Spirit Rangers (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Episode #1.2 - full transcript

[vocalizing]

♪ Come and gather 'round
Listen to the story ♪

♪ Here in Xus Park
Where the spirits play ♪

♪ Someone must protect Chumash territory ♪

♪ Who will hear the call
To save the day? ♪

-♪ Here come the Spirit Rangers ♪
-Oh yeah!

-♪ Here come the Spirit Rangers ♪
-Cho-ho!

-♪ Here come the Spirit Rangers ♪
-Yeah!

♪ Hurricane or flood
Sleeping sun or blizzard ♪

♪ Kodi, Summer Hawk, Eddy Turtle too ♪

-♪ With their friend Coyote ♪
-♪ And their best friend Lizard ♪



-♪ Come and join the fun ♪

-♪ And we'll all say ♪
-Haku!

-♪ Here come the Spirit Rangers ♪
Oh yeah!

-♪ Here come the Spirit Rangers ♪
-Cho-ho!

♪ Here come the Spirit Rangers
The Spirit Rangers ♪

-♪ The Spirit Rangers ♪
-Yeah!

[Summer] The Cuzzin!

Look at these heat signals.
[squeals] Wowee!

I mean, wow. Wee.
According to my findings,

the Xus Park geyser
is going to erupt soon.

What's a geyser?
This just looks like a puddle of water.

A geyser is a hot spring
that explodes water straight into the air

like a water volcano.

Kaboom!



A little puddle can do that?

Cool!

This geyser only erupts
once every hundred years.

-We're lucky to see it.
-Wowee!

-I know!
-I want a front-row seat.

I don't think so.

When the geyser blows,

it'll be an explosion of water
hot enough to boil an egg.

We're gonna set up
my monitoring equipment.

Remember, if it bubbles
and the ground rumbles,

stay behind the fence.

Oh, we will.
You had us at "hot-boiled egg."

[Kodi] Epic.

-[Summer] Whoa.
-[Eddy] Amazing.

Thank you, thank you.
That's the sort of welcome I deserve.

I am everyone's favorite spirit after all.

-[Summer] Hey, Coyote.
-[Coyote] You up for some fun?

We could play a game.
Pull a trick. Put hair on a bald eagle.

Not right now.
The Xus Park geyser is about to go off.

Come on, that geyser's boring.
I've seen it go off hundreds of times.

You're not gonna miss anything.

Water shooting out like a volcano
sounds pretty cool to me.

Yeah. You've seen it a hundred times.
We wanna watch it at least once.

Upstaged by a geyser.
They'd rather watch water than hang out.

-[Coyote grunts]
-Hey, cuzzin! [yips]

Sunka. My Lakota cuz.
Come here, you. [grunts]

[giggles] It's been a while, ennit?
Wanna play some fetch?

Now we're talking. The Spirit Rangers
are busy watching water boil anyway.

[gasps] Did you say the Spirit Rangers?

You talk about them all the time.
I wanna play with them. [yips]

Sorry, cuz, the kids are busy
checking out the geyser.

Nothing can distract them.
Not even my best wig.

-[Summer] Aw, a puppy!
-[Kodi] Puppy!

Hi. I'm Sunka. Coyote's cuzzin.

Hi, Sunka.
You're the cutest puppy I've ever seen.

-[Kodi] Your fur is so soft.
-I love your cute floppy ears.

Sure, sure. Sunka is what
you might consider "classically cute,"

but I'm right here.

Amazing, handsome, and full of fun ideas.
Ooh, I've even got one right now.

Wanna play fetch in the Spirit Park?

Maybe later.

Wait. I have the best idea.

Let's play fetch
in the Spirit Park. [yips]

-Yeah!
-Great idea.

-You're as smart as you are cute.
-But that's what I just said.

[exciting music plays]

♪ Let's go, Spirit Rangers ♪

♪ Calling on Spirit Rangers ♪

♪ Let's go, Spirit Rangers ♪

♪ Calling Kodi, Summer, Eddy ♪

Kodi Cub!

Summer Hawk!

♪ Spirit Rangers, Spirit Rangers ♪

And Eddy Turtle.

♪ Let's go, Spirit Rangers
Calling on Spirit Rangers ♪

♪ They're Spirit Ranger ready ♪

[laughter]

[Sunka barks]

Wow. Great catch, Sunka.

That's not so hard. I can do that.
I bet I can even get there first.

Okay, fetch. [grunts]

[Coyote panting]

[Coyote grunts]

Way to go, Sunka.

And, uh, you, too, Coyote.

Almost had it.

[wheezing] I was going easy on you.
You'll never catch the next one.

You sure? You seem kinda tired.

Me? Tired?

[Coyote wheezes]

Ooh, no, no. I'm as zippy as Lizard.

Let's play all day.

Yeah, yeah, let's play! [yips]

[Coyote] That… stick… is… mine!

[Coyote strains]

Woo-hoo, I win! Ha!

Finally.

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Go, Coyote ♪

♪ Go, Coyote ♪

When I say "Coy-," you say "-ote."

"Coy-" "-ote."

"Coy-" "-ote."

-[Kodi] Too cute.
-[Summer] Aw!

-Sunka, Sunka!
-[sighs] Or you could say "Sunka."

-Feeling blue, Coyote?
-Everyone loves Sunka.

They think she's so cute.
It's been, "Sunka this, Sunka that."

-"Sunka, Sunka, Sunka!"
-I get it. No one wants to be replaced.

Is that what's happening?
The Spirit Rangers are our best friends.

Of course they are.

And you have nothing
to worry about, Xuxa'w.

Sunka's not that cute.

You'll never find me
going gaga over that pup.

Hi. I'm Sunka.

[gasps] Oh, who is a good little puppy?
Who's a good puppy?

Who is the cutest puppy
I ever saw in the whole wide world?

Oh, come on, Onokok. Not you too.

Fine. If everybody wants cute,
I'll give 'em cute.

The cutest cute in the whole Spirit Park.

I'm going to out-cute Sunka.

[laughter]

[Sunka barks]

[jaunty music plays]

What is going on?

Just being cute. You know how I do.

Can you say no to these puppy-dog eyes?

Why do you look different?

Oh, come on, I'm cute.

Let's play fetch. [yips]

Let's play tricks. [barks]

-[Summer] So cute!
-[Eddy] Can't say no to that!

-[Kodi] Whoa!
-[Summer and Eddy] Argh!

-Did you feel that?
-That might be the geyser. We better go.

[sighs] Guess I'm not
everyone's favorite spirit after all.

What's wrong? You seem sad.

It's nothing.

Aw, come on, you can tell me.

Let's turn that frown upside down.

Well…

Ugh, it's that. You're always being cute.

It's like you're purposefully out-cuteing
me so you can replace me. [laughs]

Which, now that I say it out loud,
sounds kinda silly.

Oh. [giggles]

I am.

What?

I wanna be the favorite spirit
in Spirit Park.

[jazzy music plays]

♪ Puppy eyes, paws, and fur ♪

♪ I'm a cuteness connoisseur ♪

♪ There's no spirit half as sweet ♪

♪ Coyote, cuz, you can't compete ♪

♪ Give it up, no need to struggle ♪

♪ 'Cause this pup was made to snuggle ♪

♪ Pack your bags and scoot ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm just too cute ♪

♪ Can you stretch like me?
Can you fetch like me? ♪

♪ Oh, that's right
We all know that you can't catch like me ♪

♪ Can you greet like me?
Earn a treat like me? ♪

♪ Chase your tail
Or curl up at someone's feet like me? ♪

♪ Can you trot like me?
Mark your spot like me? ♪

♪ I forgot
You are absolutely not like me ♪

♪ Time to quit
Now, don't be spiteful ♪

♪ Just admit I'm too delightful ♪

♪ You cannot dispute ♪

♪ I'm cuddly, soft, and sweet to boot ♪

♪ You can try your best
But the point is moot ♪

♪ I'm just too gosh darn cute ♪

♪ Wasn't that cute? ♪

Had enough?

Yeah, of you.

Fetch. [grunts]

Ooh, fetch! [panting]

[suspenseful music plays]

[laughs] That'll keep her busy
for a while.

-[Kodi] I think it's about to blow!
-Uh, where's Sunka?

We can't watch it without her.
She'll love this.

Oh, uh, I heard
Sunka went back to South Dakota.

Really? Without saying goodbye?

Yeah, she's rude like that.

But, hey, you can watch it
with me instead.

Even if I'm not
a floppy, adorable puppy spirit.

Listen, Coyote.
I'm sorry if we've been distracted today.

First by the geyser, then Sunka.

Oh, really? I haven't noticed.

You and Sunka are both our friends.

You deserve the same amount of attention
because we love you too.

You do? I mean… [clears throat]
Of course you do.

I knew that. Obviously.
Never in doubt. But really?

Yeah, we like to play with both of you
for different reasons.

Sure, Sunka is soft
and great to cuddle with, but you're fun.

And you always make us laugh.

Wow, thank you!

I guess I may have felt a little worried
Sunka would replace me.

Never! Friendship isn't
a competition to win.

You'll always be our friend.

Huh. I really didn't have
any reason to be worried.

Except Sunka trying to take over my life.

But I guess jealousy is
just a trick you play on yourself.

Woo! Now we can relax
and wait for the geyser.

Oh, no! I forgot Sunka is in the geyser.

What? That's dangerous.

It could blow at any minute.

[Coyote] Okay, no time to blame anyone.
Let's save Sunka.

[Kodi] And quick. Come on!

[adventurous music plays]

[Kodi] We're almost
inside the main geyser.

-You can do it, Summer.
-[Summer] I'm trying!

[suspenseful music plays]

Can anyone see Sunka?

No. I can barely see anything.
It's too steamy.

[Eddy] Watch out. These bubbles are hot.

-Help! [whimpers]
-It's Sunka!

[Sunka] Help, help! Over here! Help!

Oh, no. The water's getting to Sunka.

[Sunka whimpers]

I have an idea. [blows]

[suspenseful music continues]

She's safe in the bubble for now,
but it won't last forever.

We have to go get her!

[Coyote grunts]

Gotcha, little cuz.

Whoa, whoa!

Maybe I can move this thing. [panting]

Argh, not so fast! [panting]

-[Eddy] There they are.
-[Summer] I can't get close enough.

What do we do now?

Cuzzin, I'm sorry for tricking you
into going into the geyser.

That was a trick?!

You didn't know?
Then, no, it was an accident.

Oh, that's so adorable.

Fine. It was on purpose.
Do you forgive me?

Of course, Coyote.

You're my cuzzin.

-[Coyote yells]
-[Sunka yips]

I got an idea.
Eddy, can you blow another bubble?

You got it. [blows]

-Now what?
-I'm going to throw you at them.

-What?!
-[Kodi grunts]

-Whoa!
-[Coyote] Watch out!

Welcome to the… bubble.

-[both squeal]
-[tense music plays]

[all yell]

See? [chuckles]
Told you geysers were no big deal.

We did it. We saved Sunka.

Thank you! And I got the stick.

[Kodi] I'm so happy we get to watch
the geyser with our favorite spirits.

Me too.

And I'm sorry I used my cuteness
to try and replace you, Coyote.

I was a little jealous.

Really? You were jealous of me?

You're so fun, and everyone loves you.

I had to be cute to keep up.

Well, neither of you
had anything to be jealous of.

You're both our friends.

I think you mean cuzzins.

Whoa!

-[exciting music crescendos]
-[Eddy] Cool!

[Coyote] Meh.

[Summer] Totally Eclipsed.

[panting] Kodi sure is faster
than he looks.

[Summer] Not as fast as me!

You can't catch me!

Oh yes, I can.

[Kodi roars]

-[Eddy] Argh!
-[Kodi] Oof.

You guys need a quick break?

Gotcha!

[laughs] Nice try!

[laughter]

You can't tag the tag champion.

Maybe I can't,

but I know someone else who can.

Eddy, now!

Tag! You're it, you're it!

Way to go, Eddy. You tagged Summer.

I did it? I did it!

I turtle-tagged Summer!

Woo-hoo!

Nuh-uh! No!

No way! Doesn't count.

Oh, come on, Summer.

Eddy tagged you fair and square.

No, I, uh…

I let him tag me,

which means I'm still the winner.

-You don't always have to win.
-[Dad] Kids, come quick!

There's something strange
going on in the sky.

-Whoa!
-What is that?

It's a lunar eclipse.

But that doesn't make sense.

The eclipse shouldn't be happening
for months.

-Is that bad?
-It's certainly unusual.

When the moon is behind the Earth,
it throws off the park's animals.

So that explains
why my hawk senses were all off.

-What?
-So why is the eclipse happening anyway?

Not sure.

I'd call it a moon mystery.

Aha! There it is.

A mystery, like me "losing."
It was totally the eclipse's fault.

My trusty telescope will help us
get to the bottom of this.

Be right back.

We should check on the spirits first.

Yeah, they could be in trouble. Let's go.

[exciting music plays]

♪ Let's go, Spirit Rangers ♪

♪ Calling on Spirit Rangers ♪

♪ Let's go, Spirit Rangers ♪

♪ Calling Kodi, Summer, Eddy ♪

Kodi Cub!

Summer Hawk!

♪ Spirit Rangers, Spirit Rangers ♪

And Eddy Turtle.

♪ Let's go, Spirit Rangers
Calling on Spirit Rangers ♪

♪ They're Spirit Ranger ready ♪

[mysterious music plays]

Cool light show.

Did someone say "light show"?

♪ Come on, Spirit Rangers
Shake your tails with us ♪

♪ Dance, dance… ♪

I win! I win!

Haku, Spirit Rangers. Come to cheer me on?

My brother and I were just playing
a spirited game of sky-and-seek,

which is basically normal hide-and-seek
except we play it in the sky.

-Which is not normal at all.
-Sky-and-seek? Sounds fun.

It must be.

I don't think I've ever seen you
this cheery before, Moon.

Oh, I'm not always gloomy.

Well, mostly, but not when I'm winning.

It's time for a celebratory moonwalk.

Check it!

This isn't just sun and games, 'Away.

I am a serious sky-and-seek champ.

Oh, Qsi, I wish you'd lighten up.

[Eddy] You're usually
so bright and cheery.

I'm cheery because I always win.

But I won this time, baby. Yahoo!

[laughs] There's a new champ
in the atmosphere.

No way. You hid behind the Earth,
so it doesn't count.

So that's what's making the lunar eclipse.

Call it what you want.
If I'm not winning, I'm not having fun.

[Summer] Sunny, wait.

-I've got the perfect way to cheer you up.
-I'm listening.

Let's play sky-and-seek together.

-[Kodi] That's a great idea, Summer.
-We can play in teams.

I'll be on Sunny's team.
I can help him win in no time.

[chuckles] Not if we have anything
to say about it. Right, Kodi and Eddy?

Wanna be on my team?

-Oh, yeah!
-Time to turtle-tag!

What do you say, Qsi?

I say…

game on! But no powers.

That means no bear strength, turtle toes,

wind blasts, gravity power,
or telling people you're made of cheese.

Okay, okay. You're on, sunshine.

And when you find someone,
don't forget to tag.

Like this.

All right. Let the games begin.

Seven.

Six. Five.

-Four.
-No peeking. [laughs]

-Uh-huh.
-[Summer] Three.

Two.

One. Ready or not, here we come.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

I've got a sunny feeling
about that cloud over there.

Wind Eagle's nest is
the perfect hiding spot.

[chuckles] They'll never find us here.

[suspenseful music plays]

-[thunder crashes]
-[Kodi] Brr.

[Eddy] A rain cloud?

Tag! I found you, I found you!

Hey, you're using your powers.

Uh, right. Rule change.
We're allowed to wind blast.

We can't wind blast.

Aw, well, better luck next time.

We win!

[Summer chortles]

Can you lend a wing?

[magical flute music plays]

-Much better.
-Thanks, Wind Eagle.

-Hey, don't stop the flute music.
-Yeah, we're gettin' down!

[flute music resumes]

'Away, come out.

Come out wherever you are, little sister.

I must be close.

Getting warmer.

Warmer, warmer.

No fair! You used your powers!

I can't help it if I'm hot.

[hisses] I'm scorching.

Ha! We win again.

And I'm feeling cheerful as ever.

[suspenseful music plays]

Gotcha!

I know you're in there.

Argh! No fair, Qsi.

I can't see.

Ha. Now you'll never tag us.

-We win.
-[Summer] Now, this is more like it.

Sure is. Who's ready for another round?

Summer's gotta be around here somewhere.

There. In the reflection.

-Found you, Summer.
-Doesn't count. You haven't tagged me.

Go get 'em, geckos!

[suspenseful music plays]

[Kodi laughs]

-Hey, no fair!
-[Coyote] Ooh, we wanna play too.

Tickle time!

[all laugh]

I thought it would be
way more fun in teams,

but it's worse.

What do you mean? This is super fun.

Not when you keep using your powers.
You're changing the rules.

[scoffs] Sounds like
sore loser talk to me.

Classic case of just mad 'cause you lost.

I think we need a break.

Yeah. This isn't fun anymore.

Fine. We'll find other spirits
to play with instead.

Yeah.
We'll keep the fun going without you.

-Coyote, Lizard, wanna play with us?
-We'll go easy on you.

And get sunburned by Sunny
or rained on by Summer?

That's a hard pass.

But we won't have
anyone left to play with.

I love a good trick or prank,
but the two of you cheat more than I do.

And that's saying something, trust me.
Toodles.

Well, at least we have each other.

Winner versus winner?

Finally, some real competition.

No powers?

No powers.

Game on.

[suspenseful music plays]

Found you.

You cheated!

-You turned the water into steam.
-[laughs] I can't help it.

Don't bother hiding.

Tag. You're it.

Hey. No.

-Tag. You're it.
-[Summer grunts]

Can't catch me!

You snooze, you lose.

[Sunny] Tag. Now you're it.

But I couldn't see where I was going.

Sunny!

Hey, Summer.

You're not playing fair.

No. You're not playing fair.

I want a rematch.

No, I want a rematch.

Why? You gonna shine bright
so I can't see?

You gonna blast a cloud over my head?

If I did,
you'd just turn it to steam, cheater.

Who you calling cheater, cheater?

-I'm the real winner.
-No, I am.

[laughter]

Just glide and slide.

-[Kodi] Here goes.
-[Eddy] Glide and slide!

Moonwalk time!

Please play with me. Qsi is a cheater.

No, Summer is a cheater.
She's no fun to play with.

No one is fun to play with
when they cheat.

-What are you talking about?
-Yeah. We're fun when we win.

[upbeat music plays]

♪ Yeah, I like to win ♪

♪ Is that such a crime? ♪

♪ Sorry if my skills ♪

♪ Make you want to cry ♪

[both] ♪ Whoa-oh, can you hear us sing? ♪

♪ We think winning is everything ♪

♪ If you cheat to win
Then that doesn't count ♪

♪ If that's how you play ♪

♪ Then you can count me out ♪

♪ Being number one
Isn't all that it's about ♪

♪ Sometimes you're gonna lose
But you can still be proud ♪

[all] ♪ Whoa-oh, can you hear us sing? ♪

♪ We think winning isn't everything ♪

I guess.

♪ We think winning isn't everything ♪

-I see what they're saying.
-♪ We think winning isn't everything ♪

We're sorry. We should've never cheated.

We don't need to win to have fun,
but we do need something else.

What's that?

[Summer and Sunny] You guys!

We don't always need to act
like the center of the universe.

The solar system, maybe,

but not the whole universe.

Getting to play with you means way more
than winning ever could.

Will you ever play with us again?

-Of course we will.
-Anytime.

Bring that party over here.

Coyote's ready to teach us his moves.

I'll show you the Coyote Cha-Cha,

Coyote Can-Can,

or my favorite, the Coyote Conga.

[Coyote vocalizes]

-Wanna join our dance party?
-Everybody wins at dancing.

Oh, yeah!

Light the way!

-[laughter]
-[upbeat music plays]

Took a while, but now we can
finally observe the eclipse together.

[chuckles] Weird.

I think the moon is dancing.

[all laugh]

Woo! [laughs]

[upbeat music plays]