Steven Universe (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 34 - Watermelon Steven - full transcript
Steven finds out he has his mom's power to make plants have cognitive thought and brings watermelons to life, until all of them attack the gems.
~ Fora Temer ~
Look, dad! I'm Amadeus!
My father ...
- he disapproves of me!
- Ha! Well, check this out.
Ta-da!
- Betcha can't top that!
- Bet I can!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Beat that!
Huh. That was impressive, my son.
But the name of the game
ain't distance nor accuracy.
- It ain't?
- No, Steven.
This challenge is all about
who can spit the coolest.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Wow, dad!
Uh, dad? You okay?
Help me, son.
Ohh!
- Beat that.
- What?!
You're asking for it.
You're really asking for it.
Hurricane... spin... spit!
- My hurricane spin spit is unbeatable.
- By jove! It's full of seeds!
- Dad?
- Congratulations, son.
You win by a mile.
I crown thee your
watermelajesty.
My liege.
Huh?
Holy watermelon!
Huh?
Is this...
Can't be. They're me!
They're all me!
Hmm.
This is really impressive.
I suppose.
Your mother had the power
to grow sentient plant life
to act as her defenders.
But Rose's plants moved and stuff.
- These guys don't do... anything.
- Amethyst, be careful.
This one's just a baby.
Aww! Look at him.
- So precious.
- Ugh!
Ohh. This is really weird.
What are we gonna do
with all of them?
There.
That's a mighty fine-looking
table, right, baby melon?
- Mm-Hmm.
- Steven! What's going on here?
- You got a permit for this setup?
- Oh!
Uh, hey, Mr. Smiley.
Um... here.
Try one of my
watermelon Stevens!
Hmm.
Yeah, I don't ... I don't know.
It's kind of weird-looking.
Uh, but...
I'll go ahead and accept
your bribe.
- Hey, there.
- Hey, Steven.
- What's all this about?
- Just a little side
- project I got going on.
- Oh, really?
That's great.
How'd you get such
handsome watermelons?
Let's just say there's a little Steven
in every one of them.
Great sales pitch, dude.
So, how much for one?
How much?
Uh, I was just gonna give
- you one, Sadie.
- Come on. I insist.
I love supporting local businesses.
Whoa!
What's going on here?
- Hey, Ronaldo.
- Don't mind me.
Just doing some live blogging
about your weird watermelons.
"Check... out... these weird
watermelon guys down...
by... the funland...
entrance.
- It's... really... "
- Steven, you shouldn't keep
your customers waiting like this.
I'll just give you five bucks
and take one, okay?
- Sadie, wai...
- What?
You're only selling them for $5?!
Hey, everybody!
Come get a watermelon Steven!
He's practically giving them away!
Hurry before they're gone forever!
And another and another
and another and another.
Cool. 100 pieces of money.
Oh. Hey, Onion.
Um... you want... my money?
Oh! Sorry for the misunderstanding.
I'm all out of
watermelon Stevens.
Sorry, Onion.
Baby melon is not for sale.
Onio-o-o-o-n!
Give me back my baby melon!
My baby melon!
My precious. I...
thought I'd never see you again.
You're... alive?!
I really shouldn't be so
surprised about this.
Oh, man.
The other ones must
be alive, too, right?!
"Keep Beach City weird"
presents...
Oh, hang on a second.
... first ever official
mutant-watermelon autopsy.
- Ronaldo, stop!
- Steven! Get out of here!
- You're gonna ruin my websclusive!
- Ronaldo! It's alive!
- Not for long.
- No! Don't do it!
Ow!
What? G-Get away from me!
Stay back!
No!
- Ohh! Ooh! Ohh!
- No!
- Uh, Ronaldo, I'll go get help!
- Steven!
Is the camera getting all of this?
Sweet!
Ohh! Ohh!
Pearl! Garnet! Amethyst!
- What?
- My watermelons came
to life, and they're attacking people!
What?!
- Wow.
- You said they're hurting people?
Rose's plants lived to fight.
He can't control them.
Steven.
Get in the house.
- But ...
- Now.
Oh, what?!
Bring it, melons!
Gems, do your thing.
Wait! Don't!
Come on, baby melon.
We have to stop this.
Come on.
Everyone, please stop!
I'm okay! Look!
You don't have to fight anymore!
They're gonna put me
in the ground!
No!
Those flowers are lovely!
Let go of my spear,
you little twerps!
I'll destroy you!
This is bad, baby melly.
How do we end this carnage?
Baby... melon?
Ah, let me through, you melon heads.
Ba-Baby melon.
I understand. You stopped the
watermelons from
fighting everyone else...
by making them fight you.
Look at what you've done!
You think I wanted this?!
You should all be ashamed!
He knew this is what it would
take to calm your rage.
He understood true loyalty.
Go!
Think about what you've done.
And don't come back until you
understand what he did
for me... for all of us.
Spoken like a true king.
They don't need a king.
They're their own melons now.
Look, dad! I'm Amadeus!
My father ...
- he disapproves of me!
- Ha! Well, check this out.
Ta-da!
- Betcha can't top that!
- Bet I can!
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Beat that!
Huh. That was impressive, my son.
But the name of the game
ain't distance nor accuracy.
- It ain't?
- No, Steven.
This challenge is all about
who can spit the coolest.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Wow, dad!
Uh, dad? You okay?
Help me, son.
Ohh!
- Beat that.
- What?!
You're asking for it.
You're really asking for it.
Hurricane... spin... spit!
- My hurricane spin spit is unbeatable.
- By jove! It's full of seeds!
- Dad?
- Congratulations, son.
You win by a mile.
I crown thee your
watermelajesty.
My liege.
Huh?
Holy watermelon!
Huh?
Is this...
Can't be. They're me!
They're all me!
Hmm.
This is really impressive.
I suppose.
Your mother had the power
to grow sentient plant life
to act as her defenders.
But Rose's plants moved and stuff.
- These guys don't do... anything.
- Amethyst, be careful.
This one's just a baby.
Aww! Look at him.
- So precious.
- Ugh!
Ohh. This is really weird.
What are we gonna do
with all of them?
There.
That's a mighty fine-looking
table, right, baby melon?
- Mm-Hmm.
- Steven! What's going on here?
- You got a permit for this setup?
- Oh!
Uh, hey, Mr. Smiley.
Um... here.
Try one of my
watermelon Stevens!
Hmm.
Yeah, I don't ... I don't know.
It's kind of weird-looking.
Uh, but...
I'll go ahead and accept
your bribe.
- Hey, there.
- Hey, Steven.
- What's all this about?
- Just a little side
- project I got going on.
- Oh, really?
That's great.
How'd you get such
handsome watermelons?
Let's just say there's a little Steven
in every one of them.
Great sales pitch, dude.
So, how much for one?
How much?
Uh, I was just gonna give
- you one, Sadie.
- Come on. I insist.
I love supporting local businesses.
Whoa!
What's going on here?
- Hey, Ronaldo.
- Don't mind me.
Just doing some live blogging
about your weird watermelons.
"Check... out... these weird
watermelon guys down...
by... the funland...
entrance.
- It's... really... "
- Steven, you shouldn't keep
your customers waiting like this.
I'll just give you five bucks
and take one, okay?
- Sadie, wai...
- What?
You're only selling them for $5?!
Hey, everybody!
Come get a watermelon Steven!
He's practically giving them away!
Hurry before they're gone forever!
And another and another
and another and another.
Cool. 100 pieces of money.
Oh. Hey, Onion.
Um... you want... my money?
Oh! Sorry for the misunderstanding.
I'm all out of
watermelon Stevens.
Sorry, Onion.
Baby melon is not for sale.
Onio-o-o-o-n!
Give me back my baby melon!
My baby melon!
My precious. I...
thought I'd never see you again.
You're... alive?!
I really shouldn't be so
surprised about this.
Oh, man.
The other ones must
be alive, too, right?!
"Keep Beach City weird"
presents...
Oh, hang on a second.
... first ever official
mutant-watermelon autopsy.
- Ronaldo, stop!
- Steven! Get out of here!
- You're gonna ruin my websclusive!
- Ronaldo! It's alive!
- Not for long.
- No! Don't do it!
Ow!
What? G-Get away from me!
Stay back!
No!
- Ohh! Ooh! Ohh!
- No!
- Uh, Ronaldo, I'll go get help!
- Steven!
Is the camera getting all of this?
Sweet!
Ohh! Ohh!
Pearl! Garnet! Amethyst!
- What?
- My watermelons came
to life, and they're attacking people!
What?!
- Wow.
- You said they're hurting people?
Rose's plants lived to fight.
He can't control them.
Steven.
Get in the house.
- But ...
- Now.
Oh, what?!
Bring it, melons!
Gems, do your thing.
Wait! Don't!
Come on, baby melon.
We have to stop this.
Come on.
Everyone, please stop!
I'm okay! Look!
You don't have to fight anymore!
They're gonna put me
in the ground!
No!
Those flowers are lovely!
Let go of my spear,
you little twerps!
I'll destroy you!
This is bad, baby melly.
How do we end this carnage?
Baby... melon?
Ah, let me through, you melon heads.
Ba-Baby melon.
I understand. You stopped the
watermelons from
fighting everyone else...
by making them fight you.
Look at what you've done!
You think I wanted this?!
You should all be ashamed!
He knew this is what it would
take to calm your rage.
He understood true loyalty.
Go!
Think about what you've done.
And don't come back until you
understand what he did
for me... for all of us.
Spoken like a true king.
They don't need a king.
They're their own melons now.