Six Feet Under (2001–2005): Season 4, Episode 10 - The Black Forest - full transcript

You stupid,
stupid son of a bitch!

You've got
three beautiful girls

and they are never gonna be able
to take a drink!

They are never gonna
be able to have cocktail hour!

You wanna know why?!

- Suzanne, take it easy.
- You wanna know why?

Because you are
a fucking alcoholic!

- Suzanne!
- What?!

Should we get
some help?

# You light up my days #

# And fill my nights... #



What? What's up?

I just do not want
to go to fuckin' Idaho.

Oh, don't drive yourself
crazy over it.

I just don't
want to go.

You told them you were coming,
you were gonna go.

- So just go.
- You know, I'd be fine

if it was just the dedication
of Lisa's ashes...

- But?
- I don't wanna be with the Kimmels.

And I really don't wanna put Maya
in that situation.

Death death death.
I feel like I'm done looking backward,

I just wanna look forward,
with you, with us.

- You do?
- Yeah, I do.

What are you doing,
little monkey, huh?

You know, honey,
half these boxes



- are full of Lisa's clothes.
- Yeah, well, I saved them for Maya,

so she can see them
when grows up.

Well, when you
think about it,

this ceremony does
the same thing.

You wanna go so that
when Maya grows up

you can say to her,
"You were there."

- I have colitis.
- Oh, no.

Yup. I do.

There it is,
colitis.

Fuckin' Jesus, Mom!
You're a seven-letter whore.

And it's on
the triple word too.

It's all about the seven letters
for her. It always has been.

She skips three turns,
then mashes the shit out of you.

- Yeah, I'm your biggest problem.
- You are.

- You. You.
- You! You!

- You! You!
- You! I quit.

- The hell you do.
- I'm going to miss this.

- I don't wanna go home.
- Play the game.

Is...

- "umurawi" a word?
- What?

It's all I've got...
umurawi.

Aw, Fisher.

Coming.

Coming!

Sorry, were
you sleeping?

No, but we were
in bed.

The people are coming,
the people are coming,

the people...
the people, the people!

- What time is it?
- It's Miller time.

- Hey, whore.
- Hey, whore.

Dude, come on, help me
bring this over here.

- Where do you want it?
- Over there.

Guess Jimmy's the refrigerator magnet
of the week again, huh?

I get dizzy
trying to keep up.

Oh, I get it, 'cause you
and Russell are like

Mr. And Mrs. Happy
Suburban Love Couple?

Maybe we are.

Maybe we're gonna
buy a ranch house in a cul-de-sac.

- Did you bring weed?
- Yeah.

Hey, sweetie?
Did we bring my CDs in?

I got 'em, Baboo.

Eh! Eh!
Get out of my shit.

- You said you brought pot.
- I could get it for you, Stonehenge.

Get it then.

Cheesy and hot.

I want a lot of flowers.
I mean it, a lot.

I don't want it to look like,
you know, like...

like I didn't
care because...

I do...

more than they'll
ever know.

More than anyone.

Of course.

Rob liked lasianthus.

Didn't he, honey?

Mm-hmm.
They're sort of halfway

between tulips
and roses

except they have no thorns
and they're usually purple or white.

- They sound beautiful.
- Yeah, they are.

We'll take purple.

Shit!

Okay, um...

okay, so, you...

what will... you'll
put him out there?

And then what?

You could say a few words,
if you want.

Oh God.

"Hi, I'm Suzanne Wething.

Some of you may have seen me kicking
Rob in the parking lot

at Jen's wedding.

Actually, he was already dead
from alcohol poisoning.

So you can just all stop
looking at me like that."

I don't think so.

Oh, what?
It's no secret.

Paige knows.
Your sisters know,

- don't they?
- Uh-huh.

Daddy was a drunk.

Okay, what is it again,
Waterbury what?

"Waterford W Collection

- 11-inch spire stem vase."
- Terry doesn't fuck around, does he?

No, when he registers,
he registers.

Maybe we should
get married.

So we can have people
going on vase-buying errands for us?

No. So, we can
say all those

"forevers" and
"no matter whats."

You're in my will,
I'm in yours.

We basically
are married,

even if the law refuses to recognize it.
But then again, I refuse to recognize

most of the Bush Administration.
I guess it all evens out.

I still think some sort of ceremony
in front of all our family and friends

- would make it more real.
- I just don't think now's the time

- to go into big-event-planning mode.
- Why?

I don't know, all the shit you've
been through lately?

I just don't think
it's the perfect time.

Well, it never is.

Sometimes you just have to just pick
a moment and do it, right?

You mean like Nate moving in
with Brenda and taking Maya with him?

- If you ask me, that sounds crazy.
- You think?

Well, fast.

Life's so short.
I don't know what fast is anymore.

Here it is.

$225? They're not
getting this from us.

Yes, they are,
just bite the bullet.

Right here,
a garlic press for 30 bucks.

You really want to be the guys
who gave them the garlic press?

They'll use a garlic press
way more than they'll use a $225 vase.

No.

Jesus.

I'm home.

- Hello?
- Hi, I wanna see my kids.

- When?
- Today.

- What time?
- 5:00. No, wait.

Shit.
Uh, let me...

let me drive them
to karate tomorrow,

and then I'll
take them to lunch.

You can't, we carpool
with the Koehlers.

If I change one week,
everything changes.

Vanessa, you can't keep me
from seeing my kids.

I'm not trying to keep you
from seeing your kids.

Why don't you come over tomorrow
afternoon and play with them?

Well... at...
at the house?

Yes, that would
be better.

Okay.

I'll be there at 2:00.

So, like,
from 2:00 to 4:00?

Make it 03:00 to 05:00
just to make sure we're back in time.

Okay, see you then.

And I was...

hauling this box of meteorites out
to the car and I...

I thought,

"Jesus, God,

look at yourself

moving these
goddamn rocks again.

How many times are you
gonna keep doing this?"

We're supposed
to stay together

because you don't
wanna move your rocks?

No...

we should stay together
because we love each other.

I love you, anyway.

I do.

I love you too,
George.

But this is
my thought here,

if you're going
to be my husband

and I'm gonna
be your wife,

it will have to be...
it can only be

if some conditions
are met.

Shoot.

Mainly, that you behave
like a husband.

And to me that means
sharing yourself.

I don't wanna have to feel bad
every time I ask you a question.

- All right.
- And I want a healthy

continuous flow
of family around here,

like making a space
for Kyle and Becky.

- Becky?
- My friend from the fabric shop.

I set them up.

Don't be mad.

I'm not mad.

Not to mention your other children,
Brian and Maggie.

I haven't even
met them yet.

All right,
you'll meet them.

And l...

I need to feel like
you like me again.

Ruth.

You're my
favorite person.

You don't make me feel
like your favorite person.

Look...

I'll try.

I will, I mean it.

I'll...

I'll try.

You poor thing.

Yes, we'll be
at the Black Forest Inn.

Yeah.

11:10 in the morning.

Yeah, Hoyt.

No, 1170 is
our flight number.

How could
we land at 11:70?

- Yeah, I was kidding too.
- See, baby blue.

All right,
thanks. Bye.

- Secret, you could write...
- The guy is such a knob.

I'll take you guys
to the airport.

- You know what?
- Orange.

I've got a better idea,
why don't you come with us?

No, I don't think so.

You don't have to come
to the ceremony.

- Just come to Idaho.
- I really think I'd be in the way.

Well, I really think
it would actually make

the whole thing
livable for me,

having it be
the three of us.

You really want me
to come?

Well, I asked you,
didn't I?

Come on.

Oh, Byron. I can't.

I have an appointment
with Byron tomorrow.

I think Byron will be fine
if he misses a session.

You've only been seeing him
for like, a month.

No, exactly. It's too soon
to leave him hanging out

- by himself in the middle of reality.
- What about my reality?

# Beep beep beep beep
beep beep beep beep. #

# Mister,
look at your girl #

# She loves it #

# I could see it
in her eyes #

# She... hopes
it'll last forever #

# Hey! #

# Her off-beat dance
makes me fantasize... #

- Come dance with me.
- This should be illegal.

- What?
- This should be illegal!

Yeah, I know.
What should be illegal?

People trying to get other people
to dance! It doesn't work.

# Move,
she wants to move #

- # But you're hogging her... #
- You're right.

# She wants to move #

# She wants to move
but you're hogging her #

# You're guarding her #

- # Beat it! #
- What the fuck, Claire!

- What?
- What are you doing?

I just...

you just look so fucking
beautiful tonight!

Oh, do I? Wow, that must make
it so hard for everybody.

High much?

Why are you being
such a fucking bitch?

The world's not your own private fucking
chemistry set, Claire!

Just stay away
from me.

Leave me
the fuck alone!

Okay!

# Hey, mister,
she wants to move #

# Move #

# She wants to move #

# But you're hogging her,
you're guarding her #

# Beat it!
Mister, look at your girl #

# She loves it #

# I can see it
in her eyes #

# She... hopes
it'll lasts forever #

# Hey!
Come on... #

# Fairies
sweet magic for me #

Yeah, uh-huh.
Thanks.

Uh, no, I already
have the number.

Thanks.

Ugh.

Barb called, left a message.

There's some barbecue at Peg
and Ed's in an hour.

I should've told them
I was coming tomorrow morning.

They want you to go over now?

Like in an hour.

I'm just gonna call
and say I can't make it.

- No, I'll get it, I'll get it.
- I was gonna pass it to you.

Just... you know,
I'll just let them leave a message.

Answer it.
I'll be quiet!

I'm just gonna check
the message.

Whatever.

You should go
to the barbecue.

- Yeah, I don't know.
- They just wanna see Maya.

I'll be all right.
I got a bunch of work to do.

Hi, do you have
a message for Room 13?

It's for you.

Oh.

Hello?

Oh. Uh, no.

I know how to spell it.

Just the number.

Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

Byron.

Now, Terry,
repeat after me.

I, Terry,
take you, Paul...

I, Terry,
take you, Paul...

...to be my lifetime partner,
lover, and friend.

...to be my lifetime
partner, lover, and friend.

Cut it out.

- Cut it out.
- I'm sorry.

- Shh...
- Don't get me started.

...in sickness
and in health,

...in sickness
and in health,

...in times of plenty
and times of want,

...in times of plenty
and times of want,

...until death
do us part.

Hey.

God, you scared
the living crap out of me!

What are you
doing here?

Anita and I
crashed here.

She left early
this morning.

But I fell into
a K-hole last night,

and I'm climbing out
right now.

Who had K
last night?

I don't know.

- How was it, fun?
- I don't know.

I might have been raped
and I'll only recover the memory

under intense hypnosis
10 years from now.

That's cool.

Mom?

- Tender.
- I can't find it.

- Did you look in the garage?
- Excuse me?

This meat is
so tender.

I think we got
the marinade right, Ed!

- Mm-hmm.
- It's great.

Was it hard
for you and Maya

to find the time
to get away?

You didn't have
anything else going on?

Nothing as
important as this.

It's been
hard lately.

You think you finally get
to the bottom of the feelings,

and then
there are more.

Yeah.

Okay, Byron, just tell me
what's going on.

- I'm on a bridge.
- Where?

Los Feliz.
I'm sitting on a ledge.

Byron, you need to get down
off that ledge right now.

There are so many cars...

and each one of them
has someone inside driving.

And all those people,
they all feel things

every bit as deeply
as you and I do.

Byron, I want you to do
something for me, okay?

I'd like you to do
something for me too.

I'd like for you
to honor your commitments,

but obviously that's not something
you think you should do.

I'm sorry, I had
a family matter come up.

- I needed to attend to it.
- Are you married?

That's not really relevant to the work
we're doing together.

Was it something really
important or did you just blow me off?

I rescheduled
with you. I left...

You left a message telling me
when you would be available!

- If you had an emergency...
- I am having an emergency!

Byron, please
get off the bridge.

You're the one who wanted me
to cross the damn bridge!

Yes, and now, I'd like you
to get off the bridge,

so that we can continue
our work together, okay?

Our work together
is important.

I'm not on a bridge.

Where are you?

I am in my living room.

Why can I hear traffic?

It's just
my air conditioner.

See, I was
just pretending.

Byron, that was
very dishonest of you.

If you do anything
like that ever again,

I'll have
to stop seeing you,

do you understand?

- Do you understand?
- Yes.

Good, I'm gonna
hang up now.

Okay, goodbye.

Say cheese, Maya.

Whoo, that was
a good one, good job!

Kick it back.
Can you kick it back?

Uncle Nate, Did you ever give
David "Stiff"?

- Uh, what?
- The book I gave you to give to him

when we took Maya
to LEGOLAND?

Oh, yeah, yeah,
I didn't, I'm sorry.

I just...
I completely spaced.

But uh...

but you know, I can see right where
it is though, in my head.

So when I get back,
I'll give it to him.

You could read it too.
It's very informative.

Okay.

- Maybe I'll do that.
- Okay.

- You look tired.
- I am.

If you want to go
back to the inn,

Maya can play with the kids. Hoyt said
something about roasting marshmallows.

- Hey, careful, you guys.
- Dad, we're just havin' fun, aren't we?

We're just havin' fun.
Whoo, whoo!

Why don't you go back,
and get some alone time,

and we'll bring Maya back
in a couple of hours?

We're, like, five minutes
from Main Street.

She'll be fine.
It's family.

All right.

Just give me a call
when you pull up outside.

- Sure.
- Look at the camera, Maya.

Look at me and
give me a big smile.

Yeah!
Okay, okay.

Man, you won again?!

You should go
on the pro tour, buddy.

Ooh, yeah,
ha ha ha!

Wow.

- Look at you.
- Yeah.

Uh, Julio finished

- all of his homework.
- That's good.

- Who's coming over?
- You remember Kenny Simms?

- From high school?
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Come on in.

- How are you?
- I'm great.

- You look great.
- Thank you.

Hey, Rico.

Hey.

Am l...
I'm not early, am I?

No.

Well,
I guess I'll go.

Okay.

All right, guys.

See you soon.

Bye, Daddy.

Bye-bye.

I'm sorry if I came
at a bad time.

No no no, you didn't
do anything, no.

- It's all good.
- Okay.

Your little boy
is so cute.

Thanks.

- Is he um...
- Adopted?

Yeah, about a year and a half ago,
from Guatemala.

My partner and I
have had, like, you know,

the most preliminary
of adoption conversations.

- Which agency did you use?
- Whole Family Center.

And they're good people and they've got
really strong connections in Guatemala

with the bureaucracy,
which is great.

But they're kind of religious,
if you know what I mean.

Uh...
I think so.

They don't work
with gay couples.

- So...
- Oh.

You might wanna try Rainbow Kids
or some place like that.

- Thanks for the tip.
- Sure.

Hey!
You came back!

Where's Maya?

She's playing with her cousins
for a couple hours.

- Mm...
- Miss me?

No, I was too busy

having a totally surreal phone session
with my client.

Yeah, what happened?

I can't tell you,
you know that.

Come on.

How much do I unload on you
about all the freaky people

- I have to deal with at work?
- This is different.

- Not really.
- Yeah, really.

Huh-uh.

Yeah, this is
the whole, you know,

- client-privilege doctor thing.
- Yeah, yeah.

It's very
professional.

How do I know
this client exists anyway, huh?

How do I know this isn't some hot guy
you've got on the side?

- I was kidding.
- I know.

- I'm not really worried...
- I know, I know.

I wouldn't have moved in
if I was worried.

Mm...

You know, this is...

like the first time
we've been together.

What do you mean?

The other times,
we never really had a relationship.

One of us was always
escaping, or lying...

- Or stoned...
- Or something.

Yeah.

Now, we're really here.

You know, I drove back here
to tell you I love you,

that I miss you,

and...

To make sure
I didn't escape?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

# Today is gonna be
a beautiful day... #

This one's cool.

Oh, yuck.

- If you like nostrils.
- Claire.

No, I can't have this kind
of documentation

of my nose just lying around.

Maybe if I just
rip out my nose.

There.
That's better.

Mm, mm.

- Nostrilly goodness.
- Stop.

- Mm...
- You're an idiot.

Stop, stop it.

# What can I do to make
this plane go through? #

Oh, I'm so much happier
when I'm high.

# Some day
I'll get it right #

# I swear
I'll get it right #

# Today is gonna
be a beautiful day... #

I got your eyes.

That's so scary.

Oh, I wish you
could see this.

Well, get my camera.
It's right over there.

- How's the light in here?
- Good, we're good.

Okay. Uh-huh.

Yeah.

If you pucker up.

Yeah.

The problem is
not nuclear war.

The problem is what's gonna
cause nuclear war.

I don't see us living through
a nuclear war, George.

Of course not.
Not a whole lot of people will.

No, I mean,
in our lifetime.

- I don't see it happening.
- Ha!

I married the glass-is-
half-full girl.

Which time?

Oh, this time.
Of course, yes.

What was I thinking?

This decaf is
so cinnamony.

- Isn't it?
- Hmm.

I think when the next
A-bomb is launched,

it'll be over God.

- Whose?
- Exactly.

The Fundamentalists,
Islamic, Christian, and otherwise

are all going to conspire to end
the world the way

all their holy books
said it would... with a big war.

Yes, but all those theologies
have a message of hope

and brotherly love
in them too,

to counterbalance
the irresistible force

of self-fulfilling
prophecy.

- Whereas corporatism...
- We know, we know, Dad.

You think it'll all be about oil,
just like everything else.

- Oil.
- Close.

- Water.
- Oh!

The apocalypse
will be over water...

who has it,
who wants it,

and what they're
willing to do to get it.

But global warming,
isn't it...

I thought that's supposed
to melt the glaciers or something.

If you like your water salty,
I guess that's the good news.

But what about
rising sea levels

or the disruption
of the thermal-haline conveyor?

- That's the Gulf Stream.
- Oh!

Have you checked out the Pentagon
report on the Guardian website?

No.

You have a computer
here, right?

Yeah, sure, downstairs
in the office.

- We're done, right?
- I think so.

You have to see this.

So show me, show me.

This stuff was actually
published by the Pentagon,

and it basically says

anywhere between two
and 20 years from now, kablooey.

- Kyle loves online.
- George too.

It's just so absurd! The idea that there
are kids waiting for homes

and people still have the nerve to say
who's good enough

and who isn't,
based on are you gay or not?

People are stupid.
What a shock.

There's nothing in here
but fuckin' eggs.

Yeah, I'm sorry, I thought we needed
them and we didn't.

- Twice.
- What's this?

Oh God,
just throw that away.

Trust me,
don't even wash it out.

Okay.

I think we might have some Rice-a-Roni
in here or something.

- Oh my God.
- What is it?

It's a Chinese baby!

What's it doing
in the cupboard?

Someone must have
left her here for us.

- Who?
- I don't know, someone Chinese.

What?

Couscous.

It's all we've got.

What are you doing down here?
It's past midnight.

Huh, it's fucking
unbelievable.

When you have all this information
laid out in front of you like this,

it's a wonder anyone can
get up in the morning.

No one's getting up
in the morning at this rate.

Come to bed.

In a minute.

Take a look
at this site.

- Oh.
- The graphic is a little simplistic.

It was obviously
designed for the layman.

But you can literally watch the world's
potable water supply

dripping away
moment by moment.

But that's... that's just
some people's opinion.

It's not an opinion.
It's a scientific hypothesis.

But let's just say
they're half-right,

which chances are they are.
But even if they're only half-right,

we're not doing any of the things
we should be doing

in order to prevent it,
much less reverse the trend.

But it's all so pessimistic.
If it happens, we'll die.

But in the meantime,
can't we be happy?

- Happy?
- Yes, happiness!

Don't you remember
happiness?

Ruth, I'm crawling
my way to comfortable.

I can't even think
about being happy

unless I'm doing something
to help save this planet,

or at least prepare myself
and my loved ones

for whatever it is
that's coming next.

We're talking about the end of life
as we know it here!

- But you're obsessing about these...
- I don't think I'm obsessing.

Well, you're down here
instead of sleeping,

dreaming good dreams.

Come to bed.

All right.

I'll come to bed.

Come to bed.

Lisa is here with us

right now.

Not in this urn,

but in all of us.

Each of us here today,

especially little Maya,

shares a part in carrying
Lisa's eternal life

into the future.

May this dedication

of Lisa's
humble ashes today

be for all of us
a reawakening

to the sparkling
and still vivid ways

her spirit
continues to live,

grow, and flourish

in the lives
of those she loved.

Let us pray.

Our Parent,

who art in heaven,
hallowed be Thy name...

Stop it.

I want the crying
to stop now.

I want it to stop.

This is hard
for Mommy too.

We are not leaving here
until this stops.

Okay. Hallie,
do you wanna go

to the Cheesecake Factory
or don't you?

Because we are
not leaving here until this stops.

Do you understand me?
We're not.

- Excuse me...
- What do you want?

- She's lost her father.
- Oh, shut up!

You shut up!

This is none
of your business.

See, she's fine.
Aren't you, Hallie?

You sure you two don't have time
to get coffee or anything?

No, we gotta get packed up
and stuff,

- but thanks, really.
- Yeah, you sure?

Uh, yeah.
She won't sleep on the plane.

So I'm gonna make sure
she takes a little nap

- before we hit the road.
- All right, then.

Bye, Maya.
We love you.

- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

Say goodbye
to your cousin, huh?

- Bye.
- Keep in touch, okay?

We will, we will.
Bye.

Call us when
you get there.

You should
ring the bell.

Are the boys
at school?

Yes, but it's scary when someone
just starts coming in.

You should
ring the bell.

- Someone?
- Shouldn't you be at work?

- Isn't anybody dead?
- I told them I had an appointment.

Okay.

I have a problem
with you bringing Kenny Simms

over here and parading him
in front of my boys.

- Oh, really?
- Yes.

- It'll confuse them.
- It'll confuse them

that an old friend
from high school comes to visit me?

- He's my friend.
- Oh, bullshit!

You're looking,
Vanessa, okay?

You're out there
on the market.

You're dating and it's gonna
freak out the boys!

- I mean, look at you!
- Look at me what?

You straightened out
your hair.

- You don't even look like you.
- I blew my hair dry, okay?

I'm a grown woman,
separated from my hus...

When did we officially
decide we were separated?

The day you left, Rico!
You don't live here anymore!

So, you can give me
the goddamned keys

or make me go to the expense
of changing the goddamn locks!

But you don't live here anymore
and you can't tell me shit!

And next time
you come over,

why don't you goddamn
tell me first?!

Should I get this
to go for the car?

I'll get a straw.
A straw's good, right?

- You like straws?
- Yeah, straws help.

I'll get you a straw.

Hey, guys!
I didn't expect to see you.

Hey, it's Aunt Barb.

What a surprise!
I thought she was gonna take a nap!

Well...

chocolate muffin, you know?

She just...
we're hanging out having a muffin.

Kids...

Uh... Barb,
this is my friend, Brenda.

- Hi.
- And, Brenda, this is Barb.

- Lisa's sister.
- Of course, I see it.

- Brenda Chenowith?
- Yeah.

I know your name.
Lisa mentioned it to me.

- So you two are...
- We were...

- Before Lisa.
- Yeah, whi...

Way back when
Lisa came to L.A.

- And told me she was...
- Yeah yeah.

She told me
all about it.

Brenda!

Well, it's so nice
to meet you.

I had no idea
that you were here.

Well, we, uh... we came up here together.
We all traveled together,

but we decided that
the ceremony wouldn't be...

Of course not. No.

But how nice

that you have
someone to join you

and... and be with you
for everything.

Look, Maya,
I got you a cup

for the car
with a straw.

Well, I will let you guys
get back to your meal.

- I know you have a big trip coming up.
- Yeah, yeah, we do.

- Two planes.
- Yeah, two planes.

- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

Well, travel safely.

Bye, honey pie,
baby pie.

Bye.

- It was nice to have met you.
- And you.

Thanks.

- Bye now.
- Bye.

- Small town.
- Yeah.

The chemicals get to you
after a while, huh?

Oh, yeah.

When I went to school here,
there were lines up and down the hall,

people waiting to get in
and develop their shit.

People sleeping
in here even.

Now, every time...

every time I come
in here, it's empty.

Yeah, fucking digital.

So is it weird for you
to have me in your class?

Is it weird for you
to be in my class?

Weird in a good way.

You know, sometimes
when you're strutting around up there

pointing at shit,

I just kind of stop
hearing what you're talking about

and like,
stare at your legs...

'cause they're
really long.

My legs are long, huh?

Yeah, you're
all tall.

Do you like ceviche?

Mm, I love it.

You wanna go to
Siete Mares after this?

They have the most perfect,
perfect ceviche.

I'm kind of getting addicted
to spicy stuff.

Like if it doesn't hurt a little bit,
it's not really worth eating.

I'm familiar
with that dynamic.

- So let's get some.
- Okay.

I'm almost
done here.

Hmm, that's interesting.

Isn't it?

Just the name, you know? Rainbow Kids,
it's so fucking condescending.

David, let it go.

Another spicy tuna
handroll.

And put jalapeno
in this time, sliced.

I'm gonna run
to the washroom.

- I'll get the check.
- Yeah, I'm done.

And more ginger, too.

Please.

Excuse me, did you
say something?

- Hmm?
- What did you just say?

- Nothing.
- Bullshit, you said something.

- What did you say?
- I said, "Please."

To me?

Uh, no, for you.
Somebody had to.

Who the fuck
do you think you are?

Seriously.

I think I'm a member
of the human race,

which makes me want
to treat my fellow humans

with a certain amount of respect.
That's who I think I am.

Seriously.

Jesus! Get off me!

Hey, what the fuck?
Hey hey hey...

Get the fuck
off me!

- You fuckin' bit me!
- Come on. What the hell are you doing?

You tore my earring out,
you cunt!

Jesus, what the fuck's
the matter with you?

Holy shit!

God damn it!

I really do hate
to bother you folks.

It's no bother
at all, Stan.

It's just been something
I couldn't get off of my mind

after the service today.

What is it?

Well, when I was transferring
the ashes into the urn,

I couldn't help but notice
there were a lot of...

bone fragments.

It's the kind of thing
you only see

in much, much
older cremains.

You hardly ever
see that now.

Technology's
improved so much.

Now, I could be wrong,

but the ashes
that we interred...

Just say it.

I don't think
they're Lisa's.

Ladies and gentlemen,
at this time

we will begin our descent
into Los Angeles.

Please return your seats
and tray tables

to their upright
and locked positions.

We'll also be coming through
the cabin one more time

in case you have anything
remaining to discard.

Here we go.

# Could've sworn
this was the way #

# When we started down #

# I thought we'd left
a light on, dear #

# But I can't
see it now #

# I can't even
find the chance #

# When it's right here
in my way #

# La, la, la,
la, la, la #

# But I remember tomorrow #

# Like it was yesterday #

# La, la,
la, la, la #

# La, la,
la, la, la. #