Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 42 - Winter Forecast - full transcript
Steven and his dad have to get Connie home before it snows, but Steven, selfishly wishing to spend more time with his friend, tries to stall, which leads to bad outcomes and strange jumps through time.
~ Fora Temer ~
Mmm.
You're roasting good!
And...
Good job not setting that one on fire.
Mm-hmm.
What is it about marshmallows
that make them so... good?
It's probably the animal
by-product.
You mean like... poop?
No.
Stuff like hooves, bone marrow,
collagen... and lots
of sugar and corn syrup.
Corn sugar!
Sugar syrup!
Mmm!
Bone marrow!
Hello?
Have you been watching
world weather news?
Um... no.
Steven's still grounded
- from watching TV.
- I see.
Well, there's a snowstorm on
its way to Beach City,
and I don't want
you getting snowed in.
You need to get a
ride home this instant.
Otherwise, your father is
gonna try to pick you up.
Oh, no. Don't send dad.
I'll be home soon.
- Looks like I got to get going.
- Oh, no!
There's a snowstorm coming
through, and my parents don't
- want me getting stuck here.
- Man! That stinks!
Wouldn't it be fun if we got
snowed in together?
We could stay up all night
and watch the snow fall!
- Hello, you two.
- Hi, Garnet.
- Hi, Garnet.
- You all having a nice time?
Yeah, but Connie has to go soon.
There's a snowstorm a-comin'.
Maybe the storm will miss us.
Sometimes the forecast
- is completely wrong.
- Nope.
- It's definitely going to snow.
- That's the 411, yo.
Trust.
- Garnet has future vision.
- You kids better get
- yourselves to Greg's.
- Wait ... We can't go yet.
I've got to show you this
- tube-tube video really quick.
- Steven.
It's only,
like, one minute long.
I know you don't want to go, but
you have to make the right choice.
That tickles!
Wow!
Gotcha, Steven!
Come on, kids.
We got to get going if we're
gonna beat the storm.
I'll start the van.
# Carabiner #
- # Carabiner! #
- Aw! Do we got to go?
Yes.
The Maheswarans think I'm
a responsible parent, and I've
got to maintain that image.
Guess this is it.
Well, Dad, if you
want to look responsible, you
should probably change
out of that sweatsuit.
But it's cherries.
Everybody likes cherries.
I'm a cherry man!
Okay, I see your point.
Just give me a second to change.
- Steven, are you procrastinating?
- Nah. I'm just killing time.
Aha! You can practically
smell the responsibility.
Isn't that the
turtleneck you wore the first
time you met them?
They're gonna think you only
- have one fancy shirt.
- I do only have one fancy shirt.
Don't worry, Dad.
We'll help you find the perfect,
- most responsible outfit.
- I don't know.
I haven't worn any of
this stuff in years.
Ohh!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
- Okay, how about this one?
- I can't lie.
That is the best
outfit I have ever seen.
Okay, great! Let's go!
Holy moly!
That snow is really coming down.
- W-What are we gonna do?
- Uhh...
- I guess we'll have to walk.
- What?!
A responsible parent
doesn't let two kids strand
themselves in a van in
the middle of nowhere.
A responsible parent escorts
those kids through wind, sleet, and snow
to avoid making the other parents angry!
H-Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
H-Hello,
Dr. and Mr. Maheswaran.
Sorry we're late.
Mom, Dad...
you remember
- Mr. Universe and Ste...
- Do you have any idea what time it is?!
- Why are the children blue?!
- What are you do...
Ah... ah... choo!
She's sick!
You're going straight to bed,
young lady!
That's the last time I let you
- out during flu season.
- I think you know
where the door is.
Since you're... standing in it.
Uhh, I kind of crashed my ride.
- Are you serious?!
- Yes.
I'll go set up the pull-out couch.
Uhh... okay.
So much for being responsible.
Maybe I should
have worn the floral print.
Is everyone okay?
- Yeah.
- W-Wait.
- What ... W-What happened?
- We wiped out.
No, I mean,
why are we in the van?
You're right.
We got to get out there and
start walking if we
want to get Connie home.
Dad! No!
We should stay put.
- It'll be way safer this way.
- My parents are all about safety.
- Heh. You can't argue with safety.
- It'll be like camping.
But in cozy bucket seats.
Thanks for dinner, Mr. Universe.
Itadakimasu.
Any requests?
Hmm.
Let's hear a song about...
a snack monster that loves...
animal by-products!
Om-nom-nom!
Hello?
Connie, are you still at
Steven Universe's house?
- I'm on my way.
- Dad, no!
You know how bad you are
at driving in the snow!
- It's way too rough out here!
- I'm almost at Beach City,
so start putting on your shoes.
I see some headlights.
Is that him?
Don't worry.
I got it this time.
Oh, wait.
Ohh!
Dad, stop the car!
You're right in front of us!
I-I got it. I got it! I ...
Ohh!
I-I don't got it!
I don't have anything!
- Whoa. Sorry, Steven. Are you okay?
- Connie, what's going on?!
- Everything keeps repeating!
- Hey, come on, kids.
We got to get going if we're
gonna beat the storm.
I'll start the van.
# Carabiner #
♪ Carabiner! ♪
Hey! What the ...
My keys!
I'm not gonna find those till Spring!
- Come on, Connie!
- What?
Hey!
- Let's go back to my place.
- But my parents ...
No, Connie!
You have to listen to me!
If we leave Beach City, bad
things are gonna happen!
I've seen it! Bad things!
Several bad things!
Um... okay.
Let me just call my mom
and tell her.
Mom, this is Connie.
I'm staying at Steven's overnight.
- Oh, no, you're not, young lady!
- But Mom!
- You're coming home right now!
- Dr. Maheswaran, you
can't let your husband leave the house!
- He can't drive in the snow!
- What?
- Yes, I can!
- Please trust me!
Hey!
Hold it steady.
We have to send this to the
galaxy warp without
- warping ourselves.
- This is too risky.
No, it's not.
Get over it.
If the shooting star
goes off mid-warp, it could
explode forever in warp space.
And even if we do manage to
destroy the entire galaxy warp,
they could still find
- another way to get here.
- Uhh, whatcha doin'?
- Steven?!
- Pearl! No!
- Mwah.
- Uhhhh...
What?
Garnet, what happened?
I passed my ability
to you for just a moment.
You mean...
I had future visions?
- Tell me what you saw.
- I saw... some good things,
- but mostly bad things.
- And now you can
- make the right choice.
- Hmm.
Connie, we have to
go right this instant.
Would you look at this?
An entire inch of snow.
Dad, there's no time!
- We got to go now!
- Wha-huh?!
Connie!
Oh, thank goodness you're safe.
- Nice sweatshirt, Greg.
- Oh, thanks.
Well, we better get going.
Bye, Connie.
Sorry we can't stay
- and watch the snow.
- Yeah.
It's starting to get pretty
bad out there.
I don't know if you
Universes should be
- driving in this weather.
- Why don't you both
stay here tonight?
- Really?!
- Wow, Mom.
- That's... really cool.
- It's... just safer that way.
We Maheswarans are all about safety.
- I'll make up the couch.
- A couch?
Ooh la la!
Chã¢teau Maheswaran!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Mmm.
You're roasting good!
And...
Good job not setting that one on fire.
Mm-hmm.
What is it about marshmallows
that make them so... good?
It's probably the animal
by-product.
You mean like... poop?
No.
Stuff like hooves, bone marrow,
collagen... and lots
of sugar and corn syrup.
Corn sugar!
Sugar syrup!
Mmm!
Bone marrow!
Hello?
Have you been watching
world weather news?
Um... no.
Steven's still grounded
- from watching TV.
- I see.
Well, there's a snowstorm on
its way to Beach City,
and I don't want
you getting snowed in.
You need to get a
ride home this instant.
Otherwise, your father is
gonna try to pick you up.
Oh, no. Don't send dad.
I'll be home soon.
- Looks like I got to get going.
- Oh, no!
There's a snowstorm coming
through, and my parents don't
- want me getting stuck here.
- Man! That stinks!
Wouldn't it be fun if we got
snowed in together?
We could stay up all night
and watch the snow fall!
- Hello, you two.
- Hi, Garnet.
- Hi, Garnet.
- You all having a nice time?
Yeah, but Connie has to go soon.
There's a snowstorm a-comin'.
Maybe the storm will miss us.
Sometimes the forecast
- is completely wrong.
- Nope.
- It's definitely going to snow.
- That's the 411, yo.
Trust.
- Garnet has future vision.
- You kids better get
- yourselves to Greg's.
- Wait ... We can't go yet.
I've got to show you this
- tube-tube video really quick.
- Steven.
It's only,
like, one minute long.
I know you don't want to go, but
you have to make the right choice.
That tickles!
Wow!
Gotcha, Steven!
Come on, kids.
We got to get going if we're
gonna beat the storm.
I'll start the van.
# Carabiner #
- # Carabiner! #
- Aw! Do we got to go?
Yes.
The Maheswarans think I'm
a responsible parent, and I've
got to maintain that image.
Guess this is it.
Well, Dad, if you
want to look responsible, you
should probably change
out of that sweatsuit.
But it's cherries.
Everybody likes cherries.
I'm a cherry man!
Okay, I see your point.
Just give me a second to change.
- Steven, are you procrastinating?
- Nah. I'm just killing time.
Aha! You can practically
smell the responsibility.
Isn't that the
turtleneck you wore the first
time you met them?
They're gonna think you only
- have one fancy shirt.
- I do only have one fancy shirt.
Don't worry, Dad.
We'll help you find the perfect,
- most responsible outfit.
- I don't know.
I haven't worn any of
this stuff in years.
Ohh!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
- Okay, how about this one?
- I can't lie.
That is the best
outfit I have ever seen.
Okay, great! Let's go!
Holy moly!
That snow is really coming down.
- W-What are we gonna do?
- Uhh...
- I guess we'll have to walk.
- What?!
A responsible parent
doesn't let two kids strand
themselves in a van in
the middle of nowhere.
A responsible parent escorts
those kids through wind, sleet, and snow
to avoid making the other parents angry!
H-Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
H-Hello,
Dr. and Mr. Maheswaran.
Sorry we're late.
Mom, Dad...
you remember
- Mr. Universe and Ste...
- Do you have any idea what time it is?!
- Why are the children blue?!
- What are you do...
Ah... ah... choo!
She's sick!
You're going straight to bed,
young lady!
That's the last time I let you
- out during flu season.
- I think you know
where the door is.
Since you're... standing in it.
Uhh, I kind of crashed my ride.
- Are you serious?!
- Yes.
I'll go set up the pull-out couch.
Uhh... okay.
So much for being responsible.
Maybe I should
have worn the floral print.
Is everyone okay?
- Yeah.
- W-Wait.
- What ... W-What happened?
- We wiped out.
No, I mean,
why are we in the van?
You're right.
We got to get out there and
start walking if we
want to get Connie home.
Dad! No!
We should stay put.
- It'll be way safer this way.
- My parents are all about safety.
- Heh. You can't argue with safety.
- It'll be like camping.
But in cozy bucket seats.
Thanks for dinner, Mr. Universe.
Itadakimasu.
Any requests?
Hmm.
Let's hear a song about...
a snack monster that loves...
animal by-products!
Om-nom-nom!
Hello?
Connie, are you still at
Steven Universe's house?
- I'm on my way.
- Dad, no!
You know how bad you are
at driving in the snow!
- It's way too rough out here!
- I'm almost at Beach City,
so start putting on your shoes.
I see some headlights.
Is that him?
Don't worry.
I got it this time.
Oh, wait.
Ohh!
Dad, stop the car!
You're right in front of us!
I-I got it. I got it! I ...
Ohh!
I-I don't got it!
I don't have anything!
- Whoa. Sorry, Steven. Are you okay?
- Connie, what's going on?!
- Everything keeps repeating!
- Hey, come on, kids.
We got to get going if we're
gonna beat the storm.
I'll start the van.
# Carabiner #
♪ Carabiner! ♪
Hey! What the ...
My keys!
I'm not gonna find those till Spring!
- Come on, Connie!
- What?
Hey!
- Let's go back to my place.
- But my parents ...
No, Connie!
You have to listen to me!
If we leave Beach City, bad
things are gonna happen!
I've seen it! Bad things!
Several bad things!
Um... okay.
Let me just call my mom
and tell her.
Mom, this is Connie.
I'm staying at Steven's overnight.
- Oh, no, you're not, young lady!
- But Mom!
- You're coming home right now!
- Dr. Maheswaran, you
can't let your husband leave the house!
- He can't drive in the snow!
- What?
- Yes, I can!
- Please trust me!
Hey!
Hold it steady.
We have to send this to the
galaxy warp without
- warping ourselves.
- This is too risky.
No, it's not.
Get over it.
If the shooting star
goes off mid-warp, it could
explode forever in warp space.
And even if we do manage to
destroy the entire galaxy warp,
they could still find
- another way to get here.
- Uhh, whatcha doin'?
- Steven?!
- Pearl! No!
- Mwah.
- Uhhhh...
What?
Garnet, what happened?
I passed my ability
to you for just a moment.
You mean...
I had future visions?
- Tell me what you saw.
- I saw... some good things,
- but mostly bad things.
- And now you can
- make the right choice.
- Hmm.
Connie, we have to
go right this instant.
Would you look at this?
An entire inch of snow.
Dad, there's no time!
- We got to go now!
- Wha-huh?!
Connie!
Oh, thank goodness you're safe.
- Nice sweatshirt, Greg.
- Oh, thanks.
Well, we better get going.
Bye, Connie.
Sorry we can't stay
- and watch the snow.
- Yeah.
It's starting to get pretty
bad out there.
I don't know if you
Universes should be
- driving in this weather.
- Why don't you both
stay here tonight?
- Really?!
- Wow, Mom.
- That's... really cool.
- It's... just safer that way.
We Maheswarans are all about safety.
- I'll make up the couch.
- A couch?
Ooh la la!
Chã¢teau Maheswaran!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.