Samurai Jack (2001–2017): Season 5, Episode 2 - Episode XCIII - full transcript
Out of weapons and pursued relentlessly by the masterful seven Daughters of Aku, Jack faces what may be his final confrontation.
50 years have passed,
but I do not age.
Time has lost its effect on me.
[ Exhales sharply ]
[ Laughs maniacally ]
Yet the suffering continues.
Aku's grasp chokes the past,
present, and future.
Hope is lost.
Gotta get back,
back to the past.
Samurai Jack.
♪♪
*SAMURAI JACK
Season 05 Episode 02
"XCIII"
Synchronized by srjanapala
[ Alarm ringing ]
[ Alarm clock clatters ]
[ Accordion music playing ]
[ Groans ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Bones creaking ]
♪♪
[ Groans ]
Host: Master, new arrivals
have come to offer tribute!
Oh, great Shogun of Sorrow,
Master of All Masters,
you have allowed us
to inhabit this world,
and for that,
we are forever grateful.
[ Groans ]
We offer you a special tribute.
Stop!
[ Stammers ]
Look at what you're doing!
You're getting yourselves
all over the floor.
Uh...
I just had it vacuumed.
Out. Out!
Get out!
Master, [chuckles]
Master, we've done it.
May I introduce
the most epic version
of the beetle drone yet!
[ Laughs maniacally ]
And I care because?
B-B-Because
the Samurai.
You've wanted to kill him
since forever.
He's the bane of your existence.
Oh!
That was the old Aku.
This is the new Aku.
And he really doesn't care
about a pathetic Samurai
who wanders around
like a mad fool.
Ha!
It's hilarious, really.
Look, I tell you what...
you want to destroy him,
go ahead.
Who cares?
I certainly don't,
not one bit at all.
♪♪
So, tell me
what's been bothering you.
Well, you see, Doc,
it's been over 50 years already.
It's been that long?
Yes.
You see,
that's the actual problem.
Once I eradicated
all the time portals,
I thought I would just wait it
out and then the Samur...
We don't say his name here.
It is a safe place.
Yes. Sorry, Doctor.
Well, I-I just assumed
that eventually
over time he would just
Di-i-i-i-e!
Di-i-i-i-e!
But he hasn't even aged.
I mean, like, at all.
He just grew that stupid beard.
It looks like
he'll be here forever!
I-I just don't know
if I can handle that.
Yes. It seems that
the initial time travel
has affected the aging process.
It's quite the conundrum.
Yes.
What is that again?
Just a confusing
or difficult problem.
Yes. Problem.
I wish there was someone who
can dispose of my problem.
Yes. One can hope.
Yes. One can hope.
[ Birds chirping ]
[ Dramatic music plays ]
[ Engine rumbling ]
[ Tires screech ]
[ Dramatic music playing ]
♪♪
[ Snarling ]
[ All snarling ]
[ Roars ]
[ Snarling ]
[ Tires screech ]
[ Engine shuts off ]
[ Birds chirping ]
[ Birds squawking ]
[ Rumbling ]
[ Rumbling ]
[ Rumbling intensifies ]
[ Dramatic music continues ]
[ Music ends ]
[ Engine starts ]
[ Dramatic music plays ]
Ahh!
[ Snarling ]
[ Roars ]
[ Whimpers ]
[ Shrieking ]
[ Snarls ]
[ Shrieks ]
[ Beeping ]
[ Panting ]
[ Thunder rumbling ]
[ Clattering ]
It's time to end it,
don't you think?
Never.
They are just machines.
I'll find a way.
I always have.
When you have the sword,
but now it's gone.
There's no hope!
I've been doing fine without it.
Well, listen to you.
And what are you going to do
when Aku finds you
and realizes you have no sword?
Aku doesn't know, and he hasn't
shown himself in years.
He keeps thinking that one of
his machines can defeat me.
Maybe he's right.
You haven't faced anything
so powerful.
How much longer
can you keep this up?
It always seems bad at first,
but then I find a way.
They're just nuts and bolts,
just nuts and bolts.
Who cares anymore?!
There's no way home.
There's nothing to fight for.
There's no more honor.
Come to think of it,
the only honorable thing
to do is...
- Quiet.
- No!
I won't spend eternity
in this forsaken time!
What do you want from me?
I want it to end.
Aren't you tired?
Wouldn't it be great to be free
of all of this?
Our ancestors
are waiting for us.
They want you to join them.
[ Dramatic music playing ]
[ Horse whinnies ]
[ Horse snorting ]
There.
You'll never make it!
They'll get you!
I'll make it.
[ Dramatic music continues ]
[ Thunder crashing ]
[ Thunder rumbling ]
[ Thunder continues ]
[ Dramatic music playing ]
[ Insect buzzing ]
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[ Music ends ]
[ Water dripping ]
[ Insect buzzing ]
[ Dramatic music playing ]
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[ Music ends ]
[ Dramatic music playing ]
♪♪
[ Music ends ]
Ahh!
[ Dramatic music playing ]
[ Bones crunch ]
♪♪
[ Somber music playing ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Footsteps approaching ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Blades squealing ]
[ High-pitched whine ]
[ Footsteps approaching
rapidly ]
[ Whine intensifies ]
[ Dramatic music playing ]
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Wa-Watch out
♪ Gotta get back,
back to the past, Samurai Jack ♪
♪ Watch out
♪♪
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪♪
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Wa-Watch out
but I do not age.
Time has lost its effect on me.
[ Exhales sharply ]
[ Laughs maniacally ]
Yet the suffering continues.
Aku's grasp chokes the past,
present, and future.
Hope is lost.
Gotta get back,
back to the past.
Samurai Jack.
♪♪
*SAMURAI JACK
Season 05 Episode 02
"XCIII"
Synchronized by srjanapala
[ Alarm ringing ]
[ Alarm clock clatters ]
[ Accordion music playing ]
[ Groans ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Bones creaking ]
♪♪
[ Groans ]
Host: Master, new arrivals
have come to offer tribute!
Oh, great Shogun of Sorrow,
Master of All Masters,
you have allowed us
to inhabit this world,
and for that,
we are forever grateful.
[ Groans ]
We offer you a special tribute.
Stop!
[ Stammers ]
Look at what you're doing!
You're getting yourselves
all over the floor.
Uh...
I just had it vacuumed.
Out. Out!
Get out!
Master, [chuckles]
Master, we've done it.
May I introduce
the most epic version
of the beetle drone yet!
[ Laughs maniacally ]
And I care because?
B-B-Because
the Samurai.
You've wanted to kill him
since forever.
He's the bane of your existence.
Oh!
That was the old Aku.
This is the new Aku.
And he really doesn't care
about a pathetic Samurai
who wanders around
like a mad fool.
Ha!
It's hilarious, really.
Look, I tell you what...
you want to destroy him,
go ahead.
Who cares?
I certainly don't,
not one bit at all.
♪♪
So, tell me
what's been bothering you.
Well, you see, Doc,
it's been over 50 years already.
It's been that long?
Yes.
You see,
that's the actual problem.
Once I eradicated
all the time portals,
I thought I would just wait it
out and then the Samur...
We don't say his name here.
It is a safe place.
Yes. Sorry, Doctor.
Well, I-I just assumed
that eventually
over time he would just
Di-i-i-i-e!
Di-i-i-i-e!
But he hasn't even aged.
I mean, like, at all.
He just grew that stupid beard.
It looks like
he'll be here forever!
I-I just don't know
if I can handle that.
Yes. It seems that
the initial time travel
has affected the aging process.
It's quite the conundrum.
Yes.
What is that again?
Just a confusing
or difficult problem.
Yes. Problem.
I wish there was someone who
can dispose of my problem.
Yes. One can hope.
Yes. One can hope.
[ Birds chirping ]
[ Dramatic music plays ]
[ Engine rumbling ]
[ Tires screech ]
[ Dramatic music playing ]
♪♪
[ Snarling ]
[ All snarling ]
[ Roars ]
[ Snarling ]
[ Tires screech ]
[ Engine shuts off ]
[ Birds chirping ]
[ Birds squawking ]
[ Rumbling ]
[ Rumbling ]
[ Rumbling intensifies ]
[ Dramatic music continues ]
[ Music ends ]
[ Engine starts ]
[ Dramatic music plays ]
Ahh!
[ Snarling ]
[ Roars ]
[ Whimpers ]
[ Shrieking ]
[ Snarls ]
[ Shrieks ]
[ Beeping ]
[ Panting ]
[ Thunder rumbling ]
[ Clattering ]
It's time to end it,
don't you think?
Never.
They are just machines.
I'll find a way.
I always have.
When you have the sword,
but now it's gone.
There's no hope!
I've been doing fine without it.
Well, listen to you.
And what are you going to do
when Aku finds you
and realizes you have no sword?
Aku doesn't know, and he hasn't
shown himself in years.
He keeps thinking that one of
his machines can defeat me.
Maybe he's right.
You haven't faced anything
so powerful.
How much longer
can you keep this up?
It always seems bad at first,
but then I find a way.
They're just nuts and bolts,
just nuts and bolts.
Who cares anymore?!
There's no way home.
There's nothing to fight for.
There's no more honor.
Come to think of it,
the only honorable thing
to do is...
- Quiet.
- No!
I won't spend eternity
in this forsaken time!
What do you want from me?
I want it to end.
Aren't you tired?
Wouldn't it be great to be free
of all of this?
Our ancestors
are waiting for us.
They want you to join them.
[ Dramatic music playing ]
[ Horse whinnies ]
[ Horse snorting ]
There.
You'll never make it!
They'll get you!
I'll make it.
[ Dramatic music continues ]
[ Thunder crashing ]
[ Thunder rumbling ]
[ Thunder continues ]
[ Dramatic music playing ]
[ Insect buzzing ]
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[ Music ends ]
[ Water dripping ]
[ Insect buzzing ]
[ Dramatic music playing ]
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[ Music ends ]
[ Dramatic music playing ]
♪♪
[ Music ends ]
Ahh!
[ Dramatic music playing ]
[ Bones crunch ]
♪♪
[ Somber music playing ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Footsteps approaching ]
[ Groaning ]
[ Blades squealing ]
[ High-pitched whine ]
[ Footsteps approaching
rapidly ]
[ Whine intensifies ]
[ Dramatic music playing ]
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Wa-Watch out
♪ Gotta get back,
back to the past, Samurai Jack ♪
♪ Watch out
♪♪
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪♪
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Wa-Watch out