Search Party (2016–…): Season 5, Episode 6 - Episode #5.6 - full transcript
If there has been
one business venture this year
that has sparked
water cooler conversation,
it is without a doubt, LYTE,
the pharmaceutical enterprise
that promises a fast road
to enlightenment
without years
of a spiritual practice.
Joining us today
are Dory Sief,
the messianic face of LYTE,
and Tunnel Quinn,
the innovative billionaire
who took a chance on her.
LYTE's current valuation
is $5 billion,
growing rapidly every day.
Dory Sief, Tunnel Quinn,
congratulations.
You are makin' the Big Bucks.
How are you?
I am whole, and I am joyful.
How are you?
Fine.
So let's get into it.
A lot of people are criticizing
the viability of your company,
particularly rumors swirling
around your pharmaceutical team
not releasing recent research
to the FDA.
We are trying
to accomplish something
that has never been
done before.
So the steps work
a little differently.
We have a great relationship
with the FDA.
And we are working together
to ensure
that this pill is safe
and effective.
Well, I gotta say,
II think that the whole future
looks...
promising.
Wow.
The "New York Times"
called your company a cult
with snake oil.
What do you say to that?
Well, I'd be lying if I said
we didn't expect that.
You have to understand
this venture is a marriage
between science
and spirituality.
And when you bring
existential matters into fields
that are dominated by
big pharma and big business,
they're going to see that
as a threat.
And that's fine.
You know, it's natural
to challenge movements
that pursue truth.
If I had an ounce of what
she had when I was coming up.
Now, recently social media
coming from LYTE headquarters
have, um, images
and videos of employees
with chemical burns
on their foreheads.
This controversy
has made its way overseas.
The Duchess Leonora Hamsdale's
royal estate
has made their anxieties known
through a recent video.
So now let's take a look.
Leo, my love,
please come home.
Come home to mummy
and grandmummy
and all our staff.
I'd like to think
that we brought you up
better than this,
to go and burn
your beautiful face.
Vile behavior.
Well, how does that
make you feel seeing that?
I understand why some people
might be put off
by the unusual spirit
of my workplace.
But what other people think
of us is none of our business.
Wow.
I wish you two
the very best of luck
in your noble
but polarizing pursuit.
Thanks for coming on.
Be blessed.
[BELL RINGS]
That was great. Yeah.
And jeez, Dory,
you are
you are a natural.
Hey, this week, uh, you know,
with the Hamsdale chaos
going on,
I think I should, uh,
swing by the institute
and make my presence be felt
and pop my head in
[GROANS]
Oh, my
are you okay?
[LIGHT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
♪ ♪
I haven't been feeling well
lately.
Um, well, you could have
somebody look at you.
[PURITY RING'S "OBEDEAR"]
♪ ♪
♪ Oh, but dear,
the sky is low ♪
♪ Fluent sea men
rig their rudders ♪
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ ♪
Hello?
♪ ♪
[BELL RINGS]
Oh.
Hi.
Checking in?
Uh, actually, no.
Um...
Sort of have
a strange question.
Um, I'm looking for someone.
Uh, I don't know her name,
but she attacked
a friend of mine.
I just wanna know
what she knows about her.
Uh, she might be connected
to something called
the Jesper Society.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
What did you just say?
The Jesper Socie.
Shh!
Yeah.
♪ ♪
How do you know about that?
Um...
well, she attacked
my friend with this.
♪ ♪
Oh, my God.
What?
♪ ♪
What'swhat's going on?
♪ ♪
[LINE RINGS, PICKS UP]
Annabelle,
we have to get the group
back together.
It's happening again.
♪ ♪
[QUIETLY]
What's happening again?
Hey, everyone.
I am coming on to respond
to some mixed feedback
I've been getting
ever since myself
and my LYTE community decided
to make a bold statement
in altering our faces
to support our cause.
First of all,
no one forced me to do this.
This was completely my choice,
and I stand by it.
For, like, centuries people
have shown their dedication
to causes in all kinds of ways.
I feel bad for anyone
who's been stuck
with their same old forehead
their whole life.
I no longer consider
the Grand Duchess
and Archduchess my family.
Family has your back
no matter what color
your forehead is.
I actually think
I'm on the right track here.
So you're enlightened
because you had a near death
experience, right?
Mmhmm.
So my first thought was
to recreate that experience.
Exactly.
Anyways,
I remembered
something interesting.
When I was little
and in the summer
I would go my grandma's house,
and there were
these awful little bugs
called Phoenix Beetles.
And they have something called
Biological Thanatosis,
which means that they can
literally die
for a few seconds
as a survival tactic
and then come back to life.
And I couldn't help but wonder
if something like that
would be possible in humans.
Does that sound crazy?
Ritchie,
that is brilliant.
Yes! Yes!
That is grethat's insane.
So if we bind
the Phoenix Beetle enzymes
with the euphoric
neurochemicals,
we could create a...
big bang.
Hold these for me, love.
Yeah.
Oh, my God!
Oh, sorry.
My hands seem to be a little
too numb to hold on to things.
[CHUCKLES]
Don't worry, honey.
The visuals
are just a learning tool.
You get the gist.
Okay.
Well, this is exciting.
[CHUCKLES]
There's just one hiccup.
Hmm?
Which is that I need access
to the biological samples
to isolate the enzymes,
and I know the lab upstairs
has a huge library of samples,
but ever since we used their
chemicals to burn our foreheads
they've required
a special pharma clearance.
Mm, that sucks.
Wait, El.
What's up?
Doesn't Dr. Carpet
have pharma clearance?
Maybe he could help us,
you know, gather some supplies.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, because, um,
he's actually going through,
like, a really nasty divorce.
Yeah, his wife cheated on him
with, um, his own parents.
Oh.
Yeah, it's fucking perverted.
Yeah, so I just don't think
he's in a place right now
where we could ask him
to do us a favor, you know.
Is there any other way?
Any other way.
[CHUCKLES]
Without the sample,
it could take us years
to get that shipped.
And it's not easy
to come by, Elliott.
Okay.
All right, well,
maybe I need to talk to him.
No!
Sorry. Sorry.
I'm just very protective of my
relationship with Dr. Carpet.
So why don't I just feel it out
with him, test the waters.
Happy to do it.
Okay.
Wonderful.
Cool.
Wonderful. Wonderful.
Wonderful.
[EXHALES]
Okay. I did it!
My hand's burning
from whatever the liquid is,
but I did it.
So is the Jesper thing
connected to my friend Dory?
'Cause II just wanna find out
who the woman is.
That's all I
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Annabelle.
John.
[LIGHT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Oh.
You look exactly the same.
I called the others.
♪ ♪
So you're the one.
Yeah. Well, II guess so.
I'm really just trying to
find out some more information
about this woman
who stabbed my friend.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Oh, my word.
Wally Winhead,
is it really you?
It sure is.
What happened to
the rest of you?
Personal trainer
and a Wall Street salary.
Good on you. Good on
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Anybody order
a 50yearold knish?
[CHUCKLES] Oh!
Wow.
Always a kidder, right?
Come here.
Annabelle.
No. Yeah. No.
No, no. Hey. Hey.
So, heyuh! Uh!
Sorry, I just need
your help for... a minute.
I just have
a very simple question.
I'm just trying to track down
the woman who owned this.
[GASPS]
Holy Toledo.
He's back.
Oh, no, no.
Wwho?
JesJesper?
Shh!
[LISPING] Thith ith bad.
Thith ith bad.
My lithp, ith back.
After 30 years. Ith back.
It's him. It's him.
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
All right. All right.
Don't get hysterical.
We're gonna be okay.
Well, I have a family.
I can't get them involved.
♪ ♪
You have a family?
I do.
Just, can someone tell me
what's happening, or.
What is this?
♪ ♪
We all have them.
Jesper Society.
I thought this was over.
Well, apparently he's found
a new host.
Okay, so the woman
who stabbed my friend,
she had this.
[GASPS]
[LISPING] Matilda.
Sthe sthould be here.
I called her.
She did not pick up.
What is
what's Matilda's last name?
[LISPING] I can't do thith.
I'm not sthrong.
I can't do it. Not again.
Paully.
I can't.
Paully!
Don't get scared, Paully.
That's what the Jesper wants.
Fear is what it feeds on.
What's Matilda's last name,
though?
Could someone just please,
maybe, before the Jesper comes
or whatever, we could
get Matilda's last name out.
[SIGHS]
Guy.
In 1981,
this town was under siege by...
the Jesper.
And only five children
could see him.
And we banded together
to fight.
I don'tl don't
I don't care!
So would somebody here please
for the love of God
just tell me what
is Matilda's last name?
ALL: Lombardo.
Lombardo.
Thank you.
Jesus Christ.
Why was that the hardest thing
I've ever had to do
in my entire life?
It is so late now!
[SIGHS]
Matilda... Lombardo.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
♪ ♪
That was Dory's asylum.
♪ ♪
[VOMITING AND COUGHING]
[SPITS]
Ugh.
Portia, I'm really sick.
Oh, I know, sweetie.
I know.
It seems like you
just have a really bad bug.
♪ Every morning,
every evening ♪
♪ Oh, we got fun ♪
[VOMITING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
♪ ♪
Well, well, well.
Look who's back.
Hi, Benny.
You didn't show up.
I know.
I'm sorry.
Meet at the fountain
at midnight.
That's what we agreed on.
Do you know how stupid I felt?
I'm all fucked up.
I'm a mess.
I'm a bastard. A dog.
Then you come in here
to my lab.
I may never see
my children again.
I
I do...
want to be with you.
Dr. Benny.
Damn it, I can't resist you.
[BOTH MOANING]
Let's go to the airport.
Tonight.
Let's change our lives
together.
Okay. Yes.
I absolutely agree to that.
[SULTRY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
If I were the Phoenix Beetle
samples, where would I be?
What?
Kiss me.
♪ ♪
[DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]
You got it. Yay!
Okay, that is all there is.
There is no more.
And Dr. Carpet is no longer
willing to cooperate.
I think he's gonna
kill himself.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[SQUEALS HAPPILY]
♪ Give you a minute ♪
♪ Give you an age ♪
♪ And when I write the book ♪
♪ You could be
on the front page ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
Visitor
or checking yourself in?
Neither, actually.
I was wondering if I could meet
with Dr. Philip Lombardo?
What did you wanna meet
with Dr. Lombardo about?
Uh, it's about his connection
to a friend and colleague.
Her name's Dory Sief,
she was a patient here.
I don't wanna lose my job
so I'm gonna need you to leave.
I'm sorry, what?
Please get out right now.
Okay.
Go.
You're serious?
Get out. Just get out!
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Go! Now!
Hey. I [CHUCKLES]
Is there somebody else
that maybe
I could speak to about this?
Yo, man, you need
to listen to her.
Okay?
Okay, yeah.
♪ ♪
[SIGH]
Ahh!
You're Drew Gardner?
Yes.
You are in great danger.
I'm sorry, what?
Dory Sief is not well.
What?
It is my personal opinion
that she should not be allowed
to roam about the world
freely influencing
the minds of others.
Are you Dr. Lombardo?
No, I'm Dr. Flesh.
Dr. Lombardo was her
primary psychologist.
Dr. Lombardo took his own life.
And it is my belief that
Ms. Sief encouraged him
to do so in pursuit of
some enlightened resurrection.
But there's no coming back
from death.
We were all fascinated by her.
I masturbated to her
a few times, but.
What? No.
Why wouldno!
One thing
I do feel certain of
is that her particular
conviction
in a higher existence
does not make her the guru
that people believe she is.
This delusional spirituality
is nothing more
than schizotypal traits.
What should I do?
If she isn't stopped,
she will continue to destroy.
♪ ♪
Yeah, take this.
She made it.
This is what it's like
inside her head.
She believes the world
is coming to a brutal
apocalyptic ending,
unless she can stop it.
And also,
don't tell anyone
I gave that to you
or said any of this.
It's simply inappropriate
of me.
Hey, hey. Wait!
Wait a
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Oh, holy hell.
♪ ♪
That's the LYTE logo.
♪ ♪
So I'm not exactly sure
what this means,
but I feel like
it could be a good sign.
You see this guy here?
Yeah.
This is Gemini.
And you may notice now
that he's dead.
But if you look
at the brain scan,
you'll see something promising.
Right after he died, his brain
was flooded with neurochemicals
here, here, here,
and here,
which I hope is in alignment
with what you experienced.
This guy didn't make it out.
So I'm hoping that
I can tweak the formula
so that his brain chemistry
enacts with the beetle enzymes,
and hoping that it could work.
Oh, that's exciting.
Ooh.
Honey, yyou're bleeding.
Do you need a tissue?
What?
Thank you.
Have you considered
the possibility
that you're being poisoned?
You're exhibiting
all of the symptoms.
Poisoned?
♪ ♪
[VELCRO RIPPING]
Here sweetie pie.
Hopefully this helps.
Aw, thank you, Portia.
So good of you
to be by my side.
Of course.
Okay, Dory,
so we're sending
your blood samples to the lab
for a more thorough report,
but your urine test
does indicate
a very high toxicity level.
So what does that mean?
It means that you've been
exposed to chemicals
that are seriously compromising
your immune system.
I can tell you
that you've been interacting
with something toxic,
and I would suspect
it's been a routine exposure,
given how extreme
this test result is.
Oh, my God.
So she, like,
has been poisoned?
I would imagine so.
People in your position
often are.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
♪ ♪
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
Okay, a little more butt.
Nice.
Oh, shake it.
♪ ♪
Dory, do you need help
with something?
♪ ♪
Whose bag is this?
Oh, that's mine.
Do you need, like, a tampon
or a Ludens or something?
[TENSE MUSIC]
♪ ♪
[SQUEAKING]
Hello?
♪ ♪
Gemini?
Oh, my God.
You're alive.
You're alive.
I can't believe it.
♪ ♪
Whoa. Okay, be careful.
This crystal's very fragile.
I.
Don't touch any of this!
Don't. Back away.
Dory, is everything okay?
♪ ♪
[MOUSE SQUEALS]
[GASPS]
Something very bad
is happening.
Okay, very bad is happening,
and it's so not cool.
What is happening?
Someone is poisoning Dory,
and it's probably one of you.
One of us? Who would do that?
Hmm, I don't know.
With questions like that,
wouldn't be surprised
if it was you, Marty.
I would never.
Oh, shut up.
♪ ♪
Wait. Where'd you go?
Gemini!
Whose is this?
It's mine.
♪ ♪
What is this?
Makeup remover.
♪ ♪
Text me back, damn it.
I love you.
♪ ♪
Ah!
Whoever did this
is seriously, like,
going to jail.
This is not a joke.
This is a complete
and total deal breaker.
♪ ♪
It's insane.
I can't believe that someone
would even consider doing this.
One of the more horrific things
I've even ever thought about.
What?
Dory, you already doing
I'm ticklish!
Stop! Okay, Dor. Dor.
You know I'm ticklish! Stop!
♪ ♪
Oh, my God.
♪ ♪
What is this?
What is that?
Why do you have this?
♪ ♪
Why do you have this?
[SCREAMING]
And what kind of woman
are you looking for today?
Well, uh, I'll tell you,
here's the deal,
II'm having kind of a bad day.
So I want to employ
your services.
It's just the usual,
nothing physical.
Um, you know,
I lay down on the ground,
as I've said before,
and they form
a circle around me
and throw out the compliments.
Generally, bucking me up,
you know.
Of course.
Who did this to me?
One of you did this to me.
One of you put this
in my pocket.
Portia,
tell me the truth.
No, Dory, I am! I am!
I didn't do it,
I swear to God, Dory.
It was one of you guys.
One of you!
Who did it?
Who put it in my pocket?
Wait.
Did you poison her, Portia?
[GASPS]
I would.
Kidding?
I would never poison Dory.
We're, likel'm like
we're, like, soulmates,
and we're, like, so happy
and in love
and having the best fucking sex
of our lives.
What?
Portia.
I swear, I swear, I swear.
I knew it!
I knew it.
I knew I couldn't trust you.
What?
How do you have this?
I went to
the Mayflower Asylum, Dory.
All right,
I talked to Dr. Flesh.
He told me everything.
He told me that you're crazy,
that you basically killed
Dr. Lombardo,
and that I can't trust you.
Wait, wait, wait. What?
Killed Dr. Lombardo?
Dr. Lombardo is dead?
Yes.
Because you encouraged him
to kill himself.
You don't talk
to her like that.
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
We are now entering
the premises in the hopes
of making contact
with our captured daughter.
Beautiful Leonora.
Mummy.
What are you doing here?
Oh, my God.
You're embarrassing me!
Stop making documentaries
about me!
Oh, darling, your
your destroyed face.
Oh, mummy,
this is even worse in person.
Now, pack your bags.
You are coming with us.
No, I'm not.
BOTH: Yes, you are.
No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
I'm sorry,
can somebody please
get these, like,
foreign intruders out of here?
Hey, don't deflect, Portia.
You still owe me
an explanation.
You owe an explanation.
Guys, guys, guys.
[OVERLAPPING ARGUMENTS]
Dory, Gemini is alive.
What?
We did it.
We made enlightenment.
[OVERLAPPING ARGUMENTS]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[ALL SCREAMING]
Um, I don't know why
it's so tough to scrape up.
Oh, my goodness.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
♪ ♪
♪ Close your eyes ♪
♪ God is everywhere at once ♪
♪ Don't you realize ♪
♪ We are the luckiest ones ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Dressed so fine ♪
♪ People wonder who we are ♪
♪ And heaven is all mine ♪
one business venture this year
that has sparked
water cooler conversation,
it is without a doubt, LYTE,
the pharmaceutical enterprise
that promises a fast road
to enlightenment
without years
of a spiritual practice.
Joining us today
are Dory Sief,
the messianic face of LYTE,
and Tunnel Quinn,
the innovative billionaire
who took a chance on her.
LYTE's current valuation
is $5 billion,
growing rapidly every day.
Dory Sief, Tunnel Quinn,
congratulations.
You are makin' the Big Bucks.
How are you?
I am whole, and I am joyful.
How are you?
Fine.
So let's get into it.
A lot of people are criticizing
the viability of your company,
particularly rumors swirling
around your pharmaceutical team
not releasing recent research
to the FDA.
We are trying
to accomplish something
that has never been
done before.
So the steps work
a little differently.
We have a great relationship
with the FDA.
And we are working together
to ensure
that this pill is safe
and effective.
Well, I gotta say,
II think that the whole future
looks...
promising.
Wow.
The "New York Times"
called your company a cult
with snake oil.
What do you say to that?
Well, I'd be lying if I said
we didn't expect that.
You have to understand
this venture is a marriage
between science
and spirituality.
And when you bring
existential matters into fields
that are dominated by
big pharma and big business,
they're going to see that
as a threat.
And that's fine.
You know, it's natural
to challenge movements
that pursue truth.
If I had an ounce of what
she had when I was coming up.
Now, recently social media
coming from LYTE headquarters
have, um, images
and videos of employees
with chemical burns
on their foreheads.
This controversy
has made its way overseas.
The Duchess Leonora Hamsdale's
royal estate
has made their anxieties known
through a recent video.
So now let's take a look.
Leo, my love,
please come home.
Come home to mummy
and grandmummy
and all our staff.
I'd like to think
that we brought you up
better than this,
to go and burn
your beautiful face.
Vile behavior.
Well, how does that
make you feel seeing that?
I understand why some people
might be put off
by the unusual spirit
of my workplace.
But what other people think
of us is none of our business.
Wow.
I wish you two
the very best of luck
in your noble
but polarizing pursuit.
Thanks for coming on.
Be blessed.
[BELL RINGS]
That was great. Yeah.
And jeez, Dory,
you are
you are a natural.
Hey, this week, uh, you know,
with the Hamsdale chaos
going on,
I think I should, uh,
swing by the institute
and make my presence be felt
and pop my head in
[GROANS]
Oh, my
are you okay?
[LIGHT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
♪ ♪
I haven't been feeling well
lately.
Um, well, you could have
somebody look at you.
[PURITY RING'S "OBEDEAR"]
♪ ♪
♪ Oh, but dear,
the sky is low ♪
♪ Fluent sea men
rig their rudders ♪
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ ♪
Hello?
♪ ♪
[BELL RINGS]
Oh.
Hi.
Checking in?
Uh, actually, no.
Um...
Sort of have
a strange question.
Um, I'm looking for someone.
Uh, I don't know her name,
but she attacked
a friend of mine.
I just wanna know
what she knows about her.
Uh, she might be connected
to something called
the Jesper Society.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
What did you just say?
The Jesper Socie.
Shh!
Yeah.
♪ ♪
How do you know about that?
Um...
well, she attacked
my friend with this.
♪ ♪
Oh, my God.
What?
♪ ♪
What'swhat's going on?
♪ ♪
[LINE RINGS, PICKS UP]
Annabelle,
we have to get the group
back together.
It's happening again.
♪ ♪
[QUIETLY]
What's happening again?
Hey, everyone.
I am coming on to respond
to some mixed feedback
I've been getting
ever since myself
and my LYTE community decided
to make a bold statement
in altering our faces
to support our cause.
First of all,
no one forced me to do this.
This was completely my choice,
and I stand by it.
For, like, centuries people
have shown their dedication
to causes in all kinds of ways.
I feel bad for anyone
who's been stuck
with their same old forehead
their whole life.
I no longer consider
the Grand Duchess
and Archduchess my family.
Family has your back
no matter what color
your forehead is.
I actually think
I'm on the right track here.
So you're enlightened
because you had a near death
experience, right?
Mmhmm.
So my first thought was
to recreate that experience.
Exactly.
Anyways,
I remembered
something interesting.
When I was little
and in the summer
I would go my grandma's house,
and there were
these awful little bugs
called Phoenix Beetles.
And they have something called
Biological Thanatosis,
which means that they can
literally die
for a few seconds
as a survival tactic
and then come back to life.
And I couldn't help but wonder
if something like that
would be possible in humans.
Does that sound crazy?
Ritchie,
that is brilliant.
Yes! Yes!
That is grethat's insane.
So if we bind
the Phoenix Beetle enzymes
with the euphoric
neurochemicals,
we could create a...
big bang.
Hold these for me, love.
Yeah.
Oh, my God!
Oh, sorry.
My hands seem to be a little
too numb to hold on to things.
[CHUCKLES]
Don't worry, honey.
The visuals
are just a learning tool.
You get the gist.
Okay.
Well, this is exciting.
[CHUCKLES]
There's just one hiccup.
Hmm?
Which is that I need access
to the biological samples
to isolate the enzymes,
and I know the lab upstairs
has a huge library of samples,
but ever since we used their
chemicals to burn our foreheads
they've required
a special pharma clearance.
Mm, that sucks.
Wait, El.
What's up?
Doesn't Dr. Carpet
have pharma clearance?
Maybe he could help us,
you know, gather some supplies.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, because, um,
he's actually going through,
like, a really nasty divorce.
Yeah, his wife cheated on him
with, um, his own parents.
Oh.
Yeah, it's fucking perverted.
Yeah, so I just don't think
he's in a place right now
where we could ask him
to do us a favor, you know.
Is there any other way?
Any other way.
[CHUCKLES]
Without the sample,
it could take us years
to get that shipped.
And it's not easy
to come by, Elliott.
Okay.
All right, well,
maybe I need to talk to him.
No!
Sorry. Sorry.
I'm just very protective of my
relationship with Dr. Carpet.
So why don't I just feel it out
with him, test the waters.
Happy to do it.
Okay.
Wonderful.
Cool.
Wonderful. Wonderful.
Wonderful.
[EXHALES]
Okay. I did it!
My hand's burning
from whatever the liquid is,
but I did it.
So is the Jesper thing
connected to my friend Dory?
'Cause II just wanna find out
who the woman is.
That's all I
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Annabelle.
John.
[LIGHT DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Oh.
You look exactly the same.
I called the others.
♪ ♪
So you're the one.
Yeah. Well, II guess so.
I'm really just trying to
find out some more information
about this woman
who stabbed my friend.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Oh, my word.
Wally Winhead,
is it really you?
It sure is.
What happened to
the rest of you?
Personal trainer
and a Wall Street salary.
Good on you. Good on
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Anybody order
a 50yearold knish?
[CHUCKLES] Oh!
Wow.
Always a kidder, right?
Come here.
Annabelle.
No. Yeah. No.
No, no. Hey. Hey.
So, heyuh! Uh!
Sorry, I just need
your help for... a minute.
I just have
a very simple question.
I'm just trying to track down
the woman who owned this.
[GASPS]
Holy Toledo.
He's back.
Oh, no, no.
Wwho?
JesJesper?
Shh!
[LISPING] Thith ith bad.
Thith ith bad.
My lithp, ith back.
After 30 years. Ith back.
It's him. It's him.
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
All right. All right.
Don't get hysterical.
We're gonna be okay.
Well, I have a family.
I can't get them involved.
♪ ♪
You have a family?
I do.
Just, can someone tell me
what's happening, or.
What is this?
♪ ♪
We all have them.
Jesper Society.
I thought this was over.
Well, apparently he's found
a new host.
Okay, so the woman
who stabbed my friend,
she had this.
[GASPS]
[LISPING] Matilda.
Sthe sthould be here.
I called her.
She did not pick up.
What is
what's Matilda's last name?
[LISPING] I can't do thith.
I'm not sthrong.
I can't do it. Not again.
Paully.
I can't.
Paully!
Don't get scared, Paully.
That's what the Jesper wants.
Fear is what it feeds on.
What's Matilda's last name,
though?
Could someone just please,
maybe, before the Jesper comes
or whatever, we could
get Matilda's last name out.
[SIGHS]
Guy.
In 1981,
this town was under siege by...
the Jesper.
And only five children
could see him.
And we banded together
to fight.
I don'tl don't
I don't care!
So would somebody here please
for the love of God
just tell me what
is Matilda's last name?
ALL: Lombardo.
Lombardo.
Thank you.
Jesus Christ.
Why was that the hardest thing
I've ever had to do
in my entire life?
It is so late now!
[SIGHS]
Matilda... Lombardo.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
♪ ♪
That was Dory's asylum.
♪ ♪
[VOMITING AND COUGHING]
[SPITS]
Ugh.
Portia, I'm really sick.
Oh, I know, sweetie.
I know.
It seems like you
just have a really bad bug.
♪ Every morning,
every evening ♪
♪ Oh, we got fun ♪
[VOMITING]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
♪ ♪
Well, well, well.
Look who's back.
Hi, Benny.
You didn't show up.
I know.
I'm sorry.
Meet at the fountain
at midnight.
That's what we agreed on.
Do you know how stupid I felt?
I'm all fucked up.
I'm a mess.
I'm a bastard. A dog.
Then you come in here
to my lab.
I may never see
my children again.
I
I do...
want to be with you.
Dr. Benny.
Damn it, I can't resist you.
[BOTH MOANING]
Let's go to the airport.
Tonight.
Let's change our lives
together.
Okay. Yes.
I absolutely agree to that.
[SULTRY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
If I were the Phoenix Beetle
samples, where would I be?
What?
Kiss me.
♪ ♪
[DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]
You got it. Yay!
Okay, that is all there is.
There is no more.
And Dr. Carpet is no longer
willing to cooperate.
I think he's gonna
kill himself.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
[SQUEALS HAPPILY]
♪ Give you a minute ♪
♪ Give you an age ♪
♪ And when I write the book ♪
♪ You could be
on the front page ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
♪ This is the start ♪
♪ ♪
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
Visitor
or checking yourself in?
Neither, actually.
I was wondering if I could meet
with Dr. Philip Lombardo?
What did you wanna meet
with Dr. Lombardo about?
Uh, it's about his connection
to a friend and colleague.
Her name's Dory Sief,
she was a patient here.
I don't wanna lose my job
so I'm gonna need you to leave.
I'm sorry, what?
Please get out right now.
Okay.
Go.
You're serious?
Get out. Just get out!
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Go! Now!
Hey. I [CHUCKLES]
Is there somebody else
that maybe
I could speak to about this?
Yo, man, you need
to listen to her.
Okay?
Okay, yeah.
♪ ♪
[SIGH]
Ahh!
You're Drew Gardner?
Yes.
You are in great danger.
I'm sorry, what?
Dory Sief is not well.
What?
It is my personal opinion
that she should not be allowed
to roam about the world
freely influencing
the minds of others.
Are you Dr. Lombardo?
No, I'm Dr. Flesh.
Dr. Lombardo was her
primary psychologist.
Dr. Lombardo took his own life.
And it is my belief that
Ms. Sief encouraged him
to do so in pursuit of
some enlightened resurrection.
But there's no coming back
from death.
We were all fascinated by her.
I masturbated to her
a few times, but.
What? No.
Why wouldno!
One thing
I do feel certain of
is that her particular
conviction
in a higher existence
does not make her the guru
that people believe she is.
This delusional spirituality
is nothing more
than schizotypal traits.
What should I do?
If she isn't stopped,
she will continue to destroy.
♪ ♪
Yeah, take this.
She made it.
This is what it's like
inside her head.
She believes the world
is coming to a brutal
apocalyptic ending,
unless she can stop it.
And also,
don't tell anyone
I gave that to you
or said any of this.
It's simply inappropriate
of me.
Hey, hey. Wait!
Wait a
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
Oh, holy hell.
♪ ♪
That's the LYTE logo.
♪ ♪
So I'm not exactly sure
what this means,
but I feel like
it could be a good sign.
You see this guy here?
Yeah.
This is Gemini.
And you may notice now
that he's dead.
But if you look
at the brain scan,
you'll see something promising.
Right after he died, his brain
was flooded with neurochemicals
here, here, here,
and here,
which I hope is in alignment
with what you experienced.
This guy didn't make it out.
So I'm hoping that
I can tweak the formula
so that his brain chemistry
enacts with the beetle enzymes,
and hoping that it could work.
Oh, that's exciting.
Ooh.
Honey, yyou're bleeding.
Do you need a tissue?
What?
Thank you.
Have you considered
the possibility
that you're being poisoned?
You're exhibiting
all of the symptoms.
Poisoned?
♪ ♪
[VELCRO RIPPING]
Here sweetie pie.
Hopefully this helps.
Aw, thank you, Portia.
So good of you
to be by my side.
Of course.
Okay, Dory,
so we're sending
your blood samples to the lab
for a more thorough report,
but your urine test
does indicate
a very high toxicity level.
So what does that mean?
It means that you've been
exposed to chemicals
that are seriously compromising
your immune system.
I can tell you
that you've been interacting
with something toxic,
and I would suspect
it's been a routine exposure,
given how extreme
this test result is.
Oh, my God.
So she, like,
has been poisoned?
I would imagine so.
People in your position
often are.
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
♪ ♪
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
Okay, a little more butt.
Nice.
Oh, shake it.
♪ ♪
Dory, do you need help
with something?
♪ ♪
Whose bag is this?
Oh, that's mine.
Do you need, like, a tampon
or a Ludens or something?
[TENSE MUSIC]
♪ ♪
[SQUEAKING]
Hello?
♪ ♪
Gemini?
Oh, my God.
You're alive.
You're alive.
I can't believe it.
♪ ♪
Whoa. Okay, be careful.
This crystal's very fragile.
I.
Don't touch any of this!
Don't. Back away.
Dory, is everything okay?
♪ ♪
[MOUSE SQUEALS]
[GASPS]
Something very bad
is happening.
Okay, very bad is happening,
and it's so not cool.
What is happening?
Someone is poisoning Dory,
and it's probably one of you.
One of us? Who would do that?
Hmm, I don't know.
With questions like that,
wouldn't be surprised
if it was you, Marty.
I would never.
Oh, shut up.
♪ ♪
Wait. Where'd you go?
Gemini!
Whose is this?
It's mine.
♪ ♪
What is this?
Makeup remover.
♪ ♪
Text me back, damn it.
I love you.
♪ ♪
Ah!
Whoever did this
is seriously, like,
going to jail.
This is not a joke.
This is a complete
and total deal breaker.
♪ ♪
It's insane.
I can't believe that someone
would even consider doing this.
One of the more horrific things
I've even ever thought about.
What?
Dory, you already doing
I'm ticklish!
Stop! Okay, Dor. Dor.
You know I'm ticklish! Stop!
♪ ♪
Oh, my God.
♪ ♪
What is this?
What is that?
Why do you have this?
♪ ♪
Why do you have this?
[SCREAMING]
And what kind of woman
are you looking for today?
Well, uh, I'll tell you,
here's the deal,
II'm having kind of a bad day.
So I want to employ
your services.
It's just the usual,
nothing physical.
Um, you know,
I lay down on the ground,
as I've said before,
and they form
a circle around me
and throw out the compliments.
Generally, bucking me up,
you know.
Of course.
Who did this to me?
One of you did this to me.
One of you put this
in my pocket.
Portia,
tell me the truth.
No, Dory, I am! I am!
I didn't do it,
I swear to God, Dory.
It was one of you guys.
One of you!
Who did it?
Who put it in my pocket?
Wait.
Did you poison her, Portia?
[GASPS]
I would.
Kidding?
I would never poison Dory.
We're, likel'm like
we're, like, soulmates,
and we're, like, so happy
and in love
and having the best fucking sex
of our lives.
What?
Portia.
I swear, I swear, I swear.
I knew it!
I knew it.
I knew I couldn't trust you.
What?
How do you have this?
I went to
the Mayflower Asylum, Dory.
All right,
I talked to Dr. Flesh.
He told me everything.
He told me that you're crazy,
that you basically killed
Dr. Lombardo,
and that I can't trust you.
Wait, wait, wait. What?
Killed Dr. Lombardo?
Dr. Lombardo is dead?
Yes.
Because you encouraged him
to kill himself.
You don't talk
to her like that.
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
We are now entering
the premises in the hopes
of making contact
with our captured daughter.
Beautiful Leonora.
Mummy.
What are you doing here?
Oh, my God.
You're embarrassing me!
Stop making documentaries
about me!
Oh, darling, your
your destroyed face.
Oh, mummy,
this is even worse in person.
Now, pack your bags.
You are coming with us.
No, I'm not.
BOTH: Yes, you are.
No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
I'm sorry,
can somebody please
get these, like,
foreign intruders out of here?
Hey, don't deflect, Portia.
You still owe me
an explanation.
You owe an explanation.
Guys, guys, guys.
[OVERLAPPING ARGUMENTS]
Dory, Gemini is alive.
What?
We did it.
We made enlightenment.
[OVERLAPPING ARGUMENTS]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[ALL SCREAMING]
Um, I don't know why
it's so tough to scrape up.
Oh, my goodness.
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
♪ ♪
♪ Close your eyes ♪
♪ God is everywhere at once ♪
♪ Don't you realize ♪
♪ We are the luckiest ones ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Dressed so fine ♪
♪ People wonder who we are ♪
♪ And heaven is all mine ♪