Suits (2011–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Errors and Omissions - full transcript

Uh...

What is that,
three in a row?

That would be four,
actually.

Oh, God.

Come on. What do you say?
We go five out of nine?

So you can keep abusing me?
No, thank you. I'm done.

Oh, come on.
I'll spot you three.

Game time's over,
Wyatt. They're here.

They're here?

Get set up in the
conference room.

Yeah.
No, I'll just, uh...



Get set up in the
conference room.

You did let him win,
right?

It wasn't easy. The guy has the
coordination of a two-year-old.

I know. The last time these
venture capitalists came in,

I took him boxing
to calm him down.

I basically had to punch myself
in the face to let him win.

I don't get it. I mean,
if he's such a genius,

why does he get so nervous
around a bunch of investors?

Well,
you spend two years

working on a satellite phone
that fits in your pocket

and then bet
the company on it.

You'd be a little
nervous, too, I bet.

The prototype. I can't find it.
I don't know where I...

You mean this?



I don't know
what I'd do without you.

Fail miserably.
I would.

Is that the, uh...

$20 million
prototype, yes.

And you don't even get
to look at this bad boy

until after we close
the deal today.

Wow. They're like
storm troopers.

Storm troopers
don't write checks.

All you've got to do
is walk in there,

show them how
the phone works.

Right.
And Suntech Digital

will be a new force in
global communications.

Let's knock them dead.

All right.

Whoa, whoa. Where do you
think you're going?

Into the room.
With the people.

But I... I played
air hockey with him.

You need to go back to the office
and file the patent for the phone.

A patent? I don't know
how to file a patent.

Figure it out. Can't
we do that after...

No. And you keep talking, I'm
going to start billing you.

And my time runs
$1,000 an hour.

"But isn't this our
time, Mr. Hand?"

I stand corrected. Your Fast
Times at Ridgemont High quote,

that proves you belong
at the adult table.

Right. That's a great movie,
and it spoke to a generation.

Hey. You busy?

Okay. Have you ever
filed a patent before?

I just got back from
this meeting with Harvey,

and he wants me
to file this patent,

but I have no idea what that
paperwork looks like. So...

You know, any help in this
arena would be really...

Did Harvey call you
and tell you to do that?

If it isn't the golden boy. You're,
uh, Harvey's project, right?

What's your name?

Mike. Mike Ross.

Gregory Boone. So what
are you doing here?

Weren't you signing some big
deal this afternoon downtown?

Well, evidently, I haven't
earned the privilege yet.

You get the
adult table speech?

Instead of watching the deal
close, I get to file the patent.

Yeah, those suck.

Wait. You... You've done
one of these before?

Like, a hundred.
Why?

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

Oh. It's okay. You don't
have to apologize.

I took care of it.

The patent claim? I negotiated
a deal to get it done.

What are you
talking about?

Gregory. He agreed
to file it for me.

And all I have to do is proof
his Bainbridge briefs.

Ah. That explains why he
said to give you this.

And why he called
you a sucker.

He called me a what, now?

Mike Ross, allow me to introduce
the Bainbridge briefs.

Which stack?
All of them.

Wait a minute.
Are these all...

Still printing? Yeah. I
give it about a half hour.

Oh. It's six printers, 23
pages a minute, 30 minutes.

That's 4,140 pages.

Plus all this.

Which means the next time
you negotiate a deal,

I would suggest you get
your facts straight.

Ugh! I am a sucker.

Mmm-hmm.

When did that happen?

See the money, wanna stay
for your meal

Get another piece of pie
for your wife

Everybody wanna know
how it feel

Everybody wanna see
what it's like

I'll even eat a bean pie
I don't mind

Me and missy is so early

Busy, busy making money

All right!

All step back
I'm 'bout to dance

The greenback boogie

Nice of you to
join us this morning.

For your information,
Mr. Sunshine,

I've been here all night proofing.
That belongs to... Okay.

Where's my
confirmation?

Your what?

The fact that you don't
know already concerns me.

Oh, you mean
the patent thing?

The patent thing is
the only piece of paper

that's holding up our deal from yesterday.
Where is it?

On my desk.

Well, if it's not on mine
by the time I get back,

I'm going to
feed you to Louis.

No problem.

Please tell me
that you filed that.

Patent? No, not yet.

I gave it to
you yesterday.

The same time I gave you
my Bainbridge briefs,

which you
haven't finished.

I was here all night and I
barely got through half.

And I was on hold
for almost 11 minutes

before I gave up on your patent.
So what's your point?

Look. I swear I will
finish those filings.

But you have to give me this patent
confirmation before Harvey gets back.

Sorry, Golden Boy.
A deal's a deal.

What do you think
you're doing?

Uh, I'm proofing briefs.
Why? Is there a problem?

Yeah, there is. That's
Gregory's responsibility.

Why are you
handling it?

Oh, I volunteered.

He didn't pawn
it off on you?

No. No. I mean, he didn't
even want me to do it,

but I... You know, I had some
extra time, so I insisted.

Congratulations.

You've shown loyalty to
your fellow associates.

I know Gregory tricked
you into doing his work.

I wanted to see how you'd
react when pressed about it.

You held up.
I respect that.

Thanks?

You see, but I don't
understand something, though.

If you didn't know
how to file a patent,

then why didn't you
just run to Harvey?

He was busy.

But you see, Mike, that's
why you come to see me.

Look, Mike, I know I
can come across a bit

prickly.

But we're
a team here.

That means
I'm here to help.

Okay. All right.

So, can you
help me now?

I already have.

All right.
Thank you, Louis.

Donna. Blue is your color.
Is Harvey back?

No.

Can I put this
on his desk?

Yes.

Will you tell him
I put it there hours ago?

What time you
want me to say?

11:00 a.m.?

Absolutely.

And then maybe I can use my
access to his bank accounts

to buy myself a house
in the Hamptons.

12:15?
No.

You wanted to see me?

Sit down.

I looked through your work
on the Bainbridge briefs.

Spectacular.

You caught the
discrepancies between

"listed assets" and
"potential assets."

That had a huge
impact, Mike.

Yeah. I know. Millions. But anyone
would have caught that, right?

Um, out of the 50 associates
that are under my purview,

not one of them would
have caught that.

You just have this
eye for detail, Mike.

I mean, no wonder why Harvey
is so crazy about you.

It's amazing. I mean, I really,
really, seriously appreciate that.

Hey, thank you,
Louis. That...

That's nice.

You know that I pick

a pony out of the herd
every year, don't you?

A pony?
Oh, yeah.

Someone who
shows potential.

Stamp my own little
brand on him.

Mmm.

Are you that pony,
Mike?

I work for Harvey.

As you should.

Good.

Well, listen, I have
some work to get to.

So, maybe we can,
uh, meet for lunch

tomorrow at the club,
say 1:00 p.m.?

Uh, you know,
tomorrow...

I know I just posed
that as a question,

but I really didn't
mean it that way.

Hey. What's up?

I just heard from Wyatt. He got a
response from the patent office.

And?

It's been denied.

What?

Evidently, there was
a similar claim.

Wait. What do you mean?
Somebody beat us to it?

No, someone
beat you to it.

They filed less
than 24 hours ago,

which means you filed a day
later than you said you would.

I tried to tell you that I
didn't know how to do that.

And I told you
to figure it out.

And I did
and it got filed.

After you lied and said you'd
already followed through.

Okay. What's going
to happen now?

I suggest you get on the
phone, call the patent office,

and find out who
beat us to it.

Then you're going to have Donna
find any judge who will listen

so we can get
an injunction

and stop whoever it is from
launching their product first.

Okay. Got it.

Now I've got to call
Wyatt and calm him down.

You think that's going to
be a walk in the park?

Hey. Harvey.

Did you tell him
it was me?

Why would I do that? I'm
responsible for you. It was me.

They signed the paperwork,
Wyatt. They can't pull out.

The patent dispute
is not an issue. Okay?

No, they cut the check.
End of story.

I'm at court right now.
Let me call you back.

So, it's Velocity
Data Solutions.

Did you serve them with
notice of the hearing?

They're a billion
dollar company.

The bigger they are,
the harder they fall.

Did you not see
the sign outside?

Just putting it
away, Your Honor.

It should already
be in your pocket.

But you were running late, so
perhaps that's why it wasn't.

Let the record show that
Counsel is fined $1,000

for failing to follow the
posted rules of the court.

Your Honor, I didn't mean to...
And for mouthing off.

Mouthing off?

Another outburst like that,
and you will be escorted out.

Wow.

Mr. Salinger.

Your Honor, this is a
waste of your time.

The U.S. Patent Office
is the only judicial body

that should be
handling this dispute.

Velocity Data Solutions
requests dismissal.

Your Honor.
If I may.

This injunction request is...
Counsels, approach.

That's the
exhibit filing?

Why wasn't I given
a courtesy copy?

Given the expedited nature of
this hearing, I assumed...

Hand it to me.
Hand it to me?

And I would have assumed that a
lawyer appearing before a judge

would come on time,
with his mouth shut,

and prepared with
a courtesy brief.

My apologies.

Request denied.

Court adjourned
for the morning.

Better luck next
time, Harvey.

From now on, I want him
when I go against you.

Wait here.

Your Honor? I have...
Send him in.

Counselor?

You asked to see me. You
must have something to say.

Excluding friends, associates, and
the clients that I represent,

there are very few people that
I'm on a first-name basis with.

And I've never had anyone, let
alone a judge I've never met,

address me as Harvey
in open court.

But if you're going
to screw me,

I guess it's only fair
that you call me by name.

I could have you brought up on
review for talking to me like that.

Then we can get it
all on record.

Get what?

Whatever it is that you seem to have
against me for no apparent reason.

I have a solid argument for any
reasonable judge to grant my injunction.

So solid,
it begs the question,

why do you have
it in for me?

And I don't even
know your first name.

Really? My wife
never mentioned it?

Your wife?

The woman you had an
affair with last month?

Hey, wait.
What happened in there?

Donna. The address for that
fundraiser at the gallery last month?

I need you to text it to
me and clear my afternoon.

Hey. Where
are we going?

You're going back
to the office

to file an interference claim
with the Patent Office.

Okay. Wait.
What's that?

It's how they determine who
wins these situations.

It's not always who filed
first, so we have a chance.

So why didn't we do that
in the first place?

Because it takes longer and I wanted
to head Velocity off at the pass.

Hey, where are
you going?

To iron out
a wrinkle.

If you're really interested,
come back tomorrow around 1:00.

The afternoon light really
makes this canvas come alive.

Pardon me.
I was wondering,

would I get a discount for being the
guy you cheated on your husband with?

Can you excuse me
for a second?

What are you
doing here?

I had a hearing in front
of the judge this morning.

It didn't go very well.
Why did you lie to him?

I'm sorry.

I mean, I recall you
being tipsy that night,

but I'm finding it hard to believe
that your memory is so cloudy,

you forgot I sent
you home in a cab.

After humiliating me.

Well, I was
a perfect gentleman.

Yes, exactly.

I fall all over
myself making a pass,

and you do the right
thing and send me home.

Okay. I'm sorry
you felt humiliated.

But I told you I don't
sleep with married women.

Right.
The moral code.

No. It's too big of
a pain in the ass.

As evidenced by my experience
in court this morning.

What do you want
from me, Harvey?

I need you to
tell him the truth.

I can't.
Yes, you can.

Why didn't you
just tell him?

He's never going
to believe me.

And what makes you think
he'll believe me?

Because he'd want to.

Our whole marriage, Donald's
only ever cared about one thing.

His sterling
reputation.

Never overturned.

I was... When he found
out you and I had...

He changed.

Looked at me for the first time again.
Like I mattered.

I'm sorry.
I can't tell him.

No, this is a request
from the applicant for...

Yes, but I have up
to a year before you...

Hello?
No, I can't hold.

You ready?

I can't go to the club. I
have to do this for Harvey.

Yes, the person before you said
that I had to file the blue form.

No, no, no, no, no, no. We have
a court reserved in 30 minutes.

We have to go now. Yes, I'm
trying to file the oral hearing.

But what you people keep doing
is transferring. Hello?

Hello?

You work for me, too.

And that means when
Harvey is not here,

you've got to listen
to what I say, Mike.

Louis, this claim needs to be filed today.
Harvey's orders.

In that case...
Gregory?

I'm on your side,
remember? Watch this.

Yes.
Hi.

Patent interference claim? Can you
have it filed before we get back?

Cool? Thanks.
Let's go.

Just with a...

Who's winning?

You need to warm up?

No, I'm good.

You serve first. Come on.
Show me what you've got.

Fifteen-love.

All right. You want
to play like that?

Let's do this thing.
Come on.

Oh!

Wait. Wait.

Hey, Tom.

Game. Hey, Tom.

I mean, I've seen your pro shot, man.
You have really improved.

I'm not kidding. You know,
maybe you can play now.

Me and my associate
were just starting up.

How about you two against me?
I'll just play...

Tom, seriously. I'll even...
I'll spot you three sets.

All right. I'll see
you later, then.

Isn't that, uh...
That's Tom Keller.

Yeah. The Premiere Fantasy
Sports guy, right? That's him.

Yeah, I play that
every year.

Yeah, you and five million
other fantasy footballers.

I mean, the guy generates 200
million per annum, right?

And he still uses his fraternity
brother as a general counsel.

I mean, someone with that many
assets just makes me sick.

Okay, so,
is it my serve?

Let's hit
the showers.

But we...

Sorry, sir, but... No
introductions necessary.

We're on
a first-name basis.

I brought you a present.
Yours to keep.

After you sign
my injunction.

A pen?
It's custom.

French. Le Bic.

My earlier ruling wasn't
clear enough for you?

Crystal. But I didn't want
you to suffer for it.

You see, if you don't
sign my injunction,

there's going
to be a lawsuit.

And when the next judge
sees all the facts,

he's going to
overturn your ruling.

You may be right.

But by then, your clients
will have dumped you.

You may be right,

but that sterling reputation
that you value so highly?

Down the tubes.

Which would matter,
except for one thing.

I've decided to
leave the bench.

Try my hand
at litigation.

And I'm your
last case.

Divorce will do that. Make you
want to change your life.

You filed for divorce?

Soon enough.

Perhaps we could discuss a
little quid pro quo before I do.

I'm listening.

You sign a document that
says you slept with my wife.

I'll give you
your injunction.

And why would you
want me to do that?

To prevent her from taking me
for half of everything I own.

So, what you're saying is,
you'd like to blackmail me.

I'm saying we could
both benefit.

And since you're the one who screwed
me, I'd say you owe me one.

Harvey Specter.

What are you hiding
from me, Harvey?

Wyatt. Do you remember six months
ago when you got all nervous

and thought everything
was falling apart?

Yeah. Yeah, but this
is a little different.

That's what you said then. And
a year ago, and 18 months ago.

And we agreed that when
this happens again,

I'll remind you
of those times

and I'll hang up.
Okay. Harvey...

Trust me,
it's for your own good.

Harvey, please
don't hang up...

Hey, Tom. You just missed a great game.
We were, uh...

We were just...
I was beating him.

You know, 10 years ago, before
these dot-com millionaires,

there were men of
substance in this club.

You know, men who understood
how business gets done.

Well, maybe he's just not
interested in talking business

while he's in a towel.

Mike, he's not interested because
he doesn't think I'm cool.

And he's a pot-head
who thinks that

anybody who doesn't smoke is a nerd.
I mean...

So I treat my body
like a temple.

Does that make me uncool?
I don't think so.

No.

But on the other hand, you
kind of seem his type.

Why do you say that?
Because you're young.

And you think of
yourself as hip.

Whatever, I guess.

You know, I'm sure you enjoy
the occasional bong hit.

No. No.
I don't smoke.

I mean, that's just
a little strange.

Why is it strange?

I mean, because, you know, the
drug test that you took...

Well, that I made you take,
would indicate otherwise.

You're not going to
dispute it now, are you?

Relax, Mike.

Relax.
I'm not offended.

I'm not even
surprised.

Matter of fact,
in this instance,

we could use this
to our advantage.

What are you talking
about, Louis?

I'm just saying. You
know, back in the day,

to woo a client, you would
take them to dinner.

You would buy them a drink. But
that's not going to work with Tom.

Not in a million years.
Not with me, anyway.

But if someone
of his generation

who shares the
same proclivities...

Are you saying you want
me to smoke pot with him?

I'm saying you can help
me land him as a client.

That's the only reason
I'm here, isn't it?

No, Mike. Stop.
Just stop, okay?

I assure you, no one was
more disappointed than me

when I found out the results
of your drug test. Okay?

But then, I had to say to
myself, "Louis, do what you do.

"Make lemonade."

And if I don't?

You're a smart kid.

And I really want
to see you succeed.

Ball's in
your court.

Hey, Tom. I was just going
to tell you I wanted...

Dude creeps
me out, man.

And he never wears
a towel. Ever.

Yeah,
tell me about it.

Hey, uh, I know you must hear
this all the time, but...

Totally addicted to
your website, man.

All right. Who placed sixth
in passing yards last year?

Carson Palmer.

3,970. How many sacks
did James Hall have?

Eleven?

Uh-uh.
Ten-and-a-half.

Yeah, I know.
I rounded up.

Well, your league doesn't, or I'd
have come in better than 20th.

You're Ross' Raiders.
Right?

Yeah. Mike Ross.

Tom Keller.

Yeah.
Good to meet you.

Congratulations, man. You've
got a nice little team there.

No, if Roethlisberger
hadn't let you down,

you would have been top 10 for sure.
I'm telling you.

Yeah, well,
that's what happens

when you get high before
the draft, right?

You get high?

How's it going
with Harvey?

Me?

Uh, it's...

You know, it's good.
I'm learning.

A lot of learning.

Bye.

What's black and white and
going to cost you dearly?

Whoa.

Took me all morning to
file this, Golden Boy.

You owe me.
And I won't forget it.

Oh, God. Thank you.

You smell papery.

Wyatt, it doesn't happen immediately.
The paperwork is coming.

Don't worry
about it, okay?

Boom. There you go.
Look at that.

Wyatt, let me call
you back. Okay?

Five minutes. Bye.

What's this?

What is this? That's confirmation
of the interference claim,

which I proofed.
Up top.

What, you think you're
working in a fraternity?

You don't barge in here
when I'm on the phone.

And why are you
so flush?

Why am I so what?

Your face is red. Looks like
you've been in the sun.

Um, yeah, I, uh...

This morning, Louis, uh,
took me to the tennis club.

He didn't give you the speech
about the ponies, did he?

Oh, my God.

How he likes to cut
one from the herd?

The ponies.

Was he wearing
the headband?

You know about the headband?
With the...

Oh, my God. Are you
kidding me with that guy?

Hey. If you guys were
playing tennis all morning,

how did you have
time to file this?

Uh...

He... It was... This
morning, actually,

I was on the phone
with them,

uh, and Louis
helped me.

Look at me.

And he did this snapping
thing, and Gregory...

Look at me.

You're high.

Get out.

Harvey, you don't
understand. Louis...

Out.

Donna?

Get Wyatt back
on the line?

What are you
doing in here?

It's the
ladies' room.

I'm sorry.

Can you do me a favor?
Can we, um...

Can we just keep this
our little secret?

Why are your
eyes so red?

I need some air.

You took Mike Ross on a
field trip today? Yeah.

Aside from subjecting him to
you in a towel, what happened?

I beat him in straight sets, if
that's what you're getting at.

Don't play dumb, Louis. Tell
me what you did to him.

What are you, jealous?
Harvey, come on.

The kid is starving
for a mentor.

Someone to give
him some advice.

So, maybe if you just
took the time...

I'm telling you right now.
You try to move in on him...

Harvey, where is
this coming from?

Harvey, I've got the outside
council for Velocity on the line.

Put him through.

What happened after you
smoked with that guy?

I just got paranoid. I felt bad
for lying to him. And I...

I told him that Louis
put me up to it

and that he couldn't
trust him.

So what did he say?

He said that Louis gave
him the creeps, anyway.

And he was never
going to hire him.

Okay. You have
to tell Harvey.

I tried.
He wasn't listening.

So then go home and
tell him tomorrow.

God, you should have seen his face.
We had a deal.

What deal?

Thanks for
hearing me out.

No, what are you talking about?
What deal?

It's nothing. I just
promised that I wouldn't

do anything stupid and let him down.
And I did.

Wait.
You let him down?

No. The way I see it,
he let you down.

What?

He's got to know what
Louis is capable of.

So if he didn't listen
to what happened,

it's 'cause he
didn't want to.

Mike, you need
to tell him.

I don't know how often
you've come across Harvey,

but he's not exactly
the listening type.

Right. But he's also the first
person that would tell you

never to take no for an answer.
From anyone.

Harvey, how are you
doing this fine day?

I'm ready to hear your
settlement offer, George.

Cutting to the chase.
I like that.

What's the number?

Ten million.

That's half what we spent
developing the prototype.

And 10 million more than you'll
get, the way the wind is blowing.

Yeah, well,
winds can change.

And you and I both know the injunction
will get overturned on appeal.

I don't know
anything of the kind.

Then why are you calling
with an offer at all?

Fifteen. That's as
high as I'll go.

Okay, I'm hanging up now.

Twenty million.
That's it.

The offer's good
for 24 hours.

And I'm sure I don't
have to remind you

that you're legally required to
present this to your client.

Is he free?

Not for you.

How much did
he tell you?

He didn't have to tell me.
I read it on his face.

You hurt him.

Maybe he did
the same to me.

Get in there.

And be careful.

Harvey.

We talked about this, right?
Barging into my office?

I'm not leaving until
you hear me out.

You want to bet?
You owe it to me.

Oh, I owe it to you.
Yeah.

Look, this is not my fault, all right?
Louis made me do it.

Louis did. Right. He put
a gun to your head,

made you smoke pot.

Yeah, he did. He pulled
out the drug test,

which I failed,
by the way.

And then he told me that
if I didn't smoke pot

to help him land this new
client, that he'd fire me.

It's not so different than asking
someone out for drinks, is it?

You and I had a deal.

I'm sorry.

And if next time Louis
asks you to do something

that I told you not
to do, what then?

I told you that I did
not have a choice.

Oh, because he had a
gun to your head. Yes.

And what are your choices if
someone puts a gun to your head?

What are you talking about? You do
what they say, or they shoot you.

Wrong.
You take the gun.

Or you pull out
a bigger one.

Or you call
their bluff.

Or you do any one
of 146 other things.

If you can't think
for yourself,

maybe you aren't
cut out for this.

No. I can and I am. Look,
I did what I had to do.

I made the best out
of a bad situation.

Which is what
I am good at.

Which is what you hired me
to do in the first place.

Yeah, I hired you, and
I expect your loyalty.

So if Louis asks you to
do something like that,

you come
to me first.

Oh, right.
Like when I came to you

and, uh, you told me that I
couldn't sit at the adult table.

Right,
I remember that. Or...

Or when you told me to go file
the patent by myself. Like that?

Excuse me?

You know what? Maybe it's time
you showed me some loyalty.

Do you know how long it was before
I got to sit at the adult table?

It was when I brought
in my first client.

Which I don't recall
you having done.

And when you screwed up that patent
and Wyatt went apeshit on me,

I didn't put that on you.
I took it on myself.

Because
that's my job.

And it's your job to do
what I say when I say it.

So if you're talking
about loyalty,

you better goddamn
earn it.

You're right.

I said I'm sorry,
and I meant it.

Harvey.

I want you to trust... I
need you to trust me. Okay?

And I will work
as hard as I can,

as long as it takes,
to make that happen.

I mean, you... You don't even
have to pay me, all right?

I'll work for free.

For free.

Well, I meant...
Not forever.

Just, like, as a probationary thing.
But...

Donna, tell Wyatt
I'm on my way over.

You never have to press
a button on that thing?

Got it.

And Jessica wants to see Mike
in her office right now.

Louis told me what
you did at the club.

I bet he didn't tell
you the whole story.

He told me enough
to impress me.

New business is hard.

People will promise
you the world.

But until they sign
that engagement letter,

it means nothing.

Now, I don't know what
you told Tom Keller,

but bringing a client
in at your age,

that reminds me
of Harvey.

Jessica.
Before we get started,

there's something in the
retainer that Tom pointed out.

It's not a big deal, really.
We were just...

No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

Like I said, we're here
to make you happy.

Right?

I thought you wanted
nothing to do with him.

I didn't. But then,
I thought about it.

He might not be
a very good person,

but a little deviousness is the sort of
thing you look for in a good lawyer.

I mean, the other guy I was
with, he was too nice.

We were buddies. We went
to school together.

It's time I grew up. You
know, got a real shark.

Well, I had no intention of being
that way to get your business.

That's exactly why I insisted
that you be my point man.

I want someone being
devious for me, not to me.

What?

It's just... Louis never would
have told Jessica that I existed,

let alone that
I helped him,

if you hadn't
done that.

Hey, the way
I see it,

the three of us stick together,
we'll make a pretty good team.

You know, I've got
a better idea.

$20 million?

They claim
it's their final offer.

That's what it cost to
make the prototype.

Not to mention my entire savings
and two years of my life.

Wyatt.

They know we're stalled
on our injunction.

Which means, to them, they're
giving you a fair price

as an insurance policy
against the risk

of possibly losing
the interference claim.

I don't care
what it is to them.

It's not fair.

Well, fair or not,
it's their final offer.

You think
I should take it?

I think you should tell them
to shove it up their ass.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm terribly
sorry, but we have a problem.

What problem?

We came down here because
you led us to believe

that your client was ready to
accept our settlement agreement.

And I thought he would.

Look, I took
him the offer.

I presented it to him and
recommended that he take it.

In fact, I urged
him to take it.

You know what he
told me to do?

He told me to tell you
to shove it up your ass.

Now, I know you didn't have
me come all the way down here

just to tell me that.

You're right.
That's not all Wyatt said.

He said, rather than spending
years fighting this out in court,

in 48 hours, he's going
to put this online.

It's a little rough,
but you get the idea.

What are you showing us?
Is this a website?

Available at the
Suntech domain name.

All the design plans and
calculations have been uploaded.

Is this online now?
It can be.

Which means the whole world
will have access to my designs.

There will be 10
knock-offs of that phone

before you can catch a cab
back to your headquarters.

We could file
an injunction.

Not before tomorrow.

And once that technology
is out there,

good luck putting that
genie back in the bottle.

Well, then we'll sue.

But my client won't
have any money.

What he will have is credit
for the initial design.

Which, after he incorporates
under a different name,

will be worth a hell
of a lot more money

than the $20 million
that you're offering.

And you're saying that this
was all your client's idea.

Yes.

That's what I'm saying.

That's good.
I think so, too.

But, uh...
I'll see you tomorrow.

Good night.

Thought you
weren't coming.

I had to settle
a case first.

You have the paperwork
we talked about?

What is this?

It's a copy of the
judicial conduct codes.

A friend of mine works at the
Attorney General's office.

He gave it to me. We had
a nice chat about you.

I told him if you were willing
to blackmail someone once,

chances are,
you've done it before.

He's very anxious
to meet you.

You think you can get away
with screwing my wife

and then have me
investigated?

You actually have it
the wrong way around.

The only thing I've done so
far is have you investigated.

What?

I never actually
slept with Lauren.

But I knew you'd
never believe me,

so I kept
my mouth shut.

But now that she's
getting a divorce,

my policy
no longer applies.

And, of course, she's free
to date whoever she pleases.

And she pleases me.

Enjoy your evening,
Donald.

I always heard
about this place.

Which room is
Hoffa buried in?

Not sure.

But the Ark of the Covenant is
just down the hall on the left.

When you're finished down here,
I'd like you to come upstairs

and start putting together
a settlement memorandum.

They went for it?

Thanks to your idea.

Well, I mean,
it wasn't really my idea.

They're settling
for 400 million.

Okay. Yeah,
that was my idea.

So, does this mean
I get to keep my job?

I want to talk to you about that.
Before you do, Harvey...

Do we have to have a conversation
about how you keep interrupting me?

Ah.

Look. Sometimes, when
someone pulls a gun on you,

instead of bullets,
it's filled with blanks.

What's this?

It's a copy of your
drug test results.

But this says
I passed.

You did.

Louis showed
me a fake?

I'm going to go
have a talk with him.

You know what? Why don't
you let me do it?

You think you're ready
for the adult table?

Well, didn't you hear? I
just landed my first client.

Why do you think
I'm showing you this now

and not going
straight to Louis?

Go easy on him.

No.

Good boy.

You lied.

That other drug test
you showed me was a fake.

How did you
figure that out?

Someone once told me
I have an eye for detail

when it comes to
important paperwork.

Well, maybe you're not as
good as you think you are,

or you would have
caught it sooner.

Okay. So this was all
some sort of test?

You blackmail me. You jeopardize my job.
Mike, stop.

Stop. We all came out
ahead, didn't we?

That new client is going
to bring us millions.

Jessica knows your name now.
It's a win-win.

You're right.
She does know my name.

Which is why she'll listen when I
tell her exactly what happened.

Okay. But before
you do that,

it is that time again,
isn't it?

What time?

"Pee in a cup" time.

And now,
you know I'd fail.

Of course,
you can run to Mommy,

tell her your story,
and take your chances.

Or you can
take the test

and trust that I'll keep it to
myself as my way of thanking you.

Oh, you know, I actually
did some reading

of the Pearson Hardman
drug policy, as well.

It turns out that you
have to wait three months

before you can request
another drug test.

It's a little detail you might have missed.
So, drink up.

Oh, and, uh,
I spoke to Tom Keller.

He says that he feels
he'd be best served

with the combination
of me and Harvey.

I think you'll get
that call in the morning.

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