SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Something Smells/Bossy Boots - full transcript
Something Smells: SpongeBob eats some sea onion ice cream and his breath stinks. When people avoid him, Patrick offers "maybe it's because you're ugly." Together, they devise various ways to hide SpongeBob's hideous face. When Patrick eats some sea onion bon bons and people avoid him, too, he becomes convinced that he has caught "the ugly" from SpongeBob. Together, they try to rid themselves of this horrible curse. Bossy Boots: When Mr. Krabs gives his daughter Pearl a job at the Krusty Krab, she starts to make some big changes in the menu and atmosphere. SpongeBob is threatened and doesn't like the new "management" but after a bit he gets used to it. It turns out that Mr. Krabs who hates all the changes, but he doesn't have the heart to fire his own daughter. Mr. Krabs commands SpongeBob to fire Pearl for him, but SpongeBob really doesn't want to. Mr. Krabs gives him an ultimatum, fire Pearl or he's fired from the greatest job he's ever had.
( go-go music playing on TV )
( meows )
Gary!
Uh, uh, I was just looking
for the sports channel, Gary.
( knock on door )
Come in!
Hey, SpongeBob,
want to see my new shoes?
Wow! Those are
great, Patrick!
Let's see what they
look like on your feet.
Uh... wouldn't you rather
see them on... my hands?
Okay...
And we can wear gloves
on our feet
and hats on our
captain's quarters, too.
Uh, actually...
I have a confession to make.
I don't know
how to tie my shoelaces.
( laughs )
Do you know how lucky you are
to have a friend like me?
Yes...
Look at this knot.
Have you ever seen
a more perfectly executed
shoe-fastening bow?
Gosh... probably not.
I learned when I was
just a boy, Patrick
and I'm willing to
pass on what I know.
Go sit over there
and let an old pro
show you how to do it.
Pay close attention, Patrick.
Well, you start by taking
one lace per hand...
and then you...
uh... you got to...
loop the, the...
Are you sure you know
how to do it?
Patrick, please, shoe-tying
requires peace and quiet.
Okay, where was I?
Your shoes are still untied.
Well, I guess you don't want me
to show you how to do it.
l'm sorry!
I won't interrupt anymore!
I've got it!
The first rule of shoe-tying is
"always start
with your right foot."
Now the lesson
will officially begin.
( laughs nervously )
That's... not right.
( laughs nervously )
Get it?
Knot... right... hmm...
No.
Okay, no more fooling around.
I got it!
( laughs nervously )
What was that?
Are you okay, SpongeBob?
Patrick, aren't you
late for something?
The poop deck, you're right!
We'll have to do
this lesson later!
Bye, SpongeBob!
I can't believe I've forgotten
how to tie my own shoes.
They've been tied
for as long as I can remember.
Well, I'll remember
after a good night's sleep.
( crickets chirping )
( rooster crows )
( snoring )
( foghorn blows )
Oh...
No big deal.
I'll remember sooner or later.
'Cause I'm ready!
I'm...
read... y.
I'm read... ooh!
I'm read... uh!
I'm read... ooy!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... duh!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... duh!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... duh!
I'm read... doy!
Hi, SpongeBob.
( gasps )
Oh, no!
I can't let Patrick see
I still haven't tied my shoes!
( loud crashes )
Hey, SpongeBob...
you're shorter.
Have you been dieting?
Well, a sponge has to
look his spongiest.
Well, I got to get to work.
( cracking )
( grunting )
Oh, barnacles!
Maybe I should just lay here.
Those patties aren't going to
cook themselves, SpongeBob.
He's right!
Got to make Krabby Patties!
Laces or no laces!
( grunting... )
Ah... I just have to stand
in this one spot.
Ta-da! A perfect patty.
All right, SpongeBob,
hand it over.
Well?
( gulps )
( gasps )
( grunting... )
Hey, Squidward,
I've got an idea.
How about you come get it?
Oh, gee, SpongeBob,
that's a great idea.
And maybe I should
cook the patties
and do the dishes
and wear square pants
and live in a pineapple
while you wait in the
unemployment line!
No!
Then bring that patty here
now!
Okay, Squidward.
Here I come.
I'm coming over.
I'm bringing the patty to you.
Here comes the patty.
No problem.
l'm walking...
the Krabby Patty...
over to Squidward.
All right, Squidward.
I'm giving you the patty...
for the hungry customer...
so they can eat it...
when I give it to you...
which is right... now.
Uh, SpongeBob?
I'm over here!
Now move!
Okay, Squidward.
Just slowly move your leg.
Walk over there...
with the... dah!
SpongeBob!
I'm sorry, Squidward.
Sponge... Bob...
I'll just make another... doy!
Sponge...!
Hold it... doy!
Let me just... duh!
Hold it... sorry, Squid.
Sorry... Oh...
( grunting and gulping )
What's the holdup?
( loud burp )
I think my heart just stopped.
( all yelling angrily )
It's Sponge...
( loud burp )...
Bob's fault.
SpongeBob's fault...
SpongeBob's fault...
( sniffling )
I failed.
My career is over.
I'm sorry, spatula.
I'm sorry, hat.
I'm sorry, floor.
I am sorry, Krabby Patties.
( crying )
Let's see, a five-letter word
for happiness.
"Money." ( laughs )
This is the
worst service
we've ever had.
We're going to the Chum Bucket!
Wait!
Wait!
Don't go!
Oh, yeah, we are
definitely out of here.
( all yelling angrily )
Wait, don't go!
That's me money
walking out the door!
What's the meaning
of this, Mr. Squidward?
It's SpongeBob's fault.
Arr... SpongeBob, get out here!
More...
More...
All the way, boy!
What be the matter, SpongeBob?
I ought to make you
walk the plank for this.
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs,
it's just that I...
I...
Yes?
I... I... I, I, I, I...
Yes, yes, yes?
I, I, I...
Out with it, boy!
What is it?
I forgot how to tie
my shoes.
( laughs )
That's all?
So you'll show me how?
I don't wear shoes.
( gasps )
Could you show me
how to tie my shoes?
Uh, fins?
Could you show me
how to tie my shoes?
Well, I would, but, sadly,
l am only an eel.
( panting )
Could any of you show me
how to tie my laces?
Could you, you, you, you, you or
you show me how to tie a knot?
Could you show me how
to tie a simple knot?
( roars )
Could you show me
how to tie my shoes?
Could you show me
how to tie my shoes?
Arr... I be just
a painting of a head.
Doesn't anybody know
how to tie a knot...?!
( thunder booms )
( evil laughter )
Did somebody say knot?
I did.
So, you want to tie knots,
do ya?
Well, do ya?!
Yes, please,
Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir.
Then you've come to
the right flying ghost, kid.
You're looking at
the first place winner
in the fancy knotting contest
for the last 3,000 years!
Hooray!
You're gonna have to
not do that.
And stop staring at me
with them big old eyes.
Now, stand back and
watch me be knotty.
( laughs )
( laughs )
Behold! The pretzel knot!
Ooh...
The double diamond knot!
The square knot!
The constrictor!
The gut knot!
The pillow knot!
( snoring )
The butterfly knot.
Ooh...
Wait, there's more!
The monkey chain!
The monkey's fist!
The monkey!
( hooting )
This one here's a loop knot
otherwise known as the...
poop loop.
Poop?
( laughs )
Those are great,
Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir.
Now can you show me
how to tie my shoes?
( laughs )
I don't know
how to tie me shoes.
I haven't worn shoes
for over 5,000 years!
But sometimes I like
to wear this little sock
over me ghostly tail.
( laughing, thunder booming )
( groaning )
( meows )
Not now, Gary.
( meows )
I'm not in the mood, Gary.
( meows )
Just leave me and
my untied shoes alone, Gary.
( roars )
Okay, Gary,
you have my attention.
( meows )
( wet slapping )
( gasps )
Gary!
Well, I'll be!
You can tie shoes!
Hopping clams!
How did you learn
how to do that?
( music playing )
♪ Want to learn
how to tie your shoe? ♪
♪ It's a very easy thing to do ♪
♪ You sit on down
and I'll give you the scoop ♪
♪ What's that? ♪
♪ It's called
the loop-dee-loop ♪
♪ You got to take a lace
in each hand ♪
♪ You go over and under again ♪
♪ You make a loop-dee-loop
and pull ♪
♪ And your shoes
are looking cool ♪
♪ You go over and back,
left to right ♪
♪ Loop-dee-loop
and you pull them tight ♪
♪ Like bunny ears
or a Christmas bow ♪
♪ Lace 'em up
and you're ready to go ♪
♪ You make a loop-dee-loop
and pull ♪
♪ And your shoes
are looking cool ♪
( music continues )
♪ You make a loop-dee-loop
and pull ♪
♪ And your shoes
are looking cool. ♪
( meows )
Gary!
Uh, uh, I was just looking
for the sports channel, Gary.
( knock on door )
Come in!
Hey, SpongeBob,
want to see my new shoes?
Wow! Those are
great, Patrick!
Let's see what they
look like on your feet.
Uh... wouldn't you rather
see them on... my hands?
Okay...
And we can wear gloves
on our feet
and hats on our
captain's quarters, too.
Uh, actually...
I have a confession to make.
I don't know
how to tie my shoelaces.
( laughs )
Do you know how lucky you are
to have a friend like me?
Yes...
Look at this knot.
Have you ever seen
a more perfectly executed
shoe-fastening bow?
Gosh... probably not.
I learned when I was
just a boy, Patrick
and I'm willing to
pass on what I know.
Go sit over there
and let an old pro
show you how to do it.
Pay close attention, Patrick.
Well, you start by taking
one lace per hand...
and then you...
uh... you got to...
loop the, the...
Are you sure you know
how to do it?
Patrick, please, shoe-tying
requires peace and quiet.
Okay, where was I?
Your shoes are still untied.
Well, I guess you don't want me
to show you how to do it.
l'm sorry!
I won't interrupt anymore!
I've got it!
The first rule of shoe-tying is
"always start
with your right foot."
Now the lesson
will officially begin.
( laughs nervously )
That's... not right.
( laughs nervously )
Get it?
Knot... right... hmm...
No.
Okay, no more fooling around.
I got it!
( laughs nervously )
What was that?
Are you okay, SpongeBob?
Patrick, aren't you
late for something?
The poop deck, you're right!
We'll have to do
this lesson later!
Bye, SpongeBob!
I can't believe I've forgotten
how to tie my own shoes.
They've been tied
for as long as I can remember.
Well, I'll remember
after a good night's sleep.
( crickets chirping )
( rooster crows )
( snoring )
( foghorn blows )
Oh...
No big deal.
I'll remember sooner or later.
'Cause I'm ready!
I'm...
read... y.
I'm read... ooh!
I'm read... uh!
I'm read... ooy!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... duh!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... duh!
I'm read... doy!
I'm read... duh!
I'm read... doy!
Hi, SpongeBob.
( gasps )
Oh, no!
I can't let Patrick see
I still haven't tied my shoes!
( loud crashes )
Hey, SpongeBob...
you're shorter.
Have you been dieting?
Well, a sponge has to
look his spongiest.
Well, I got to get to work.
( cracking )
( grunting )
Oh, barnacles!
Maybe I should just lay here.
Those patties aren't going to
cook themselves, SpongeBob.
He's right!
Got to make Krabby Patties!
Laces or no laces!
( grunting... )
Ah... I just have to stand
in this one spot.
Ta-da! A perfect patty.
All right, SpongeBob,
hand it over.
Well?
( gulps )
( gasps )
( grunting... )
Hey, Squidward,
I've got an idea.
How about you come get it?
Oh, gee, SpongeBob,
that's a great idea.
And maybe I should
cook the patties
and do the dishes
and wear square pants
and live in a pineapple
while you wait in the
unemployment line!
No!
Then bring that patty here
now!
Okay, Squidward.
Here I come.
I'm coming over.
I'm bringing the patty to you.
Here comes the patty.
No problem.
l'm walking...
the Krabby Patty...
over to Squidward.
All right, Squidward.
I'm giving you the patty...
for the hungry customer...
so they can eat it...
when I give it to you...
which is right... now.
Uh, SpongeBob?
I'm over here!
Now move!
Okay, Squidward.
Just slowly move your leg.
Walk over there...
with the... dah!
SpongeBob!
I'm sorry, Squidward.
Sponge... Bob...
I'll just make another... doy!
Sponge...!
Hold it... doy!
Let me just... duh!
Hold it... sorry, Squid.
Sorry... Oh...
( grunting and gulping )
What's the holdup?
( loud burp )
I think my heart just stopped.
( all yelling angrily )
It's Sponge...
( loud burp )...
Bob's fault.
SpongeBob's fault...
SpongeBob's fault...
( sniffling )
I failed.
My career is over.
I'm sorry, spatula.
I'm sorry, hat.
I'm sorry, floor.
I am sorry, Krabby Patties.
( crying )
Let's see, a five-letter word
for happiness.
"Money." ( laughs )
This is the
worst service
we've ever had.
We're going to the Chum Bucket!
Wait!
Wait!
Don't go!
Oh, yeah, we are
definitely out of here.
( all yelling angrily )
Wait, don't go!
That's me money
walking out the door!
What's the meaning
of this, Mr. Squidward?
It's SpongeBob's fault.
Arr... SpongeBob, get out here!
More...
More...
All the way, boy!
What be the matter, SpongeBob?
I ought to make you
walk the plank for this.
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs,
it's just that I...
I...
Yes?
I... I... I, I, I, I...
Yes, yes, yes?
I, I, I...
Out with it, boy!
What is it?
I forgot how to tie
my shoes.
( laughs )
That's all?
So you'll show me how?
I don't wear shoes.
( gasps )
Could you show me
how to tie my shoes?
Uh, fins?
Could you show me
how to tie my shoes?
Well, I would, but, sadly,
l am only an eel.
( panting )
Could any of you show me
how to tie my laces?
Could you, you, you, you, you or
you show me how to tie a knot?
Could you show me how
to tie a simple knot?
( roars )
Could you show me
how to tie my shoes?
Could you show me
how to tie my shoes?
Arr... I be just
a painting of a head.
Doesn't anybody know
how to tie a knot...?!
( thunder booms )
( evil laughter )
Did somebody say knot?
I did.
So, you want to tie knots,
do ya?
Well, do ya?!
Yes, please,
Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir.
Then you've come to
the right flying ghost, kid.
You're looking at
the first place winner
in the fancy knotting contest
for the last 3,000 years!
Hooray!
You're gonna have to
not do that.
And stop staring at me
with them big old eyes.
Now, stand back and
watch me be knotty.
( laughs )
( laughs )
Behold! The pretzel knot!
Ooh...
The double diamond knot!
The square knot!
The constrictor!
The gut knot!
The pillow knot!
( snoring )
The butterfly knot.
Ooh...
Wait, there's more!
The monkey chain!
The monkey's fist!
The monkey!
( hooting )
This one here's a loop knot
otherwise known as the...
poop loop.
Poop?
( laughs )
Those are great,
Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir.
Now can you show me
how to tie my shoes?
( laughs )
I don't know
how to tie me shoes.
I haven't worn shoes
for over 5,000 years!
But sometimes I like
to wear this little sock
over me ghostly tail.
( laughing, thunder booming )
( groaning )
( meows )
Not now, Gary.
( meows )
I'm not in the mood, Gary.
( meows )
Just leave me and
my untied shoes alone, Gary.
( roars )
Okay, Gary,
you have my attention.
( meows )
( wet slapping )
( gasps )
Gary!
Well, I'll be!
You can tie shoes!
Hopping clams!
How did you learn
how to do that?
( music playing )
♪ Want to learn
how to tie your shoe? ♪
♪ It's a very easy thing to do ♪
♪ You sit on down
and I'll give you the scoop ♪
♪ What's that? ♪
♪ It's called
the loop-dee-loop ♪
♪ You got to take a lace
in each hand ♪
♪ You go over and under again ♪
♪ You make a loop-dee-loop
and pull ♪
♪ And your shoes
are looking cool ♪
♪ You go over and back,
left to right ♪
♪ Loop-dee-loop
and you pull them tight ♪
♪ Like bunny ears
or a Christmas bow ♪
♪ Lace 'em up
and you're ready to go ♪
♪ You make a loop-dee-loop
and pull ♪
♪ And your shoes
are looking cool ♪
( music continues )
♪ You make a loop-dee-loop
and pull ♪
♪ And your shoes
are looking cool. ♪