Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 8, Episode 16 - New Beds - full transcript
Space Escape: The guys have to escape from someone bad. / New Beds: The guys get new beds.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Quiet, everyone.
Muscle Man, status report.
Okay, okay.
We're out of range.
I can't believe
what just happened.
Sureshot, Rawls.
Do you think they're...
Let's not
think about that now.
I... I'm sure they're fine.
But what's the deal
with that Anti-Pops guy?
Why is he out to get us?
Not us. Pops.
I don't know
why he'd be after me.
Does he think
I owe him money or something?
Um.
We've got our coordinates.
we should keep
going on our mission.
Full systems check.
Dome integrity at 100%.
No damage to engines.
Power systems and shields
at full capacity.
Whoa, seriously?
We didn't get hit at all?
Wait a sec.
It actually looks like
there's one place
we sustained damage.
My bed. How did this happen?
[TOILET FLUSHES]
I guess we'll never know.
Uh, I need a new bed.
You know, I need one, too.
I never had a bed at the park.
My bed turned into a computer.
Uch. As if it wasn't
enough for them
to blow up the Space Tree
and chase us halfway into
the next sector,
most of us don't even have
a place to sleep.
Before we continue our mission,
we're gonna get new beds.
Eileen, plot a course
to the closest bed store.
Uh, I'm not 100% sure
how to do that.
Eileen, figure out
how to plot a course
to the closest bed store.
Whoa. This is the biggest UMAK
I've ever seen.
I can't wait to have
some of their meatballs.
Okay, you guys guard the dome
while we're gone.
All right,
Captain Benson, bro.
Maggie?
Maggie?
Has anybody
seen my girlfriend?
Now stick together.
We don't want to get lost.
Howdy, folks.
[ALL SCREAM]
Welcome to UMAK's
intergalactic flagship.
Your source for modern furniture
that's not only inexpensive,
it's durable, too.
BOTH: Heh heh heh.
Wooden butt.
[CHUCKLING]
And make sure
you check out our cafe
and have one of our famous
meatball subs.
I-I-I-It's meat.
What's the question mark for?
Never mind that.
Here's a map.
There. Beds--sector 115Z.
Is that far?
Yes. Now you better
get moving.
[♪♪♪]
Rigby, there's no way
I'm buying that bed.
Aw, come on. It's the thrill
you've always wanted in a bed.
Hmm. I'm not sure
about this one.
This one's cheap.
I'll take it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't just buy
the first bed you see.
You got to sleep on it
every night.
This is one thing
you don't skimp on.
You know what? You're right.
I'll take the full.
Uh, excuse me.
We're ready to check out.
[SIGHS] Go to the checkout.
What?
You take the card
with your bed's item number
down to the warehouse,
and that's where
you get your beds.
Where's the warehouse?
So, you know, all the way back
where you came in?
Yeah.
Further than that.
[ALL GROAN]
Hey. You know what
I could use right now?
Some meatballs.
POPS: It does feel good
to rest a bit.
We shouldn't be out in the open
this long.
This was supposed to be
a quick mission.
What if there's somebody
after us?
Oh, lighten up, Benson.
Mmm. Mmm. Nice.
Oh, yeah. Real good.
Uhh.
It's only two space creds.
What did you expect?
Enough with
the meatballs already.
Let's get those beds.
Ma'am, you need to
bus your tray.
Bus this.
Come on.
I don't make the rules.
I think someone
is following us.
Really?
EILEEN: Eh, it's just
a really ugly chair.
Let's keep moving.
Whew.
Hey, have you seen a girl
named Maggie around here?
Shh.
You see, I went to the bathroom
a couple months ago, and--
[SCREAMS]
[ALL GASP]
Pops,
you're coming with me.
What?
Run.
[ALL PANTING]
[GROWLS]
[PANTS]
Man, who buys this stuff?
BENSON: Who cares? Come on.
You can't run forever.
Ha ha ha ha.
Aah. A dead-end.
What are we gonna do?
Oh, man, the bounty
I'm gonna collect
after catching you guys
is gonna be as big as
this big furniture.
Aah. We're trapped.
MAN: Get in.
What?
I said get in.
Don't worry. You're safe now.
Who are you?
Show yourself.
I am the armoire
you're hiding in.
My name is Glomb.
What's going on?
[GASPS]
I can't believe my drawers.
It is you--the Chosen One.
It is an honour.
The Chosen One? But I'm Pops.
Heh. What an unusual name.
Yeah, whatever you say,
Gloom-b.
Who are you, anyways?
I am one of many operatives
stationed throughout the galaxy
sworn to protect
the Chosen On-- eh, Pops.
The galaxy?
They all know who I am?
Of course.
The resistance exists
solely to aid you
in your quest to defeat
He Who Will Erase Us.
Anti-Pops.
Anti-Pops?
Oh, yes.
Heh heh. I get it.
How do we know
we can trust you?
And why do you think our Pops
is the Chosen One?
I recognized him
from the sacred mark I bear--
the symbol of the resistance.
A tattoo of me? Oh, my.
So permanent.
And it hurt like heck,
which will go the same for you
if that bounty hunter
catches you
and delivers you
to He Who Will Erase--
Anti-Pops.
Yes, exactly.
It's imperative we get you
out of here as soon as possible.
Here. Behind me
is a shortcut to the exit.
[GRUNTS]
Sorry,
it gets stuck sometimes.
I'm very cheaply made.
Go. Go quickly.
I...
I don't know what to say,
but thank you very much.
The honour was mine.
Now fly. Fly, you fool.
We're almost to the exit.
Come on.
Wait.
We're not leaving
without those beds.
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTS]
Okay, last one,
then we're out of here.
[STRAINS]
[GRUNTS]
Why'd you have to get
a metal bed, Pops, hmm?
I heard
it's good for your back.
[ALL GASP]
You should've left
when you had the chance.
I know.
Well, now you don't have to
worry about it
because even without
those beds,
I'll make sure you get
a good night's sleep.
[SING-SONG] Upsy-daisy.
Looks like we've been getting
some complaints
from our employees,
what with you
shooting 'em and all.
Run for it.
Hey.
See what I mean?
Quick.
Into the clearance section.
Everybody, split up.
[SQUEALS]
Just give me Pops,
and this'll all be over.
Never.
[GRUNTS]
Uh-oh.
Unh.
Pops, can you use your powers
to try and stop her?
[GROANS]
It's not working.
Never mind.
Just keep running, Pops.
You might be the only one
who could defeat Anti-Pops.
We'll try to hold her off.
I'm not running.
If all my friends are fighting,
I'm fighting, too.
[SCREAMS]
Oh.
[GASPS]
Get ready. Unh.
Unh.
Rigby, watch out.
Let me out of here.
[WHIRRING]
No. Unh. Unh.
So how was the store?
We got chased by a bounty hunter
and almost died.
How was it here?
Oh, wow.
Me and Muscle Man
were gonna eat burritos,
and we thought
there was only one,
but turns out there was
a second one hiding underneath,
so it all worked out.
That was a close call, guys.
Glad we got out of there.
Yeah, for now.
How many more bounty hunters
are on the lookout for Pops?
It doesn't matter. As long as
we're working together
and we got each other's backs,
I think we'll be fine.
Yeah, like how Muscle Man and I
worked together
to fix that thing
with our burritos.
Yeah, that's sort of the idea.
Great.
Now, does anybody
know how to assemble these beds?
OTHERS: Uh...
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Quiet, everyone.
Muscle Man, status report.
Okay, okay.
We're out of range.
I can't believe
what just happened.
Sureshot, Rawls.
Do you think they're...
Let's not
think about that now.
I... I'm sure they're fine.
But what's the deal
with that Anti-Pops guy?
Why is he out to get us?
Not us. Pops.
I don't know
why he'd be after me.
Does he think
I owe him money or something?
Um.
We've got our coordinates.
we should keep
going on our mission.
Full systems check.
Dome integrity at 100%.
No damage to engines.
Power systems and shields
at full capacity.
Whoa, seriously?
We didn't get hit at all?
Wait a sec.
It actually looks like
there's one place
we sustained damage.
My bed. How did this happen?
[TOILET FLUSHES]
I guess we'll never know.
Uh, I need a new bed.
You know, I need one, too.
I never had a bed at the park.
My bed turned into a computer.
Uch. As if it wasn't
enough for them
to blow up the Space Tree
and chase us halfway into
the next sector,
most of us don't even have
a place to sleep.
Before we continue our mission,
we're gonna get new beds.
Eileen, plot a course
to the closest bed store.
Uh, I'm not 100% sure
how to do that.
Eileen, figure out
how to plot a course
to the closest bed store.
Whoa. This is the biggest UMAK
I've ever seen.
I can't wait to have
some of their meatballs.
Okay, you guys guard the dome
while we're gone.
All right,
Captain Benson, bro.
Maggie?
Maggie?
Has anybody
seen my girlfriend?
Now stick together.
We don't want to get lost.
Howdy, folks.
[ALL SCREAM]
Welcome to UMAK's
intergalactic flagship.
Your source for modern furniture
that's not only inexpensive,
it's durable, too.
BOTH: Heh heh heh.
Wooden butt.
[CHUCKLING]
And make sure
you check out our cafe
and have one of our famous
meatball subs.
I-I-I-It's meat.
What's the question mark for?
Never mind that.
Here's a map.
There. Beds--sector 115Z.
Is that far?
Yes. Now you better
get moving.
[♪♪♪]
Rigby, there's no way
I'm buying that bed.
Aw, come on. It's the thrill
you've always wanted in a bed.
Hmm. I'm not sure
about this one.
This one's cheap.
I'll take it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't just buy
the first bed you see.
You got to sleep on it
every night.
This is one thing
you don't skimp on.
You know what? You're right.
I'll take the full.
Uh, excuse me.
We're ready to check out.
[SIGHS] Go to the checkout.
What?
You take the card
with your bed's item number
down to the warehouse,
and that's where
you get your beds.
Where's the warehouse?
So, you know, all the way back
where you came in?
Yeah.
Further than that.
[ALL GROAN]
Hey. You know what
I could use right now?
Some meatballs.
POPS: It does feel good
to rest a bit.
We shouldn't be out in the open
this long.
This was supposed to be
a quick mission.
What if there's somebody
after us?
Oh, lighten up, Benson.
Mmm. Mmm. Nice.
Oh, yeah. Real good.
Uhh.
It's only two space creds.
What did you expect?
Enough with
the meatballs already.
Let's get those beds.
Ma'am, you need to
bus your tray.
Bus this.
Come on.
I don't make the rules.
I think someone
is following us.
Really?
EILEEN: Eh, it's just
a really ugly chair.
Let's keep moving.
Whew.
Hey, have you seen a girl
named Maggie around here?
Shh.
You see, I went to the bathroom
a couple months ago, and--
[SCREAMS]
[ALL GASP]
Pops,
you're coming with me.
What?
Run.
[ALL PANTING]
[GROWLS]
[PANTS]
Man, who buys this stuff?
BENSON: Who cares? Come on.
You can't run forever.
Ha ha ha ha.
Aah. A dead-end.
What are we gonna do?
Oh, man, the bounty
I'm gonna collect
after catching you guys
is gonna be as big as
this big furniture.
Aah. We're trapped.
MAN: Get in.
What?
I said get in.
Don't worry. You're safe now.
Who are you?
Show yourself.
I am the armoire
you're hiding in.
My name is Glomb.
What's going on?
[GASPS]
I can't believe my drawers.
It is you--the Chosen One.
It is an honour.
The Chosen One? But I'm Pops.
Heh. What an unusual name.
Yeah, whatever you say,
Gloom-b.
Who are you, anyways?
I am one of many operatives
stationed throughout the galaxy
sworn to protect
the Chosen On-- eh, Pops.
The galaxy?
They all know who I am?
Of course.
The resistance exists
solely to aid you
in your quest to defeat
He Who Will Erase Us.
Anti-Pops.
Anti-Pops?
Oh, yes.
Heh heh. I get it.
How do we know
we can trust you?
And why do you think our Pops
is the Chosen One?
I recognized him
from the sacred mark I bear--
the symbol of the resistance.
A tattoo of me? Oh, my.
So permanent.
And it hurt like heck,
which will go the same for you
if that bounty hunter
catches you
and delivers you
to He Who Will Erase--
Anti-Pops.
Yes, exactly.
It's imperative we get you
out of here as soon as possible.
Here. Behind me
is a shortcut to the exit.
[GRUNTS]
Sorry,
it gets stuck sometimes.
I'm very cheaply made.
Go. Go quickly.
I...
I don't know what to say,
but thank you very much.
The honour was mine.
Now fly. Fly, you fool.
We're almost to the exit.
Come on.
Wait.
We're not leaving
without those beds.
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTS]
Okay, last one,
then we're out of here.
[STRAINS]
[GRUNTS]
Why'd you have to get
a metal bed, Pops, hmm?
I heard
it's good for your back.
[ALL GASP]
You should've left
when you had the chance.
I know.
Well, now you don't have to
worry about it
because even without
those beds,
I'll make sure you get
a good night's sleep.
[SING-SONG] Upsy-daisy.
Looks like we've been getting
some complaints
from our employees,
what with you
shooting 'em and all.
Run for it.
Hey.
See what I mean?
Quick.
Into the clearance section.
Everybody, split up.
[SQUEALS]
Just give me Pops,
and this'll all be over.
Never.
[GRUNTS]
Uh-oh.
Unh.
Pops, can you use your powers
to try and stop her?
[GROANS]
It's not working.
Never mind.
Just keep running, Pops.
You might be the only one
who could defeat Anti-Pops.
We'll try to hold her off.
I'm not running.
If all my friends are fighting,
I'm fighting, too.
[SCREAMS]
Oh.
[GASPS]
Get ready. Unh.
Unh.
Rigby, watch out.
Let me out of here.
[WHIRRING]
No. Unh. Unh.
So how was the store?
We got chased by a bounty hunter
and almost died.
How was it here?
Oh, wow.
Me and Muscle Man
were gonna eat burritos,
and we thought
there was only one,
but turns out there was
a second one hiding underneath,
so it all worked out.
That was a close call, guys.
Glad we got out of there.
Yeah, for now.
How many more bounty hunters
are on the lookout for Pops?
It doesn't matter. As long as
we're working together
and we got each other's backs,
I think we'll be fine.
Yeah, like how Muscle Man and I
worked together
to fix that thing
with our burritos.
Yeah, that's sort of the idea.
Great.
Now, does anybody
know how to assemble these beds?
OTHERS: Uh...
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]