TaleSpin (1990–1991): Season 1, Episode 57 - Stuck on You - full transcript
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through thick and thin
With another tale to spin
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All the trouble we get in
With another tale to spin
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Spin it, let's begin it
Bear 'n grin it, when you're in it
You can win it in a minute
When you spin it, spin it, spin it!
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Tale Spin!
COMMANDER: The Iron Vulture!
Battle stations!
Battle stations!
This is a Priority Pirate Alert!
You won't get past us, you crooks.
Fire!
Ha! I will show those sons of hamsters
what happens when they
put a reward on Don Karnage!
But they just fired at us, Captain!
KARNAGE:
Show a little trust, Mad Dog.
You see?
At this altitude, they cannot reach us!
The jerks are bombing themselves.
(BOMBS EXPLODING)
Hold your fire!
He's won without firing a shot.
Blast you, Don Karnage!
Now, I will go and make my
demand for the city to surrender.
- (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
- Use the radio?
Where is the glory in that?
This way, I make the dramatic entrance!
(INDISTINCT MUTTERING)
Did you say "crazy"?
Never call me that word!
Dumptruck!
I put you in charge while I am gone.
Aye-aye, Captain...
- (TELESCOPE CLANGING)
- Ow!
On my mark, detach the basket.
KARNAGE: Mark!
On my mark, lower the basket.
(SCREAMING) Mark!
Now lower me
gently!
BALOO: (SINGING) He'll be flying
tons of cargo when he comes
(BLOWING INTO BOTTLE)
He'll be flying tons
of cargo when he comes
(BLOWING INTO BOTTLE)
He'll be flying tons of cargo
from Loch Lein to old Port Largo
He'll be flying tons
of cargo when he comes
(BLOWING INTO BOTTLE)
(LAUGHING BOISTEROUSLY)
Uh-oh, that's some storm brewin'.
I'd better hurry on in.
"Attention, simpletons of Cape..."
No, no. That's not right...
"Simpering simpletons
of Cape Suzette."
Yes, I love that. That's much better.
- (PLANE APPROACHING)
- What is making that motor noise?
Whoa, this storm is gettin' rough.
(KARNAGE SCREAMING)
(CRASHING)
KARNAGE: (SCREAMING) A-E-I-O-U...
What was that?
I better check for damage!
(BOTH GULPING)
Look! That's Baloo's plane.
He ran over the Captain!
- (WHISPERING)
- Huh?
Oh, yeah.
Attack!
Cargo looks okay. Hmm.
(KNOCKING)
Once more, I, Don Karnage,
snatch victory from the jaws of defeat!
Now I teach you to hit my bucket!
(EXCLAIMS) Hey! What'd I do?
Hey, stop! Watch it.
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
(STAMMERING FEARFULLY)
Say toodle-oo, Baloo!
Oh, sure!
Now that I'm hanging here helpless.
Go on, you big coward!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
Hey, you saved my life.
Yes. I do not know what came over me.
Ha! Now I win, fair and square!
(CREAKING)
KARNAGE: Ow!
Yuck! What is this?
Glue.
Well, get off me, you overweight oaf!
(GROANING) My pleasure.
What are you doin'?
I am stuck to your miserable self!
But not for long!
(BOTH GROANING)
Ow!
(BOTH GROANING)
That's what I need. A hood ornament.
Quiet up your face and push.
(GLUE STRETCHING)
(BOTH GROANING)
(PANTING)
Now, Karny, we gotta stop
fightin' and start thinkin'.
Do not tell me what to do.
Whoa!
Now, let's see where
this goop came from.
Ahh, a phone number.
So what does that mean?
It means we go to Cape Suzette.
Rebecca will know what to do!
- (CLANGING)
- Ow!
The glue fumes,
they are making you dopey in the head!
If we go to Cape Suzette,
your annoying lady-type boss
will turn me in for the reward.
Reward?
That's right, 10,000...
Do not even think about it.
Remember, I saved your life.
Yeah, well... You got a better plan?
(GUNS FIRING)
There is my plan! Fly up to my crew.
They will get us apart.
Oh, yeah! "Rip us apart," you mean.
And I'll be the rip-ee.
You will be safe, I promise.
Did I not prove I am a man of honor?
(LAUGHS) I got more honor in my
left toe than you got in your entire body!
- Why I...
- Why you...
KARNAGE: Why do they
keep shooting at us?
BALOO: Well, for one thing, they think
I turned you into propeller chow.
KARNAGE:
Calm your miserable self.
I will order them to cease fire.
- (BULLET WHIZZING)
- Now what, bright boy?
Run!
That's right, scum, come to papa.
All fire! All fire!
(GUNS FIRING)
KARNAGE:
Now everybody is shooting at us!
I know, I know! Get off my back!
KARNAGE: If I could do that,
I would not be in this predicament!
We're too low. Retreat!
Hey, the Captain put me in charge.
But it is a good suggestion.
Retreat!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(COUGHING)
(SARCASTICALLY) Wonderful landing.
Well, I got us down, didn't I?
Do not forget our agreement.
Nobody is to know I am with you.
Hey, I gave you my word.
Now, just don't you mess up.
Relax. I am a master of stealth.
Hi, everybody, I'm...
Home?
Baloo! Where have you been?
We were worried sick about you.
This place is a disaster!
You don't look so good yourself.
Oh, thank heaven the kids weren't here.
That rat, Karnage!
We came this close to being blown up.
Boy, if I get my hands on him...
Have you been gaining weight?
(CHUCKLING) Well, you might
say I'm carryin' some extra fat.
Uh, excuse me a sec.
I oughta turn you in right now!
Hey, they shot at me.
Besides, you cannot tell on me.
You promised.
Who are you talking to?
Uh, well, I had an itch,
and I was tryin' to talk it away.
Hey, you do that, too?
REBECCA: And why are
you wearing a blanket?
Oh, I felt a cold comin' on.
(IMITATES SNEEZE)
Anyhoo, uh, I gotta make a call.
Okay, fine, go ahead.
(STAMMERING) Well, thanks,
but I'll use the one in here.
Okay, but, uh, then I want
you to go right to bed.
I can't have my only pilot getting sick.
(SIGHING)
- Maybe you want some chicken soup.
- Shh! You wanna tip off Rebecca?
KARNAGE:
No, I want to bump off Rebecca!
Baloo?
Yes!
I thought I heard... Nothing.
She is a very nosy person.
Did you know that you are crazy?
What? (LAUGHING)
Never call me that word.
What? Crazy?
That is the word.
KARNAGE: (SNARLING)
I'll kill you now!
Okay, who's in here with you?
Here? Oh, nobody. Don't be silly.
I think somebody needs
his head examined.
Worked for me.
I'm phonin' the glue factory before
we both end up in the loony bin.
Hmm. Sticky situation.
Hey, just skip the jokes
and tell us how to get this stuff off.
Well, that's our super strength
Stick-All-Adhesive Glue you're wearing.
However, we do have
a chemical that'll dissolve it.
That is good.
But if you don't get here
and use it by, say, 6:00,
the glue will become permanent.
That is not so good.
You mean we'll be
stuck together forever?
Yes, so hurry or as we say
in the glue business,
"Haste makes paste." (CHUCKLING)
We've got to get to that factory.
I am with you all the way. Unfortunately.
Well, it's been fun. Gotta run.
Nuh-uh-uh.
My keys.
What's goin' on here?
You tell me.
Baloo, you worry me. You haven't
been the same since you got home.
Honest, there's nothing wrong.
Sorry, Baloo. You need help.
This is for your own good.
But, but, but, but...
Until you tell me what's
really wrong with you...
You're not going anywhere.
(CLOCK TICKING)
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(ALL EATING LOUDLY)
(CLEARING THROAT)
Your attention, please.
Out of respect for our late captain,
the brave and courageous Don Karnage,
a moment of silence.
MAD DOG: Okay, that'll do it.
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
(CLEARING THROAT)
Fellow pirates...
Argh!
(SNARLING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(FIRES PISTOL)
Since Karnage is sadly kaput,
I nominate myself to be captain.
Ha! You? Captain?
(STRAINING) I second the nomination.
REBECCA: Psychiatric Ward,
get me Dr. Bulvon.
Well, I don't care if he is playing golf.
Tell him we've got a crazy person here.
No, not me.
KARNAGE: For what
are we sitting around?
The clock is tickity-tocking away.
Well, if you'd stand still,
I might have a chance to think!
Good. While you think, I leave.
(STRAINING)
Nice try, small fry.
- Hey!
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
BALOO: Whoa! Let go!
Whoa! Hey, let go. Wait!
(GROANING) Get us back in
before somethin' breaks...
(KARNAGE SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
I got us down, did I not?
BALOO: If we don't get those keys,
you and me are gonna be buyin'
our suits at two-for-one sales.
Leave this to my personal self.
Brilliant, yes-no?
Now you're fishin' for compliments.
(ENGINE STARTING)
That sounds like the Sea Duck!
Looks like it, too.
Stop that plane!
Your wish is my demand,
Ms. Cunningham!
I got it... (SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING) Hey, this is fun!
(BELL CLANGING)
Of course, I also enjoy a good nap.
Hurry! The time is running out!
We'll be there before you know it.
Yeah. Much better with the ribbon.
Hey, Dumptruck!
That's, "Hey, Dumptruck, sir!"
Got a plane comin' this way fast!
Holy herring! It's the Sea Duck!
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
Oh, hey, yeah.
This is your new captain speaking.
Please fasten your seat belts.
And get that plane!
KARNAGE: Cannot you fly any faster?
BALOO: Aw, don't worry
your sticky head.
We're as safe as a bug in a rug.
KARNAGE: Well, this bug
is about to get squished.
We're surrounded. Oh, man!
Do not let them see you!
But they already have!
They have seen the Sea Duck,
but they do not know you are on it!
BALOO: You're not
making a lot of sense.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
KARNAGE: Remember, you are not
the only one with the clever plans.
Come out with your hands up, or...
(ALL GASPING)
Don Karnage! You're alive!
Yes, very much so,
and I'm handsome, too!
Nice coat.
Congratulations, I have returned!
I was alone,
pitted against my worstest enemy,
that fool, Baloo!
He jabbed. I jibbed like this.
But in the end,
I, that brilliant, fantastic brigand
of the skies triumphed!
Oh, brother!
Oh, must've been some fight, Captain,
'cause you don't look the same.
(ALL MURMURING)
Oh, yes, well, that is because I...
I have been working out! Here, see?
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
But enough about me.
Mad Dog, set a course for
30 degrees north-northwest, yes?
- (CLANKING)
- Ow!
Why do not you watch
where I am going?
(KARNAGE LAUGHING)
You know, he's actin' pretty weird.
I'm not sure I want him back.
Hmm. Me, too. Now I can't be captain.
Don't be too sure.
Quit dawdlin'! That factory's
still a 100 miles away!
I am trying to not
arouse their suspicions,
and to save your mangy hide.
(EATING LOUDLY)
(PIRATES BELCHING)
What are you doing, you glutton?
Don't worry, I'll feed you.
- Ow!
- Okay.
(WHISTLING)
We've had enough!
Some plan.
We're about to become piranha bait.
(SOFTLY) Do not be silly,
my men adore me.
Yes? What is on your tiny minds?
In two words? Mu-tiny!
I knew it. He's gonna give me away.
Show a little faith, will you?
(GRUNTING)
What were you saying?
We said we're taking over!
Frankly, Captain, you've gone crazy.
I told you, never use that word!
Put him down!
KARNAGE: Let go of him.
BALOO: You first!
(GROANING)
Ouch!
If you're not crazy,
how come you act crazy?
Crazy?
(SHOUTING) Crazy?
There is a perfectly simple reason.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
I have got a bear on my back!
He did it.
Yuck!
It's some kinda monster.
Monster? I will show you the monster!
(STRETCHING)
Some other time, slugger!
(ALL CLAMORING)
- BALOO: This way!
- No, this way!
- No, this way!
- Follow me!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
It is this way. Trust me!
(ALL SNARLING)
BALOO: Trust you? Every chance
you get, you cheat, you rob and you lie!
It's my job.
(ALL SNARLING)
It was also your job
not to tell 'em I was with ya!
Okay, one little slip-up. So shoot me!
(GUN FIRING)
I wish you wouldn't say that.
(THUDDING)
They're gettin' away. To your plane!
I'm in charge, I give the orders!
- (INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
- Oh! To your planes! Hurry!
BALOO: Oh, let me sit! Bug off!
KARNAGE: I will fly!
MAD DOG: Open the mouth!
Open the mouth!
Aw, shut your mouth!
The factory is 20 miles ahead.
(LAUGHS) We are going to make it!
- (MACHINE GUN FIRING)
- BALOO: But then again, maybe not.
Hang on to your pantaloons.
You've only got a few seconds!
Oh, please just tell us what to do.
DOCTOR: Dive in.
Of course, we've never tried
this on people before.
(DOCTOR CHUCKLING)
(BOTH YELLING)
(COUGHING)
Lookity-look! (LAUGHS)
We are divisible!
Oh!
- Hey, get Karnage!
- Get all of them!
Oh, great.
You're gonna sic your pack on me
now that your promise is over.
Yes, yes, yes, what is your point?
Figures. Your promises weren't
any good to begin with.
(SNARLING) Let's pickle their herrings.
(GASPING)
(MUTTERING)
(SHOUTING)
(GRUNTING)
What do you say for yourselves?
(STAMMERING)
Captain! Where's Baloo?
Baloo? That annoying amateur?
That fly in my personal ointment?
Uh-oh, back to business as usual.
I do not see any Baloo here.
Just three mutinous mutton-heads!
Now, back to the Iron Vulture.
I will figure out an appropriately
appalling punishment later.
(BALOO CLEARING THROAT)
Wait. Oh, Gibber!
Leave your plane behind for me.
You go ride back with Dumptruck.
And one more thing.
Okay...
Now you go tell Dumptruck.
Hey, Karny! How come you
didn't throw me to the wolves?
(INAUDIBLE WHISPER)
(BOTH GROANING AND SNARLING)
Well, we did have a pact,
and we are both men of honor. Yes-no?
No... I mean, yes.
And now, our truce is over.
Once we out of here,
you better vamoose, or, uh...
(LAUGHING) I cook your goose.
Fair enough. See you next time.
Just watch where you sit.
(CHUCKLING)
Now we see who is the smart pants.
Tale Spin
Tale Spin
Ooh, ooh
Another tale to spin
Tale Spin
Tale Spin
Ooh, ooh
Another tale to spin
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
(LAUGHING)
Tale Spin!
Spin it!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
Let's begin it
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
- Oh-ee-yeah!
- Tale Spin
- Oh-ee-yoh!
- Tale Spin
Friends for life
through thick and thin
With another tale to spin
- Oh-ee-yeah!
- Tale Spin
- Oh-ee-yoh!
- Tale Spin
All the trouble we get in
With another tale to spin
Spin it!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
Spin it, my friend
- Oh-ee-yay
- Oh-ee-yay
- Oh-ee-yoh
- Oh-ee-yoh
Oh-ee-yay, oh-ee-yay
Oh-ee-yoh, oh-ee-yoh
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Spin it, let's begin it
Bear 'n grin it, when you're in it
You can win it in a minute
When you spin it, spin it, spin it!
So spin it!
Tale Spin!
COMMANDER: The Iron Vulture!
Battle stations!
Battle stations!
This is a Priority Pirate Alert!
You won't get past us, you crooks.
Fire!
Ha! I will show those sons of hamsters
what happens when they
put a reward on Don Karnage!
But they just fired at us, Captain!
KARNAGE:
Show a little trust, Mad Dog.
You see?
At this altitude, they cannot reach us!
The jerks are bombing themselves.
(BOMBS EXPLODING)
Hold your fire!
He's won without firing a shot.
Blast you, Don Karnage!
Now, I will go and make my
demand for the city to surrender.
- (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
- Use the radio?
Where is the glory in that?
This way, I make the dramatic entrance!
(INDISTINCT MUTTERING)
Did you say "crazy"?
Never call me that word!
Dumptruck!
I put you in charge while I am gone.
Aye-aye, Captain...
- (TELESCOPE CLANGING)
- Ow!
On my mark, detach the basket.
KARNAGE: Mark!
On my mark, lower the basket.
(SCREAMING) Mark!
Now lower me
gently!
BALOO: (SINGING) He'll be flying
tons of cargo when he comes
(BLOWING INTO BOTTLE)
He'll be flying tons
of cargo when he comes
(BLOWING INTO BOTTLE)
He'll be flying tons of cargo
from Loch Lein to old Port Largo
He'll be flying tons
of cargo when he comes
(BLOWING INTO BOTTLE)
(LAUGHING BOISTEROUSLY)
Uh-oh, that's some storm brewin'.
I'd better hurry on in.
"Attention, simpletons of Cape..."
No, no. That's not right...
"Simpering simpletons
of Cape Suzette."
Yes, I love that. That's much better.
- (PLANE APPROACHING)
- What is making that motor noise?
Whoa, this storm is gettin' rough.
(KARNAGE SCREAMING)
(CRASHING)
KARNAGE: (SCREAMING) A-E-I-O-U...
What was that?
I better check for damage!
(BOTH GULPING)
Look! That's Baloo's plane.
He ran over the Captain!
- (WHISPERING)
- Huh?
Oh, yeah.
Attack!
Cargo looks okay. Hmm.
(KNOCKING)
Once more, I, Don Karnage,
snatch victory from the jaws of defeat!
Now I teach you to hit my bucket!
(EXCLAIMS) Hey! What'd I do?
Hey, stop! Watch it.
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
(STAMMERING FEARFULLY)
Say toodle-oo, Baloo!
Oh, sure!
Now that I'm hanging here helpless.
Go on, you big coward!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
Hey, you saved my life.
Yes. I do not know what came over me.
Ha! Now I win, fair and square!
(CREAKING)
KARNAGE: Ow!
Yuck! What is this?
Glue.
Well, get off me, you overweight oaf!
(GROANING) My pleasure.
What are you doin'?
I am stuck to your miserable self!
But not for long!
(BOTH GROANING)
Ow!
(BOTH GROANING)
That's what I need. A hood ornament.
Quiet up your face and push.
(GLUE STRETCHING)
(BOTH GROANING)
(PANTING)
Now, Karny, we gotta stop
fightin' and start thinkin'.
Do not tell me what to do.
Whoa!
Now, let's see where
this goop came from.
Ahh, a phone number.
So what does that mean?
It means we go to Cape Suzette.
Rebecca will know what to do!
- (CLANGING)
- Ow!
The glue fumes,
they are making you dopey in the head!
If we go to Cape Suzette,
your annoying lady-type boss
will turn me in for the reward.
Reward?
That's right, 10,000...
Do not even think about it.
Remember, I saved your life.
Yeah, well... You got a better plan?
(GUNS FIRING)
There is my plan! Fly up to my crew.
They will get us apart.
Oh, yeah! "Rip us apart," you mean.
And I'll be the rip-ee.
You will be safe, I promise.
Did I not prove I am a man of honor?
(LAUGHS) I got more honor in my
left toe than you got in your entire body!
- Why I...
- Why you...
KARNAGE: Why do they
keep shooting at us?
BALOO: Well, for one thing, they think
I turned you into propeller chow.
KARNAGE:
Calm your miserable self.
I will order them to cease fire.
- (BULLET WHIZZING)
- Now what, bright boy?
Run!
That's right, scum, come to papa.
All fire! All fire!
(GUNS FIRING)
KARNAGE:
Now everybody is shooting at us!
I know, I know! Get off my back!
KARNAGE: If I could do that,
I would not be in this predicament!
We're too low. Retreat!
Hey, the Captain put me in charge.
But it is a good suggestion.
Retreat!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(COUGHING)
(SARCASTICALLY) Wonderful landing.
Well, I got us down, didn't I?
Do not forget our agreement.
Nobody is to know I am with you.
Hey, I gave you my word.
Now, just don't you mess up.
Relax. I am a master of stealth.
Hi, everybody, I'm...
Home?
Baloo! Where have you been?
We were worried sick about you.
This place is a disaster!
You don't look so good yourself.
Oh, thank heaven the kids weren't here.
That rat, Karnage!
We came this close to being blown up.
Boy, if I get my hands on him...
Have you been gaining weight?
(CHUCKLING) Well, you might
say I'm carryin' some extra fat.
Uh, excuse me a sec.
I oughta turn you in right now!
Hey, they shot at me.
Besides, you cannot tell on me.
You promised.
Who are you talking to?
Uh, well, I had an itch,
and I was tryin' to talk it away.
Hey, you do that, too?
REBECCA: And why are
you wearing a blanket?
Oh, I felt a cold comin' on.
(IMITATES SNEEZE)
Anyhoo, uh, I gotta make a call.
Okay, fine, go ahead.
(STAMMERING) Well, thanks,
but I'll use the one in here.
Okay, but, uh, then I want
you to go right to bed.
I can't have my only pilot getting sick.
(SIGHING)
- Maybe you want some chicken soup.
- Shh! You wanna tip off Rebecca?
KARNAGE:
No, I want to bump off Rebecca!
Baloo?
Yes!
I thought I heard... Nothing.
She is a very nosy person.
Did you know that you are crazy?
What? (LAUGHING)
Never call me that word.
What? Crazy?
That is the word.
KARNAGE: (SNARLING)
I'll kill you now!
Okay, who's in here with you?
Here? Oh, nobody. Don't be silly.
I think somebody needs
his head examined.
Worked for me.
I'm phonin' the glue factory before
we both end up in the loony bin.
Hmm. Sticky situation.
Hey, just skip the jokes
and tell us how to get this stuff off.
Well, that's our super strength
Stick-All-Adhesive Glue you're wearing.
However, we do have
a chemical that'll dissolve it.
That is good.
But if you don't get here
and use it by, say, 6:00,
the glue will become permanent.
That is not so good.
You mean we'll be
stuck together forever?
Yes, so hurry or as we say
in the glue business,
"Haste makes paste." (CHUCKLING)
We've got to get to that factory.
I am with you all the way. Unfortunately.
Well, it's been fun. Gotta run.
Nuh-uh-uh.
My keys.
What's goin' on here?
You tell me.
Baloo, you worry me. You haven't
been the same since you got home.
Honest, there's nothing wrong.
Sorry, Baloo. You need help.
This is for your own good.
But, but, but, but...
Until you tell me what's
really wrong with you...
You're not going anywhere.
(CLOCK TICKING)
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(ALL EATING LOUDLY)
(CLEARING THROAT)
Your attention, please.
Out of respect for our late captain,
the brave and courageous Don Karnage,
a moment of silence.
MAD DOG: Okay, that'll do it.
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
(CLEARING THROAT)
Fellow pirates...
Argh!
(SNARLING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(FIRES PISTOL)
Since Karnage is sadly kaput,
I nominate myself to be captain.
Ha! You? Captain?
(STRAINING) I second the nomination.
REBECCA: Psychiatric Ward,
get me Dr. Bulvon.
Well, I don't care if he is playing golf.
Tell him we've got a crazy person here.
No, not me.
KARNAGE: For what
are we sitting around?
The clock is tickity-tocking away.
Well, if you'd stand still,
I might have a chance to think!
Good. While you think, I leave.
(STRAINING)
Nice try, small fry.
- Hey!
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
BALOO: Whoa! Let go!
Whoa! Hey, let go. Wait!
(GROANING) Get us back in
before somethin' breaks...
(KARNAGE SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
I got us down, did I not?
BALOO: If we don't get those keys,
you and me are gonna be buyin'
our suits at two-for-one sales.
Leave this to my personal self.
Brilliant, yes-no?
Now you're fishin' for compliments.
(ENGINE STARTING)
That sounds like the Sea Duck!
Looks like it, too.
Stop that plane!
Your wish is my demand,
Ms. Cunningham!
I got it... (SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING) Hey, this is fun!
(BELL CLANGING)
Of course, I also enjoy a good nap.
Hurry! The time is running out!
We'll be there before you know it.
Yeah. Much better with the ribbon.
Hey, Dumptruck!
That's, "Hey, Dumptruck, sir!"
Got a plane comin' this way fast!
Holy herring! It's the Sea Duck!
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
Oh, hey, yeah.
This is your new captain speaking.
Please fasten your seat belts.
And get that plane!
KARNAGE: Cannot you fly any faster?
BALOO: Aw, don't worry
your sticky head.
We're as safe as a bug in a rug.
KARNAGE: Well, this bug
is about to get squished.
We're surrounded. Oh, man!
Do not let them see you!
But they already have!
They have seen the Sea Duck,
but they do not know you are on it!
BALOO: You're not
making a lot of sense.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
KARNAGE: Remember, you are not
the only one with the clever plans.
Come out with your hands up, or...
(ALL GASPING)
Don Karnage! You're alive!
Yes, very much so,
and I'm handsome, too!
Nice coat.
Congratulations, I have returned!
I was alone,
pitted against my worstest enemy,
that fool, Baloo!
He jabbed. I jibbed like this.
But in the end,
I, that brilliant, fantastic brigand
of the skies triumphed!
Oh, brother!
Oh, must've been some fight, Captain,
'cause you don't look the same.
(ALL MURMURING)
Oh, yes, well, that is because I...
I have been working out! Here, see?
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
But enough about me.
Mad Dog, set a course for
30 degrees north-northwest, yes?
- (CLANKING)
- Ow!
Why do not you watch
where I am going?
(KARNAGE LAUGHING)
You know, he's actin' pretty weird.
I'm not sure I want him back.
Hmm. Me, too. Now I can't be captain.
Don't be too sure.
Quit dawdlin'! That factory's
still a 100 miles away!
I am trying to not
arouse their suspicions,
and to save your mangy hide.
(EATING LOUDLY)
(PIRATES BELCHING)
What are you doing, you glutton?
Don't worry, I'll feed you.
- Ow!
- Okay.
(WHISTLING)
We've had enough!
Some plan.
We're about to become piranha bait.
(SOFTLY) Do not be silly,
my men adore me.
Yes? What is on your tiny minds?
In two words? Mu-tiny!
I knew it. He's gonna give me away.
Show a little faith, will you?
(GRUNTING)
What were you saying?
We said we're taking over!
Frankly, Captain, you've gone crazy.
I told you, never use that word!
Put him down!
KARNAGE: Let go of him.
BALOO: You first!
(GROANING)
Ouch!
If you're not crazy,
how come you act crazy?
Crazy?
(SHOUTING) Crazy?
There is a perfectly simple reason.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
I have got a bear on my back!
He did it.
Yuck!
It's some kinda monster.
Monster? I will show you the monster!
(STRETCHING)
Some other time, slugger!
(ALL CLAMORING)
- BALOO: This way!
- No, this way!
- No, this way!
- Follow me!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
It is this way. Trust me!
(ALL SNARLING)
BALOO: Trust you? Every chance
you get, you cheat, you rob and you lie!
It's my job.
(ALL SNARLING)
It was also your job
not to tell 'em I was with ya!
Okay, one little slip-up. So shoot me!
(GUN FIRING)
I wish you wouldn't say that.
(THUDDING)
They're gettin' away. To your plane!
I'm in charge, I give the orders!
- (INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
- Oh! To your planes! Hurry!
BALOO: Oh, let me sit! Bug off!
KARNAGE: I will fly!
MAD DOG: Open the mouth!
Open the mouth!
Aw, shut your mouth!
The factory is 20 miles ahead.
(LAUGHS) We are going to make it!
- (MACHINE GUN FIRING)
- BALOO: But then again, maybe not.
Hang on to your pantaloons.
You've only got a few seconds!
Oh, please just tell us what to do.
DOCTOR: Dive in.
Of course, we've never tried
this on people before.
(DOCTOR CHUCKLING)
(BOTH YELLING)
(COUGHING)
Lookity-look! (LAUGHS)
We are divisible!
Oh!
- Hey, get Karnage!
- Get all of them!
Oh, great.
You're gonna sic your pack on me
now that your promise is over.
Yes, yes, yes, what is your point?
Figures. Your promises weren't
any good to begin with.
(SNARLING) Let's pickle their herrings.
(GASPING)
(MUTTERING)
(SHOUTING)
(GRUNTING)
What do you say for yourselves?
(STAMMERING)
Captain! Where's Baloo?
Baloo? That annoying amateur?
That fly in my personal ointment?
Uh-oh, back to business as usual.
I do not see any Baloo here.
Just three mutinous mutton-heads!
Now, back to the Iron Vulture.
I will figure out an appropriately
appalling punishment later.
(BALOO CLEARING THROAT)
Wait. Oh, Gibber!
Leave your plane behind for me.
You go ride back with Dumptruck.
And one more thing.
Okay...
Now you go tell Dumptruck.
Hey, Karny! How come you
didn't throw me to the wolves?
(INAUDIBLE WHISPER)
(BOTH GROANING AND SNARLING)
Well, we did have a pact,
and we are both men of honor. Yes-no?
No... I mean, yes.
And now, our truce is over.
Once we out of here,
you better vamoose, or, uh...
(LAUGHING) I cook your goose.
Fair enough. See you next time.
Just watch where you sit.
(CHUCKLING)
Now we see who is the smart pants.
Tale Spin
Tale Spin
Ooh, ooh
Another tale to spin
Tale Spin
Tale Spin
Ooh, ooh
Another tale to spin
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-ooh
(LAUGHING)
Tale Spin!