Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 3 - Dignity of Teeth - full transcript

Beast Boy gets a stack of cash from the Tooth Fairy, so, against Raven's advice, the other Titans start knocking out their own teeth to get some of that sweet Tooth Fairy money.

"The Dignity of Teeth"

Mmm, that's so good.

- Ugh, what are you guys eating?
- Mmm, ah!

Beastie made us a cabbage,
garlic and onions stew.

Ooh, that sounds like a dangerous
combination of ingredients.

I like to hit you with flavor.

I think it is the he-avenly.


Have some.

- Here you go.
- Enough!

Your breath is toxic, Titans.

- You need to brush now!
- Okay.

Not your hair, brush your teeth.

My gums!

- Ow!
- Scratchy!

- Tooth brushes!
- There are brushes for our tooths?

Beats me. I didn't know teeth
had hair on 'em until just now.

Teeth do not have hair!

Brushing your teeth is the
cornerstone of good oral hygiene.

Good? Good?!

Oral Hygiene was the greatest
pitcher in baseball history.

Nicknamed The Bull Dog,
Oral Hygiene was known

for his slight frame and
fierce competitive spirit.

A Cy Young Award winner,
three time All-Star,

World Series champion and MVP.

He holds the record for 59
consecutive scoreless innings pitch!

And you say he was just good?!

Not that Oral Hygiene, Cyborg.

The kind, in here.

Look at this Titans.
It's a mess!

Oh, saving a little snack for later?
May I?

Mmm, delicious.

I do love broccoli, but
not between your teeth!


What do we have here?

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

- Stop it!
- Your tooth has a cavity.

It needs to be removed.

Uh-uh, no way! I
loves all my teeth!

If we don't remove
that tooth, Beast Boy,

it will get infected
and you will die!

- Die!
- So?

Let me explain it to him.

Dude, you gotta pop that
toothie-tooth outta your face

so you can get some of that good
money from the tooth fairy.

I'm not trading my tooth for
a couple of dirty nickels.

Bro, didn't you hear?

The tooth fairy's got
that paper money now.

Paper money? She can
have all my teeths!

The tooth fairy? I don't know.
Anyone who sneaks

into your room at night and
collects teeth is a creep.

I always thought the fairy
of tooths was sweet.

Ah, of course you did.

She collects teeth,
Starfire, think about it.

What is she even doing
with all these teeth?

Normal things...

- like, uh, wearing them as jewelry.
- Ew!

Maybe she doesn't
have her own teeth

and is just trying to find
some that fit in her mouth.

That's even worse.

I believe she dresses
the teeth up

and plays with them
as little toys.

Come on, Raven.

You never put a tooth under your
pillow when you were a kid?

Uh, no. No, I didn't.
That's like putting your

hair or toe nails under
your pillow for money.

- And I don't do business with creeps.
- Well, I do.

Yo, help me get this
tooth out of my face.


Ah! Oh!

Ah! Uh!



Whoa! All this for one tooth?

I wish I would've lost more.

Whoo, fresh shades!

Thanks, bought 'em with some
of that good old paper money.

- That is wrong!
- You look like the Jack of the lanterns.

Raven still thinks I'm cute.
Right, mama?

Ow! Sweet! This one's going
under the pillow next.

Wait a minute. You've
been intentionally

loosing teeth to get money
from the tooth fairy!

- So?
- You don't have a problem

with selling your teeth
to a woman you don't know

who is using them
for who knows what?

I know you think
she's a creep, mama,

but I don't like to judge,
I just like to get...

- Paid!
- Whoo!

I didn't get a stack like
that for my baby teeth.

That's 'cause she pays
more for permanent teeth.

- All of my teeth are - permanent.
Well, they won't

make you any money just
laying around in your mouth.

I'm warning you, your teeth
are your source of dignity.

You sell your teeth and
there will be consequences.

Creepy, creepy, consequences.

Whatever, we're gonna be rich!

- Guys, this one has teeth.
- Teeth!


That toothie.

- Ew, what are you guys doing?
- We sold our teeth.

But we need more of
the spending money.

Can't we just have a couple
of your teeth, mama?

We can pay you back
in hair and toenails.

Ugh, doing business with a creep
has turned you into creeps.

- We're not creeps.
- Look at yourselves.


Okay, I can't deal with
a house of creeps.

We're getting your teeth back.

This is it, her lair.

Ooh, such a charming atmosphere.

We simply must get the
name of her decorators.

Hey, creeps, let's just find
your teeth and get out of here.

Oh, this one's still wet.

Don't I look glamorous?

Look at that winning smile.

- Mr. Tooth, would you like some tea?
- Oh, yes, thank you.

- Focus!
- Ah, visitors!


- That's the fairy?
- We're the Teen Titans.

No need for introductions.

We've met, while
you were sleeping.

Yes, I wiggled my fingers
under all of your pillows

to extract the pearly
treasures held under them.

♪ Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta ♪

All except you, Raven. You never
gave me your precious teeth.

It made me covet them even more.

Ugh, I'd never sell my
teeth to some creep.

- I don't even know what you do with them.
- Isn't it obvious?

- Jewelry?
- Disgusting!

- Tooth replacements?
- No need. Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta.

Do you dress them up and
play with them like dolls?

I am not a monster.

I do what any normal person
would do with teeth.

I eat them.

♪ Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta ♪

I knew you were a creep!

Just give us our teeth back!

I paid good money
for those teeth.

I might be willing
to trade them for

a set that has been missing
from my collection.

- Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
- No way.

How about a game then? Hmm?

I win, I get your pearly whites.

You win, your friends
get theirs back.

- I accept.
- ♪ Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta ♪

The game is... an
eating competition.

- Ugh! Don't tell me we're eating...
- Teeth! Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta.

What else are we going
to do with them?

The competition begins now.

You better get going.

So gross!

No choice.

Whoa, this is really good.

My goodness, you have
quite the appetite.


You better stop talking
and start eating.

Mama's hungry!

Ahh, so full. Can't eat another.


- I win!
- I can't believe you beat me.

Mmm, these scrumptious
teeth made it easy.

I'd pay good money
for these too.

Maybe you're not a
creep after all.

- I really misjudged you, tooth fairy.
- It happens. Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta.

Here are your friends' teeth.

I already ate one
of Beast Boy's.

He'll never miss it.

Thanks for getting our
teeth back, mama.

We should have never let our greed
get the best of our smiles.

You were right about the
dignity of teeth, Raven.

You can't put a price on 'em.

But you can put a little salt on them!
Yeah! Mmm!

So good!

- Creepy.
- I'll give you a buck for your molar.