Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 35 - Lion 3: Straight to Video - full transcript
Lion won't stop laying on Steven's face while he sleeps.
♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪
♪ we'll always save the day ♪
♪ and if you think we can't ♪
♪ we'll always find a way ♪
- # that's why the people #
- # of this world #
- # believe in... #
- # Garnet #
- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #
♪ And Steven! ♪
1x35
"Lion 3: Straight to Video"
~ Fora Temer ~
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
hmmmm-hmmm...
- You can do it, Steven.
- Thanks Sadie.
It's just...
I could get a donut, which
would be tasty.
But I always get donuts.
Shouldn't I be living life to
the fullest and trying new things?
So tonight, maybe I'm
thinking... spicy pretzels?
Why don't you ask your little friend?
Ugh, lion those are gross.
- No offense.
- You kids better hurry it up.
Lars and I are closing up...
I'm closing up for the day.
Hey, Sadie!
There's a snack named after you?
Nah, those are all lunches
my mom packed for me.
- Aww, that's so nice!
- Eh... actually, it's pretty
embarrassing. She's
been doing it for years.
I mean, I know how to feed myself!
They just make me feel
like a kid, you know?
- Can I try one?
- Sure.
But choose wisely.
Some of those have been
in there for a few months.
Alrighty, let's
see what we got here.
Look like a classic PBJ
sandwich cut into triangles!
Very nice! It's the only
shape a sandwich should be.
Mama Sadie, this lunch is a win!
And for dessert we have...
Whoa! Look at this!
Lion! Lion look!
It's a cookie shaped like a star!
I guess you could say this cookie is...
out of this world. Eh?
I wonder what kind of lunch
my mom would've made me?
Maybe actual space cookies!
I just wish...
I knew a little more about her.
Blink if this means you love me!
He loves me!
All done!
I made sure to make it extra
skooshy, just the way you like it!
Wha... hey!
Hey, get out of there!
Lion, this is the Steven
bed not the lion bed!
Come on!
Whoa!
Hey! That's mine too!
And Sir Bearington.
'Night lion!
Love you...
in the morning.
Whoa...
What is this place?
I can't breathe!
Steven!
Steven! Steven! Steven!
Steven! Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Hang on! I got you!
Ugh, lion! Let him go!
- What happened?
- Steven, are you all right?
Why was lion sleeping on top of you?
I don't know.
He's being a little clingy today.
But that's cause I'm his
favorite! Oh!
See? Wait...
Why are you here, Pearl?
Me?
Nothing. I was just uh...
well, you know how I always say...
um, I just uh...
I like to watch you sleep
sometimes. And by
sometimes I mean often.
Okeydokey, it's time
for everyone to leave Steven alone.
I'm a growing boy
and I needs my rest.
Lion, that means you too.
Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
- Hm!
- I win.
W-what?!
That was a good move.
- Thanks.
- Dogcopter, how do you do it?
- How do I do what?
- I mean, what's your secret?
- How'd you get so talented?
- Don't focus so much on
talent, Steven. Making art
is all about communication.
A piece of art is a conversation.
Every choice you make
is a statement.
Don't worry about labels
or conforming to a standard.
Just be true to yourself and
people will appreciate
your honesty.
Ahh.
Whoa...
Thanks for the advice.
- And take a deep breath.
- What?
Here again?
I don't know what this place is
but it feels...familiar.
Why can't I breathe?
Wait a minute... Lion!
Lion, my face is not your bed!
What's going on with you?
You just wanted a belly rub?
You never let me touch
your belly! Oh!
It's a trap!
An adorable trap!
Okay you got me!
Will you let me go?
Come on now!
That's it!
Let's go lion, you're on a time out!
I said, you're on time out!
You're gonna stay out here
and think about what you did!
He loves me!
Aww, I just can't stay mad at you!
You're a wonderful pink human being.
Except you're not.
'Cause you're a lion.
I'm inside lion's mane?!
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Am I...
supposed to do something here?
Wha ...?
Mm...
For me?
Who would put this here?
And how does this huge place
fit inside of lion's mane anyw ...
Mm...
...and he keeps
sleeping on Steven's face!
But Steven doesn't want me
watching him anymore.
So one of you two has to do it.
- Sadie! Sadie!
- Steven, you know donuts
aren't ready for another hour.
Really? Come on!
What are you doing?
Steven, that voice.
Greg made a friend.
What?! Ah!
- Go on...
- Sorry, I'm getting stage
- fright here.
- Tell us about yourself.
Well, let's see here...
My name is Greg.
No, no, no! This is all wrong!
Okay, go!
They call me...
Mr. Universe! Get
ready baby, you're gonna
have the coolest dad
this side of the cosmos!
Press the button, Rose!
Oh, right!
Was that the right one?
- Uh... maybe?
- Oh, what does this one do?
Isn't it remarkable, Steven?
This world is full of
so many possibilities.
Each living thing has an
entirely unique experience.
The sights they see,
the sounds they hear.
The lives they live are so
complicated... a-and so simple.
I can't wait for you to join them.
Steven, we can't both exist.
I'm going to become half of you.
And I need you to know that
every moment you love being
yourself, that's me, loving
you and loving being you.
Because you're going to
be something extraordinary.
You're going to be a human being.
- Hey, Rose!
- Take care of them, Steven.
Hey, Sadie, come on we got to open up!
What in the world did you guys watch?
Hey, mom?
You know how I said you didn't
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
♪ we'll always save the day ♪
♪ and if you think we can't ♪
♪ we'll always find a way ♪
- # that's why the people #
- # of this world #
- # believe in... #
- # Garnet #
- # Amethyst #
- # and Pearl #
♪ And Steven! ♪
1x35
"Lion 3: Straight to Video"
~ Fora Temer ~
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
hmmmm-hmmm...
- You can do it, Steven.
- Thanks Sadie.
It's just...
I could get a donut, which
would be tasty.
But I always get donuts.
Shouldn't I be living life to
the fullest and trying new things?
So tonight, maybe I'm
thinking... spicy pretzels?
Why don't you ask your little friend?
Ugh, lion those are gross.
- No offense.
- You kids better hurry it up.
Lars and I are closing up...
I'm closing up for the day.
Hey, Sadie!
There's a snack named after you?
Nah, those are all lunches
my mom packed for me.
- Aww, that's so nice!
- Eh... actually, it's pretty
embarrassing. She's
been doing it for years.
I mean, I know how to feed myself!
They just make me feel
like a kid, you know?
- Can I try one?
- Sure.
But choose wisely.
Some of those have been
in there for a few months.
Alrighty, let's
see what we got here.
Look like a classic PBJ
sandwich cut into triangles!
Very nice! It's the only
shape a sandwich should be.
Mama Sadie, this lunch is a win!
And for dessert we have...
Whoa! Look at this!
Lion! Lion look!
It's a cookie shaped like a star!
I guess you could say this cookie is...
out of this world. Eh?
I wonder what kind of lunch
my mom would've made me?
Maybe actual space cookies!
I just wish...
I knew a little more about her.
Blink if this means you love me!
He loves me!
All done!
I made sure to make it extra
skooshy, just the way you like it!
Wha... hey!
Hey, get out of there!
Lion, this is the Steven
bed not the lion bed!
Come on!
Whoa!
Hey! That's mine too!
And Sir Bearington.
'Night lion!
Love you...
in the morning.
Whoa...
What is this place?
I can't breathe!
Steven!
Steven! Steven! Steven!
Steven! Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Hang on! I got you!
Ugh, lion! Let him go!
- What happened?
- Steven, are you all right?
Why was lion sleeping on top of you?
I don't know.
He's being a little clingy today.
But that's cause I'm his
favorite! Oh!
See? Wait...
Why are you here, Pearl?
Me?
Nothing. I was just uh...
well, you know how I always say...
um, I just uh...
I like to watch you sleep
sometimes. And by
sometimes I mean often.
Okeydokey, it's time
for everyone to leave Steven alone.
I'm a growing boy
and I needs my rest.
Lion, that means you too.
Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
- Hm!
- I win.
W-what?!
That was a good move.
- Thanks.
- Dogcopter, how do you do it?
- How do I do what?
- I mean, what's your secret?
- How'd you get so talented?
- Don't focus so much on
talent, Steven. Making art
is all about communication.
A piece of art is a conversation.
Every choice you make
is a statement.
Don't worry about labels
or conforming to a standard.
Just be true to yourself and
people will appreciate
your honesty.
Ahh.
Whoa...
Thanks for the advice.
- And take a deep breath.
- What?
Here again?
I don't know what this place is
but it feels...familiar.
Why can't I breathe?
Wait a minute... Lion!
Lion, my face is not your bed!
What's going on with you?
You just wanted a belly rub?
You never let me touch
your belly! Oh!
It's a trap!
An adorable trap!
Okay you got me!
Will you let me go?
Come on now!
That's it!
Let's go lion, you're on a time out!
I said, you're on time out!
You're gonna stay out here
and think about what you did!
He loves me!
Aww, I just can't stay mad at you!
You're a wonderful pink human being.
Except you're not.
'Cause you're a lion.
I'm inside lion's mane?!
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Am I...
supposed to do something here?
Wha ...?
Mm...
For me?
Who would put this here?
And how does this huge place
fit inside of lion's mane anyw ...
Mm...
...and he keeps
sleeping on Steven's face!
But Steven doesn't want me
watching him anymore.
So one of you two has to do it.
- Sadie! Sadie!
- Steven, you know donuts
aren't ready for another hour.
Really? Come on!
What are you doing?
Steven, that voice.
Greg made a friend.
What?! Ah!
- Go on...
- Sorry, I'm getting stage
- fright here.
- Tell us about yourself.
Well, let's see here...
My name is Greg.
No, no, no! This is all wrong!
Okay, go!
They call me...
Mr. Universe! Get
ready baby, you're gonna
have the coolest dad
this side of the cosmos!
Press the button, Rose!
Oh, right!
Was that the right one?
- Uh... maybe?
- Oh, what does this one do?
Isn't it remarkable, Steven?
This world is full of
so many possibilities.
Each living thing has an
entirely unique experience.
The sights they see,
the sounds they hear.
The lives they live are so
complicated... a-and so simple.
I can't wait for you to join them.
Steven, we can't both exist.
I'm going to become half of you.
And I need you to know that
every moment you love being
yourself, that's me, loving
you and loving being you.
Because you're going to
be something extraordinary.
You're going to be a human being.
- Hey, Rose!
- Take care of them, Steven.
Hey, Sadie, come on we got to open up!
What in the world did you guys watch?
Hey, mom?
You know how I said you didn't
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.