Single by 30 (2016–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Moving in and Moving On - full transcript
Chloe is moving in with Mark. Peter is moving on from Joanna.
[♪♪♪]
Whoa, check out
Mike and Melissa.
PDA much?
PETER:
Whoa.
I did not know
they were together.
I don't think they're
officially together.
I think they're just
kind of hanging out.
Yeah, well, it looks like they
need to have the talk.
Like, oh, my God.
They haven't had the talk yet?
Sometimes it's just easier
to just go with it, you know?
I don't know.
I think it would be
kind of hard for me.
You know, this isn't
middle school.
They should be more mature
about being in a relationship.
[LAUGHS]
Let them have their fun.
Still, ew.
Let them have their fun.
But still, ew.
Good form.
Don't involve yourself.
[♪♪♪]
[TYPING]
[LAUGHS]
You can't be having
that much fun
reordering wholesale
ink cartridges.
No, I just thought of something
Joanna said the other night.
You are in it.
So, what's the vibe?
Are you guys, like,
official?
Well, we're not dating
anyone else.
We're not dating anyone,
but okay, yeah. Ahem.
Oh, I see.
Friends with bennies.
No.
We haven't labeled it,
but just because
there's no label
doesn't mean
it's not meaningful.
You know,
I can refer you
to at least two recent movies
if you want to see
how that plays out.
We just haven't
talked about it yet
and I don't want
to rush into it
like I normally do.
You said it, not me.
Well, whatever your plan is,
I'm happy for you.
Thanks.
But at the same time,
I'm very nervous for you,
because as I said,
I know how this movie plays out.
There it is.
It's ugly.
Can't hear you. Earmuffs.
JOANNA:
Preheat the oven to 350.
Yes, Chef!
And grab the paprika.
Yes, Chef!
I mean, no, sorry.
The oregano.
No, not oregano.
The other-- The other green one.
You know which one
I mean.
Hey, for a teacher,
you're not very good
at giving instructions.
Yeah, well,
I'm a sub,
not a teacher.
Well, you can make that leap
if you wanted to.
I mean, if Chloe's qualified
to teach...
[CHUCKLES]
[SNIFFS]
Did you use my shampoo?
Uh, no.
Yes.
Only because the smell
is so good.
I swear, it's like
apple and coconut
are having a party
on my scalp, so...
Ask first, you weirdo.
Okay. You know, honestly,
I stopped buying my own
since you opened up a Sephora
in my bathroom.
You know, it's weird.
Like, when she first asked me
to sub for her,
I-- I didn't really know
what to expect.
But I'm kind of really
enjoying it, so we'll see.
Well, I am proud of you,
Miss Taylor.
Thank you.
You know, if I didn't know
any better, I would say...
I'd say you were
living here.
Oh, as if. I don't live here.
I pay rent somewhere else.
Chloe, your Amazon defaults
to this address.
You know, it's okay
if you want to.
PETER:
My interview is not
for a while,
but I added some stuff
in my portfolio
based on your suggestions.
Mmm!
Tell me what you think.
Okay.
Peter, this is so good.
I think Massive Supply
is going to be super impressed.
Haven't you read up on
the dangers of cohabitating?
Oh, uh, nope.
Jezebel says that you need
to decide, not slide.
When you decide
to live together,
it's like a deliberate
decision.
But if you slide,
which is what we would be doing,
then it's like you accidentally
start living together,
and you might not
be ready yet.
Sliding, deciding.
It doesn't matter.
If it feels right, then you
just-- You go for it, right?
And if there's enough room
for my body spray collection,
then it's all good.
Okay, I have to go to yoga.
I will think about this
in shavasana.
Reminder, my mom is coming next
week to celebrate my birthday.
That's not for another month.
It's that whole
flight attendant lifestyle.
She's all over the place,
literally.
So we're just going to celebrate
early when she's in town.
Are you still in
for next week
for dinner at my parents'?
Yeah.
But I'm going for your mom's
green beans, not for you.
Oh, really? Really?
Yeah, really.
I don't like you that much.
[MOANS]
I really like the green beans,
though.
And I think I just sat
on an avocado,
and it's gotten
really squished.
Okay, good thing you have
eight extra phones and wires.
Like, what-- Why?
I can't believe
you're moving in with him.
I feel like you guys
just met.
I know.
It seems really fast.
But I had this epiphany
in downward dog.
It just feels right...
moving in together,
not downward dog.
LISA:
Um, Jo, you want to hang later?
Ryan has his fantasy baseball
draft thing tonight.
I would love to, but I have
plans with a coworker.
Oh, you know Alex, right?
I generally avoid
people at work.
I keep my headphones in
when I'm there,
because kids have
so many questions.
You have man plans?
Like a date?
No, it's just a drinks thing.
Is it happening at night?
In a bar? With a guy?
Are you going
to tell Peter?
Why? It's really not a date.
If you're having drinks
with another guy,
if you care about Peter,
you'll tell him.
I'm not trying
to play games with Peter,
we're two
independent people.
This is a platonic drink
with a coworker.
I don't see the big deal.
Then why not tell him?
Jeez, fine, okay.
I'll tell him, but I'm sure
he's not going to care.
[♪♪♪]
Excuse me.
Peter?
Hey!
Oh, hey.
Hey, come in.
Oh, thank you.
How you been?
I'm good.
I feel so weird--
Hey, I meant to--
[BOTH LAUGH]
Hey, I...
I think we--
I could have
handled things differently.
No worries.
We're cool.
Honestly, you were one
of the best guys I met
from that dating app.
Wow, really?
I'm flattered.
Or the app
just really sucks.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Probably.
Hey, I hope
you don't feel like
I stole this coffee shop
from you.
Oh, I think-- I think
this place is big enough
for the both of us.
And they do have
the best chocolate croissants.
Wait, have you been
to that new bakery in Echo Park?
No.
It's unreal.
We should go sometime.
If you have time
and that's not weird.
No, no, no, no.
It sounds great.
But I'm kind of seeing
somebody.
Joanna?
Yeah.
I kind of had a feeling.
Well, you should take her.
I'm sure she'd love it.
Yeah, what's the place called?
Something.
I can't remember.
I have to head back
to the hospital,
but I'll text you
about it later.
Okay.
Okay. Good to see you.
Yeah, you too.
Bye.
PETER:
Oh, you heading out?
I want to go meet up
with a coworker for a bit.
Okay. Have fun.
Thanks.
Is it Lauren?
Uh, no. Alex.
Oh, what does she teach?
Uh, he teaches Math.
Where are you guys going?
Uh, to the Dart Room
for drinks.
You want me to go
with you.
No, that's okay.
It's just a work thing.
Over drinks.
Yeah.
Is that a problem?
No, I--
Does he know about me?
Uh, no.
Hasn't come up.
I don't really know him
that well.
Just trying to make
a friend at work. Why?
Sometimes guys have agendas.
I'm well aware.
I'm a 29-year-old woman.
I've seen agendas.
Right.
I think-- I think I'm just
a little stressed
over the application.
All good.
Uh, I'll see you later,
okay?
Okay.
Hey, text me when
you're on your way back.
Okay, Dad.
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
[♪♪♪]
Hey, so how are you digging
being back in school?
It's not too bad, right?
Yeah, yeah, but,
you know, it's temporary.
Listen, this is important, okay?
You are the only person
at that school
that I want
to hang out with.
So you have to stay longer.
Yeah, well, I don't know.
I'm still figuring out
what's next.
Didn't you say you sing?
Uh...
No, no, listen.
You know Michelle,
the choir teacher?
She's having a baby.
She's going to take
some time off.
And they need
a replacement.
I don't know.
It's for a few months.
If you want, I can put in
a good word.
Wow, thanks.
Um, I have to think about that.
Okay. Fair enough.
Oh, shoot.
I'm sorry. I have to skip out
on the next round.
I'm grabbing dinner
with my boyfriend.
Oh, cool.
Um, how long have you guys
been together?
For a year. Yeah.
What about you?
Yeah, yeah. I'm--
I'm sort of in a thing
right now.
A thing.
[LAUGHS]
Hmm. So not that--
Not that serious.
No, no, no.
It is-- It is serious.
I just-- I don't know.
Because I am going to
hook you up with my friend Dan.
He's single, and I think you
guys would be perfect together.
That is very sweet of you,
but you really--
Know what? It's already done.
I sent him your number.
I'm sorry. You can say no
when he calls you,
but, look,
he's really cute,
and I think you're going
to thank me later. Cheers.
I'm driving.
I shouldn't drink this.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
[♪♪♪]
First night sleeping
in our place together.
Pretty exciting, huh?
Are these the same sweatpants
you were wearing today?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
They transition so well
from my day to night.
Ew. No.
You've been wearing these
out in the world,
where they've come into contact
with all sorts of germs.
Now you're going to get into our
bed and snuggle up next to me?
No. Plus, the only people
who are hot enough
to wear sweatpants 24/7
are DJs and athletes
and Kylie Jenner.
We both know that I'm the Kylie
in this relationship.
You're the Tyga.
Is this your way
of telling me
to take off my pants...
so you can see my Tyga?
No. This is me
just telling you
to take your pants off without
anything about your Tyga.
Okay.
[SIGHS]
What is it now?
Did you brush your teeth?
No.
Sorry, sometimes
I'm too tired
to brush my teeth
before bed.
And what does it matter?
I'm gonna brush them again
when I wake up.
How have I not
noticed this before?
Well, I would always
brush my teeth before bed
to appear normal.
But now that we're living
together,
I just feel like myself.
Being comfortable,
you know?
Okay, I'm going to need you
to feel a little bit
less comfortable.
Good night.
Good night.
Aah!
What?
Nothing.
Okay.
PETER:
We got in a fight.
Actually, it was more
of a tense conversation.
But I sent her
an apology text,
and she still hasn't
responded.
People don't always
respond right away.
Don't freak out.
Yeah, but she's having drinks
with a guy from work right now.
I have drinks with male
coworkers all the time.
It's not a big deal.
Is there something more?
Did she do something
that made you not trust her?
That's not a good sign.
Have you defined
the relationship?
No.
But everything had been
going great.
I think she just wants
to take things slow.
Or I don't know,
maybe she's figuring things out.
Or maybe she doesn't
want to commit.
Look, I know it's hard
to hear that, but...
I've used the same excuse
of wanting to take things slow
when I didn't know
what I wanted.
And in some of those cases,
I actually was waiting for
something better to come along.
Come on, you don't think
that's how she feels.
I don't know,
but you have trust issues,
and she's the one
who's dictating
the terms
of the relationship.
So when do you get
what you want, Peter?
Go home and ask her point blank.
What are you guys?
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
It's Joanna.
You should go.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, I'm sorry
about earlier.
I was acting stupid.
That's okay.
So how was it with Alex?
Oh, um, he wants to recommend me
for this choir teacher position.
That sounds cool.
Yeah, but it's a three-month
commitment.
You know, I kind of want
to keep my options open.
Really?
You know, what if something
better comes along?
What does that mean?
What do you mean?
What's with all
the questions tonight, man?
Okay, I'm just going
to ask you something.
What are we?
Um, two humans who are going
to eat some ice cream
and cuddle
on the couch later?
Seriously, I have no clue
what we are.
I mean, are we friends
with benefits,
or am I just some nice guy
that you've been stringing along
for the past month?
Whoa! What?
I just feel like--
I just feel like I've been
waiting for answers
for so long while you get more
and more time to figure it out.
What do you mean,
so long?
We just started.
Joanna, I've liked you
since we were teenagers.
What?
I've always liked you.
Come on,
you must have known.
I mean, maybe--
Maybe I thought
you might have had
a crush on me,
but you never asked me out
or anything.
I didn't want to go
make something weird
just because I thought
you maybe liked me.
Look, that was then.
This is now.
What are we now?
Peter, where is this
even coming from?
Like, can you just trust
that I like you?
Trust?
[LAUGHS]
How can I?
You don't know if you'll
be around in three months.
You didn't delete
your ex's number.
Wow, I didn't realize
we were keeping score.
We only had one rule,
and that was to be upfront
with each other. Have you been?
Have you?
I mean, you've liked me
since high school,
and you haven't said
anything until now?
Like, why did you even agree
to do this pact with me
if you knew
you felt this way?
You could just ask me out
like a normal person.
Look, Joanna...
what are we?
[SIGHS]
Wow.
Peter...
No.
[♪♪♪]
Chloe, guess what?
So now I have sweatpants
for the night
that will never touch the world
and its germs.
Babe,
that is so sweet.
Plus, I'm going to be brushing
my teeth before bed.
Thank you, but that should
really be for you.
But, listen, I don't want
to turn into some, like,
bitchy and controlling
girlfriend.
Hey, whoa, whoa.
No, stop. Stop right there.
You're not turning
into anything.
You've always been
bitchy and controlling.
[LAUGHS]
But it's okay.
Look, that's what living
together is all about, right?
Is this what cohabitation
is about?
Just, like, getting grossed out
by each other's weird habits?
This is what
I was afraid of.
But that's not a bad thing.
Knowing what bothers you
makes us closer.
I guess.
But wait a second.
What bothers you about me?
Nothing. You're perfect.
Okay, uh, maybe it annoys me
a little bit
that you take up
about 90% of the bed,
and you're that big.
That's so rude and large.
What else?
No, I don't think there's any--
You know what? Your night mask.
It's starting to give me
nightmares.
But I need nighttime
hydration.
Okay, okay, I guess I can, like,
wait until you go to sleep,
and then put it on.
What else?
You leave dirty dishes
in the sink all the time.
Yeah, I'm not very good
at washing dishes.
But you know what?
That's okay, because there's
something really nice
about seeing your used
cereal bowl in the sink,
because it just reminds me,
like, that's right,
I live with this super awesome
girl that I love,
and I'm super lucky.
Did you just say
that you love me?
Wait, I did?
No, no, that was
an accident.
Oh.
No, no, that doesn't mean
that I don't. I--
I do love you, Chloe.
I love you too.
I was afraid you weren't
going to say it back.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Mmm, I can't wait for you
to go brush your teeth
right now!
Okay, now? In this moment?
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Absolutely.
You sure? Okay.
I'm so sure.
[♪♪♪]
WOMAN:
You've been very quiet lately.
Just got a lot
on my mind.
Joanna?
Yeah.
We haven't talked
in a few days.
Whatever. It's fine.
What's the point
in being upset?
If she's not going to be
your wife, find someone else.
It's not that easy.
She's everything I wanted.
She's beautiful, smart,
kind and creative and--
Who cares about all that
if she doesn't know what
she wants to do with her life?
She's figuring it out,
you know?
She's always been
adventurous.
Adventurous. She's lost.
It's not-- You just don't
understand.
No. I know nothing of love.
That's not what I meant.
Look, we're just...
We're just a different
generation.
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
What about Sarah?
She knew what she wanted.
Hey.
I know 30's a tough age
to turn,
but it's not
a death sentence.
It's not that, Mom.
It's just
relationships stuff.
Things are going
really well.
And then we got in this
big fight out of nowhere,
and we haven't spoken
in a week.
And he said he doesn't feel like
he can trust me anymore,
and he doesn't feel like
I care about him.
Do you?
He's...
He's my best friend.
That's why
this is so hard.
Well, if that's the case,
then what happened?
Yeah.
I think I was just afraid
to let myself get close.
This is my fault.
After your dad and I
separated,
I could see a change.
No.
I'm almost 30, okay?
I can't keep blaming you
for why all
of my relationships fail.
It's not your fault.
It's just what happens.
Is that what you think?
That your relationships
are doomed to fail?
Just because your father and I
got divorced
doesn't mean that everything
ends that way.
Do you love being with him?
Yeah.
Does he make you feel
special and cared for?
He does.
Then give it a shot.
Mom, it's not that simple.
It's not that complicated.
[BOTH LAUGH]
You maybe made a mistake.
Maybe you didn't think
you knew what you wanted then.
But I think you do now.
And if you love him
and he loves you,
then go back to him.
[VIBRATING]
Hello?
DAN [OVER PHONE] Hey, it's Dan.
Alex's friend.
Oh. Hey, Dan.
I hear we're
a perfect match,
aka, the only two
straight people Alex knows.
[LAUGHS]
Uh, yeah. I've--
I've heard the same thing.
You know, I'd love to grab
a drink sometime.
Does Saturday night work?
Oh, um...
actually, I can't.
Uh...
I'm in a relationship.
Um, didn't know that.
Sorry.
Oh, no. No worries.
Um, thanks, though.
All right, bye.
[♪♪♪]
[LAUGHTER]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
Whoa, check out
Mike and Melissa.
PDA much?
PETER:
Whoa.
I did not know
they were together.
I don't think they're
officially together.
I think they're just
kind of hanging out.
Yeah, well, it looks like they
need to have the talk.
Like, oh, my God.
They haven't had the talk yet?
Sometimes it's just easier
to just go with it, you know?
I don't know.
I think it would be
kind of hard for me.
You know, this isn't
middle school.
They should be more mature
about being in a relationship.
[LAUGHS]
Let them have their fun.
Still, ew.
Let them have their fun.
But still, ew.
Good form.
Don't involve yourself.
[♪♪♪]
[TYPING]
[LAUGHS]
You can't be having
that much fun
reordering wholesale
ink cartridges.
No, I just thought of something
Joanna said the other night.
You are in it.
So, what's the vibe?
Are you guys, like,
official?
Well, we're not dating
anyone else.
We're not dating anyone,
but okay, yeah. Ahem.
Oh, I see.
Friends with bennies.
No.
We haven't labeled it,
but just because
there's no label
doesn't mean
it's not meaningful.
You know,
I can refer you
to at least two recent movies
if you want to see
how that plays out.
We just haven't
talked about it yet
and I don't want
to rush into it
like I normally do.
You said it, not me.
Well, whatever your plan is,
I'm happy for you.
Thanks.
But at the same time,
I'm very nervous for you,
because as I said,
I know how this movie plays out.
There it is.
It's ugly.
Can't hear you. Earmuffs.
JOANNA:
Preheat the oven to 350.
Yes, Chef!
And grab the paprika.
Yes, Chef!
I mean, no, sorry.
The oregano.
No, not oregano.
The other-- The other green one.
You know which one
I mean.
Hey, for a teacher,
you're not very good
at giving instructions.
Yeah, well,
I'm a sub,
not a teacher.
Well, you can make that leap
if you wanted to.
I mean, if Chloe's qualified
to teach...
[CHUCKLES]
[SNIFFS]
Did you use my shampoo?
Uh, no.
Yes.
Only because the smell
is so good.
I swear, it's like
apple and coconut
are having a party
on my scalp, so...
Ask first, you weirdo.
Okay. You know, honestly,
I stopped buying my own
since you opened up a Sephora
in my bathroom.
You know, it's weird.
Like, when she first asked me
to sub for her,
I-- I didn't really know
what to expect.
But I'm kind of really
enjoying it, so we'll see.
Well, I am proud of you,
Miss Taylor.
Thank you.
You know, if I didn't know
any better, I would say...
I'd say you were
living here.
Oh, as if. I don't live here.
I pay rent somewhere else.
Chloe, your Amazon defaults
to this address.
You know, it's okay
if you want to.
PETER:
My interview is not
for a while,
but I added some stuff
in my portfolio
based on your suggestions.
Mmm!
Tell me what you think.
Okay.
Peter, this is so good.
I think Massive Supply
is going to be super impressed.
Haven't you read up on
the dangers of cohabitating?
Oh, uh, nope.
Jezebel says that you need
to decide, not slide.
When you decide
to live together,
it's like a deliberate
decision.
But if you slide,
which is what we would be doing,
then it's like you accidentally
start living together,
and you might not
be ready yet.
Sliding, deciding.
It doesn't matter.
If it feels right, then you
just-- You go for it, right?
And if there's enough room
for my body spray collection,
then it's all good.
Okay, I have to go to yoga.
I will think about this
in shavasana.
Reminder, my mom is coming next
week to celebrate my birthday.
That's not for another month.
It's that whole
flight attendant lifestyle.
She's all over the place,
literally.
So we're just going to celebrate
early when she's in town.
Are you still in
for next week
for dinner at my parents'?
Yeah.
But I'm going for your mom's
green beans, not for you.
Oh, really? Really?
Yeah, really.
I don't like you that much.
[MOANS]
I really like the green beans,
though.
And I think I just sat
on an avocado,
and it's gotten
really squished.
Okay, good thing you have
eight extra phones and wires.
Like, what-- Why?
I can't believe
you're moving in with him.
I feel like you guys
just met.
I know.
It seems really fast.
But I had this epiphany
in downward dog.
It just feels right...
moving in together,
not downward dog.
LISA:
Um, Jo, you want to hang later?
Ryan has his fantasy baseball
draft thing tonight.
I would love to, but I have
plans with a coworker.
Oh, you know Alex, right?
I generally avoid
people at work.
I keep my headphones in
when I'm there,
because kids have
so many questions.
You have man plans?
Like a date?
No, it's just a drinks thing.
Is it happening at night?
In a bar? With a guy?
Are you going
to tell Peter?
Why? It's really not a date.
If you're having drinks
with another guy,
if you care about Peter,
you'll tell him.
I'm not trying
to play games with Peter,
we're two
independent people.
This is a platonic drink
with a coworker.
I don't see the big deal.
Then why not tell him?
Jeez, fine, okay.
I'll tell him, but I'm sure
he's not going to care.
[♪♪♪]
Excuse me.
Peter?
Hey!
Oh, hey.
Hey, come in.
Oh, thank you.
How you been?
I'm good.
I feel so weird--
Hey, I meant to--
[BOTH LAUGH]
Hey, I...
I think we--
I could have
handled things differently.
No worries.
We're cool.
Honestly, you were one
of the best guys I met
from that dating app.
Wow, really?
I'm flattered.
Or the app
just really sucks.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Probably.
Hey, I hope
you don't feel like
I stole this coffee shop
from you.
Oh, I think-- I think
this place is big enough
for the both of us.
And they do have
the best chocolate croissants.
Wait, have you been
to that new bakery in Echo Park?
No.
It's unreal.
We should go sometime.
If you have time
and that's not weird.
No, no, no, no.
It sounds great.
But I'm kind of seeing
somebody.
Joanna?
Yeah.
I kind of had a feeling.
Well, you should take her.
I'm sure she'd love it.
Yeah, what's the place called?
Something.
I can't remember.
I have to head back
to the hospital,
but I'll text you
about it later.
Okay.
Okay. Good to see you.
Yeah, you too.
Bye.
PETER:
Oh, you heading out?
I want to go meet up
with a coworker for a bit.
Okay. Have fun.
Thanks.
Is it Lauren?
Uh, no. Alex.
Oh, what does she teach?
Uh, he teaches Math.
Where are you guys going?
Uh, to the Dart Room
for drinks.
You want me to go
with you.
No, that's okay.
It's just a work thing.
Over drinks.
Yeah.
Is that a problem?
No, I--
Does he know about me?
Uh, no.
Hasn't come up.
I don't really know him
that well.
Just trying to make
a friend at work. Why?
Sometimes guys have agendas.
I'm well aware.
I'm a 29-year-old woman.
I've seen agendas.
Right.
I think-- I think I'm just
a little stressed
over the application.
All good.
Uh, I'll see you later,
okay?
Okay.
Hey, text me when
you're on your way back.
Okay, Dad.
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
[♪♪♪]
Hey, so how are you digging
being back in school?
It's not too bad, right?
Yeah, yeah, but,
you know, it's temporary.
Listen, this is important, okay?
You are the only person
at that school
that I want
to hang out with.
So you have to stay longer.
Yeah, well, I don't know.
I'm still figuring out
what's next.
Didn't you say you sing?
Uh...
No, no, listen.
You know Michelle,
the choir teacher?
She's having a baby.
She's going to take
some time off.
And they need
a replacement.
I don't know.
It's for a few months.
If you want, I can put in
a good word.
Wow, thanks.
Um, I have to think about that.
Okay. Fair enough.
Oh, shoot.
I'm sorry. I have to skip out
on the next round.
I'm grabbing dinner
with my boyfriend.
Oh, cool.
Um, how long have you guys
been together?
For a year. Yeah.
What about you?
Yeah, yeah. I'm--
I'm sort of in a thing
right now.
A thing.
[LAUGHS]
Hmm. So not that--
Not that serious.
No, no, no.
It is-- It is serious.
I just-- I don't know.
Because I am going to
hook you up with my friend Dan.
He's single, and I think you
guys would be perfect together.
That is very sweet of you,
but you really--
Know what? It's already done.
I sent him your number.
I'm sorry. You can say no
when he calls you,
but, look,
he's really cute,
and I think you're going
to thank me later. Cheers.
I'm driving.
I shouldn't drink this.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
[♪♪♪]
First night sleeping
in our place together.
Pretty exciting, huh?
Are these the same sweatpants
you were wearing today?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
They transition so well
from my day to night.
Ew. No.
You've been wearing these
out in the world,
where they've come into contact
with all sorts of germs.
Now you're going to get into our
bed and snuggle up next to me?
No. Plus, the only people
who are hot enough
to wear sweatpants 24/7
are DJs and athletes
and Kylie Jenner.
We both know that I'm the Kylie
in this relationship.
You're the Tyga.
Is this your way
of telling me
to take off my pants...
so you can see my Tyga?
No. This is me
just telling you
to take your pants off without
anything about your Tyga.
Okay.
[SIGHS]
What is it now?
Did you brush your teeth?
No.
Sorry, sometimes
I'm too tired
to brush my teeth
before bed.
And what does it matter?
I'm gonna brush them again
when I wake up.
How have I not
noticed this before?
Well, I would always
brush my teeth before bed
to appear normal.
But now that we're living
together,
I just feel like myself.
Being comfortable,
you know?
Okay, I'm going to need you
to feel a little bit
less comfortable.
Good night.
Good night.
Aah!
What?
Nothing.
Okay.
PETER:
We got in a fight.
Actually, it was more
of a tense conversation.
But I sent her
an apology text,
and she still hasn't
responded.
People don't always
respond right away.
Don't freak out.
Yeah, but she's having drinks
with a guy from work right now.
I have drinks with male
coworkers all the time.
It's not a big deal.
Is there something more?
Did she do something
that made you not trust her?
That's not a good sign.
Have you defined
the relationship?
No.
But everything had been
going great.
I think she just wants
to take things slow.
Or I don't know,
maybe she's figuring things out.
Or maybe she doesn't
want to commit.
Look, I know it's hard
to hear that, but...
I've used the same excuse
of wanting to take things slow
when I didn't know
what I wanted.
And in some of those cases,
I actually was waiting for
something better to come along.
Come on, you don't think
that's how she feels.
I don't know,
but you have trust issues,
and she's the one
who's dictating
the terms
of the relationship.
So when do you get
what you want, Peter?
Go home and ask her point blank.
What are you guys?
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
It's Joanna.
You should go.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, I'm sorry
about earlier.
I was acting stupid.
That's okay.
So how was it with Alex?
Oh, um, he wants to recommend me
for this choir teacher position.
That sounds cool.
Yeah, but it's a three-month
commitment.
You know, I kind of want
to keep my options open.
Really?
You know, what if something
better comes along?
What does that mean?
What do you mean?
What's with all
the questions tonight, man?
Okay, I'm just going
to ask you something.
What are we?
Um, two humans who are going
to eat some ice cream
and cuddle
on the couch later?
Seriously, I have no clue
what we are.
I mean, are we friends
with benefits,
or am I just some nice guy
that you've been stringing along
for the past month?
Whoa! What?
I just feel like--
I just feel like I've been
waiting for answers
for so long while you get more
and more time to figure it out.
What do you mean,
so long?
We just started.
Joanna, I've liked you
since we were teenagers.
What?
I've always liked you.
Come on,
you must have known.
I mean, maybe--
Maybe I thought
you might have had
a crush on me,
but you never asked me out
or anything.
I didn't want to go
make something weird
just because I thought
you maybe liked me.
Look, that was then.
This is now.
What are we now?
Peter, where is this
even coming from?
Like, can you just trust
that I like you?
Trust?
[LAUGHS]
How can I?
You don't know if you'll
be around in three months.
You didn't delete
your ex's number.
Wow, I didn't realize
we were keeping score.
We only had one rule,
and that was to be upfront
with each other. Have you been?
Have you?
I mean, you've liked me
since high school,
and you haven't said
anything until now?
Like, why did you even agree
to do this pact with me
if you knew
you felt this way?
You could just ask me out
like a normal person.
Look, Joanna...
what are we?
[SIGHS]
Wow.
Peter...
No.
[♪♪♪]
Chloe, guess what?
So now I have sweatpants
for the night
that will never touch the world
and its germs.
Babe,
that is so sweet.
Plus, I'm going to be brushing
my teeth before bed.
Thank you, but that should
really be for you.
But, listen, I don't want
to turn into some, like,
bitchy and controlling
girlfriend.
Hey, whoa, whoa.
No, stop. Stop right there.
You're not turning
into anything.
You've always been
bitchy and controlling.
[LAUGHS]
But it's okay.
Look, that's what living
together is all about, right?
Is this what cohabitation
is about?
Just, like, getting grossed out
by each other's weird habits?
This is what
I was afraid of.
But that's not a bad thing.
Knowing what bothers you
makes us closer.
I guess.
But wait a second.
What bothers you about me?
Nothing. You're perfect.
Okay, uh, maybe it annoys me
a little bit
that you take up
about 90% of the bed,
and you're that big.
That's so rude and large.
What else?
No, I don't think there's any--
You know what? Your night mask.
It's starting to give me
nightmares.
But I need nighttime
hydration.
Okay, okay, I guess I can, like,
wait until you go to sleep,
and then put it on.
What else?
You leave dirty dishes
in the sink all the time.
Yeah, I'm not very good
at washing dishes.
But you know what?
That's okay, because there's
something really nice
about seeing your used
cereal bowl in the sink,
because it just reminds me,
like, that's right,
I live with this super awesome
girl that I love,
and I'm super lucky.
Did you just say
that you love me?
Wait, I did?
No, no, that was
an accident.
Oh.
No, no, that doesn't mean
that I don't. I--
I do love you, Chloe.
I love you too.
I was afraid you weren't
going to say it back.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Mmm, I can't wait for you
to go brush your teeth
right now!
Okay, now? In this moment?
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Absolutely.
You sure? Okay.
I'm so sure.
[♪♪♪]
WOMAN:
You've been very quiet lately.
Just got a lot
on my mind.
Joanna?
Yeah.
We haven't talked
in a few days.
Whatever. It's fine.
What's the point
in being upset?
If she's not going to be
your wife, find someone else.
It's not that easy.
She's everything I wanted.
She's beautiful, smart,
kind and creative and--
Who cares about all that
if she doesn't know what
she wants to do with her life?
She's figuring it out,
you know?
She's always been
adventurous.
Adventurous. She's lost.
It's not-- You just don't
understand.
No. I know nothing of love.
That's not what I meant.
Look, we're just...
We're just a different
generation.
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
What about Sarah?
She knew what she wanted.
Hey.
I know 30's a tough age
to turn,
but it's not
a death sentence.
It's not that, Mom.
It's just
relationships stuff.
Things are going
really well.
And then we got in this
big fight out of nowhere,
and we haven't spoken
in a week.
And he said he doesn't feel like
he can trust me anymore,
and he doesn't feel like
I care about him.
Do you?
He's...
He's my best friend.
That's why
this is so hard.
Well, if that's the case,
then what happened?
Yeah.
I think I was just afraid
to let myself get close.
This is my fault.
After your dad and I
separated,
I could see a change.
No.
I'm almost 30, okay?
I can't keep blaming you
for why all
of my relationships fail.
It's not your fault.
It's just what happens.
Is that what you think?
That your relationships
are doomed to fail?
Just because your father and I
got divorced
doesn't mean that everything
ends that way.
Do you love being with him?
Yeah.
Does he make you feel
special and cared for?
He does.
Then give it a shot.
Mom, it's not that simple.
It's not that complicated.
[BOTH LAUGH]
You maybe made a mistake.
Maybe you didn't think
you knew what you wanted then.
But I think you do now.
And if you love him
and he loves you,
then go back to him.
[VIBRATING]
Hello?
DAN [OVER PHONE] Hey, it's Dan.
Alex's friend.
Oh. Hey, Dan.
I hear we're
a perfect match,
aka, the only two
straight people Alex knows.
[LAUGHS]
Uh, yeah. I've--
I've heard the same thing.
You know, I'd love to grab
a drink sometime.
Does Saturday night work?
Oh, um...
actually, I can't.
Uh...
I'm in a relationship.
Um, didn't know that.
Sorry.
Oh, no. No worries.
Um, thanks, though.
All right, bye.
[♪♪♪]
[LAUGHTER]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]