Teen Titans Go! (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 43 - Brain Food - full transcript

Beast Boy is tired of being the least intelligent of the Titans. When all of his efforts to get smart fail, he uses Raven's spell book to cast a spell - not to make himself smarter, but to make all of the other Titans dumber.

1x47 - Uncle Jokes

Bet I could make you smile.

No, you cannot.

- Sure can.
- Nuh-uh.

- Sure can.
- No way.

- Sure. Can.
- Negative.

Pig Jig.


- Oh, man. You got me.
- Told ya.

My turn. Bet I could
make you smile.

Seriously doubt it, bro.

- Bet I can.
- Nope.

- Bet I can.
- Uh-uh.

- Bet I can.
- No way.

Robo Rag!

♪ Robo Rag! ♪

- Aw, man!
- Told you I could do it.

So, now what?

Bro Boogie!

Oo, oo, oo. Ah, ah, oh, oo.

- What are you doing?
- Look in my direction.

I shall give you the smiles too.

Meow, meow, meow.

Meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow.

Meow, meow, meow.

Meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow.

- Meow, meow, meow.
- Okay, stop.

It's not happening.

I hate being the only Titan
who cannot do the joke.

Aw, don't feel bad, Star.
Robin's not funny either.

Hey! I'm funny.

Dude, no. You're not.
You tell uncle jokes.

Robin has never told a
joke about his uncle.

Uncle jokes aren't about uncles.

They're just lame jokes that
someone like an uncle would tell.

And they're never ever funny.

- I don't tell uncle jokes.
- Really?

How do you want
your steak cooked?

On a stove. Boom!

Man, I'm hungry.

Oh, nice to meet you Hungry.
I'm Robin.


Hey Beast Boy, why can't you hear a
pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.


Boom! Boom! Boom!

Please stop. I assure you I
understand the concept now.

The 'p' is silent.
I just got it.

Raven likes my jokes.

Dude, your jokes are so uncle-y,
we ought to call you uncle.

Yeah, that's right, uncle.

Uncle, uncle, uncle.


Your humor is quite masterful.

Perhaps if I joined your
company, I could learn from you.

No way! This here.
This is a twosome.

Not one. Not three.

Dos! Two! Got it?

Our broship is like a horst
and graben structure.

Or a noble gas, whose
outer atomic shell

can neither take in or
release anymore electrons.

So it is final? I cannot
learn the jokes from you?

- Under no circumstances, lady.
- Never ever.

You have made yourselves clear.

I will remain unfunny.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait!

This is where you're supposed
to say something like:

"You'll make cookies."
And then we say: "Okay."

It's called a comedy turn.

Now let's try it again.

You never gonna be part
of our group, Starfire.

Never ever!

But what if I could
make of the cookies?

You're in!

There are so many possibilities
for my comedic catchphrase.

I was thinking something
like, "Boo, ha, ha."

Uh, we're digging the
transformation, Star,

but you really shouldn't
try to talk like us.

Yeah, "boo-yah" is my thing.

You gotta find your
own catchphrase.

Well, how about this?

I am the cool
Shamma Lamma Mu-mu.

Needs work.

So, I was just wondering, what
do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.


- Boom?
- Not bad, uncle!

- Stop calling me that.
- Stop not being funny.

- You guys are a terrible influence on her.
- So what?

So, we all have very specific
roles in the Titans.

I'm the lone wolf leader.

You two are the
good-natured slackers.

Raven's the sarcastic
older sister.

And you're my unrequited love.

When you hang out with them,
our whole universe is

thrown out of balance. You
have to go back to normal.

You are absolutely right...


I can't take it.

Ah, she just uncled you. You
got took to uncle school.

♪ She called you uncle
'cause your jokes are lame ♪

♪ And you're far from funny,
it's a crying shame ♪

♪ When you hear them crickets,
you're the one to blame ♪

♪ Ha ha ha how ♪

♪ It is not the cool
if you ask me ♪

♪ You're acting like a
glibnort, do you see? ♪

♪ It's the 'U' to the
'N', the C-L-E ♪

♪ Uncle jokes are bad
for you and me ♪

♪ You know them uncle
jokes are just not fun ♪

♪ Them uncle jokes
are just not fun ♪

♪ Them uncle jokes
are just not fun ♪

♪ Don't tell them
uncle jokes no more ♪

You heard that one he told yesterday.
Oh, man! That was horrible.

♪ Don't ♪

♪ Don't tell them
uncle jokes no more ♪

Man, those uncle
jokes are crunchy.

Do you know what just
happened there, Star?

- What?
- We just became a comedy trio.

I thought nothing could be
more perfect than a twosome,

but I was wrong!

We are the three legs of
an equilateral triangle.

We're tofu, lettuce, and tomato.

We are the three
stomachs of a glorg

that allow it to digest a
zardic without chewing.

- Aw, yeah!
- That's what I'm talking 'bout.


You okay?

Balance will be restored.
It has to be restored!

Dude, you should just chillax.

Yeah, bro. Have a sandwich.
Tofu rules.

I have never kissed a lone wolf
leader before. And I regret it.

Shut up, everybody.
I'm trying to read.

Uh, what's going on?

Robin can't function with the
team's balance out of whack.

So his body is genetically
mutating in order to restore it.

Or something like that.

Oh, and shut up, everybody.
I'm trying to read.

Is that the crime alarm?

Oh no, the garden's under attack!
Titans go!

Man, just once I'd like
to say, "Titan's go."

Come on, hurry up!

Can we pick up some
pizza on the way?

No time for pizza! We've got
to focus on the mission!

This elevator is so crowded, might
I stand a little closer? Robin?

Aw, shucks, Starfire.

We're surrounded. Cyborg,
take out the left flank.

Yes, sir.

Starfire, provide covering fire.

Okay, handsome lone wolf leader.

Go! Go! Go!


Zap! Bzzzap!

Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

Oh, man. He's attacking
the garden gnomes.

He's completely lost it.

And all because he can't
handle our comedy trio.

We have no choice.

We're gonna have to kick
Starfire out of our comedy trio,

and become whatever you'd
call a duo of comedians.

- A comedy duo.
- Bingo.

Beast Boy, turn
into some animals.

Ha, ha.

Look at Robin, he's so
cra-cra for the real-real.

Not for the play-play.

Shamma Lamma Mu-mu.

Shamma Lamma Mu-mu?

- Nice one, uncle!
- Excuse me?

Yeah, nice one, uncle.

Are you uncle-ing me?

Make an uncle joke and
suffer the consequences,


- But...
- Don't you get it? We all have our roles.

We're the good-natured slackers.
Not you.

I believe I get it.

But I will need the comforting
from the lone wolf leader.

Did someone say, "lone wolf?"

Oh, please, give me the
comforting, lone wolf.

There, there. You're home now, Star.
You're home.

- So brutal, bro. So brutal.
- We had to do it.

- We had to let her go.
- I know.

Hopefully it's enough to
make Robin normal again.

Hey, Beast Boy, is
your face hurting you?

'Cause it's killing me! Boom!

Boom indeed, Robin. Boom indeed.