Samurai Jack (2001–2017): Season 5, Episode 1 - Episode XCII - full transcript
A samurai warrior fights against the evil entity that took him away from his home world.
Fifty years have passed, but I do not age.
Time has lost its effect on me.
Yet the suffering continues.
Aku's grasp chokes the past,
present, and future.
Hope is lost.
Gotta get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack.
Aku...
Seven daughters
to do your bidding, Master.
They will succeed where
so many others have failed,
and we will find favor in your glory.
Why?
Why?
Why have you forsaken us?
Have you forgotten, my son?
No. No.
Help!
Help me, son! You must!
Son, you are forgetting us!
No.
You... You never came back.
You left us.
You abandoned your purpose.
I haven't!
You left us all to...
Die!
Ahh!
Son?
Father?
Why?
I... I...
We've been waiting for you so long,
but you never came back.
No, Father, Aku destroyed the way home.
I don't understand!
You were the only one who could save us!
Father.
He destroyed everything!
Everything is burning!
You've forgotten your purpose!
You've forsaken us!
Ahh!
Ugh!
Any mistake is certain death,
and death is our failure.
Bask in the glory of
what our master has created.
Admire its beauty,
but know that the Samurai is out there
leaving a wake of devastation
wherever he goes.
That's why, my sweet Ashi,
the daughters of Aku must stay focused,
never relent, always attack.
Teach this one a lesson.
Stop!
The weak have no place with Aku.
Are you weak?
Are you weak?
Are you weak?
Ahh!
Yes.
Aku's fire stirs inside all of you.
To defeat the one,
your senses must be sharp.
Their time is almost at hand.
Once they succeed,
you will again honor us
with your presence.
Samurai Jack!
Man, it is good to see you, babe.
What took you so long?
I decimated this village days ago
just for you.
Oh, wait. This is you, right?
I mean, who could recognize you
with all that gear and ruggedness, baby?
I'll tell you who. Me.
Scaramouch the Merciless,
the Pied Piper of Ruination,
the Crooner of Carnage,
the Ambassador of Annihilation,
the Eradicator of All, baby.
Also known as Aku's
most favorite assassin, babe.
Oh, there it is, babe,
the world-famous scowl.
Well, come on, Sammy, baby. Whip it out.
You know what I'm talking about,
that crazy sword.
Let's get slicin' and dicin',
swingin' and bashin',
hackin' and slashin', babe.
Wait. Back off, "Beardsly."
Where is your sword, huh?
I don't see it.
Oh?
No, no, no, no, no, babe!
Don't tell me! You lost your sword.
Okay, Jacky baby,
you just make with the scowl
while I make with the phone and call Aku.
Beep, beep, beep, bo, dee, do, bip!
Who is this?
Aku, baby, how's it hanging, boss?
Guess what I--
What? Hello?
Ooh, nice choreography, babe.
You haven't lost a step.
Well, then, let's dance.
You know, babe, I wasn't crazy
about the front scruff,
but I am groovin' on the mane.
Jack.
Help us, Jack.
Help us.
- Help us!
- Help us, Jack!
Please, no. You must understand.
That samurai has gone beaucoup cuckoo.
Hey, you might have destroyed
my magic flute,
but you can't destroy
the musical magic that is me, babe.
Dig that beautiful sound, baby.
Hey, babe, I told you.
I'm Aku's favorite.
No one plays the blades like I do.
No one!
Well, it's been fun, Jack-o,
but I got to move on.
Au revoir.
That's French for, "You're dead, babe."
Well, babe, time for me
to shuffle offstage.
Looks like you're the headliner now.
That's all, babe.
- Ashi.
- Ashi.
Your training is complete.
Go! Kill!
You are seven,
but now you wear the face of one,
one purpose for which you were born,
to kill the Samurai!
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
Time has lost its effect on me.
Yet the suffering continues.
Aku's grasp chokes the past,
present, and future.
Hope is lost.
Gotta get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack.
Aku...
Seven daughters
to do your bidding, Master.
They will succeed where
so many others have failed,
and we will find favor in your glory.
Why?
Why?
Why have you forsaken us?
Have you forgotten, my son?
No. No.
Help!
Help me, son! You must!
Son, you are forgetting us!
No.
You... You never came back.
You left us.
You abandoned your purpose.
I haven't!
You left us all to...
Die!
Ahh!
Son?
Father?
Why?
I... I...
We've been waiting for you so long,
but you never came back.
No, Father, Aku destroyed the way home.
I don't understand!
You were the only one who could save us!
Father.
He destroyed everything!
Everything is burning!
You've forgotten your purpose!
You've forsaken us!
Ahh!
Ugh!
Any mistake is certain death,
and death is our failure.
Bask in the glory of
what our master has created.
Admire its beauty,
but know that the Samurai is out there
leaving a wake of devastation
wherever he goes.
That's why, my sweet Ashi,
the daughters of Aku must stay focused,
never relent, always attack.
Teach this one a lesson.
Stop!
The weak have no place with Aku.
Are you weak?
Are you weak?
Are you weak?
Ahh!
Yes.
Aku's fire stirs inside all of you.
To defeat the one,
your senses must be sharp.
Their time is almost at hand.
Once they succeed,
you will again honor us
with your presence.
Samurai Jack!
Man, it is good to see you, babe.
What took you so long?
I decimated this village days ago
just for you.
Oh, wait. This is you, right?
I mean, who could recognize you
with all that gear and ruggedness, baby?
I'll tell you who. Me.
Scaramouch the Merciless,
the Pied Piper of Ruination,
the Crooner of Carnage,
the Ambassador of Annihilation,
the Eradicator of All, baby.
Also known as Aku's
most favorite assassin, babe.
Oh, there it is, babe,
the world-famous scowl.
Well, come on, Sammy, baby. Whip it out.
You know what I'm talking about,
that crazy sword.
Let's get slicin' and dicin',
swingin' and bashin',
hackin' and slashin', babe.
Wait. Back off, "Beardsly."
Where is your sword, huh?
I don't see it.
Oh?
No, no, no, no, no, babe!
Don't tell me! You lost your sword.
Okay, Jacky baby,
you just make with the scowl
while I make with the phone and call Aku.
Beep, beep, beep, bo, dee, do, bip!
Who is this?
Aku, baby, how's it hanging, boss?
Guess what I--
What? Hello?
Ooh, nice choreography, babe.
You haven't lost a step.
Well, then, let's dance.
You know, babe, I wasn't crazy
about the front scruff,
but I am groovin' on the mane.
Jack.
Help us, Jack.
Help us.
- Help us!
- Help us, Jack!
Please, no. You must understand.
That samurai has gone beaucoup cuckoo.
Hey, you might have destroyed
my magic flute,
but you can't destroy
the musical magic that is me, babe.
Dig that beautiful sound, baby.
Hey, babe, I told you.
I'm Aku's favorite.
No one plays the blades like I do.
No one!
Well, it's been fun, Jack-o,
but I got to move on.
Au revoir.
That's French for, "You're dead, babe."
Well, babe, time for me
to shuffle offstage.
Looks like you're the headliner now.
That's all, babe.
- Ashi.
- Ashi.
Your training is complete.
Go! Kill!
You are seven,
but now you wear the face of one,
one purpose for which you were born,
to kill the Samurai!
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta be back
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪