Stormester (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Det allerførste afsnit - full transcript
Welcome to Stormester.
My name is Lasse Rimmer,
and I'm the Taskmaster,
so I've called 5 successful,
risk-taking celebrities -
- to solve a number of tasks
I have come up with.
Let's see who they are.
If you were to make
the perfect boy band, -
- you probably wouldn’t include
Christian Fuhlendorff. [comedian]
She’s a role model
for every young girl -
who dreams of becoming
the next Lina Rafn, -
- the first Lina Rafn. [singer-VJ;
member of the band Infernal]
He's an old sailor, an experienced
comedian, 90 years of mind, -
- but still looks just
like a happy, young lad, -
- Nikolaj Stokholm.
The man who has more costume changes
than the others combined, Ruben Søltoft. [comedian]
Known not only from
Midsommer, [TV show] -
- but also from all other times
of the year, Julie Ølgaard. [actor]
I take responsibility for choosing
these 5 creative people, -
- because I’ve wondered how
five different creative minds -
- would solve exactly the same task.
Sometimes it keeps me up at night.
You can watch the tasks at home and see -
- whether you can come up
with a better solution, -
- one that our five participants
didn’t figure out.
None of the participants know how
the other 4 have coped with the tasks.
But they’ll find out tonight
if they've satisfied me, -
- who decides who has done best -
- and runs off with the prizes.
As always, I'm flanked
by my personal assistant -
- and faithful squire who carries
me through life, Mark Le Fevre.
Mark has spent part of this spring -
following our 5 participants, -
measuring, taking times, and
keeping track of everything.
But first we need to find out
what we're vying for tonight.
We have asked one of the participants
to bring a personal possession, -
- which the winner is allowed
to take home for eternal ownership.
We have asked the participants to bring things,
- that they have the
hardest time doing without.
The person who has a thing with you
today is you, Nikolaj Stokholm.
- Yes. Should I explain?
- Yes, please.
I asked Honeybuns at home ...
- I have to stop you there. Honeybuns? Grandma?
- No, that's not correct.
Lasse, that's a good question
you ask as a taskmaster.
Christian, stop.
It's too early.
That's pandering, Christian
Fuhlendorff, and I love it.
We interrupted Nikolaj Stokholm.
Honeybuns ...
It doesn’t matter.
I'd rather listen to you, Lasse.
I don’t know who Honeybuns is.
I'm married to Isabella
and call her Honeybuns.
I asked Honeybuns at home, -
what would be the most
important thing in our home, -
- and she said, “You're thinking of
anything but your wedding ring?"
Then I think, when she says that ...
I don’t have a ring on now, because
it’s on the prize podium.
- That’s your actual wedding ring?
- Yes, it's up there now.
So it would be good if I won today.
Otherwise, Honeybuns will get
a new last name tonight, -
- because, I guess, she goes along
with the wedding ring.
That's right.
- Good luck.
- Yes, no pressure.
The 5 participants are also
vying for a season prize.
The one who performs best over all 8 programs, -
- can boast of this fleshy brass.
Let's get started with the first task, -
- which our participants have solved
at my residence in Charlottenlund.
- Right, Mark?
- Very much.
- You can hear them read the task aloud.
- I want that.
Then that is how it will be.
Time for tea.
Now the fun begins, yes?
Is that snuff?
No, it’s tea bags.
"Throw a tea bag in a mug from
the longest possible distance."
"Longest throw wins."
"You have half an hour."
"Longest throw wins.
You have half an hour. Time starts now. "
Earl Grey.
An easy-to-understand
task to start with.
5 different creative people
try to figure out, -
- how to throw a tea bag as far as
possible so that it lands in a cup.
Can you just ...
Mark's effort isn’t for
5 points or a first place, -
- but nicely done, and you're on the list.
I am very satisfied.
Let’s unleash the excitement and look
at the first participant solution.
- Who are we seeing?
- My script says Lina Rafn.
"You have half an hour. Time starts now."
Okay, I'm starting to practice.
Move!
I might as well aim far.
- Aim high, right?
- Yes.
I have half an hour,
so I can just let loose.
It’s on the line.
. 5 meters ... 6 ...
- 6 meters.
This is where an ambitious lady should say, -
I have time left and
could try a longer throw, -
- but I think 6 meters is fine,
so we’ll leave it there.
Au revoir.
What are the sounds you made along the way?
Is it because this house borders ...
I sound a bit like Marge Simpson,
and I don’t like that.
Next door to the house is
Charlottenlund Trotting Track, -
- and there were some neighs along the way.
It's me, a fusion of a horse and Marge.
- That’s so funny, Lasse.
- I said that.
You're dancing on a knife edge, but
let's see how it goes, Fuhlendorff.
How was it for Lina?
Do you have have any numbers?
Lina threw 19 loose tea bags.
Then she changed tactics to handfuls,
and it turned into 104 tea bags.
So 123 tea bags in total over
6 minutes 51 seconds.
I need points for perseverance.
Lina, you had half an hour and spent
less than one-fourth of the time.
In return, we know how
many meters you threw.
6 meters 3 centimeters.
Congratulations, Lina Rafn.
Who is the next participant?
You can get Nikolaj Stokholm if you want.
I want to.
I'm out of here.
You guys coming, or what?
- Hey you.
- Hello.
It's pretty far up here, so I thought
I'd throw into the cup from here.
Okay.
Now we’re getting impatient.
It was an original solution to throw down.
There I think "far up, down, over,
my worldview is broad, go ahead".
Nikolaj Stokholm, what is your assessment?
Do you think you’ve taken the lead?
I don’t, because I just thought that
it’s probably not 6 meters up.
- Do you know who knows?
- Mark.
It was actually 6.20 meters.
We’ve found out how quickly
the positions can change.
But let's see how Fuhlendorff has fared.
Down in the mug ... down in *a* mug.
- Mark, can you bring the tea with you?
- Yes.
That’s one.
5.50 m.
I can do better.
Make them wet.
This might be smarter.
Now I’ve put water on them.
Then they might be heavier.
I can throw them much farther now.
Let’s try everything possible.
12.80 meters.
Then we must be able to get around
on the other side of the fence.
- Then we have to remove all the tea bags.
- I'll help with that.
Are we still recording?
Have we turned it off?
Well, then I'm going in.
I have to go in
and lie down a little.
Impressive.
Christian Fuhlendorff, you're the first
contestant to figure out three things:
1. You may be able to toss longer
if you make the tea bags wet.
2. You can use more than
one mug, if you want to.
3. And there are no bonus
points for enthusiasm, -
- so why look like you're having fun?
I was tired.
I’d been throwing for 25 minutes.
- We’d just arrived for the day.
- And you're exhausted from the start.
I have small children, two children ...
I had driven my daughter to school ...
... and I always pass the
orphanage and deliver food.
Are there minus points for lying?
I would like to know.
Then it can be many minus
points during a season.
No, I was tired.
It was early in the morning.
You don’t have to explain yourself.
What matters is how far you threw.
It was 17.59 meters.
Best result so far.
We have two left.
Who are we going to see now?
I want to show you Julie Ølgaard.
Give in to that desire.
Okay, a mug.
What is a mug?
Who says a bucket is not a mug?
Could this be a mug?
Can't you say that a mug is
something you can drink from?
If I can put liquid in and Mark
can drink from it, then it's a mug.
We'll see if we can drink from it.
I'm just getting something ... delicious.
Google “mug” and get a definition of it.
If you google long enough, you will usually
find what you are looking for, -
- and you can find a mug like this.
Do we agree it's a mug?
I just pour the water out.
We're going outside. There’s no room
in here. I have big ambitions.
- Are you taking the mug?
- I have ... the mug.
Then we just have to be careful
we don’t get run over by a horse.
Now this is fucking great.
Shut up, it's bad.
7 meters and ... 70.
Let’s go drink a mug
of tea. It’s on me.
Julie, the crucial question is:
Was it a mug?
I think so.
In that case, I'm not stopping
by for coffee tomorrow.
When I was younger and on vacation,
there could be small bowls, -
- and then you drank from it.
You may be privileged enough
that there were always mugs, -
- but we took what we could get.
It's not a mug. Is it?
You said yes to it being a mug.
I was forced to say yes.
Mark, what is the definition of a mug?
According to Wikipedia,
and now I'm just reading:
"A mug is a cup where the height is
typically greater than the diameter.
Unlike coffee and tea cups,
saucers are not used."
"Where the height is
greater than the diameter."
I think we need to define
something about this program.
You are saved by the
little word "typically”.
I accept, but how far did Julie throw?
7.70 meters.
We have seen several
different solutions so far.
Are there solutions we haven’t seen yet?
There's Ruben's solution.
- It's different.
- I want to see it.
- What are the tactics?
- We're going high up.
- How far away is Bakken? [amusement park]
- 5 minutes.
Depending on how fast you drive.
We're here.
Doesn’t it go quite high?
Yes, higher than I’d like.
- How much time has passed?
- A little more than 17 minutes.
- Is the cup good enough?
- It's fine.
We are probably high up.
- Did I hit it?
- No.
- Are we close?
- Yes, you hit me.
- Are we close?
- You hit me all the time.
Mark, take the cup in
your hand and try to catch.
It doesn’t say you can’t.
YES!
We got it!
How cool!
You're a young lad, Ruben Søltoft. Was that the best
solution you could come up with, -
- or did you just want to go to Bakken?
I just wanted to go to Bakken
... there’s no excuse.
Did you get carsick when you
passed a bunch of Nordic walkers?
They were just about to move.
I got a little dizzy up there.
How far did he throw?
7.90 meters.
Thus, we have the first place.
Christian Fuhlendorff has 5 points ...
... with his 17.59 m.
4 points for Ruben with 7.90 m.
3 points to Julie Ølgaard with 7.70 m.
2 points to Nikolaj Stokholm, 6.20 m.
And 1 point to Lina Rafn ...
with a measly 6 meters.
That’s the score so far, in case
anyone was wondering.
I've written so many tasks, I have no idea which we're
doing now, Mark Le Fevre. Can you enlighten me a little?
Yes, I think we should see the
participants read the task aloud.
- Hi, Ruben.
- Hello.
- I'm guessing this is my task?
- Correct.
Having a sausage?
Do you want it?
I can’t eat any more.
What do I need?
"First to sneeze wins.
Time starts now."
That’s impossible!
Lina Rafn, why is that impossible?
- You can never sneeze on command.
- That's the task.
Yes, and you can’t.
I state the obvious.
I'm looking forward to seeing Julie's.
"What's a sneeze?"
I agree with Stokholm.
Can I see Julie first?
Yes, no problem.
I'm starting.
Time starts.
It's uncomfortable.
That's weird.
- Julie ...
- I can’t.
- I can’t.
- Only 30 seconds have passed.
There you go! Solved!
Is it?
Two sneezes came in 30 seconds.
I don't think the others did as well.
Thanks for that. See you.
Hello, hello.
- Was that a sneeze?
- Yes ... There were two.
Mark ...
I think others heard two.
So, Julie, you're standing your ground
that this was a sneeze?
Hard to judge, because people
sneeze very differently.
Hi.
- It's Julie Ølgaard.
- Hello.
This is Karma, 12 years old,
- right on the edge of perhaps the
most important years of growing up.
If she loses faith in
being able to trust adults ...
... it could break her faith in humanity -
- and lead her into
alcoholism and drug abuse.
Karma, now I want to ask Julie
to say something to you.
Julie, look Karma in the eye
and say it was a sneeze.
I had a small feather
and tickled my nose.
Then I sneezed once ...
and then I sneezed again.
It turned into two sneezes.
And now, what you're seeing is a
grown man doubting the word of a woman.
And that’s the lesson here.
You said you sneezed twice.
Thank you, Karma.
Women are worst against women,
and you’re full of lies.
I would never claim you're lying,
- but good luck to Karma
with her life ahead.
I'm sure we can see her
in a documentary in a few years.
Julie stood her ground on the sneeze,
and I have to believe her.
- So her time is noted as ...
- 35 seconds.
Who are we going to see now?
I have made a cocktail of
Lina Rafn and Nikolaj Stokholm.
- What do you need?
- I need some pepper.
Black pepper.
I have no idea if it works
or if it's a fairy tale.
What to do, sniff it or what?
It's not even close to tickling.
Pepper and candles.
- What are you trying to do now?
- I have no idea.
Are you working on the
spice base for chili con carne?
It does something, but it’s not enough.
I don’t want to sniff it up,
because it really hurts.
I suffer, even if I have
to use Otrivin [nose spray].
Why are you using hair dye?
- What? It's hair dye?
- Yes.
I don’t know if I am allergic.
I'm giving up.
Stop!
"First to sneeze wins. Time starts now."
You were the first of us to sneeze.
Nikolaj “Loophole” Stokholm ...
... trying to sneak under
where the fence is highest.
Do you think you
solved that task yourself?
Yes.
The task was not "the first
to see someone sneeze".
It said "the first to sneeze wins".
- And who was that?
- Mark.
Mark has won.
We don’t need to discuss that,
because Mark is NEVER the winner.
We must see all participants.
Who do you have for me now?
So let's see Ruben Søltoft.
What did you find?
Cotton balls.
Whoa, nothing happens.
Where is the trigger for sneezing?
Very allergic to all sorts of things.
- What?
- Dust. A really dusty place.
Under the sofa, for example.
Whew. It usually works.
Mark, then you have to put something ...
I just needed to ... my back!
This is really cool.
Such a bear.
Whoa, that's dirty.
No, don’t sneeze now.
A vacuum cleaner.
That's the very best.
Dust fumes come up.
Whew ... whew.
- Do you want to give up?
- No.
- Not at all?
- I sneeze so much ... daily.
You are a dust allergy sufferer.
You have now found out that
you are not allergic to dust.
One could just say “a-choo” and go to lunch.
Yes, all it costs is a
black spot on your soul.
You've got a new catchphrase: “Whew”.
I counted. You said it 104 times.
Surely that’s worth a point.
When I read the task, I thought "yes", -
- because I'm good at sneezing ... normally.
We have no time on Ruben Søltoft.
Please tell me that Christian Fuhlendorff
has solved the task.
- He has tried.
- Let's see.
What the hell are you sneezing at?
Is it going up your nose?
It has to be something small that
goes up and bothers the nose.
What can make me sneeze?
Pull out a nose hair.
It just hurts.
I don 't know how to sneeze.
Can I get you to do that into my face?
Yes.
I give up, but it was all worth it.
This is what I love
when it comes to television.
I'm going to sit proud and say -
- "like, look, darling, children, father".
- Let that be the final words.
- Yes.
(sneezes) You're fucking kidding me!
That was a forceful sneeze.
Did you get it on audio?
We did.
He comes out into the kitchen, past
the door, and then he sneezes.
There was a sneeze.
It’s approved.
Wait, can I just ...
Honesty is important.
It was fake.
It wasn’t a real sneeze.
When it comes to family entertainment,
you have to be honest.
I know I faked sneezing so well
that people believed it.
We were ready to note
you for a time of ...
22 minutes 21 seconds.
But instead, you are disqualified.
I have no acting education, but
the sneeze was so well played.
You played really well.
We must now have clarified, -
- whether any of the participants have
sneezed and qualified for points?
- Yes.
- Let me hear.
There are 5 points for Julie Ølgaard.
Thanks.
4 points for Ruben, who sneezed
between two tasks, -
- that we recorded the next day.
3 points to Lina Rafn.
Explain why.
Lina sent an SMS after 28 hours
16 minutes 4 seconds.
So it's done.
I accept that you speak the truth, -
- because if you have to lie about
having sneezed, why wait 28 hours?
So we buy it. That is, 3 have received points
and 2 have been disqualified.
Yes, 0 points for both ...
I'm the only one in this studio
who has anything at stake!
That's not fair!
I'm a man under pressure, Lasse!
And, Stokholm, the amount of pressure you’re
under, we'll know from the overall score.
It's a tie between Julie and Ruben.
- Are you okay, Nikolaj?
- It's deeply uncomfortable.
You are definitely at the back,
at the bottom of the field.
I'm used to that, just not
having my wedding ring in play.
You can call me Mr. Honeybuns
the rest of the evening.
Please don’t touch me.
We have had tasks that can be measured.
How about something that is a bit creative?
Here I come.
I have one with something backwards.
Ask me for it.
I want something with something backwards.
Goodbye.
Can I do it again?
It was a bad entrance.
Hello, hello.
Hi, little friend.
"Do something that looks great
when played backwards."
"You have 10 minutes to plan and
10 minutes to complete the task.
Time starts now.”
Guess I’ll have to do it.
If I could give birth, it could be wild.
I can leave you guys now, right?
It's just right with the time limits, -
10 minutes to plan and 10 minutes to execute,
- and you think “I’ll give birth".
Julie could probably do that.
She will argue for "what is a birth?".
- Can I see Ruben first?
- Yes.
How nice. I liked it.
I was absolutely delighted.
You start by thinking "it must be
something where Lasse is God".
- And think backwards from there.
- Yes.
- You're an early favorite.
- Thank you.
- Do I have to see Stokholm?
- Yes.
Hi, Lasse Rimmer.
"Mlohkots Jalokin jeh" [Hi, Nikolaj Stokholm]
Nikolaj, I actually liked that.
I'm probably still leaning toward Ruben.
- Let's watch Lina's movie.
- Let's see Lina.
I have to hand it to you, Lina.
That was what I could get in 10 minutes.
I was trying to get a picture of you, -
- but there was nothing I could paint on.
You always have a picture of your band?
Not a bad idea, and the music was nice.
Definitely.
- Who do we see now?
- Fuhlendorff.
Can't you just play it backwards?
Solved.
When I read this out loud, I got
the idea to play it backwards, -
- then I have a work of art.
It's going so fast in my head
that I'm making it up, -
- makes it and pulls me out of it
and leaves the artwork standing.
I don’t want to say great, because you
can’t say that about yourself, but ...
... it's really nice.
Great that you just declared your
own movie a masterpiece and great.
Let's see if I agree,
but first we'll see the last movie.
Yes, Julie Ølgaard, trained actress
and experienced in film.
Ready?
It's going to be stupid.
You start on the ladder, Mark.
Lots of foam.
Then banana and then scrub.
And goodbye.
Damn good.
It's fun. Fat.
It's beautiful.
Julie, did I ever hurt you
and this is your revenge?
No, it's a tribute to Charlie Chaplin.
- Yes, I'm backing you up.
- Thank you, Christian.
What is that movie about?
It's a story I've written myself.
It's about a young window cleaner,
- who polishes, and how hard it is.
Then he falls off the ladder
because he is eating the banana.
Then his angry boss comes
and hits him on the head.
Then he takes the bucket of water,
pours it on the boss’ head, -
- and he happens to have a balloon in his mouth.
- It's almost French film noir.
- It's exactly film noir.
I'm going to wait for it
to come with subtitles.
I have written the script and everything.
- How long did it take?
- About 1 minute.
I'm going to give points now.
Ruben, you were an early favorite.
It's you still, so 5 points for you.
Definitely the finest movie.
Not for "hello, Lasse Rimmer",
but for driving backwards ...
Am I on the board?
- Nikolaj Stokholm.
- YES!
Then there are 3 points for Lina,
very well thought out.
Julie, it helps you, -
- that vomiting food was only part of your movie.
2 points for Julie, and 1 for Fuhlendorff.
What is the overall position?
Ruben Søltoft has the clear
lead with 13 points.
It's not as bad as it used to be, Nikolaj.
Should we go on an adventure
with the next task?
Yes, let’s. We went past
Charlottenlund Fort.
I would like to see that.
- Hi, Mark.
- Hey, Nikolai.
Mark and the three red balls.
I'm not feeling great.
I'm not feeling super today.
- There is a task on one of them.
- I noticed that.
- You just take it.
- I’ll pilates-roll over to it.
"In the three balloons, there’s a child."
- That’s a lie. It does not say that.
- No.
"Place the three yoga balls on
the yoga mat on the hilltop."
The task is completed when all the
balls are fully on the mat."
“Fastest time ... wins."
"Time starts now."
Which hill? That one?
On the hilltop?
Was it the steepest one you could find?
- We live in a flat country.
- Yes.
Mark, are there rules to clarify?
Not immediately, but I can do it anyway.
The balls must be on the mat on the hilltop,
the huge hill in the background.
- There was doubt about that.
- It didn’t say so specifically.
Can we see several different
solutions at once, Mark?
I made a sandwich with the three blondes, -
- Julie, Lina and Stokholm.
Yoga mat, okay.
I have to locate a yoga mat.
Where's the mat?
What did it say?
- On the hilltop.
- Then it's a good idea.
- Take a ball.
- It's not because I don’t want to.
Yes. Come on, take a ball.
Help me then.
It doesn’t say that you can’t.
Where the hell is that yoga mat?
Piss!
Where is the yoga mat?
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
I can see it.
It's flying.
- We're trying again. Come on, Mark.
- I'm coming.
Where's the mat, Mark?!
What did the task say?
It says I have to put ...
... the three balls on a mat on the hilltop!
Where the hell ...
There's only that left.
I can only hold one at a time,
so it's up and down, up and down.
- I found it, Mark!
- Good, Nikolaj!
- It's on the other hilltop!
- Well.
- Thanks for the help!
- Anytime.
No.
What the hell can I do about the wind?
The wind is not my friend.
It's okay, nothing happened.
Then we'll just go right up here.
That's damn good.
They blow away once I have laid one.
I have put the mat over it,
and I hope it stays.
Hello, hello.
I'm not sure this is any faster.
It's blowing too much for
the task to succeed, Mark!
No!
Okay.
1, 2 ... Come on, Mark.
3, stop the time.
- [In bad German:] Stop the time.
- Yes, time has stopped.
Shut up, that was hard.
I'm just going to take this one.
So these are on the mat now?
- Yes, you can say that.
- Then we'll probably stop time.
It is stopped and a nice pose
by Lina Rafn from Infernal.
A frustrating task?
I would venture that my day
was especially windy.
I also tried to place my first ball there, -
- where you had placed yours,
Stokholm, and it flew down.
It didn’t blow much on my day,
and I still had trouble.
It helped you guessed the wrong hill.
It was completely deliberate.
- So you could see the right one?
- Exactly.
Sometimes you have to step up
a bit when you’re my height.
It was a hard day’s work, -
- but are there other ways to solve the task?
There may be something that
is less physically demanding.
- Who?
- Christian Fuhlendorff.
You're so close.
Yes, but just not on top.
Yeah.
- I'm really not feeling well.
- Then sit down for a while.
Yes, Fuhlendorff ...
You are not on top, and the balls
didn’t end up there either.
It doesn’t say that either.
The task is "place the yoga balls on
the yoga mat on the hilltop".
I didn’t write anything about
not being allowed to move it.
So far he has the best time,
but we are missing Ruben.
No!
Can I borrow a phone?
I would like to order a taxi
at Charlottenlund Fort.
Ruben Søltoft.
Yes, the Ruben Søltoft.
Do you think a car
can drive up the hill?
Hi.
Will you help me for 2 seconds?
I need some balls up
at the top of the hill.
- Should I go up with it?
- Yes, with me as a team.
- Do you live here?
- I live in Holland. I’m on vacation.
- But you are Danish?
- No, Dutch.
Then we just have to get up here.
It's Ruben.
I'm by the cannons.
Yes, that's good. Hi.
- What's your name?
- Sylvia.
Your taxi has arrived.
- Congratulations.
- Perfect.
Let's go down again, Sylvia.
I have ordered a taxi for you
as a thank you for the help.
It's been a long time since there has
been such a beautiful collaboration -
- between Denmark and the Netherlands.
Drive her home at my expense.
- Tell him where you live.
- I live here.
Yes, you just have to go right over there.
- The task is solved.
- Thank you.
Ruben, you have a reputation
for being the ladies' man.
Has any woman rejected you, -
- if you offered to pay for a taxi home?
No. And it’s smooth to order the
taxi before meeting the woman.
A beautiful and original effort.
I'm not sure you're as fast as Fuhlendorff.
Let's hear the scores.
We have 5 points for Christian Fuhlendorff, -
- who completed the task
in 1 minute 40 seconds.
4 points for Julie Ølgard,
5 minutes 18 seconds.
3 points for Nikolaj Stokholm ...
- How much?
- 3 points.
How wonderful.
He managed it in 13 minutes 44 seconds.
2 points to Ruben Søltoft
with 13 minutes 52 seconds.
And last 1 point for Lina Rafn,
16 minutes 5 seconds.
This is how the points are
distributed in the ball task.
Should we look at the overall position?
Ruben leads by 1 point over Julie.
We have a single task left.
Now we have to look ahead, because
the last task tonight will happen -
- as it will for the next 8 weeks,
right here on stage, right now.
We have got our participants up
and ready for the last task, -
- which will reveal whether
Ruben can defend his lead.
Mark, what is the task?
I think Ruben should read it.
"Inflate the largest balloon while blindfolded.
You have 100 seconds and 1 balloon."
Do we all win if a big
balloon is just inflated?
- Mark, there’s some confusion.
- I’ll explain.
You are blindfolded.
When I whistle, you have 100 seconds
to inflate the biggest balloon.
Before the 100 seconds have elapsed, you
must have tied a knot on the balloon.
The balloon that has the
largest circumference is the winner.
If the balloon bursts, you're out.
Blindfolded, Ruben.
The time has started.
5, 4, 3 ...
Christian ...
Did you just take the blindfold
off before the time was up, -
- and pop Ruben’s balloon?
It said “blow while blindfolded".
I was done blowing.
Which balloon is the largest?
I’d say Christian has inflated
the largest balloon.
Then it’s Lina Rafn.
I have a hard time assessing the
difference between Stokholm and Julie.
Let me put on my glasses ...
... so I can be sure.
You forgot to tie the knot, Stokholm.
How annoying.
Then it’s not difficult to determine.
Fuhlendorff’s is largest,
Lina's second largest, -
- then Julie and Stokholm follow, but ...
Due to lack of sportsmanship -
- Fuhlendorff has to give
his balloon to Ruben.
So Ruben 5 points, Lina 4,
Julie 3, Stokholm 2 ...
... and a little far from the victory and
the wedding ring you put at stake.
What does this mean for the overall position?
We have a solid victor
in Ruben Søltoft!
- Go up and collect your prize.
- The ring is yours.
Nikolaj, that’s the risk when
gambling with a wedding ring.
That’s how things ended up in
the first episode of Stormester, -
- but there are more tasks
next week. Thanks for tonight.
Danish text: TopTexT
Kjeld Melchiorsen
My name is Lasse Rimmer,
and I'm the Taskmaster,
so I've called 5 successful,
risk-taking celebrities -
- to solve a number of tasks
I have come up with.
Let's see who they are.
If you were to make
the perfect boy band, -
- you probably wouldn’t include
Christian Fuhlendorff. [comedian]
She’s a role model
for every young girl -
who dreams of becoming
the next Lina Rafn, -
- the first Lina Rafn. [singer-VJ;
member of the band Infernal]
He's an old sailor, an experienced
comedian, 90 years of mind, -
- but still looks just
like a happy, young lad, -
- Nikolaj Stokholm.
The man who has more costume changes
than the others combined, Ruben Søltoft. [comedian]
Known not only from
Midsommer, [TV show] -
- but also from all other times
of the year, Julie Ølgaard. [actor]
I take responsibility for choosing
these 5 creative people, -
- because I’ve wondered how
five different creative minds -
- would solve exactly the same task.
Sometimes it keeps me up at night.
You can watch the tasks at home and see -
- whether you can come up
with a better solution, -
- one that our five participants
didn’t figure out.
None of the participants know how
the other 4 have coped with the tasks.
But they’ll find out tonight
if they've satisfied me, -
- who decides who has done best -
- and runs off with the prizes.
As always, I'm flanked
by my personal assistant -
- and faithful squire who carries
me through life, Mark Le Fevre.
Mark has spent part of this spring -
following our 5 participants, -
measuring, taking times, and
keeping track of everything.
But first we need to find out
what we're vying for tonight.
We have asked one of the participants
to bring a personal possession, -
- which the winner is allowed
to take home for eternal ownership.
We have asked the participants to bring things,
- that they have the
hardest time doing without.
The person who has a thing with you
today is you, Nikolaj Stokholm.
- Yes. Should I explain?
- Yes, please.
I asked Honeybuns at home ...
- I have to stop you there. Honeybuns? Grandma?
- No, that's not correct.
Lasse, that's a good question
you ask as a taskmaster.
Christian, stop.
It's too early.
That's pandering, Christian
Fuhlendorff, and I love it.
We interrupted Nikolaj Stokholm.
Honeybuns ...
It doesn’t matter.
I'd rather listen to you, Lasse.
I don’t know who Honeybuns is.
I'm married to Isabella
and call her Honeybuns.
I asked Honeybuns at home, -
what would be the most
important thing in our home, -
- and she said, “You're thinking of
anything but your wedding ring?"
Then I think, when she says that ...
I don’t have a ring on now, because
it’s on the prize podium.
- That’s your actual wedding ring?
- Yes, it's up there now.
So it would be good if I won today.
Otherwise, Honeybuns will get
a new last name tonight, -
- because, I guess, she goes along
with the wedding ring.
That's right.
- Good luck.
- Yes, no pressure.
The 5 participants are also
vying for a season prize.
The one who performs best over all 8 programs, -
- can boast of this fleshy brass.
Let's get started with the first task, -
- which our participants have solved
at my residence in Charlottenlund.
- Right, Mark?
- Very much.
- You can hear them read the task aloud.
- I want that.
Then that is how it will be.
Time for tea.
Now the fun begins, yes?
Is that snuff?
No, it’s tea bags.
"Throw a tea bag in a mug from
the longest possible distance."
"Longest throw wins."
"You have half an hour."
"Longest throw wins.
You have half an hour. Time starts now. "
Earl Grey.
An easy-to-understand
task to start with.
5 different creative people
try to figure out, -
- how to throw a tea bag as far as
possible so that it lands in a cup.
Can you just ...
Mark's effort isn’t for
5 points or a first place, -
- but nicely done, and you're on the list.
I am very satisfied.
Let’s unleash the excitement and look
at the first participant solution.
- Who are we seeing?
- My script says Lina Rafn.
"You have half an hour. Time starts now."
Okay, I'm starting to practice.
Move!
I might as well aim far.
- Aim high, right?
- Yes.
I have half an hour,
so I can just let loose.
It’s on the line.
. 5 meters ... 6 ...
- 6 meters.
This is where an ambitious lady should say, -
I have time left and
could try a longer throw, -
- but I think 6 meters is fine,
so we’ll leave it there.
Au revoir.
What are the sounds you made along the way?
Is it because this house borders ...
I sound a bit like Marge Simpson,
and I don’t like that.
Next door to the house is
Charlottenlund Trotting Track, -
- and there were some neighs along the way.
It's me, a fusion of a horse and Marge.
- That’s so funny, Lasse.
- I said that.
You're dancing on a knife edge, but
let's see how it goes, Fuhlendorff.
How was it for Lina?
Do you have have any numbers?
Lina threw 19 loose tea bags.
Then she changed tactics to handfuls,
and it turned into 104 tea bags.
So 123 tea bags in total over
6 minutes 51 seconds.
I need points for perseverance.
Lina, you had half an hour and spent
less than one-fourth of the time.
In return, we know how
many meters you threw.
6 meters 3 centimeters.
Congratulations, Lina Rafn.
Who is the next participant?
You can get Nikolaj Stokholm if you want.
I want to.
I'm out of here.
You guys coming, or what?
- Hey you.
- Hello.
It's pretty far up here, so I thought
I'd throw into the cup from here.
Okay.
Now we’re getting impatient.
It was an original solution to throw down.
There I think "far up, down, over,
my worldview is broad, go ahead".
Nikolaj Stokholm, what is your assessment?
Do you think you’ve taken the lead?
I don’t, because I just thought that
it’s probably not 6 meters up.
- Do you know who knows?
- Mark.
It was actually 6.20 meters.
We’ve found out how quickly
the positions can change.
But let's see how Fuhlendorff has fared.
Down in the mug ... down in *a* mug.
- Mark, can you bring the tea with you?
- Yes.
That’s one.
5.50 m.
I can do better.
Make them wet.
This might be smarter.
Now I’ve put water on them.
Then they might be heavier.
I can throw them much farther now.
Let’s try everything possible.
12.80 meters.
Then we must be able to get around
on the other side of the fence.
- Then we have to remove all the tea bags.
- I'll help with that.
Are we still recording?
Have we turned it off?
Well, then I'm going in.
I have to go in
and lie down a little.
Impressive.
Christian Fuhlendorff, you're the first
contestant to figure out three things:
1. You may be able to toss longer
if you make the tea bags wet.
2. You can use more than
one mug, if you want to.
3. And there are no bonus
points for enthusiasm, -
- so why look like you're having fun?
I was tired.
I’d been throwing for 25 minutes.
- We’d just arrived for the day.
- And you're exhausted from the start.
I have small children, two children ...
I had driven my daughter to school ...
... and I always pass the
orphanage and deliver food.
Are there minus points for lying?
I would like to know.
Then it can be many minus
points during a season.
No, I was tired.
It was early in the morning.
You don’t have to explain yourself.
What matters is how far you threw.
It was 17.59 meters.
Best result so far.
We have two left.
Who are we going to see now?
I want to show you Julie Ølgaard.
Give in to that desire.
Okay, a mug.
What is a mug?
Who says a bucket is not a mug?
Could this be a mug?
Can't you say that a mug is
something you can drink from?
If I can put liquid in and Mark
can drink from it, then it's a mug.
We'll see if we can drink from it.
I'm just getting something ... delicious.
Google “mug” and get a definition of it.
If you google long enough, you will usually
find what you are looking for, -
- and you can find a mug like this.
Do we agree it's a mug?
I just pour the water out.
We're going outside. There’s no room
in here. I have big ambitions.
- Are you taking the mug?
- I have ... the mug.
Then we just have to be careful
we don’t get run over by a horse.
Now this is fucking great.
Shut up, it's bad.
7 meters and ... 70.
Let’s go drink a mug
of tea. It’s on me.
Julie, the crucial question is:
Was it a mug?
I think so.
In that case, I'm not stopping
by for coffee tomorrow.
When I was younger and on vacation,
there could be small bowls, -
- and then you drank from it.
You may be privileged enough
that there were always mugs, -
- but we took what we could get.
It's not a mug. Is it?
You said yes to it being a mug.
I was forced to say yes.
Mark, what is the definition of a mug?
According to Wikipedia,
and now I'm just reading:
"A mug is a cup where the height is
typically greater than the diameter.
Unlike coffee and tea cups,
saucers are not used."
"Where the height is
greater than the diameter."
I think we need to define
something about this program.
You are saved by the
little word "typically”.
I accept, but how far did Julie throw?
7.70 meters.
We have seen several
different solutions so far.
Are there solutions we haven’t seen yet?
There's Ruben's solution.
- It's different.
- I want to see it.
- What are the tactics?
- We're going high up.
- How far away is Bakken? [amusement park]
- 5 minutes.
Depending on how fast you drive.
We're here.
Doesn’t it go quite high?
Yes, higher than I’d like.
- How much time has passed?
- A little more than 17 minutes.
- Is the cup good enough?
- It's fine.
We are probably high up.
- Did I hit it?
- No.
- Are we close?
- Yes, you hit me.
- Are we close?
- You hit me all the time.
Mark, take the cup in
your hand and try to catch.
It doesn’t say you can’t.
YES!
We got it!
How cool!
You're a young lad, Ruben Søltoft. Was that the best
solution you could come up with, -
- or did you just want to go to Bakken?
I just wanted to go to Bakken
... there’s no excuse.
Did you get carsick when you
passed a bunch of Nordic walkers?
They were just about to move.
I got a little dizzy up there.
How far did he throw?
7.90 meters.
Thus, we have the first place.
Christian Fuhlendorff has 5 points ...
... with his 17.59 m.
4 points for Ruben with 7.90 m.
3 points to Julie Ølgaard with 7.70 m.
2 points to Nikolaj Stokholm, 6.20 m.
And 1 point to Lina Rafn ...
with a measly 6 meters.
That’s the score so far, in case
anyone was wondering.
I've written so many tasks, I have no idea which we're
doing now, Mark Le Fevre. Can you enlighten me a little?
Yes, I think we should see the
participants read the task aloud.
- Hi, Ruben.
- Hello.
- I'm guessing this is my task?
- Correct.
Having a sausage?
Do you want it?
I can’t eat any more.
What do I need?
"First to sneeze wins.
Time starts now."
That’s impossible!
Lina Rafn, why is that impossible?
- You can never sneeze on command.
- That's the task.
Yes, and you can’t.
I state the obvious.
I'm looking forward to seeing Julie's.
"What's a sneeze?"
I agree with Stokholm.
Can I see Julie first?
Yes, no problem.
I'm starting.
Time starts.
It's uncomfortable.
That's weird.
- Julie ...
- I can’t.
- I can’t.
- Only 30 seconds have passed.
There you go! Solved!
Is it?
Two sneezes came in 30 seconds.
I don't think the others did as well.
Thanks for that. See you.
Hello, hello.
- Was that a sneeze?
- Yes ... There were two.
Mark ...
I think others heard two.
So, Julie, you're standing your ground
that this was a sneeze?
Hard to judge, because people
sneeze very differently.
Hi.
- It's Julie Ølgaard.
- Hello.
This is Karma, 12 years old,
- right on the edge of perhaps the
most important years of growing up.
If she loses faith in
being able to trust adults ...
... it could break her faith in humanity -
- and lead her into
alcoholism and drug abuse.
Karma, now I want to ask Julie
to say something to you.
Julie, look Karma in the eye
and say it was a sneeze.
I had a small feather
and tickled my nose.
Then I sneezed once ...
and then I sneezed again.
It turned into two sneezes.
And now, what you're seeing is a
grown man doubting the word of a woman.
And that’s the lesson here.
You said you sneezed twice.
Thank you, Karma.
Women are worst against women,
and you’re full of lies.
I would never claim you're lying,
- but good luck to Karma
with her life ahead.
I'm sure we can see her
in a documentary in a few years.
Julie stood her ground on the sneeze,
and I have to believe her.
- So her time is noted as ...
- 35 seconds.
Who are we going to see now?
I have made a cocktail of
Lina Rafn and Nikolaj Stokholm.
- What do you need?
- I need some pepper.
Black pepper.
I have no idea if it works
or if it's a fairy tale.
What to do, sniff it or what?
It's not even close to tickling.
Pepper and candles.
- What are you trying to do now?
- I have no idea.
Are you working on the
spice base for chili con carne?
It does something, but it’s not enough.
I don’t want to sniff it up,
because it really hurts.
I suffer, even if I have
to use Otrivin [nose spray].
Why are you using hair dye?
- What? It's hair dye?
- Yes.
I don’t know if I am allergic.
I'm giving up.
Stop!
"First to sneeze wins. Time starts now."
You were the first of us to sneeze.
Nikolaj “Loophole” Stokholm ...
... trying to sneak under
where the fence is highest.
Do you think you
solved that task yourself?
Yes.
The task was not "the first
to see someone sneeze".
It said "the first to sneeze wins".
- And who was that?
- Mark.
Mark has won.
We don’t need to discuss that,
because Mark is NEVER the winner.
We must see all participants.
Who do you have for me now?
So let's see Ruben Søltoft.
What did you find?
Cotton balls.
Whoa, nothing happens.
Where is the trigger for sneezing?
Very allergic to all sorts of things.
- What?
- Dust. A really dusty place.
Under the sofa, for example.
Whew. It usually works.
Mark, then you have to put something ...
I just needed to ... my back!
This is really cool.
Such a bear.
Whoa, that's dirty.
No, don’t sneeze now.
A vacuum cleaner.
That's the very best.
Dust fumes come up.
Whew ... whew.
- Do you want to give up?
- No.
- Not at all?
- I sneeze so much ... daily.
You are a dust allergy sufferer.
You have now found out that
you are not allergic to dust.
One could just say “a-choo” and go to lunch.
Yes, all it costs is a
black spot on your soul.
You've got a new catchphrase: “Whew”.
I counted. You said it 104 times.
Surely that’s worth a point.
When I read the task, I thought "yes", -
- because I'm good at sneezing ... normally.
We have no time on Ruben Søltoft.
Please tell me that Christian Fuhlendorff
has solved the task.
- He has tried.
- Let's see.
What the hell are you sneezing at?
Is it going up your nose?
It has to be something small that
goes up and bothers the nose.
What can make me sneeze?
Pull out a nose hair.
It just hurts.
I don 't know how to sneeze.
Can I get you to do that into my face?
Yes.
I give up, but it was all worth it.
This is what I love
when it comes to television.
I'm going to sit proud and say -
- "like, look, darling, children, father".
- Let that be the final words.
- Yes.
(sneezes) You're fucking kidding me!
That was a forceful sneeze.
Did you get it on audio?
We did.
He comes out into the kitchen, past
the door, and then he sneezes.
There was a sneeze.
It’s approved.
Wait, can I just ...
Honesty is important.
It was fake.
It wasn’t a real sneeze.
When it comes to family entertainment,
you have to be honest.
I know I faked sneezing so well
that people believed it.
We were ready to note
you for a time of ...
22 minutes 21 seconds.
But instead, you are disqualified.
I have no acting education, but
the sneeze was so well played.
You played really well.
We must now have clarified, -
- whether any of the participants have
sneezed and qualified for points?
- Yes.
- Let me hear.
There are 5 points for Julie Ølgaard.
Thanks.
4 points for Ruben, who sneezed
between two tasks, -
- that we recorded the next day.
3 points to Lina Rafn.
Explain why.
Lina sent an SMS after 28 hours
16 minutes 4 seconds.
So it's done.
I accept that you speak the truth, -
- because if you have to lie about
having sneezed, why wait 28 hours?
So we buy it. That is, 3 have received points
and 2 have been disqualified.
Yes, 0 points for both ...
I'm the only one in this studio
who has anything at stake!
That's not fair!
I'm a man under pressure, Lasse!
And, Stokholm, the amount of pressure you’re
under, we'll know from the overall score.
It's a tie between Julie and Ruben.
- Are you okay, Nikolaj?
- It's deeply uncomfortable.
You are definitely at the back,
at the bottom of the field.
I'm used to that, just not
having my wedding ring in play.
You can call me Mr. Honeybuns
the rest of the evening.
Please don’t touch me.
We have had tasks that can be measured.
How about something that is a bit creative?
Here I come.
I have one with something backwards.
Ask me for it.
I want something with something backwards.
Goodbye.
Can I do it again?
It was a bad entrance.
Hello, hello.
Hi, little friend.
"Do something that looks great
when played backwards."
"You have 10 minutes to plan and
10 minutes to complete the task.
Time starts now.”
Guess I’ll have to do it.
If I could give birth, it could be wild.
I can leave you guys now, right?
It's just right with the time limits, -
10 minutes to plan and 10 minutes to execute,
- and you think “I’ll give birth".
Julie could probably do that.
She will argue for "what is a birth?".
- Can I see Ruben first?
- Yes.
How nice. I liked it.
I was absolutely delighted.
You start by thinking "it must be
something where Lasse is God".
- And think backwards from there.
- Yes.
- You're an early favorite.
- Thank you.
- Do I have to see Stokholm?
- Yes.
Hi, Lasse Rimmer.
"Mlohkots Jalokin jeh" [Hi, Nikolaj Stokholm]
Nikolaj, I actually liked that.
I'm probably still leaning toward Ruben.
- Let's watch Lina's movie.
- Let's see Lina.
I have to hand it to you, Lina.
That was what I could get in 10 minutes.
I was trying to get a picture of you, -
- but there was nothing I could paint on.
You always have a picture of your band?
Not a bad idea, and the music was nice.
Definitely.
- Who do we see now?
- Fuhlendorff.
Can't you just play it backwards?
Solved.
When I read this out loud, I got
the idea to play it backwards, -
- then I have a work of art.
It's going so fast in my head
that I'm making it up, -
- makes it and pulls me out of it
and leaves the artwork standing.
I don’t want to say great, because you
can’t say that about yourself, but ...
... it's really nice.
Great that you just declared your
own movie a masterpiece and great.
Let's see if I agree,
but first we'll see the last movie.
Yes, Julie Ølgaard, trained actress
and experienced in film.
Ready?
It's going to be stupid.
You start on the ladder, Mark.
Lots of foam.
Then banana and then scrub.
And goodbye.
Damn good.
It's fun. Fat.
It's beautiful.
Julie, did I ever hurt you
and this is your revenge?
No, it's a tribute to Charlie Chaplin.
- Yes, I'm backing you up.
- Thank you, Christian.
What is that movie about?
It's a story I've written myself.
It's about a young window cleaner,
- who polishes, and how hard it is.
Then he falls off the ladder
because he is eating the banana.
Then his angry boss comes
and hits him on the head.
Then he takes the bucket of water,
pours it on the boss’ head, -
- and he happens to have a balloon in his mouth.
- It's almost French film noir.
- It's exactly film noir.
I'm going to wait for it
to come with subtitles.
I have written the script and everything.
- How long did it take?
- About 1 minute.
I'm going to give points now.
Ruben, you were an early favorite.
It's you still, so 5 points for you.
Definitely the finest movie.
Not for "hello, Lasse Rimmer",
but for driving backwards ...
Am I on the board?
- Nikolaj Stokholm.
- YES!
Then there are 3 points for Lina,
very well thought out.
Julie, it helps you, -
- that vomiting food was only part of your movie.
2 points for Julie, and 1 for Fuhlendorff.
What is the overall position?
Ruben Søltoft has the clear
lead with 13 points.
It's not as bad as it used to be, Nikolaj.
Should we go on an adventure
with the next task?
Yes, let’s. We went past
Charlottenlund Fort.
I would like to see that.
- Hi, Mark.
- Hey, Nikolai.
Mark and the three red balls.
I'm not feeling great.
I'm not feeling super today.
- There is a task on one of them.
- I noticed that.
- You just take it.
- I’ll pilates-roll over to it.
"In the three balloons, there’s a child."
- That’s a lie. It does not say that.
- No.
"Place the three yoga balls on
the yoga mat on the hilltop."
The task is completed when all the
balls are fully on the mat."
“Fastest time ... wins."
"Time starts now."
Which hill? That one?
On the hilltop?
Was it the steepest one you could find?
- We live in a flat country.
- Yes.
Mark, are there rules to clarify?
Not immediately, but I can do it anyway.
The balls must be on the mat on the hilltop,
the huge hill in the background.
- There was doubt about that.
- It didn’t say so specifically.
Can we see several different
solutions at once, Mark?
I made a sandwich with the three blondes, -
- Julie, Lina and Stokholm.
Yoga mat, okay.
I have to locate a yoga mat.
Where's the mat?
What did it say?
- On the hilltop.
- Then it's a good idea.
- Take a ball.
- It's not because I don’t want to.
Yes. Come on, take a ball.
Help me then.
It doesn’t say that you can’t.
Where the hell is that yoga mat?
Piss!
Where is the yoga mat?
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
I can see it.
It's flying.
- We're trying again. Come on, Mark.
- I'm coming.
Where's the mat, Mark?!
What did the task say?
It says I have to put ...
... the three balls on a mat on the hilltop!
Where the hell ...
There's only that left.
I can only hold one at a time,
so it's up and down, up and down.
- I found it, Mark!
- Good, Nikolaj!
- It's on the other hilltop!
- Well.
- Thanks for the help!
- Anytime.
No.
What the hell can I do about the wind?
The wind is not my friend.
It's okay, nothing happened.
Then we'll just go right up here.
That's damn good.
They blow away once I have laid one.
I have put the mat over it,
and I hope it stays.
Hello, hello.
I'm not sure this is any faster.
It's blowing too much for
the task to succeed, Mark!
No!
Okay.
1, 2 ... Come on, Mark.
3, stop the time.
- [In bad German:] Stop the time.
- Yes, time has stopped.
Shut up, that was hard.
I'm just going to take this one.
So these are on the mat now?
- Yes, you can say that.
- Then we'll probably stop time.
It is stopped and a nice pose
by Lina Rafn from Infernal.
A frustrating task?
I would venture that my day
was especially windy.
I also tried to place my first ball there, -
- where you had placed yours,
Stokholm, and it flew down.
It didn’t blow much on my day,
and I still had trouble.
It helped you guessed the wrong hill.
It was completely deliberate.
- So you could see the right one?
- Exactly.
Sometimes you have to step up
a bit when you’re my height.
It was a hard day’s work, -
- but are there other ways to solve the task?
There may be something that
is less physically demanding.
- Who?
- Christian Fuhlendorff.
You're so close.
Yes, but just not on top.
Yeah.
- I'm really not feeling well.
- Then sit down for a while.
Yes, Fuhlendorff ...
You are not on top, and the balls
didn’t end up there either.
It doesn’t say that either.
The task is "place the yoga balls on
the yoga mat on the hilltop".
I didn’t write anything about
not being allowed to move it.
So far he has the best time,
but we are missing Ruben.
No!
Can I borrow a phone?
I would like to order a taxi
at Charlottenlund Fort.
Ruben Søltoft.
Yes, the Ruben Søltoft.
Do you think a car
can drive up the hill?
Hi.
Will you help me for 2 seconds?
I need some balls up
at the top of the hill.
- Should I go up with it?
- Yes, with me as a team.
- Do you live here?
- I live in Holland. I’m on vacation.
- But you are Danish?
- No, Dutch.
Then we just have to get up here.
It's Ruben.
I'm by the cannons.
Yes, that's good. Hi.
- What's your name?
- Sylvia.
Your taxi has arrived.
- Congratulations.
- Perfect.
Let's go down again, Sylvia.
I have ordered a taxi for you
as a thank you for the help.
It's been a long time since there has
been such a beautiful collaboration -
- between Denmark and the Netherlands.
Drive her home at my expense.
- Tell him where you live.
- I live here.
Yes, you just have to go right over there.
- The task is solved.
- Thank you.
Ruben, you have a reputation
for being the ladies' man.
Has any woman rejected you, -
- if you offered to pay for a taxi home?
No. And it’s smooth to order the
taxi before meeting the woman.
A beautiful and original effort.
I'm not sure you're as fast as Fuhlendorff.
Let's hear the scores.
We have 5 points for Christian Fuhlendorff, -
- who completed the task
in 1 minute 40 seconds.
4 points for Julie Ølgard,
5 minutes 18 seconds.
3 points for Nikolaj Stokholm ...
- How much?
- 3 points.
How wonderful.
He managed it in 13 minutes 44 seconds.
2 points to Ruben Søltoft
with 13 minutes 52 seconds.
And last 1 point for Lina Rafn,
16 minutes 5 seconds.
This is how the points are
distributed in the ball task.
Should we look at the overall position?
Ruben leads by 1 point over Julie.
We have a single task left.
Now we have to look ahead, because
the last task tonight will happen -
- as it will for the next 8 weeks,
right here on stage, right now.
We have got our participants up
and ready for the last task, -
- which will reveal whether
Ruben can defend his lead.
Mark, what is the task?
I think Ruben should read it.
"Inflate the largest balloon while blindfolded.
You have 100 seconds and 1 balloon."
Do we all win if a big
balloon is just inflated?
- Mark, there’s some confusion.
- I’ll explain.
You are blindfolded.
When I whistle, you have 100 seconds
to inflate the biggest balloon.
Before the 100 seconds have elapsed, you
must have tied a knot on the balloon.
The balloon that has the
largest circumference is the winner.
If the balloon bursts, you're out.
Blindfolded, Ruben.
The time has started.
5, 4, 3 ...
Christian ...
Did you just take the blindfold
off before the time was up, -
- and pop Ruben’s balloon?
It said “blow while blindfolded".
I was done blowing.
Which balloon is the largest?
I’d say Christian has inflated
the largest balloon.
Then it’s Lina Rafn.
I have a hard time assessing the
difference between Stokholm and Julie.
Let me put on my glasses ...
... so I can be sure.
You forgot to tie the knot, Stokholm.
How annoying.
Then it’s not difficult to determine.
Fuhlendorff’s is largest,
Lina's second largest, -
- then Julie and Stokholm follow, but ...
Due to lack of sportsmanship -
- Fuhlendorff has to give
his balloon to Ruben.
So Ruben 5 points, Lina 4,
Julie 3, Stokholm 2 ...
... and a little far from the victory and
the wedding ring you put at stake.
What does this mean for the overall position?
We have a solid victor
in Ruben Søltoft!
- Go up and collect your prize.
- The ring is yours.
Nikolaj, that’s the risk when
gambling with a wedding ring.
That’s how things ended up in
the first episode of Stormester, -
- but there are more tasks
next week. Thanks for tonight.
Danish text: TopTexT
Kjeld Melchiorsen