Super Crooks (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Episode #1.7 - full transcript
Fuckin' shit!
Are you insane, Johnny?
Listen! I can't fix it!
You'll crash if nothing's done!
Oh, I get it.
You are insane!
The plane's wiring has been fried.
It can't be fixed.
We'll crash if nothing's done!
The only thing
that can stop it is this guy's power.
If we crash, I won't die.
I'm a ghost, after all.
And if we can't use his power,
we don't need him.
If you guys want to live,
tell me the code.
Mission accomplished!
- All right!
- All right!
Yes! We did it!
Sorry. It's been a while,
so my control is a little shaky.
What? I thought we were a lot higher.
We almost hit the ground.
Plan C was a total success.
Exactly according to my plan.
Johnny's the one who came up with it.
Johnny? You mean Johnny Bolt?
Hey, McCabe!
We've come for you, my brother!
Follow my airplane.
You bums,
this is where the real fun begins!
You all did quite well
in the rescue of TK.
But that was nothing more than
the first half of this job.
Quit lecturing, gramps!
Hurry up and tell us
about the second half!
One more person will be joining us.
One more? Who?
Obviously, just another obscure villain.
Don't look at me when you say that!
He'll be here soon.
TK. Here!
This job is
the riskiest job I've ever attempted.
But the reward is also the greatest.
It will become legendary
in the history of villains.
I'm in!
Shut up!
Continue.
Of course,
I've made the perfect plan, as always.
In other words, somebody else will
come up with plan C at the last second.
You can do it this time.
If there are holes in the plan,
then we can fill them in on the fly.
So, Carmine, when is it?
Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?
- Tomorrow?
I don't have a change of clothes.
I haven't changed in three days.
I haven't in five.
To do this job,
we'll need all eight of us.
I want you to decide right here and now
if you'll participate.
Carmine, I want you to know this now.
If I don't think it'll succeed,
I won't join, even if the seven others do.
You're like family to me, but villains
can't operate based on feelings alone.
Of course!
Anyway, let's listen
to what he has to say.
Gramps, what is it
that Romanian sugar daddy wants?
What's our target?
You're looking at the target.
What?
We're not robbing this bar, are we?
There's hardly any money here at all.
Carmine, have you lost your mind?
Kasey, you know what it is?
What are we breaking into?
What?
Jeez. What a waste of my time.
What?
Gramps has finally lost it.
Shut up! Don't think about anything!
We're outta here.
Are you nuts?
Breaking into superhero HQ
amounts to nothing short of suicide!
Cut it out, Josh! Empty your mind.
Let's go.
I'm off this team too.
Brainwave, one of the superhero members
of The Union of Justice,
can read people's minds
over short distances.
Shut up, gramps!
If you want to die, then do it alone!
Cut it out, Josh! Carmine knows...
From over there, he would most certainly
be able to hear my thoughts.
Surely, he would get here
in less than a minute.
Are you all right, man?
How am I not supposed
to think about anything?
Carmine, if you have an idea,
then out with it.
Brainwave isn't there.
The spectacular Brainwave was selected
as one of 50 Heroes to End War
and departed New York yesterday
for the awards ceremony in Beijing.
This award goes to specialists who work in
AI and security fields to prevent trouble,
so this is a great honor.
Well, I'm a fan of all the heroes.
If you ever meet him in person,
he'll see right through that comment.
This isn't going to let up for a while.
We should have brought an umbrella.
Here.
Have this.
Thank you!
Are you sure?
Are you an umbrella salesman, mister?
That's a nice idea.
An umbrella salesman, huh?
Uh oh! I'm gonna be late!
- Have a nice day.
- Hey...
You'll get wet without your umbrella.
No problem.
I'll be getting on the subway in a sec.
McCabe.
He can't get hold of the other guy,
so he'll explain the rest of the plan.
Don't you think this sounds like applause?
Yeah, I guess it does.
What is it?
You've got a light, right?
At last, I got to see it.
That's a useful power.
Couldn't do that at Supermax though.
That's all in the past.
I don't even remember
when we first got to know each other.
I remember.
Remember when that guard
flipped his lid and killed a villain?
Oh, yeah. I remember that.
It was a plebe villain
who wasn't a member of the Network.
The guard panicked
and just stood there frozen.
It was totally silent
for about ten seconds.
That's when you
suddenly started applauding.
One by one, the other villains
started applauding along.
In the end, there was a flood of applause.
It was like you were saying,
"Congratulations! Now you're a murderer."
I did that?
Yeah.
Watch your umbrella, you moron!
New York hasn't changed one single bit.
Thank goodness you didn't have
to go back to Supermax.
I never wanna go back there.
You won't. We'll get rich quick,
and then live a life of luxury.
Applause?
Ain't nobody
who wants applause from villains.
We're in, man!
But you haven't heard
anything about it yet.
If we're raiding The Union of Justice,
there's no way we could refuse.
Didn't I tell you?
This is a big job that'll be legendary.
Just five more people now.
How about you, Johnny?
I've always wanted to visit
The Union of Justice.
What's our payment?
Fifty million dollars.
Fifty million dollars?
Four left.
McCabe!
If each of us gets 600,000 dollars,
I can live a life of luxury!
It's 6.25 million dollars each!
That's plenty.
We're not stealing cash
from The Union of Justice, are we?
We'll be stealing the helmet
of the supervillain Count Orlok.
Count...
You mean the sugar daddy is Count Orlok?
You younger guys probably don't know him,
but he was powerful enough
to vie for being
number one among supervillains
of my generation.
His magical helmet
that was taken from him is
still kept in the treasure vault
at The Union of Justice headquarters.
Naturally, he quickly escaped from prison,
but couldn't recover the helmet,
so his powers were halved.
Since then,
he's been hiding out in Europe.
When I heard Brainwave
would be leaving the country,
I sold him on the idea right away.
I thought up a plan
that he couldn't possibly refuse.
Carmine.
I'm in.
But I'm not touching that helmet.
I've heard a rumor that if anyone besides
Orlok uses it, they'll lose their mind.
The payment is sufficient.
The client is trustworthy.
But you still haven't told us
the most crucial part, Carmine.
There are other superheroes
besides Brainwave at The Union of Justice.
What's more, some of them are heroes
that even Count Orlok couldn't overcome.
Security is tight and it's always packed
with crowds of tourists.
Of course.
I've prepared the perfect plan.
Excuse me, please. Pardon me.
It sure is pouring rain.
But the trains aren't running,
so I'm walking.
What?
In this rain? Is he stupid?
And that's the plan.
How about it, Kasey?
Do you like it?
Six, seven...
Even the Network wouldn't try
breaking into The Union of Justice.
We won't be
muscling in on their territory.
In fact, rumor is that
The Bastard is preparing to retire.
You sure know a lot.
It's just a rumor.
If we do it now,
there is an extremely good chance we won't
have to pay the Network protection money.
The Network doesn't even know
about any of us villains here.
Kasey!
Let's do this. This plan will work.
We've got no choice but to do it.
It's 50 million dollars.
Kasey!
No.
Kasey!
Where's the last member?
It's happening tomorrow,
but he hasn't even heard the plan yet.
I'll try calling him again.
Unless I know that the last member is in,
I can't agree to join.
Hey, Forecast! Where in the world are you?
We're... What?
Outside?
Can you see me, Carmine?
Sorry, but the trains weren't running.
We're all waiting to find out
if you're in or not! Hurry up and...
I'm in! I'm totally in!
Thanks for inviting me!
What?
Fill me in on the details later.
That's Forecast's power?
Yeah, he can control the weather.
You idiot! Don't go attracting attention!
That 50 million, I think I'll take it.
A big job
that even the Network isn't in on.
It's electrifying!
You know, I've got a little headache.
Quit joking around!
What if he gets upset and kills me?
If you do like always,
it'll be fine. He's here!
You got a death wish?
I'm sorry!
I'm still alive...
Thank god...
Every time I see it,
this place is as ugly as ever.
Well, well!
Ladies, gentlemen, and criminals.
Thank you for coming to the party today.
There's plenty of the finest
in food and wine,
so enjoy yourselves
until your heads explode.
I have two announcements to make today.
One is written on your invitations.
As of today,
I'll be retiring from the villain world.
I don't want to make
a long speech about my memories,
but I would like to tell you
why I became a villain.
It was when I killed my own mother.
But to tell the truth,
I don't remember it all that well.
What I do remember is
that her milk was so disgustingly awful,
I wanted to blow her brains out!
I was truly a villain right from birth!
The other thing is about the Network.
After I step down from the Network,
it will be run by
my faithful subordinates.
- Here's to Mr. Matts!
- Here's to Mr. Matts!
- Here's to Mr. Matts!
- Here's to Mr. Matts!
Leaders will be dispatched to each region
and the Network will continue
to collect 30% of revenues
in the villain world.
Thanks to the Network,
the villain industry will remain
disciplined and prosperous forever!
Find out who stops applauding first
and report to me.
I thought I told you to turn that off!
I'm sorry!
I'm getting a headache again.
It's getting worse too.
Quit with the scary jokes.
That was the wrong one.
Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey
Are you insane, Johnny?
Listen! I can't fix it!
You'll crash if nothing's done!
Oh, I get it.
You are insane!
The plane's wiring has been fried.
It can't be fixed.
We'll crash if nothing's done!
The only thing
that can stop it is this guy's power.
If we crash, I won't die.
I'm a ghost, after all.
And if we can't use his power,
we don't need him.
If you guys want to live,
tell me the code.
Mission accomplished!
- All right!
- All right!
Yes! We did it!
Sorry. It's been a while,
so my control is a little shaky.
What? I thought we were a lot higher.
We almost hit the ground.
Plan C was a total success.
Exactly according to my plan.
Johnny's the one who came up with it.
Johnny? You mean Johnny Bolt?
Hey, McCabe!
We've come for you, my brother!
Follow my airplane.
You bums,
this is where the real fun begins!
You all did quite well
in the rescue of TK.
But that was nothing more than
the first half of this job.
Quit lecturing, gramps!
Hurry up and tell us
about the second half!
One more person will be joining us.
One more? Who?
Obviously, just another obscure villain.
Don't look at me when you say that!
He'll be here soon.
TK. Here!
This job is
the riskiest job I've ever attempted.
But the reward is also the greatest.
It will become legendary
in the history of villains.
I'm in!
Shut up!
Continue.
Of course,
I've made the perfect plan, as always.
In other words, somebody else will
come up with plan C at the last second.
You can do it this time.
If there are holes in the plan,
then we can fill them in on the fly.
So, Carmine, when is it?
Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?
- Tomorrow?
I don't have a change of clothes.
I haven't changed in three days.
I haven't in five.
To do this job,
we'll need all eight of us.
I want you to decide right here and now
if you'll participate.
Carmine, I want you to know this now.
If I don't think it'll succeed,
I won't join, even if the seven others do.
You're like family to me, but villains
can't operate based on feelings alone.
Of course!
Anyway, let's listen
to what he has to say.
Gramps, what is it
that Romanian sugar daddy wants?
What's our target?
You're looking at the target.
What?
We're not robbing this bar, are we?
There's hardly any money here at all.
Carmine, have you lost your mind?
Kasey, you know what it is?
What are we breaking into?
What?
Jeez. What a waste of my time.
What?
Gramps has finally lost it.
Shut up! Don't think about anything!
We're outta here.
Are you nuts?
Breaking into superhero HQ
amounts to nothing short of suicide!
Cut it out, Josh! Empty your mind.
Let's go.
I'm off this team too.
Brainwave, one of the superhero members
of The Union of Justice,
can read people's minds
over short distances.
Shut up, gramps!
If you want to die, then do it alone!
Cut it out, Josh! Carmine knows...
From over there, he would most certainly
be able to hear my thoughts.
Surely, he would get here
in less than a minute.
Are you all right, man?
How am I not supposed
to think about anything?
Carmine, if you have an idea,
then out with it.
Brainwave isn't there.
The spectacular Brainwave was selected
as one of 50 Heroes to End War
and departed New York yesterday
for the awards ceremony in Beijing.
This award goes to specialists who work in
AI and security fields to prevent trouble,
so this is a great honor.
Well, I'm a fan of all the heroes.
If you ever meet him in person,
he'll see right through that comment.
This isn't going to let up for a while.
We should have brought an umbrella.
Here.
Have this.
Thank you!
Are you sure?
Are you an umbrella salesman, mister?
That's a nice idea.
An umbrella salesman, huh?
Uh oh! I'm gonna be late!
- Have a nice day.
- Hey...
You'll get wet without your umbrella.
No problem.
I'll be getting on the subway in a sec.
McCabe.
He can't get hold of the other guy,
so he'll explain the rest of the plan.
Don't you think this sounds like applause?
Yeah, I guess it does.
What is it?
You've got a light, right?
At last, I got to see it.
That's a useful power.
Couldn't do that at Supermax though.
That's all in the past.
I don't even remember
when we first got to know each other.
I remember.
Remember when that guard
flipped his lid and killed a villain?
Oh, yeah. I remember that.
It was a plebe villain
who wasn't a member of the Network.
The guard panicked
and just stood there frozen.
It was totally silent
for about ten seconds.
That's when you
suddenly started applauding.
One by one, the other villains
started applauding along.
In the end, there was a flood of applause.
It was like you were saying,
"Congratulations! Now you're a murderer."
I did that?
Yeah.
Watch your umbrella, you moron!
New York hasn't changed one single bit.
Thank goodness you didn't have
to go back to Supermax.
I never wanna go back there.
You won't. We'll get rich quick,
and then live a life of luxury.
Applause?
Ain't nobody
who wants applause from villains.
We're in, man!
But you haven't heard
anything about it yet.
If we're raiding The Union of Justice,
there's no way we could refuse.
Didn't I tell you?
This is a big job that'll be legendary.
Just five more people now.
How about you, Johnny?
I've always wanted to visit
The Union of Justice.
What's our payment?
Fifty million dollars.
Fifty million dollars?
Four left.
McCabe!
If each of us gets 600,000 dollars,
I can live a life of luxury!
It's 6.25 million dollars each!
That's plenty.
We're not stealing cash
from The Union of Justice, are we?
We'll be stealing the helmet
of the supervillain Count Orlok.
Count...
You mean the sugar daddy is Count Orlok?
You younger guys probably don't know him,
but he was powerful enough
to vie for being
number one among supervillains
of my generation.
His magical helmet
that was taken from him is
still kept in the treasure vault
at The Union of Justice headquarters.
Naturally, he quickly escaped from prison,
but couldn't recover the helmet,
so his powers were halved.
Since then,
he's been hiding out in Europe.
When I heard Brainwave
would be leaving the country,
I sold him on the idea right away.
I thought up a plan
that he couldn't possibly refuse.
Carmine.
I'm in.
But I'm not touching that helmet.
I've heard a rumor that if anyone besides
Orlok uses it, they'll lose their mind.
The payment is sufficient.
The client is trustworthy.
But you still haven't told us
the most crucial part, Carmine.
There are other superheroes
besides Brainwave at The Union of Justice.
What's more, some of them are heroes
that even Count Orlok couldn't overcome.
Security is tight and it's always packed
with crowds of tourists.
Of course.
I've prepared the perfect plan.
Excuse me, please. Pardon me.
It sure is pouring rain.
But the trains aren't running,
so I'm walking.
What?
In this rain? Is he stupid?
And that's the plan.
How about it, Kasey?
Do you like it?
Six, seven...
Even the Network wouldn't try
breaking into The Union of Justice.
We won't be
muscling in on their territory.
In fact, rumor is that
The Bastard is preparing to retire.
You sure know a lot.
It's just a rumor.
If we do it now,
there is an extremely good chance we won't
have to pay the Network protection money.
The Network doesn't even know
about any of us villains here.
Kasey!
Let's do this. This plan will work.
We've got no choice but to do it.
It's 50 million dollars.
Kasey!
No.
Kasey!
Where's the last member?
It's happening tomorrow,
but he hasn't even heard the plan yet.
I'll try calling him again.
Unless I know that the last member is in,
I can't agree to join.
Hey, Forecast! Where in the world are you?
We're... What?
Outside?
Can you see me, Carmine?
Sorry, but the trains weren't running.
We're all waiting to find out
if you're in or not! Hurry up and...
I'm in! I'm totally in!
Thanks for inviting me!
What?
Fill me in on the details later.
That's Forecast's power?
Yeah, he can control the weather.
You idiot! Don't go attracting attention!
That 50 million, I think I'll take it.
A big job
that even the Network isn't in on.
It's electrifying!
You know, I've got a little headache.
Quit joking around!
What if he gets upset and kills me?
If you do like always,
it'll be fine. He's here!
You got a death wish?
I'm sorry!
I'm still alive...
Thank god...
Every time I see it,
this place is as ugly as ever.
Well, well!
Ladies, gentlemen, and criminals.
Thank you for coming to the party today.
There's plenty of the finest
in food and wine,
so enjoy yourselves
until your heads explode.
I have two announcements to make today.
One is written on your invitations.
As of today,
I'll be retiring from the villain world.
I don't want to make
a long speech about my memories,
but I would like to tell you
why I became a villain.
It was when I killed my own mother.
But to tell the truth,
I don't remember it all that well.
What I do remember is
that her milk was so disgustingly awful,
I wanted to blow her brains out!
I was truly a villain right from birth!
The other thing is about the Network.
After I step down from the Network,
it will be run by
my faithful subordinates.
- Here's to Mr. Matts!
- Here's to Mr. Matts!
- Here's to Mr. Matts!
- Here's to Mr. Matts!
Leaders will be dispatched to each region
and the Network will continue
to collect 30% of revenues
in the villain world.
Thanks to the Network,
the villain industry will remain
disciplined and prosperous forever!
Find out who stops applauding first
and report to me.
I thought I told you to turn that off!
I'm sorry!
I'm getting a headache again.
It's getting worse too.
Quit with the scary jokes.
That was the wrong one.
Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey