Renegade (1992–1997): Season 4, Episode 2 - Honeymoon in Mexico - full transcript

HOW LONG YOU GOING
TO MAKE ME SIT HERE?

AW, QUIT COMPLAINING.

PEOPLE IN BEVERLY HILLS
PAY 200 BUCKS

FOR THE MUD BATH YOU GOT.

YOU KNOW I DIDN'T
COMMIT THAT CRIME.

THAT'S WHY YOU BOLTED
WHEN YOU SAW ME COMING.

YOU STARTLED ME.

YOU WERE TRYING TO HOT-WIRE

THAT JOHN DEERE OVER THERE.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

BOBBY SIXKILLER,
MEET MAXIE MacDONALD.



WANTED: GRAND THEFT
FARM EQUIPMENT.

FALSELY ACCUSED.

HE RAN AND I WAS
DUMB ENOUGH TO CHASE HIM.

HEY! HEY! HEY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING
INTO MY SISTER'S CAR

STINKY AND DIRTY, THINK AGAIN.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH. HIT ME, WILL YOU?

I'VE BEEN THINKING
VACATION IS WHAT WE NEED.

REALLY?

I COULD FIND TIME
TO GET AWAY.

HEY!

WHAT'D YOU HAVE IN MIND?



WE UNPLUG THE FAX,
DISCONNECT THE PHONES.

WE DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT A CASE FOR TEN DAYS.

SOUNDS TOO GOOD.
WHERE?

♪ MEXICO. ♪

THE LEFT COAST, A LITTLE PLACE
NEAR PUERTO VALLARTA.

IT'S QUIET, OUT OF THE WAY.

THEY'VE GOT
FIRST-CLASS AMENITIES.

I LIKE MEXICO.

THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.

HEY!

WHO IS SPRINGING FOR THIS?

HEY, MY FRIEND, MY PARTNER,
I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY

WHO DESERVES TIME OFF
MORE THAN YOU.

WE GO DOWN THERE.
WE STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.

WE TAKE IN A LITTLE SUN.
WE BROIL SOME LOBSTER.

BEST OF ALL, WE MEET NEW PEOPLE
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

I'M IN.

HEY.

HA! HA!

HE WAS A COP
AND GOOD AT HIS JOB

BUT HE COMMITTED
THE ULTIMATE SIN

AND TESTIFIED AGAINST
OTHER COPS GONE BAD--

COPS THAT TRIED TO KILL HIM

BUT GOT THE WOMAN
HE LOVED INSTEAD.

FRAMED FOR MURDER,
NOW HE PROWLS THE BADLANDS

AN OUTLAW HUNTING OUTLAWS

A BOUNTY HUNTER

A RENEGADE.

( playing Mariachi music )

YOU SURE I CAN'T CARRY
THAT BAG?

I GOT IT.

WHY DON'T YOU RUN
BY THE HOTEL AND CHECK US IN

AND THEN I'LL SWING
BY THE HARBOR

AND SEE ABOUT THE BOAT.

OKAY, BUT DON'T
TAKE TOO LONG

'CAUSE I'M DYING
FOR A MARGUERITA.

OH, YEAH.
I'M JUST DYING FOR YOU.

HOW ARE YOU?

WELL, IT'S NICE
TO SEE YOU TWO

IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD

ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE NIGHT
YOU HAD AT THE TABLES.

I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL
IT GAMBLING, MR. MOSELEY.

YOU'LL DO BETTER
ON THE WAY BACK TO L.A.

OH, I'M AFRAID
WE WON'T BE SAILING BACK.

OH, WHY NOT?

I HAVE TO WORK ON
THE WAY BACK HOME.

DAVID'S PHOTOGRAPHING
THE GRAY WHALE MIGRATION

FOR ECOLOGY TODAY.

HE MIGHT EVEN GET THE COVER.

WELL, YOU KIDS ARE DUE
FOR SOME LUCK.

VAYA CON DIOS.

BYE.
THANKS.

( laughing )

WE GOT A PROBLEM, MO.

TALK TO ME.

WE'VE BEEN HIT.

HOW MUCH?

HALF A MILLION.

THAT'S THE ENTIRE DROP
FOR THE WHOLE CRUISE.

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT IF YOU DRILLED THE SAFE.

BYE-BYE.

COME ON.

HEY, QUE PASO, AMIGO?

IT'S ALL YOURS, MAN.

AH... HE BEAT ME.

( whistling )

( clearing throat )

DO YOU MIND
EXPLAINING TO ME

HOW YOU GOT HERE
BEFORE I DID?

NO DELAY AT THE BORDER.

YOU'RE PROBABLY
THE ONLY GUY THAT I KNOW

IN ALL OF NORTH AMERICA

THAT ACTUALLY SNEAKS
INTO MEXICO.

BUT, PAL,
LOOK AT THIS PLACE, HUH?

I COULD SPEND
A FEW YEARS HERE.

HELLO, MR. SIXKILLER.

WELCOME BACK TO CASA GRANDE.

"WELCOME BACK"?

UH, I BELIEVE I HAVE A
RESERVATION FOR TWO ROOMS.

WILL MRS. SIXKILLER
BEING JOINING YOU TODAY?

"MRS. SIXKILLER."

( laughing )

NO, SHE COULDN'T GET AWAY.

I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.

YOUR USUAL ROOM?

A COUPLE OF TIMES.

I'M NOT SAYING A WORD.

MY USUAL ROOM WILL BE FINE

AND THE GARDEN VIEW
FOR MY FRIEND HERE.

SURE.

( clearing throat )

COULD YOU MAKE THAT A
PARTIAL OCEAN VIEW, PLEASE?

SURE.

( laughing )

GO AHEAD AND GIVE HIM A
FULL OCEAN FRONT CABANA

WITH A JACUZZI
RIGHT NEXT TO MINE.

NO PROBLEM.

YOU PAY THE INCIDENTALS?

HERE YOU GO.

ENJOY.

THANK YOU.

HOLA.

MANUEL?

¿ESTAS AQUI?

COME ON, MANUEL,
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

WE GOT TO GET GOING.

THIS IS GREAT. COME ON.

Woman:
AND YOU'RE SURE
HE HASN'T CHECKED IN?

YES, MISS BOWMAN

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THE ONLY ONE
ON DUTY THIS MORNING.

WELL, PLEASE, I'M IN ROOM 401.

WILL YOU HAVE HIM CALL ME
THE MOMENT HE COMES IN?

SURE. I PROMISE.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?

SPECTACULAR.

AREN'T YOU GOING TO
ASK ME TO JOIN YOU?

PLEASE.

SO, ARE YOU HERE ALONE?

WELL, YEAH, UM...

IF-IF YOU DON'T COUNT MY BUDDY.

ME TOO.

ALONE WITH A FRIEND.

MY ROOMMATE SEATTLE.

FROM SEATTLE.

I'M SORRY.

THIS WAS A MISTAKE.

DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?

NO, NO.

YOU'RE PERFECTLY NICE.

I CAN TELL.

THANKS.

I'VE VINCE, VINCE BLACK.

NIKKI, NIKKI MANTLE.

YOU'RE KIDDING?

NO. THE WEIRD THING IS

MY FATHER DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW BASEBALL.

HE HAD NEVER HEARD
OF MICKEY MANTLE

UNTIL MY NAME WAS ALREADY
ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

I CAN SEE YOU'RE NOT
WASTING ANY TIME, SIR.

WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

BOBBY SIXKILLER,
NIKKI MANTLE.

"NIKKI MANTLE"?

( giggling )

WELL, UH...

I ASSUME YOU TWO KNOW
EACH OTHER FROM BEFORE.

NO. WE JUST MET.

I HATE THIS.

NIKKI'S FROM SEATTLE.

SHE HAS A ROOMMATE.

GREAT.

HER NAME'S PROBABLY DORIS,
AND SHE'S A LIBRARIAN.

ACTUALLY, HER NAME'S AGNES.
SHE'S A C.P.A.

AND I'M LATE
FOR MEETING HER.

SO MAYBE WE'LL JUST SEE
YOU GUYS LATER IN THE BAR?

I HOPE SO.

OKAY.

TYPICAL.

YOU GET THE FLAMINGOS,
AND I GET THE OWLS.

HEY! THAT'S MY BAG!

WELL, HERE WE GO AGAIN.

( grunting )

GIVE IT UP, MAN.

GOOD DAY AT THE
BEACH, HUH, JOSE?

LET'S GO.

( ringing )

The cellular customer
you are trying to reach

is away from the phone.

THERE'S NO WAY, RENO,
I'M TELLING YOU.

CAN'T YOU EVER
BE OPTIMISTIC?

NOPE. MURPHY'S LAW
ABOUT BLIND DATES--

"ATTRACTIVE WOMEN
NEVER TRAVEL IN PAIRS.

THE ROOMMATE IS
ALWAYS SUBSTANDARD."

OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE.

ARE YOU THE MEN WHO CAUGHT
THAT PURSE SNATCHER

ON THE BEACH?

NO.

YES, I AM.

I'M SORRY.

I KNOW THIS
IS AN AWFUL INTRUSION.

WE'RE SORRY,
BECAUSE WE CAN'T HELP YOU.

WE'RE ON VACATION

HAVING A
GOOD TIME.

YOU TWO AREN'T POLICEMEN?

NO.

I'M NOT GETTING
INVOLVED.

I'M UP NOW,
AND I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.

YOU'LL HAVE TO FORGIVE
MY PARTNER

HIS MANNERS ARE
ON VACATION TOO.

I'M GOING TO MAKE
A DINNER RESERVATION

AND I EXPECT
TO SEE YOU THERE
IN FIVE MINUTES.

BY THE WAY YOU HANDLED
THAT MAN ON THE BEACH

I WOULD HAVE SWORN THAT YOU
WERE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT.

WELL, NOT ANYMORE.

I'M RETIRED.

OH. OH, THANK GOD.

YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.

SOMETHING AWFUL
HAS HAPPENED.

SLOW DOWN.

I'M ON MY HONEYMOON AND, UM...

MY HUSBAND'S... DISAPPEARED.

HE WENT TO CHECK
ON THE BOAT

AND HASN'T COME BACK.

HAVE YOU TALKED
TO THE LOCAL POLICE?

YES, I DID.

I HAD SOME TROUBLE COMMUNICATING

'CAUSE I DON'T REALLY
SPEAK SPANISH

AND THEY SAID
TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.

TELL ME HIS NAME
AND SHOW ME A PICTURE.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

Bobby:
ABSOLUTELY NOT!

BOBBY...

WE'RE ON VACATION!

ALL OF A SUDDEN,
WE'RE HANGING OUT A SHIELD

THAT SAYS, "GOOD SAMARITAN
AVAILABLE.

"WILL WORK LONG HOURS
FOR NO PAY

AND NO JOB TOO DANGEROUS."

GO TO THE JAILHOUSE
AND TALK TO THE COPS.

I'D DO IT MYSELF,
BUT I THINK THAT'S A BAD IDEA.

IT'S ALL A BAD IDEA.

I THINK SHE'S
A REALLY NICE WOMAN.

I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S..!

HI, GUYS.

HI, NIKKI.
WHERE'S AGNES?

PROBABLY SQUINTING
OVER BALANCE SHEETS.

NO. NO, SHE'S...
SHE'S RIGHT HERE.

HI.

SO MUCH FOR MURPPHY'S LAW.

Nikki:
BOBBY SIXKILLER,
THIS IS AGNES DAY.

HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

I HEARD YOU GOT
NIKKI'S PURSE BACK.

Nikki:
ACTUALLY, UM...

ACTUALLY, HE'S
A WORLD-FAMOUS BOUNTY HUNTER.

WOW. YOU'RE LIFE
MUST BE SO EXCITING.

IT'S TURNING OUT THAT WAY.

MY FRIEND AND I WOULD LOVE

FOR YOU
TO HAVE DINNER WITH US TONIGHT.

YEAH, WE'D LOVE THAT.

UH, BUT HE'S GOT
AN ERRAND TO RUN FIRST.

THAT CAN WAIT.

HE'S HELPING

A NEWLYWED WHO
LOST HER HUSBAND.

AND YOU'RE
GOING TO FIND HIM?

YES, WELL,
ALL IN A GOOD DAY'S WORK.

THAT'S SO...

GALLANT.

I WILL BE BACK IN TIME
TO HELP YOU FINISH

THE TALL, FROSTY PITCHER
OF MARGARITAS

THAT MY FRIEND HERE

IS ABOUT TO BUY YOU.

WE'LL BE WAITING.

ENCHANTE.

THAT MAN RIGHT THERE
IS A LIVING LEGEND.

GRACIAS,
AMIGO.

SO WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

THE WOMAN'S CHECKED IN

BUT THERE'S NO SIGN
OF THE HUBBY.

YOU SURE?

YEAH. I BRIBED
THE DESK CLERK.

THE GUY'S A NO-SHOW.

THE WIFE SEEMS REAL UPSET.

SHE'S BEEN LOOKING
FOR HIM ALL DAY.

I WOULD BE TOO.

HOW DO YOU KNOW POMERANTZ

IS THE ONE
WHO TOOK US DOWN?

ONE: NOBODY
LOSES TWO GRAND

AND IS THAT
FRIENDLY DOING IT.

TWO: I CROSS-CHECKED
THE PASSPORT

WITH THE MANIFEST.

THEY DON'T MATCH.

AND THREE: THE GUY SPLITS
ON HIS FOXY NEW WIFE.

EXACTLY. COME ON.

Agnes:
OH, I LOVE MEXICO,
DON'T YOU?

AREN'T YOU HAVING
A GOOD TIME?

YEAH. IT'S
WONDERFUL.

OOH.

THANK YOU.

IS THAT THE WOMAN?

YEAH.

OH, MY GOD

I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER.

I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE

WAITING TO GET MARRIED,
GOING THROUGH THE WEDDING

ONLY TO LOSE YOUR NEW HUSBAND?

SOME HONEYMOON, HUH?

EXCUSE ME?

DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?

AH, SHE'S OKAY.

( loud slurp )

NIKKI?

SOMETHING WRONG?

I'M WRONG. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING HERE.

YOU'RE HAVING DINNER
WITH FRIENDS.

I'M ON THE BEACH,
TROLLING FOR GUYS

AND I'M GETTING MARRIED
IN LESS THAN A MONTH.

I'M SO ASHAMED.

WELL, YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO BE ASHAMED OF.

YEAH, BUT I WAS
THINKING ABOUT IT.

THIS WHOLE THING
WAS AGNES'S IDEA.

COME DOWN TO MEXICO.

ONE LAST FLING.

BUT NOW THAT I'M HERE

I JUST CAN'T STAND THE
THOUGHT OF HURTING LARRY.

WHO'S LARRY?

HE'S MY FIANCE.

LARRY ROONEY.

LARRY ROONEY?

SO YOU WOULD BE NIKKI...

DON'T SAY IT.

SORRY.

VINCE, ALL I WANTED

WAS ONE LAST WILD,
ROMANTIC THING

BEFORE WE STARTED
OUR LIVES TOGETHER.

MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?

AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
NO HARM, NO FOUL.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY

IF I INVITED YOU
FOR A ROMANTIC WEEKEND

TOGETHER?

DIDN'T YOU HEAR
WHAT I JUST SAID?

WAIT. WE'D HAVE
A ROMANTIC DINNER TOGETHER...

DRINK CHAMPAGNE...

TAKE WALKS ALONG THE BEACH

AND WATCH THE MOONLIGHT
DANCE ON THE WATER.

AND THEN AFTER THE EVENING
WAS OVER, I'D...

KISS YOU ON YOUR CHEEK
AND SAY GOOD NIGHT.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YEAH.

AND IN THE MORNING,
WE'D MEET FOR BREAKFAST.

YOU WOULDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG.

YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE TO FEEL

BAD OR GUILTY ABOUT ANYTHING...

WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

( laughs )

ARE YOU KIDDING?

I'D LOVE IT.

GOOD.

COME ON.

Man:
THERE'S A FAMILIAR FACE.

Mrs. Bowman:
YOU GUYS
ARE FROM THE SHIP.

YOU SHOULD LET GO
OF ME.

SIT DOWN.

WILL YOU EXCUSE ME?

UH-HUH.

HEY. LET HER GO.

WHO ARE YOU?

I'M A FRIEND
OF HERS.

SHE DOESN'T
NEED A FRIEND.

SHE NEEDS TO TELL ME
WHERE HER HUSBAND IS.

EXCUSE ME,
YOU'RE HURTING ME!

HANDS OFF.

WE'RE LEAVING.

HEY.

WHY DON'T YOU FIND
A VINE

AND SWING ON OUT
OF HERE, HUH, PAL?

YOU'RE NOT...

HEY!

( grunts )

EXCUSE ME.

GET OFF ME!

I OWE YOU ONE, PAL.

GET OFF ME!

( applause )

YES!

( clears throat )

HELLO. MY NAME
IS BOBBY SIXKILLER.

I'M A LICENSED BOUNTY HUNTER
FROM NORTH OF THE BORDER.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU,
SENOR SIXKILLER?

I'M TRYING TO LOCATE A MISSING
PERSON-- MR. DAVID POMERANTZ.

YOU'RE A FRIEND OF THIS MAN?

A FRIEND OF A FRIEND.

AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW MR. POMERANTZ?

WELL, YOU KNOW, I HAVE NEVER
REALLY MET THIS GUY.

I DON'T EVEN REALLY...
HAVE EVER SEEN

WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE...

WAIT-WAIT A MINUTE!

WHAT DID I SAY?

WHAT DID I SAY?

OW-OW-OW!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-
WAIT A MINUTE!

WHAT DID I SAY?

HEY, WHAT DID I SAY?

HEY, MI AMIGO!

LONG TIME, HEY?

YEAH. GOOD
TO SEE YOU TOO.

YOU HERE
FOR SMUGGLING?

NO.

I'M HERE FOR A VACATION.

( whispering ):
BOBBY.

BOBBY.

YOU OKAY?

I'VE BEEN BETTER.

WHAT THE..?
WHAT HAPPENED?

A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING
WITH THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES.

WE HELD THE TABLE
AS LONG AS WE COULD.

THANKS.

I'M GOING TO GET YOU

OUT OF HERE.

VISITING HOURS ARE OVER, SENOR.

IS THERE SOMETHING
I CAN DO FOR YOU?

YEAH. CAN YOU TELL ME
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PARTNER?

AND YOU ARE... WHO?

VINCE BLACK.
WE WORK TOGETHER.

ANOTHER BOUNTY HUNTER.

ARE YOU PEOPLE HAVING SOME KIND
OF A CONVENTION DOWN HERE?

UH, LOOK...

MR. SIXKILLER JUST CAME
DOWN HERE

TO INQUIRE
ABOUT A DAVID POMERANZ.

A SUSPECT IN THE ROBBERY

OF THE EMPEROR CRUISE LINE
CASINO.

ROBBERY?

$500,000 IN CASH.

YOUR FRIEND

MR. POMERANZ

DRILLED THE CASINO SAFE.

WE'RE TRYING TO LOCATE HIM HERE
IN PUERTO VALLARTA.

THEN WHY DID YOU
DETAIN MY PARTNER?

I THOUGHT HE MIGHT
BE AN ACCOMPLICE

OF MR. POMERANZ.

APPARENTLY...
THAT IS NOT THE CASE.

SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST

LET HIM GO?

LOOK... MR.... BLACK--

YOU'RE A BOUNTY HUNTER.

FIND ME A BOUNTY.

BRING ME MR. POMERANZ
AND THE MONEY HE STOLE

YOUR FRIEND GOES FREE.

BUT I NEED HIM TO HELP ME.

YOU LOOK... CAPABLE TO ME.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE

I MARRIED A CROOK.

I MEAN, YES, IT WAS
A WHIRLWIND... ROMANCE

BUT GOD, A CON MAN!

( sighs )

MY MOTHER WARNED ME.

SHE SAID IT WOULDN'T LAST
THREE YEARS.

IT DIDN'T EVEN
LAST THREE DAYS.

( sighs )

TELL ME ABOUT THE NIGHT
ON THE SHIP.

WE GOT DRESSED, UM...

DAVID HAD ME WEAR THIS DRESS
THAT HE BOUGHT FOR ME.

I WAS EMBARRASSED--
IT WAS... LOW-CUT.

YOU KNOW, REVEALING.

AND THEN WE
WENT TO DINNER

AND THEN WE
WENT TO CASINO

AND PLAYED SOME BLACKJACK.

DAVID LOST A LITTLE MONEY, UM...

AND THAT AWFUL MAN, MOE

WAS HANGING
AROUND.

YOU GUYS TOGETHER
THE WHOLE TIME?

YES...

NO, UH, WAIT--

HE LEFT ME TO PLAY BY MYSELF
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

I LOST A LOT OF MONEY--
ALMOST $2,000.

I'M NOT VERY GOOD
AT BLACKJACK.

HOW LONG WAS HE GONE?

ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO TAKE

SOME PICTURES OF THE MOON
ON THE HORIZON.

I JUST FEEL LIKE SUCH A FOOL.

WAS HE UPSET ABOUT
THE MONEY YOU LOST?

NO, NOT AT ALL. HE WAS...

OH, I SEE WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING.

YOU THINK HE
WAS USING ME

AS A DISTRACTION

WHILE HE ROBBED
THE CASINO?

OH, I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

WE DON'T KNOW
ENOUGH ABOUT THIS MAN.

WHAT WAS THE NAME
OF THE BOAT YOU WERE IN?

UM... THE MAYBELLE.

OKAY, STAY HERE, LOCK THE DOOR

DON'T ANSWER IT,
DON'T GO OUTSIDE

DON'T ORDER ROOM SERVICE,
NOTHING.

I UNDERSTAND.

( shotgun chambering round )

MOE, LOOKEE HERE--

IF IT ISN'T YOUR FRIEND
FROM THE BAR.

HE'S CLEAN.

GOOD TO SEE
YOU AGAIN.

WE'RE EVEN.

IT'S NICE TO SEE WE'RE
ALL GETTING ALONG.

MR. NOSY, YOU GOT
TEN SECONDS TO TELL ME

HOW YOU FIT IN
WITH DAVID POMERANZ

AND WHERE THE LITTLE
LADY STASHED HERSELF.

I DON'T FIT IN.

I DON'T KNOW DAVID POMERANZ.

I'M HERE ON VACATION, OKAY?

I OFFERED TO HELP THE LADY.

SHE'S INNOCENT.

DAVID USED HER
AS A DISTRACTION

WHILE HE LEFT
THE TABLE.

THAT'S REAL GOOD.

MAKES A LOT OF SENSE
DON'T IT, MIKE? YEAH.

SEE, THERE'S
JUST ONE PROBLEM:

DAVID POMERANZ NEVER
LEFT THE TABLE--

SHE DID.

( sighs )

OH, NO.

DON'T TELL ME
FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES?

EXACTLY 20 MINUTES.

DID HE DROP TWO GRAND?

WITHOUT FLINCHING.

YOU GUYS ARE INSURED.

WHY ARE YOU SO MANIC
ABOUT GETTING YOUR MONEY BACK?

BAD FOR BUSINESS IF WORD
GETS AROUND WE CAN BE HIT.

I JUST WANT TO GET MY FRIEND
OUT OF JAIL.

THE LADY LIED TO ME.

I'LL HELP YOU FIND YOUR MONEY.

LET ME GO-- SHE'LL DEAL
WITH ME A LOT SOONER

THAN YOU OR EINSTEIN OVER HERE.

HEY...

EASY.

( sighs )

DEAL. BUT IF I EVEN GET A HINT

THAT YOU'RE IN ON THIS
WITH THEM...

I KNOW, I KNOW...

I'M TOAST.

ANNIE?

ANNIE, YOU HERE?

CHECKING OUT
SO SOON?

OH, I... I CAN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE.

I'M GOING TO
MY MOTHER'S
IN SAN DIEGO.

REALLY? TWO-TO-ONE

YOUR MOM DOESN'T EVEN
LIVE IN SAN DIEGO.

VINCE!

SAVE IT. YOU
GOT A LOT

OF EXPLAINING TO DO.

ALL RIGHT,
I WANT THE TRUTH!

YOU DRILLED THE SAFE?

VERY GOOD.

YOU'RE A BURGLAR.

"GRIFTER," PLEASE.

DAVID LOSES
A BUNDLE

IN THE NIGHT, AND YOU SLIP OUT

WITH A BLACK & DECKER
IN YOUR PURSE...

IT'S A BIT SIMPLISTIC,
BUT BASICALLY CORRECT.

YOU MUST BE REAL GOOD
WITH A DRILL.

I'M THE BEST OPERATOR
ON THE WEST COAST.

I CAN RACK
A HAUS KRUEGER SAFE...

IN UNDER 14 MINUTES.

I'M IMPRESSED.

YOU SHOULD BE.

SO, WHAT WAS THE PLAN
ONCE YOU GOT HERE?

DAVID AND I WERE GOING
TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN THIS DUMP

THEN TAKE THE MAYBELLE
UP THE COAST.

HIS PLAN WAS TO BOOK
WITH THE CASH

WHEN HE CHECKED ON THE BOAT.

YOU DON'T KNOW FOR SURE.

ALL I KNOW IS
I DON'T TRUST GRIFTERS

AND I'M SURPRISED
YOU LET THIS HAPPEN--

YOU BEING THE BEST AND ALL.

DAVID WOULDN'T
DOUBLE-CROSS ME.

WHY? 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO LOVABLE?

THAT'S ONE WAY
OF PUTTING IT.

OKAY, ONE LAST QUESTION:
WHY ME?

I PICKED YOU OUT

IN TEN SECONDS.

RENO RAINES, RIGHT?

I'VE SEEN YOUR
PICTURE IN THE
"WANTED" STACKS.

YEAH, RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR OWN.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES.

I WAS GOING TO BRIBE A LOCAL COP
TO HELP ME FIND DAVID...

BUT YOU FIGURED

I'D DO IT FOR FREE.

WAS I WRONG?

OKAY, COME ON.

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

YOU'RE GOING TO
BUY US SOME GEAR.

WE'RE GOING
TO BUST BOBBY
OUT OF JAIL.

I MUST COMMEND YOU,
MR. POMERANZ--

FOR A SIMPLE CON MAN...

YOU HOLD UP WELL
TO PHYSICAL ABUSE.

I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.

THAT...

IS EVIDENT...

BUT...

YOU DO KNOW
WHERE IT'S LOCATED.

YOU CAN ASK ME
A HUNDRED TIMES.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.

YOU STILL EXPECT ME
TO BELIEVE

THAT YOUR LITTLE FRIEND ANNIE
HAS THE MONEY?

YEAH, SHE HAS THE MONEY.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

BUT THAT'S OKAY.

WE HAVE ALL NIGHT.

I DON'T GO ON DUTY
UNTIL 8:00 A.M.

( whispering ):
HONEY.

HONEY, COME HERE.

COME HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING..?

SHH!

( snoring )

Bobby:
HEY!

HEY! WHAT,
YOU CRAZY?

GET BACK!

STAND BACK--
WAY BACK.

SURE?

YES.

GO! GO!

WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?

HAVEN'T YOU EVER BEEN
TO A COMING-OUT PARTY?

WHY IS MOSELY SO CRAZY

TO GET HIS MONEY BACK?

BEING ROBBED IS
BAD FOR BUSINESS.

THEY HAD .45s
AND SAWED-OFF SHOTGUNS?

MOE MOSELY WOULD
KILL ANYBODY

FOR A HUNDRED
BUCKS. TRUST ME.

TRUST YOU?
JUST AN EXPRESSION.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
THE CASINO HOST

FOR EMPEROR CRUISE LINES
IS A KILLER.

IMAGINE WHAT THOSE COMMERCIALS
WOULD SOUND LIKE NOW.

♪ BREAK YOUR LEGS NOW,
SHOOT YOUR LEGS NOW ♪

♪ AIN'T WE GOT FUN? ♪

HE DOESN'T WORK
FOR THE CRUISE LINE.

THEY SUBCONTRACT
THE GAMBLING OPERATIONS.

HE'S OUT OF ATLANTIC CITY.

OH. THAT'S A RELIEF.

HERE'S WHAT WE NEED:

WE NEED GUNS, WE NEED AMMO...

MARTINEZ!

THE COP?

ON THE PHONE
LAST NIGHT

HE BROKE A DATE
WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND.

SAID HE HAD TO GO
TO CASA ALLENDE

WHICH IS OUT IN THE DESERT.

HE'S GOT TO BE IN
DEEP ON THIS THING.

MOE PROBABLY HAS HIM LOOKING FOR
THE DOUGH IN EXCHANGE FOR A CUT.

AND ONCE HE FINDS IT,
HE'S GOING TO KEEP IT.

CASA ALLENDE'S
OUR BEST SHOT.

VINCE?

ARE YOU CHECKING OUT?

NO!
YES.

NO.
YES.

Bobby:
TEMPORARILY.

I TOLD YOU THIS WAS
JUST A SCAM TO IMPRESS US.

OR GET RID OF US.

NIKKI, I CAN EXPLAIN LATER.

IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH HER MISSING HUSBAND.

WE CAN STILL HAVE OUR WEEKEND.

TRUST ME?

I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD.

ME NEITHER. COME ON, NIKKI.

HAVE ANY LUCK?

NADA.

THAT'S GREAT.

AND YOU LET
THE INDIAN GET AWAY?

SIXKILLER AND BLACK WILL
FIND DAVID POMERANZ...

SOONER THAN YOU THINK.

NOW YOU WOULDN'T BE, UH,
HOLDING OUT ON ME, CAPTAIN?

WHATEVER WOULD PUT THAT IDEA
INTO YOUR HEAD?

GREED DOES THINGS TO PEOPLE.

I KNOW. IT'S A PRINCIPLE
BY WHICH I RUN MY BUSINESS.

AND A GREEDY LITTLE
BUSINESS IT IS...

DUMPING DIRTY DOLLARS

TO PUSH OUR PESO
FURTHER INTO THE GUTTER.

NOBODY PUT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD.

YOU JUST FIND MY MONEY.

CASA ALLENDE IS JUST
A DOT ON THIS MAP.

I DON'T KNOW IF WE'VE
PASSED IT OR NOT.

WELL, MAYBE THE TACO JOCKEY
MIGHT KNOW WHERE IT IS.

COME ON, RENO.
YOUR SPANISH IS
BETTER THAN MINE.

DO YOU GUYS
WANT A SODA?

ANYTHING'LL DO.

OH!
HEY!

IF YOU SAY NEVER
TRUST A GRIFTER

I'M GOING TO PUNCH
YOU RIGHT IN THE NOSE.

COME ON, COME ON!

THANKS. WE'LL
BRING IT RIGHT BACK.

I'LL GET YOU A DOCTOR,
I PROMISE.

I WILL GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

BUT...

BUT YOU HAVE
TO TELL ME SOMETHING.

DID YOU DOUBLE-CROSS ME?

YES.

YOU DIRTY S.O.B.!

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?

IT'S WHAT I DO.

WHERE'S THE MONEY, DAVID?

MONEY'S... NO GOOD.

WHERE IS IT, DAVID?

YOU DON'T...
YOU DON'T WANT IT.

TRUST ME.

TRUST YOU.

IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.

THE MONEY'LL
JUST GET YOU KILLED.

WHAT IS THIS?

YOU'VE SEEN GOD OR SOMETHING?

YOU HAVING AN AWAKENING?

I'M DYING, ANNIE.

I FORGIVE YOU

FOR TRYING TO CHEAT ME
OUT OF MY SHARE.

I UNDERSTAND.

I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DID

BUT IT'S OVER NOW.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL
JUST TELL ME WHERE IT IS.

WHERE'S THE MONEY, DAVID?

KEY.

WHAT?

KEY...

SEVEN... ELEVEN.

WHAT, YOU LEFT IT
AT A CONVENIENCE STORE?

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

A... BOATHOUSE.

DAVID?

DAVID!

HERE YOU GO, COWBOY.

OKAY.

( sighs )

( sighs )

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
FIVE MINUTES TOO LATE.

I DIDN'T KILL HIM.

I WOULD'VE,
BUT I DIDN'T.

THAT'S TOUCHING.

DID HE SAY WHERE

THE MONEY MIGHT BE?

JUST CURIOUS.

AND MILDLY INTERESTED
ABOUT SAVING OUR LIVES.

HE MUMBLED SOMETHING ABOUT
"KEY," "7-11" AND "BOATHOUSE"

BUT HE WAS JUST PLAYING WITH ME.

SOME BIZARRE LAST JOKE
FROM THE GREAT BEYOND.

AND THAT WAS IT?

NO. HE SAID THE
MONEY'S NO GOOD.

IT MIGHT GET
ME KILLED.

THAT FIGURES. GOT HIM KILLED.

GOOD TIME FOR HIM
TO DEVELOP MORALS.

MAYBE HE WANTED
HIS LAST CHANCE AT REDEMPTION.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW DAVID.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

ALL THIS SENTIMENT'S
GETTING ME CHOKED UP.

( gunshots )

WHERE IS HE?!
WHERE IS HE?!

TWELVE O'CLOCK.

I SAID GO! GO!

AH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.

HEY! YOU KNOW, THERE'S JUST
NO TRUST LEFT IN THIS WORLD.

YEAH.

SAME THOUGHT I HAD WHEN YOU
DROVE AWAY FROM US IN THIS CAR.

I HAD TO GET TO HIM FIRST.

YOU MEAN THE MONEY FIRST.

NO. I HAD TO KNOW
IF DAVID DOUBLE-CROSSED ME.

WELL, DID HE?

YES.

OH, QUEL SURPRISE, MON AMI.

7-11... I WONDER WHAT HE MEANT?

IT COULD BE A LOCKER.

NO AIRPORTS
AROUND HERE.

HE WOULDN'T GO TO A BUS STATION.

HE SAID BOATHOUSE.

AT THE MARINA.

I SAW A BOATHOUSE
AT THE MARINA.

7-11...

AH, GREAT. WHAT
DO WE DO NOW?

GO AHEAD AND SHOOT IT.

I DON'T HAVE A GUN.

AMATEURS.

THANK YOU, DAVID.

( screams with delight )

HALLELUJAH!

DAVID, I WILL BUY YOU THAT
EBONY COFFIN YOU ALWAYS WANTED.

HOLD THE FUNERAL.

LET ME CHECK SOMETHING.

PROBLEM?

ALL U.S. CURRENCY

HAS A METALLIC STRIP
EMBEDDED INTO IT.

TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

WOW. YOU MEAN
THIS IS PHONY?

AS CAPTAIN KIRK'S HAIR.

THE MONEY'S
NO GOOD.

THAT'S WHAT
DAVID MEANT.

THAT IS CORRECT.

IT IS COUNTERFEIT MONEY.

BUT MORE IMPORTANT...

IT'S OUR COUNTERFEIT MONEY.

LET ME GUESS HERE--

YOU CLOWNS
ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE

OF THE CHAOS
AND EXCHANGE RATES

BY LAUNDERING FUNNY MONEY.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

YOU GUYS WEREN'T EVEN
STEALING REAL MONEY.

IT'S STILL STEALING.

THE CHAIRMAN OF
THE LAST-MORAL-MAN
COMMITTEE HAS SPOKEN.

WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK
TO THE SHIP, MIKE.

DID SHE INSULT ME?

GO!

IS THIS WHERE YOU SAY

"DRIVE THESE GUYS TO THE DESERT
AND SHOOT THEM"?

NO. THIS IS WHERE I GET
TO DO THE JOB PERSONALLY

TO MAKE SURE
IT GETS DONE RIGHT.

YES. THREE GREEDY CON MEN

CAUGHT IN A WEB OF DECEIT
AND DOUBLE CROSS.

YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING
WAY WITH WORDS, SENOR.

SHUT UP AND GET INSIDE.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

HOW DID YOU KNOW
THEY'D FIND DAVID POMERANZ?

BECAUSE I LET THEM
FIND HIM.

YOU DON'T STRIKE ME
AS BEING THAT CLEVER.

DON'T LET PERSONAL
PREJUDICES

GET IN THE WAY
OF BUSINESS.

OH, I'D NEVER DO THAT.

YOU LET THEM GO WHEN
YOU WERE SHOOTING
OUT WITH THEM?

I HAD TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD.

UH-HUH.

YOU'RE A VERY SUSPICIOUS
MAN, MR. MOSELY.

IT PAYS IN MY LINE
OF WORK.

ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
IT'S TIME TO DEAL.

I CAN HARDLY WAIT.

IF I GET US OUT OF THIS

WILL YOU BOY SCOUTS
LET ME GO?

WHY DON'T WE TALK

ABOUT THAT ONCE WE KNOW
WE'RE GOING TO LIVE.

TA-DA.

I NEED TO KNOW NOW.

ARE YOU GUYS
INTERESTED OR NOT?

PARTNER?

WHATEVER SHE COMES UP WITH

WILL BE DEVIOUS
AND UNDERHANDED.

AH, SO IT MIGHT WORK.

ALL I'M SAYING IS

SHE'LL TRY,
NO MATTER WHAT.

OKAY. LET'S DEAL.

LISTEN, GUYS

WHY HAVE A TRIPLE MURDER
ON YOUR CONSCIENCE?

WHY DON'T WE
WORK SOMETHING OUT?

TOO LATE FOR THAT.

A MILLION BUCKS IS
A HELL OF A LOT OF MONEY
TO SPLIT FIVE WAYS.

A MILLION BUCKS?

OKAY, THREE WAYS.

WE'LL SPLIT OUR THIRD
BETWEEN OURSELVES.

WHAT THE HELL
YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT
DAVID TOOK FROM YOUR SAFE.

YOU TOLD ME
A HALF A MILLION.

DON'T LISTEN TO HER.

GUYS, GUYS, A MILLION,
A HALF MILLION...

WHAT DOES IT MATTER?

HOW MUCH WAS IN THIS CASE?

ABOUT A MILLION BUCKS...
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

A HALF MILLION DOLLARS

WOULD BE SLIDING ALL OVER
INSIDE THAT CASE.

A MILLION, IT'S FILLED
RIGHT TO THE BRIM.

HEY, HEY...

CAN'T YOU SEE
WHAT THEY'RE DOING?

WHAT DID YOU TELL ME

ABOUT BEING GREEDY?

IT CAN MAKE A MAN CRAZY...

LIKE YOU'RE ACTING NOW.

YOU'RE HOLDING OUT ON ME.

YOU'VE TRIED TO SCORE THE MONEY
FOR YOURSELF SINCE THE START.

YOU CALLING ME A THIEF?

NO...

YOU'RE CALLING ME A CHISELER.

( groans )

YES!

OOH...

LADY, YOU ARE
ONE PIECE OF WORK.

OH, I HAPPEN TO BE AN EXPERT
IN THE AREA OF HUMAN NATURE.

I DON'T KNOW IF THESE TWO
QUALIFY AS BEING HUMAN.

I'M JUST GLAD, YOU KNOW,
IT ALL WORKED OUT OKAY.

AH, AH, AH, AH...
WE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

ABOUT TURNING OVER
THE MONEY.

OH, BUT I THOUGHT
IT WAS IMPLIED.

DID YOU SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THE MONEY?

IT'S COUNTERFEIT.
NO.

IT'LL STILL GET YOU KILLED.

HAVEN'T YOU
LEARNED ANYTHING?

YES.

NOT TO TRUST A BOUNTY HUNTER
AND A CONVICTED FELON.

( laughing )

AH, MAGNIFICO.

ALMOST AS NICE
AS THE COMPANY.

OH, I THINK I LIKE MINE BETTER
OVER MESQUITE.

ANNIE POMERANZ.

NIKKI MANTLE.

CHARMED.

WHO ARE YOU

WILLIE MAYS?

AW, BE NICE.

WHERE'S MY MONEY?

YOUR MONEY?

OH, NO.

YOU DIDN'T.

YOU WOULDN'T.

DID WE, LADIES?

YEAH.

WE SURE DID.

WHAT A RUSH.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS.

I HAVE THE LAST BUNDLE...

RIGHT HERE.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THE HONORS?

THANK YOU, SIR.

( chuckling )

YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?

YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME.

YOU DON'T HAVE AN OPEN MIND.

MM.

HOLD ON TO YOUR WALLET, FRIEND.

IF YOU WOULD JUST OPEN
YOUR MINDS TO SOME NEW IDEAS.

I THINK THE THREE OF US
MADE A REALLY GOOD TEAM.

I SEE ALL KINDS
OF POSSIBILITIES HERE.

NO, YOU SEE...

WE'RE NOT CRIMINALS.

WE CATCH CRIMINALS.

THAT'S EXACTLY THE ATTITUDE
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I MEAN, HALF THE WORLD THINKS
YOU'RE A CRIMINAL ANYWAY.

WHOA, WHOA,
ANNIE, ANNIE...

TAKE THE LOAD OFF, OKAY?

HAVE A WIENIE.

OKAY. WE'LL TALK AFTER DINNER.

I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.

BUT YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING

ABOUT THIS DELIGHTFUL
LITTLE CAPER IN SALT LAKE CITY.

PERFECT SMALL GAME.

YOU TWO COULD PASS
FOR MORMONS, RIGHT?

COULD I HAVE
THE MUSTARD?

HERE IT IS.