Stormester (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Hvad er en snekke? - full transcript
Welcome to Stormester!
My name is Lasse Rimmer.
I'm the taskmaster, and I’ve got
a bunch of competitive entertainers -
- to solve tasks I’ve come up with.
Tonight they find out how the other
participants have solved them.
Let’s greet them!
The man who lives in [Nicklas] Bendtner's
[footballer] childhood home, -
- Christian Fuhlendorff.
It's about 1,000km from Paris to Berlin, -
- but only about 7km to
her front door, Lina Rafn.
Two things always amaze me
about this gentleman:
- his appearance and his voice,
Nikolaj Stokholm.
Next to him, a man, -
- who’s as funny as his hair
is high, Ruben Søltoft.
And aren’t we all just extras
in her life, Julie Ølgaard.
But back to me.
In addition to being an excellent
comedian, a fine human being -
and a leader of bewildered
souls everywhere, -
- I'm also just a human being, -
- who likes to see creative
people work hard -
- on relatively simple tasks,
and we'll get to that tonight.
You can see at home
if you can figure out -
a more original, better,
and faster solution, -
than the five participants invent.
I judge what they did and how,
and my word is final.
By my side, the man who carries me
through the program at ditch height:
Mark le Fevre.
I've looked up your name.
It's been a long time
since I've taken French,
- but that means The Fever.
- No.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yes, it does.
You hesitate a bit. Why?
I would think that
Le Fevre means blacksmith.
You are wrong.
It means The Fever.
Fever is caused by
an infection or a virus.
It suits you really well, Mark.
If you want to see a program
where you compete to win -
money, travel, or a car, then
you’re watching the wrong program.
We prefer prizes where there
is sentimental value at stake.
It shouldn’t just be fun to win, -
- but also hurt to lose.
Nikolaj Stokholm
can talk about that.
In the first program, he put
his wedding ring at stake, -
- and it was won by Ruben Søltoft.
Do you think this is
something to clap for?
I would like to give
Nikolaj the ring back, -
- because it's been a terrible week.
It has been fraught with
conflict with your ex-wife.
"Who are you?"
"You know who.
Don’t you watch TV?"
I've also had a terrible week,
- because I've been sleeping on the
couch while all this has been going on.
Slept and slept. It was hard
to close your eyes, right?
Oh, thank you.
There is also a prize up
for grabs this week.
It's something they're
very reluctant to do without.
And it's someone else’s
turn to bring something.
It's Lina this time.
What did you bring?
Well, I'm not married.
So you've brought your daughter instead?
If I were married, I wouldn’t carry
this prize on my finger.
But it's a prize I'm
very reluctant to do without.
I have baked a cake,
a really nice cake, -
and I have decorated it
and written my name on it,
- so you have no doubt
that I will win my cake.
I put my wedding ring up for grabs, and you
baked a dream cake? [very easy to make]
It's not a dream cake.
It's a chocolate cake.
- Oh ...
- That changes everything.
It's a big cake, -
and your finger isn’t the only place
you're going to carry it, -
- if you eat it all yourself.
Actually, I only gain weight
on my ring finger.
Then I'd like to see you after you've eaten that cake.
Just because I win it,
doesn’t mean I have to eat it.
That’s true; you can share it.
I am a generous person,
especially to you, Taskmaster.
If there’s one thing I need,
it’s more calories.
- You're a slim and handsome man.
- Well, damn.
Let me add that Christian tried to
suck up to me on the first program.
He seems in a bad mood this week,
so please continue, Lina Rafn.
Last week taught me that If I don't say
anything the entire episode, I'll win.
Tonight's prize is Lina's cake,
a cake baked by Lina Rafn.
We also have an overall score.
The winner of the whole season,
all eight programs, -
- will take home this fine trophy.
That's what we're fighting for.
- Mark, should we get started?
- Gladly.
- We can start with a task.
- Gladly.
Let’s see what it's all about.
Hey.
It's a flight case.
Oh no, math.
[In bad Swedish:] Fucking hell.
I'm disappearing.
Gone, tit-tit.
"What's in the suitcase?"
I don’t know.
How would I know?
"Time starts now."
There are codes on it.
So I can’t open it.
Can you look inside?
What is it?
It smells like a mystery.
But what kind of mystery
is at stake, Mark?
We have a suitcase.
There's something in it.
But there are also two code locks -
- and a lot of hints to open the lock.
One hint is on the board there.
In fact, there are many ways
to figure out what the code is.
Was that something our participants
figured out, Mark le Fevre?
Well ...
- Where do we start?
- We start with Ruben Søltoft.
- It's an ice cube.
- No.
- Nuts.
- No.
Lego.
It just sounds familiar.
- It's spice cookies.
- No.
Does this have something to do with it?
Okay, what ...
What kind of “snekke” is that ...
- What does it sound like?
- Some sweet girl.
"What kind of snekke is that?"
Let me tell you.
I've never heard that word before.
What kind of question is that?
"What kind of snekke is that?"
What could I use it for?
How many blue M&Ms are in the drawer?
Should I look in a drawer?
Zero blue M&Ms in all three drawers.
I think it's a cake.
- Is it a cake?
- No.
How would you normally find out?
- I wanted to open it.
- Have you tried that?
Yes, but I have to tell you ...
You can’t do that.
- Why?
- Yes, because ... Oooh!
What just occurred to you, Ruben?
That I should have gone
to badminton today.
- I think I'm going to the shed.
- You do that.
What's in it?
- Dumplings and meatballs.
- Congratulations.
There’s some truth to “snekken.”
[= ’screw’ or ‘worm’]
The most important question after
seeing you fight with this is:
What kind of “snekken” is that?
- What do you think a snekken is?
- I have no idea.
I liked your idea.
It was wonderful.
A sweet girl.
[In bad Swedish:] What is that kind of snekke?
Ruben Søltoft, everything
makes you think of ladies.
What kind of snekke is that?
"It's a naughty one, I can feel it."
A snekke is a boat,
a type of Viking ship.
Well, fuck. I thought it was a bird.
But the crucial thing is that
it’s one of the hints we have on the board.
Why is that a hint, Mark?
Because that’s the title of
Hymn 149 in the Danish Psalm Book.
The code was, therefore, 149.
There are so many ways
to figure it out.
CIL is Roman numerals.
100 + 50 - 1.
12 squared is 144,
plus 5 is 149.
There are lots of ways to solve it.
I studied humanities.
Is that what you call
“violence” in Jutland?
Because you ended up just
beating the shit out of the case.
But why am I complaining?
You solved the task, congratulations.
Thanks.
Show me some participants who
also tried their hand at the task.
I made a little mix.
You can get Fuhlendorff, Lina Rafn,
and Julie in the same video.
I'll take that.
That should probably lead
me to the code, -
- but I can also just get a hammer.
- Nobody says I can’t.
- What does the task say?
It says nothing but “What's
in the suitcase? Time starts now."
See you!
Just a moment.
Then we can count on that
in the meantime.
What kind of house doesn’t
have a pair of bolt cutters?
- What do you need?
- Help breaking into the suitcase.
I'm not a criminal like you, Julie.
Just use violence,
just like when you ...
What's in the suitcase?
Why should I be the criminal?
There are dumplings and ...
meatball-like things.
Violence solves everything.
- "Violence solves everything."
- I also studied humanities.
I'm worried because all four of you
say "Violence solves everything.”
And you say “What kind of house
doesn’t have bolt cutters?"
What kind of bike thief's nest
did you grow up in?
- I needed that one then.
- I’m aware of that.
Straight into the kitchen drawer
to look for the bolt cutters.
Have you encountered
problems in life, -
- where violence has been
the right solution, Lina?
Salary negotiations for this program.
I didn’t have to beat anyone.
I’ll be disappointed if not one
participant has solved the task -
- by using their head.
I can show you a clip
of someone you’d think -
- wouldn’t have the raw power
to open the suitcase.
Who the hell can that be?
It’s a boiled sausage.
No, we’d better open the suitcase.
How many blue M&Ms
are in the drawer?
In which drawer?
Ah, I'm not going to know that.
Well, moving on.
7 + 17, that's ...
... 24 + 12 ... 32, + 9 ...
Oh, then you have to divide, fuck.
What does the small A mean?
Fuck that board.
.. 3, 4, 5 ...
... 16 ...
1, 2, 3, 4 ...
... 33, 34 ...
... 44 ... 54 ...
... 100 ...
It's very funny television, yes?
... 146, 147 ...
Oh ...
... 148.
Do we agree that there
are no more blues?
Did any fall down?
Yes, there it is.
149.
Shut up, this is the wildest
thing I've ever tried.
It was both.
What's in the suitcase?
- I know.
- What?
Frozen flour and meatballs.
Badabing!
Shut the fuck up!
You just saved the day,
Nikolaj Stokholm.
That makes me so happy!
Funny that of all the clues, you chose
the second most difficult, -
- the long math, and you
messed it up from the start.
7 x 17, you did as 7 + 17, -
- so already you were going down
the wrong side of the road.
It's not about solving the clues,
but about the time, -
- who did it the fastest, right?
You're right, but I'm rewarding
Nikolaj Stokholm with my respect, -
- because he won’t be
getting very many points.
Okay, then that's fine.
Well, come here, honey.
Let's hear the scores.
Christian Fuhlendorff has 5 points,
2 minutes 57 seconds.
4 points to Lina Rafn,
5 minutes 24 seconds.
3 points to Julie Ølgaard,
7 minutes 54 seconds.
2 points to Nikolaj Stokholm,
9 minutes 6 seconds.
Finally, Ruben Søltoft,
18 minutes 6 seconds.
It's easy enough to count M&Ms, -
- when you’re not freezing your fingers, -
- inside my warm Charlottenlund villa.
But how do you handle a task, -
- if you are thrown out
into the cool Danish spring?
Do you have such a task?
I have some treadmill and outdoors,
if that’s what you want.
- That’s what I want.
- Then let’s do that.
Hi, Lina Rafn.
What is it?
- A treadmill and a basketball.
- Yes.
And, would you believe, a task.
No, for me?
Yup.
- Hi, Ruben.
- Hi.
- Isn’t there a task?
- It's right there.
Well, damn it.
“Keep the ball ..."
There’s more.
"Keep the ball on the treadmill
for as long as possible."
"It’s not allowed to touch
the ball or the treadmill."
- I’m not allowed to touch it?
- No, you must not.
Can something else touch it?
Yes, I think so.
"The treadmill will be
started in 2 minutes." Okay ...
Then you have 2 minutes to prepare, -
- and then time begins to count.
2 minutes is enough to build
something to hold the ball -
- on the treadmill, isn’t that
right, Mark le Fevre?
For some people.
The dumbest solution
would probably be -
- keeping the ball on the
treadmill on your own.
Should we just see Lina Rafn?
I need some fishing gear.
Or maybe these.
I don’t know if it will work.
It’s like meditation.
Here you go, Lina Rafn.
Thanks.
May I have some powder?
I have a runny nose.
Thanks.
I don't think anybody
will fuck this task up.
Consider how annoying
it would be to give up, -
- and then one of the others
held out longer than me.
- Get yourself a chair.
- Good idea.
It's absolutely perfect.
You know, you could read a book to me.
Can you find a book?
- The Big Book of Dogs.
- Okay ... Yes, yes.
"Do dogs like garlic?”
- Do you want me to guess?
- I don’t know the answer yet.
I'm guessing now. No.
- They can do that well.
- What?
"Why do dogs love
to run after balls?"
God, I want to know.
"The dog's wild ancestors
had a distinct hunting instinct, -
- and without it, they would
not have been able to survive."
"Why do dogs sniff each
other in the buttocks?"
I think I know this.
They pee to mark their territory, -
- so in order to recognize if
it’s a dog they know, they must ...
- And now some of the crew are going home.
- See you guys next week.
We’ll still be here.
I'll never forgive myself
if I give up now,
- and then someone stands here
for 61 minutes.
Here's one that's a little longer.
Let’s see it.
- As the last one.
- I can’t go on, I’m freezing.
- Are you ready?
- What are you doing?
I do not want to do this anymore.
Lina, wait!
- What?
- I have to be ready.
3, 2, 1 ...
See you.
- Thank you for a wonderful day at work.
- Thank you for being you, Lina.
1 hour 5 minutes.
Stubbornness can take you a long way.
Yes, hopefully.
Lots of things you can’t
achieve without stubbornness.
You can’t see how cold it was.
Very.
Mark had a blanket, hat, mittens, and
warm shoes, and he was freezing.
You stand with bare hands,
because you think, -
- the 2 minutes I don’t have
to spend on finding mittens.
I took no chances.
This was as long as you could stand?
Yes. I couldn’t feel my feet.
It was really cold.
Someone must have come up with a smarter
solution than holding the ball on their own.
I’ve got a video with Fuhlendorff,
Stokholm, and Ruben.
Didn’t think that through.
Ha, this is going well.
We could be here a few years
when you’re as smart as me.
It was easier than expected.
This won’t last forever.
- Do you know any tricks?
- Many.
Many would like to see them.
You’re welcome to do so.
It can stand until
there is no more power.
Then you will stand forever.
I've made an eternity machine.
- I have no more coffee.
- Let's go in and refill.
No!
No ...
Are you okay?
It's cute that you change tracks
and say "are you okay", -
- after clapping when he got hurt.
I get it though, because this was three
tries that were worse than yours, Lina -
- so if you feel like a
bad person by laughing -
- and clapping at Ruben, -
- don't worry, I'm worse.
“May I see it again?"
- I’ve got it in slow motion.
- I want to see that.
It was good I was wearing a helmet.
It didn’t cover the
part of the face you hit.
It's a bit of a failure
for the three of you, -
- but we have not seen
the fifth and final solution.
A very different solution.
It's easier, and we have pictures
from as late as today.
The ball is still sitting
on the treadmill.
It is well made.
Mark, you want to say something.
There is perhaps more to this
than it seems at first.
Just look how she ...
"Keep the ball on the treadmill
for as long as possible.
It’s not allowed to touch
the ball or the treadmill.
The treadmill will start in 2 minutes."
"It’s not allowed to touch the ball
or the treadmill ..."
That’s the whole truth.
I interpreted it to mean
after you started, -
- so it wasn’t cheating.
It just says that you must
not touch the ball or treadmill.
Now I did not double-check,
but Julie touched both.
Yes, but the treadmill wasn’t on.
If you had a helmet on
and had balanced it ...
We timed four participants,
and one who touched the ball.
Give me some points.
5 points to Lina Rafn,
1 hour 5 minutes.
4 points to Nikolaj Stokholm,
8 minutes 32 seconds.
Me? Did he say me? Yes!
3 points for Christian Fuhlendorff,
6 minutes 3 seconds.
2 points for Ruben Søltoft,
3 minutes 33 seconds -
- and a broken face.
And 0 points for Julie
because she is disqualified.
Thanks for the support, you guys.
We have the scores so far.
- Who's in the lead?
- Lina Rafn.
We have had tasks where you can
measure yourself against who has won.
How about a creative task?
- We have something with painting.
- I’ll take it.
It's in the script too,
so let's do it.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Why is that closed?
- Time will tell.
Hi, Nikolaj.
Okay ...
- You have so many delicious things for me.
- Yes, I'm pampering you.
Should I draw a naked man?
Yes! ... I didn’t mean it like that.
"Make the best caricature of
the person behind the curtain."
That curtain?
"Do not look at the person.
The person may only say yes or no."
"You get bonus points if you can
find out the person's full name."
It may be someone who is famous.
Do you think so?
"You have 10 minutes."
“Time starts ..."
You have to draw a person
who you cannot see.
And it has to be a caricature.
But you can ask questions.
Yes, that’s nice to know.
Facial features, clothing,
size of facial features.
Yes ...
In general, things that are
used a lot in caricatures.
And you can ask for the name if
you can do it in the yes/no way.
Yes, if one can figure it out.
Then let’s get drawing.
Gladly. I have thrown them all
into one wonderful, long video.
"Time starts now."
Hey.
Well no, they must not say hello.
Is anyone in there now?
- Is anyone behind the curtain?
- Yes.
Hey.
- You can just say no.
- Yes.
Are you used to getting asked
questions through a curtain?
Yes.
- Are you a man?
- No.
- Do you have long hair?
- No.
- Short hair?
- Yes.
- Blonde?
- No.
- Dark hair?
- Yes.
- Is it plush hair?
- No.
- Do you have crepe?
- No.
- Are you bald?
- No.
- Are you from Randers? [6th-largest
city in Denmark] - No.
- Are you a model?
- No.
- Could you have been a model?
- Yes.
I'm starting to draw, Mark.
Can you feel it?
I can see it.
There are two legs.
Okay, personal traits.
- Do you have a slightly larger head?
- No.
Okay ... It is now.
- Do you have a big nose?
- No.
- Do you have a small nose?
- No.
- Do you have a middle nose?
- Yes.
There it is. Well.
Ordinary ears?
I'll take that as a yes.
- Do you have both your arms?
- Yes.
- Do you have both your legs?
- Yes.
And are you tall?
I must not look at you, -
- but it doesn’t say
I can’t feel you.
Would you mind if I
just felt your face?
Is that your face?
What's going on?
- Have we been on a date together?
- No.
- Are you wearing a dress?
- No.
You’re wearing one now.
- Do you have clothes on now?
- Yes.
- That’s important to know.
- Yes, yes.
Then I will cover you on the drawing.
Like that, your’re
wearing lovely clothes.
- Do you have shoes on?
- Yes.
- Sneakers?
- No.
- Do you have boots on?
- No.
- Ballerina shoes?
- No.
- Riding boots?
- No.
- Clogs?
- No.
- Cowboy boots?
- No.
I’ve said all the types of shoes.
- Snowshoes?
- No.
Are there any more types of shoes?
Yes.
You’re taking advantage of
those yes / no questions.
Shut up, she was funny.
Julie and Nikolaj, you spent
a lot of time on footwear.
You guessed at so many types of footwear,
and you ended up with snowshoes?
- Did any of you get a yes?
- No.
And you said "are there
more kinds of shoes?".
- Then she says yes.
- Brilliant.
Mark le Fevre, how would you
describe his footwear?
Patent leather shoes.
Did anyone ask about
patent leather shoes?
We forgot flip-flops, too.
It was snowing outside.
I damn well don’t expect people
to wear patent leather shoes in the snow.
Well, our model chose to do just that.
I wanted to say she, but let's
see the drawings first.
Before we look at the drawings, let's
just, so you can judge them better, -
- see our model.
How exciting.
Beautiful girl.
Let's see the drawings.
Bloody hell ...
Nikolaj Stokholm, damn it.
You have not drawn the woman
who was describing herself.
It's a drawing of you
as if you were Italian.
And then you thought at the last minute,
“Wait a minute, breasts and lipstick.”
It’s worth noting, -
- that all these drawings
were drawn by adults.
When there was that split screen,
I couldn’t tell the difference.
It was 1:1.
- What is right and left?
- Yes, I see it now.
Should we look at Julie's?
You and I aren't going to be friends when this episode
ends, because you won't like what I've got to say.
You were told that there was
one person behind the curtain.
You draw one and a half, and a dog.
I thought it was lonely with just her,
so I gave her some friends.
So you made up a child and a dog?
Christian Fuhlendorff,
you jump straight from -
“Could you have been a model?”
and the answer "yes" to thinking, -
- “Say no more, I'm
drawing a hot lady.”
But you did it really well.
Okay, let's do some quick points
for the drawings.
Christian gets 5 points.
Really good.
There are so many real details
about Nikolaj’s that I give him 4.
Lina must get 3,
Ruben gets 2 points, -
- and Julie, 1 1/2 women, 1 dog,
and 4 hearts, that's 1 point.
- I'm starting to feel persecuted.
- Okay.
But there was an extra task
for a bonus point:
You have to figure out
our model's full name.
How do you think it went?
I have no clue, but I can't
imagine it went well.
You can see for yourself.
- Is your name Lisbeth?
- No.
- Jonna?
- No.
- Is it an old-fashioned name?
- Yes.
Is your name Agnes?
No.
- Does it start with A?
- No.
- B?
- Yes.
- Gertrud?
- No.
- Josefine?
- No.
- Josephiine ... Josse?
- No.
- Maude?
- No.
- Is the next letter A?
- No.
- E?
- Yes.
Berit?
- Yes.
- Okay. So far so good.
Spell it in my hand.
B ...
... E ...
- Berit?
- Yes.
And your last name. Spell it.
Time’s up.
- R ... Rasmussen?
- No.
My guess is Pia.
Mark, can't you just go
and look at her?
Yes.
She can only answer yes or no.
Can't you just go to Ole,
who's behind the camera, -
- and ask what her name is?
That’s beautiful.
Now I know.
What is her name?
Then for next time,
you behind the curtain, -
- put on a pair of regular shoes
so we can get it a little faster.
Well. You must not say anything
other than yes / no.
It doesn’t say that I can’t ask
Ole from the crew -
- what her name is.
Berit Kamara.
- Is your name Berit Kamara?
- Yes.
A standing ovation to Fuhlendorff!
That was the way to do it,
and it's within the lines.
So 1 point to Fuhlendorff, because
that was the right name.
Mark le Fevre, did any of the other
contestants get the full name?
Not full, but Berit.
But we needed the full
name, so no points.
1 point for Fuhlendorff.
With that extra point for Fuhlendorff,
let's have the scores.
Fuhlendorff is in front.
He leads by 2 points.
We have another task,
but which one is it?
I have one with eggs,
one of my favorites.
- I love eggs.
- We'll take it.
Now you can hope I have to draw
something, because I draw incredibly well.
- I wasn’t aware of that.
- No, I'm lying.
"May [Må] this egg ..."
No, wait, "get [få] ...".
"Get this egg ..."
- I’ll just start over.
- We’ll edit this.
"Get this egg as high up as possible."
"The winner is the one who gets their
egg highest. The egg must not break."
"You can only use the items on the
table. You have 20 minutes."
I can’t possibly be the
only one who thinks -
- “How high up can a
famous person get an egg?".
That is why I have written this task.
Let's see the first participant.
You can choose freely, but I prefer
that you choose Stokholm.
Then I choose Stokholm.
Good idea. Good old Stokke-daddy.
I can’t imagine doing it any other way.
How much time?
1 minute 30 seconds.
10 seconds.
3, 2, 1 ...
- What happened?
- The egg yawns.
I can measure the height of the
egg, but it has broken.
Stokholm, you're so used to building
that house of cards, -
- but how often have you thought,
"I think it could carry an egg"?
There’s room for some brunch at
the top of that house of cards.
But you say, -
- "I can't imagine there's any
other way to solve this!"
There was purple cardboard and scissors.
That’s all there was.
And some markers, right?
Yes, so I drew on the egg to say,
“There you go; nice to meet you.”
One rule was that
the egg must not break.
So unfortunately, Nikolaj Stokholm,
you have to prepare for 0 points.
That’s fine by me.
Glad to be here.
Now it’s your turn.
I feel I did well, -
- but I obviously remember things
that have not happened.
How long should the egg be high up?
- Does it say anything about that?
- No.
Then there are probably no rules.
Okay, so take your tape measure
and stretch it as far out as you can.
As long as it hasn’t broken
until you have measured it.
It only breaks afterwards.
- Are you throwing it at the ceiling?
- Yes. Let’s make a deal.
If I throw so that it hits the ceiling
and breaks, then I have lost.
But if it just lands up
there, then I have won.
Now it's going well.
It might get on your shoes.
I'm building a shield
around your shoes.
Don’t say I don’t take care of you.
It must be worth bonus points
that I am caring.
OK, we’re doing this, damn it.
- I think it's solved.
- Okay.
It's like hearing Hitler
in March 1945 saying, -
- "I feel like I won that.”
Now I just think ...
Comparing me to Hitler?
Only at that point, Julie.
You are wrong, it is not solved.
The wording was "get this egg
as high up as possible."
Bravo.
"The winner is the one who gets it
the highest. The egg must not break."
It does not say "unless it is after
it has been thrown into the air, -
- and you have shielded
Mark le Fevre’s shoes."
- It does.
- It doesn’t.
It also doesn’t say "it must never break".
- That's exactly what it says.
- Yes, "it must not break".
But, Mark, you said I could.
You said “Let’s do that, Julie",
and then you start measuring.
"... and must not break."
No, I don’t agree with you.
You did during the task!
Lasse, in case she attacks,
can I carpool with you?
This means that you are unfortunately
in the same boat as Nikolaj Stokholm.
I would like to be in a
boat with Nikolaj, but ...
Do you know what that boat is called?
- The winning boat.
- Snekken.
It's called the good ship SS Zero Points.
We still have three participants.
Who are we going to see?
Christian Fuhlendorff.
- I always want Fuhlendorff.
- Me too.
Why markers?
I don’t understand.
You may only use items on the table.
What are “items”?
You have 12 minutes left.
9 minutes.
These are the fastest 3 minutes
I have experienced in my life.
Time flies when you’re having fun.
I'm not having much fun right now.
- What are you doing?
- I don’t know.
5 minutes left.
"On the table ... "
One moment. It didn’t say which table.
10 ...
Okay. It doesn’t get any better.
It's not that beautiful.
You still have Karina and the kids.
It’s an impressive height so far, -
- and the egg is whole when
you complete the task.
The wording says "you must use
the items on the table".
You said “It didn’t say which table" and
picked up the candlestick from another, -
- which was fair enough if
that was all you used, -
- but you used items from two
different tables, Christian Fuhlendorff.
“The table ... "
You are probably right.
- We will not discuss that.
- I bow to your judgment.
If you bow down, the egg
won’t get very high.
Unfortunately, this means that three
out of three have not solved the task.
I haven’t seen an egg go up high
using items from the table yet.
- Who are we going to see now?
- Something I'm looking forward to.
Before I play it, I will say, -
- that you usually must not laugh
when people get hurt ...
... unless it's Ruben Søltoft.
Just say when.
Stand still.
It’s a couple millimeters.
My leg! Mark!
Did you manage to measure it?
- Yes, it reached a few millimeters up.
- A few millimeters?
Yes, I measured from the table.
Oh yeah ...
But it also broke.
- Are you okay?
- I am now.
We went to the emergency room.
There you waited and
got to see a doctor.
He also thought it was funny.
Then he checked the shins to see whether
anything was broken. Fortunately, no fractures?
No.
- How long were you in pain?
- I couldn’t walk for 14 days.
But at least, Ruben Søltoft ...
... it wasn’t worth it.
- My confidence broke.
- So did the egg.
The confidence was in the shin.
So far, four of you have
not completed the task.
There is only one left who
could possibly get points.
- And it is, Mark le Fevre?
- Lina Rafn from Infernal.
This is as high as it gets.
Do you want to measure?
Unless I go outside.
Then I can get it higher up.
I know what I'm doing.
There is a staircase here.
Then I get higher up.
Already here we are higher up.
Now it is higher up than before.
I can take a chair, then I can get
it all the way up to the ceiling.
"Get this egg as high up as possible.
The winner is the one who
gets their egg highest.
The egg must not break. You may
only use the items on the table.
You have 20 minutes. Time starts now."
It doesn’t say anything
about different floors.
I might be able to get it even higher -
- by reaching out the window.
Now you need to measure.
It can't get any higher!
- How high is it?
- Wait, I'm just going to read.
10.90 meters.
We measure from the ground because
she sticks the egg out the window, -
- and it establishes a new bottom line.
So almost 11 meters.
Your penultimate attempt to
take the egg up the stairs, -
- had secured you a first place.
Your first attempt where you keep
the egg under the ceiling, -
- would have secured first place, too.
You could have just left
the egg on the table.
I’m cool with that victory.
It's impressive, and you're the
only one who scores points.
5 points to Lina Rafn.
I do a little dance
every time I get 5 points.
If this is the dance
you get for 5 points, -
- then I hope you
lead the overall position.
Just wait.
Well, with 17 points ...
Get up and dance.
If I wasn’t wearing such a short
dress, I would have twerked.
We have made a good effort so far.
But we won't know the final score
until the last task, -
- which as always takes place
right here on stage, right now.
We are not quite ready to celebrate
Lina Rafn as the winner of the program, -
- so she can take her own cake home.
We have a single task left.
We just need to know the rules.
I imagine we need the
M&M expert Nikolaj Stokholm -
- to read it aloud.
"Put as many blue M&Ms as possible -
- in the empty bowl.
All M&Ms of a different color -
- will give minus points
in the overall score. "
I don't play games that often.
"The boxing gloves must remain
on throughout the task.
You have 100 seconds."
Thank you, Nikolaj.
Mark le Fevre, do you want
to outline the rules?
You are all wearing boxing gloves
and have 100 seconds to -
- get as many blue M&Ms -
- into the empty bowl.
Any M&Ms of a different color -
- will be subtracted
from the number of blues.
You have 100 seconds,
and the time starts now.
20 seconds left.
10 seconds.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ...
Time’s up!
Let's see how many it ended up being.
Fuhlendorff had an original solution.
Please show the camera what
you did to your boxing gloves.
I started by cutting holes in them, -
- so I could get my hands out.
That's a hole, fair enough.
- Where did you get it from?
- I had it in my back pocket.
Why?
I always carry one, I'm from Amager.
[Denmark’s most densely populated island]
Mark le Fevre, you've
counted the blue M&Ms -
- and know how the points
are to be distributed.
Christian Fuhlendorff is the victor, -
- 49 blue M&Ms.
20 for Lina Rafn.
You, Stokholm, had 13, but
also a brown bastard, -
- so you're down to 12.
Why, thank you.
- Ruben Søltoft, 33.
- Wonderful.
And sweet Julie Ølgaard, 30.
Then we have a result.
The points are distributed like this.
Christian Fuhlendorff, 5 points.
Ruben Søltoft gets 4.
Julie Ølgaard gets 3 points.
2 points to Lina Rafn.
And 1 point for Stokke-daddy.
Mark, what does that mean
for the final score?
It's a little tricky,
because it's a tie -
- between Christian Fuhlendorff
and Lina Rafn.
We have a tiebreaker rule in case
of a draw after all the tasks.
The winner of the program is the
one with the most first places.
Lina Rafn, you won the ball on the
treadmill and got the egg up the most.
Christian Fuhlendorff won
the suitcase task, -
- the caricature task and the M&M task.
Tonight's winner is
Christian Fuhlendorff.
Christian snatches the victory right
under the nose of Lina Rafn, -
- who had hoped to take
her own cake home.
That’s the result
of tonight's program.
Who wins the whole season?
Watch every single week.
And just remember that
the answer is always 149.
Thanks for tonight.
Danish text:
TopTexT
Kjeld Melchiorsen
My name is Lasse Rimmer.
I'm the taskmaster, and I’ve got
a bunch of competitive entertainers -
- to solve tasks I’ve come up with.
Tonight they find out how the other
participants have solved them.
Let’s greet them!
The man who lives in [Nicklas] Bendtner's
[footballer] childhood home, -
- Christian Fuhlendorff.
It's about 1,000km from Paris to Berlin, -
- but only about 7km to
her front door, Lina Rafn.
Two things always amaze me
about this gentleman:
- his appearance and his voice,
Nikolaj Stokholm.
Next to him, a man, -
- who’s as funny as his hair
is high, Ruben Søltoft.
And aren’t we all just extras
in her life, Julie Ølgaard.
But back to me.
In addition to being an excellent
comedian, a fine human being -
and a leader of bewildered
souls everywhere, -
- I'm also just a human being, -
- who likes to see creative
people work hard -
- on relatively simple tasks,
and we'll get to that tonight.
You can see at home
if you can figure out -
a more original, better,
and faster solution, -
than the five participants invent.
I judge what they did and how,
and my word is final.
By my side, the man who carries me
through the program at ditch height:
Mark le Fevre.
I've looked up your name.
It's been a long time
since I've taken French,
- but that means The Fever.
- No.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yes, it does.
You hesitate a bit. Why?
I would think that
Le Fevre means blacksmith.
You are wrong.
It means The Fever.
Fever is caused by
an infection or a virus.
It suits you really well, Mark.
If you want to see a program
where you compete to win -
money, travel, or a car, then
you’re watching the wrong program.
We prefer prizes where there
is sentimental value at stake.
It shouldn’t just be fun to win, -
- but also hurt to lose.
Nikolaj Stokholm
can talk about that.
In the first program, he put
his wedding ring at stake, -
- and it was won by Ruben Søltoft.
Do you think this is
something to clap for?
I would like to give
Nikolaj the ring back, -
- because it's been a terrible week.
It has been fraught with
conflict with your ex-wife.
"Who are you?"
"You know who.
Don’t you watch TV?"
I've also had a terrible week,
- because I've been sleeping on the
couch while all this has been going on.
Slept and slept. It was hard
to close your eyes, right?
Oh, thank you.
There is also a prize up
for grabs this week.
It's something they're
very reluctant to do without.
And it's someone else’s
turn to bring something.
It's Lina this time.
What did you bring?
Well, I'm not married.
So you've brought your daughter instead?
If I were married, I wouldn’t carry
this prize on my finger.
But it's a prize I'm
very reluctant to do without.
I have baked a cake,
a really nice cake, -
and I have decorated it
and written my name on it,
- so you have no doubt
that I will win my cake.
I put my wedding ring up for grabs, and you
baked a dream cake? [very easy to make]
It's not a dream cake.
It's a chocolate cake.
- Oh ...
- That changes everything.
It's a big cake, -
and your finger isn’t the only place
you're going to carry it, -
- if you eat it all yourself.
Actually, I only gain weight
on my ring finger.
Then I'd like to see you after you've eaten that cake.
Just because I win it,
doesn’t mean I have to eat it.
That’s true; you can share it.
I am a generous person,
especially to you, Taskmaster.
If there’s one thing I need,
it’s more calories.
- You're a slim and handsome man.
- Well, damn.
Let me add that Christian tried to
suck up to me on the first program.
He seems in a bad mood this week,
so please continue, Lina Rafn.
Last week taught me that If I don't say
anything the entire episode, I'll win.
Tonight's prize is Lina's cake,
a cake baked by Lina Rafn.
We also have an overall score.
The winner of the whole season,
all eight programs, -
- will take home this fine trophy.
That's what we're fighting for.
- Mark, should we get started?
- Gladly.
- We can start with a task.
- Gladly.
Let’s see what it's all about.
Hey.
It's a flight case.
Oh no, math.
[In bad Swedish:] Fucking hell.
I'm disappearing.
Gone, tit-tit.
"What's in the suitcase?"
I don’t know.
How would I know?
"Time starts now."
There are codes on it.
So I can’t open it.
Can you look inside?
What is it?
It smells like a mystery.
But what kind of mystery
is at stake, Mark?
We have a suitcase.
There's something in it.
But there are also two code locks -
- and a lot of hints to open the lock.
One hint is on the board there.
In fact, there are many ways
to figure out what the code is.
Was that something our participants
figured out, Mark le Fevre?
Well ...
- Where do we start?
- We start with Ruben Søltoft.
- It's an ice cube.
- No.
- Nuts.
- No.
Lego.
It just sounds familiar.
- It's spice cookies.
- No.
Does this have something to do with it?
Okay, what ...
What kind of “snekke” is that ...
- What does it sound like?
- Some sweet girl.
"What kind of snekke is that?"
Let me tell you.
I've never heard that word before.
What kind of question is that?
"What kind of snekke is that?"
What could I use it for?
How many blue M&Ms are in the drawer?
Should I look in a drawer?
Zero blue M&Ms in all three drawers.
I think it's a cake.
- Is it a cake?
- No.
How would you normally find out?
- I wanted to open it.
- Have you tried that?
Yes, but I have to tell you ...
You can’t do that.
- Why?
- Yes, because ... Oooh!
What just occurred to you, Ruben?
That I should have gone
to badminton today.
- I think I'm going to the shed.
- You do that.
What's in it?
- Dumplings and meatballs.
- Congratulations.
There’s some truth to “snekken.”
[= ’screw’ or ‘worm’]
The most important question after
seeing you fight with this is:
What kind of “snekken” is that?
- What do you think a snekken is?
- I have no idea.
I liked your idea.
It was wonderful.
A sweet girl.
[In bad Swedish:] What is that kind of snekke?
Ruben Søltoft, everything
makes you think of ladies.
What kind of snekke is that?
"It's a naughty one, I can feel it."
A snekke is a boat,
a type of Viking ship.
Well, fuck. I thought it was a bird.
But the crucial thing is that
it’s one of the hints we have on the board.
Why is that a hint, Mark?
Because that’s the title of
Hymn 149 in the Danish Psalm Book.
The code was, therefore, 149.
There are so many ways
to figure it out.
CIL is Roman numerals.
100 + 50 - 1.
12 squared is 144,
plus 5 is 149.
There are lots of ways to solve it.
I studied humanities.
Is that what you call
“violence” in Jutland?
Because you ended up just
beating the shit out of the case.
But why am I complaining?
You solved the task, congratulations.
Thanks.
Show me some participants who
also tried their hand at the task.
I made a little mix.
You can get Fuhlendorff, Lina Rafn,
and Julie in the same video.
I'll take that.
That should probably lead
me to the code, -
- but I can also just get a hammer.
- Nobody says I can’t.
- What does the task say?
It says nothing but “What's
in the suitcase? Time starts now."
See you!
Just a moment.
Then we can count on that
in the meantime.
What kind of house doesn’t
have a pair of bolt cutters?
- What do you need?
- Help breaking into the suitcase.
I'm not a criminal like you, Julie.
Just use violence,
just like when you ...
What's in the suitcase?
Why should I be the criminal?
There are dumplings and ...
meatball-like things.
Violence solves everything.
- "Violence solves everything."
- I also studied humanities.
I'm worried because all four of you
say "Violence solves everything.”
And you say “What kind of house
doesn’t have bolt cutters?"
What kind of bike thief's nest
did you grow up in?
- I needed that one then.
- I’m aware of that.
Straight into the kitchen drawer
to look for the bolt cutters.
Have you encountered
problems in life, -
- where violence has been
the right solution, Lina?
Salary negotiations for this program.
I didn’t have to beat anyone.
I’ll be disappointed if not one
participant has solved the task -
- by using their head.
I can show you a clip
of someone you’d think -
- wouldn’t have the raw power
to open the suitcase.
Who the hell can that be?
It’s a boiled sausage.
No, we’d better open the suitcase.
How many blue M&Ms
are in the drawer?
In which drawer?
Ah, I'm not going to know that.
Well, moving on.
7 + 17, that's ...
... 24 + 12 ... 32, + 9 ...
Oh, then you have to divide, fuck.
What does the small A mean?
Fuck that board.
.. 3, 4, 5 ...
... 16 ...
1, 2, 3, 4 ...
... 33, 34 ...
... 44 ... 54 ...
... 100 ...
It's very funny television, yes?
... 146, 147 ...
Oh ...
... 148.
Do we agree that there
are no more blues?
Did any fall down?
Yes, there it is.
149.
Shut up, this is the wildest
thing I've ever tried.
It was both.
What's in the suitcase?
- I know.
- What?
Frozen flour and meatballs.
Badabing!
Shut the fuck up!
You just saved the day,
Nikolaj Stokholm.
That makes me so happy!
Funny that of all the clues, you chose
the second most difficult, -
- the long math, and you
messed it up from the start.
7 x 17, you did as 7 + 17, -
- so already you were going down
the wrong side of the road.
It's not about solving the clues,
but about the time, -
- who did it the fastest, right?
You're right, but I'm rewarding
Nikolaj Stokholm with my respect, -
- because he won’t be
getting very many points.
Okay, then that's fine.
Well, come here, honey.
Let's hear the scores.
Christian Fuhlendorff has 5 points,
2 minutes 57 seconds.
4 points to Lina Rafn,
5 minutes 24 seconds.
3 points to Julie Ølgaard,
7 minutes 54 seconds.
2 points to Nikolaj Stokholm,
9 minutes 6 seconds.
Finally, Ruben Søltoft,
18 minutes 6 seconds.
It's easy enough to count M&Ms, -
- when you’re not freezing your fingers, -
- inside my warm Charlottenlund villa.
But how do you handle a task, -
- if you are thrown out
into the cool Danish spring?
Do you have such a task?
I have some treadmill and outdoors,
if that’s what you want.
- That’s what I want.
- Then let’s do that.
Hi, Lina Rafn.
What is it?
- A treadmill and a basketball.
- Yes.
And, would you believe, a task.
No, for me?
Yup.
- Hi, Ruben.
- Hi.
- Isn’t there a task?
- It's right there.
Well, damn it.
“Keep the ball ..."
There’s more.
"Keep the ball on the treadmill
for as long as possible."
"It’s not allowed to touch
the ball or the treadmill."
- I’m not allowed to touch it?
- No, you must not.
Can something else touch it?
Yes, I think so.
"The treadmill will be
started in 2 minutes." Okay ...
Then you have 2 minutes to prepare, -
- and then time begins to count.
2 minutes is enough to build
something to hold the ball -
- on the treadmill, isn’t that
right, Mark le Fevre?
For some people.
The dumbest solution
would probably be -
- keeping the ball on the
treadmill on your own.
Should we just see Lina Rafn?
I need some fishing gear.
Or maybe these.
I don’t know if it will work.
It’s like meditation.
Here you go, Lina Rafn.
Thanks.
May I have some powder?
I have a runny nose.
Thanks.
I don't think anybody
will fuck this task up.
Consider how annoying
it would be to give up, -
- and then one of the others
held out longer than me.
- Get yourself a chair.
- Good idea.
It's absolutely perfect.
You know, you could read a book to me.
Can you find a book?
- The Big Book of Dogs.
- Okay ... Yes, yes.
"Do dogs like garlic?”
- Do you want me to guess?
- I don’t know the answer yet.
I'm guessing now. No.
- They can do that well.
- What?
"Why do dogs love
to run after balls?"
God, I want to know.
"The dog's wild ancestors
had a distinct hunting instinct, -
- and without it, they would
not have been able to survive."
"Why do dogs sniff each
other in the buttocks?"
I think I know this.
They pee to mark their territory, -
- so in order to recognize if
it’s a dog they know, they must ...
- And now some of the crew are going home.
- See you guys next week.
We’ll still be here.
I'll never forgive myself
if I give up now,
- and then someone stands here
for 61 minutes.
Here's one that's a little longer.
Let’s see it.
- As the last one.
- I can’t go on, I’m freezing.
- Are you ready?
- What are you doing?
I do not want to do this anymore.
Lina, wait!
- What?
- I have to be ready.
3, 2, 1 ...
See you.
- Thank you for a wonderful day at work.
- Thank you for being you, Lina.
1 hour 5 minutes.
Stubbornness can take you a long way.
Yes, hopefully.
Lots of things you can’t
achieve without stubbornness.
You can’t see how cold it was.
Very.
Mark had a blanket, hat, mittens, and
warm shoes, and he was freezing.
You stand with bare hands,
because you think, -
- the 2 minutes I don’t have
to spend on finding mittens.
I took no chances.
This was as long as you could stand?
Yes. I couldn’t feel my feet.
It was really cold.
Someone must have come up with a smarter
solution than holding the ball on their own.
I’ve got a video with Fuhlendorff,
Stokholm, and Ruben.
Didn’t think that through.
Ha, this is going well.
We could be here a few years
when you’re as smart as me.
It was easier than expected.
This won’t last forever.
- Do you know any tricks?
- Many.
Many would like to see them.
You’re welcome to do so.
It can stand until
there is no more power.
Then you will stand forever.
I've made an eternity machine.
- I have no more coffee.
- Let's go in and refill.
No!
No ...
Are you okay?
It's cute that you change tracks
and say "are you okay", -
- after clapping when he got hurt.
I get it though, because this was three
tries that were worse than yours, Lina -
- so if you feel like a
bad person by laughing -
- and clapping at Ruben, -
- don't worry, I'm worse.
“May I see it again?"
- I’ve got it in slow motion.
- I want to see that.
It was good I was wearing a helmet.
It didn’t cover the
part of the face you hit.
It's a bit of a failure
for the three of you, -
- but we have not seen
the fifth and final solution.
A very different solution.
It's easier, and we have pictures
from as late as today.
The ball is still sitting
on the treadmill.
It is well made.
Mark, you want to say something.
There is perhaps more to this
than it seems at first.
Just look how she ...
"Keep the ball on the treadmill
for as long as possible.
It’s not allowed to touch
the ball or the treadmill.
The treadmill will start in 2 minutes."
"It’s not allowed to touch the ball
or the treadmill ..."
That’s the whole truth.
I interpreted it to mean
after you started, -
- so it wasn’t cheating.
It just says that you must
not touch the ball or treadmill.
Now I did not double-check,
but Julie touched both.
Yes, but the treadmill wasn’t on.
If you had a helmet on
and had balanced it ...
We timed four participants,
and one who touched the ball.
Give me some points.
5 points to Lina Rafn,
1 hour 5 minutes.
4 points to Nikolaj Stokholm,
8 minutes 32 seconds.
Me? Did he say me? Yes!
3 points for Christian Fuhlendorff,
6 minutes 3 seconds.
2 points for Ruben Søltoft,
3 minutes 33 seconds -
- and a broken face.
And 0 points for Julie
because she is disqualified.
Thanks for the support, you guys.
We have the scores so far.
- Who's in the lead?
- Lina Rafn.
We have had tasks where you can
measure yourself against who has won.
How about a creative task?
- We have something with painting.
- I’ll take it.
It's in the script too,
so let's do it.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Why is that closed?
- Time will tell.
Hi, Nikolaj.
Okay ...
- You have so many delicious things for me.
- Yes, I'm pampering you.
Should I draw a naked man?
Yes! ... I didn’t mean it like that.
"Make the best caricature of
the person behind the curtain."
That curtain?
"Do not look at the person.
The person may only say yes or no."
"You get bonus points if you can
find out the person's full name."
It may be someone who is famous.
Do you think so?
"You have 10 minutes."
“Time starts ..."
You have to draw a person
who you cannot see.
And it has to be a caricature.
But you can ask questions.
Yes, that’s nice to know.
Facial features, clothing,
size of facial features.
Yes ...
In general, things that are
used a lot in caricatures.
And you can ask for the name if
you can do it in the yes/no way.
Yes, if one can figure it out.
Then let’s get drawing.
Gladly. I have thrown them all
into one wonderful, long video.
"Time starts now."
Hey.
Well no, they must not say hello.
Is anyone in there now?
- Is anyone behind the curtain?
- Yes.
Hey.
- You can just say no.
- Yes.
Are you used to getting asked
questions through a curtain?
Yes.
- Are you a man?
- No.
- Do you have long hair?
- No.
- Short hair?
- Yes.
- Blonde?
- No.
- Dark hair?
- Yes.
- Is it plush hair?
- No.
- Do you have crepe?
- No.
- Are you bald?
- No.
- Are you from Randers? [6th-largest
city in Denmark] - No.
- Are you a model?
- No.
- Could you have been a model?
- Yes.
I'm starting to draw, Mark.
Can you feel it?
I can see it.
There are two legs.
Okay, personal traits.
- Do you have a slightly larger head?
- No.
Okay ... It is now.
- Do you have a big nose?
- No.
- Do you have a small nose?
- No.
- Do you have a middle nose?
- Yes.
There it is. Well.
Ordinary ears?
I'll take that as a yes.
- Do you have both your arms?
- Yes.
- Do you have both your legs?
- Yes.
And are you tall?
I must not look at you, -
- but it doesn’t say
I can’t feel you.
Would you mind if I
just felt your face?
Is that your face?
What's going on?
- Have we been on a date together?
- No.
- Are you wearing a dress?
- No.
You’re wearing one now.
- Do you have clothes on now?
- Yes.
- That’s important to know.
- Yes, yes.
Then I will cover you on the drawing.
Like that, your’re
wearing lovely clothes.
- Do you have shoes on?
- Yes.
- Sneakers?
- No.
- Do you have boots on?
- No.
- Ballerina shoes?
- No.
- Riding boots?
- No.
- Clogs?
- No.
- Cowboy boots?
- No.
I’ve said all the types of shoes.
- Snowshoes?
- No.
Are there any more types of shoes?
Yes.
You’re taking advantage of
those yes / no questions.
Shut up, she was funny.
Julie and Nikolaj, you spent
a lot of time on footwear.
You guessed at so many types of footwear,
and you ended up with snowshoes?
- Did any of you get a yes?
- No.
And you said "are there
more kinds of shoes?".
- Then she says yes.
- Brilliant.
Mark le Fevre, how would you
describe his footwear?
Patent leather shoes.
Did anyone ask about
patent leather shoes?
We forgot flip-flops, too.
It was snowing outside.
I damn well don’t expect people
to wear patent leather shoes in the snow.
Well, our model chose to do just that.
I wanted to say she, but let's
see the drawings first.
Before we look at the drawings, let's
just, so you can judge them better, -
- see our model.
How exciting.
Beautiful girl.
Let's see the drawings.
Bloody hell ...
Nikolaj Stokholm, damn it.
You have not drawn the woman
who was describing herself.
It's a drawing of you
as if you were Italian.
And then you thought at the last minute,
“Wait a minute, breasts and lipstick.”
It’s worth noting, -
- that all these drawings
were drawn by adults.
When there was that split screen,
I couldn’t tell the difference.
It was 1:1.
- What is right and left?
- Yes, I see it now.
Should we look at Julie's?
You and I aren't going to be friends when this episode
ends, because you won't like what I've got to say.
You were told that there was
one person behind the curtain.
You draw one and a half, and a dog.
I thought it was lonely with just her,
so I gave her some friends.
So you made up a child and a dog?
Christian Fuhlendorff,
you jump straight from -
“Could you have been a model?”
and the answer "yes" to thinking, -
- “Say no more, I'm
drawing a hot lady.”
But you did it really well.
Okay, let's do some quick points
for the drawings.
Christian gets 5 points.
Really good.
There are so many real details
about Nikolaj’s that I give him 4.
Lina must get 3,
Ruben gets 2 points, -
- and Julie, 1 1/2 women, 1 dog,
and 4 hearts, that's 1 point.
- I'm starting to feel persecuted.
- Okay.
But there was an extra task
for a bonus point:
You have to figure out
our model's full name.
How do you think it went?
I have no clue, but I can't
imagine it went well.
You can see for yourself.
- Is your name Lisbeth?
- No.
- Jonna?
- No.
- Is it an old-fashioned name?
- Yes.
Is your name Agnes?
No.
- Does it start with A?
- No.
- B?
- Yes.
- Gertrud?
- No.
- Josefine?
- No.
- Josephiine ... Josse?
- No.
- Maude?
- No.
- Is the next letter A?
- No.
- E?
- Yes.
Berit?
- Yes.
- Okay. So far so good.
Spell it in my hand.
B ...
... E ...
- Berit?
- Yes.
And your last name. Spell it.
Time’s up.
- R ... Rasmussen?
- No.
My guess is Pia.
Mark, can't you just go
and look at her?
Yes.
She can only answer yes or no.
Can't you just go to Ole,
who's behind the camera, -
- and ask what her name is?
That’s beautiful.
Now I know.
What is her name?
Then for next time,
you behind the curtain, -
- put on a pair of regular shoes
so we can get it a little faster.
Well. You must not say anything
other than yes / no.
It doesn’t say that I can’t ask
Ole from the crew -
- what her name is.
Berit Kamara.
- Is your name Berit Kamara?
- Yes.
A standing ovation to Fuhlendorff!
That was the way to do it,
and it's within the lines.
So 1 point to Fuhlendorff, because
that was the right name.
Mark le Fevre, did any of the other
contestants get the full name?
Not full, but Berit.
But we needed the full
name, so no points.
1 point for Fuhlendorff.
With that extra point for Fuhlendorff,
let's have the scores.
Fuhlendorff is in front.
He leads by 2 points.
We have another task,
but which one is it?
I have one with eggs,
one of my favorites.
- I love eggs.
- We'll take it.
Now you can hope I have to draw
something, because I draw incredibly well.
- I wasn’t aware of that.
- No, I'm lying.
"May [Må] this egg ..."
No, wait, "get [få] ...".
"Get this egg ..."
- I’ll just start over.
- We’ll edit this.
"Get this egg as high up as possible."
"The winner is the one who gets their
egg highest. The egg must not break."
"You can only use the items on the
table. You have 20 minutes."
I can’t possibly be the
only one who thinks -
- “How high up can a
famous person get an egg?".
That is why I have written this task.
Let's see the first participant.
You can choose freely, but I prefer
that you choose Stokholm.
Then I choose Stokholm.
Good idea. Good old Stokke-daddy.
I can’t imagine doing it any other way.
How much time?
1 minute 30 seconds.
10 seconds.
3, 2, 1 ...
- What happened?
- The egg yawns.
I can measure the height of the
egg, but it has broken.
Stokholm, you're so used to building
that house of cards, -
- but how often have you thought,
"I think it could carry an egg"?
There’s room for some brunch at
the top of that house of cards.
But you say, -
- "I can't imagine there's any
other way to solve this!"
There was purple cardboard and scissors.
That’s all there was.
And some markers, right?
Yes, so I drew on the egg to say,
“There you go; nice to meet you.”
One rule was that
the egg must not break.
So unfortunately, Nikolaj Stokholm,
you have to prepare for 0 points.
That’s fine by me.
Glad to be here.
Now it’s your turn.
I feel I did well, -
- but I obviously remember things
that have not happened.
How long should the egg be high up?
- Does it say anything about that?
- No.
Then there are probably no rules.
Okay, so take your tape measure
and stretch it as far out as you can.
As long as it hasn’t broken
until you have measured it.
It only breaks afterwards.
- Are you throwing it at the ceiling?
- Yes. Let’s make a deal.
If I throw so that it hits the ceiling
and breaks, then I have lost.
But if it just lands up
there, then I have won.
Now it's going well.
It might get on your shoes.
I'm building a shield
around your shoes.
Don’t say I don’t take care of you.
It must be worth bonus points
that I am caring.
OK, we’re doing this, damn it.
- I think it's solved.
- Okay.
It's like hearing Hitler
in March 1945 saying, -
- "I feel like I won that.”
Now I just think ...
Comparing me to Hitler?
Only at that point, Julie.
You are wrong, it is not solved.
The wording was "get this egg
as high up as possible."
Bravo.
"The winner is the one who gets it
the highest. The egg must not break."
It does not say "unless it is after
it has been thrown into the air, -
- and you have shielded
Mark le Fevre’s shoes."
- It does.
- It doesn’t.
It also doesn’t say "it must never break".
- That's exactly what it says.
- Yes, "it must not break".
But, Mark, you said I could.
You said “Let’s do that, Julie",
and then you start measuring.
"... and must not break."
No, I don’t agree with you.
You did during the task!
Lasse, in case she attacks,
can I carpool with you?
This means that you are unfortunately
in the same boat as Nikolaj Stokholm.
I would like to be in a
boat with Nikolaj, but ...
Do you know what that boat is called?
- The winning boat.
- Snekken.
It's called the good ship SS Zero Points.
We still have three participants.
Who are we going to see?
Christian Fuhlendorff.
- I always want Fuhlendorff.
- Me too.
Why markers?
I don’t understand.
You may only use items on the table.
What are “items”?
You have 12 minutes left.
9 minutes.
These are the fastest 3 minutes
I have experienced in my life.
Time flies when you’re having fun.
I'm not having much fun right now.
- What are you doing?
- I don’t know.
5 minutes left.
"On the table ... "
One moment. It didn’t say which table.
10 ...
Okay. It doesn’t get any better.
It's not that beautiful.
You still have Karina and the kids.
It’s an impressive height so far, -
- and the egg is whole when
you complete the task.
The wording says "you must use
the items on the table".
You said “It didn’t say which table" and
picked up the candlestick from another, -
- which was fair enough if
that was all you used, -
- but you used items from two
different tables, Christian Fuhlendorff.
“The table ... "
You are probably right.
- We will not discuss that.
- I bow to your judgment.
If you bow down, the egg
won’t get very high.
Unfortunately, this means that three
out of three have not solved the task.
I haven’t seen an egg go up high
using items from the table yet.
- Who are we going to see now?
- Something I'm looking forward to.
Before I play it, I will say, -
- that you usually must not laugh
when people get hurt ...
... unless it's Ruben Søltoft.
Just say when.
Stand still.
It’s a couple millimeters.
My leg! Mark!
Did you manage to measure it?
- Yes, it reached a few millimeters up.
- A few millimeters?
Yes, I measured from the table.
Oh yeah ...
But it also broke.
- Are you okay?
- I am now.
We went to the emergency room.
There you waited and
got to see a doctor.
He also thought it was funny.
Then he checked the shins to see whether
anything was broken. Fortunately, no fractures?
No.
- How long were you in pain?
- I couldn’t walk for 14 days.
But at least, Ruben Søltoft ...
... it wasn’t worth it.
- My confidence broke.
- So did the egg.
The confidence was in the shin.
So far, four of you have
not completed the task.
There is only one left who
could possibly get points.
- And it is, Mark le Fevre?
- Lina Rafn from Infernal.
This is as high as it gets.
Do you want to measure?
Unless I go outside.
Then I can get it higher up.
I know what I'm doing.
There is a staircase here.
Then I get higher up.
Already here we are higher up.
Now it is higher up than before.
I can take a chair, then I can get
it all the way up to the ceiling.
"Get this egg as high up as possible.
The winner is the one who
gets their egg highest.
The egg must not break. You may
only use the items on the table.
You have 20 minutes. Time starts now."
It doesn’t say anything
about different floors.
I might be able to get it even higher -
- by reaching out the window.
Now you need to measure.
It can't get any higher!
- How high is it?
- Wait, I'm just going to read.
10.90 meters.
We measure from the ground because
she sticks the egg out the window, -
- and it establishes a new bottom line.
So almost 11 meters.
Your penultimate attempt to
take the egg up the stairs, -
- had secured you a first place.
Your first attempt where you keep
the egg under the ceiling, -
- would have secured first place, too.
You could have just left
the egg on the table.
I’m cool with that victory.
It's impressive, and you're the
only one who scores points.
5 points to Lina Rafn.
I do a little dance
every time I get 5 points.
If this is the dance
you get for 5 points, -
- then I hope you
lead the overall position.
Just wait.
Well, with 17 points ...
Get up and dance.
If I wasn’t wearing such a short
dress, I would have twerked.
We have made a good effort so far.
But we won't know the final score
until the last task, -
- which as always takes place
right here on stage, right now.
We are not quite ready to celebrate
Lina Rafn as the winner of the program, -
- so she can take her own cake home.
We have a single task left.
We just need to know the rules.
I imagine we need the
M&M expert Nikolaj Stokholm -
- to read it aloud.
"Put as many blue M&Ms as possible -
- in the empty bowl.
All M&Ms of a different color -
- will give minus points
in the overall score. "
I don't play games that often.
"The boxing gloves must remain
on throughout the task.
You have 100 seconds."
Thank you, Nikolaj.
Mark le Fevre, do you want
to outline the rules?
You are all wearing boxing gloves
and have 100 seconds to -
- get as many blue M&Ms -
- into the empty bowl.
Any M&Ms of a different color -
- will be subtracted
from the number of blues.
You have 100 seconds,
and the time starts now.
20 seconds left.
10 seconds.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ...
Time’s up!
Let's see how many it ended up being.
Fuhlendorff had an original solution.
Please show the camera what
you did to your boxing gloves.
I started by cutting holes in them, -
- so I could get my hands out.
That's a hole, fair enough.
- Where did you get it from?
- I had it in my back pocket.
Why?
I always carry one, I'm from Amager.
[Denmark’s most densely populated island]
Mark le Fevre, you've
counted the blue M&Ms -
- and know how the points
are to be distributed.
Christian Fuhlendorff is the victor, -
- 49 blue M&Ms.
20 for Lina Rafn.
You, Stokholm, had 13, but
also a brown bastard, -
- so you're down to 12.
Why, thank you.
- Ruben Søltoft, 33.
- Wonderful.
And sweet Julie Ølgaard, 30.
Then we have a result.
The points are distributed like this.
Christian Fuhlendorff, 5 points.
Ruben Søltoft gets 4.
Julie Ølgaard gets 3 points.
2 points to Lina Rafn.
And 1 point for Stokke-daddy.
Mark, what does that mean
for the final score?
It's a little tricky,
because it's a tie -
- between Christian Fuhlendorff
and Lina Rafn.
We have a tiebreaker rule in case
of a draw after all the tasks.
The winner of the program is the
one with the most first places.
Lina Rafn, you won the ball on the
treadmill and got the egg up the most.
Christian Fuhlendorff won
the suitcase task, -
- the caricature task and the M&M task.
Tonight's winner is
Christian Fuhlendorff.
Christian snatches the victory right
under the nose of Lina Rafn, -
- who had hoped to take
her own cake home.
That’s the result
of tonight's program.
Who wins the whole season?
Watch every single week.
And just remember that
the answer is always 149.
Thanks for tonight.
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