TaleSpin (1990–1991): Season 1, Episode 58 - The Sound and the Furry - full transcript

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- (OWL HOOTING)
- (DOG BARKING)

EDIE: Well, I'll be dipped!

Whatcha got here
is a loose reticulator gizmet.

Now, you're lucky that your
atmospheric flapdoodle ain't busted up,

'cause we'd be talkin'
considerable cash, buddy.

Ah! Look! Klenzer's comet!

Ah, silly me! Just the ol' moon.

(ZAPPING)

Well, as I was saying,
good thing it wasn't your flapdoodle!

Well, I'll be dipped!

Your flapdoodle!

(PANTING)

Now lookie-here, buddy,
since I'm Crazy Edie...

I'll fix your flapdoodle and your gizmet
for the ridiculously low price of six...

- No, nine... Nine o'clock!
- (DISTANT ANGRY CLAMORING)

Just look at the time! Gotta fly!

(CROWD CLAMORING)

MOB LEADER: Get that crook!

(SHOUTING)

- MOB LEADER: Stop that Crazy Edie!
- (INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(HELICOPTER FLYING)

(SQUEALING)

We sure fleeced
those backwater rhubarbs, Al.

(SLURPING)

EDIE: Al! Quit tryin' to eat the help!

(PANTING)

(WHIMPERING)

(DINGING)

EDIE: Critters like them's
hard to come by,

and I don't wanna hafta fly all the way
to Bayou Country to get more...

Especially since we're already
half way to Cape Suzette!

EDIE: Cape Suzette,
and right on schedule!

Al! Hurry up!

You know how cranky I get
without my morning coffee!

(SLURPING)

(NERVOUS SQUEAKS)

EDIE: And don't open the cargo hatch
with the red lever like you did last week!

I'm tired of fishing your sorry skin
outta the water!

Al, hurry up!

(SQUEAKING)

Al! I'm gonna make
a suitcase outta you yet!

(SQUEAKING)

WILDCAT: Wow!
Baloo, did you see that?

- See what?
- I think it was Klenzer's comet.

Aw, Wildcat...
Don't start seein' things on me now.

The airshow's this afternoon,

and the Sea Duck's goin'
kerchunk-kerchunk-kerchunk!

If it goes kerchunk-kerchunk-kerchunk,
it's just a dirty filter.

But it went... (MIMICS STALLING)

It's definitely a cracked Klinkenheimer.

Okay, so long as the Duck's
soundin' pretty by contest-time.

Hey... A lobster tank!

- Wow! Lobsters!
- (FEARFUL WHIMPERS)

Aw, don't worry, I won't eat ya.

ALL: Phew!

(SQUEAKING)

I'm Wildcat. What're your names?

(SQUEAKING)

Okay, I'll name ya.
Sammy, Frankie, Max...

- Oh, you're a girl! Sorry!
- (SQUEAKY LAUGHTER)

Maxine, and Homer.

I like Homer 'cause
it rhymes with wrench.

(GIGGLING)

Aw, don't be jealous, Maxine.

Whoa, collars!

Oh, you must belong to someone.

But there's no tag!

That means I can keep you!

(SQUEAKING WITH JOY)

(STRAINING) I gotta pull this guy apart

so I can get
to the cracked Klinkenheimer.

I must be a quart low
on my elbow grease

or I should eat more energy food,
like jellybean omelets.

(SQUEAKING)

Oh! Cracked somethin'er-nother
heimers make me nervous.

Better eat somethin' light
to settle my stomach.

(CHUCKLES) Man can't live
on food alone.

(GASPS)

It's the strain of worryin', that's what it is.

For me? Gosh thanks.

Bet I can do a number
on that engine now.

(GIGGLING)

(STRAINING)

(PANTING)

(VIBRATING)

(ZAPPING)

The cracked Klinkenheimer!
Now I can fix it!

You guys are the nicest lobsters
I ever met!

And the strongest, too!

(WILDCAT SNORING)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

BALOO: Wildcat!

Wildcat! Did you fix the engine?

She's running like (POP)
a scared chicken.

Uh, right! Let's go.

And it's warm out,
you won't need the hat.

I'm not wearing a hat.

(EXCLAIMING)

(GASPS)

(FRANTIC CHATTER)

- WILDCAT: Bayou Country?
- (EXCITED GIBBERISH)

They got good gumbo there.

(SURPRISED) They got lousy gumbo?

WILDCAT: Baseball?

First base, second base,
he's rounding third base, home!

Home? Home!

(AFFIRMATIVE CHATTER)

You want to see a baseball game
in Bayou Country?

Uh-uh! (EXCITED CHATTER)

Home, home...

Your home is Bayou Country!

(JOYFUL CHEER)

Guess you wanna go home, huh?

Well, I'd sure miss ya,

but what are pals for?

After that contest,
I'll get Baloo to fly you home!

(JOYFUL SQUEAKING)

BALOO: (HOLLERING) Wildcat!

C'mon, Wildcat...
Time to ace that air show!

(CELEBRATORY CHEERS)

- (DOOR OPENS)
- (ALL GASP)

Howdy, boys! Miss me?

- This is gonna be just like old times...
- (WHIMPERING)

'Cause if I heard right,
we got an air show to bust up!

(SQUEAKING)

Ice cream, ice cream,
get your ice cream.

EMCEE: Welcome, folks,
to our Cargo Carrier Classic...

Brought to you by "Hi Yo Silverware",
the finest name in cheap utensils.

- We're gonna clean up here, Al.
- (SQUEALING)

Yessiree, you an' me
are gonna clean up here.

Where do we start?

I'm talkin' about the contest, Wildcat.

Now, why don't you
double-check the engine?

Who are you?

(SARCASTICALLY)
The Queen of Sheba.

Really? I never met a real queen before!

Gotta go, buddy.
Drop by the palace some time.

Homer! Did you follow me
all the way from home?

(FRANTIC GIBBERISH)

I'm glad to see you, too!

(FRANTIC GIBBERISH)

How's it look, Wildcat?

Good thing I double-checked, Baloo.
There was a lobster in the engine.

A furry lobster, huh?

Yeah, his name's Homer!

Good thing you wore that hat,
I think you've been gettin' too much sun.

(FRANTIC GIBBERISH)

What is it, Homer?
You wanna show me something?

Hey, the Queen's got Maxine!

(SHOUTING) Maxine! You in there?

That greasemonkey's
gonna blow my scam.

WILDCAT: Oh, Maxine!

(HAPPY COOING)

Hey, I don't like people
messin' with my engine!

But I wasn't messin' with your engine,

I was lookin' for a friend.

I'm not interested
in makin' friends right now, pal.

EMCEE: Will pilot number one
please get into position?

Outta my way, that's my cue!

EDIE: Psst...psst.

Psst...

- Eek!
- You springin' a leak, Homer?

Come 'ere, buddy.
I know where your friends are.

But... Your Majesty,
Maxine's in that plane!

Of course she is!

She's part of the show, see?

Now why didn't Maxine tell me
she was in show biz?

Now go on in,
your friends are waitin' for you.

Dino? Frankie?

See ya later, chump!

Homer, not only are we alone,

but we can't see
Maxine's show from here.

EMCEE: The pilot who loads his cargo
and completes the obstacle course

in record time will be our winner.

On your mark, get set, go!

(CACKLING)

Looks like engine trouble.

(ZAPPING)

(ENGINE RATTLING)

(EXPLOSION)

(WHIMPERING)

Oh, I'll be dipped.

It's your mugwumper all right.

Well, I gotta fly home. Can you fix it?

If Crazy Edie can't fix it,
it ain't broke. But it'll cost ya...

(ZAPPING)

(SPUTTERING)

(SPUTTERING)

(ZAPPING)

(METAL CLANGING)

(CRASHING)

EMCEE: Well, folks,
the way things are going,

our last contestant'll be lucky
to even get off the ground...

On your mark, get set, go!

(FIRING SHOT)

(CROWD CHEERING)

EMCEE: That's a personal best
for Baloo, folks.

Now let's watch him blow it
on the obstacle course.

(GRUNTING)

Four down and one to go.

Just a little harder, Homer.

(ZAPPING)

Hey, pretty strong for a little guy,
aren't ya?

(PANTING)

(AGITATED CHATTER)

You tryin' to tell me something, Homer?

The guys are in trouble!

(AFFIRMATIVE CHATTER)

Maybe Baloo will help us.

(WARNING ALARM)

(RAPID FIRING)

(CANNON FIRING)

(BELL RINGING)

(BUBBLING)

(EXPLOSION)

(SIGH OF RELIEF)

(ENGINE WHIRRING)

PILOT 1: Hey, how come Baloo's plane
ain't fallin' apart like ours did?

- PILOT 2: Yeah...
- What's goin' on?

That plane oughta be
spare parts by now.

EMCEE: He did it, folks! Baloo cleared
the obstacle course in record time!

- (CROWD CHEERING)
- Something's gone wrong, Al.

We better grab our other little stinker
and get outta here!

Didn't Baloo say somethin' 'bout
havin' a secret weapon?

Yeah, and his mechanic was snoopin'
around my engine.

PILOTS: Yeah! That's right! Hey!

I won. (LAUGHS)
I bet they'll carry me on their shoulders.

Ta da! Hey, what do you say, guys?

PILOT 1: Get 'im, boys!

PILOT 1: Let's tar and feather 'im!

PILOTS: Tar and feather 'im!
Tar and feather 'im!

I've heard of sore losers,
but this is ridiculous.

(CHANTING)
Tar and feather 'im! Tar and feather 'im!

Tar and feather 'im! Tar and feather 'im!

We don't have any tar.

And we don't have any feathers.

We got airplane grease...

And we got spoons.

PILOTS: Grease and spoon 'im!
Grease and spoon 'im!

PILOTS: Grease and spoon 'im!
Grease and spoon 'im!

All right, you happy now?

Nope. Not until we wreck your plane!

No! Not my baby!

Baloo! Help!

(STRAINING) Wildcat, I think I'm the one
who could use some help!

This is Homer, Homer, Baloo... And
he said the other lobsters are in trouble!

Don't harm him. He's crazy.

Homer's kinda cute for a lobster,
but Homer don't have his facts straight.

You're the one who's in trouble
for wrecking our planes!

Grease 'im up, boys!

(GASPS)

Great! Charades!

(STUTTERING)
The Son of Frankenstein?

My mother-in-law?

- I got it! I got it! The Queen of Sheba!
- Yippee!

(MIMICS FLYING)

(MIMICS SPUTTERING)

(MIMICS CRASHING)

The Queen of Sheba
wrecked your planes!

Now why would the Queen of Sheba
wanna do that?

Hey, you little thief!

That's it! The Queen of Sheba's a thief!

Yippee!

Well, Crazy Edie was anxious
to take our money up front.

Yeah, and she hasn't fixed
a single plane yet!

(AL SNIFFING)

Oh, little critter...

Okay, Baloo.

We'll lay off your plane
'til you're proven guilty.

Phew!

Let's try this one more time.

(ZAPPING)

We found 'im, Al!

(SLURP)

My baby!

WILDCAT: My baby!

(PANTING)

It's the Queen of Sheba!

- PILOT 1: It's Edie!
- So long, suckers!

- She's got our money!
- And my lobsters!

Let's grease and spoon her!

(TIRES BRAKING)

(AL GROWLING)

PILOTS: Whoa, doggie! Nice doggie!

Chew on that awhile, crocodile!

Come on, Al! Last chance!

ICE CREAM MAN: I scream,
you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

(DOG-LIKE WHIMPER)

Well, I'm short one gator,
but I still got my help!

Nuh-uh, Queenie.

(WILDCAT LAUGHING)

Hey... I'm... I'm...ticklish!

Come on, guys!

(VICTORY SQUEALS)

(LAUGHTER)
Your Highness... Whoa!

Uh-oh!

(ZAPPING)

EDIE: Traitors! Turncoats!
You're all fired!

Happy landing, buddy!

Whoa! I almost fell!

- (SCREAMING)
- (SQUEALING)

Everybody join paws.

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!

(EDIE GROANS)

You still gotta catch me, chump!

Nice of you to drop in.

Well, I'll be dipped.

And spooned.

No more ring around the collar.

(THANKFUL CHATTER)

Aw, you're welcome.
Bye. I'll come visit.

(SQUEAKING) Bye-bye!

Well, looks like you made
some new friends, Wildcat.

I know you're gonna miss 'em.

Yeah, but it's a good thing
they're not staying with us after all.

(LAUGHS) How's that?

You know how hard it is
to find lobster food?

Doh!

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