Some Assembly Required (2014–2016): Season 1, Episode 11 - Teeny Toddler Chemistry Set - full transcript
A kid, Logan, shows up claiming that Knickknack's Teeny Toddler Chemistry Set blew up his house. Jarvis tries his best to make things right, and the family ends up moving into the Knickknack building. But when the family needs a place to put up their numerous visiting "relatives," Knickknack quickly turns into a resort.
[♪♪♪]
[Jarvis]: Previously
on Some Assembly Required...
Yay!
It's like Christmas
in December!
This one's
from my Aunt Marlene.
She always gives me
the most boring gifts.
Teeny Toddler Chemistry Set.
Ages three to...
three.
Sounds like a blast.
[Explosion]
Excuse me, I had a problem
with one of your toys.
Your chemistry set
blew up my house.
So sue me.
Okay!
[Gavel raps]
I can't believe the jury
made me
the new owner of the company!
And the judge let me keep
this cool wooden hammer!
[♪♪♪]
♪ Here we go ♪
Geneva,
you're the receptionist.
Shouldn't you be sitting
at the reception desk?
I can't.
It's broken.
Sorry.
It turns out I don't
know anything about cars.
Or desks.
That'll be $900.
Excuse me?
I had a problem with
one of your toys.
I'm sorry to hear that.
What seems to be the issue?
Your chemistry set
blew up my house.
So sue us!
What? No!
He's kidding!
Will you excuse me
for one moment?
Hey. You work here?
Work? No.
We never thought to recall
all those old Knickknack
chemistry sets that explode!
They must still be
on store shelves!
I see what you're saying.
You want me
to go to the store,
buy one,
and throw it at the kid
so our little legal problem
"goes away."
No! That's not
what I'm saying.
Candace may have done
something like that,
but when I took over
Knickknack Toys,
I vowed to treat
our customers better.
I'm kind of getting
mixed messages
on the whole
"blow up the kid" thing...
So I'll just do it
and see how you react.
Young man, we at Knickknack
are very sorry
for what happened
to you and your family.
Sorry's nice,
but we don't have a place
to live.
Well, don't worry.
We will make things right.
I was hoping
you'd say that!
We love our new home!
I bet you're sorry we
didn't go with my plan now.
[♪♪♪]
♪ Buckle up ♪
♪ And hold on tight ♪
♪ You and me
on a wild ride ♪
♪ We're gonna own it
and change the game ♪
♪ Together we'll make it
all the way ♪
♪ Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs ♪
♪ We'll always find our way
around ♪
♪ So here we go
whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Here we go
whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Yeah, here we go
whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ You got me ♪
♪ I got you ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
Ooh!
Put on
The Weasel Whisperer!
Jarvis, I have a problem
with the people near my desk.
What's the problem?
They're near my desk.
And they're people.
You know how I feel
about people.
[TV Announcer]:
Who's a good weasel?
I'm sorry, Piper,
but this is probably
the first time
they've felt comfortable
since they lost their home.
Yeah, well, I think
they're too comfortable.
I don't see
the problem here.
He's probably
not wearing pants
because he's making himself
at home.
Oof!
I was going to say
because it's laundry day,
but you're probably right.
Geneva...
Sorry.
Can't work.
My desk is getting
a car wash.
[Audience laughs]
They're raising money
for a good cause.
Please tell me
the good cause
is to buy Bowie
a full pair of jeans.
Well, I wasn't going to
ask you to do anything.
I was just going to tell you
Jarvis asked me to go shopping.
Shopping?
I want to go shopping!
And not just to buy
Bowie those jeans.
Okay! Here's the
company credit card.
Just go to every
toy store in town
and buy up all the Teeny
Toddler Chemistry Sets.
Toodles!
Wait!
Did you just trick me?
No.
I believe you.
But only because you thought
about it for a long time.
[♪♪♪]
Happy now?
I got them to take down
all their laundry.
Yeah...
by saying
we'd do it for them!
It's not so bad...
if you make Bowie do it.
All folded!
So you just gathered up
all their clothes in a ball?
No. Only the whites.
I formed the darks
into a tetrahedron.
I get that you're trying
to do the right thing
for these people,
but why don't we just this once
try and do the wrong thing?
Like roll them up
in this nightgown
and drop them in the river?
The river's far.
Why don't we just put them up
in a hotel?
Hey, Jarvis.
We're out of that mustard
I like.
Listen, Logan.
I was thinking maybe you guys
would be more comfortable
if you went to a hotel.
And leave our home?
Besides, we can't.
We have relatives
coming to stay with us.
What?
I don't know
if that's a good idea.
Fine, they'll stay at my house.
Oh, wait.
You blew up my house!
So sue us!
Maybe I'll take you
to the river.
Ooh! Can we catch tadpoles?
Don't worry.
You won't even know
they're here.
[Chatter]
I know they're here.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Okay, I've put you
in room 407.
Don't be alarmed
if you hear screaming
from the next room.
That's just where we keep
the defective
Screaming Sally dolls.
The dolls don't scream.
They're defective.
The people staying there
are afraid of dolls.
Jarvis, this is
ridiculous.
We've gone from letting
these people stay here
to being
at their beck and call.
That's not true.
[ding]
You becked and called?
Let me help you
with those bags!
I get that that kid and
his family lost their house,
but this place has
turned into a hotel.
No, it hasn't.
By the way, you'd better
get into your uniform.
Your shift started
five minutes ago.
Start with room 408.
That's where we keep
the Puking Patty Dolls.
They work fine.
[♪♪♪]
[Geneva]: Hey, Aster.
Geneva!
How'd your shopping trip go?
Great!
I got some adorable outfits.
You were supposed
to buy chemistry sets.
Oh...
I never made it
to the toy store.
There are a lot of really
good stores at that mall.
So you didn't buy any sets?
Of course I did!
And also some separates.
I knew it was a mistake
sending you!
Why did I trick you
into doing it
so I wouldn't have to?
Wait...
You said you
didn't trick me.
Were you tricking me
when you said that?
No.
Okay. Good.
Anyway,
since you can't be trusted
to buy those chemistry sets,
I guess I'll have to go myself.
There are a lot
of good stores at that mall!
Thank goodness
you're back!
I have no idea
how to open a door!
People always do it for me.
[♪♪♪]
What a day!
Checking people in,
dealing with special requests,
fielding complaints
about the lazy bellhop...
Hey!
I'm not lazy,
and I'll tell you why.
Ah, forget it.
It's too much work.
Yeah?
Well,
I've spent the last two hours
cleaning puke
out of carpets.
Not from
those Puking Patty Dolls,
but because our room service
food is terrible.
Piper's right.
This entire place
has been turned into a hotel.
Not the entire place.
We still have my office.
[Hiss of steam]
Which has apparently
been turned into a sauna.
Technically,
it's a steam room.
A sauna is more
of a dry heat.
Uh... who is that?
That's my...
[Camera clicks]
Cousin.
All these people
are my cousins.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
Yeah.
It must be nice having
such a big family!
I wish I had a bunch
of cousins
that looked nothing like me.
I'm sure
they'd wish that too.
[♪♪♪]
I know I shouldn't have used
the company credit card
to buy more clothes,
but I can't resist a sale.
[Aster]: Neither
can I.
Hey, guys.
Did you buy up all
those chemistry sets yet?
Uh...
We're not quite done.
But getting there.
Okay, good.
I'll be in my office...
working.
All right, we need to go
back to that mall!
Yay! More shopping!
Some of my accessories
need accessories.
No. We can only go
to the toy store.
We need to keep
each other strong.
Come on,
we'd better hurry!
[Fan hums]
[Sail rustles]
[Tropical calypso music]
I guess it's possible
these people are
all their cousins.
It's true.
Crazier things
have happened.
Like once I heard
about a hotel
completely staffed by kids.
Guys, look what I found!
Your tablet?
I didn't even know
you'd lost it.
No, I found something
on my tablet.
Is that why you didn't
know where it was?
Because something
was on top of it?
Why don't you just talk to me?
I was online looking up hotels
to see if any of them
pay their maids better...
or at all...
when I found a commercial
for a theme park and resort
called "ToyLand"
that's running
in places like Japan.
It says ToyLand features
a rooftop lounge...
mini golf...
basketball...
and a roller coaster.
[Kids scream and cheer]
ToyLand sounds awesome!
We should go there!
This is ToyLand!
I don't know.
It says here
they have a sauna.
We only have a steam room.
What did I say
about just talking to me?
That "poor family"
we're helping
is charging people $200
a night to stay here!
For this place?
The staff here
is terrible!
I went out of my way
to do the right thing,
and these people
just took advantage of me.
This is what being nice
gets you?
It also earns you
the respect and admiration
of people like me.
So it's totally worthless.
Well, you have to do
something about this.
Oh, I intend to.
I'm putting a stop
to ToyLand right now.
Oh, good.
You confiscated
all those souvenirs.
Right. Confiscated.
I totally didn't buy them
at ridiculously inflated prices.
Did they at least admit
they're charging people
to stay here?
Yes.
They also said the money
they're making is nothing
compared to what they lost
when their house blew up.
So sue us!
So the only way to get rid
of all these guests
is if they choose to leave?
Why would anyone do that?
ToyLand is awesome!
Maybe they'd leave
if they thought this
place wasn't safe.
[♪♪♪]
Help!
I've been stabbed
in the back!
Not figuratively,
as in betrayed.
I've literally been stabbed
in the back!
[People gasp]
Everyone, run!
There's an escaped murderer
on the loose in this hotel!
But you're not dead.
At worst,
there's an escaped attempted
murderer on the loose.
[Gasps]
Everyone, run!
There's an escaped murderer
on the loose in this hotel!
Oh no! No one wants
to stay in a hotel
with an escaped murderer!
No matter how incredible
their seasonal "stay and play"
rates are!
Wait! Don't leave!
This is just a taste
of the "killer" time
you'll have
at our murder mystery
dinner theatre.
"Toying with Death,
a Murder at ToyLand."
And it's just
an additional $49.95!
No one is going to pay
$49.95 to see a bunch of kids
in a silly murder mystery.
[crowd noise]
Is there a discount
for hotel employees?
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
It appears we have a mystery
to solve, Watson.
Who would want to harm
this young lady?
Piper?
Lots of people!
It literally could
have been anyone!
Everyone hated her.
I wouldn't say
"everyone."
Everyone!
Well, we did it!
We went to the mall,
and we didn't buy any
clothes or shoes...
Or chemistry sets...
because we maxed out
the company credit card.
I couldn't even return
this sail
because it was on sale
and all sale sail sales
are final.
[Mm-boing bounces]
What are we going to do?
Jarvis is going to kill us!
I think you're
exaggerating a little.
I don't think so.
It looks
like he killed Piper!
Well done!
It was me!
Who would have suspected
that Sherlock Holmes,
the greatest detective
in all of London,
would, in fact,
be a murderer!
[Applause]
It's because you hate her,
right?
Thank goodness the murder
mystery prize money
was enough to pay off
the credit card.
Okay.
At our 8:00 show,
I'm killing you.
And in our off time,
when we're not doing a show,
I'm killing you.
Oh, hey, guys!
Any luck
with those chemistry sets?
Yep.
We bought
every last one of them.
All 4,999.
But according to these
inventory records,
we only ever distributed
5,000 Teeny Toddler
Chemistry Sets to stores.
That means only one person
ever bought
one of those boring toys.
We've been lied to!
Jarvis, how could you?
Your house never blew up!
You were there
when it happened!
Oh yeah.
That kid lied to us.
He and his family
must have read
about what happened to me
and decided to con us!
That really hurts.
Yeah, it hurts to be
deceived like that.
No, the sun is shining
through the window,
and this magnifying glass
is burning my eye.
[♪♪♪]
And stay out!
Uh...
Jarvis, they're still inside.
Oops.
My depth perception
is way off
since I burned my eye.
Don't worry.
We're leaving.
Suckers.
Wait! Don't forget
your laundry!
Which has been cleaned,
pressed,
and folded neatly.
You scoundrels don't deserve
a geometric shape!
All right.
They're gone.
They're gone, right?
They're gone.
Good.
And those explosive
chemistry sets
are off the shelves
and can't hurt anyone now.
So...where'd you put them?
Right there.
[Gasps]
Are those close by
or far away?
[bump]
How are we going
to get rid of all these?
Very carefully.
[Others gasp]
All right...
Okay... Okay...
you got this.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
[Sighing in relief]
Okay, Bowie.
Take a chemistry set.
Hmm...
I like that one
way on the bottom
that's just barely
balancing the...
Just take this one!
[♪♪♪]
Well, that was
a dangerous game,
but at least we got rid
of all the chemistry sets.
[Bowie]: Not this one.
Bowie!
Give that back!
No way!
You gave me
this chemistry set.
What kind of person
gives someone a gift
and then tries to take it back?
I wonder what cool chemistry
stuff is in here?
Bowie, don't...
[Rattling]
[Explosion]
[Laughing]
It's not funny!
Your chemistry set
blew up my face!
[Laughing]
So sue me!
Okay!
[Gavel rapping]
I can't believe the jury
made me
the new owner of the company!
And the judge let me keep
this cool wooden hammer!
Well, you should've
let me keep it.
You let him keep his!
[♪♪♪]
Planning your next vacation?
Why not come to ToyLand?
Where our courteous staff
will cater to your every need.
And if you are unpleased,
you may kill them!
[Screaming]
[Loud thundering footsteps]
[Speaks Japanese]: Watashi wa
P. Eberetto Nikunaku desu.
There's no P in Japanese.
It doesn't stand for anything!
[♪♪♪]
[Jarvis]: Previously
on Some Assembly Required...
Yay!
It's like Christmas
in December!
This one's
from my Aunt Marlene.
She always gives me
the most boring gifts.
Teeny Toddler Chemistry Set.
Ages three to...
three.
Sounds like a blast.
[Explosion]
Excuse me, I had a problem
with one of your toys.
Your chemistry set
blew up my house.
So sue me.
Okay!
[Gavel raps]
I can't believe the jury
made me
the new owner of the company!
And the judge let me keep
this cool wooden hammer!
[♪♪♪]
♪ Here we go ♪
Geneva,
you're the receptionist.
Shouldn't you be sitting
at the reception desk?
I can't.
It's broken.
Sorry.
It turns out I don't
know anything about cars.
Or desks.
That'll be $900.
Excuse me?
I had a problem with
one of your toys.
I'm sorry to hear that.
What seems to be the issue?
Your chemistry set
blew up my house.
So sue us!
What? No!
He's kidding!
Will you excuse me
for one moment?
Hey. You work here?
Work? No.
We never thought to recall
all those old Knickknack
chemistry sets that explode!
They must still be
on store shelves!
I see what you're saying.
You want me
to go to the store,
buy one,
and throw it at the kid
so our little legal problem
"goes away."
No! That's not
what I'm saying.
Candace may have done
something like that,
but when I took over
Knickknack Toys,
I vowed to treat
our customers better.
I'm kind of getting
mixed messages
on the whole
"blow up the kid" thing...
So I'll just do it
and see how you react.
Young man, we at Knickknack
are very sorry
for what happened
to you and your family.
Sorry's nice,
but we don't have a place
to live.
Well, don't worry.
We will make things right.
I was hoping
you'd say that!
We love our new home!
I bet you're sorry we
didn't go with my plan now.
[♪♪♪]
♪ Buckle up ♪
♪ And hold on tight ♪
♪ You and me
on a wild ride ♪
♪ We're gonna own it
and change the game ♪
♪ Together we'll make it
all the way ♪
♪ Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs ♪
♪ We'll always find our way
around ♪
♪ So here we go
whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Here we go
whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Yeah, here we go
whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ You got me ♪
♪ I got you ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
Ooh!
Put on
The Weasel Whisperer!
Jarvis, I have a problem
with the people near my desk.
What's the problem?
They're near my desk.
And they're people.
You know how I feel
about people.
[TV Announcer]:
Who's a good weasel?
I'm sorry, Piper,
but this is probably
the first time
they've felt comfortable
since they lost their home.
Yeah, well, I think
they're too comfortable.
I don't see
the problem here.
He's probably
not wearing pants
because he's making himself
at home.
Oof!
I was going to say
because it's laundry day,
but you're probably right.
Geneva...
Sorry.
Can't work.
My desk is getting
a car wash.
[Audience laughs]
They're raising money
for a good cause.
Please tell me
the good cause
is to buy Bowie
a full pair of jeans.
Well, I wasn't going to
ask you to do anything.
I was just going to tell you
Jarvis asked me to go shopping.
Shopping?
I want to go shopping!
And not just to buy
Bowie those jeans.
Okay! Here's the
company credit card.
Just go to every
toy store in town
and buy up all the Teeny
Toddler Chemistry Sets.
Toodles!
Wait!
Did you just trick me?
No.
I believe you.
But only because you thought
about it for a long time.
[♪♪♪]
Happy now?
I got them to take down
all their laundry.
Yeah...
by saying
we'd do it for them!
It's not so bad...
if you make Bowie do it.
All folded!
So you just gathered up
all their clothes in a ball?
No. Only the whites.
I formed the darks
into a tetrahedron.
I get that you're trying
to do the right thing
for these people,
but why don't we just this once
try and do the wrong thing?
Like roll them up
in this nightgown
and drop them in the river?
The river's far.
Why don't we just put them up
in a hotel?
Hey, Jarvis.
We're out of that mustard
I like.
Listen, Logan.
I was thinking maybe you guys
would be more comfortable
if you went to a hotel.
And leave our home?
Besides, we can't.
We have relatives
coming to stay with us.
What?
I don't know
if that's a good idea.
Fine, they'll stay at my house.
Oh, wait.
You blew up my house!
So sue us!
Maybe I'll take you
to the river.
Ooh! Can we catch tadpoles?
Don't worry.
You won't even know
they're here.
[Chatter]
I know they're here.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Okay, I've put you
in room 407.
Don't be alarmed
if you hear screaming
from the next room.
That's just where we keep
the defective
Screaming Sally dolls.
The dolls don't scream.
They're defective.
The people staying there
are afraid of dolls.
Jarvis, this is
ridiculous.
We've gone from letting
these people stay here
to being
at their beck and call.
That's not true.
[ding]
You becked and called?
Let me help you
with those bags!
I get that that kid and
his family lost their house,
but this place has
turned into a hotel.
No, it hasn't.
By the way, you'd better
get into your uniform.
Your shift started
five minutes ago.
Start with room 408.
That's where we keep
the Puking Patty Dolls.
They work fine.
[♪♪♪]
[Geneva]: Hey, Aster.
Geneva!
How'd your shopping trip go?
Great!
I got some adorable outfits.
You were supposed
to buy chemistry sets.
Oh...
I never made it
to the toy store.
There are a lot of really
good stores at that mall.
So you didn't buy any sets?
Of course I did!
And also some separates.
I knew it was a mistake
sending you!
Why did I trick you
into doing it
so I wouldn't have to?
Wait...
You said you
didn't trick me.
Were you tricking me
when you said that?
No.
Okay. Good.
Anyway,
since you can't be trusted
to buy those chemistry sets,
I guess I'll have to go myself.
There are a lot
of good stores at that mall!
Thank goodness
you're back!
I have no idea
how to open a door!
People always do it for me.
[♪♪♪]
What a day!
Checking people in,
dealing with special requests,
fielding complaints
about the lazy bellhop...
Hey!
I'm not lazy,
and I'll tell you why.
Ah, forget it.
It's too much work.
Yeah?
Well,
I've spent the last two hours
cleaning puke
out of carpets.
Not from
those Puking Patty Dolls,
but because our room service
food is terrible.
Piper's right.
This entire place
has been turned into a hotel.
Not the entire place.
We still have my office.
[Hiss of steam]
Which has apparently
been turned into a sauna.
Technically,
it's a steam room.
A sauna is more
of a dry heat.
Uh... who is that?
That's my...
[Camera clicks]
Cousin.
All these people
are my cousins.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
Yeah.
It must be nice having
such a big family!
I wish I had a bunch
of cousins
that looked nothing like me.
I'm sure
they'd wish that too.
[♪♪♪]
I know I shouldn't have used
the company credit card
to buy more clothes,
but I can't resist a sale.
[Aster]: Neither
can I.
Hey, guys.
Did you buy up all
those chemistry sets yet?
Uh...
We're not quite done.
But getting there.
Okay, good.
I'll be in my office...
working.
All right, we need to go
back to that mall!
Yay! More shopping!
Some of my accessories
need accessories.
No. We can only go
to the toy store.
We need to keep
each other strong.
Come on,
we'd better hurry!
[Fan hums]
[Sail rustles]
[Tropical calypso music]
I guess it's possible
these people are
all their cousins.
It's true.
Crazier things
have happened.
Like once I heard
about a hotel
completely staffed by kids.
Guys, look what I found!
Your tablet?
I didn't even know
you'd lost it.
No, I found something
on my tablet.
Is that why you didn't
know where it was?
Because something
was on top of it?
Why don't you just talk to me?
I was online looking up hotels
to see if any of them
pay their maids better...
or at all...
when I found a commercial
for a theme park and resort
called "ToyLand"
that's running
in places like Japan.
It says ToyLand features
a rooftop lounge...
mini golf...
basketball...
and a roller coaster.
[Kids scream and cheer]
ToyLand sounds awesome!
We should go there!
This is ToyLand!
I don't know.
It says here
they have a sauna.
We only have a steam room.
What did I say
about just talking to me?
That "poor family"
we're helping
is charging people $200
a night to stay here!
For this place?
The staff here
is terrible!
I went out of my way
to do the right thing,
and these people
just took advantage of me.
This is what being nice
gets you?
It also earns you
the respect and admiration
of people like me.
So it's totally worthless.
Well, you have to do
something about this.
Oh, I intend to.
I'm putting a stop
to ToyLand right now.
Oh, good.
You confiscated
all those souvenirs.
Right. Confiscated.
I totally didn't buy them
at ridiculously inflated prices.
Did they at least admit
they're charging people
to stay here?
Yes.
They also said the money
they're making is nothing
compared to what they lost
when their house blew up.
So sue us!
So the only way to get rid
of all these guests
is if they choose to leave?
Why would anyone do that?
ToyLand is awesome!
Maybe they'd leave
if they thought this
place wasn't safe.
[♪♪♪]
Help!
I've been stabbed
in the back!
Not figuratively,
as in betrayed.
I've literally been stabbed
in the back!
[People gasp]
Everyone, run!
There's an escaped murderer
on the loose in this hotel!
But you're not dead.
At worst,
there's an escaped attempted
murderer on the loose.
[Gasps]
Everyone, run!
There's an escaped murderer
on the loose in this hotel!
Oh no! No one wants
to stay in a hotel
with an escaped murderer!
No matter how incredible
their seasonal "stay and play"
rates are!
Wait! Don't leave!
This is just a taste
of the "killer" time
you'll have
at our murder mystery
dinner theatre.
"Toying with Death,
a Murder at ToyLand."
And it's just
an additional $49.95!
No one is going to pay
$49.95 to see a bunch of kids
in a silly murder mystery.
[crowd noise]
Is there a discount
for hotel employees?
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
It appears we have a mystery
to solve, Watson.
Who would want to harm
this young lady?
Piper?
Lots of people!
It literally could
have been anyone!
Everyone hated her.
I wouldn't say
"everyone."
Everyone!
Well, we did it!
We went to the mall,
and we didn't buy any
clothes or shoes...
Or chemistry sets...
because we maxed out
the company credit card.
I couldn't even return
this sail
because it was on sale
and all sale sail sales
are final.
[Mm-boing bounces]
What are we going to do?
Jarvis is going to kill us!
I think you're
exaggerating a little.
I don't think so.
It looks
like he killed Piper!
Well done!
It was me!
Who would have suspected
that Sherlock Holmes,
the greatest detective
in all of London,
would, in fact,
be a murderer!
[Applause]
It's because you hate her,
right?
Thank goodness the murder
mystery prize money
was enough to pay off
the credit card.
Okay.
At our 8:00 show,
I'm killing you.
And in our off time,
when we're not doing a show,
I'm killing you.
Oh, hey, guys!
Any luck
with those chemistry sets?
Yep.
We bought
every last one of them.
All 4,999.
But according to these
inventory records,
we only ever distributed
5,000 Teeny Toddler
Chemistry Sets to stores.
That means only one person
ever bought
one of those boring toys.
We've been lied to!
Jarvis, how could you?
Your house never blew up!
You were there
when it happened!
Oh yeah.
That kid lied to us.
He and his family
must have read
about what happened to me
and decided to con us!
That really hurts.
Yeah, it hurts to be
deceived like that.
No, the sun is shining
through the window,
and this magnifying glass
is burning my eye.
[♪♪♪]
And stay out!
Uh...
Jarvis, they're still inside.
Oops.
My depth perception
is way off
since I burned my eye.
Don't worry.
We're leaving.
Suckers.
Wait! Don't forget
your laundry!
Which has been cleaned,
pressed,
and folded neatly.
You scoundrels don't deserve
a geometric shape!
All right.
They're gone.
They're gone, right?
They're gone.
Good.
And those explosive
chemistry sets
are off the shelves
and can't hurt anyone now.
So...where'd you put them?
Right there.
[Gasps]
Are those close by
or far away?
[bump]
How are we going
to get rid of all these?
Very carefully.
[Others gasp]
All right...
Okay... Okay...
you got this.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
[Sighing in relief]
Okay, Bowie.
Take a chemistry set.
Hmm...
I like that one
way on the bottom
that's just barely
balancing the...
Just take this one!
[♪♪♪]
Well, that was
a dangerous game,
but at least we got rid
of all the chemistry sets.
[Bowie]: Not this one.
Bowie!
Give that back!
No way!
You gave me
this chemistry set.
What kind of person
gives someone a gift
and then tries to take it back?
I wonder what cool chemistry
stuff is in here?
Bowie, don't...
[Rattling]
[Explosion]
[Laughing]
It's not funny!
Your chemistry set
blew up my face!
[Laughing]
So sue me!
Okay!
[Gavel rapping]
I can't believe the jury
made me
the new owner of the company!
And the judge let me keep
this cool wooden hammer!
Well, you should've
let me keep it.
You let him keep his!
[♪♪♪]
Planning your next vacation?
Why not come to ToyLand?
Where our courteous staff
will cater to your every need.
And if you are unpleased,
you may kill them!
[Screaming]
[Loud thundering footsteps]
[Speaks Japanese]: Watashi wa
P. Eberetto Nikunaku desu.
There's no P in Japanese.
It doesn't stand for anything!
[♪♪♪]