Sabrina's Secret Life (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 19 - Hot Item - full transcript
While shopping with Sabrina, Maritza ogles a necklace that Cassandra buys. Knowing how much Maritza wants it, the unkind young witch uses it to taunt Maritza. While traveling in the Netherworld with the witches' academy, Sabrina finds a "rock" that she sneaks home even though she is not supposed to take souvenirs. Surprisingly, the rock is an egg that hatches into a jewelry-stealing baby dragon that Sabrina names Baby D. While figuring out how to return him to the Netherworld, Sabrina brings him to school where Baby D steals Cassandra's necklace, and Maritza gets blamed! After Maritza gets in big trouble, Sabrina discovers that Baby D took it! To make matters worse, he won't give it back! Luckily, Alchemist Al, who is very familiar with these shiny-grubbing dragons, appears from the Netherworld to help. They must hurry to return the necklace to Cassandra and Baby D to the Netherworld, or Baby D's mother will come to earth looking for her baby! The two problem solvers remember the dragon's fondness for cookies, so Sabrina casts a spell that turns an ordinary cookie into a heavier, stickier treat. Baby D tries to fly away with this monstrous cookie, but it is too heavy and he becomes stuck to it! Sabrina returns the necklace to Cassandra's locker where Cassandra finds it and unwillingly apologizes to Maritza. Sabrina and Alchemist Al return Baby D to his mother apologizing for not realizing that taking something so small could ever cause so much trouble.
♪ Who's making magic, making
magic, making magic ♪
♪ Who's making magic, making
magic, making magic ♪
♪ What's going on here,
something's not right ♪
♪ Who's making magic
now every night ♪
♪ Witch Training lessons
till the mornin' light ♪
♪ Living Sabrina's
Secret Life. ♪
♪ Who's making magic
Who's making magic ♪
♪ Who's making magic
Sabrina's Secret Life! ♪
♪ Witch training lessons
now every night ♪
♪ Sabrina's Secret Life! ♪
[Maritza:]
It's beautiful.
[Sabrina:]
Ooh, it's amazing.
Oh, I love that necklace!
Just think, it will only
take my allowance for the next
fifteen years!
[blows kisses]
[Cassandra:]
Get real, Maritza.
You'll never live that dream!
Huh?
Nooo!
Stop her...
That's supposed to be mine!
Not anymore.
Losers...
Weepers.
I just had to have it.
It's so fab, isn't it?
What do you think?
You knew I wanted that
necklace, Cassandra!
Why do you have
to be like that?
Because I can.
She looks so darn
good in that necklace!
I can't stand her.
I know it's not right, but
I can't stand her either.
It's not fair!
Cassandra always
gets what I want.
And I'm tired of it.
Girls, today we're
going to the Netherworld...
Trippy!
Sweet!
...to learn the origins
of magical creatures...
now I know you've heard
this a thousand times before--
"Anything is
part of everything.
Never mix things from
one world with the other.
Never take what you
see for what it is,
because the Netherworld is
only what you know it was..."
Oh, girls, you
sound
so
sincere!
Please, give some thought to
the words you just recited.
Things are not always
what they appear--
and no collecting souvenirs!
Eyes on me, girls.
Remember: look
but don't touch,
no souvenirs, and be careful.
We're going to the wilds now.
I don't want
anything happening to you.
We used to come to the
Netherworld and the fiends
were everywhere.
I wish you would have
told me we were going hiking.
I would've worn
different shoes...
Wow!
Aahh!
It's mine!
Ow!
Take that, ye-old scoundrel!
Stop!
You're getting
crumbs in my hair!
Oh, forgive me.
The name's Alchemist Al.
Making gold is my thing.
And I thought you were
one of the beasts
come to take my gold!
B-b-beasts?
Will they eat us?
Not unless you're a
chocolate chip cookie.
[laughs]
Oh, sure, the beasts are
cute and cuddly when they're
babies, but they
grow like weeds,
and they love
their shiny things.
Sugar's the only thing
that'll slow 'em down.
I found chocolate chip
cookies work the best.
Makes 'em sleepy
and more manageable.
That's perfect!
We're here on a field trip
from witch school to learn
about the origins of
magical creatures.
Oh, witches, are ye?
Just remember, most of the
critters here don't bother
with witches -- unless ye get
between a mother and her baby.
Then watch out!
Oh, cool...
that will be great
for my rock collection.
"...and no
collecting souvenirs!"
This can't count.
It's just a rock!
Come on, girls.
We still have a lot to see.
Thank you!
Yer welcome.
Curse those
blasted beasties...
Take me nuggets, will ye?
Hey, girl.
Hey, Brin...
I can't believe you're still
upset about the necklace.
Yeah, well I am.
All the way home, Cassandra
followed me and kept
rubbing it in my face.
Look at me...
I'm sooo popular...
And you're like, sooo not.
Keep it up and I'll rip it
off your neck, Cassandra.
You didn't really
say that, did you?
I lost my temper.
Yeah, well you
need to watch it.
There are things you
don't know about her.
What's to know?
She's snooty and rich and
thinks she's better than
everyone else.
I guess you're right.
Well, I just wanted to call
you and say that I don't care
what kind of jewelry you have.
You'll always be my B.F.F.L.
Best Friends For Life...
Thanks, Sabrina.
[yawn]
Oops!
I better hang that up.
Hey...
I forgot about my rock...
[kissing sound]
[tired sigh]
[squeaking noises]
Don't worry, I won't
be late for school...
[baby creature sounds]
[gasp]
[baby creature sounds]
Wow!
Where did you come from?
[baby creature sounds]
You are soooo cute!
Uh oh!
My bad!
It was an egg, not a rock!
We have to get you
back home to your mommy!
[cooing]
Well...
maybe we don't have
to do it right away...
You hungry little guy?
Here you go.
Have a cookie.
[eating cookie]
Ohh.
You are precious.
I'm going to call you Baby D.
[finishes eating cookie]
[licks lips]
[yawns]
Sleepy, huh?
Me too, Baby D.
Bad sign.
Talking to
yourself again, Sabrina?
I was on my way back from the
litter box when I heard you--
I must've been
talking in my sleep...
Uh-huh...
and I must be a dog.
Oh give it up, 'Brina.
You're hiding something.
You caught me...
I was eating
cookies in my bed.
Cookies!
Aw, never hold out on a
cat with a sweet tooth...
Oops...
Well, I need to
get back to sleep.
Whew!
[baby creature sounds]
What was that?
[squeak]
Uh, bed springs.
[squeak]
You're up to
something, Sabrina Spellman,
and I should know.
Well...
it's 11:00 o'clock
and I'm still up...
that's something.
[yawns]
[insulted hmmph]
You have to come
to school with me.
Then we'll figure out
how to get you home.
[baby creature sounds]
Oh don't look
at me like that.
[Salem humming]
Oh, hey, Salem.
What's doing?
Oh uh, looking
for my dress collar,
the one with the rhinestones.
Thought you
might have seen it.
Uh...
nope.
Haven't seen it.
I can't find my
watch, either...
Oh well, don't
want to be late.
Since when?
I can't believe all the
compliments I keep getting on
my new necklace...
well, actually I can.
If she thinks it bothers
you, then she'll never stop.
But it does bother me...
You're a better basketball
player than she is, right?
Then let's show her up by
beating her and her pals...
[laughs]
Let's do it!
Cassandra, where do you
think you're going with that?
Uh, Gym class?
Unh-unh-uhh.
No jewelry on the court.
Put it in your locker.
You be a good boy, okay?
I'll be back
before you know it.
[whistle blowing]
Aahhh!
[strained grunts]
Time out.
While you digest that, I
need to go to the girl's room!
That was sweet.
I can't remember the last
time I played that well!
You rocked!
She got lucky.
Luck had nothing
to do with it,
classless-sandra!
I beat you fair and square!
[screams]
[gasp]
Someone's been in my locker!
Oh no!
My necklace is gone!
What's going on here?
Give it back before I
turn you into a toad!
Innocent until proven guilty.
Cassandra!
But...
Maritza stole my necklace...
You know this for sure?
Well, I didn't
actually see her do it...
but she told me that she
was going to rip it off!
Right, girls?
Uh-huh.
Her exact words.
And she went to the bathroom
for a really long time!
Yeah, that's right!
I saw her in there, standing
by Cassandra's locker,
just staring at it.
But I didn't take it!
Honest!
Grab your things.
We're going to the principal's
office to sort this out.
[baby creature sounds]
The principal
didn't believe me.
My parents have to
come in for a meeting.
I didn't take
Cassandra's necklace,
but no one believes me.
I believe you.
We'll figure this out.
I hope so.
You know what's so horrible
about this whole thing?
I actually thought
about taking it!
But I didn't.
What happened to
Maritza really bites hard.
Wish I could do
something to help.
It's just not fair.
[strained grunts]
What's this?
Hey, that's my watch...
Oh no!
Baby D!
That's not yours...
it's stealing...
and stealing's not right...
Who am I to tell you that?
I stole you from your home...
even if I thought I was just
taking a pretty rock no one
would miss.
[howling]
I have to get you back home,
and then get this necklace
back into Cassandra's locker
before Maritza gets in any
more trouble.
Ah-ha!
I knew you were
up to something.
Cut me in on the action, or
I'm telling Hilda and Zelda.
There is no action...
I'm just trying to...
Can it!
You're making me ill.
What's with the dragon?
It's not a pretty story...
Hurry up Salem, we need a
spell to send him back!
I think I got it!
The Netherworld his home
for a little gold digger,
so get thee hence before the
little turns into the bigger!
[cooing]
Oh, man, I'm in it deep!
Baby D, stop.
Stealing is bad.
I'll say it is.
Okay, okay!
Later all right?
He has the necklace.
If I don't return it, my
friend will be blamed for
stealing it!
Ye got bigger problems
than that, wee witch.
That baby's mum has
come looking for him.
Time for this
at-cay to am-scray.
Dragons are crafty
creatures of habit.
They revisit their
hunting grounds.
He took the necklace from the
locker room at the high school.
Then that's where we start.
There's Maritza.
Come on.
We need be setting
a trap, wee witch.
They be glass, but
to a wee dragon,
it's the shine that counts.
[curious sounds]
When he comes
around the corner,
ye nab him.
Got it.
Ugh!
He's getting away!
He'll wait it
out and try again.
But we don't have time.
No, we have something better.
Oh, no.
I be fearing that.
He's got the diamond eye.
Diamond eye?
Well, it should be glass eye,
them being glass jewels and
all, but it
don't sound as good.
The dragon be
blinded by the jewels.
He can't see the cookies.
We'll see about that.
That he be seeing!
Good work, wee witch.
Toss it to him.
[squawking]
[strained grunts]
Aaahhh!
Grab that little scamp.
[squawking]
Give him a jewel.
[happy sounds]
Good work, wee witch.
Now give him a
bit of the cookie.
It'll calm him down.
[tired sounds]
[snoring]
We did it.
Aye, we did.
Now, let's get him back to
where he came from before any
more trouble can be caused.
Wait.
I have to set
things right here.
I'll put this back
where Baby D found it.
I hope we're not too late.
[roaring]
Aaahhh!
I am so sorry...
I took your baby.
I didn't know it at the time,
but it was wrong just the same.
I didn't mean to.
I thought that your egg
was just a cool rock...
I didn't think that taking
something that small could do
so much damage...
[cooing]
It be time to go home.
Let this be a lesson
to ye, wee witch...
never take anything from
the Netherworld again.
Yeah, I blew it.
Now I know why Ms.
Magrooney kept
making us repeat those rules.
It's here!
My necklace was under a towel!
Maybe you didn't
steal it after all.
Maybe.
That's it?
You're not going to
say you're sorry?
For what?
I didn't steal her necklace.
And I didn't steal yours.
It was right there in your
locker the whole time you were
accusing me.
Ha.
You probably just snuck back
in here and put it back so you
wouldn't get into trouble.
Is it possible that you just
didn't see it, Cassandra?
Well...
anything's possible.
Right.
So maybe you should apologize
to Maritza just in case.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry for accusing you of
stealing my necklace when it's
possible you didn't.
Is that okay?
You should ask Maritza.
Thanks, Cassandra.
I guess.
But don't ever
try it again...
When will you ever learn!
Cassandra?
Never!
Chocolate chip cookies, anyone?
magic, making magic ♪
♪ Who's making magic, making
magic, making magic ♪
♪ What's going on here,
something's not right ♪
♪ Who's making magic
now every night ♪
♪ Witch Training lessons
till the mornin' light ♪
♪ Living Sabrina's
Secret Life. ♪
♪ Who's making magic
Who's making magic ♪
♪ Who's making magic
Sabrina's Secret Life! ♪
♪ Witch training lessons
now every night ♪
♪ Sabrina's Secret Life! ♪
[Maritza:]
It's beautiful.
[Sabrina:]
Ooh, it's amazing.
Oh, I love that necklace!
Just think, it will only
take my allowance for the next
fifteen years!
[blows kisses]
[Cassandra:]
Get real, Maritza.
You'll never live that dream!
Huh?
Nooo!
Stop her...
That's supposed to be mine!
Not anymore.
Losers...
Weepers.
I just had to have it.
It's so fab, isn't it?
What do you think?
You knew I wanted that
necklace, Cassandra!
Why do you have
to be like that?
Because I can.
She looks so darn
good in that necklace!
I can't stand her.
I know it's not right, but
I can't stand her either.
It's not fair!
Cassandra always
gets what I want.
And I'm tired of it.
Girls, today we're
going to the Netherworld...
Trippy!
Sweet!
...to learn the origins
of magical creatures...
now I know you've heard
this a thousand times before--
"Anything is
part of everything.
Never mix things from
one world with the other.
Never take what you
see for what it is,
because the Netherworld is
only what you know it was..."
Oh, girls, you
sound
so
sincere!
Please, give some thought to
the words you just recited.
Things are not always
what they appear--
and no collecting souvenirs!
Eyes on me, girls.
Remember: look
but don't touch,
no souvenirs, and be careful.
We're going to the wilds now.
I don't want
anything happening to you.
We used to come to the
Netherworld and the fiends
were everywhere.
I wish you would have
told me we were going hiking.
I would've worn
different shoes...
Wow!
Aahh!
It's mine!
Ow!
Take that, ye-old scoundrel!
Stop!
You're getting
crumbs in my hair!
Oh, forgive me.
The name's Alchemist Al.
Making gold is my thing.
And I thought you were
one of the beasts
come to take my gold!
B-b-beasts?
Will they eat us?
Not unless you're a
chocolate chip cookie.
[laughs]
Oh, sure, the beasts are
cute and cuddly when they're
babies, but they
grow like weeds,
and they love
their shiny things.
Sugar's the only thing
that'll slow 'em down.
I found chocolate chip
cookies work the best.
Makes 'em sleepy
and more manageable.
That's perfect!
We're here on a field trip
from witch school to learn
about the origins of
magical creatures.
Oh, witches, are ye?
Just remember, most of the
critters here don't bother
with witches -- unless ye get
between a mother and her baby.
Then watch out!
Oh, cool...
that will be great
for my rock collection.
"...and no
collecting souvenirs!"
This can't count.
It's just a rock!
Come on, girls.
We still have a lot to see.
Thank you!
Yer welcome.
Curse those
blasted beasties...
Take me nuggets, will ye?
Hey, girl.
Hey, Brin...
I can't believe you're still
upset about the necklace.
Yeah, well I am.
All the way home, Cassandra
followed me and kept
rubbing it in my face.
Look at me...
I'm sooo popular...
And you're like, sooo not.
Keep it up and I'll rip it
off your neck, Cassandra.
You didn't really
say that, did you?
I lost my temper.
Yeah, well you
need to watch it.
There are things you
don't know about her.
What's to know?
She's snooty and rich and
thinks she's better than
everyone else.
I guess you're right.
Well, I just wanted to call
you and say that I don't care
what kind of jewelry you have.
You'll always be my B.F.F.L.
Best Friends For Life...
Thanks, Sabrina.
[yawn]
Oops!
I better hang that up.
Hey...
I forgot about my rock...
[kissing sound]
[tired sigh]
[squeaking noises]
Don't worry, I won't
be late for school...
[baby creature sounds]
[gasp]
[baby creature sounds]
Wow!
Where did you come from?
[baby creature sounds]
You are soooo cute!
Uh oh!
My bad!
It was an egg, not a rock!
We have to get you
back home to your mommy!
[cooing]
Well...
maybe we don't have
to do it right away...
You hungry little guy?
Here you go.
Have a cookie.
[eating cookie]
Ohh.
You are precious.
I'm going to call you Baby D.
[finishes eating cookie]
[licks lips]
[yawns]
Sleepy, huh?
Me too, Baby D.
Bad sign.
Talking to
yourself again, Sabrina?
I was on my way back from the
litter box when I heard you--
I must've been
talking in my sleep...
Uh-huh...
and I must be a dog.
Oh give it up, 'Brina.
You're hiding something.
You caught me...
I was eating
cookies in my bed.
Cookies!
Aw, never hold out on a
cat with a sweet tooth...
Oops...
Well, I need to
get back to sleep.
Whew!
[baby creature sounds]
What was that?
[squeak]
Uh, bed springs.
[squeak]
You're up to
something, Sabrina Spellman,
and I should know.
Well...
it's 11:00 o'clock
and I'm still up...
that's something.
[yawns]
[insulted hmmph]
You have to come
to school with me.
Then we'll figure out
how to get you home.
[baby creature sounds]
Oh don't look
at me like that.
[Salem humming]
Oh, hey, Salem.
What's doing?
Oh uh, looking
for my dress collar,
the one with the rhinestones.
Thought you
might have seen it.
Uh...
nope.
Haven't seen it.
I can't find my
watch, either...
Oh well, don't
want to be late.
Since when?
I can't believe all the
compliments I keep getting on
my new necklace...
well, actually I can.
If she thinks it bothers
you, then she'll never stop.
But it does bother me...
You're a better basketball
player than she is, right?
Then let's show her up by
beating her and her pals...
[laughs]
Let's do it!
Cassandra, where do you
think you're going with that?
Uh, Gym class?
Unh-unh-uhh.
No jewelry on the court.
Put it in your locker.
You be a good boy, okay?
I'll be back
before you know it.
[whistle blowing]
Aahhh!
[strained grunts]
Time out.
While you digest that, I
need to go to the girl's room!
That was sweet.
I can't remember the last
time I played that well!
You rocked!
She got lucky.
Luck had nothing
to do with it,
classless-sandra!
I beat you fair and square!
[screams]
[gasp]
Someone's been in my locker!
Oh no!
My necklace is gone!
What's going on here?
Give it back before I
turn you into a toad!
Innocent until proven guilty.
Cassandra!
But...
Maritza stole my necklace...
You know this for sure?
Well, I didn't
actually see her do it...
but she told me that she
was going to rip it off!
Right, girls?
Uh-huh.
Her exact words.
And she went to the bathroom
for a really long time!
Yeah, that's right!
I saw her in there, standing
by Cassandra's locker,
just staring at it.
But I didn't take it!
Honest!
Grab your things.
We're going to the principal's
office to sort this out.
[baby creature sounds]
The principal
didn't believe me.
My parents have to
come in for a meeting.
I didn't take
Cassandra's necklace,
but no one believes me.
I believe you.
We'll figure this out.
I hope so.
You know what's so horrible
about this whole thing?
I actually thought
about taking it!
But I didn't.
What happened to
Maritza really bites hard.
Wish I could do
something to help.
It's just not fair.
[strained grunts]
What's this?
Hey, that's my watch...
Oh no!
Baby D!
That's not yours...
it's stealing...
and stealing's not right...
Who am I to tell you that?
I stole you from your home...
even if I thought I was just
taking a pretty rock no one
would miss.
[howling]
I have to get you back home,
and then get this necklace
back into Cassandra's locker
before Maritza gets in any
more trouble.
Ah-ha!
I knew you were
up to something.
Cut me in on the action, or
I'm telling Hilda and Zelda.
There is no action...
I'm just trying to...
Can it!
You're making me ill.
What's with the dragon?
It's not a pretty story...
Hurry up Salem, we need a
spell to send him back!
I think I got it!
The Netherworld his home
for a little gold digger,
so get thee hence before the
little turns into the bigger!
[cooing]
Oh, man, I'm in it deep!
Baby D, stop.
Stealing is bad.
I'll say it is.
Okay, okay!
Later all right?
He has the necklace.
If I don't return it, my
friend will be blamed for
stealing it!
Ye got bigger problems
than that, wee witch.
That baby's mum has
come looking for him.
Time for this
at-cay to am-scray.
Dragons are crafty
creatures of habit.
They revisit their
hunting grounds.
He took the necklace from the
locker room at the high school.
Then that's where we start.
There's Maritza.
Come on.
We need be setting
a trap, wee witch.
They be glass, but
to a wee dragon,
it's the shine that counts.
[curious sounds]
When he comes
around the corner,
ye nab him.
Got it.
Ugh!
He's getting away!
He'll wait it
out and try again.
But we don't have time.
No, we have something better.
Oh, no.
I be fearing that.
He's got the diamond eye.
Diamond eye?
Well, it should be glass eye,
them being glass jewels and
all, but it
don't sound as good.
The dragon be
blinded by the jewels.
He can't see the cookies.
We'll see about that.
That he be seeing!
Good work, wee witch.
Toss it to him.
[squawking]
[strained grunts]
Aaahhh!
Grab that little scamp.
[squawking]
Give him a jewel.
[happy sounds]
Good work, wee witch.
Now give him a
bit of the cookie.
It'll calm him down.
[tired sounds]
[snoring]
We did it.
Aye, we did.
Now, let's get him back to
where he came from before any
more trouble can be caused.
Wait.
I have to set
things right here.
I'll put this back
where Baby D found it.
I hope we're not too late.
[roaring]
Aaahhh!
I am so sorry...
I took your baby.
I didn't know it at the time,
but it was wrong just the same.
I didn't mean to.
I thought that your egg
was just a cool rock...
I didn't think that taking
something that small could do
so much damage...
[cooing]
It be time to go home.
Let this be a lesson
to ye, wee witch...
never take anything from
the Netherworld again.
Yeah, I blew it.
Now I know why Ms.
Magrooney kept
making us repeat those rules.
It's here!
My necklace was under a towel!
Maybe you didn't
steal it after all.
Maybe.
That's it?
You're not going to
say you're sorry?
For what?
I didn't steal her necklace.
And I didn't steal yours.
It was right there in your
locker the whole time you were
accusing me.
Ha.
You probably just snuck back
in here and put it back so you
wouldn't get into trouble.
Is it possible that you just
didn't see it, Cassandra?
Well...
anything's possible.
Right.
So maybe you should apologize
to Maritza just in case.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry for accusing you of
stealing my necklace when it's
possible you didn't.
Is that okay?
You should ask Maritza.
Thanks, Cassandra.
I guess.
But don't ever
try it again...
When will you ever learn!
Cassandra?
Never!
Chocolate chip cookies, anyone?