Spider-Man (1994–1998): Season 1, Episode 3 - The Return of the Spider-Slayers - full transcript
Spencer Smythe's son Alaster is hired by the Kingpin to get revenge on Spider-Man and everyone who had a hand in Spencer's death. He rebuilds the original Spider Slayer, along with two more.
Mrs Watson's niece is sure to be
nice, but I do not know her at all.
Well, then, Aunt May, for this one
time I will take her niece out.
Such a date is a lottery. There is a
big chance that it will not work out.
The Black Widow? Which
have I already destroyed?
Someone made it. Does
Spencer Smythe still live?
A microwave dish.
This does stop you.
I'll take a look at him.
Another one, and that is much bigger.
Fortunately, I have enough web wire.
Think quickly, web head.
Only a few seconds.
Perfect landing. I'm sorry to interrupt.
Watch out.
Thanks to my spinning, I will
know where you are going.
That wall crawler is still alive?
Not for long.
The operation is exactly according to plan.
I will not fail.
Hopefully. I do not
tolerate employees who fail.
I only work here temporarily, remember?
You know you're just getting this lab...
if you destroy Spiderman.
Even though the laboratory of Kingpin...
I will take revenge for
what happened to my father.
How should I stop you?
A freezing jet. I still
get a spider phobia.
The Black Widow. How can I
use two at the same time?
I just start.
And now you.
What a big beast. I want one.
Trooper, do not.
Run away, quickly.
I should have followed my own advice.
If I survive this, I want to
be able to track you down.
Magnificent. He is rather
tame for a superhero.
Mr. Jameson, I have something
here that interests you.
Why all that mystery? Where is Spiderman?
There he is, ready to be watched.
Finally. I have had to
wait awfully for this.
Let's see who is underneath.
Wait a second.
When did you wash your hands?
What is this, Smythe?
She wants a boyfriend and
you are the lucky one.
You let me come here for Spiderman.
That was not the only reason.
What are you doing?
Get that away. That
color curses my clothes.
It fits exactly. In those
indestructible buoys Sit a bomb.
He's going to finish in exactly one hour.
You have not delivered his newspaper.
- Are you crazy?
- Do not you see that?
You and the freaks of your web friend
have driven my father to death.
You destroyed his dream
that I would walk again.
Your father attacked me
with a slurping spider.
And you also participated. Just stick
yourself to this bomb and leave me out of it.
Why do not you become a psychologist?
You are both guilty.
And your partners also: Eddie Brock,
Flash Thompson and Norman Osborn.
You hate a lot of people. Tricky, you know.
If you let me go, I'll pay you research.
Never mind, he is separated.
Do not you see that?
You should be grateful.
If Spiderman dies, you have the
honor to undergo the same fate.
Can not you get it loose?
Have you already separated from me?
That does me sadness.
Enough talk. The slurp
spiders will take you away.
Then they destroy your henchmen.
I will sleep more than usual tonight.
My head is doing very well.
Come. We have to track down those slurpers
before they find the three others.
Look at it anyway. You bruise my wrist.
Coyotes would bite their paws.
You can also do it.
What happens if I just sit here
and do not want to go anywhere?
Look, until I know how that
bomb can go off, you go with me.
So do your belt.
It was very nice tonight.
Of course, I was there.
How are you, buddy?
Great, but it would be even
better if you would hover.
Of course. See you.
What now?
Is this another joke, Flash?
Run, Felicia. It is after me again.
Why are those cords falling on me?
We are just in time.
A laser. Exactly what I need.
You're crazy. What are you doing?
I'll cut our tires for a moment.
Run away, quickly. I keep this thing busy.
I'll hook him once.
That vermin is fighting it out.
I have to call.
Hopefully no one will ask if
I have a diploma for this.
That must be enough.
Send a team to ESU immediately
and find Eddie Brock.
No, he will not get a job anymore.
You must call my father.
What can I do for you? Another slurp spin?
Do not worry, I'll be fine.
Give me the surveillance.
Jameson has fired you
because you are a burden.
That was Spiderman's fault. Give
me a chance to prove myself.
You're lucky. I just need a
reporter, but I keep you cool.
Great, thank you. I promise
you, I will not cause trouble.
Another slurp spin?
Why does he have to have me?
He found his next target. Am I lucky.
I can save Eddie Brock first and
then I'll be blown up myself.
You again. You necessarily
want to ruin my life.
Use your brain once.
I'm trying to save you.
This thing is stronger than I
am, but fortunately not smarter.
Unwise.
My office, my newspaper...
totally destroyed.
Jameson was right. You are fired.
He did it again.
I will still take you back, even
if it is the last thing I do.
My masterpiece is ready.
Why are all those robot
tanks standing there?
That's why, I think.
Something is falling on Oscorp, but what?
That answers my question.
The biggest slurper and I have only a
few minutes before the bomb goes off.
Launch the helirobots.
I never fall into Osborn again.
No worries, there is no danger anymore.
My web fluid is gone. I am
now entering a new pattern.
What will I do first? That bomb
or that mechanical monster?
That choice is made quickly.
That is the end of Mr Osborn's factory.
That did not matter much,
but I'm still alive.
Certainly a quarter of an hour.
Liquid oxygen.
That certainly does the same with those
buoys as the freezing jet with that lamp.
Chemistry is good for your life. Time
is running out, I have to be fast.
And I take this toy with me.
Come along, a tukje is now very unwise.
Stay here. I have to deliver a gift.
Let's play tag, will cup. You are him.
Perfect, just the right place.
As someone once said: -
it is time for a rattle.
Bullseye.
I do not like Osborn, but Harry will
be happy that he is still alive.
How is that now...
My machines, my beautiful machines.
A deal is a deal. You promised
me to destroy Spiderman.
You work for me until you have succeeded.
There is nothing left.
What a night. I am fur and blue
and now my suit is still broken.
And what do I get for all that trouble?
Nothing, never even a reward.
The worst thing about a double life
is that no one sews your clothes.
Are you ready for your
date with Mary Jane Watson?
My date? Totally forgotten.
Had that vermin eaten me up.
I'm not that good.
You feel a bit warm, but
she can be there any moment.
There she is. Open the door, Peter.
Do not I get a gallows?
Admit it, you just won the lottery.
nice, but I do not know her at all.
Well, then, Aunt May, for this one
time I will take her niece out.
Such a date is a lottery. There is a
big chance that it will not work out.
The Black Widow? Which
have I already destroyed?
Someone made it. Does
Spencer Smythe still live?
A microwave dish.
This does stop you.
I'll take a look at him.
Another one, and that is much bigger.
Fortunately, I have enough web wire.
Think quickly, web head.
Only a few seconds.
Perfect landing. I'm sorry to interrupt.
Watch out.
Thanks to my spinning, I will
know where you are going.
That wall crawler is still alive?
Not for long.
The operation is exactly according to plan.
I will not fail.
Hopefully. I do not
tolerate employees who fail.
I only work here temporarily, remember?
You know you're just getting this lab...
if you destroy Spiderman.
Even though the laboratory of Kingpin...
I will take revenge for
what happened to my father.
How should I stop you?
A freezing jet. I still
get a spider phobia.
The Black Widow. How can I
use two at the same time?
I just start.
And now you.
What a big beast. I want one.
Trooper, do not.
Run away, quickly.
I should have followed my own advice.
If I survive this, I want to
be able to track you down.
Magnificent. He is rather
tame for a superhero.
Mr. Jameson, I have something
here that interests you.
Why all that mystery? Where is Spiderman?
There he is, ready to be watched.
Finally. I have had to
wait awfully for this.
Let's see who is underneath.
Wait a second.
When did you wash your hands?
What is this, Smythe?
She wants a boyfriend and
you are the lucky one.
You let me come here for Spiderman.
That was not the only reason.
What are you doing?
Get that away. That
color curses my clothes.
It fits exactly. In those
indestructible buoys Sit a bomb.
He's going to finish in exactly one hour.
You have not delivered his newspaper.
- Are you crazy?
- Do not you see that?
You and the freaks of your web friend
have driven my father to death.
You destroyed his dream
that I would walk again.
Your father attacked me
with a slurping spider.
And you also participated. Just stick
yourself to this bomb and leave me out of it.
Why do not you become a psychologist?
You are both guilty.
And your partners also: Eddie Brock,
Flash Thompson and Norman Osborn.
You hate a lot of people. Tricky, you know.
If you let me go, I'll pay you research.
Never mind, he is separated.
Do not you see that?
You should be grateful.
If Spiderman dies, you have the
honor to undergo the same fate.
Can not you get it loose?
Have you already separated from me?
That does me sadness.
Enough talk. The slurp
spiders will take you away.
Then they destroy your henchmen.
I will sleep more than usual tonight.
My head is doing very well.
Come. We have to track down those slurpers
before they find the three others.
Look at it anyway. You bruise my wrist.
Coyotes would bite their paws.
You can also do it.
What happens if I just sit here
and do not want to go anywhere?
Look, until I know how that
bomb can go off, you go with me.
So do your belt.
It was very nice tonight.
Of course, I was there.
How are you, buddy?
Great, but it would be even
better if you would hover.
Of course. See you.
What now?
Is this another joke, Flash?
Run, Felicia. It is after me again.
Why are those cords falling on me?
We are just in time.
A laser. Exactly what I need.
You're crazy. What are you doing?
I'll cut our tires for a moment.
Run away, quickly. I keep this thing busy.
I'll hook him once.
That vermin is fighting it out.
I have to call.
Hopefully no one will ask if
I have a diploma for this.
That must be enough.
Send a team to ESU immediately
and find Eddie Brock.
No, he will not get a job anymore.
You must call my father.
What can I do for you? Another slurp spin?
Do not worry, I'll be fine.
Give me the surveillance.
Jameson has fired you
because you are a burden.
That was Spiderman's fault. Give
me a chance to prove myself.
You're lucky. I just need a
reporter, but I keep you cool.
Great, thank you. I promise
you, I will not cause trouble.
Another slurp spin?
Why does he have to have me?
He found his next target. Am I lucky.
I can save Eddie Brock first and
then I'll be blown up myself.
You again. You necessarily
want to ruin my life.
Use your brain once.
I'm trying to save you.
This thing is stronger than I
am, but fortunately not smarter.
Unwise.
My office, my newspaper...
totally destroyed.
Jameson was right. You are fired.
He did it again.
I will still take you back, even
if it is the last thing I do.
My masterpiece is ready.
Why are all those robot
tanks standing there?
That's why, I think.
Something is falling on Oscorp, but what?
That answers my question.
The biggest slurper and I have only a
few minutes before the bomb goes off.
Launch the helirobots.
I never fall into Osborn again.
No worries, there is no danger anymore.
My web fluid is gone. I am
now entering a new pattern.
What will I do first? That bomb
or that mechanical monster?
That choice is made quickly.
That is the end of Mr Osborn's factory.
That did not matter much,
but I'm still alive.
Certainly a quarter of an hour.
Liquid oxygen.
That certainly does the same with those
buoys as the freezing jet with that lamp.
Chemistry is good for your life. Time
is running out, I have to be fast.
And I take this toy with me.
Come along, a tukje is now very unwise.
Stay here. I have to deliver a gift.
Let's play tag, will cup. You are him.
Perfect, just the right place.
As someone once said: -
it is time for a rattle.
Bullseye.
I do not like Osborn, but Harry will
be happy that he is still alive.
How is that now...
My machines, my beautiful machines.
A deal is a deal. You promised
me to destroy Spiderman.
You work for me until you have succeeded.
There is nothing left.
What a night. I am fur and blue
and now my suit is still broken.
And what do I get for all that trouble?
Nothing, never even a reward.
The worst thing about a double life
is that no one sews your clothes.
Are you ready for your
date with Mary Jane Watson?
My date? Totally forgotten.
Had that vermin eaten me up.
I'm not that good.
You feel a bit warm, but
she can be there any moment.
There she is. Open the door, Peter.
Do not I get a gallows?
Admit it, you just won the lottery.