Renegade (1992–1997): Season 4, Episode 1 - Sawed-Off Shotgun Wedding - full transcript

( soft whistle )

( car approaching )

LATE LIKE ALWAYS, MAN.

THIS SOME KIND
OF LATIN TRADITION?

NO, IT'S A FASHION CHOICE.

SOMETHING YOU WOULD KNOW
NOTHING ABOUT.

YOU WANT TO TRADE INSULTS
OR MONEY?

MONEY.

GOOD. VERY GOOD.

AREN'T YOU GOING
TO COUNT IT?

WHY? IF YOU TRY
TO SHORT ME



YOU'LL NEVER SEE
YOUR MERCHANDISE.

Reno:
THANKS, MIKE.

I NEVER THOUGHT
YOU'D MAKE IT SO EASY.

WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?

ABOUT 10 TO 15 IN CHINO

WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

I WANT NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.

HEY, FREEZE!

NICE MOVE, SIS.

NOT EVEN A SCRATCH.

LOOK WHAT GOT
MIXED UP IN
THE GARBAGE.

VERY TIDY.

RIGHT WHERE
HE BELONGS.

OH, NO, NO, NO.



THIS TRASH
CAN BE RECYCLED.

Bobby:
YEAH.

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

EVEN COMES WITH
A CALIFORNIA REDEMPTION VALUE.

AH, HOW ABOUT THAT?

YOU'RE FAMOUS.

HE WAS A COP
AND GOOD AT HIS JOB

BUT HE COMMITTED
THE ULTIMATE SIN

AND TESTIFIED AGAINST
OTHER COPS GONE BAD--

COPS THAT TRIED TO KILL HIM

BUT GOT THE WOMAN
HE LOVED INSTEAD.

FRAMED FOR MURDER,
NOW HE PROWLS THE BADLANDS

AN OUTLAW HUNTING OUTLAWS

A BOUNTY HUNTER

A RENEGADE.

THIS IS
BOGUS, MAN.

YOU GUYS
GOT NO RIGHT.

AH, SEE, I'VE GOT
A POSTER HERE

SAYS YOU WERE BUSTED WITH
A HALF POUND OF COCAINE.

YOU JUMPED BAIL

TEN MINUTES AFTER
YOUR ARRAIGNMENT.

IT WASN'T ME.

IT WAS
MY EVIL TWIN.

I GUESS
HE HIT HIS HEAD

HARDER THAN
WE THOUGHT.

LET'S GO.

SI, TRES AMERICANOS.

THEY LOOK LIKE
SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL.

NO SE. UN MOMENTO.

EXCUSE ME. WHERE WILL YOU

BE TAKING ME NOW?

HEY! HEY, THAT'S MY PHONE.

GIVE ME THAT.

HEY, I GET
ONE CALL, NO?

THAT'S AFTER
YOU GET TO JAIL.

THAT WOULD BE THE
LOS ANGELES COUNTY JAIL?

DO YOU BELIEVE
THIS GUY?

YOU CAN MAKE
OUR LIVES EASIER

AND LET ME GO NOW.

HEY, NOW THERE'S
A GREAT IDEA.

FORGET IT.

SUIT YOURSELF, SENORES.

FALSE ARREST SUITS
CAN BE VERY EXPENSIVE.

WE'LL TAKE THE RISK.

THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.

GO WATCH HIS CAR.

I'LL CALL
THE WRECKER.

HEY, I WOULDN'T
TRY TO TOW IT.

IT'S A CUSTOM CHASSIS,
EASILY DAMAGED.

WILL YOU GUYS GET HIM
OUT OF HERE?

HEY, DOUG...

DOUG LEMAY.

DUTCH DIXON?

( chuckling )

YOU OLD RASCAL, HOW YOU DOING?

WELL, I WAS BETTER

UNTIL I FOUND OUT
WHO MY COMPETITION WAS.

YOUR COMP...

YOU'RE UP FOR
THE MARSHAL'S TASK FORCE?

DOWN TO JUST THE TWO OF US

JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS
IN THE ACADEMY.

CONGRATULATIONS.
BREAK A LEG.

YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

WELL, YOU'RE PROBABLY
RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

HEY, LOOK, CAN I BUY
YOU A DRINK TONIGHT?

AH, NICE TRY, BUT I WANT

TO BE SHARP
FOR THAT

INTERVIEW TOMORROW.

WELL, YOU GOT TO EAT

SO HOW ABOUT DINNER

AND WE'LL STICK TO PELLEGRINO?

BED BY 10:00,
EASY ON THE WAR STORIES?

SCOUT'S HONOR.

( chuckling )

ALL RIGHT.

( grunting )

EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU TAKE
THESE TWO OFF MY HANDS?

I WOULD LIKE TO BEAT
THE TRAFFIC.

YOU MUST BE NEW IN TOWN.

AND I WOULD LIKE
TO GET OUT OF TOWN.

O'MARA, MICHAEL J.

FELONY COCAINE SALE
PLUS BAIL FLIGHT

AND UH... DON JUAN JOHNSON,
HERE, WELL, HE'S...

IS VICE CONSUL

OF THE REPUBLIC OF COSTA VERDE.

WELL, THE "VICE" PART
I BELIEVE.

WITH FULL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY.

NOW, THAT'S A NEW ONE.

READ IT AND WEEP.

SO THE SUITCASE
FULL OF CASH

WAS ACTUALLY FOREIGN AID

AND ALL THIS TIME,
I THOUGHT IT WAS DRUG MONEY.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

MAYBE NOT IN COSTA VERDE

BUT HERE,
IT'S FROWNED UPON.

I MEAN HE CAN'T BE CHARGED.

THESE APPEAR IN ORDER

MS. ROMERO.

MR. CORTEZ, YOU'RE FREE TO GO.

ALMOST.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
WHAT IS THIS?

OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR

WITH THE 1963 VIENNA CONVENTION
ON DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS.

YES, I AM. IT CAME UP
LAST NIGHT OVER PIZZA.

TURN HIM LOOSE NOW

BEFORE I FILE CHARGES
AGAINST YOU.

HASTA LA VISTA, BOBBY.

( men laughing )

OVER HERE, MAN.

SO LISTEN TO THIS:

SO, THIS LITTLE THIN GUY

HE'S TAUNTING ME IN
FRONT OF THIS POOL ROOM

FULL OF HIS
SCUM-BALL BUDDIES...

DON'T TELL ME,
DON'T TELL ME.

YOU POINT YOUR PIECE
RIGHT BETWEEN HIS EYEBROWS

AND YOU OFFER HIM
INSTANT ENLIGHTENMENT.

NO, I READ HIM
HIS RIGHTS

AND I WAIT FOR
THE BACK-UP TO ARRIVE.

WHAT?

DON'T TELL ME
THE OLD DUTCHMAN IS MELLOWING?

HEY, WE ALL GOT TO
GROW UP SOMETIME.

( both laughing )

HEY, LISTEN, DOUG...

YOU KNOW, UH...

YOU'VE KNOWN ME
LONGER THAN ANYBODY.

YEAH.

YOU COULD REALLY ACE ME OUT

WITH THE TASK FORCE TOMORROW

IF YOU... STARTED TELLING TALES
TO THE SELECTION COMMITTEE.

WAIT A MINUTE...

IS THAT WHAT DINNER WAS FOR?

MAKING SURE THAT I WON'T
TRASH YOU TO THE MARSHALS?

WELL, OF COURSE, NOT, BUT...

DUTCH. DUTCH, LOOK,
I WANT THE TASK FORCE.

I WANT IT PRETTY BAD

BUT NOT BAD ENOUGH

TO CUT OFF AN OLD FRIEND'S
STONES TO GET IT.

THANKS.

EXCUSE ME,
GENTLEMEN.

( clicking )

( yells )

HEY, HEY!

HEY, BOBBY.

WATER...

CAN YOU GET ME
SOME WATER?

OVER THERE.

WHAT'S WRONG?

I O.D.'d ON L.A.

PLACE GIVES ME MIGRAINES.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

YOU COLLECTED
ON O'MARA, RIGHT?

HE'S BURIED UNDER TEN FEET
OF L.A.P.D. PAPER WORK.

IF WE'RE LUCKY, WE'LL
SEE THE MONEY BY, UH...

DECEMBER?

YOU'LL GET A CHRISTMAS BONUS
FOR HIS PLAYMATE.

NOPE. SPRUNG.

WHAT?

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY.

WELL, WHAT IS HE,
A MINISTER OF PHARMACOLOGY?

( gulping )

HE'S ACTUALLY THE VICE CONSUL
FROM COSTA VERDE.

HE HAD SOME
FEMALE BARRACUDA

WAITING FOR HIM AT COUNTY.

HE GOT OUT OF THERE
BEFORE I DID.

SO, HE GETS AWAY SCOT-FREE?

YEP.

UNLESS WE
CAN GET HIM

ON THE CASH
AND THE CAR.

WE GOT THE CAR, RIGHT?

WE GOT THE CAR, RIGHT?

500 POUNDS OF MUSCLE SHOWED UP
BEFORE YOUR TOW TRUCK.

THE CASE FULL OF CASH
IS IN THE CAR.

L.A.P.D. ROLLED IN, OKAY?

I HAD TO BAIL.

( groaning )

WHERE YOU GOING?

BACK TO L.A.

TO RATTLE THE BARS

AND SEE WHO GROWLS.

WHAT FOR?

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

ISN'T MEANT
TO SHELTER COCAINE DEALERS.

NOW I GOT AN INTERNATIONAL
INCIDENT ON MY HANDS.

THIS MIGRAINE'S
TURNING INTO A TUMOR.

I'LL CALL YOU.

HEY, RENO.

HEY, RENO!

OH...

( cracking )

TERESA?

TERESA?

WELL?

I'M WAITING.

FOR WHAT?

YOUR SPEECH,
PERMITA.

LET'S GET IT OVER WITH.

"HOW CAN YOU DISGRACE
YOUR COUNTRY?

"HOW DARE YOU ABUSE

"YOUR DIPLOMATIC
PRIVILEGES?

WHAT WOULD
YOUR FATHER SAY?"

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...

YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE.

BUT YOUR THOUGHTS, NO?

OOH...
FORGIVE ME.

I FORGET THAT
IN THIS COUNTRY

NORMAL BEHAVIOR BETWEEN
A MAN AND A WOMAN

IS CONSIDERED
SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW NORMAL

IF IT WALKED UP
AND SPAT IN YOUR FACE.

MICHELLE?

I'M DON DIXON.

I WAS WITH DOUG WHEN HE DIED.

IT WAS VERY QUICK.

HE FELT NO PAIN.

HE TALKED ABOUT YOU.

YOU WERE IN
THE ACADEMY TOGETHER.

DOUG AND I, WE...

WE GO WAY BACK.

WE WENT WAY BACK.

THE MAN WHO KILLED DOUG...

THEY TOLD ME THAT YOU SHOT HIM.

HIS, UM...
HIS NAME WAS HANK REED.

I PUT HIM
IN JAIL ONCE.

I'M AFRAID THE BULLET THAT...
HIT DOUG WAS MEANT FOR ME.

I FIRED TOO LATE,
AND I'M SORRY.

IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.

THANK GOD YOU GAVE THAT MAN
WHAT HE DESERVED.

MICHELLE...

IF THERE'S EVER ANYTHING
THAT I CAN DO FOR YOU...

ANYTHING...

YOU LEAN ON ME.

OKAY?

THANK YOU.

LIEUTENANT DIXON.

JACK HENDRIX,
C.A.L. TASK FORCE.

OH... MY INTERVIEW.

I COMPLETELY FORGOT, I'M SORRY.

DON'T APOLOGIZE.

WE KNOW THE WHOLE STORY.

YOU HANDLED THAT VERY WELL.

YEAH... DOUG, HE WAS...

MY BEST FRIEND.

LOOK, WHEN, UH...

WHEN YOU SELECT
AN ALTERNATE FINALIST

TO REPLACE DOUG

GIVE ME A CALL, WILL YOU?

THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE
AN ALTERNATE FINALIST.

LOOK, I KNOW

THIS ISN'T HOW
YOU WANTED TO GET THE JOB

BUT I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU

THE CRIMINALS AT LARGE
TASK FORCE

WOULD BE PROUD TO HAVE YOU.

WELL, THANK YOU.

NO, THANK YOU...

MARSHAL DIXON.

HI.

HOW DOES SHE HANDLE?

ARE YOU GOING
TO SUE US?

FOR HARASSMENT PERHAPS.

YOU MIND POPPING
THE TRUNK?

ESTEBAN

WHO IS THIS?

ONE OF THE VIGILANTES
FROM YESTERDAY.

DID YOU KNOW THESE GROUNDS

ARE LEGALLY CONSIDERED
FOREIGN SOIL?

DID YOU KNOW
HE'S GOT A QUARTER

OF A MILLION DOLLARS
CASH IN HIS TRUNK

FROM A COCAINE DEALER?

OR HE DID YESTERDAY.

OH, PLEASE.

LOOK, MISTER...

VINCE BLACK.

YOU'RE TERESA ROMERO, RIGHT?

WELL, YOU HAVE
QUITE AN ATTITUDE, MR. BLACK.

I'M JUST GETTING
WARMED UP.

ES VERDAD?

TU QUE PIENSAS,
PRIMITA?

POR QUE NO LO VEMOS NOSOTROS?

OH. SPEAK SPANISH, HUH?

POP THE TRUNK, ESTEBAN.

OKAY, SO YOU
DITCHED IT...

WHICH MEANS YOU HAVEN'T
DELIVERED THE MERCHANDISE YET.

O'MARA'S MEN
MUST BE GETTING

JUST A LITTLE BIT IMPATIENT, EH?

I'M CALLING SECURITY.

THE WAY I SEE IT,
YOU HAVEN'T MADE DELIVERY YET

AND WHEN YOU DO,
WE'LL MEET AGAIN.

VAYA CON DIOS.

ENCANTADO.

( engine starting )

I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU.

WHAT, I'M HIDING?

WHAT BRINGS YOU BACK HERE?

I THOUGHT
YOU HATED THIS PLACE.

THIS. TAKE A LOOK.

DONALD DIXON
LEAVING BAY CITY? ALL RIGHT.

KEEP READING.

"LIEUTENANT DIXON

"JOINS THE U.S. MARSHAL'S OFFICE

"TO HEAD UP THE WESTERN ARM
OF THE NEW

C.A.L. TASK FORCE."

WHAT'S THE C.A.L.?

CRIMINALS AT LARGE.

NOW HE DOESN'T HAVE
TO WASTE HIS TIME

ON RAPISTS AND KILLERS.

HE CAN CONCENTRATE ON YOU.

WITH A BUNCH OF FEDERAL HELP.

AND NO STATE LINES IN THE WAY.

THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.

ONLY IT'S FOR REAL, SO LET'S GO.

COME ON? WHERE?

ANYWHERE.

AS SOON AS I'M FINISHED
WITH THIS CASE.

WHAT CASE?

O'MARA AND CORTEZ.

WELL, THAT CASE IS OVER.

O'MARA'S IN THE CAN.

YEAH, AND CORTEZ?

DIPLOMATIC COVER.

HE CAN STILL BE DEPORTED

AND CHARGED IN HIS OWN COUNTRY.

YES, AND PIGS HAVE WINGS.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO I GOT TO DO
TO GET YOU OUT OF THE STATE?

WE HAVE TO TALK.

LET ME GO.

YOU'RE PROTECTING A DRUG DEALER.

I AM NOT PROTECTING ANYONE.

THEN WHY DO YOU FEEL GUILTY?

OH, GREAT. HE'S A BIKER,
HE'S A PSYCHOLOGIST...

I HEARD HIM CALL YOU COUSIN.

IS THAT IT?

THE 1963 VIENNA
CONVENTION...

GUARANTEES IMMUNITY
TO DIPLOMATS

WHILE THEY'RE
PERFORMING OFFICIAL DUTIES.

YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE.

HE PROBABLY CARRIES IT

IN HIS DIPLOMATIC
POUCH.

WHAT IF I
CAN CONVINCE YOU NOW?

GOOD-BYE.

TERESA.

GIVE ME 20 MINUTES.

WHY ON EARTH
WOULD I GO WITH YOU?

YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.

20 MINUTES.

I'LL FOLLOW YOU.

( engine misfiring )

PROBLEM?

NO. IT ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE THIS.

COME ON, WE'LL
TAKE MY BIKE.

DON'T WORRY, I
WON'T KIDNAP YOU.

LOOK, I UNDERSTAND
FAMILY LOYALTY.

I HAVE NO
LOYALTY TO HIM.

ESTEBAN IS A PIG.

THEN WHY DO YOU
PUT UP WITH HIM?

HIS FATHER--
MY UNCLE--

IS THE AMBASSADOR
IN WASHINGTON.

WHY DID YOU LEAVE
THE POLICE FORCE?

TOO FRUSTRATING.

YOU SIGN ON
TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

THE SYSTEM
WON'T LET YOU.

IT'S STILL THE
BEST SYSTEM.

SPOKEN LIKE
A TRUE PATRIOT

EVEN THOUGH
YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN.

YOUR CYNICISM IS EASY.

FAITH TAKES HARD WORK.

YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

WELL, HERE YOU ARE
TRYING TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET

HOPING I'LL IMPLICATE MY COUSIN

AND THERE'S NOTHING IN IT
FOR YOU.

I'M NO HERO.

I DO THIS BECAUSE I'M ANGRY.

GOOD LAWS GET TWISTED
IN IMPOSSIBLE WAYS.

THE RIGHTS OF THE ACCUSED,
RULES OF EVIDENCE--

IT'S ALL MEANT TO
PROTECT THE INNOCENT

BUT ALL IT SEEMS TO DO
IS SHELTER THE GUILTY.

IT'S A MIRACLE
ANYONE EVER GETS CONVICTED.

A MIRACLE.

LOOK

ESTEBAN WAS WITH A
CONVICTED COCAINE DEALER.

THEY HAD A SUITCASE FULL OF CASH
WHICH HAS SINCE DISAPPEARED.

IT'S YOUR WORD AGAINST HIS.

DO YOU THINK I'M LYING?

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

HELP ME.

HELP ME CATCH HIM.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS HAS BEEN
VERY ENLIGHTENING.

I, UH, THOUGHT ALL BIKERS
WERE ROUGH AND SCARY.

WELL, I THOUGHT ALL DIPLOMATS
WERE STIFF AND STODGY.

GOOD NIGHT.

BUENAS NOCHES, TERESA.

OH, VINCE, YOUR JACKET.

I FORGOT.

KEEP IT.

THEN I'LL HAVE
TO COME BY TOMORROW AND GET IT.

( engine starting )

HE DIDN'T LISTEN.

HOW COULD HE NOT LISTEN?

YOU KNOW RENO.

ONCE HE GETS A BUG
UP HIS... HOLD IT.

DID YOU LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON
IN THE OFFICE?

NOT ME.

LET'S GO.

LOOK, IT'S
THE NEW CLEANING CREW.

HI, KIDS.

SORRY WE'RE HERE
SO LATE, BUT, UH

I DIDN'T WANT TO DROP BY
DURING BUSINESS HOURS.

THIS WOULD BE A
LITTLE DISRUPTIVE.

WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

WE'LL ONLY BE HERE LONG ENOUGH

TO FIND RECORDS
OF YOUR INVOLVEMENT WITH RENO.

YEAH, WELL, HE KEEPS
GIVING US THE SLIP.

THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

I WONDER IF IT'LL GET
A BIG LAUGH IN COURT?

COME ON, BOBBY.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

HOME. TO BED.

YOU GUYS ARE GOING
TO BE HERE ALL NIGHT.

SEE, I WAS WORKING ON THE
COMPUTER THIS AFTERNOON

AND DARN IF THE WHOLE
THING DIDN'T CRASH.

ALL OF OUR FILES
ARE JUST MISSING.

GONE. POOF.

NEXT TIME,
GET YOUR WARRANT

BEFORE THE PAPERS
BREAK YOUR PROMOTION.

GOOD NIGHT, BOYS.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
LOOKING AT, HUH?!

KEEP GOING!

I WANT RENO RAINES.

RENO, MAN, LISTEN, I NEED YOU
TO GET OUT OF TOWN RIGHT AWAY.

WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?

I WENT BACK TO THE OFFICE

AND DUTCHY BOY DIXON WAS
SNARFLING THROUGH THAT PLACE

LIKE HE WAS
A TRUFFLE-HUNTING PIG.

SNARFLING?

WAIT, ARE YOU IN TROUBLE?

NO, I'M NOT IN TROUBLE.

THANK GOD CHEY...
SHE PURGED THE COMPUTERS

BEFORE THEY GOT THERE.

SMART GIRL.
HANG ON TO HER.

IT WILL TAKE ME A DAY
TO BUTTON THIS UP.

NO, NOT A DAY, IT'S TODAY.
HERE. LAX TO LOGAN.

LEAVES IN ABOUT AN HOUR.

LOU COSTELLO?

GREAT. I ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE A COMEDIAN.

GOOD. DOES THAT MEAN
YOU'RE GOING TO GO?

I'LL CASH IN ON A DIFFERENT
TICKET SOON AS I'M READY.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING.

NOW, I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME
VERY CAREFULLY.

OH, GREAT, RENO.

THERE'S A WOMAN INVOLVED,
ISN'T THERE?

THERE IS
A WOMAN INVOLVED.

TELL ME THERE ISN'T ONE.

THERE'S A WOMAN INVOLVED.

SEE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
SOMETHING.

DUTCH HAS GRADUATED.
HE'S GOT MANPOWER.

HE CAN DO WIRETAPS NOW.

WELL, THEN I GUESS
YOU'D BETTER NOT CALL ME.

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN--

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU?

BUENOS DIAS.

WHO ARE YOU?

AMUSE ME-- TAKE A GUESS.

UH... YOU'RE
WITH AMARO?

YOU'RE HIS BUYER.

YOU WANT WHAT
YOU PAID FOR.

AH...

I'D WATCH YOURSELF.

A LOT OF POLICE
PATROL AROUND HERE.

AY! MADRITA
POLICIA AMERICANA.

UNLESS YOUR DIPLOMATIC COVER
COMES WITH A KEVLAR RIBCAGE

YOU SHUT UP, OKAY?

I'M NOT LIKE ANY COP
YOU EVER MET BEFORE.

NOW DRIVE.

DRIVE... WHERE?

TO THE STASH, KNUCKLEHEAD.

WHERE DO YOU THINK?

IT ISN'T IN
THE COUNTRY YET.

I SWEAR.

I TAKE PAYMENT FIRST

THEN MY PEOPLE DOWN SOUTH
SEND THE COCA.

YOU THINK I'M STUPID?

THE ONLY REASON
YOU'RE IN THIS DEAL

IS BECAUSE YOU TRANSPORT IT
PERSONALLY.

ALL RIGHT.

I DO HAVE IT.

BUT I GOT
RID OF IT

TEMPORARILY IN CASE
MY QUARTERS WERE SEARCHED.

KEEP COMING.

I'M UNDER
SOME UNFORTUNATE SCRUTINY

IN MY OWN
CONSULATE

SO I OVERNIGHTED THE PACKAGE.

TO YOURSELF?

YES.

THAT STORY IS SO LAME

I'M ACTUALLY
GOING TO BUY IT.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU GOT A NEW
BUSINESS PARTNER.

BUT ANOTHER BUYER
HAS ALREADY PAID.

BIG PROBLEM, HUH?

YOU GIVE
IT TO ME
SI.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE THEM?

BUT I CAN HELP YOU
WITH THAT TOO.

PLEASE, NO MORE HELP.

WHEN THEY CALL YOU

YOU CALL ME.

WE'LL SET UP A DELIVERY
THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO FORGET.

AND ONE MORE
THING, CHICO...

DON'T PULL THAT DIPLOMATIC
IMMUNITY CRAP ON ME, OKAY?

YOU DOUBLE-CROSS ME

AND I'LL SEND YOU HOME
IN A POUCH.

( pounds steering wheel )

( horn honks )

HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

GOT THESE FOR YOU

AND I'M GOING TO NEED
A SIGNATURE ON THIS ONE.

MISS T. ROMERO.

I'M TERESA ROMERO.

HMM.

I WONDER WHAT
IT COULD BE.

SECRET ADMIRER?

THANK YOU.

SECRET ADMIRER, HUH?

NOT SO SECRET,
I'M AFRAID.

GIVE THAT BACK.

HEY, EVERYBODY KNOWS

ABOUT YOUR
LONG-HAIRED
GRINGO OUTLAW.

KISSING IN FRONT
OF THE HOUSE...

TERESA...

WE DIDN'T KISS.

VERY INDISCREET.

YOU USED ME?

YOU PUT MY CAREER IN JEOPARDY?
MY LIFE?

TERESA, MI AMOR, WE'RE FAMILY.

FINE. LET'S GO OPEN THAT BOX
TOGETHER IN THE CONSUL'S OFFICE.

BAD IDEA.

YOUR ADDRESS ON THE LABEL

YOUR SIGNATURE IN
THE DELIVERY LOG...

VERY INCRIMINATING.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS, ESTEBAN?

YOU DON'T NEED MONEY.

YOU'RE THE AMBASSADOR'S SON.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I DO IT.

OUT THERE, I'M NO ONE'S SON.

I'M THE MAN.

BY THE WAY, NEXT TIME
YOU MEET YOUR FRIEND

ASK HIM WHY HE COULDN'T
TURN ME IN AT THE COUNTY JAIL

AND WHY HE FLED THE POLICE WHEN
THEY CAME ABOUT MY PORSCHE, HUH?

VINCE, I NEED
TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

BECAUSE I'M WANTED
BY THE LAW, THAT'S WHY.

AND WHAT CRIME
ARE YOU WANTED FOR?

MURDER.

YOU COULDN'T KILL ANYONE.

HOW CAN YOU
BE SO SURE?

I'M SURE.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I WAS FRAMED
AND FALSELY CONVICTED BY A...

CORRUPT POLICE LIEUTENANT.

SO NOW YOU RUN.

NOW I RUN.

YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT ESTEBAN.

I GOT SOME KIND OF PACKAGE TODAY

AND HE WAS WAITING
TO INTERCEPT IT.

ABOUT SHOE BOX SIZE,
SIX TO SEVEN POUNDS?

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

THREE KILOS.
IT JUST ABOUT MATCHES THE MONEY.

WHERE'D HE PUT IT?

HE TOOK IT TO HIS QUARTERS,
I THINK.

HIS CAR WASN'T OUT FRONT.

WHERE'D HE GO?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M GOING TO LOOK
FOR THE PACKAGE.

HOW, BY KICKING DOWN DOORS?

SLOW DOWN, VINCE.

I'M SORRY, TERESA,
BUT TIME'S RUNNING OUT FOR ME.

THAT COP
I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT--

HE'S GETTING CLOSER.

THIS IS FOREIGN SOIL.

I SAID THIS IS
FOREIGN SOIL.
WHAT?

HE CAN'T TOUCH YOU HERE.

THE SAME LAW THAT PROTECTS
ESTEBAN PROTECTS YOU.

( chuckling )

GREAT.

MAYBE I OUGHT
TO JUST MOVE IN HERE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD.

NICE DREAMS.

SOME DREAMS COME TRUE.

HAVE YOU EVER
CONSIDERED MARRIAGE?

TERESA, STOP.

NO. IT'S DONE ALL THE TIME.

PEOPLE MARRY TO GAIN RESIDENCY.

THEY DON'T MARRY
CONVICTED MURDERERS.

I THINK OF YOU MORE
AS A REFUGEE.

SEEKING POLITICAL ASYLUM.

WELL, IT'S NOT SO FAR
FROM THE TRUTH, IS IT?

IT ALSO HAPPENS THAT
OUR TWO COUNTRIES

HAVE NO
EXTRADITION
TREATY.

YOU'RE SERIOUS, AREN'T YOU?

I, UH, HARDLY...

I MEAN, WE HAVEN'T...

MADE LOVE?

MY GRANDPARENTS ARRANGED
MY PARENTS' MARRIAGE

WHEN THEY WERE BABIES

AND THEY MET WHEN
THEY WERE TEENAGERS.

NOW THEY'RE
IN THEIR 60s

AND BEEN MARRIED
40 YEARS

AND I'VE NEVER MET
A HAPPIER COUPLE.

BUT WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER
FOR TWO DAYS.

I BELIEVE
IN MY INSTINCTS.

TERESA...

I CAN'T.

YOU CAN...

IF YOU WANT TO.

LOVE WILL COME
SOON ENOUGH.

( car approaching )

COME ON.

ESTEBAN...

WHERE'S
THE PACKAGE?

SHE TOLD YOU.

DID YOU ASK HIM MY QUESTIONS?

DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS?

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

OH, REALLY?

( yells )

SHOOT HIM!

WAIT!

HE'S A CONVICTED MURDERER!

NO!

SUELTAN LAS ARMAS!

SUELTAN!

AL DENTRO.

BACK IN THE HOUSE!
MOVE!

YOU SEE, TERESA?!

YOU SEE WHO HE IS?!

I KNOW EXACTLY WHO HE IS.

NOW GO, BEFORE MORE COME.

AND THINK ABOUT MY PROPOSAL.

I HAVE.

AND I ACCEPT.

( grunts )

YOU LIKE YOUR
PARKING PLACE?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOURS LOOKS BIGGER.

DON'T FORGET IT.

LET'S GO TO WORK.

EXPECTING GREAT THINGS
FROM YOU, DON.

IT'S DON, RIGHT?

YEAH, DON IS FINE.

DUTCH WORKS TOO.

THERE'S A LOT OF TRADITION
THAT GOES WITH THIS BADGE.

SOME OF US WOULD RATHER DIE

THAN TO SEE IT ABUSED
OR DISHONORED.

WELL, THAT'S A CLUB
I'D LIKE TO GET INTO.

GOOD.

'CAUSE THERE WERE A FEW THINGS
ON YOUR BAY CITY SHEET

THAT, UH... WELL,
THAT KIND OF RAISED MY EYEBROWS.

SORT OF THE WAY
YOU GOT THIS JOB.

LET'S GET SOMETHING
OUT ON THE TABLE, OKAY?

I'VE GOT A WEAKNESS.

I'M OVERZEALOUS.

I THINK I'M
JUST COMPENSATING

FOR ALL THE DRONES
WHO PHONE IT IN.

NOT MANY OF THOSE
IN THIS LEAGUE.

IF YOU EVER SEE ME
OUT OVER THE LINE

YOU TELL ME.

WE'LL DO SOMETHING
ABOUT IT.

BUT IF YOU CATCH ME
BEING LAZY OR SLOPPY

I WANT YOU TO FIRE ME
ON THE SPOT.

AGREE?

AGREE.

( phone rings )

YOU ANSWER THAT.

I'LL SEE YOU INSIDE.

DIXON.

It's Cortez.

I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE YOU UP
ON YOUR OFFER.

THAT'S A WISE DECISION.

TELL ME SOMETHING--
THOSE PANTS EVER COME CLEAN?

I WAS CONTACTED BY MY BUYERS
AND I HAVE ARRANGED A MEETING.

WELL, THIS IS A BUENOS DIAS.

MEET ME AT MY CONSULATE.

WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD?

IN MY OWN BACKYARD
IS THE ONLY PLACE I'M SAFE.

4:00.

I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.

EXCUSE ME,
BUT YOU'RE GETTING WHAT?

MARRIED.

CONGRATULATIONS.

ARE YOU INSANE?

IT'S PURELY PRACTICAL.

OH, SURE.

A MATTER OF CONVENIENCE.

NOT FOR HER, I'LL BET.

SHE BELIEVES I'M INNOCENT.
SHE'S WILLING

TO DO THIS FOR ME

AND HER COUNTRY
DOESN'T EXTRADITE.

MY GOD, IT'S THE
COSTA VERDEAN BARRACUDA!

HER NAME IS TERESA.

AY CARAMBA.

SHE THINKS SHE CAN GET THEIR
AUTHORITIES TO PUT HIM AWAY.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
JUST REWIND, OKAY?

YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED
AND MOVING TO COSTA VERDE?

YOU SAID IT
YOURSELF, BOBBY.

THERE'S NO PLACE FOR ME
TO LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY.

DIXON WILL FOLLOW ME INTO HELL.

WILL YOU TALK TO HIM?

RENO, YOU'RE REALLY
GOING TO DO THIS?

I THINK SO.

I'M GOING TO MAKE A LIFE.

A REAL LIFE.

THIS MIGHT BE
MY ONLY CHANCE, CHEY.

WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
A COUPLE OF WITNESSES.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BOBBY?

NO, HE'S NOT GOING
TO NEED ANY WITNESSES.

HE NEEDS THERAPY.

DON'T MIND HIM.

HE'S NOT GOOD
WITH CHANGE.

SO WHEN'S
THE BIG DAY?

THIS IS IT.

SHE'S WAITING FOR ME RIGHT NOW.

TODAY?!

THIS IS SOME HACIENDA
YOU GOT HERE, CHICO.

WE'RE MEETING THE BUYERS
AT A PLACE ON SUNSET.

AND THESE ARE
THE PARTY FAVORS, HUH?

DO YOU CULTIVATE BEING ANNOYING
OR WERE YOU BORN THIS WAY?

A LITTLE OF BOTH, I GUESS.

ANSWER THE QUESTION.

YES.

YES.

OKAY.

ANYBODY ELSE KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS?

NO ONE.

MY COUSIN SUSPECTS
BUT, UH, SHE'S TAKEN CARE OF.

YOUR COUSIN?

YES. SHE'S JUNIOR
ECONOMIC ADVISOR

AT THE CONSULATE.

SHE'S BEING CORRUPTED BY
AN AMERICAN WHO ARRESTED O'MARA.

BOBBY SIXKILLER?

NO. THE OTHER ONE.
THE HIPPIE ON THE BIG CHOPPER.

REALLY?

YES. SHE SAYS
SHE'LL MARRY ( bleep )

TAKE HIM HOME TO HER COUNTRY.

WHEN?

THEY'RE AT THE COURTHOUSE
RIGHT NOW

GETTING
THE LICENSE.

HEY! WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.

I REALLY THINK
WE SHOULD THINK THIS OVER.

SHUT UP, BOBBY.

YOU READY?

NO.

YEAH.

HI.

HI.

( clears throat )

OH. SORRY.

TERESA ROMERO,
CHEYENNE PHILLIPS.

CONGRATULATIONS.

THANK YOU.

AND THAT'S BOBBY
SIXKILLER RIGHT THERE.

YES, WE'VE MET.

WELL, COME ON.

LET'S DO IT.

THIS IS FEDERAL
MARSHAL DONALD DIXON.

I HAVE A FELON LOOSE
IN THE COURTHOUSE.

REQUEST IMMEDIATE BACKUP.

THAT'S IT.

OH, COME ON.

HI.

WE WANT TO GET MARRIED.

YOU TRYING TO GET HER
A GREEN CARD?

ACTUALLY,
IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

YEAH, RIGHT.

YOU'VE GOT
EVERYTHING YOU NEED.

YOU TWO WILL HAVE TO WAIT
TILL TOMORROW. I'M CLOSING.

WHAT?

Cheyenne:
OH, NO.

WE'RE JUST
THEIR WITNESSES.

WELL, IN THAT CASE

SIGN RIGHT HERE.

WELL...

THAT'S IT?

NO "NOW YOU MAY KISS
THE BRIDE?"

IT'S THE '90s, CHIEF.

I RECKON THEY'VE
DONE THAT ALREADY.

NO "IS THERE
ANY REASON WHY

"THESE TWO
SHOULDN'T BE JOINED

IN HOLY
MATRIMONY"?

Dixon:
YEAH, WELL, I GOT A PROBLEM.

SORRY I POOPED THE PARTY, RENO,
BUT, UH...

WASN'T GOING TO LAST ANYWAY.

TAKE IT EASY,
ALL RIGHT?

GO, RENO, GO!

( gunshots )

THERE'S NO WAY OUT.

( gunshots )

HE'S GOT CHEY.

RENO, YOU'RE TRAPPED.

SEND THE GIRL OUT.

OH, HE'S RIGHT.

YOU GOT TO GO.

I'LL GO, ALL RIGHT.

TERESA!

( gunshot )

OH, GEE.

NO!

KILLER!

YOU'RE A KILLER!

RENO, STOP IT!

COME ON, MAN,
YOU'LL KILL HIM.

STOP IT!

ARE YOU OKAY?

I'M FINE.
IT'S JUST MY ARM.

GO. RUN.
NO.

LET'S GO, MAN.
THEY'RE COMING!

GO. I'LL FIND YOU.

I LOVE YOU, VINCE.

( siren wailing )

RENO...
MY NAME'S RENO.

I LOVE YOU.

GET OUT OF HERE!

I LOVE YOU TOO.

COME ON.

IN 14 YEARS AS A FEDERAL OFFICER

I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH
PRODIGIOUS RESULTS

DELIVERED SO QUICKLY
BY A NEW RECRUIT.

IN HIS FIRST WEEK ON THE JOB,
ROOKIE MARSHAL DONALD DIXON

WAS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE
FOR SHUTTING DOWN

A MAJOR COCAINE PIPELINE
OUT OF CENTRAL AMERICA.

I'M GOING TO LET HIM
TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY.

DUTCH?

THANK YOU, JACK.

THE LINCHPIN OF THIS OPERATION
WAS A COSTA VERDEAN DIPLOMAT

WHO WAS USING HIS COUNTRY'S
OWN DIPLOMATIC POUCH

TO SMUGGLE DRUGS
INTO THIS COUNTRY.

I SIMPLY CONVINCED HIM THAT
HE MIGHT HAVE A BETTER CHANCE

WITH THE AMERICAN SYSTEM
OF JUSTICE

THAN WITH THAT PACK
OF ANGRY DRUGLORDS

IN HIS OWN COUNTRY.

Bobby:
AND I'M
SINEAD O'CONNOR.

WELL, WHOOP-DE-DO.

SAYS HERE THEY DIDN'T
RECOVER ANY DRUGS.

ISN'T THAT A DARN SHAME.

I WONDER HOW DUTCH
MISSED THOSE THREE KILOS?

( clears throat )

GUYS...

OH.

HEY... DO YOU
HEAR THE PHONE?

I THINK I'M ABOUT TO.

WELL, ARE YOU
MY HUSBAND?

I DON'T THINK
WE MADE IT.

WE'LL DO IT BACK HOME.

MY PARENTS WILL WANT
A BIG CHURCH WEDDING ANYWAY...

TERESA...

I CAN'T.

IF YOU'D HAVE DIED,
I WOULD HAVE KILLED
MYSELF.

BUT I'M FINE.

THIS TIME.

THERE WON'T BE
A NEXT TIME.

NOT IN COSTA VERDE.

WE KNOW THE WAY
THIS MAN WORKS.

YOU THINK
A LINE IN A MAP

IS GOING
TO STOP HIM?

I'LL NEVER FORGET

AND I'LL ALWAYS
BE GRATEFUL.

I NEVER HAD A CHANCE
TO GIVE YOU THIS.

OH, I CAN'T.

KEEP IT.

TO REMEMBER
YOUR WEDDING DAY.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I HAVE MY VERY OWN

BULLET HOLE.

HOW MANY GIRLS
CAN SAY THAT, HMM?

AND BY THE WAY, RENO...

YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.