Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 49 - Story for Steven - full transcript
Greg tells Steven about how he met Rose and how meeting Rose changed his universe.
[ Mid-tempo guitar music plays ]
>> Steven: Whoo! Go, dad!
>> See? What'd I tell you?
>> Steven: Whoo! Go, dad!
>> See? What'd I tell you?
I may be losing my hair, but
>> see? What'd I tell you?
I may be losing my hair, but
the magic's still there.
I may be losing my hair, but
the magic's still there.
Hmm?
The magic's still there.
Hmm?
>> Steven: Who's with you in
hmm?
>> Steven: Who's with you in
this old picture?
>> Steven: Who's with you in
this old picture?
>> [ Chuckles ]
This old picture?
>> [ Chuckles ]
That's my pal Marty.
>> [ Chuckles ]
That's my pal Marty.
>> Steven: You've never told me
that's my pal Marty.
>> Steven: You've never told me
about him.
>> Steven: You've never told me
about him.
>> Yeah, he's just an old amigo
about him.
>> Yeah, he's just an old amigo
from way back when.
>> Yeah, he's just an old amigo
from way back when.
He's dead to me.
From way back when.
He's dead to me.
>> Steven: Who was he?
He's dead to me.
>> Steven: Who was he?
>> He was my manager back when
>> Steven: Who was he?
>> He was my manager back when
I first met your mom.
>> He was my manager back when
I first met your mom.
I've told you that whole story,
I first met your mom.
I've told you that whole story,
haven't I?
I've told you that whole story,
haven't I?
>> Steven: Not the version with
haven't I?
>> Steven: Not the version with
Marty.
>> Steven: Not the version with
Marty.
>> Geesh.
Marty.
>> Geesh.
Then it's story time.
>> Geesh.
Then it's story time.
Sit back.
Then it's story time.
Sit back.
Get comfy.
Sit back.
Get comfy.
I didn't mean that comfy.
Get comfy.
I didn't mean that comfy.
>> Steven: Story for Steven!
I didn't mean that comfy.
>> Steven: Story for Steven!
>> Okay, okay.
>> Steven: Story for Steven!
>> Okay, okay.
This is the tale of how your
>> okay, okay.
This is the tale of how your
father met your mother.
This is the tale of how your
father met your mother.
Now including Marty.
Father met your mother.
Now including Marty.
[ Up-tempo guitar music plays ]
Now including Marty.
[ Up-tempo guitar music plays ]
[ Electric guitar music plays ]
[ Up-tempo guitar music plays ]
[ Electric guitar music plays ]
♪ some ♪
[ Electric guitar music plays ]
♪ some ♪
♪ say I have no direction ♪
♪ some ♪
♪ say I have no direction ♪
♪ that I'm a light-speed
♪ say I have no direction ♪
♪ that I'm a light-speed
distraction ♪
♪ that I'm a light-speed
distraction ♪
♪ but that's a knee-jerk
distraction ♪
♪ but that's a knee-jerk
reaction ♪
♪ but that's a knee-jerk
reaction ♪
♪ still ♪
Reaction ♪
♪ still ♪
♪ this is the final frontier ♪
♪ still ♪
♪ this is the final frontier ♪
♪ everything is so clear ♪
♪ this is the final frontier ♪
♪ everything is so clear ♪
♪ to my destiny I steer ♪
♪ everything is so clear ♪
♪ to my destiny I steer ♪
♪ this life in the stars
♪ to my destiny I steer ♪
♪ this life in the stars
is all I've ever known ♪
♪ this life in the stars
is all I've ever known ♪
♪ stars and stardust and
is all I've ever known ♪
♪ stars and stardust and
infinite space is my only home ♪
♪ stars and stardust and
infinite space is my only home ♪
♪ but the moment that I hit
infinite space is my only home ♪
♪ but the moment that I hit
the stage ♪
♪ but the moment that I hit
the stage ♪
♪ thousands of voices
the stage ♪
♪ thousands of voices
are calling my name ♪
♪ thousands of voices
are calling my name ♪
♪ and I know in my heart it's
are calling my name ♪
♪ and I know in my heart it's
been worth it all of the while ♪
♪ and I know in my heart it's
been worth it all of the while ♪
♪ and as my albums fly off
been worth it all of the while ♪
♪ and as my albums fly off
of the shelves ♪
♪ and as my albums fly off
of the shelves ♪
♪ handing out autographed pics
of the shelves ♪
♪ handing out autographed pics
of myself ♪
♪ handing out autographed pics
of myself ♪
♪ this life I chose isn't easy
of myself ♪
♪ this life I chose isn't easy
but sure is one heck of a ride ♪
♪ this life I chose isn't easy
but sure is one heck of a ride ♪
♪ at the moment that I hit
but sure is one heck of a ride ♪
♪ at the moment that I hit
the stage ♪
♪ at the moment that I hit
the stage ♪
♪ I hear the Universe calling
the stage ♪
♪ I hear the Universe calling
my name ♪
♪ I hear the Universe calling
my name ♪
♪ and I know deep down
my name ♪
♪ and I know deep down
in my heart ♪
♪ and I know deep down
in my heart ♪
♪ I have nothing to fear ♪
In my heart ♪
♪ I have nothing to fear ♪
♪ and as the solar wind blows
♪ I have nothing to fear ♪
♪ and as the solar wind blows
through my hair ♪
♪ and as the solar wind blows
through my hair ♪
♪ knowing I have so much more
through my hair ♪
♪ knowing I have so much more
left to share ♪
♪ knowing I have so much more
left to share ♪
♪ a wandering spirit
left to share ♪
♪ a wandering spirit
who's tearing its way♪
♪ a wandering spirit
who's tearing its way♪
♪ through the cold atmosphere ♪
Who's tearing its way♪
♪ through the cold atmosphere ♪
♪ I fly like a comet ♪
♪ through the cold atmosphere ♪
♪ I fly like a comet ♪
♪ soar like a comet ♪
♪ I fly like a comet ♪
♪ soar like a comet ♪
♪ crash like a comet ♪
♪ soar like a comet ♪
♪ crash like a comet ♪
♪ I'm just a comet ♪
♪ crash like a comet ♪
♪ I'm just a comet ♪
[ Hands clapping ]
Thanks for coming, everybody.
I'm Mr. Universe.
If you liked what you just
I'm Mr. Universe.
If you liked what you just
heard, go check out our
if you liked what you just
heard, go check out our
merch table.
Heard, go check out our
merch table.
My manager, Marty, can hook
merch table.
My manager, Marty, can hook
you up with cds and t-shirts.
My manager, Marty, can hook
you up with cds and t-shirts.
Oh, wait.
You up with cds and t-shirts.
Oh, wait.
He's not there.
Oh, wait.
He's not there.
I guess I'm going over there
he's not there.
I guess I'm going over there
now.
>> "Space train to the cosmos."
>> Yeah!
♪ one-way ticket ♪
>> Yeah!
♪ one-way ticket ♪
♪ and I'm ready to ri-I-de ♪
♪ one-way ticket ♪
♪ and I'm ready to ri-I-de ♪
>> [ Chuckling ] Oh.
♪ And I'm ready to ri-I-de ♪
>> [ Chuckling ] Oh.
But how will you get back?
>> [ Chuckling ] Oh.
But how will you get back?
>> Back?
But how will you get back?
>> Back?
>> Back to earth?
>> Back?
>> Back to earth?
>> I'm never coming back.
>> Back to earth?
>> I'm never coming back.
>> Ugh, that's awful!
>> I'm never coming back.
>> Ugh, that's awful!
This is your home.
>> Ugh, that's awful!
This is your home.
>> Uh...
This is your home.
>> Uh...
You want that?
>> Uh...
You want that?
You can have it!
You want that?
You can have it!
>> Hmm?
You can have it!
>> Hmm?
>> Oh, and it comes with
>> hmm?
>> Oh, and it comes with
a free t-shirt!
>> Oh, and it comes with
a free t-shirt!
You'll probably need a bigger
a free t-shirt!
You'll probably need a bigger
one.
You'll probably need a bigger
one.
I've got an extra extra-large
one.
I've got an extra extra-large
in my van.
I've got an extra extra-large
in my van.
Stay right there!
In my van.
Stay right there!
>> Starchild!
Stay right there!
>> Starchild!
Meet Vidalia.
>> Starchild!
Meet Vidalia.
>> Nice van.
Meet Vidalia.
>> Nice van.
Really living the high life.
>> Nice van.
Really living the high life.
>> So, how was the show?
Really living the high life.
>> So, how was the show?
>> It was great!
>> So, how was the show?
>> It was great!
One person showed up!
>> It was great!
One person showed up!
Oh!
One person showed up!
Oh!
I have to give her this free
oh!
I have to give her this free
t...Shirt.
I have to give her this free
t...Shirt.
>> Greg!
T...Shirt.
>> Greg!
You can't give stuff away for
>> Greg!
You can't give stuff away for
free!
You can't give stuff away for
free!
What about my 75%?
Free!
What about my 75%?
75% of nothing is nothing!
What about my 75%?
75% of nothing is nothing!
Are you worth nothing?
75% of nothing is nothing!
Are you worth nothing?
>> No.
Are you worth nothing?
>> No.
>> That's right!
>> No.
>> That's right!
I'm gonna make us both rich!
>> That's right!
I'm gonna make us both rich!
And as far as these saltwater
I'm gonna make us both rich!
And as far as these saltwater
saps know, we already are!
And as far as these saltwater
saps know, we already are!
So let's live it up before
saps know, we already are!
So let's live it up before
we hit the road, all right?
So let's live it up before
we hit the road, all right?
Next stop -- empire city!
We hit the road, all right?
Next stop -- empire city!
>> You know...
Next stop -- empire city!
>> You know...
I'll catch up with you.
Maybe she's over there?
>> Amethyst: Whooo?
>> Oh, just some giant
>> Amethyst: Whooo?
>> Oh, just some giant
mysterious lady with enormous
>> oh, just some giant
mysterious lady with enormous
pink hair.
Mysterious lady with enormous
pink hair.
You haven't seen anyone
pink hair.
You haven't seen anyone
like that around, have you?
You haven't seen anyone
like that around, have you?
>> Amethyst: Sure have, pal.
Like that around, have you?
>> Amethyst: Sure have, pal.
>> [ Gulps ] Wh-where?
>> Amethyst: Sure have, pal.
>> [ Gulps ] Wh-where?
>> Amethyst: Well, uh...
>> [ Gulps ] Wh-where?
>> Amethyst: Well, uh...
If I told you any more,
>> Amethyst: Well, uh...
If I told you any more,
I'd have to kill you!!
If I told you any more,
I'd have to kill you!!
Hoo hoo hoo!
I'd have to kill you!!
Hoo hoo hoo!
[ Laughing ]
Hoo hoo hoo!
[ Laughing ]
>> Hey! Wait!
[ Laughing ]
>> Hey! Wait!
Hold on a sec!
>> Hey! Wait!
Hold on a sec!
Whoa! Ooh.
[ Panting ]
>> Amethyst: This long-haired
human was talking to me over
>> Amethyst: This long-haired
human was talking to me over
by the fence.
Human was talking to me over
by the fence.
>> Pearl: It spoke to you?
By the fence.
>> Pearl: It spoke to you?
>> Amethyst: He was asking
>> Pearl: It spoke to you?
>> Amethyst: He was asking
about Rose.
>> Amethyst: He was asking
about Rose.
Look! There he is!
About Rose.
Look! There he is!
>> Yo.
Look! There he is!
>> Yo.
>> Pearl: Amethyst! Wait!
>> Yo.
>> Pearl: Amethyst! Wait!
>> Amethyst: It's you!
>> Pearl: Amethyst! Wait!
>> Amethyst: It's you!
>> [ Gasps ]
>> Amethyst: It's you!
>> [ Gasps ]
>> Amethyst: I've never seen
>> [ gasps ]
>> Amethyst: I've never seen
this one around here before.
>> Amethyst: I've never seen
this one around here before.
Oh, I really like your hair.
This one around here before.
Oh, I really like your hair.
>> Pearl: Amethyst, leave him
oh, I really like your hair.
>> Pearl: Amethyst, leave him
be!
>> Pearl: Amethyst, leave him
be!
You don't know where he's been!
Be!
You don't know where he's been!
I'm very sorry about this, uh,
you don't know where he's been!
I'm very sorry about this, uh,
you?
I'm very sorry about this, uh,
you?
>> Whoa!
You?
>> Whoa!
>> Garnet: Oh, Amethyst.
>> Whoa!
>> Garnet: Oh, Amethyst.
You're with a human.
>> Garnet: Oh, Amethyst.
You're with a human.
>> Amethyst: He followed me over
you're with a human.
>> Amethyst: He followed me over
the fence.
>> Amethyst: He followed me over
the fence.
>> Pearl: What should we do?
The fence.
>> Pearl: What should we do?
>> Garnet: State your purpose.
>> Pearl: What should we do?
>> Garnet: State your purpose.
>> Uh, I was kind of looking
>> Garnet: State your purpose.
>> Uh, I was kind of looking
for the mysterious pink lady,
>> uh, I was kind of looking
for the mysterious pink lady,
kind of really tall, lots of
for the mysterious pink lady,
kind of really tall, lots of
big, curly hair.
Kind of really tall, lots of
big, curly hair.
>> Amethyst: See?
Big, curly hair.
>> Amethyst: See?
He's talking about ro--
>> Amethyst: See?
He's talking about ro--
>> Pearl: I don't know how to
he's talking about ro--
>> Pearl: I don't know how to
make him go away.
>> Pearl: I don't know how to
make him go away.
>> Garnet: I'll just throw him
make him go away.
>> Garnet: I'll just throw him
back over the fence.
>> Garnet: I'll just throw him
back over the fence.
>> Huh? Oh! Who-o-a!
Back over the fence.
>> Huh? Oh! Who-o-a!
>> Pearl: Excellent idea.
>> Huh? Oh! Who-o-a!
>> Pearl: Excellent idea.
Humans should stay on the other
>> Pearl: Excellent idea.
Humans should stay on the other
side of the fence like the sign
humans should stay on the other
side of the fence like the sign
says.
Side of the fence like the sign
says.
>> Please! No throwing!
Says.
>> Please! No throwing!
>> Wait!
>> Please! No throwing!
>> Wait!
Mr. Universe?
>> Wait!
Mr. Universe?
>> It's you.
Mr. Universe?
>> It's you.
Whoa. Ow!
>> Are you all right?
>> Pearl: You know this human?!
>> He was playing a concert on
the beach, and...I couldn't
>> he was playing a concert on
the beach, and...I couldn't
help myself.
The beach, and...I couldn't
help myself.
>> No one could ignore
help myself.
>> No one could ignore
the Universe.
>> No one could ignore
the Universe.
>> Oh! I brought you this!
The Universe.
>> Oh! I brought you this!
It's the free t-shirt that came
>> oh! I brought you this!
It's the free t-shirt that came
with your free cd!
It's the free t-shirt that came
with your free cd!
>> Why, thank you!
With your free cd!
>> Why, thank you!
His gimmick is space!
>> Why, thank you!
His gimmick is space!
>> Pearl: [ Chuckles ]
His gimmick is space!
>> Pearl: [ Chuckles ]
>> Amethyst: Hey, play
>> Pearl: [ Chuckles ]
>> Amethyst: Hey, play
something, music man!
>> Amethyst: Hey, play
something, music man!
>> Garnet: Better make it good.
Something, music man!
>> Garnet: Better make it good.
>> Aw, man.
>> Garnet: Better make it good.
>> Aw, man.
I'm working on this awesome
>> aw, man.
I'm working on this awesome
new set.
I'm working on this awesome
new set.
It's gonna kill at my next show.
New set.
It's gonna kill at my next show.
"Next show"?
It's gonna kill at my next show.
"Next show"?
Aw, geez.
"Next show"?
Aw, geez.
What time is it?
Aw, geez.
What time is it?
>> Pearl: Night...Time?
What time is it?
>> Pearl: Night...Time?
>> Yeah, Marty's probably
>> Pearl: Night...Time?
>> Yeah, Marty's probably
looking for me.
>> Yeah, Marty's probably
looking for me.
We're supposed to hit the road.
Looking for me.
We're supposed to hit the road.
It's a big show in a big city,
we're supposed to hit the road.
It's a big show in a big city,
and I didn't drop out of
it's a big show in a big city,
and I didn't drop out of
community college for nothing!
And I didn't drop out of
community college for nothing!
>> Pearl: What?
Community college for nothing!
>> Pearl: What?
>> Well, you better hurry.
>> Pearl: What?
>> Well, you better hurry.
You don't want to miss your
>> well, you better hurry.
You don't want to miss your
space train to the cosmos.
You don't want to miss your
space train to the cosmos.
>> Okay!
Space train to the cosmos.
>> Okay!
I'll see you later!
>> Okay!
I'll see you later!
Uh, I hope the stars will align
I'll see you later!
Uh, I hope the stars will align
for us to meet again!
Uh, I hope the stars will align
for us to meet again!
>> I'm sure they will!
For us to meet again!
>> I'm sure they will!
>> Amethyst: Bye, music man!
>> Pearl: I can sing.
>> Garnet: [ Snickers ]
>> Pearl: What?
>> Garnet: [ Snickers ]
>> Pearl: What?
>> Amethyst: [ Laughs ]
>> Pearl: What?
>> Amethyst: [ Laughs ]
[ Thunder crashes ]
>> Amethyst: [ Laughs ]
[ Thunder crashes ]
>> Man, Greg, you really
[ thunder crashes ]
>> Man, Greg, you really
missed out.
>> Man, Greg, you really
missed out.
Vidalia's friends were wild
missed out.
Vidalia's friends were wild
and crazy.
Vidalia's friends were wild
and crazy.
Glad that town wasn't a total
and crazy.
Glad that town wasn't a total
waste.
Glad that town wasn't a total
waste.
>> I met some wild ladies, too.
Waste.
>> I met some wild ladies, too.
They change shape and appear
>> I met some wild ladies, too.
They change shape and appear
out of beams of light.
They change shape and appear
out of beams of light.
>> Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Out of beams of light.
>> Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Save the poetry for empire city,
>> ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Save the poetry for empire city,
starchild.
Save the poetry for empire city,
starchild.
We've got a big day ahead of us
starchild.
We've got a big day ahead of us
tomorrow.
We've got a big day ahead of us
tomorrow.
>> I'm serious, Marty.
Tomorrow.
>> I'm serious, Marty.
Something's going on back there.
>> I'm serious, Marty.
Something's going on back there.
>> Are you nuts?
Something's going on back there.
>> Are you nuts?
Just wait till you see what's
>> are you nuts?
Just wait till you see what's
ahead of us.
Just wait till you see what's
ahead of us.
It's fame!
Ahead of us.
It's fame!
Hey, what's jammed in your
it's fame!
Hey, what's jammed in your
tape deck?
Hey, what's jammed in your
tape deck?
You been putting pennies
tape deck?
You been putting pennies
in here, you weirdo?
You been putting pennies
in here, you weirdo?
Play something for me,
in here, you weirdo?
Play something for me,
starchild.
Play something for me,
starchild.
>> ♪ do you believe in
starchild.
>> ♪ do you believe in
destiny? ♪
>> ♪ Do you believe in
destiny? ♪
♪ close your eyes and leave
destiny? ♪
♪ close your eyes and leave
the rest to me ♪
♪ close your eyes and leave
the rest to me ♪
>> snore!
The rest to me ♪
>> snore!
You're gonna put people to sleep
>> snore!
You're gonna put people to sleep
with that!
You're gonna put people to sleep
with that!
Where's this schlock coming
with that!
Where's this schlock coming
from?
Where's this schlock coming
from?
>> I-I just can't stop thinking
from?
>> I-I just can't stop thinking
about that woman at the show.
>> I-I just can't stop thinking
about that woman at the show.
>> Oh, here we go.
About that woman at the show.
>> Oh, here we go.
How big was she?
>> Oh, here we go.
How big was she?
>> 8 feet tall...
How big was she?
>> 8 feet tall...
Massive hair.
>> 8 feet tall...
Massive hair.
>> See, Greg, this is your
massive hair.
>> See, Greg, this is your
problem.
>> See, Greg, this is your
problem.
You want one huge woman
problem.
You want one huge woman
when you can have multiple
you want one huge woman
when you can have multiple
smaller ones.
When you can have multiple
smaller ones.
>> Ugh.
Smaller ones.
>> Ugh.
Marty, women are people.
>> Ugh.
Marty, women are people.
>> Just follow my lead.
Marty, women are people.
>> Just follow my lead.
I'm gonna get you everything
>> just follow my lead.
I'm gonna get you everything
you want.
I'm gonna get you everything
you want.
>> What if I want to go back?
You want.
>> What if I want to go back?
>> What?!
>> What if I want to go back?
>> What?!
>> What if I want to go back
>> what?!
>> What if I want to go back
and be with her?!
>> What if I want to go back
and be with her?!
>> No one cares about your
and be with her?!
>> No one cares about your
feelings, Greg.
>> No one cares about your
feelings, Greg.
They're making you lose sight
feelings, Greg.
They're making you lose sight
of what's really important!
They're making you lose sight
of what's really important!
>> Watch the road!
Of what's really important!
>> Watch the road!
[ Horn blares ]
>> Watch the road!
[ Horn blares ]
[ Tires screech ]
[ Horn blares ]
[ Tires screech ]
>> [ Panting ]
[ Tires screech ]
>> [ Panting ]
Why do you always decide
>> [ panting ]
Why do you always decide
what's important?
Why do you always decide
what's important?
>> Because I'm your manager, and
what's important?
>> Because I'm your manager, and
you're just some spaced-out kid!
>> Because I'm your manager, and
you're just some spaced-out kid!
I'm taking you to the city, and
you're just some spaced-out kid!
I'm taking you to the city, and
you're gonna play, and you're
I'm taking you to the city, and
you're gonna play, and you're
gonna like it.
You're gonna play, and you're
gonna like it.
Maybe you'll even make me some
gonna like it.
Maybe you'll even make me some
money for once.
Maybe you'll even make me some
money for once.
>> Get out of my van.
Money for once.
>> Get out of my van.
>> Sit down, Greg.
>> Get out of my van.
>> Sit down, Greg.
>> I said, get out of my van!
>> Sit down, Greg.
>> I said, get out of my van!
>> Ooh!
>> I said, get out of my van!
>> Ooh!
What are you doing?!
>> Ooh!
What are you doing?!
You're making a huge mistake!
What are you doing?!
You're making a huge mistake!
[ Tires screeching ]
>> Hey!
Are you in there?
I can play for you now!
Are you in there?
I can play for you now!
I even revamped my awesome set!
This one's for you,
mystery woman!
♪ do you believe in destiny? ♪
Mystery woman!
♪ do you believe in destiny? ♪
♪ close your eyes and leave
♪ do you believe in destiny? ♪
♪ close your eyes and leave
the rest to me ♪
♪ close your eyes and leave
the rest to me ♪
♪ do you believe in fantasy? ♪
The rest to me ♪
♪ do you believe in fantasy? ♪
♪ I have to when it's
♪ do you believe in fantasy? ♪
♪ I have to when it's
right in front of me, oh ♪
♪ I have to when it's
right in front of me, oh ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
Right in front of me, oh ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ in the real world ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ in the real world ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ In the real world ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ so close I could touch you ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ so close I could touch you ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ So close I could touch you ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ and what are you doing
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ and what are you doing
to me-e-e? ♪
♪ And what are you doing
to me-e-e? ♪
[ Whir! ]
To me-e-e? ♪
[ Whir! ]
Oh! You're wearing the...
[ Whir! ]
Oh! You're wearing the...
Shirt.
Oh! You're wearing the...
Shirt.
>> Please go away.
Shirt.
>> Please go away.
>> I-I'm sorry.
>> Please go away.
>> I-I'm sorry.
Did I...?
>> I-I'm sorry.
Did I...?
>> [ Sighs ]
Did I...?
>> [ Sighs ]
You're awfully cute.
>> [ Sighs ]
You're awfully cute.
And I really want to play
you're awfully cute.
And I really want to play
with you.
And I really want to play
with you.
But your life is short, and you
with you.
But your life is short, and you
have dreams.
But your life is short, and you
have dreams.
I won't let you give up
have dreams.
I won't let you give up
on everything you want.
I won't let you give up
on everything you want.
>> Well, that's gonna be
on everything you want.
>> Well, that's gonna be
a problem.
>> Well, that's gonna be
a problem.
>> Huh?
A problem.
>> Huh?
>> You're everything I want!
>> Huh?
>> You're everything I want!
>> [ Chuckling ]
>> What are you smiling about?
>> Steven: You loved her!
>> Come here, you!
>> Steven: You loved her!
>> Come here, you!
>> Steven: [ Laughing ]
>> Come here, you!
>> Steven: [ Laughing ]
>> Rah!
>> Steven: [ Laughing ]
>> Rah!
>> Steven: Oh, man.
>> Rah!
>> Steven: Oh, man.
Marty was the worst!
>> Steven: Oh, man.
Marty was the worst!
>> Oh, yeah.
Marty was the worst!
>> Oh, yeah.
He was awful!
>> Oh, yeah.
He was awful!
But I guess I owe him a lot.
He was awful!
But I guess I owe him a lot.
He made it easy for me to stay.
But I guess I owe him a lot.
He made it easy for me to stay.
>> Steven: I'm glad you did.
He made it easy for me to stay.
>> Steven: I'm glad you did.
>> Yeah, me too.
>> Steven: I'm glad you did.
>> Yeah, me too.
[ Pop! ]
>> Steven: Whoo! Go, dad!
>> See? What'd I tell you?
>> Steven: Whoo! Go, dad!
>> See? What'd I tell you?
I may be losing my hair, but
>> see? What'd I tell you?
I may be losing my hair, but
the magic's still there.
I may be losing my hair, but
the magic's still there.
Hmm?
The magic's still there.
Hmm?
>> Steven: Who's with you in
hmm?
>> Steven: Who's with you in
this old picture?
>> Steven: Who's with you in
this old picture?
>> [ Chuckles ]
This old picture?
>> [ Chuckles ]
That's my pal Marty.
>> [ Chuckles ]
That's my pal Marty.
>> Steven: You've never told me
that's my pal Marty.
>> Steven: You've never told me
about him.
>> Steven: You've never told me
about him.
>> Yeah, he's just an old amigo
about him.
>> Yeah, he's just an old amigo
from way back when.
>> Yeah, he's just an old amigo
from way back when.
He's dead to me.
From way back when.
He's dead to me.
>> Steven: Who was he?
He's dead to me.
>> Steven: Who was he?
>> He was my manager back when
>> Steven: Who was he?
>> He was my manager back when
I first met your mom.
>> He was my manager back when
I first met your mom.
I've told you that whole story,
I first met your mom.
I've told you that whole story,
haven't I?
I've told you that whole story,
haven't I?
>> Steven: Not the version with
haven't I?
>> Steven: Not the version with
Marty.
>> Steven: Not the version with
Marty.
>> Geesh.
Marty.
>> Geesh.
Then it's story time.
>> Geesh.
Then it's story time.
Sit back.
Then it's story time.
Sit back.
Get comfy.
Sit back.
Get comfy.
I didn't mean that comfy.
Get comfy.
I didn't mean that comfy.
>> Steven: Story for Steven!
I didn't mean that comfy.
>> Steven: Story for Steven!
>> Okay, okay.
>> Steven: Story for Steven!
>> Okay, okay.
This is the tale of how your
>> okay, okay.
This is the tale of how your
father met your mother.
This is the tale of how your
father met your mother.
Now including Marty.
Father met your mother.
Now including Marty.
[ Up-tempo guitar music plays ]
Now including Marty.
[ Up-tempo guitar music plays ]
[ Electric guitar music plays ]
[ Up-tempo guitar music plays ]
[ Electric guitar music plays ]
♪ some ♪
[ Electric guitar music plays ]
♪ some ♪
♪ say I have no direction ♪
♪ some ♪
♪ say I have no direction ♪
♪ that I'm a light-speed
♪ say I have no direction ♪
♪ that I'm a light-speed
distraction ♪
♪ that I'm a light-speed
distraction ♪
♪ but that's a knee-jerk
distraction ♪
♪ but that's a knee-jerk
reaction ♪
♪ but that's a knee-jerk
reaction ♪
♪ still ♪
Reaction ♪
♪ still ♪
♪ this is the final frontier ♪
♪ still ♪
♪ this is the final frontier ♪
♪ everything is so clear ♪
♪ this is the final frontier ♪
♪ everything is so clear ♪
♪ to my destiny I steer ♪
♪ everything is so clear ♪
♪ to my destiny I steer ♪
♪ this life in the stars
♪ to my destiny I steer ♪
♪ this life in the stars
is all I've ever known ♪
♪ this life in the stars
is all I've ever known ♪
♪ stars and stardust and
is all I've ever known ♪
♪ stars and stardust and
infinite space is my only home ♪
♪ stars and stardust and
infinite space is my only home ♪
♪ but the moment that I hit
infinite space is my only home ♪
♪ but the moment that I hit
the stage ♪
♪ but the moment that I hit
the stage ♪
♪ thousands of voices
the stage ♪
♪ thousands of voices
are calling my name ♪
♪ thousands of voices
are calling my name ♪
♪ and I know in my heart it's
are calling my name ♪
♪ and I know in my heart it's
been worth it all of the while ♪
♪ and I know in my heart it's
been worth it all of the while ♪
♪ and as my albums fly off
been worth it all of the while ♪
♪ and as my albums fly off
of the shelves ♪
♪ and as my albums fly off
of the shelves ♪
♪ handing out autographed pics
of the shelves ♪
♪ handing out autographed pics
of myself ♪
♪ handing out autographed pics
of myself ♪
♪ this life I chose isn't easy
of myself ♪
♪ this life I chose isn't easy
but sure is one heck of a ride ♪
♪ this life I chose isn't easy
but sure is one heck of a ride ♪
♪ at the moment that I hit
but sure is one heck of a ride ♪
♪ at the moment that I hit
the stage ♪
♪ at the moment that I hit
the stage ♪
♪ I hear the Universe calling
the stage ♪
♪ I hear the Universe calling
my name ♪
♪ I hear the Universe calling
my name ♪
♪ and I know deep down
my name ♪
♪ and I know deep down
in my heart ♪
♪ and I know deep down
in my heart ♪
♪ I have nothing to fear ♪
In my heart ♪
♪ I have nothing to fear ♪
♪ and as the solar wind blows
♪ I have nothing to fear ♪
♪ and as the solar wind blows
through my hair ♪
♪ and as the solar wind blows
through my hair ♪
♪ knowing I have so much more
through my hair ♪
♪ knowing I have so much more
left to share ♪
♪ knowing I have so much more
left to share ♪
♪ a wandering spirit
left to share ♪
♪ a wandering spirit
who's tearing its way♪
♪ a wandering spirit
who's tearing its way♪
♪ through the cold atmosphere ♪
Who's tearing its way♪
♪ through the cold atmosphere ♪
♪ I fly like a comet ♪
♪ through the cold atmosphere ♪
♪ I fly like a comet ♪
♪ soar like a comet ♪
♪ I fly like a comet ♪
♪ soar like a comet ♪
♪ crash like a comet ♪
♪ soar like a comet ♪
♪ crash like a comet ♪
♪ I'm just a comet ♪
♪ crash like a comet ♪
♪ I'm just a comet ♪
[ Hands clapping ]
Thanks for coming, everybody.
I'm Mr. Universe.
If you liked what you just
I'm Mr. Universe.
If you liked what you just
heard, go check out our
if you liked what you just
heard, go check out our
merch table.
Heard, go check out our
merch table.
My manager, Marty, can hook
merch table.
My manager, Marty, can hook
you up with cds and t-shirts.
My manager, Marty, can hook
you up with cds and t-shirts.
Oh, wait.
You up with cds and t-shirts.
Oh, wait.
He's not there.
Oh, wait.
He's not there.
I guess I'm going over there
he's not there.
I guess I'm going over there
now.
>> "Space train to the cosmos."
>> Yeah!
♪ one-way ticket ♪
>> Yeah!
♪ one-way ticket ♪
♪ and I'm ready to ri-I-de ♪
♪ one-way ticket ♪
♪ and I'm ready to ri-I-de ♪
>> [ Chuckling ] Oh.
♪ And I'm ready to ri-I-de ♪
>> [ Chuckling ] Oh.
But how will you get back?
>> [ Chuckling ] Oh.
But how will you get back?
>> Back?
But how will you get back?
>> Back?
>> Back to earth?
>> Back?
>> Back to earth?
>> I'm never coming back.
>> Back to earth?
>> I'm never coming back.
>> Ugh, that's awful!
>> I'm never coming back.
>> Ugh, that's awful!
This is your home.
>> Ugh, that's awful!
This is your home.
>> Uh...
This is your home.
>> Uh...
You want that?
>> Uh...
You want that?
You can have it!
You want that?
You can have it!
>> Hmm?
You can have it!
>> Hmm?
>> Oh, and it comes with
>> hmm?
>> Oh, and it comes with
a free t-shirt!
>> Oh, and it comes with
a free t-shirt!
You'll probably need a bigger
a free t-shirt!
You'll probably need a bigger
one.
You'll probably need a bigger
one.
I've got an extra extra-large
one.
I've got an extra extra-large
in my van.
I've got an extra extra-large
in my van.
Stay right there!
In my van.
Stay right there!
>> Starchild!
Stay right there!
>> Starchild!
Meet Vidalia.
>> Starchild!
Meet Vidalia.
>> Nice van.
Meet Vidalia.
>> Nice van.
Really living the high life.
>> Nice van.
Really living the high life.
>> So, how was the show?
Really living the high life.
>> So, how was the show?
>> It was great!
>> So, how was the show?
>> It was great!
One person showed up!
>> It was great!
One person showed up!
Oh!
One person showed up!
Oh!
I have to give her this free
oh!
I have to give her this free
t...Shirt.
I have to give her this free
t...Shirt.
>> Greg!
T...Shirt.
>> Greg!
You can't give stuff away for
>> Greg!
You can't give stuff away for
free!
You can't give stuff away for
free!
What about my 75%?
Free!
What about my 75%?
75% of nothing is nothing!
What about my 75%?
75% of nothing is nothing!
Are you worth nothing?
75% of nothing is nothing!
Are you worth nothing?
>> No.
Are you worth nothing?
>> No.
>> That's right!
>> No.
>> That's right!
I'm gonna make us both rich!
>> That's right!
I'm gonna make us both rich!
And as far as these saltwater
I'm gonna make us both rich!
And as far as these saltwater
saps know, we already are!
And as far as these saltwater
saps know, we already are!
So let's live it up before
saps know, we already are!
So let's live it up before
we hit the road, all right?
So let's live it up before
we hit the road, all right?
Next stop -- empire city!
We hit the road, all right?
Next stop -- empire city!
>> You know...
Next stop -- empire city!
>> You know...
I'll catch up with you.
Maybe she's over there?
>> Amethyst: Whooo?
>> Oh, just some giant
>> Amethyst: Whooo?
>> Oh, just some giant
mysterious lady with enormous
>> oh, just some giant
mysterious lady with enormous
pink hair.
Mysterious lady with enormous
pink hair.
You haven't seen anyone
pink hair.
You haven't seen anyone
like that around, have you?
You haven't seen anyone
like that around, have you?
>> Amethyst: Sure have, pal.
Like that around, have you?
>> Amethyst: Sure have, pal.
>> [ Gulps ] Wh-where?
>> Amethyst: Sure have, pal.
>> [ Gulps ] Wh-where?
>> Amethyst: Well, uh...
>> [ Gulps ] Wh-where?
>> Amethyst: Well, uh...
If I told you any more,
>> Amethyst: Well, uh...
If I told you any more,
I'd have to kill you!!
If I told you any more,
I'd have to kill you!!
Hoo hoo hoo!
I'd have to kill you!!
Hoo hoo hoo!
[ Laughing ]
Hoo hoo hoo!
[ Laughing ]
>> Hey! Wait!
[ Laughing ]
>> Hey! Wait!
Hold on a sec!
>> Hey! Wait!
Hold on a sec!
Whoa! Ooh.
[ Panting ]
>> Amethyst: This long-haired
human was talking to me over
>> Amethyst: This long-haired
human was talking to me over
by the fence.
Human was talking to me over
by the fence.
>> Pearl: It spoke to you?
By the fence.
>> Pearl: It spoke to you?
>> Amethyst: He was asking
>> Pearl: It spoke to you?
>> Amethyst: He was asking
about Rose.
>> Amethyst: He was asking
about Rose.
Look! There he is!
About Rose.
Look! There he is!
>> Yo.
Look! There he is!
>> Yo.
>> Pearl: Amethyst! Wait!
>> Yo.
>> Pearl: Amethyst! Wait!
>> Amethyst: It's you!
>> Pearl: Amethyst! Wait!
>> Amethyst: It's you!
>> [ Gasps ]
>> Amethyst: It's you!
>> [ Gasps ]
>> Amethyst: I've never seen
>> [ gasps ]
>> Amethyst: I've never seen
this one around here before.
>> Amethyst: I've never seen
this one around here before.
Oh, I really like your hair.
This one around here before.
Oh, I really like your hair.
>> Pearl: Amethyst, leave him
oh, I really like your hair.
>> Pearl: Amethyst, leave him
be!
>> Pearl: Amethyst, leave him
be!
You don't know where he's been!
Be!
You don't know where he's been!
I'm very sorry about this, uh,
you don't know where he's been!
I'm very sorry about this, uh,
you?
I'm very sorry about this, uh,
you?
>> Whoa!
You?
>> Whoa!
>> Garnet: Oh, Amethyst.
>> Whoa!
>> Garnet: Oh, Amethyst.
You're with a human.
>> Garnet: Oh, Amethyst.
You're with a human.
>> Amethyst: He followed me over
you're with a human.
>> Amethyst: He followed me over
the fence.
>> Amethyst: He followed me over
the fence.
>> Pearl: What should we do?
The fence.
>> Pearl: What should we do?
>> Garnet: State your purpose.
>> Pearl: What should we do?
>> Garnet: State your purpose.
>> Uh, I was kind of looking
>> Garnet: State your purpose.
>> Uh, I was kind of looking
for the mysterious pink lady,
>> uh, I was kind of looking
for the mysterious pink lady,
kind of really tall, lots of
for the mysterious pink lady,
kind of really tall, lots of
big, curly hair.
Kind of really tall, lots of
big, curly hair.
>> Amethyst: See?
Big, curly hair.
>> Amethyst: See?
He's talking about ro--
>> Amethyst: See?
He's talking about ro--
>> Pearl: I don't know how to
he's talking about ro--
>> Pearl: I don't know how to
make him go away.
>> Pearl: I don't know how to
make him go away.
>> Garnet: I'll just throw him
make him go away.
>> Garnet: I'll just throw him
back over the fence.
>> Garnet: I'll just throw him
back over the fence.
>> Huh? Oh! Who-o-a!
Back over the fence.
>> Huh? Oh! Who-o-a!
>> Pearl: Excellent idea.
>> Huh? Oh! Who-o-a!
>> Pearl: Excellent idea.
Humans should stay on the other
>> Pearl: Excellent idea.
Humans should stay on the other
side of the fence like the sign
humans should stay on the other
side of the fence like the sign
says.
Side of the fence like the sign
says.
>> Please! No throwing!
Says.
>> Please! No throwing!
>> Wait!
>> Please! No throwing!
>> Wait!
Mr. Universe?
>> Wait!
Mr. Universe?
>> It's you.
Mr. Universe?
>> It's you.
Whoa. Ow!
>> Are you all right?
>> Pearl: You know this human?!
>> He was playing a concert on
the beach, and...I couldn't
>> he was playing a concert on
the beach, and...I couldn't
help myself.
The beach, and...I couldn't
help myself.
>> No one could ignore
help myself.
>> No one could ignore
the Universe.
>> No one could ignore
the Universe.
>> Oh! I brought you this!
The Universe.
>> Oh! I brought you this!
It's the free t-shirt that came
>> oh! I brought you this!
It's the free t-shirt that came
with your free cd!
It's the free t-shirt that came
with your free cd!
>> Why, thank you!
With your free cd!
>> Why, thank you!
His gimmick is space!
>> Why, thank you!
His gimmick is space!
>> Pearl: [ Chuckles ]
His gimmick is space!
>> Pearl: [ Chuckles ]
>> Amethyst: Hey, play
>> Pearl: [ Chuckles ]
>> Amethyst: Hey, play
something, music man!
>> Amethyst: Hey, play
something, music man!
>> Garnet: Better make it good.
Something, music man!
>> Garnet: Better make it good.
>> Aw, man.
>> Garnet: Better make it good.
>> Aw, man.
I'm working on this awesome
>> aw, man.
I'm working on this awesome
new set.
I'm working on this awesome
new set.
It's gonna kill at my next show.
New set.
It's gonna kill at my next show.
"Next show"?
It's gonna kill at my next show.
"Next show"?
Aw, geez.
"Next show"?
Aw, geez.
What time is it?
Aw, geez.
What time is it?
>> Pearl: Night...Time?
What time is it?
>> Pearl: Night...Time?
>> Yeah, Marty's probably
>> Pearl: Night...Time?
>> Yeah, Marty's probably
looking for me.
>> Yeah, Marty's probably
looking for me.
We're supposed to hit the road.
Looking for me.
We're supposed to hit the road.
It's a big show in a big city,
we're supposed to hit the road.
It's a big show in a big city,
and I didn't drop out of
it's a big show in a big city,
and I didn't drop out of
community college for nothing!
And I didn't drop out of
community college for nothing!
>> Pearl: What?
Community college for nothing!
>> Pearl: What?
>> Well, you better hurry.
>> Pearl: What?
>> Well, you better hurry.
You don't want to miss your
>> well, you better hurry.
You don't want to miss your
space train to the cosmos.
You don't want to miss your
space train to the cosmos.
>> Okay!
Space train to the cosmos.
>> Okay!
I'll see you later!
>> Okay!
I'll see you later!
Uh, I hope the stars will align
I'll see you later!
Uh, I hope the stars will align
for us to meet again!
Uh, I hope the stars will align
for us to meet again!
>> I'm sure they will!
For us to meet again!
>> I'm sure they will!
>> Amethyst: Bye, music man!
>> Pearl: I can sing.
>> Garnet: [ Snickers ]
>> Pearl: What?
>> Garnet: [ Snickers ]
>> Pearl: What?
>> Amethyst: [ Laughs ]
>> Pearl: What?
>> Amethyst: [ Laughs ]
[ Thunder crashes ]
>> Amethyst: [ Laughs ]
[ Thunder crashes ]
>> Man, Greg, you really
[ thunder crashes ]
>> Man, Greg, you really
missed out.
>> Man, Greg, you really
missed out.
Vidalia's friends were wild
missed out.
Vidalia's friends were wild
and crazy.
Vidalia's friends were wild
and crazy.
Glad that town wasn't a total
and crazy.
Glad that town wasn't a total
waste.
Glad that town wasn't a total
waste.
>> I met some wild ladies, too.
Waste.
>> I met some wild ladies, too.
They change shape and appear
>> I met some wild ladies, too.
They change shape and appear
out of beams of light.
They change shape and appear
out of beams of light.
>> Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Out of beams of light.
>> Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Save the poetry for empire city,
>> ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Save the poetry for empire city,
starchild.
Save the poetry for empire city,
starchild.
We've got a big day ahead of us
starchild.
We've got a big day ahead of us
tomorrow.
We've got a big day ahead of us
tomorrow.
>> I'm serious, Marty.
Tomorrow.
>> I'm serious, Marty.
Something's going on back there.
>> I'm serious, Marty.
Something's going on back there.
>> Are you nuts?
Something's going on back there.
>> Are you nuts?
Just wait till you see what's
>> are you nuts?
Just wait till you see what's
ahead of us.
Just wait till you see what's
ahead of us.
It's fame!
Ahead of us.
It's fame!
Hey, what's jammed in your
it's fame!
Hey, what's jammed in your
tape deck?
Hey, what's jammed in your
tape deck?
You been putting pennies
tape deck?
You been putting pennies
in here, you weirdo?
You been putting pennies
in here, you weirdo?
Play something for me,
in here, you weirdo?
Play something for me,
starchild.
Play something for me,
starchild.
>> ♪ do you believe in
starchild.
>> ♪ do you believe in
destiny? ♪
>> ♪ Do you believe in
destiny? ♪
♪ close your eyes and leave
destiny? ♪
♪ close your eyes and leave
the rest to me ♪
♪ close your eyes and leave
the rest to me ♪
>> snore!
The rest to me ♪
>> snore!
You're gonna put people to sleep
>> snore!
You're gonna put people to sleep
with that!
You're gonna put people to sleep
with that!
Where's this schlock coming
with that!
Where's this schlock coming
from?
Where's this schlock coming
from?
>> I-I just can't stop thinking
from?
>> I-I just can't stop thinking
about that woman at the show.
>> I-I just can't stop thinking
about that woman at the show.
>> Oh, here we go.
About that woman at the show.
>> Oh, here we go.
How big was she?
>> Oh, here we go.
How big was she?
>> 8 feet tall...
How big was she?
>> 8 feet tall...
Massive hair.
>> 8 feet tall...
Massive hair.
>> See, Greg, this is your
massive hair.
>> See, Greg, this is your
problem.
>> See, Greg, this is your
problem.
You want one huge woman
problem.
You want one huge woman
when you can have multiple
you want one huge woman
when you can have multiple
smaller ones.
When you can have multiple
smaller ones.
>> Ugh.
Smaller ones.
>> Ugh.
Marty, women are people.
>> Ugh.
Marty, women are people.
>> Just follow my lead.
Marty, women are people.
>> Just follow my lead.
I'm gonna get you everything
>> just follow my lead.
I'm gonna get you everything
you want.
I'm gonna get you everything
you want.
>> What if I want to go back?
You want.
>> What if I want to go back?
>> What?!
>> What if I want to go back?
>> What?!
>> What if I want to go back
>> what?!
>> What if I want to go back
and be with her?!
>> What if I want to go back
and be with her?!
>> No one cares about your
and be with her?!
>> No one cares about your
feelings, Greg.
>> No one cares about your
feelings, Greg.
They're making you lose sight
feelings, Greg.
They're making you lose sight
of what's really important!
They're making you lose sight
of what's really important!
>> Watch the road!
Of what's really important!
>> Watch the road!
[ Horn blares ]
>> Watch the road!
[ Horn blares ]
[ Tires screech ]
[ Horn blares ]
[ Tires screech ]
>> [ Panting ]
[ Tires screech ]
>> [ Panting ]
Why do you always decide
>> [ panting ]
Why do you always decide
what's important?
Why do you always decide
what's important?
>> Because I'm your manager, and
what's important?
>> Because I'm your manager, and
you're just some spaced-out kid!
>> Because I'm your manager, and
you're just some spaced-out kid!
I'm taking you to the city, and
you're just some spaced-out kid!
I'm taking you to the city, and
you're gonna play, and you're
I'm taking you to the city, and
you're gonna play, and you're
gonna like it.
You're gonna play, and you're
gonna like it.
Maybe you'll even make me some
gonna like it.
Maybe you'll even make me some
money for once.
Maybe you'll even make me some
money for once.
>> Get out of my van.
Money for once.
>> Get out of my van.
>> Sit down, Greg.
>> Get out of my van.
>> Sit down, Greg.
>> I said, get out of my van!
>> Sit down, Greg.
>> I said, get out of my van!
>> Ooh!
>> I said, get out of my van!
>> Ooh!
What are you doing?!
>> Ooh!
What are you doing?!
You're making a huge mistake!
What are you doing?!
You're making a huge mistake!
[ Tires screeching ]
>> Hey!
Are you in there?
I can play for you now!
Are you in there?
I can play for you now!
I even revamped my awesome set!
This one's for you,
mystery woman!
♪ do you believe in destiny? ♪
Mystery woman!
♪ do you believe in destiny? ♪
♪ close your eyes and leave
♪ do you believe in destiny? ♪
♪ close your eyes and leave
the rest to me ♪
♪ close your eyes and leave
the rest to me ♪
♪ do you believe in fantasy? ♪
The rest to me ♪
♪ do you believe in fantasy? ♪
♪ I have to when it's
♪ do you believe in fantasy? ♪
♪ I have to when it's
right in front of me, oh ♪
♪ I have to when it's
right in front of me, oh ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
Right in front of me, oh ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ in the real world ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ in the real world ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ In the real world ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ so close I could touch you ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ so close I could touch you ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ So close I could touch you ♪
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ and what are you doing
♪ what are you doing here? ♪
♪ and what are you doing
to me-e-e? ♪
♪ And what are you doing
to me-e-e? ♪
[ Whir! ]
To me-e-e? ♪
[ Whir! ]
Oh! You're wearing the...
[ Whir! ]
Oh! You're wearing the...
Shirt.
Oh! You're wearing the...
Shirt.
>> Please go away.
Shirt.
>> Please go away.
>> I-I'm sorry.
>> Please go away.
>> I-I'm sorry.
Did I...?
>> I-I'm sorry.
Did I...?
>> [ Sighs ]
Did I...?
>> [ Sighs ]
You're awfully cute.
>> [ Sighs ]
You're awfully cute.
And I really want to play
you're awfully cute.
And I really want to play
with you.
And I really want to play
with you.
But your life is short, and you
with you.
But your life is short, and you
have dreams.
But your life is short, and you
have dreams.
I won't let you give up
have dreams.
I won't let you give up
on everything you want.
I won't let you give up
on everything you want.
>> Well, that's gonna be
on everything you want.
>> Well, that's gonna be
a problem.
>> Well, that's gonna be
a problem.
>> Huh?
A problem.
>> Huh?
>> You're everything I want!
>> Huh?
>> You're everything I want!
>> [ Chuckling ]
>> What are you smiling about?
>> Steven: You loved her!
>> Come here, you!
>> Steven: You loved her!
>> Come here, you!
>> Steven: [ Laughing ]
>> Come here, you!
>> Steven: [ Laughing ]
>> Rah!
>> Steven: [ Laughing ]
>> Rah!
>> Steven: Oh, man.
>> Rah!
>> Steven: Oh, man.
Marty was the worst!
>> Steven: Oh, man.
Marty was the worst!
>> Oh, yeah.
Marty was the worst!
>> Oh, yeah.
He was awful!
>> Oh, yeah.
He was awful!
But I guess I owe him a lot.
He was awful!
But I guess I owe him a lot.
He made it easy for me to stay.
But I guess I owe him a lot.
He made it easy for me to stay.
>> Steven: I'm glad you did.
He made it easy for me to stay.
>> Steven: I'm glad you did.
>> Yeah, me too.
>> Steven: I'm glad you did.
>> Yeah, me too.
[ Pop! ]