Spider-Man (1994–1998): Season 1, Episode 1 - Night of the Lizard - full transcript
A giant lizard has been spotted in the subways and Jameson is willing to pay $1,000 to the photographer who gets the creature on film. Peter turns to his college professor, Dr. Curt Connors, for answers. But not the answers he expects.
New York City. If only it was
as quiet as it looks from above.
The night of the lizard.
Light up. You will like the work below.
Cool in the summer, warm in the winter.
And no nagging.
Better than my old job.
I did something with the TV.
Really? I always have a double
image at home, maybe you can...
No, I was a manager. -Well,
it's better down here.
He's got me, Bud. Help me.
Those eyes haunt me.
What is that? Another person happy
that he passed his driving license?
Stand on the brake. Throw your handlebars.
What was going on? -I
was chased by red eyes.
Of pink elephants for sure.
I do not make it up, I swear.
Best. Do not say anything
about me to the police, okay?
Red eyes, red eyes.
What you say, kid.
Boredom does not exist in New York City.
It will be part of it.
Peter, I have a job for you.
If you can eat Spiderman, you
should also manage the lizard.
- With whom?
- The lizard, Parker.
Come on time, you would have known.
There is a giant lizard in the subway.
- That will be.
- That will certainly.
This is a serious assignment.
I do not know about that yet.
Really something to take you by the nose.
Not such a big mouth, smart.
This man is gripped by the lizard.
We need reptile experts.
Precise, for background information.
The closest is Conners.
- Dr Conners?
- Do you know him?
I have lessons from him. He is an expert
in the field of reptile mutagenesis.
- He is a genius.
- He can do that again.
You arrange everything with Conners.
But…
He already knows him. Moreover,
do you know what mutagenesis is?
I think it's just a joke.
V \ fi a picture of that lizard
for the evening edition provides...
gets a bonus of a thousand dollars.
Color or black and white?
A thousand dollars. That's
a new engine, or a car.
What will aunt May look up to?
Where does that frown, beautiful lady?
Well, just like that.
I was thinking about what
to eat, nothing more.
Why does not she say what is?
Dear help, what accounts.
I am nevertheless an ego'l'st.
She is like a real mother to me.
I'm going to do something for her now.
And I do not succeed...
then Spiderman succeeds!
Next time I want a job outside in the sun.
That lizard is simply urban mysticism.
Although... I'm wrong, so to see.
Oh no, Debra Whitman. The sister
that I never had. Or wanted.
Since when do you attend college in the
evening? You do not need that anyway?
I want to show something to Dr. Conners.
0 yes? What?
You're not going to do anything...
Interesting, say.
Clearly belonging to the Squamata order.
You have to see that print.
Just a print. -Yes, but he's pretty deep.
It must weigh a lot.
A fat bag, so.
Maybe he is walking on two legs.
- I was that far too.
- Not.
Something is not right here.
Indeed. You almost choked me.
Little late for a power outage.
Maybe it's the Wind.
Is someone there?
Stay where you are.
Dr. Conners, is there something?
Do not, Debra.
He says he needs help.
How are you? -I did not breathe anymore.
He goes with Dr. Conners. Hela, come back.
Peter, do not leave me alone.
Do not panic.
The coast is safe again.
What was you brave. I did not expect that.
Miss Whitman, a compliment? And yours?
Be careful not to go too far. Why
did that thing kidnap Dr Conners?
Dr. Conners, I'm ready.
Temperature alpha, respiration alpha.
Normal values stable, Dr. Conners.
If I succeed, Mickey is more than normal.
Come quickly, then you see what I mean: -
a new leg thanks to a reptile.
And that by a few micrograms of
reptilian DNA and our recombiner.
Unbelievable. -And this
is just the beginning.
If this works with people...
then we can replace lost limbs.
That is unbelievable.
Why would they kidnap him?
Is dad coming home so, Mom?
I do not know, I...
- Go away.
- Alright, Mrs Conners.
I'm looking for the professor.
You can not do anything to him.
Do something to him? I...
No, no, grace.
So you really exist. Stay
there like that, little grin.
Very nice, that's where
my precious photo goes.
How do I simultaneously hang
out the hero and make photos?
Good reaction for a handbag in spe.
Once out of the sewer,
forever out of the sewer.
Tell me what you did to Conners.
Now I am really angry.
- Do not, Dad. Stop.
- Billy.
Daddy? Did I hear that correctly?
Did he say 'daddy'?
Yes, that was Curt.
It started with a device.
Curt called it the neogene recombiner.
He tried him out on
himself, to grow his arm.
And then he turned into that awful being.
Why did not you inform the police?
This would think he's crazy.
They would do something to
him, or worse than that.
I know that, yes. But
not if I'm ahead of them.
I'm terrified. -We keep it
quiet for as long as possible.
We are being tapped. -This
story makes me famous.
That wire melts automatically.
You can not make this.
Too late. The life of
Conners is not ruined by you.
Billy, where is your mother?
Daddy took her.
- Over there.
- The sewer.
I'll take you to the neighbors in safety.
Then I'm going to get your mom and dad, okay?
All right. But make sure
nothing happens to them.
Let me los.
What a slimy mess. Why
do I always have that?
Why is the sewer my lot?
Are the big four or the avengers
ever in a sewer? No, never.
At most the Hulk.
Keep stopping with that.
You're just scared.
You can tear that monster while
you can not do anything to him.
Your friend lives inside him. I have
to find him and try to save him.
The story of my life.
Put me down. No, stop. Do not.
I have to get to her quickly.
Hola, not too fast.
Aside.
Time to slow down.
My wires slacken. Issue of another pattern.
And I'm still the one who
helped Doc with his tests.
- If I had not done that...
- Help me.
The missing man. -He
builds an electric thing.
He needed my help. But I
was weakening more and more.
Do not eat, do not sleep...
You'll get me, will not you?
I am not a hero for nothing?
Why did you take me, Curt?
To be able to be together.
You're my husband, I love you. I want
to be with you, but not if I have to.
I love you too. I need you.
You have to help me with this.
Your hands can operate this.
My hands are too big. The other
man did not dare, he was afraid.
What are you up to?
Do not be afraid.
You are being transformed. Wounds and
lost limbs are a thing of the past.
First you, then everyone else.
If I connect the recombinator
to these lines...
I reach every house in the city.
All men, women and children.
I can transform everyone. There
is an end to suffering and pain.
But if you do that,
everyone will be like you.
Naturally. I am the first of
a new breed, a better breed.
If you are better, why
do you need my hands?
You're no better. Then look at it.
No, you distort things.
I am able to heal people, and
everything has to go for that.
And Billy? Do you think
he will be like that?
My son. I have a son.
Sorry, Doc. I do this for
Billy, but also for you.
He looks like a real reptile.
Run for your life, Mrs Conners.
He is dangerous.
Do not touch that thing.
Run, Mrs. Conners.
Margaret, I'm sorry.
I have a chance. Then I am lizard food.
Mealtime.
Strange, very Strange.
A week ago this monster was my
teacher, a scholar, my Friend.
He wanted to help people, just like me.
And now we are fighting together.
A battle for life and death.
- Is he...
- It's okay.
I'll help you further, but I
have to pick something up first.
A photo that yields $ 1000.
And what does Eddie Brock have?
A first that no one believes.
Curt Conners is the lizard, JJ.
Spiderman unfortunately stopped me.
Dr. Conners is a respected scholar...
and Peter has already submitted
the photos this morning.
I show him in the flesh.
And I should believe that.
If not, I will eat the newspaper today.
J. Jonah Jameson. Why are you so early on?
Cooked or raw?
Peter, how do you get this?
I made an exclusive photo.
- Sky.
- What is it?
How did you get that picture?
I eh...
- No excuses.
- But I...
You followed Spiderman.
The sewer in, is not it?
It is cold and humid there.
The germs are probably already at work.
You are going to eat soup and sleep well.
That is not for you, taking
pictures in the sewer.
Suppose Spiderman had caught you.
Aunt May does not understand.
Spiderman has already caught me.
We are stuck together, forever.
as quiet as it looks from above.
The night of the lizard.
Light up. You will like the work below.
Cool in the summer, warm in the winter.
And no nagging.
Better than my old job.
I did something with the TV.
Really? I always have a double
image at home, maybe you can...
No, I was a manager. -Well,
it's better down here.
He's got me, Bud. Help me.
Those eyes haunt me.
What is that? Another person happy
that he passed his driving license?
Stand on the brake. Throw your handlebars.
What was going on? -I
was chased by red eyes.
Of pink elephants for sure.
I do not make it up, I swear.
Best. Do not say anything
about me to the police, okay?
Red eyes, red eyes.
What you say, kid.
Boredom does not exist in New York City.
It will be part of it.
Peter, I have a job for you.
If you can eat Spiderman, you
should also manage the lizard.
- With whom?
- The lizard, Parker.
Come on time, you would have known.
There is a giant lizard in the subway.
- That will be.
- That will certainly.
This is a serious assignment.
I do not know about that yet.
Really something to take you by the nose.
Not such a big mouth, smart.
This man is gripped by the lizard.
We need reptile experts.
Precise, for background information.
The closest is Conners.
- Dr Conners?
- Do you know him?
I have lessons from him. He is an expert
in the field of reptile mutagenesis.
- He is a genius.
- He can do that again.
You arrange everything with Conners.
But…
He already knows him. Moreover,
do you know what mutagenesis is?
I think it's just a joke.
V \ fi a picture of that lizard
for the evening edition provides...
gets a bonus of a thousand dollars.
Color or black and white?
A thousand dollars. That's
a new engine, or a car.
What will aunt May look up to?
Where does that frown, beautiful lady?
Well, just like that.
I was thinking about what
to eat, nothing more.
Why does not she say what is?
Dear help, what accounts.
I am nevertheless an ego'l'st.
She is like a real mother to me.
I'm going to do something for her now.
And I do not succeed...
then Spiderman succeeds!
Next time I want a job outside in the sun.
That lizard is simply urban mysticism.
Although... I'm wrong, so to see.
Oh no, Debra Whitman. The sister
that I never had. Or wanted.
Since when do you attend college in the
evening? You do not need that anyway?
I want to show something to Dr. Conners.
0 yes? What?
You're not going to do anything...
Interesting, say.
Clearly belonging to the Squamata order.
You have to see that print.
Just a print. -Yes, but he's pretty deep.
It must weigh a lot.
A fat bag, so.
Maybe he is walking on two legs.
- I was that far too.
- Not.
Something is not right here.
Indeed. You almost choked me.
Little late for a power outage.
Maybe it's the Wind.
Is someone there?
Stay where you are.
Dr. Conners, is there something?
Do not, Debra.
He says he needs help.
How are you? -I did not breathe anymore.
He goes with Dr. Conners. Hela, come back.
Peter, do not leave me alone.
Do not panic.
The coast is safe again.
What was you brave. I did not expect that.
Miss Whitman, a compliment? And yours?
Be careful not to go too far. Why
did that thing kidnap Dr Conners?
Dr. Conners, I'm ready.
Temperature alpha, respiration alpha.
Normal values stable, Dr. Conners.
If I succeed, Mickey is more than normal.
Come quickly, then you see what I mean: -
a new leg thanks to a reptile.
And that by a few micrograms of
reptilian DNA and our recombiner.
Unbelievable. -And this
is just the beginning.
If this works with people...
then we can replace lost limbs.
That is unbelievable.
Why would they kidnap him?
Is dad coming home so, Mom?
I do not know, I...
- Go away.
- Alright, Mrs Conners.
I'm looking for the professor.
You can not do anything to him.
Do something to him? I...
No, no, grace.
So you really exist. Stay
there like that, little grin.
Very nice, that's where
my precious photo goes.
How do I simultaneously hang
out the hero and make photos?
Good reaction for a handbag in spe.
Once out of the sewer,
forever out of the sewer.
Tell me what you did to Conners.
Now I am really angry.
- Do not, Dad. Stop.
- Billy.
Daddy? Did I hear that correctly?
Did he say 'daddy'?
Yes, that was Curt.
It started with a device.
Curt called it the neogene recombiner.
He tried him out on
himself, to grow his arm.
And then he turned into that awful being.
Why did not you inform the police?
This would think he's crazy.
They would do something to
him, or worse than that.
I know that, yes. But
not if I'm ahead of them.
I'm terrified. -We keep it
quiet for as long as possible.
We are being tapped. -This
story makes me famous.
That wire melts automatically.
You can not make this.
Too late. The life of
Conners is not ruined by you.
Billy, where is your mother?
Daddy took her.
- Over there.
- The sewer.
I'll take you to the neighbors in safety.
Then I'm going to get your mom and dad, okay?
All right. But make sure
nothing happens to them.
Let me los.
What a slimy mess. Why
do I always have that?
Why is the sewer my lot?
Are the big four or the avengers
ever in a sewer? No, never.
At most the Hulk.
Keep stopping with that.
You're just scared.
You can tear that monster while
you can not do anything to him.
Your friend lives inside him. I have
to find him and try to save him.
The story of my life.
Put me down. No, stop. Do not.
I have to get to her quickly.
Hola, not too fast.
Aside.
Time to slow down.
My wires slacken. Issue of another pattern.
And I'm still the one who
helped Doc with his tests.
- If I had not done that...
- Help me.
The missing man. -He
builds an electric thing.
He needed my help. But I
was weakening more and more.
Do not eat, do not sleep...
You'll get me, will not you?
I am not a hero for nothing?
Why did you take me, Curt?
To be able to be together.
You're my husband, I love you. I want
to be with you, but not if I have to.
I love you too. I need you.
You have to help me with this.
Your hands can operate this.
My hands are too big. The other
man did not dare, he was afraid.
What are you up to?
Do not be afraid.
You are being transformed. Wounds and
lost limbs are a thing of the past.
First you, then everyone else.
If I connect the recombinator
to these lines...
I reach every house in the city.
All men, women and children.
I can transform everyone. There
is an end to suffering and pain.
But if you do that,
everyone will be like you.
Naturally. I am the first of
a new breed, a better breed.
If you are better, why
do you need my hands?
You're no better. Then look at it.
No, you distort things.
I am able to heal people, and
everything has to go for that.
And Billy? Do you think
he will be like that?
My son. I have a son.
Sorry, Doc. I do this for
Billy, but also for you.
He looks like a real reptile.
Run for your life, Mrs Conners.
He is dangerous.
Do not touch that thing.
Run, Mrs. Conners.
Margaret, I'm sorry.
I have a chance. Then I am lizard food.
Mealtime.
Strange, very Strange.
A week ago this monster was my
teacher, a scholar, my Friend.
He wanted to help people, just like me.
And now we are fighting together.
A battle for life and death.
- Is he...
- It's okay.
I'll help you further, but I
have to pick something up first.
A photo that yields $ 1000.
And what does Eddie Brock have?
A first that no one believes.
Curt Conners is the lizard, JJ.
Spiderman unfortunately stopped me.
Dr. Conners is a respected scholar...
and Peter has already submitted
the photos this morning.
I show him in the flesh.
And I should believe that.
If not, I will eat the newspaper today.
J. Jonah Jameson. Why are you so early on?
Cooked or raw?
Peter, how do you get this?
I made an exclusive photo.
- Sky.
- What is it?
How did you get that picture?
I eh...
- No excuses.
- But I...
You followed Spiderman.
The sewer in, is not it?
It is cold and humid there.
The germs are probably already at work.
You are going to eat soup and sleep well.
That is not for you, taking
pictures in the sewer.
Suppose Spiderman had caught you.
Aunt May does not understand.
Spiderman has already caught me.
We are stuck together, forever.