Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 37 - Warp Tour - full transcript
Steven becomes uneasy after seeing an unknown object traversing through a warp stream, despite the Gems' attempts to disprove his claims.
~ Fora Temer ~
I can't believe that went so well.
That was kind of
great when you hit it with your
spear and it went like...
Bing boing ... Pkwww!
And the way you were
circling around it...
almost looked like strategy.
Well, you know, I can
do that stuff, too.
Wait up!
Sorry I couldn't help much.
I think the flowers are
making me ... ah-ahh...
- Sorry, Garnet.
- I'll live.
Oh, Steven, you're
supposed to sneeze into
- your antecubital fossa.
- My what?
Your...
This thing.
- Do it at Pearl!
- Steven, your fossa!
Waah! Wha?
Whoa.
Huh?
Waah!
Careful!
It's dangerous to stick your
- head out of the stream!
- There's not much air,
- and it's very cold.
- You guys, I saw
- something out there!
- What?
- Something warping!
- Steven, that's not possible.
Is your vision
blurry from the pollen?
I can see Perfectly... Pearl.
- I know there's something out there!
- There's nothing out there, Steven.
There hasn't been anything else
for a long, long time.
Ugh! Uh...
Amethyst!
Hey, Steven!
Want some macaroni cheese?
W-Wait!
I can't sleep.
Why? Are you scared
of that thing you saw
warping right into the house
and attacking you in your sleep?
- No.
- Oh! Good!
Good. Nighty night!
Don't let the warp monster bite!
Looks like I'm not sleeping
tonight.
Steven...
we've got a surprise for you.
Oh, Pearl.
Now you're not
getting any cookies.
Cookies?!
I'll take 'em!
- Slow down, Amethyst.
- I'm sorry, Pearl.
I just...
I guess I didn't...
Didn't sleep.
- Maybe.
- Oh, Steven!
This isn't about the thing you
think you saw outside the warp
stream yesterday, is it?
But it was real!
Something was warping
somewhere in the warp!
Listen.
Nothing on Earth can use
the warps but us.
Do you understand?
Steven, nod in agreement
if you understand.
- Nod in agreement ...
- I'm confident Pearl is right.
But if it'll make you feel
better, we can just go check.
Nothing unusual.
Bless you.
Nothing here, either.
And the geode is holding nicely.
Whoa!
Now that's something!
Heh. Steven Jr.'s been busy.
- This makes you a grandpa!
- Congratulations.
Hey!
We're getting off task here!
We've looked all over!
- There's nothing out here to find!
- But you're wrong.
- Excuse me?
- I... I mean ...
Nothing on Earth can use
these warps but us!
Well, what if it came from space?
I...
don't appreciate your tone.
These are the warps that once
connected us to other planets.
If something tried to come from
space, it would be through here.
But wait!
This warp pad is broken, marked
inactive by the very depressed
cartoon breakfast sticker
- you placed here yourself!
- Look, Pearl's right, like usual.
- Ugh! You get used to it.
- We're safe.
Well... I guess so.
Oh, man! Finally!
That took all day.
It was important to
make Steven feel secure.
Yes, Steven feels much
better now.
I'm a little tired...
of you guys telling me how I feel!
I know I saw something
outside the stream!
And I know you didn't!
You don't tell me
- what I already know!
- Why is it so hard to just "listen to Steven?"
Uh, this is new.
I kind of like it.
Steven, you just don't
know what you're talking about.
It sounds like
maybe you don't know what
- I'm talking about!
- Ugh!
Okay, Steven, that's enough.
Let it go.
Hey, dude.
You still on about that thing in
the stream? Uh, what you eating?
- Macaroni and nothing.
- Ugh. Whatever.
We can hang out again when you
stop being such a sad sack.
Ugh!
Why am I doing this?
Fine. I give up!
Steven was wrong and
everyone else was right!
Nothing's going to come
through that warp pad!
You were the thing in the warp stream!
You did come from space.
You're trying to get to the warp
pad, aren't you?
Amethyst, come back!
Oof!
I knew it!
I did see something!
Guys!
I was right!
Guys!
Come on! Check this out!
Ow!
Unh!
Sorry!
Huh?
Oh, no, you don't!
Garnet! Amethyst!
Pe-e-e-arl!
Where are you going?!
Huh?
Y-you're coming from all over?
Ow! Hey!
Stop it!
Whoa!
Unh!
Huh?
I won't...
let you... Unh!
I was right.
And now...
I'm gonna die...
a tired, frozen little...
sad sack.
Huh?
Take deep breaths.
So, this is what you saw.
- I don't care about that!
- I do.
I should've listened to you.
You're a Crystal Gem, too.
Steven, are you okay?!
Amethyst heard the warp pad
activating, and Garnet said you
were floating outside
the stream and ...
Uh... what is that?
- You don't know?
- Whoa.
- That thing's far out.
- It's some kind of
space robot.
There were tons of them!
And it looked like they were all
going to the same place.
Huh?
What are they doing
to the homeworld warp?
There's a million of them!
- They fixed it?
- What does that mean?
I... don't know.
- Hmm...
- Who is that?
No idea.
Log date: 312.
This is Peridot, performing
- Earth hub maintenance check.
- Peridot.
Her name is Peridot.
Warp repair a success.
All 79 flask robonoids deployed
and accounted for.
Preparing to locate and manually
reactivate kinderga...
Aww.
The little ones are like her babies.
Now to access the domestic warp.
Huh? Huh.
This site may have been
compromised.
They're coming back.
I can't do this!
- Not again!
- We're dead!
- We are so dead!
- Was that another gem?
Where did she come from?
What was she trying to do?
- Huh?
- It doesn't matter.
- Whoa.
- Oh.
She's not coming back.
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
I can't believe that went so well.
That was kind of
great when you hit it with your
spear and it went like...
Bing boing ... Pkwww!
And the way you were
circling around it...
almost looked like strategy.
Well, you know, I can
do that stuff, too.
Wait up!
Sorry I couldn't help much.
I think the flowers are
making me ... ah-ahh...
- Sorry, Garnet.
- I'll live.
Oh, Steven, you're
supposed to sneeze into
- your antecubital fossa.
- My what?
Your...
This thing.
- Do it at Pearl!
- Steven, your fossa!
Waah! Wha?
Whoa.
Huh?
Waah!
Careful!
It's dangerous to stick your
- head out of the stream!
- There's not much air,
- and it's very cold.
- You guys, I saw
- something out there!
- What?
- Something warping!
- Steven, that's not possible.
Is your vision
blurry from the pollen?
I can see Perfectly... Pearl.
- I know there's something out there!
- There's nothing out there, Steven.
There hasn't been anything else
for a long, long time.
Ugh! Uh...
Amethyst!
Hey, Steven!
Want some macaroni cheese?
W-Wait!
I can't sleep.
Why? Are you scared
of that thing you saw
warping right into the house
and attacking you in your sleep?
- No.
- Oh! Good!
Good. Nighty night!
Don't let the warp monster bite!
Looks like I'm not sleeping
tonight.
Steven...
we've got a surprise for you.
Oh, Pearl.
Now you're not
getting any cookies.
Cookies?!
I'll take 'em!
- Slow down, Amethyst.
- I'm sorry, Pearl.
I just...
I guess I didn't...
Didn't sleep.
- Maybe.
- Oh, Steven!
This isn't about the thing you
think you saw outside the warp
stream yesterday, is it?
But it was real!
Something was warping
somewhere in the warp!
Listen.
Nothing on Earth can use
the warps but us.
Do you understand?
Steven, nod in agreement
if you understand.
- Nod in agreement ...
- I'm confident Pearl is right.
But if it'll make you feel
better, we can just go check.
Nothing unusual.
Bless you.
Nothing here, either.
And the geode is holding nicely.
Whoa!
Now that's something!
Heh. Steven Jr.'s been busy.
- This makes you a grandpa!
- Congratulations.
Hey!
We're getting off task here!
We've looked all over!
- There's nothing out here to find!
- But you're wrong.
- Excuse me?
- I... I mean ...
Nothing on Earth can use
these warps but us!
Well, what if it came from space?
I...
don't appreciate your tone.
These are the warps that once
connected us to other planets.
If something tried to come from
space, it would be through here.
But wait!
This warp pad is broken, marked
inactive by the very depressed
cartoon breakfast sticker
- you placed here yourself!
- Look, Pearl's right, like usual.
- Ugh! You get used to it.
- We're safe.
Well... I guess so.
Oh, man! Finally!
That took all day.
It was important to
make Steven feel secure.
Yes, Steven feels much
better now.
I'm a little tired...
of you guys telling me how I feel!
I know I saw something
outside the stream!
And I know you didn't!
You don't tell me
- what I already know!
- Why is it so hard to just "listen to Steven?"
Uh, this is new.
I kind of like it.
Steven, you just don't
know what you're talking about.
It sounds like
maybe you don't know what
- I'm talking about!
- Ugh!
Okay, Steven, that's enough.
Let it go.
Hey, dude.
You still on about that thing in
the stream? Uh, what you eating?
- Macaroni and nothing.
- Ugh. Whatever.
We can hang out again when you
stop being such a sad sack.
Ugh!
Why am I doing this?
Fine. I give up!
Steven was wrong and
everyone else was right!
Nothing's going to come
through that warp pad!
You were the thing in the warp stream!
You did come from space.
You're trying to get to the warp
pad, aren't you?
Amethyst, come back!
Oof!
I knew it!
I did see something!
Guys!
I was right!
Guys!
Come on! Check this out!
Ow!
Unh!
Sorry!
Huh?
Oh, no, you don't!
Garnet! Amethyst!
Pe-e-e-arl!
Where are you going?!
Huh?
Y-you're coming from all over?
Ow! Hey!
Stop it!
Whoa!
Unh!
Huh?
I won't...
let you... Unh!
I was right.
And now...
I'm gonna die...
a tired, frozen little...
sad sack.
Huh?
Take deep breaths.
So, this is what you saw.
- I don't care about that!
- I do.
I should've listened to you.
You're a Crystal Gem, too.
Steven, are you okay?!
Amethyst heard the warp pad
activating, and Garnet said you
were floating outside
the stream and ...
Uh... what is that?
- You don't know?
- Whoa.
- That thing's far out.
- It's some kind of
space robot.
There were tons of them!
And it looked like they were all
going to the same place.
Huh?
What are they doing
to the homeworld warp?
There's a million of them!
- They fixed it?
- What does that mean?
I... don't know.
- Hmm...
- Who is that?
No idea.
Log date: 312.
This is Peridot, performing
- Earth hub maintenance check.
- Peridot.
Her name is Peridot.
Warp repair a success.
All 79 flask robonoids deployed
and accounted for.
Preparing to locate and manually
reactivate kinderga...
Aww.
The little ones are like her babies.
Now to access the domestic warp.
Huh? Huh.
This site may have been
compromised.
They're coming back.
I can't do this!
- Not again!
- We're dead!
- We are so dead!
- Was that another gem?
Where did she come from?
What was she trying to do?
- Huh?
- It doesn't matter.
- Whoa.
- Oh.
She's not coming back.
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.