Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 42 - Birds - full transcript

Robin removes two mockingbirds from the chimney with a gas he created in his lab. But the chemicals mutate the birds into muscular bullies who then move into the tower.

1x46 - Missing

Oh, man!

It's about to get... crazy!

- This is, like, the best concert ever!
- You know it!

Can you believe all those suckers
in there paid for tickets?

And ours only cost "free-99"!

Yo, those beats
is mad-sick, kid!

Know what would make
tonight even better?

Snack bar run!



Ooh, half a hotdog.

And you guys thought we
needed money to have fun.

Man, being broke is so cool.

That's right. Hey Cyborg,
hand me a wall napkin.


Guys, check it out.

Killer Moth put up
a sign for Silkie.

Like we would ever return our beloved
house pet to that villainous lunatic.

Yeah, that would
just crush Starfire.

Wait, I'm not sure Killer
Moth made this sign.

I think a snake wrote it. See?

Those are dollar
signs, Beast boy.

He's offering a cash reward
for the return of Silkie.

- Cash?
- Dinero?

- Moola?
- Buckaroos?

You know, I bet killer
moth really misses Silkie.

If I lost a pet, I'd
probably want him back, too.

Perhaps, our selfishness
has blinded us

- and we should return him.
- It is the right thing to do.

The right thing to do.

"and that is how the
beautiful princess

mercilessly killed all her
enemies and became queen.

The end."

Now, it is the bath time!


Do you not think the daily
ritual of bathing is necessary?

Not when you do it on the
couch, with your tongue.

I have found it is the best way to
evacuate the most stubborn gunk.

For being such a good Silkie, I
shall now share my zorkaberries.

Ew, ew, ew!

We are merely sharing
our mutual affection.

Silkie's only affection
is for that bowl of food.

Do not listen to her, Silkie.
Her insights are dark.

You, my darlings, will rise
up and take over the world!

Killer Moth.

The Teen Titans, you shall not defeat me!
I have been...

Save it. We here
about the flyer.

Larva M3-19? I
missed you so much!

My special little guy is back.

This is embarrassing. You
guys seeing me like this.

Just look away!

Thank you so much
for returning him.

It was the right thing to do.

Well then, good bye.

Okeydokey. See you the next time
I try to destroy the world.

You're waiting for the
reward, aren't you?

- Oh, my gosh, there was a reward?
- Oh, you didn't have to.

We were just trying to
do the right thing.

Oh, Silkie!

- Really?
- The Silkie has gone missing.

I found this at the location
of the criminal action.

It indicates that a snake
has stolen the Silkie! See?

Uh, no. I think someone just returned
him to Killer Moth for a reward.

But, who would do such a thing?

The Killer Moth is a bad man!

What's there to worry about?
He's a bug.

The Killer Moth will not
lick behind his ears.

And he most definitely has
horrible plans for the Silkie.

I'll tell you something, and it's...
this may sound harsh, but...

Silkie is incapable of loving
you the way you love him.

No! You are wrong, Raven!

I know the Silkie loved
me more than anything.


Oh, Silkie!

Whoa! I've never seen
so many zeros in a row.

I don't know how to
spend this much money!

You're right. What
are we going to do?

Wait, who's the richest
person you know?

Scrooge McDuck.

That's right. So, how would
he spend his money, yo?

♪ We're rich, oooo-oo! ♪

♪ This whole place is
filled with money ♪

♪ we're rich, oooo-oo! ♪

♪ I never knew you
could swim in money ♪

♪ we're rich, oooo-oo ♪

The gunk accumulates.

Oh, gross! Gross, gross, gross!

What are you doing?

Bathing you?

Okay, that's it. You need to move on.
Silkie is gonzo.

How can I move on when he is
surely suffering right now?

Okay, come with me.
I'm going to show you

Silkie is perfectly happy
with his rightful owner.

Now that you are back in
my clutches, larva M3-19,

you will get exactly
what you deserve.

Tummy farts!

- What'd I say? He's fine.
- He cannot be fine.

The Killer Moth has forgotten
to bathe the Silkie.

And now, it is time
for your bath.

Can we go now?

A bath in this tub of chemicals.

That will mutate you into a
harbinger of destruction and death!

Killer Moth! You will not lay
another hand on the Silkie!

Yeah! He belongs to Starfire!

Too late.

Wow! What a day. Race cars!

- Lasers!
- Airplanes!

- We solved some mysteries.
- Rewrote history!

Man, it's all such a dull blur.

- So, why do I feel so... bad?
- I don't know, man.

Money was supposed to
make everything better.

Well, we were never happier than when
we were eating out of that dumpster.

We made a terrible mistake
returning Silkie.

I think we need to spend
our last few dollars

trying to make up for
what we did to Star.

Yes, yes!

Now, destroy them my evil beast!

Oh, my gosh! Look how big I am!

You can talk, Silkie?

Oh, my gosh! I can talk!

Kill them, Silkie! Now!

No, wait. I want to dance!

Oh, this could not
have gone worse!

I spend all my savings to mutate

you into something really
horrible, and I get this?

I give up! I'm going to bed.

- I want my tummy farts!
- No!

You are even more
adorable at this size.

Thank you! I love you.

- You love me?
- I love you.

Oh, my little
bumgorf, I knew it!

Wow, I guess I was wrong about
Silkie loving you, Star.

- I'm sorry, guys.
- That's okay, I love you, too!

Who wants to go for a ride?

- A ride?
- A ride!

- A ride?
- A ride!



Oh, Silkie! It is wonderful!

Look, it is the Tower.

I sure hope Star
likes these kitties.

What the...

- Star?
- Yippee!


And Silkie and Starfire had
many other amazing adventures.

But, that is another story.