SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–…): Season 4, Episode 21 - Born to Be Wild/Best Frenemies - full transcript
Born to be Wild: SpongeBob hears that a ferocious biker gang is coming to town, only no one in Bikini Bottom seems bothered by the news. So SpongeBob dons his leather jacket, warms up his ...
Are you ready, kids?
Kids: aye, aye, captain.
I can't hear you.
Aye, aye, captain!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha, arg!
Missed ya! Uh-Oh...
You shouldn't play in the street, little guy.
You could get run over.
Whoa!
"The ild ones."
That's a strange name.
Scallop!
Oh--Ooh--Ow--D'oh!
Bye, ild ones. I like your silly name.
"W."
Oh, they're not "the ild ones."
They must be the wildones.
The wild ones?!Yeow!
Tarnation! Don't you know
Who the wild ones are, son?
No. I don't know who you are, either.
Why, they're the most ferocious,
Bloodthirsty biker gang under the sea!
They've destroyed entire cities in an afternoon.
Hee hee hee!
Bloodthirsty bikers!
And they're headed straight for bikini bottom!
I've got to warn everybody!
I better take the shortcut.
Mr. Krabs! Spongebob.
Where in the blue barnacles did you come from?
There's no time for that, mr. Krabs.
Grab something heavy! Bar the door!
Board up the windows!
We've got to protect the krusty krab! Unh!
The krabby patties must survive!
Settle down, son.
What are you all riled up about?
Bikers...coming...
Nasty...ferocious...
Take...over...town...
Destroy... let's hide!
What are you going on about-- Bikers?
The wild ones are coming, mr. Krabs!
They're the most vicious, ravenous, horde of hooligans in the sea!
"Ravenous," did you say?
That's another word for "hungry," isn't it?
Welcome, wild ones!
They'll be drawn here like a sailor to a tattoo parlor...
With a special biker parking...
And authentic biker decor...
With real bloodstains...
And, to top it off,
A custom chopper patty!
And, best of all,
I'll raise me prices 150%,
I'll make a fortune!
Mr. Krabs, this is serious!
That kid needs a vacation--
Unpaid, of course.
Squidward!
Yes, spongebob?
A horrible biker gang called the wild ones are coming!
We've got to run! Hide!
Oh, my. This sounds serious.
Luckily, i know just what you should do.
Listen closely.Uh-Huh.
Get a good grip on your pants.
Turn around.
Like this, squidward?
That's it.
Patrick!
Hello, spongebob!
Patrick! An evil bunch of bikers are coming
To ravage bikini bottom!
Patrick, didn't you hear what i said?
Oh, i heard you.
But what i didn't hear was a "hello."
Hello, patrick.
Hello, spongebob!
Bloodthirsty bikers!
We've got to hide!
Oof!
Oof!
Oof!
Hey, what happened to you?
I--I don't want to talk about it, man.
Hide me! No, hide me!
Hide me! Me!
No, me! Me!Me! Me!
Me! Me!
No!
No more running.
What? Those bikers think they're so tough
With their leather hats and their leather pants.
And their leather socks.
If we dressed up like that,
Then we'd be the big, scary bikers,
And they'd be
Little baby doo-Doo heads.
Say that again, patrick.
Little baby doo-Doo heads.
No, no. Not that part--
The part about dressing up like big, scary bikers.
What do you think, patrick?
Do i look tough?
I wouldn't mess with you.
Nor i with you, my friend.
Let's ride!
Fear not. There is no need to panic.
The bikini bottom bad boys are here.
Ooh! I feel protected now.
Those are some mean-Looking rides, dudes.
Patrick, it's working!
They think we're--
Vicious bikers.
Bikini bottom, your salvation is here!
See?
Patrick, that's your salivation.
So, squidward,
Are you ready to do your part?
Does that part include laughing at you?
Because you two look even more idiotic than usual.
Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty?
I'm bloodthirsty.
See?
Want some? Oh, no, thank you, patrick.
I'm drinking diet blood.
Both: ahh.
See, squidward?
We walk the walk, but can we talk the talk?
So, you want to join our biker gang?
No, i don't.
What about our biker club?
No.
How about our biker organization?
No! I don't want to join your biker alliance,
Your outfit, or your fellowship!
What about our coalition?
Ooh. I don't know.
That one's pretty exclusive.
We'll just pencil you down as undecided.
Hi, mr. Krabs!
We're the bikini bottom bad boys
And we're bad to the bone!
This should be great!
Those bikers can work up an appetite
Beating you up in the parking lot!
Then, they can fill up on delicious krabby patties.
Then, they can beat you up again!
Please, mr. Krabs.
We're going to run off those bikers and save the krusty krab.
You're not running off any of me paying customers.
You can stay and get beaten up in the parking lot,
If you wish.
Then can we save the town?
Has it ever crossed your mind
That you might be getting all worked up over nothing?
Squidward, when have i ever been known to overreact?
Squidward! We're out of napkins!
Out of napkins!
Squidward! I accidentally removed
The "do not remove by penalty of law" tag on my mattress!
Hide me. Hide me!
Squidward! Squidward!
I've gone blind!
Oh. Thanks, squidward.
Spongebob, you always overreact to everything.
It's one of your many annoying traits.
Me, annoying?
Yeah, right.
You are so wrong about everything, spongebob,
That the only thing i am completely sure about
Is that there is no motorcycle gang headed this way.
What was that?
Ahoy, there, mateys!
Motorized vehicles coming over the horizon!
What? Give me that!
Aah!
Don't just stand there-- Save us!
Patrick, i know this looks like the end,
But you and i can get through anything,
As long as we do it together.
Patrick? Patrick!
Well, it's just you and me, squidward.
But i want you to know we can get through this
As long as we--
Panic!
Run for your lives!
The wild ones are coming!
The wild ones?
Mabel, get the kids!
Honey, i got the napkins.
Oh, what have i missed this time?
Please, don't kill me!
I want to join you!
It's been my life-Long dream
To be a member of a motorcycle gang!
I even knitted my own wild ones jacket!
I want to ride to live!
I live to ride!
Please, spare me!
I'll do whatever you want!
I'll betray my friends and neighbors!
Just let me live!
What's that, missy?What?
Howdy! We're the mild ones.
Mild...ones?
Give me back my "m."
Let's go, boys!
Don't you want to spend any money?
Don't you want to kiss the seat of my pants?
Let's ride!
Good-Bye!
They seemed really nice.
Hey, where's squidward?
Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!
Ride to live
And live to ride!
No--Impossible!
I must have counted me money a dozen times
And it still comes up short.
Profits...are...down.
Oh, i feel sorry for meself.
Would you like a drink with that order?
Oh, no thanks.
I got me one of those new kelpshakes
Before i came in here.
That comes out to $2.00 even.
Wow! What a steal!
What the-- Why didn't that guy order
A deliciously overpriced fountain beverage
With his krabby patty?
Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days.
What? Why not?
All right, boy, it's done.
You're going to suck the whole cup down your gullet
If you're not careful.
Ahh. Sorry, mr. Krabs.
It's just that these kelpshakes taste so good!
Kelpshake?Look around you!
Everyone's enjoying a delicious kelpshake.
Mm-Mmm! I'll be right back, mr. Krabs.
I'm going to get a refill. Refill?
That's it! Listen up, everybody!
New rule-- No outside drinks. No exceptions.
That's telling 'em.
I better get to the bottom of this.
Aah! A new store...
On my block...
Taking my customers!
Me own flesh and blood!
How could you do this to your papa?
What are you talking about, dad?
I'm talking about this!
Once you taste the secret goodness of a kelpshake--
You can't have just one.
Give me that.
Buy your own!
Why, i wouldn't give them a cent!
I feel sorry for you.
Then you do understand me!
Dad!
You're embarrassing me!
Oh! Get away!
Oh, no!
Confound you, new kelpshake store.
What's your secret?
Of course! Plankton.
I bet he's behind this.
Aha! I knew you were behind this.
Pardon me. I've done nothing wrong.
Then how do you explain this?
Holy moly! How did that happen?
Don't try that with me, plankton.
This new store is ruining me business.
Really? Wait a minute!
That's my job!
Blast it! It's bad enough
I have to compete with this joker.
Now, there's this?
Kelpshakes.
Wow. I guess you're really not behind this after all.
Plankton! They have... a secret formula!
No. Not another secret!
And if there's a secret, i want to know about it!
[Gasps
They're multiplying!
Why, they're on every corner!
Block after block!
They're everywhere!
Mr. Krabs: we've got to do something about this.
You sure this is going to work?
Just stick to the plan.
Oh, let's see. Let's see.
There you are.
Plankton, i think i found the kitchen.
Let's do this thing.
Here goes.
Ah-Choo!
Hey, sorry.
I got a little bit of--
Eww.
Aah!
My eye! My eye! My eye!
I think we lost him.
Well, you got any more bright ideas?
Of course i do.
All set, plankton?
You better believe it.
This high-Powered mechanical bio-Arm i invented
Should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy.
What the barnacles?
Come on, you piece of garbage!
Oh, no!
Yipe! Ouch! Uncle, uncle!
If you want anything done right,
You got to do it yourself.
Oh! Me back! Oh!
Krabs! Pipe down!
You're going to soil our plans if you wake the watchdog.
Never mind that.
What about spongebob?
Hi, mr. Krabs. Hi--
Plankton?
Uh, mr. Krabs, i'm a little confused.
Don't you and plankton hate each other?
Of course we do. Then...
Why is he in your fist?
Uh, we've...gone into business together.
Uh, you see, spongebob, we were hired to, uh,
Fix this door.
And now, we have to fix the roof.
That's right. That's right.
We got to fix the roof.
It's--It's-- It's leaking.
Well, good luck with that.
See ya!
Keep her going, krabs.
At this rate, we'll have the kelpshakes recipe
Faster than you can say--
You have 3 seconds until spontaneous combustion.
Let's beat it!
No kidding.
Wait! You forgot--
I'm throwing in the towel, krabs.
All these convoluted plans are getting us nowhere.
And to top it all off,
I'm the only one who's taking the heat.
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't see you on the front lines.
Sure, let me do all the work
While you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are.
Who are you calling a gorilla,
You one-Celled, one-Eyed bottom-Feeder?
Mr. Krabs,
If you want a kelpshake,
Why don't you just buy one?
Buy one?
I'll have one kelpshake, please.
I don't know about this, plankton.
It's easy. Just smile
And hand the cashier the money.
Can i help you?
Good luck!
Hi, there. Uh, could i get one kelpshake?
Sure. That will be $1.00.
Uh, ok.
Thank you.
Uhh--Sir?
Please let go of the bill.
Release your grip, man. Do it!
Enjoy.
Thanks!
I can't believe we did it!
Oh, believe it, krabs.
Now, let's get to the lab
And find out what this stuff is made of.
What's the secret ingredient, karen?
Well, it appears that the main ingredient is
Kelp juice.
Both: just kelp juice?
And to think, this whole time,
I could have been selling these meself!
You? What about me?
If anyone, i deserve to make a buck selling this stuff.
No way, pipsqueak.
This gold mine is mine.
Not if i can help it.
Nice try.
I wouldn't do that if i were you.
There's another ingredient.
Hey, i paid good money for this thing.
Of course i'm going to drink it.
What the--I don't get what the big deal is.
This tastes like a wet gym sock.
Really? Let me try that.
Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste.
Hey, you're right.
This ain't half bad.
This is amazing.
Well, don't be selfish.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
Krabs, we're all out of juice!
Then we got to get more!
You're making a big mistake!
Ah, phooey.
You don't know what you're talking about.
What's happening to me?
They've shut down the kelpshakes restaurants!
Both: huh?
It will take decades
To clean this hazardous material up.
I sure feel sorry for whoever drank this.
Look at us!
Now what are we going to do?
I don't know about you...
But i'm going back to what i do best--
Stealing your recipe!
Hey! Wait a minute! Plankton!
Come to papa!
Hold it right there!
You're not going anywhere...
Without a 10-Second head start!
It's good to be home.
You said it.
I love being hated.
Hey, get back here, you little booger!
Kids: aye, aye, captain.
I can't hear you.
Aye, aye, captain!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha, arg!
Missed ya! Uh-Oh...
You shouldn't play in the street, little guy.
You could get run over.
Whoa!
"The ild ones."
That's a strange name.
Scallop!
Oh--Ooh--Ow--D'oh!
Bye, ild ones. I like your silly name.
"W."
Oh, they're not "the ild ones."
They must be the wildones.
The wild ones?!Yeow!
Tarnation! Don't you know
Who the wild ones are, son?
No. I don't know who you are, either.
Why, they're the most ferocious,
Bloodthirsty biker gang under the sea!
They've destroyed entire cities in an afternoon.
Hee hee hee!
Bloodthirsty bikers!
And they're headed straight for bikini bottom!
I've got to warn everybody!
I better take the shortcut.
Mr. Krabs! Spongebob.
Where in the blue barnacles did you come from?
There's no time for that, mr. Krabs.
Grab something heavy! Bar the door!
Board up the windows!
We've got to protect the krusty krab! Unh!
The krabby patties must survive!
Settle down, son.
What are you all riled up about?
Bikers...coming...
Nasty...ferocious...
Take...over...town...
Destroy... let's hide!
What are you going on about-- Bikers?
The wild ones are coming, mr. Krabs!
They're the most vicious, ravenous, horde of hooligans in the sea!
"Ravenous," did you say?
That's another word for "hungry," isn't it?
Welcome, wild ones!
They'll be drawn here like a sailor to a tattoo parlor...
With a special biker parking...
And authentic biker decor...
With real bloodstains...
And, to top it off,
A custom chopper patty!
And, best of all,
I'll raise me prices 150%,
I'll make a fortune!
Mr. Krabs, this is serious!
That kid needs a vacation--
Unpaid, of course.
Squidward!
Yes, spongebob?
A horrible biker gang called the wild ones are coming!
We've got to run! Hide!
Oh, my. This sounds serious.
Luckily, i know just what you should do.
Listen closely.Uh-Huh.
Get a good grip on your pants.
Turn around.
Like this, squidward?
That's it.
Patrick!
Hello, spongebob!
Patrick! An evil bunch of bikers are coming
To ravage bikini bottom!
Patrick, didn't you hear what i said?
Oh, i heard you.
But what i didn't hear was a "hello."
Hello, patrick.
Hello, spongebob!
Bloodthirsty bikers!
We've got to hide!
Oof!
Oof!
Oof!
Hey, what happened to you?
I--I don't want to talk about it, man.
Hide me! No, hide me!
Hide me! Me!
No, me! Me!Me! Me!
Me! Me!
No!
No more running.
What? Those bikers think they're so tough
With their leather hats and their leather pants.
And their leather socks.
If we dressed up like that,
Then we'd be the big, scary bikers,
And they'd be
Little baby doo-Doo heads.
Say that again, patrick.
Little baby doo-Doo heads.
No, no. Not that part--
The part about dressing up like big, scary bikers.
What do you think, patrick?
Do i look tough?
I wouldn't mess with you.
Nor i with you, my friend.
Let's ride!
Fear not. There is no need to panic.
The bikini bottom bad boys are here.
Ooh! I feel protected now.
Those are some mean-Looking rides, dudes.
Patrick, it's working!
They think we're--
Vicious bikers.
Bikini bottom, your salvation is here!
See?
Patrick, that's your salivation.
So, squidward,
Are you ready to do your part?
Does that part include laughing at you?
Because you two look even more idiotic than usual.
Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty?
I'm bloodthirsty.
See?
Want some? Oh, no, thank you, patrick.
I'm drinking diet blood.
Both: ahh.
See, squidward?
We walk the walk, but can we talk the talk?
So, you want to join our biker gang?
No, i don't.
What about our biker club?
No.
How about our biker organization?
No! I don't want to join your biker alliance,
Your outfit, or your fellowship!
What about our coalition?
Ooh. I don't know.
That one's pretty exclusive.
We'll just pencil you down as undecided.
Hi, mr. Krabs!
We're the bikini bottom bad boys
And we're bad to the bone!
This should be great!
Those bikers can work up an appetite
Beating you up in the parking lot!
Then, they can fill up on delicious krabby patties.
Then, they can beat you up again!
Please, mr. Krabs.
We're going to run off those bikers and save the krusty krab.
You're not running off any of me paying customers.
You can stay and get beaten up in the parking lot,
If you wish.
Then can we save the town?
Has it ever crossed your mind
That you might be getting all worked up over nothing?
Squidward, when have i ever been known to overreact?
Squidward! We're out of napkins!
Out of napkins!
Squidward! I accidentally removed
The "do not remove by penalty of law" tag on my mattress!
Hide me. Hide me!
Squidward! Squidward!
I've gone blind!
Oh. Thanks, squidward.
Spongebob, you always overreact to everything.
It's one of your many annoying traits.
Me, annoying?
Yeah, right.
You are so wrong about everything, spongebob,
That the only thing i am completely sure about
Is that there is no motorcycle gang headed this way.
What was that?
Ahoy, there, mateys!
Motorized vehicles coming over the horizon!
What? Give me that!
Aah!
Don't just stand there-- Save us!
Patrick, i know this looks like the end,
But you and i can get through anything,
As long as we do it together.
Patrick? Patrick!
Well, it's just you and me, squidward.
But i want you to know we can get through this
As long as we--
Panic!
Run for your lives!
The wild ones are coming!
The wild ones?
Mabel, get the kids!
Honey, i got the napkins.
Oh, what have i missed this time?
Please, don't kill me!
I want to join you!
It's been my life-Long dream
To be a member of a motorcycle gang!
I even knitted my own wild ones jacket!
I want to ride to live!
I live to ride!
Please, spare me!
I'll do whatever you want!
I'll betray my friends and neighbors!
Just let me live!
What's that, missy?What?
Howdy! We're the mild ones.
Mild...ones?
Give me back my "m."
Let's go, boys!
Don't you want to spend any money?
Don't you want to kiss the seat of my pants?
Let's ride!
Good-Bye!
They seemed really nice.
Hey, where's squidward?
Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!
Ride to live
And live to ride!
No--Impossible!
I must have counted me money a dozen times
And it still comes up short.
Profits...are...down.
Oh, i feel sorry for meself.
Would you like a drink with that order?
Oh, no thanks.
I got me one of those new kelpshakes
Before i came in here.
That comes out to $2.00 even.
Wow! What a steal!
What the-- Why didn't that guy order
A deliciously overpriced fountain beverage
With his krabby patty?
Mr. Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days.
What? Why not?
All right, boy, it's done.
You're going to suck the whole cup down your gullet
If you're not careful.
Ahh. Sorry, mr. Krabs.
It's just that these kelpshakes taste so good!
Kelpshake?Look around you!
Everyone's enjoying a delicious kelpshake.
Mm-Mmm! I'll be right back, mr. Krabs.
I'm going to get a refill. Refill?
That's it! Listen up, everybody!
New rule-- No outside drinks. No exceptions.
That's telling 'em.
I better get to the bottom of this.
Aah! A new store...
On my block...
Taking my customers!
Me own flesh and blood!
How could you do this to your papa?
What are you talking about, dad?
I'm talking about this!
Once you taste the secret goodness of a kelpshake--
You can't have just one.
Give me that.
Buy your own!
Why, i wouldn't give them a cent!
I feel sorry for you.
Then you do understand me!
Dad!
You're embarrassing me!
Oh! Get away!
Oh, no!
Confound you, new kelpshake store.
What's your secret?
Of course! Plankton.
I bet he's behind this.
Aha! I knew you were behind this.
Pardon me. I've done nothing wrong.
Then how do you explain this?
Holy moly! How did that happen?
Don't try that with me, plankton.
This new store is ruining me business.
Really? Wait a minute!
That's my job!
Blast it! It's bad enough
I have to compete with this joker.
Now, there's this?
Kelpshakes.
Wow. I guess you're really not behind this after all.
Plankton! They have... a secret formula!
No. Not another secret!
And if there's a secret, i want to know about it!
[Gasps
They're multiplying!
Why, they're on every corner!
Block after block!
They're everywhere!
Mr. Krabs: we've got to do something about this.
You sure this is going to work?
Just stick to the plan.
Oh, let's see. Let's see.
There you are.
Plankton, i think i found the kitchen.
Let's do this thing.
Here goes.
Ah-Choo!
Hey, sorry.
I got a little bit of--
Eww.
Aah!
My eye! My eye! My eye!
I think we lost him.
Well, you got any more bright ideas?
Of course i do.
All set, plankton?
You better believe it.
This high-Powered mechanical bio-Arm i invented
Should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy.
What the barnacles?
Come on, you piece of garbage!
Oh, no!
Yipe! Ouch! Uncle, uncle!
If you want anything done right,
You got to do it yourself.
Oh! Me back! Oh!
Krabs! Pipe down!
You're going to soil our plans if you wake the watchdog.
Never mind that.
What about spongebob?
Hi, mr. Krabs. Hi--
Plankton?
Uh, mr. Krabs, i'm a little confused.
Don't you and plankton hate each other?
Of course we do. Then...
Why is he in your fist?
Uh, we've...gone into business together.
Uh, you see, spongebob, we were hired to, uh,
Fix this door.
And now, we have to fix the roof.
That's right. That's right.
We got to fix the roof.
It's--It's-- It's leaking.
Well, good luck with that.
See ya!
Keep her going, krabs.
At this rate, we'll have the kelpshakes recipe
Faster than you can say--
You have 3 seconds until spontaneous combustion.
Let's beat it!
No kidding.
Wait! You forgot--
I'm throwing in the towel, krabs.
All these convoluted plans are getting us nowhere.
And to top it all off,
I'm the only one who's taking the heat.
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't see you on the front lines.
Sure, let me do all the work
While you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are.
Who are you calling a gorilla,
You one-Celled, one-Eyed bottom-Feeder?
Mr. Krabs,
If you want a kelpshake,
Why don't you just buy one?
Buy one?
I'll have one kelpshake, please.
I don't know about this, plankton.
It's easy. Just smile
And hand the cashier the money.
Can i help you?
Good luck!
Hi, there. Uh, could i get one kelpshake?
Sure. That will be $1.00.
Uh, ok.
Thank you.
Uhh--Sir?
Please let go of the bill.
Release your grip, man. Do it!
Enjoy.
Thanks!
I can't believe we did it!
Oh, believe it, krabs.
Now, let's get to the lab
And find out what this stuff is made of.
What's the secret ingredient, karen?
Well, it appears that the main ingredient is
Kelp juice.
Both: just kelp juice?
And to think, this whole time,
I could have been selling these meself!
You? What about me?
If anyone, i deserve to make a buck selling this stuff.
No way, pipsqueak.
This gold mine is mine.
Not if i can help it.
Nice try.
I wouldn't do that if i were you.
There's another ingredient.
Hey, i paid good money for this thing.
Of course i'm going to drink it.
What the--I don't get what the big deal is.
This tastes like a wet gym sock.
Really? Let me try that.
Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste.
Hey, you're right.
This ain't half bad.
This is amazing.
Well, don't be selfish.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
Krabs, we're all out of juice!
Then we got to get more!
You're making a big mistake!
Ah, phooey.
You don't know what you're talking about.
What's happening to me?
They've shut down the kelpshakes restaurants!
Both: huh?
It will take decades
To clean this hazardous material up.
I sure feel sorry for whoever drank this.
Look at us!
Now what are we going to do?
I don't know about you...
But i'm going back to what i do best--
Stealing your recipe!
Hey! Wait a minute! Plankton!
Come to papa!
Hold it right there!
You're not going anywhere...
Without a 10-Second head start!
It's good to be home.
You said it.
I love being hated.
Hey, get back here, you little booger!