!

Oh, I can't win.

Not in that dress, you can't.
Cuts you all wrong...

around the waist.

Forget the dress! How am
I gonna get Jinx back?

There is only one way.

You must journey to the land of
last minute Valentine's gifts.

You must collect three magic,
cliched objects of love.

Flowers, chocolates,
and a teddy bear.

And along the way,

you will need to display
virtues of thoughtfulness,

effort and sacrifice.

Thoughtfulness, effort, sacrifice.
Got it.

Will guys watch the baby for me?

Now that he is gone, can we
just drop this whole fake

- marriage and baby thing?
- Oh, the little baby is the fussy.

Oh, we better swaddle him.

- No!
- Hold still, baby.

Let me out of here!

I can't move in this!
It's hugging me so tight!

And making me... so cozy, ah...

I am just gonna...

This place is so romantic.

Wow, thanks for the lift,
handsome gondola man.


That must be the flower.

If you wish to pick me, you
must answer one question.

You mean a riddle? Cool!
Riddle me up.

Does this color look
good on my petals?

Is that the riddle? Sure,
it looks fine, let's go.

What? I said you look fine.

Wow, I'm just saying
it doesn't matter.

No one cares what you look like.

Why are you acting like this?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I'm sorry, I wasn't
being thoughtful.

- Your petals are perfect.
- You think so?

I do. The color really
complements your stem.

Mmm... you noticed.

And don't think I didn't
see that new stamen.

I got them on sale.

Could have fooled me, you
look like a million bucks.

You are worthy.

Pick me and let us bring
joy to your loved one.

"Only one box of chocolates will
win the heart of your true love."

Hmm, they all look
the same to me.

Eh, this one's fine.

No. Jinx is the best,
she deserves the best.

Whoa, I should have known.

Picking the easiest gift
is a ticking time bomb.

I have to put some
effort on this one.

That's the one for her!

There it is!

Totally worth it.

Phew! All I need now
is a teddy bear.

Sure is dark in here.

Aw, so cute. You're gonna
get some snuggles, buddy.

So, I got you some stuff 'cause
I love you and everything.

♪ Girl you're so amazing
Girl you're so amazing ♪

♪ Yeah... ♪

♪ Like a suit that's
tailor made ♪

♪ Baby I could wear
you everyday ♪

♪ All I want to do, do... ♪

♪ I just thought
I'll let you know ♪

♪ I just thought
I'd let you know ♪

♪ All I want is you ♪

♪ All I want is you ♪

♪ All I want is you ♪

♪ All I want is you ♪

♪ All I want is you, you, you ♪

♪ All I want is you... ♪

Little more, little more.

Okay, wrap it up, lovebirds.

Friends, you have
repaired your romance.

Yeah, we did.

And all it took was a little
thought, effort, and sacrifice.

So, I guess now we know what it's like
to be married on Valentine's Day.

- Terrible!
- Super terrible.

Let's never pretend
to be married again!

Will somebody change me?