Step by Step (1991–1998): Season 5, Episode 23 - We're Going to Disney World: Part 2 - full transcript
Flash continues his record attempt, even acting in the Indiana Jones show as the intrepid adventurer. The girls repeat Karen's Country and Western number for hours; when Dana and Al protest because the would-be-star won't even agree to lunch break, she decides to try it in the Neon Armadillo solo, but freezes choked by stage-fright; the other two offer to try again as a trio, which is an instant success. J.T. and Rich aren't even on speaking terms anymore, till Flash makes the big spender admit it's all his fault and realize he's throwing his best, even only good friendship away for pointless pride, Rich accepts J.T.'s offer to cash in his plane ticket, drive back and start over saving as friends. Mark discovers everything was open later when the Russian took the title, so Flash gets three extra hours. The parents realize only Lilly will remain with them long, grandma Helen gives them their actual anniversary night alone in her condo.
Last week onStep By Step...
We're going to Disney World.
"Boris Petrovski from the
Russian Republic of Uzbekistan
"set a record by visiting
every attraction in the park
"in just under four days."
I'm gonna break
this Russian guy's record
and bring the title
back home
where it belongs.
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is J.T. Disney.
Hi.
Really?
"Country music talent search.
"Winner receives a $500
college scholarship."
Guys, this could be
my big chance
to be discovered.
It took us a year
to save up
that money, man
and you blew it in two days.
You gotta be the most
irresponsible jerk
I've ever met.
If I'm such a jerk, why don't
you get out of my face?
Don't you worry,
as soon as I can
scrounge up
enough money for bus fare
I'm headin' back
to Port Washington
and finding myself
a new friend.
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I love this.
Okay, Flash, we have a lot
of time to make up today
so no bathroom breaks.
Man, you're strict.
Let's start right here
at Indiana Jones
Stunt Spectacular!
Great!
I love Indiana Jones.
Me too, I've been waiting
for this all week.
Yeah?
Well, give me five,
little man.
This is gonna be awesome.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I have an announcement
to make.
It seems that Indiana Jones
got waylaid
by a tribe of,
angry nomads.
There's gonna be
a slight delay.
The next show will begin
at 2:00.
Thank you.
Can we come back
at 2:00, Dad?I'm sorry, son.
We'll be on our way
to the airport by then.
But I saved Indie
to be my very last.
Now, I'm never
gonna see him.
I know how he feels.
I remember
one day I was at
the Gilligan's Island
convention.
I waited all day
to get Gilligan's
autograph.
And they sent out
the professor instead.
Isn't there anything
you could do, Dad?
Don't worry, pal.
Let me see if I can
work somethin' out here.
Flash,
what are you doing?
We can't afford any delays.
Mark, some things are more
important than the record.
Excuse me, sir.
My name is Jake Gordon,
but, um, you can
call me Flash.
Yeah, yeah,
you're the guy
who's tryin'
to bring the ride title
back to America.
Yeah.
What can I do for ya?
Well, there's gonna be
a lot of kids
disappointed if they
can't see the show.
I realize that but there's
just nothin' I can do.
Not necessarily.
Can we talk in your office
for a minute?
Sure, why not.
Let's go.
What happened?
Isn't Indie great?
Yeah.
He is.
Okay.
Whoo!
Alright, not bad?
Yeah,
I think we just work on it
for a few more hours,
we'll have it.
A few more hours?
Karen, we spent
practically our
whole vacation
in this stupid condo.
I wanna see the park.
You can see it
on the Disney Channel
when we get home.
Karen, don't you think
you're being
a little obsessive about this?
Hey, this is my future
we're talking about.
We've only got six more hours
before the contest.
You know, I don't care
what you say
I'm taking a lunch break.
Yeah, me too.
Hey, you two,
get back here.
This is my group,
and we eat when I say we eat.
Yeah?
Well, I've got news
for you
Ms. Queen of
the Nashville Nazis.
If we don't eat,
we don't sing.
Well, fine.
You're just back-up
singers anyway.
I don't even need you.
I'll sing by myself.
That's fine with us.
In the immortal words
of Johnny Paycheck
you can
"Take this job
and shove it."
Howdy, folks!
Welcome to country music
talent search
at the Neon Armadillo.
Alright.
First up,
we have a little gal from
Port Washington, Wisconsin.
So give a big proper country
welcome to Ms. Karen Foster.
Are you okay, honey?
I can't do this.
Next up we've got
a little gal
from Munday, Texas,
Ms. Becky Sue Martin.
Karen!
Karen, stop!
Karen, wait!
Just leave me alone.
Karen, what's going on?
Well, isn't it obvious?
I choked.
When I got up there
and I saw the people
and the lights,
I got nervous
and I froze.
I don't understand, I mean,
you've sung for people before.
Yeah, but never in
a big place like this.
Guess I don't have
any business
being a real singer.
Karen, that's not true.
You've got a lot of talent,
alright? You can do this.
You just have to go back
and, and try it again.
Yeah, you know, I mean,
if you really wanna
be discovered,
you'll have to sing
in front of people.
I'm not sure I can do that.
Look, well, maybe you won't
be as nervous
if we get up there
with you.
Why would you do that after
the way I treated you guys?
Come on, 'cause we're sisters.
You know, and
we gotta stick together.
Thanks, guys.
Alright.
Alright.
Okay.
Come on.
Let's do it.
Thank you, Sue Martin,
from Munday, Texas, y'all.
Thank you!
I think I'm ready now.
Okay, let's give it up
one more time
for Karen Foster.
Sorry.
Watch it.
Int's you.
What are you doing here?
I figured you'd be
out spending
the last of our money.
I did. I just bought
a bag of popcorn.
Well, then,
half of it's mine.
Yeah, you're right. You're
half's on the ground, Pee-wee.
That's real clever,
Jughead. I'm outta here.
Yeah? Well, why don't you go
and find Snow White?
See if she's looking
for another dwarf.
Hey, J.T., what's goin' on?
Nothing. Just, havin'
a chat with my
ex best friend.
You know, I'd love
to hear about this.
But I'm on a deadline.
So, walk with me.
Talk with me.
Anyway, the bottom line is
Rich is being a complete jerk.
Let me get this straight.
You said,
you were JT Disney.
You told Rich you were
keeping track of the money
and you spent
all of it but $11,
but Rich is a jerk?
Well, um, if you put it
like that
I, I guess it sounds like
some of it's my fault.
Some of it?
Alright, all of it.
Going up.
Have a nice trip.
Look, man,
I know I messed up.
But I can't go
crawling back
and apologizing to him.
It'd be too embarrassing.
Well, I can
understand that.
I mean,
what's the big deal.
So you lose
your best friend.
You guys don't go back
that far, do you?
Well, only to
the first day
of kindergarten.
Okay, um...
Hey, you got a lot
of other friends, right?
Well, actually,
Rich is about it.
Girlfriend?
No.
Pet?
No.
Um, favorite blanket?
Dad threw it away.
I see.
Well, I guess
you're right, man.
Maybe, I should just
go back and apologize.
Hey, great view.
What happens next?
We drop 13 stories.
JT, could you let go?
This really
isn't a hug moment.
Hey, Rich!
Rich, wait up, man.
Why? Why?
What do you want?
Look, man, I just wanna
give you something.
Here.
What is this?
Look, man, I know I messed up
with the money and everything.
And I really wanna
make it up to you.
So I cashed in
my plane ticket
and I'm gonna take the bus
back home with you.
I figured, we can use
what's left over
to start our
apartment fund again.
It's $200.
Man, I know
it's not much but
when I get back home,
I'm gonna get a job.
And,
make the rest up to you.
I'm really sorry, man.
No, man.
I'm sorry.
It wasn't all your fault.
I mean, I was
havin' a good time
with the girls too.
I just, shouldn't have let you
hold the ATM card.
It's like,
having Bill Clinton
watch your French fries.
So, buds again?
Why not?
I mean, we're already
sleepin' together.
Fireworks.
Fireworks,
fireworks. Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen
we are proud
to present Illuminations.
A dazzling display
of fireworks and light.
Some anniversary?
Our last night here
and we haven't spent
one moment alone.
Yeah, but the kids.
They had such a great time.
Honey, I'm just wondering
when the day is gonna come
when we can be
a romantic couple again
without a bunch of kids
hangin' around.
Yeah, well, I get the feeling
that day's gonna come
a lot sooner than we think.
Would you look
at our kids down here?
And Brendan's 12,
Dana's 20.
Those kids will be gone
before we know it.
Hey, what about Lilly?
We have her outnumbered
two to one.
I guess you're right.
After seven kids,
one's gonna seem
like a vacation.
Yes.
Great fireworks?
They are, Ma.
It's really nice.
You know
I've noticed that you two
haven't had any time alone.
Why don't I watch
Lilly tonight
and you take the key
to my condo.
Really? You mean, we can
spend the whole night alone?
Well, it's your anniversary.
You should spend
some time with your wife.
Connect the dots, Frank.
Thanks, Helen.
Enjoy.
Thanks.
Well...
A whole night alone.
Happy anniversary.
Happy anniversary.
Man, what a great
fireworks show.
Yeah, too bad
you just missed
breaking that
Russian guy's record.
Yeah, that Indiana Jones thing
really slowed me down.
But it was worth it
to make that little kid happy.
Flash, I just made
some calculations
and you may still have
a shot at winning the title.
The Russian guy was here
during a holiday week
when the park was open
an extra hour each night.
Therefore, you still have
three hours left
to break the record.
That's great, you can do it
tomorrow morning
before we leave.
Do you think
you can do 11 rides,
eight souvenir stands
and 26 food carts
in under three hours?
Flash Gordon
never backs down
from a challenge.
Let's do it. Whoo-hoo! Yes!
Eight, seven, six.
Five, four.
Three, two, one.
Go, Flash. Yeah!
Go, go, go...
I've never been so proud
to be an American.
Alright, Flash,
all you have to do
is hop on the fire truck
to the castle, buy a churo
and you have the record.
Thanks.
Come on, Flash.
He's gonna make it.
He did it!
He did it! Yes!Yeah!
Alright, yes!
Yes! We brought the title
back to America.
We're going to Disney World.
"Boris Petrovski from the
Russian Republic of Uzbekistan
"set a record by visiting
every attraction in the park
"in just under four days."
I'm gonna break
this Russian guy's record
and bring the title
back home
where it belongs.
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is J.T. Disney.
Hi.
Really?
"Country music talent search.
"Winner receives a $500
college scholarship."
Guys, this could be
my big chance
to be discovered.
It took us a year
to save up
that money, man
and you blew it in two days.
You gotta be the most
irresponsible jerk
I've ever met.
If I'm such a jerk, why don't
you get out of my face?
Don't you worry,
as soon as I can
scrounge up
enough money for bus fare
I'm headin' back
to Port Washington
and finding myself
a new friend.
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I love this.
Okay, Flash, we have a lot
of time to make up today
so no bathroom breaks.
Man, you're strict.
Let's start right here
at Indiana Jones
Stunt Spectacular!
Great!
I love Indiana Jones.
Me too, I've been waiting
for this all week.
Yeah?
Well, give me five,
little man.
This is gonna be awesome.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I have an announcement
to make.
It seems that Indiana Jones
got waylaid
by a tribe of,
angry nomads.
There's gonna be
a slight delay.
The next show will begin
at 2:00.
Thank you.
Can we come back
at 2:00, Dad?I'm sorry, son.
We'll be on our way
to the airport by then.
But I saved Indie
to be my very last.
Now, I'm never
gonna see him.
I know how he feels.
I remember
one day I was at
the Gilligan's Island
convention.
I waited all day
to get Gilligan's
autograph.
And they sent out
the professor instead.
Isn't there anything
you could do, Dad?
Don't worry, pal.
Let me see if I can
work somethin' out here.
Flash,
what are you doing?
We can't afford any delays.
Mark, some things are more
important than the record.
Excuse me, sir.
My name is Jake Gordon,
but, um, you can
call me Flash.
Yeah, yeah,
you're the guy
who's tryin'
to bring the ride title
back to America.
Yeah.
What can I do for ya?
Well, there's gonna be
a lot of kids
disappointed if they
can't see the show.
I realize that but there's
just nothin' I can do.
Not necessarily.
Can we talk in your office
for a minute?
Sure, why not.
Let's go.
What happened?
Isn't Indie great?
Yeah.
He is.
Okay.
Whoo!
Alright, not bad?
Yeah,
I think we just work on it
for a few more hours,
we'll have it.
A few more hours?
Karen, we spent
practically our
whole vacation
in this stupid condo.
I wanna see the park.
You can see it
on the Disney Channel
when we get home.
Karen, don't you think
you're being
a little obsessive about this?
Hey, this is my future
we're talking about.
We've only got six more hours
before the contest.
You know, I don't care
what you say
I'm taking a lunch break.
Yeah, me too.
Hey, you two,
get back here.
This is my group,
and we eat when I say we eat.
Yeah?
Well, I've got news
for you
Ms. Queen of
the Nashville Nazis.
If we don't eat,
we don't sing.
Well, fine.
You're just back-up
singers anyway.
I don't even need you.
I'll sing by myself.
That's fine with us.
In the immortal words
of Johnny Paycheck
you can
"Take this job
and shove it."
Howdy, folks!
Welcome to country music
talent search
at the Neon Armadillo.
Alright.
First up,
we have a little gal from
Port Washington, Wisconsin.
So give a big proper country
welcome to Ms. Karen Foster.
Are you okay, honey?
I can't do this.
Next up we've got
a little gal
from Munday, Texas,
Ms. Becky Sue Martin.
Karen!
Karen, stop!
Karen, wait!
Just leave me alone.
Karen, what's going on?
Well, isn't it obvious?
I choked.
When I got up there
and I saw the people
and the lights,
I got nervous
and I froze.
I don't understand, I mean,
you've sung for people before.
Yeah, but never in
a big place like this.
Guess I don't have
any business
being a real singer.
Karen, that's not true.
You've got a lot of talent,
alright? You can do this.
You just have to go back
and, and try it again.
Yeah, you know, I mean,
if you really wanna
be discovered,
you'll have to sing
in front of people.
I'm not sure I can do that.
Look, well, maybe you won't
be as nervous
if we get up there
with you.
Why would you do that after
the way I treated you guys?
Come on, 'cause we're sisters.
You know, and
we gotta stick together.
Thanks, guys.
Alright.
Alright.
Okay.
Come on.
Let's do it.
Thank you, Sue Martin,
from Munday, Texas, y'all.
Thank you!
I think I'm ready now.
Okay, let's give it up
one more time
for Karen Foster.
Sorry.
Watch it.
Int's you.
What are you doing here?
I figured you'd be
out spending
the last of our money.
I did. I just bought
a bag of popcorn.
Well, then,
half of it's mine.
Yeah, you're right. You're
half's on the ground, Pee-wee.
That's real clever,
Jughead. I'm outta here.
Yeah? Well, why don't you go
and find Snow White?
See if she's looking
for another dwarf.
Hey, J.T., what's goin' on?
Nothing. Just, havin'
a chat with my
ex best friend.
You know, I'd love
to hear about this.
But I'm on a deadline.
So, walk with me.
Talk with me.
Anyway, the bottom line is
Rich is being a complete jerk.
Let me get this straight.
You said,
you were JT Disney.
You told Rich you were
keeping track of the money
and you spent
all of it but $11,
but Rich is a jerk?
Well, um, if you put it
like that
I, I guess it sounds like
some of it's my fault.
Some of it?
Alright, all of it.
Going up.
Have a nice trip.
Look, man,
I know I messed up.
But I can't go
crawling back
and apologizing to him.
It'd be too embarrassing.
Well, I can
understand that.
I mean,
what's the big deal.
So you lose
your best friend.
You guys don't go back
that far, do you?
Well, only to
the first day
of kindergarten.
Okay, um...
Hey, you got a lot
of other friends, right?
Well, actually,
Rich is about it.
Girlfriend?
No.
Pet?
No.
Um, favorite blanket?
Dad threw it away.
I see.
Well, I guess
you're right, man.
Maybe, I should just
go back and apologize.
Hey, great view.
What happens next?
We drop 13 stories.
JT, could you let go?
This really
isn't a hug moment.
Hey, Rich!
Rich, wait up, man.
Why? Why?
What do you want?
Look, man, I just wanna
give you something.
Here.
What is this?
Look, man, I know I messed up
with the money and everything.
And I really wanna
make it up to you.
So I cashed in
my plane ticket
and I'm gonna take the bus
back home with you.
I figured, we can use
what's left over
to start our
apartment fund again.
It's $200.
Man, I know
it's not much but
when I get back home,
I'm gonna get a job.
And,
make the rest up to you.
I'm really sorry, man.
No, man.
I'm sorry.
It wasn't all your fault.
I mean, I was
havin' a good time
with the girls too.
I just, shouldn't have let you
hold the ATM card.
It's like,
having Bill Clinton
watch your French fries.
So, buds again?
Why not?
I mean, we're already
sleepin' together.
Fireworks.
Fireworks,
fireworks. Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen
we are proud
to present Illuminations.
A dazzling display
of fireworks and light.
Some anniversary?
Our last night here
and we haven't spent
one moment alone.
Yeah, but the kids.
They had such a great time.
Honey, I'm just wondering
when the day is gonna come
when we can be
a romantic couple again
without a bunch of kids
hangin' around.
Yeah, well, I get the feeling
that day's gonna come
a lot sooner than we think.
Would you look
at our kids down here?
And Brendan's 12,
Dana's 20.
Those kids will be gone
before we know it.
Hey, what about Lilly?
We have her outnumbered
two to one.
I guess you're right.
After seven kids,
one's gonna seem
like a vacation.
Yes.
Great fireworks?
They are, Ma.
It's really nice.
You know
I've noticed that you two
haven't had any time alone.
Why don't I watch
Lilly tonight
and you take the key
to my condo.
Really? You mean, we can
spend the whole night alone?
Well, it's your anniversary.
You should spend
some time with your wife.
Connect the dots, Frank.
Thanks, Helen.
Enjoy.
Thanks.
Well...
A whole night alone.
Happy anniversary.
Happy anniversary.
Man, what a great
fireworks show.
Yeah, too bad
you just missed
breaking that
Russian guy's record.
Yeah, that Indiana Jones thing
really slowed me down.
But it was worth it
to make that little kid happy.
Flash, I just made
some calculations
and you may still have
a shot at winning the title.
The Russian guy was here
during a holiday week
when the park was open
an extra hour each night.
Therefore, you still have
three hours left
to break the record.
That's great, you can do it
tomorrow morning
before we leave.
Do you think
you can do 11 rides,
eight souvenir stands
and 26 food carts
in under three hours?
Flash Gordon
never backs down
from a challenge.
Let's do it. Whoo-hoo! Yes!
Eight, seven, six.
Five, four.
Three, two, one.
Go, Flash. Yeah!
Go, go, go...
I've never been so proud
to be an American.
Alright, Flash,
all you have to do
is hop on the fire truck
to the castle, buy a churo
and you have the record.
Thanks.
Come on, Flash.
He's gonna make it.
He did it!
He did it! Yes!Yeah!
Alright, yes!
Yes! We brought the title
back to America.