Super Crooks (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Episode #1.6 - full transcript

When guys like you can't use your powers,
you become useless pieces of shit.

You know it's pointless.

As an ex-inmate of Supermax,
you should know that.

Hey!

Oh, I was just...

Tell the pilot that I'll be riding along.

I was returning to HQ anyway,
so it's perfect timing.

Roger. Come aboard.

No. I already have a place to sit.

You sure do have bad luck,

getting caught like that by a superhero
who happened to be vacationing in Florida.



And he's the most powerful dude
in The Union of Justice, Gladiator.

Oh, this must be the reception.

I've reserved a Cessna.

It's the Cessna at the very back.

It's still early,
so wait here until the boss arrives.

If you're free now,
why not ride with me in my Cessna?

Hey!

Something terrible has happened!

The Cessna at the very back

suddenly started
and someone got caught in the propeller!

- They're all calling for you!
- What?

The engine started?
That's impossible! How could that happen?

- How did this happen?
- This guy's fucked up.

For god's sake! I was just about
to hit it off with her too.



Didn't look that way to me.

It's my style
to warm up those icy cold types.

Oh, gramps...

Hello, sexy baby.

Thank you.

You're making me blush.

This guy was the only one on the plane.

Okay, move him outside.

Quit movin' around!

I can't help it
until I grow my parts back!

Hey there!

There!

Mission commenced!

Is electric boy's work done?

No, it ain't.

Yeah! Charge my phone for me, would ya?

I like that!

Thunder fuck you!

Yo!

My arm!

It's grown back.

I'm gonna puke.

That's how beautiful life works, man!

Nice! Being in the cockpit sure is fine!

You're cleared for takeoff
from runway nine.

Cleared for takeoff
from runway nine. Copy.

Don't be nervous, boy. Just follow
my directions and all will go well.

Nervous? Not in the least.

No matter how long
a pilot has been flying,

there are times where you'll lose track
of where the sky and the land are.

To keep that from happening,

I always calmly observe everything
and check the instruments.

Oh, really?

That's my style.

Here.

That's the wiring plan
for the other airplane. Study it well.

Yeah.

Don't compare your powers
with other people's powers, Johnny.

What's important is
to find your own style.

Don't you worry, Carmine.

I was born with nothing but style.

Carmine?

I am The Heat.

Welcome aboard, Super Crooks!

You good-for-nothing scum!
Don't you dare fasten those seatbelts!

- All right!
- All right!

Kasey, we've just taken off.

Static electricity?

Looks like this will be a smooth flight.

We'll see.

A bird just might
smash into the windshield.

There was an accident like that once.

Roger! Watching out for birds.

We're within range.

Can you deactivate
the restraint device TK's in?

No can do. The device itself
renders all powers useless.

Roger. Okay, you bums,
we're going with plan B.

Roger!

Plan B. Okay!

They're way too relaxed about this.

Four hours until arrival at Supermax.

We're conveying one supervillain.

Provide security on landing.

Supermax. Security on landing. Copy.
What is the supervillain's numb...

What?

What happened?

Talking time is over!

Gramps, I've shut down
their communications.

Boys, time to get this party started!

Don't you guys have villain suits?

What? A suit?

Even a million of those
wouldn't be enough!

They'll see your face
if you don't have a mask.

Don't you like my face, pal?

Josh, have you ever thought about
how it feels to be a person with a face

that no amount
of plastic surgery can change?

When we're on a mission,
my name's The Ghost.

I don't want to be around you anyway!

I hate your guts, Ghost!

Hello there!

Ghost! I got rid of the troublemaker!

What?

It's a ghost.

Sammy, see you in heaven.

You're pretty good at hiding.

Who the heck are you?

Dammit!

That's some brutal treatment
for someone you've just met.

I'm actually quite shy, you know.

Your kind of power
is the kind I hate most of all!

TK, right? I'm with The Heat.

Communication is out!

It's gotten quiet in the back.

You think they all got taken out?

You guys don't have guns, right?

You think Gladiator got taken out too?

I don't know.

If he's all right,
he should be able to save us.

Hitting a bird
is the least of our worries.

Hurry!

Let's get as close as we can to Supermax.

Yes, sir!

They're speeding up.
Can you slow them down, Johnny?

That's a silly question.

Damn!

For some reason, it's not speeding up!

You're kidding!

We're done for! They'll take us out too!

Hurry it up, boys!

Johnny can't keep this up forever.

This is a piece of cake, gramps.

I'll show you what my style is like.

Scum like you with nothing
but your powers are a plague on society!

That sure is mean.

How dare you
judge someone just by their looks?

Roddy! How are things on your end?

Ghost, hurry up and free TK!

How can he without the code?

The Ghost is a notorious safecracker.

If anyone
can deactivate that lock, Josh can.

You'll never deactivate it.

Give it up.

Once we arrive
at Supermax, you're through!

Not more bad luck!

No, this is good luck.

What?

The problem with you villains
is how you use your powers.

Scum like you who resort to easy crimes
without making any effort or determination

don't deserve to breathe
the air of this world!

That got in my mouth!

I'll crush your skull.

Don't think you've won!

Even if I fall from this height,
I won't die!

All you ever do is talk about yourself.
I bet you've got no friends!

I've got lots of friends!

At last! He's here!
Mommy! Daddy! It's a hero!

My goodness! How wonderful!

At last, this day has arrived!

Everyone!

Oh, great Gladiator,
won't you please save our kingdom?

Ever since that day

Everything

Changed

To our ocean, darkness...

Enough!

Fine.

I'll save your kingdom. Take me there.

It will be a difficult fight.

Are you prepared for it?

I've trained for this a long time!

Roddy! Get me one of those beers!

Where's the hero?

That overly self-conscious defender
of justice idiot got what he deserves!

Kasey, what kind of dream is he having?

He's dreaming of becoming
the hero of a mermaid kingdom.

Heat, everything here is going fine.

Heat?

We're almost there!

Dear God!

Ghost! Hurry it up!

Hey!

What?

Tell me the deactivation code!

No way!

It's no good! I can't deactivate it!

The guards won't tell me either.
Why would they?

When we get to Supermax, you're through.

Heat! We've failed!

We can't fly this thing
and if we'll get caught anyway,

let's not hurt these guys anymore so...

Then go to plan C!

Plan C?

There's no plan C!

Hey!

Get closer!

What? What are you doing?

This is plan C!

Don't do it, Johnny!
We'll crash into them!

Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey