Sabrina's Secret Life (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 10 - Teacher's Pet - full transcript
Sabrina is shocked when Salem shows up at the witches' academy one day, and tries to hide him from the faculty. Salem puts up a fight, and finally reveals to Sabrina that he's the instructor in a class on the History of Warlocks. At first, Sabrina's pretty smug about the whole thing. She thinks she'll ace the course easily, since Salem's teaching it. Because of this, she doesn't do the work, talks back to him in class, etc. To her shock, Salem starts to be stricter with her than with anyone else. Not only that, but she thinks he's favoring Cassandra, of all people. Salem and Sabrina have a huge argument, and he leaves home, going to live in the Old Warlocks' Home, located deep in the wilds of the Grey Area. She goes after him, and after a scary adventure in the wild region, finds Salem and apologizes, promising to treat him with the respect due a teacher. Salem returns, and Sabrina aces her final exam in his class, mainly due to her experiences at the Old Warlocks' Home.
♪Who's making
magic, making magic,
making magic♪
♪Who's making
magic, making magic,
making magic♪
♪What's going on here,
something's not right♪
♪Who's making magic now every
night♪
♪Witch Training lessons
till the mornin' light♪
♪Living Sabrina's Secret Life.
♪Who's making magic
♪Who's making magic
♪Who's making magic
♪Sabrina's Secret Life!
♪Witch training lessons now
every night♪
♪Sabrina's Secret Life!
Salem!
Wake up!
Hurry!
This had better be a
matter of life or death.
Of course it is!
Which dress do I wear --
the red one or the blue one?
And if you pick the
wrong one, you'll die?
No, silly!
I just need to look my best.
Why?
You never did before.
Well today I need to.
There's a new teacher for
the History of Warlocks class,
and he's supposed
to be a real hunk.
Oh, really!
Then you must look your best
for your new hunky teacher!
Now for the most
important meal of the day!
All the research shows you do
better in class after a good
breakfast!
My research says never eat
anything bigger than you are.
Oh, no!
Class is starting and I'm
not done with my make-up.
Aww you're getting pretty for
your new witch school teacher.
Why not wait until
after your normal classes.
Harvey: 'Brina?
Harvey?!
Aahhh!
You wanna do
something today after school?
Uh, yeah, Harvey!
Sounds great.
You comin' to class?
Uh, yeah, Be right there!
Great. I'll save you a seat.
Sorry, Salem.
Don't mention it.
Please let this
new teacher like me.
Well, well -- look
who decided to show up.
You're late.
I may be late, but I
beat the teacher here.
That's because I was avoidably
detained by a locker.
Hmmm.
Salem?!
You're teaching the
History of Warlocks class?!
Who else?
When you've got nine lives
you see a lot of history.
Now I'll just pass
out your textbooks.
You said the new teacher was
supposed to be a real hunk!
I said he was a "real animal."
Take your seats.
We've got a lot of
Warlock History to cover.
This class'll be difficult,
but I think you'll find it
very rewarding.
My own humble research has
traced the first recorded
instance of warlockery
to Nunk the Neanderthal.
Now of course whether Nunk
was a true warlock or just a
gifted amateur is
open to debate.
My personal opinion is...
I either need a smaller
textbook or a bigger backpack.
Unh, hi, Sabrina.
Oh, uh, hi, Harvey.
I, uh, well, you wanna, I mean
I was gonna see if you wanted
to catch a movie this
afternoon -- but gee,
looks like you've
got a ton of homework.
Literally.
There!
Who needs it?!
I'd love to go the movies
with you, Harvey.
Uh, but what
about your homework?
No problem.
I've got one class where I'm
pretty sure the teacher will
cut me some slack.
Following the Coven Convention
of Constantinople in 786,
the Standard Book
of Incantations was,
well, standardized.
Basic incantations -- for
example turning your enemies
into frogs -- have
remained unchanged.
But can anyone tell me who
re-cast the levitation spell?
Leo the Lightweight in 1036 --
just before the first warlock
flight to the moon!
Very good, Cassandra.
Maybe you should try
answering a few questions,
Sabrina.
Sure -- as soon as you
ask me where to get the
best burger in town.
Sabrina, how do you
ever expect to become a
full-fledged witch if you
don't know your magical roots!
If I need to know something,
I always just ask you.
All this ancient history
mumbo-jumbo just isn't
relevant anymore.
We'll see how "relevant" it is
when Hilda and Zelda see your
report card.
Oh, come on, Salem.
You're not really
going to be hard on me.
I'm family.
All right class,
that's it for today.
For tomorrow's homework, I
want you to read the next two
chapters in your textbook.
That's not so bad.
Two whole chapters?!
You can stop
brown-nosing now, Cassandra.
I'm not the teacher.
I'm not brown-nosing.
This stuff really is cool.
Really?
Of course, it could be that
Warlock history is more fun
for me because all of the
great Warlocks in history were
my relatives.
My eyes won't focus anymore.
Maybe you need glasses.
What I need is a
better class of friend.
What in the world do you mean?
Look.
If you were
someone's friend, right?
Right.
And you found yourself teaching
that friend in a class,
But I'm too young to teach.
If you were old enough.
Hmm, okay, if I
was old enough.
So you were
teaching that friend,
and that friend was
having kind of a bad day.
What kind of bad day?
The regular kind of bad day!
The kind kids have at school.
Okay, okay, the
regular kind of bad day.
And you were the teacher.
Wouldn't you cut
that friend some slack?
What kind of slack?
School kind of slack!
Grades!
Wouldn't you go
easy on her grades?!
I don't know.
It depends on how
bad she messed up.
What a day!
It's good to be home!
I need a little veg time.
In the news tonight --
you've got homework!
Give me a break!
Sorry, Sabrina, but goofing
off has been preempted!
Great -- a hundred and
fifty-seven channels and
nothing to watch.
Why don't you
read a good book?
Like your textbook.
We've only had two days of
class and you're already two
days behind.
It's not like you're
gonna flunk me or anything.
I wouldn't be so sure
about that if I were you.
Yeah, right -- like you're
really gonna bite the hand
that feeds you kibble.
Just quit stalling and get
up to your room and hit the
books.
What good is having your pet
for a teacher if you can't be
the teacher's pet?
I'm not your pet!
I just live here!
History.
Yuck.
But if Salem's gonna
be catty about it,
I guess I better study.
(phone rings)
Hmmm. Hello?
'Brina, it's me, Maritza.
I just heard you had a
movie date with Harvey.
Tell me everything!
Well, I don't know...
Maritza: Did you hold hands?
Sabrina: No, but I
touched his hand
when we were sharing popcorn.
Maritza: Oh, that is sooo cool!
Salem: All right, class.
Clear your desks
for a pop quiz.
If you read your assignments,
you shouldn't have
any problem.
Uh oh.
You have ten minutes.
Now begin.
Time's up.
Already?
NOW, Sabrina!
Loser.
Suck up.
I've finished
grading your quizzes.
A-plus, Cassandra.
Very good work.
You do me proud.
And that doesn't
stand for fantastic.
Uhh!
Sabrina, I'm
afraid we need to talk.
I'm going to give
you one more chance,
Sabrina, to prove that you're
serious about this class.
I want you to outline the
next chapter in the textbook.
The whole chapter?!
At least then,
maybe you'll read it.
Hey!
I can't believe Salem
is doing this to me!
It's not fair, Salem!
You don't make
Cassandra do any extra work!
Extra work?!
You haven't done any work!
Gee, Salem, when I found
out you were my new teacher,
I thought we'd
have lots of fun.
But now you're treating
Cassandra of all people like
she's your favorite!
Normally I'd rather have a
bad case of fleas than have
anything to do with Cassandra,
but I'm her teacher.
She pays attention in
class and does her homework.
I'd treat you the same way
if you were doing as well in
class.
Wow, that's something to look
forward to - you'd treat me
just like Cassandra!
I'm going to my room
-- to do my homework!
Maybe I'm being
too hard on her.
But Sabrina can be a
great witch if she tries.
I just want her
to be her best.
Maybe that's what I
should've told her.
Let's see -- Chapter Four.
In 1129, there occurred the
famous confrontation between
Wildebard of Weisenheimer and
the Black Hound of Bavaria.
Now there's a yawn for you.
(phone rings)
Hello?
Oh, hi, Maritza.
Drop whatever
you're doing, Sabrina.
The whole gang's
going down to the mall!
The mall?
Gee, I'd love to go.
But I've got a
lot of homework.
That's my 'Brina!
Harvey's going to be there.
I'll be there in ten minutes!
Huh?
I really wanted Sabrina
to do well in this class.
Maybe she'd be better off
with a different teacher.
I know just the right
outfit to impress Harvey!
All right, mall
-- here I come!
No, I can't let
Salem down again.
He didn't have to
give me another chance.
But he did.
Hi, Maritza.
Look -- I'm sorry, but I
really can't go to the mall.
I really gotta study tonight.
Nice to see you decided
to show up for class.
I had to stay up late, but go
ahead -- ask me anything you
want about Wildebard of
Weisenheimer and how he
defeated the Black
Hound of Bavaria in 1129.
I can even spell Weisenheimer!
Aunt Enchantra?!
Where's Salem?
Because of
problems with the class,
Salem has resigned as your
teacher and has gone to the
Warlocks Retirement
Home in the Netherworld.
And while I look
for a new teacher,
your homework
continues -- doubled.
Now run along and
report to the library.
I can't believe Salem retired.
Well maybe if you hadn't
goofed off in class all the
time, Who would've thought
that fur-ball would actually
be a good teacher?!
I hate to admit it, but --
-- maybe Cassandra's right.
I guess I tried to
take advantage of Salem.
I let him down.
Well, there's only one thing
to do about it -- go to the
Netherworld and get
Salem to come back!
There's so many.
I don't know
which path to take.
Well, that would depend
on where you want to go,
wouldn't it?
Please.
I need to get to the
Warlocks Retirement Home.
You can go this way
or you can go that way.
What's the fastest
way to get there?!
Hmm, don't know
but you could try,
that way.
Thanks.
Gotta run!
Hmmm. I wonder if I
should've told her
that path goes through
the Grey Area?
Hmph oh, well, she
should've asked.
So, old-timer -- what do
you do for fun around here?
Well, today's Wednesday --
that means green gelatin for
dessert.
I can barely
contain my excitement.
Hey!
Watch where you
drive that thing!
Eh?
You say something, sonny?
Gee, I hope that sign knew
what he was talking about.
I don't like the
looks of this place.
Who's there?!
I had to ask.
I know who you are.
You're the Black
Hound of Bavaria!
I read about you
in my textbook!
Oh!
I'm just passing
through -- really.
I gotta turn in my homework.
Oh, great.
The dog ate my homework.
Nice doggie!
Fetch boy!
Why couldn't I have stumbled
across the Catatonic Canary of
Kahartoum?
I just need a little
time to get out of here.
I got it!
"For my laspes to atone, toss
this mutt a monster bone."
Salem! Help!
Wha?
Salem, you gotta do something!
It's the Black
Hound of Bavaria!
I'm a cat -- or
have you forgotten?
Cat magic doesn't work very
well against a magical dog.
It's a species thing.
Say -- aren't you
Wildebard of Weisenheimer?
There's a picture of
you in my textbook.
Of course your
beard was shorter then.
Hard to find a good
barber since the Black Plague.
Can't you do something?!
You're the one who sent the
Hound to the Grey Area in the
first place!
I'm retired.
You youngsters handle it.
I'm a thousand years old.
Can't do everything.
Too much
excitement around here.
Maybe I'll take a
nap before lunch.
I guess this means no green
gelatin for dessert today.
Lime or kiwi?!
Who cares?!!
Whoooaaa!
Wildebard used jellied eye of
newt in his spell when he beat
the Hound in 1129!
And your point is?!
You can substitute lime
gelatin for eye of newt!
It was in one of
the footnotes!
You read the footnotes?!
They were kinda cool.
This way to the cafeteria!
Hurry, Salem!
Kiwi!
Kiwi!
Kiwi!
Lime!
Got it!
What are you doing?!
It's not lunch time yet!
And no cats on the buffet!
Ahhh!
You were saying?
Never mind.
Hope I can remember the
spell without my outline.
Well, here goes,
Wiggle, jiggle,
swing and sway.
Grow and glow
and take him away!
I'm sorry I thought I could
just coast through your class,
Salem.
I know you really did have
to treat me like any other
student.
And now that I've actually
studied the History of
Warlocks, well, you know
it's kinda fun -- and useful.
So won't you come back
and teach the class.
Please.
I mean -- even Cassandra
thinks you're a great teacher.
And give up all this?!
In a heartbeat.
Oh Salem!
I love you!
I don't think I'm
ready to retire after all.
I thought you said
Salem was coming back.
That's what he told me.
If he doesn't, I'm not
eating that mackerel.
Sorry, I'm late, class.
But I had to go get a homework
assignment that had been
misplaced.
My outline!
A-plus.
Now -- who can tell me about
the main amendments to the
Witches By-Laws passed by the
Coven Congress of Carpathia
in 1488?
Oh! Me! Me! Pick me!
That's my Sabrina.
magic, making magic,
making magic♪
♪Who's making
magic, making magic,
making magic♪
♪What's going on here,
something's not right♪
♪Who's making magic now every
night♪
♪Witch Training lessons
till the mornin' light♪
♪Living Sabrina's Secret Life.
♪Who's making magic
♪Who's making magic
♪Who's making magic
♪Sabrina's Secret Life!
♪Witch training lessons now
every night♪
♪Sabrina's Secret Life!
Salem!
Wake up!
Hurry!
This had better be a
matter of life or death.
Of course it is!
Which dress do I wear --
the red one or the blue one?
And if you pick the
wrong one, you'll die?
No, silly!
I just need to look my best.
Why?
You never did before.
Well today I need to.
There's a new teacher for
the History of Warlocks class,
and he's supposed
to be a real hunk.
Oh, really!
Then you must look your best
for your new hunky teacher!
Now for the most
important meal of the day!
All the research shows you do
better in class after a good
breakfast!
My research says never eat
anything bigger than you are.
Oh, no!
Class is starting and I'm
not done with my make-up.
Aww you're getting pretty for
your new witch school teacher.
Why not wait until
after your normal classes.
Harvey: 'Brina?
Harvey?!
Aahhh!
You wanna do
something today after school?
Uh, yeah, Harvey!
Sounds great.
You comin' to class?
Uh, yeah, Be right there!
Great. I'll save you a seat.
Sorry, Salem.
Don't mention it.
Please let this
new teacher like me.
Well, well -- look
who decided to show up.
You're late.
I may be late, but I
beat the teacher here.
That's because I was avoidably
detained by a locker.
Hmmm.
Salem?!
You're teaching the
History of Warlocks class?!
Who else?
When you've got nine lives
you see a lot of history.
Now I'll just pass
out your textbooks.
You said the new teacher was
supposed to be a real hunk!
I said he was a "real animal."
Take your seats.
We've got a lot of
Warlock History to cover.
This class'll be difficult,
but I think you'll find it
very rewarding.
My own humble research has
traced the first recorded
instance of warlockery
to Nunk the Neanderthal.
Now of course whether Nunk
was a true warlock or just a
gifted amateur is
open to debate.
My personal opinion is...
I either need a smaller
textbook or a bigger backpack.
Unh, hi, Sabrina.
Oh, uh, hi, Harvey.
I, uh, well, you wanna, I mean
I was gonna see if you wanted
to catch a movie this
afternoon -- but gee,
looks like you've
got a ton of homework.
Literally.
There!
Who needs it?!
I'd love to go the movies
with you, Harvey.
Uh, but what
about your homework?
No problem.
I've got one class where I'm
pretty sure the teacher will
cut me some slack.
Following the Coven Convention
of Constantinople in 786,
the Standard Book
of Incantations was,
well, standardized.
Basic incantations -- for
example turning your enemies
into frogs -- have
remained unchanged.
But can anyone tell me who
re-cast the levitation spell?
Leo the Lightweight in 1036 --
just before the first warlock
flight to the moon!
Very good, Cassandra.
Maybe you should try
answering a few questions,
Sabrina.
Sure -- as soon as you
ask me where to get the
best burger in town.
Sabrina, how do you
ever expect to become a
full-fledged witch if you
don't know your magical roots!
If I need to know something,
I always just ask you.
All this ancient history
mumbo-jumbo just isn't
relevant anymore.
We'll see how "relevant" it is
when Hilda and Zelda see your
report card.
Oh, come on, Salem.
You're not really
going to be hard on me.
I'm family.
All right class,
that's it for today.
For tomorrow's homework, I
want you to read the next two
chapters in your textbook.
That's not so bad.
Two whole chapters?!
You can stop
brown-nosing now, Cassandra.
I'm not the teacher.
I'm not brown-nosing.
This stuff really is cool.
Really?
Of course, it could be that
Warlock history is more fun
for me because all of the
great Warlocks in history were
my relatives.
My eyes won't focus anymore.
Maybe you need glasses.
What I need is a
better class of friend.
What in the world do you mean?
Look.
If you were
someone's friend, right?
Right.
And you found yourself teaching
that friend in a class,
But I'm too young to teach.
If you were old enough.
Hmm, okay, if I
was old enough.
So you were
teaching that friend,
and that friend was
having kind of a bad day.
What kind of bad day?
The regular kind of bad day!
The kind kids have at school.
Okay, okay, the
regular kind of bad day.
And you were the teacher.
Wouldn't you cut
that friend some slack?
What kind of slack?
School kind of slack!
Grades!
Wouldn't you go
easy on her grades?!
I don't know.
It depends on how
bad she messed up.
What a day!
It's good to be home!
I need a little veg time.
In the news tonight --
you've got homework!
Give me a break!
Sorry, Sabrina, but goofing
off has been preempted!
Great -- a hundred and
fifty-seven channels and
nothing to watch.
Why don't you
read a good book?
Like your textbook.
We've only had two days of
class and you're already two
days behind.
It's not like you're
gonna flunk me or anything.
I wouldn't be so sure
about that if I were you.
Yeah, right -- like you're
really gonna bite the hand
that feeds you kibble.
Just quit stalling and get
up to your room and hit the
books.
What good is having your pet
for a teacher if you can't be
the teacher's pet?
I'm not your pet!
I just live here!
History.
Yuck.
But if Salem's gonna
be catty about it,
I guess I better study.
(phone rings)
Hmmm. Hello?
'Brina, it's me, Maritza.
I just heard you had a
movie date with Harvey.
Tell me everything!
Well, I don't know...
Maritza: Did you hold hands?
Sabrina: No, but I
touched his hand
when we were sharing popcorn.
Maritza: Oh, that is sooo cool!
Salem: All right, class.
Clear your desks
for a pop quiz.
If you read your assignments,
you shouldn't have
any problem.
Uh oh.
You have ten minutes.
Now begin.
Time's up.
Already?
NOW, Sabrina!
Loser.
Suck up.
I've finished
grading your quizzes.
A-plus, Cassandra.
Very good work.
You do me proud.
And that doesn't
stand for fantastic.
Uhh!
Sabrina, I'm
afraid we need to talk.
I'm going to give
you one more chance,
Sabrina, to prove that you're
serious about this class.
I want you to outline the
next chapter in the textbook.
The whole chapter?!
At least then,
maybe you'll read it.
Hey!
I can't believe Salem
is doing this to me!
It's not fair, Salem!
You don't make
Cassandra do any extra work!
Extra work?!
You haven't done any work!
Gee, Salem, when I found
out you were my new teacher,
I thought we'd
have lots of fun.
But now you're treating
Cassandra of all people like
she's your favorite!
Normally I'd rather have a
bad case of fleas than have
anything to do with Cassandra,
but I'm her teacher.
She pays attention in
class and does her homework.
I'd treat you the same way
if you were doing as well in
class.
Wow, that's something to look
forward to - you'd treat me
just like Cassandra!
I'm going to my room
-- to do my homework!
Maybe I'm being
too hard on her.
But Sabrina can be a
great witch if she tries.
I just want her
to be her best.
Maybe that's what I
should've told her.
Let's see -- Chapter Four.
In 1129, there occurred the
famous confrontation between
Wildebard of Weisenheimer and
the Black Hound of Bavaria.
Now there's a yawn for you.
(phone rings)
Hello?
Oh, hi, Maritza.
Drop whatever
you're doing, Sabrina.
The whole gang's
going down to the mall!
The mall?
Gee, I'd love to go.
But I've got a
lot of homework.
That's my 'Brina!
Harvey's going to be there.
I'll be there in ten minutes!
Huh?
I really wanted Sabrina
to do well in this class.
Maybe she'd be better off
with a different teacher.
I know just the right
outfit to impress Harvey!
All right, mall
-- here I come!
No, I can't let
Salem down again.
He didn't have to
give me another chance.
But he did.
Hi, Maritza.
Look -- I'm sorry, but I
really can't go to the mall.
I really gotta study tonight.
Nice to see you decided
to show up for class.
I had to stay up late, but go
ahead -- ask me anything you
want about Wildebard of
Weisenheimer and how he
defeated the Black
Hound of Bavaria in 1129.
I can even spell Weisenheimer!
Aunt Enchantra?!
Where's Salem?
Because of
problems with the class,
Salem has resigned as your
teacher and has gone to the
Warlocks Retirement
Home in the Netherworld.
And while I look
for a new teacher,
your homework
continues -- doubled.
Now run along and
report to the library.
I can't believe Salem retired.
Well maybe if you hadn't
goofed off in class all the
time, Who would've thought
that fur-ball would actually
be a good teacher?!
I hate to admit it, but --
-- maybe Cassandra's right.
I guess I tried to
take advantage of Salem.
I let him down.
Well, there's only one thing
to do about it -- go to the
Netherworld and get
Salem to come back!
There's so many.
I don't know
which path to take.
Well, that would depend
on where you want to go,
wouldn't it?
Please.
I need to get to the
Warlocks Retirement Home.
You can go this way
or you can go that way.
What's the fastest
way to get there?!
Hmm, don't know
but you could try,
that way.
Thanks.
Gotta run!
Hmmm. I wonder if I
should've told her
that path goes through
the Grey Area?
Hmph oh, well, she
should've asked.
So, old-timer -- what do
you do for fun around here?
Well, today's Wednesday --
that means green gelatin for
dessert.
I can barely
contain my excitement.
Hey!
Watch where you
drive that thing!
Eh?
You say something, sonny?
Gee, I hope that sign knew
what he was talking about.
I don't like the
looks of this place.
Who's there?!
I had to ask.
I know who you are.
You're the Black
Hound of Bavaria!
I read about you
in my textbook!
Oh!
I'm just passing
through -- really.
I gotta turn in my homework.
Oh, great.
The dog ate my homework.
Nice doggie!
Fetch boy!
Why couldn't I have stumbled
across the Catatonic Canary of
Kahartoum?
I just need a little
time to get out of here.
I got it!
"For my laspes to atone, toss
this mutt a monster bone."
Salem! Help!
Wha?
Salem, you gotta do something!
It's the Black
Hound of Bavaria!
I'm a cat -- or
have you forgotten?
Cat magic doesn't work very
well against a magical dog.
It's a species thing.
Say -- aren't you
Wildebard of Weisenheimer?
There's a picture of
you in my textbook.
Of course your
beard was shorter then.
Hard to find a good
barber since the Black Plague.
Can't you do something?!
You're the one who sent the
Hound to the Grey Area in the
first place!
I'm retired.
You youngsters handle it.
I'm a thousand years old.
Can't do everything.
Too much
excitement around here.
Maybe I'll take a
nap before lunch.
I guess this means no green
gelatin for dessert today.
Lime or kiwi?!
Who cares?!!
Whoooaaa!
Wildebard used jellied eye of
newt in his spell when he beat
the Hound in 1129!
And your point is?!
You can substitute lime
gelatin for eye of newt!
It was in one of
the footnotes!
You read the footnotes?!
They were kinda cool.
This way to the cafeteria!
Hurry, Salem!
Kiwi!
Kiwi!
Kiwi!
Lime!
Got it!
What are you doing?!
It's not lunch time yet!
And no cats on the buffet!
Ahhh!
You were saying?
Never mind.
Hope I can remember the
spell without my outline.
Well, here goes,
Wiggle, jiggle,
swing and sway.
Grow and glow
and take him away!
I'm sorry I thought I could
just coast through your class,
Salem.
I know you really did have
to treat me like any other
student.
And now that I've actually
studied the History of
Warlocks, well, you know
it's kinda fun -- and useful.
So won't you come back
and teach the class.
Please.
I mean -- even Cassandra
thinks you're a great teacher.
And give up all this?!
In a heartbeat.
Oh Salem!
I love you!
I don't think I'm
ready to retire after all.
I thought you said
Salem was coming back.
That's what he told me.
If he doesn't, I'm not
eating that mackerel.
Sorry, I'm late, class.
But I had to go get a homework
assignment that had been
misplaced.
My outline!
A-plus.
Now -- who can tell me about
the main amendments to the
Witches By-Laws passed by the
Coven Congress of Carpathia
in 1488?
Oh! Me! Me! Pick me!
That's my Sabrina.