Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 41 - Horror Club - full transcript
Steven goes to the lighthouse in Beach City to watch scary movies with Ronaldo, Sadie and Lars. However, something else is with them.
♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
♪ and if you think we can't ♪
♪ we'll always find a way ♪
- # That's why the people #
- # Of this world #
- # believe in... #
- # Garnet #
- # Amethyst #
- # And Pearl #
♪ And Steven! ♪
1x41 - "Horror Club"
~ Fora Temer ~
Sadie, better hurry up!
I'm gonna lock you in!
Hey, just a sec.
Don't be too scared.
It's just me.
I'm on my way over to
a spooky-Movie party.
- You want to come?
- Party?
- Who's throwing it?
- Ronaldo, the french fryman.
Ugh! That social napalm?
Do what you want, man.
I got better things to do than
Wax weird with Beach City's
biggest bozo, Ronaldo.
Okay.
Oh, ha! Nice timing, Steven.
Hey, should we head over to Ronaldo's?
Yeah!
I'm-A get so scared!
Night, Lars.
- Nighty-Night.
- Hey! Wait up!
- So, where's this thing at?
- It's right up there.
Steven!
Welcome to my Beach City horror club.
More like comedy club.
Lars?! Oh!
What are you doing here?
Um...
uh, c-c-c-come in.
I'm scared already.
Ronaldo, right? Yeah.
I'm Sadie.
Nice to finally officially meet you.
Boo!
Steven, you're friends with Lars?
Yeah. Isn't everybody?
- Oh, boy!
- Yeah!
Our first film tonight is
a rare classic that hardly
needs introduction ...
"Evil bear 2: Bearly alive."
What? I've seen that.
It's boring.
And that stupid fake C.G. bear!
Hardly looks like it's
- really killing anybody.
- C.G.?! Blasphemer!
You saw the remake!
I have the original.
A true fan would accept nothing less.
Whoa, man.
Take it down a notch.
Whoa, wait.
How did you get a copy of that?
Can I see the box?
Whoa! In this cut, you actually
see evil bear eat the Hermit's leg.
Ho! Oh, is this gonna
be a bit much for him?
I can handle it!
Yo, Steven, are you sure you
can see with the couch in your way?
- You're... eating my... leg!
- Oh!
Oh, did I miss the part where
- you can see the sound guy?
- Hey!
- It was just getting good!
- What's going on?
- Probably just a fuse.
- Or maybe it's a gho-o-st?
- Good one.
- No, really.
What if it's a gho-o-o-o-st?
As a skeptic of mortality,
I've long suspected that
this place might be haunted.
Aha!
Spirit, I beseech you!
Dude, cut it out.
You're being super-weird.
We wish to make contact!
Please, spirit, send us a sign.
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Ow!
- Spirit, that was a good sign.
But could you send a couple more
like that, just to be sure?
Whoa!
That's ... that's okay, spirit.
- You can rein it in a little!
- How is this happening?!
This... is amazing!
A real-life haunted house!
Look out!
Let's get out of here!
It won't open!
I'm so sorry!
I had no idea there was this
violent of a presence here.
- It happens.
- No, it doesn't!
- It's not a ghost!
- Who cares what it is?
We need to get out of here!
You know, I deal with this
kind of stuff on a regular basis,
but, uh, you, uh, looked
- pretty cool back there.
- Yeah?
- Yeah! You really took charge.
- When stuff gets hairy, I just
- keep my eyes forward, you know?
- Once the civilians are safe,
I'm gonna come back to investigate.
If you wanted to help...
- Is something wrong, Lars?
- Oh, shh!
What is that?
Oh, it's nothing!
We're all just hearing things
and seeing things and feeling
things that aren't real!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Have you ever seen a haunting this bad?!
This is no
run-of-the-mill haunting!
It's a poltergeist!
A "ghost" only haunts a house.
A poltergeist haunts a person!
They're usually attracted to the
terrifying inner world of
the emotionally disturbed!
You think stuff is coming after me?!
How can you listen to this weird guy?
He practically lives in a haunted house.
Don't you think maybe he had
something to do with it?
I think you can stop
being such a dink to Ronaldo.
Sadie, you're not an idiot!
- Hey!
- Do you believe all of this?!
- I...
- All this stuff ... they've got
to be doing it somehow.
We've got to ditch these guys.
Come on.
I'm not ditching anyone.
But what about me, huh?!
Sadie, come on. You always ...
Huh?
- Sadie?
- The spirit took her!
You're gonna drag us all down
with you!
Don't you even care?!
Lars!
The basement!
- I don't see her anywhere!
- Spirit, show yourself!
It's close. I can feel it.
It's hurting and... obsessed.
- It should've been you!
- Wh-What?
It took her, but it should
have been you, Lars!
Whoa!
H-Hold on, Ronaldo.
Lars.
- Hey! Let go!
- Wait! Stop!
What are you doing?
Spirit, I deliver the package
of darkness!
Return to us the innocent Sadie!
Lars!
C-Come on, man.
We used to be friends.
And you threw me away!
- Lars!
- No, Steven!
- He's not worth it!
- Why does everything bad
happen to me?
Sadie!
It's a gem.
This is the perfect clubhouse
for the Beach City explorer club!
Secret clubhouse, right, Ronny?
Zip!
Lars, you're a riot!
- Dude!
- Just carving our names in!
Pretty metal, huh?
Weird.
Holy smokes!
The clubhouse is possessed!
Lars! Lars!
When you turn on the TV
tomorrow, this is what's
gonna be on every station!
B-B-But ... but you
said this was secret.
Our first paranormal discovery!
We're gonna take on the world together!
Um... let me just ...
uh, I'll just, uh...
No!
What are you doing?!
- No, no, no, no, no!
- I'm just tearing myself out.
Stop!
Let me... see!
What did you do?
Oh!
Oh, come on.
Ronny, know I can't let
- people see me like that.
- What?!
What's the matter with you?!
Don't you know how important
this was?!
Why do you care so much about
- what other people think?!
- You wouldn't say that if you
knew what other people say about you!
Lars?
Okay, shh. I've got you.
When you were stuck in the wall,
was the house like your body?
You must have felt like you were
under attack, back when
carved his Lars carved
- his name in you.
- Can I see that?
Uh, sorry.
We should let it rest.
So, all that lashing out was
just from feeling hurt
- and trapped for so long.
- I didn't mean to rip it up, okay?
You can stop talking
- about me now.
- Wait!
- Oh, Sadie, are you okay?
- Uh, yeah. I'm fine.
Oh, yeah.
We were both worried about ...
I mean, I ran down here faster.
- Can we get out of here?
- Sadie, you can
come with me.
I think these two have
- a lot to talk about.
- I bet.
I wasn't trying to make you
look bad.
Ah, whatever.
It didn't matter.
- I don't care!
- Hey, Lars...
take it down a notch.
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
♪ and if you think we can't ♪
♪ we'll always find a way ♪
- # That's why the people #
- # Of this world #
- # believe in... #
- # Garnet #
- # Amethyst #
- # And Pearl #
♪ And Steven! ♪
1x41 - "Horror Club"
~ Fora Temer ~
Sadie, better hurry up!
I'm gonna lock you in!
Hey, just a sec.
Don't be too scared.
It's just me.
I'm on my way over to
a spooky-Movie party.
- You want to come?
- Party?
- Who's throwing it?
- Ronaldo, the french fryman.
Ugh! That social napalm?
Do what you want, man.
I got better things to do than
Wax weird with Beach City's
biggest bozo, Ronaldo.
Okay.
Oh, ha! Nice timing, Steven.
Hey, should we head over to Ronaldo's?
Yeah!
I'm-A get so scared!
Night, Lars.
- Nighty-Night.
- Hey! Wait up!
- So, where's this thing at?
- It's right up there.
Steven!
Welcome to my Beach City horror club.
More like comedy club.
Lars?! Oh!
What are you doing here?
Um...
uh, c-c-c-come in.
I'm scared already.
Ronaldo, right? Yeah.
I'm Sadie.
Nice to finally officially meet you.
Boo!
Steven, you're friends with Lars?
Yeah. Isn't everybody?
- Oh, boy!
- Yeah!
Our first film tonight is
a rare classic that hardly
needs introduction ...
"Evil bear 2: Bearly alive."
What? I've seen that.
It's boring.
And that stupid fake C.G. bear!
Hardly looks like it's
- really killing anybody.
- C.G.?! Blasphemer!
You saw the remake!
I have the original.
A true fan would accept nothing less.
Whoa, man.
Take it down a notch.
Whoa, wait.
How did you get a copy of that?
Can I see the box?
Whoa! In this cut, you actually
see evil bear eat the Hermit's leg.
Ho! Oh, is this gonna
be a bit much for him?
I can handle it!
Yo, Steven, are you sure you
can see with the couch in your way?
- You're... eating my... leg!
- Oh!
Oh, did I miss the part where
- you can see the sound guy?
- Hey!
- It was just getting good!
- What's going on?
- Probably just a fuse.
- Or maybe it's a gho-o-st?
- Good one.
- No, really.
What if it's a gho-o-o-o-st?
As a skeptic of mortality,
I've long suspected that
this place might be haunted.
Aha!
Spirit, I beseech you!
Dude, cut it out.
You're being super-weird.
We wish to make contact!
Please, spirit, send us a sign.
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
- Ow!
- Spirit, that was a good sign.
But could you send a couple more
like that, just to be sure?
Whoa!
That's ... that's okay, spirit.
- You can rein it in a little!
- How is this happening?!
This... is amazing!
A real-life haunted house!
Look out!
Let's get out of here!
It won't open!
I'm so sorry!
I had no idea there was this
violent of a presence here.
- It happens.
- No, it doesn't!
- It's not a ghost!
- Who cares what it is?
We need to get out of here!
You know, I deal with this
kind of stuff on a regular basis,
but, uh, you, uh, looked
- pretty cool back there.
- Yeah?
- Yeah! You really took charge.
- When stuff gets hairy, I just
- keep my eyes forward, you know?
- Once the civilians are safe,
I'm gonna come back to investigate.
If you wanted to help...
- Is something wrong, Lars?
- Oh, shh!
What is that?
Oh, it's nothing!
We're all just hearing things
and seeing things and feeling
things that aren't real!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Have you ever seen a haunting this bad?!
This is no
run-of-the-mill haunting!
It's a poltergeist!
A "ghost" only haunts a house.
A poltergeist haunts a person!
They're usually attracted to the
terrifying inner world of
the emotionally disturbed!
You think stuff is coming after me?!
How can you listen to this weird guy?
He practically lives in a haunted house.
Don't you think maybe he had
something to do with it?
I think you can stop
being such a dink to Ronaldo.
Sadie, you're not an idiot!
- Hey!
- Do you believe all of this?!
- I...
- All this stuff ... they've got
to be doing it somehow.
We've got to ditch these guys.
Come on.
I'm not ditching anyone.
But what about me, huh?!
Sadie, come on. You always ...
Huh?
- Sadie?
- The spirit took her!
You're gonna drag us all down
with you!
Don't you even care?!
Lars!
The basement!
- I don't see her anywhere!
- Spirit, show yourself!
It's close. I can feel it.
It's hurting and... obsessed.
- It should've been you!
- Wh-What?
It took her, but it should
have been you, Lars!
Whoa!
H-Hold on, Ronaldo.
Lars.
- Hey! Let go!
- Wait! Stop!
What are you doing?
Spirit, I deliver the package
of darkness!
Return to us the innocent Sadie!
Lars!
C-Come on, man.
We used to be friends.
And you threw me away!
- Lars!
- No, Steven!
- He's not worth it!
- Why does everything bad
happen to me?
Sadie!
It's a gem.
This is the perfect clubhouse
for the Beach City explorer club!
Secret clubhouse, right, Ronny?
Zip!
Lars, you're a riot!
- Dude!
- Just carving our names in!
Pretty metal, huh?
Weird.
Holy smokes!
The clubhouse is possessed!
Lars! Lars!
When you turn on the TV
tomorrow, this is what's
gonna be on every station!
B-B-But ... but you
said this was secret.
Our first paranormal discovery!
We're gonna take on the world together!
Um... let me just ...
uh, I'll just, uh...
No!
What are you doing?!
- No, no, no, no, no!
- I'm just tearing myself out.
Stop!
Let me... see!
What did you do?
Oh!
Oh, come on.
Ronny, know I can't let
- people see me like that.
- What?!
What's the matter with you?!
Don't you know how important
this was?!
Why do you care so much about
- what other people think?!
- You wouldn't say that if you
knew what other people say about you!
Lars?
Okay, shh. I've got you.
When you were stuck in the wall,
was the house like your body?
You must have felt like you were
under attack, back when
carved his Lars carved
- his name in you.
- Can I see that?
Uh, sorry.
We should let it rest.
So, all that lashing out was
just from feeling hurt
- and trapped for so long.
- I didn't mean to rip it up, okay?
You can stop talking
- about me now.
- Wait!
- Oh, Sadie, are you okay?
- Uh, yeah. I'm fine.
Oh, yeah.
We were both worried about ...
I mean, I ran down here faster.
- Can we get out of here?
- Sadie, you can
come with me.
I think these two have
- a lot to talk about.
- I bet.
I wasn't trying to make you
look bad.
Ah, whatever.
It didn't matter.
- I don't care!
- Hey, Lars...
take it down a notch.