Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 2 - Leg Day - full transcript
After being defeated due to poor leg strength, Raven and the Titans work out their lower bodies and become the League of Legs.
"Leg Day"
I am crushing these curls.
Yeah, bro! Check it out!
I'm gonna jack my bench.
I am getting buffed
up in the threeceps.
We're totally diesel, bros.
Come on Raven, shred
your bi's with us.
I worked on my upper body, yesterday.
Today is leg day.
Ha ha, legs. What is the point?
Seriously, no one
even sees yours.
Leg muscles need work, too. You
guys all have chicken legs.
Whatevs, upper bod is
where it's at, man.
Check these meaty biceps, mama.
They're just so juicy.
- Nice!
- Oh, yeah, let me get in on that.
Kisses for the gun show!
Titans! Crime alert!
There's an emergency...
in Jump City!
Titans! Go!
Titans! This might be the biggest
threat we've ever faced.
Then it's a good thing
we brought our big guns!
Hey! Can you guys make out
with your muscles later?
Oh! Right. To be continued.
Titans! Go!
Come on, Titans!
Your guns are the only thing
standing between them
and world domination.
- This is when all those curls pay off!
- We are the diesel!
Guys! We have to
lift with our legs.
But no one even looks at legs.
We've lost everything.
Our muscles aren't
strong enough.
No! The Teen Titans
weren't strong enough.
Then there is no hope.
There is hope. Hope
is alive in us.
Because today, we will
make a stand against evil.
Today, we will plant our
feet firm for justice.
Today we will squat over
our fallen enemies.
Because today is a new day.
Today is...
Leg Day.
- Them legs!
- Lady Legasus, you have returned.
Your upper body
muscles have failed.
Only the power of legs
can save the world now.
But this threat is bigger than
your two well-defined legs.
You're right. I'll need 10.
Ten legs! You're gonna
look crazy with 10 legs.
No. I'm gonna need your legs.
But we have the poultry legs.
Yeah, and nobody
even looks at them.
Legs are the most
powerful muscle group
and if you follow me,
we will be, too.
I'll follow those legs to the
ends of the Earth, mama.
Then your training begins now!
But be warned, it won't
be a walk in the park.
It's gonna be a run in the park,
probably with some weights on.
Now, let's shake a leg!
Those are some
meaty thighs, bro.
I wanna take a bite out of 'em.
Your drum sticks are
making me hungry.
I'm glad someone brought a couple
of melons to this meat fest.
You've done well, my friends.
Your legs are fully jacked now.
I feel our spirit has grown
as big as our bulging thighs!
Dem legs...
We aren't the Teen
Titans anymore.
We are the League of Legs.
Step forward, and receive your
new League of Legs identities.
Cyborg,
you shall now be known
as Thunder Thighs.
Starfire,
you are the Incredible Quad.
Beast Boy,
you are now, The Calf!
And finally, Robin,
you are now and will forever
be known as Captain Cankle!
Let's kick it!
As you can see, the
enemy has spread across
the entire eastern portion of Jump City.
Here, here and here.
- This is very worrisome, Lady Legasus.
- What do you mean, Quad?
Their positioning indicates
reinforcements are on the way.
We can't let that happen!
We need to stop them now!
But how, Captain Cankle?
Like this! Calf,
throw me that pen.
The enemy has focused
their resources
to fortify the upper levels
of the command center,
leaving the foundation
vulnerable.
We, The Legs, need to extend past
this line and then curl back.
That's where we
flex our muscles.
Are you crazy? A
frontal assault?
I like it. They'll never
know what kicked them.
Okay, everybody in, on three,
one, two, three...
Legs!
This is where we make our stand.
And then squat, with our
knees at a 90-degree angle.
Hold it, hold it!
Keep that form!
Okay, Legs. Let's kick it.
Leg Lock!
Quad Crusher!
Calf Cram!
Thigh Throw!
Cankle Crack now!
- Those are some cankles.
- Yeah.
Captain Cankle!
Can't do it! My two legs...
not enough.
Ow! Make that four, mama!
Six!
Eight!
Ten!
Now that's what I call
maxing out a rip!
- We did it.
- The Earth is saved.
- Go Legs.
- Great Job.
So what's next for the League
of Legs, Lady Legasus?
It pains me to say it, Calf.
But our next move is to disband.
But these cankles saved
countless lives.
Our legs are unstoppable.
Exactly. No one should
have this kind of power.
I worry that in time, our
thighs will become threatening.
Our calves corrupted.
The sun has set. Leg day
has come to an end.
Say it isn't so.
For the good of the
world, we must sit around
and watch TV until our
glorious legs waste away.
We must become the
Teen Titans again.
No!
Before we do, just
one last time.
One last time.
Dem Legs!
Oh, my quad. Those legs!
♪ They're amazing! ♪
♪ They're amazing! ♪
♪ Walk strong Kick hard ♪
♪ Look at them legs ♪
♪ Look at them legs
They're amazing ♪
♪ Look at them legs ♪
♪ They're amazing ♪
I am crushing these curls.
Yeah, bro! Check it out!
I'm gonna jack my bench.
I am getting buffed
up in the threeceps.
We're totally diesel, bros.
Come on Raven, shred
your bi's with us.
I worked on my upper body, yesterday.
Today is leg day.
Ha ha, legs. What is the point?
Seriously, no one
even sees yours.
Leg muscles need work, too. You
guys all have chicken legs.
Whatevs, upper bod is
where it's at, man.
Check these meaty biceps, mama.
They're just so juicy.
- Nice!
- Oh, yeah, let me get in on that.
Kisses for the gun show!
Titans! Crime alert!
There's an emergency...
in Jump City!
Titans! Go!
Titans! This might be the biggest
threat we've ever faced.
Then it's a good thing
we brought our big guns!
Hey! Can you guys make out
with your muscles later?
Oh! Right. To be continued.
Titans! Go!
Come on, Titans!
Your guns are the only thing
standing between them
and world domination.
- This is when all those curls pay off!
- We are the diesel!
Guys! We have to
lift with our legs.
But no one even looks at legs.
We've lost everything.
Our muscles aren't
strong enough.
No! The Teen Titans
weren't strong enough.
Then there is no hope.
There is hope. Hope
is alive in us.
Because today, we will
make a stand against evil.
Today, we will plant our
feet firm for justice.
Today we will squat over
our fallen enemies.
Because today is a new day.
Today is...
Leg Day.
- Them legs!
- Lady Legasus, you have returned.
Your upper body
muscles have failed.
Only the power of legs
can save the world now.
But this threat is bigger than
your two well-defined legs.
You're right. I'll need 10.
Ten legs! You're gonna
look crazy with 10 legs.
No. I'm gonna need your legs.
But we have the poultry legs.
Yeah, and nobody
even looks at them.
Legs are the most
powerful muscle group
and if you follow me,
we will be, too.
I'll follow those legs to the
ends of the Earth, mama.
Then your training begins now!
But be warned, it won't
be a walk in the park.
It's gonna be a run in the park,
probably with some weights on.
Now, let's shake a leg!
Those are some
meaty thighs, bro.
I wanna take a bite out of 'em.
Your drum sticks are
making me hungry.
I'm glad someone brought a couple
of melons to this meat fest.
You've done well, my friends.
Your legs are fully jacked now.
I feel our spirit has grown
as big as our bulging thighs!
Dem legs...
We aren't the Teen
Titans anymore.
We are the League of Legs.
Step forward, and receive your
new League of Legs identities.
Cyborg,
you shall now be known
as Thunder Thighs.
Starfire,
you are the Incredible Quad.
Beast Boy,
you are now, The Calf!
And finally, Robin,
you are now and will forever
be known as Captain Cankle!
Let's kick it!
As you can see, the
enemy has spread across
the entire eastern portion of Jump City.
Here, here and here.
- This is very worrisome, Lady Legasus.
- What do you mean, Quad?
Their positioning indicates
reinforcements are on the way.
We can't let that happen!
We need to stop them now!
But how, Captain Cankle?
Like this! Calf,
throw me that pen.
The enemy has focused
their resources
to fortify the upper levels
of the command center,
leaving the foundation
vulnerable.
We, The Legs, need to extend past
this line and then curl back.
That's where we
flex our muscles.
Are you crazy? A
frontal assault?
I like it. They'll never
know what kicked them.
Okay, everybody in, on three,
one, two, three...
Legs!
This is where we make our stand.
And then squat, with our
knees at a 90-degree angle.
Hold it, hold it!
Keep that form!
Okay, Legs. Let's kick it.
Leg Lock!
Quad Crusher!
Calf Cram!
Thigh Throw!
Cankle Crack now!
- Those are some cankles.
- Yeah.
Captain Cankle!
Can't do it! My two legs...
not enough.
Ow! Make that four, mama!
Six!
Eight!
Ten!
Now that's what I call
maxing out a rip!
- We did it.
- The Earth is saved.
- Go Legs.
- Great Job.
So what's next for the League
of Legs, Lady Legasus?
It pains me to say it, Calf.
But our next move is to disband.
But these cankles saved
countless lives.
Our legs are unstoppable.
Exactly. No one should
have this kind of power.
I worry that in time, our
thighs will become threatening.
Our calves corrupted.
The sun has set. Leg day
has come to an end.
Say it isn't so.
For the good of the
world, we must sit around
and watch TV until our
glorious legs waste away.
We must become the
Teen Titans again.
No!
Before we do, just
one last time.
One last time.
Dem Legs!
Oh, my quad. Those legs!
♪ They're amazing! ♪
♪ They're amazing! ♪
♪ Walk strong Kick hard ♪
♪ Look at them legs ♪
♪ Look at them legs
They're amazing ♪
♪ Look at them legs ♪
♪ They're amazing ♪