Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 7, Episode 8 - Struck by Lightning - full transcript
Muscle Man and HFG get struck by lightning after a football match and lose their memory of being friends together. Will they be able to remember?
[♪♪♪]
SKIPS:
the score is 28-28.
Next touchdown wins.
But who's gonna
take it home,
the Tame Gamers
or the Disaster Boys?
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
Oh, goodness!
It's storming!
Well, I guess that's that.
Let's go inside.
Oh, so I guess
you forfeit?
And risk being
struck by lightning?
Yes, we forfeit.
Oh, come on!
People don't actually
get struck by lightning.
That's just
an old wives' tale.
Yeah, yeah. We got a bunch
of old wives over here, ha-ha.
Oh, it's on.
[♪♪♪]
Hut, hut, hike!
Unh!
I got it! I got it!
[GRUNTS, CHUCKLES]
[BOTH GROAN]
I got it! I got it! Yes!
Hunh!
Whoo! Whoo!
BOTH:
Yes! Whoo! Whoo!
BOTH [CHANTING]:
Hoo-ho, hoo-ho,
hoo-ho, whoo!
You know who else likes
to mess around in the rain?
My mom!
[BOTH LAUGH]
[THUNDER CRASHES]
MAN:
Looks like they're coming
out of it.
Where...am I?
Don't worry.
You're in a hospital.
You're perfectly safe...
assuming you have insurance.
Now, you've suffered
a serious shock,
so we need to ask
a few questions.
What's your name?
Mitch Sorenstein.
Where do you live?
In a trailer
with my wife, Starla.
Good. And your occupation?
I work at the park.
I'm a groundskeeper.
Mm. Looks like
everything's normal.
I just have one question
for you, doc.
Who's this guy?
[ALL GASP]
Hi. I'm Hi Five Ghost.
I work at the park too.
I'm surprised we never
ran into each other.
You guys really don't
remember each other?
What are you talking about,
Mordecai? Why should we?
Yeah. How could I remember
someone I just met?
How bad is it, doctor?
They're suffering from a very
specific form of amnesia,
one that only targets the
memories of their friendship.
We're friends? Huh.
Huh.
Is it treatable?
It's my medical opinion
that you should go home and try
to help jog their memories.
HI FIVE GHOST:
We've been friends
since high school?
Since you almost died
in the crash pit.
Huh. I don't know
if I see it.
No offense.
None taken.
I feel like I remember
crashing cars in the crash pit,
but not this guy.
Hmm. Same.
You guys really don't feel
any connection at all?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Nope.
Oh, come on.
You know how Rigby and I
have our things like...
BOTH:
Whoa! Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hummus!
Hunh!
And you guys have your things,
like taking off your...
Shoes?
Take off my shoes?
I wouldn't
advise that, bro.
How about doing high...?
Eating chicken wi..?
BOTH:
Hmm.
Not really
ringing a bell. Sorry.
Okay, fine.
We'll show you.
Okay! you guys
are doing great!
Now spin your shirt!
[GRUNTS NERVOUSLY]
No! Like take it off,
over your head!
Whoo! Whoo!
Woo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Are you guys
sure this is okay?
We're really doing
some damage to the lawn.
[♪♪♪]
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, this is great.
Nice. How about you?
You feeling it?
I guess it's just not for me.
No offense.
None taken. Mmm.
BOTH:
Hmm.
Man,
what an awesome day.
This guy must be
the greatest friend.
How about we try some
of what you like to do?
Okay, cool.
You mean, like going
to the record store
or hanging with Celia
or taking
my Esperanto class?
Uh, well, actually,
you didn't do any of that
with Muscle Man, so...
Oh.
We made something
that might help.
A film!
A fil--
Well, a video.
We made a video
of you guys together.
We went
into the archives
and put together
this film as best we could.
Video. It's really more of a...
Oh, it's starting.
As my best man,
it's your job
to feed me fried food
till I pass out!
Ha-ha, you got it!
Heh-heh. Nice.
Hmm.
Ahh...ahh...
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Aw, yeah.
Now, that is funny.
Hmm.
Heh-heh...
Oh.
Fives, I put on
too much tanning oil,
and now I can't get up!
Don't worry!
I'll help!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[GROANS]
[GRUNTING]
Wow!
What wonderful memories!
[POPS CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
I think I'm gonna call it
a night, if that's okay.
[SADLY]
Thanks.
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
[SIGHS]
Man, after watching that,
I wouldn't even
be friends with me.
I want you to give it
to me straight, bros.
Am I not cool?
Well... It never
really mattered.
Hi Five was there,
so you were cool to someone.
Brutal.
[SIGHS]
[WHIMPERS, CLEARS THROAT]
Without him,
I'm just a loser.
I gotta start
taking this seriously.
I can't let this
slip through my fingers.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
Hmm?
[PLAYING ELECTRONIC TONES]
♪ Animal ol-- ♪
[CLEARS THROAT]
♪ Animal olives
Were packed in a jar ♪
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Hey, bro. Cool song.
Muscle Man's
at the door.
[SIGHS]
Yes?
Bro, I know
I don't seem very cool,
but there's gotta be a reason
we were friends,
and I don't wanna
lose that.
There's one thing to save our
friendship we haven't tried yet.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
Listen,
it's been a long day,
and I really need
to recharge.
Please.
This is the last thing.
Just slap me
some skin.
[♪♪♪]
[GROANS]
Come on! Don't leave me
hanging, bro!
[SIGHS]
If it's the last thing.
Ah...hunh!
[THUNDER CRASHES]
[MONITOR BEEPING]
Hospital again!
So, tell me,
do you guys
remember each other yet?
BOTH:
No.
But we can't give up.
We gotta do whatever it takes.
I don't know, Mitch.
Maybe this is a sign that our
friendship isn't meant to be.
Don't say that, bro!
Hey, what are you doing?
You can't leave!
Actually, I was thinking
about going on a road trip.
I have a lot to think about,
like, what is a friend, really?
What does any of this mean?
Are we all alone
on this big blue pebble?
Wait! Please, wait.
You know who else
has a lot to think about?
Who?
My mom!
Hmm.
I don't really get it.
[CRYING]
Mitch?
[DOOR SLAMS]
[CRYING CONTINUES]
Mitch!
Fun bun?
[THUNDER CRASHES]
What's it gonna take
for you to be my friend?
[SOBBING, GASPS]
Starla, you're gonna have
to tape our shows tonight,
'cause I'm not coming back
without my best friend.
Mwah!
[♪♪♪]
[BUZZES]
You just missed him.
He went to the bus station.
[♪♪♪]
If you came to change my mind,
you're wasting your time.
No, bro. I just wanna give you
a ride to the bus station.
Really?
Really.
It's the least
I could do.
Well... Okay.
Yeah. Thank you.
[MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY ON RADIO]
[CLEARS THROAT]
Uh, if you don't
like the music,
you can change it or whatever.
Oh, no. It's okay.
Well, looks like
my stop's coming up.
Oh. Uh, I think you just
passed the bus station.
Well, that's okay.
I'm sure we can make a legal
U-turn at the next light.
[ENGINE REVS]
Hey!
I'm jaywalking here!
Oh, no.
We're not going
to the bus stop?
Where are you taking me?
I figured it out, bro.
It all came together
in here.
They told us
about the crash pit.
They said that's where
it all started.
And now
that's where this ends.
You're going
off the rails, man!
[GASPING]
You'll see. Unh!
[TIRES SQUEAL]
[SCREAMS]
Do you trust me, bro?
No! No, I don't!
Look at what you're doing!
This is crazy!
Please stop!
[SCREAMS]
[♪♪♪]
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
[DISTORTED LAUGHING]
BOTH:
I remember everything!
Too bad we're gonna die.
Not on my watch.
[♪♪♪]
BOTH:
Woo-hoo!
[EXPLOSION]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
That was
a close one, ha-ha-ha!
Wow, thanks for not giving up
on our friendship, Muscle Man.
You know who else
doesn't give up on friendship?
My mom!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
SKIPS:
the score is 28-28.
Next touchdown wins.
But who's gonna
take it home,
the Tame Gamers
or the Disaster Boys?
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
Oh, goodness!
It's storming!
Well, I guess that's that.
Let's go inside.
Oh, so I guess
you forfeit?
And risk being
struck by lightning?
Yes, we forfeit.
Oh, come on!
People don't actually
get struck by lightning.
That's just
an old wives' tale.
Yeah, yeah. We got a bunch
of old wives over here, ha-ha.
Oh, it's on.
[♪♪♪]
Hut, hut, hike!
Unh!
I got it! I got it!
[GRUNTS, CHUCKLES]
[BOTH GROAN]
I got it! I got it! Yes!
Hunh!
Whoo! Whoo!
BOTH:
Yes! Whoo! Whoo!
BOTH [CHANTING]:
Hoo-ho, hoo-ho,
hoo-ho, whoo!
You know who else likes
to mess around in the rain?
My mom!
[BOTH LAUGH]
[THUNDER CRASHES]
MAN:
Looks like they're coming
out of it.
Where...am I?
Don't worry.
You're in a hospital.
You're perfectly safe...
assuming you have insurance.
Now, you've suffered
a serious shock,
so we need to ask
a few questions.
What's your name?
Mitch Sorenstein.
Where do you live?
In a trailer
with my wife, Starla.
Good. And your occupation?
I work at the park.
I'm a groundskeeper.
Mm. Looks like
everything's normal.
I just have one question
for you, doc.
Who's this guy?
[ALL GASP]
Hi. I'm Hi Five Ghost.
I work at the park too.
I'm surprised we never
ran into each other.
You guys really don't
remember each other?
What are you talking about,
Mordecai? Why should we?
Yeah. How could I remember
someone I just met?
How bad is it, doctor?
They're suffering from a very
specific form of amnesia,
one that only targets the
memories of their friendship.
We're friends? Huh.
Huh.
Is it treatable?
It's my medical opinion
that you should go home and try
to help jog their memories.
HI FIVE GHOST:
We've been friends
since high school?
Since you almost died
in the crash pit.
Huh. I don't know
if I see it.
No offense.
None taken.
I feel like I remember
crashing cars in the crash pit,
but not this guy.
Hmm. Same.
You guys really don't feel
any connection at all?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Nope.
Oh, come on.
You know how Rigby and I
have our things like...
BOTH:
Whoa! Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hummus!
Hunh!
And you guys have your things,
like taking off your...
Shoes?
Take off my shoes?
I wouldn't
advise that, bro.
How about doing high...?
Eating chicken wi..?
BOTH:
Hmm.
Not really
ringing a bell. Sorry.
Okay, fine.
We'll show you.
Okay! you guys
are doing great!
Now spin your shirt!
[GRUNTS NERVOUSLY]
No! Like take it off,
over your head!
Whoo! Whoo!
Woo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Are you guys
sure this is okay?
We're really doing
some damage to the lawn.
[♪♪♪]
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, this is great.
Nice. How about you?
You feeling it?
I guess it's just not for me.
No offense.
None taken. Mmm.
BOTH:
Hmm.
Man,
what an awesome day.
This guy must be
the greatest friend.
How about we try some
of what you like to do?
Okay, cool.
You mean, like going
to the record store
or hanging with Celia
or taking
my Esperanto class?
Uh, well, actually,
you didn't do any of that
with Muscle Man, so...
Oh.
We made something
that might help.
A film!
A fil--
Well, a video.
We made a video
of you guys together.
We went
into the archives
and put together
this film as best we could.
Video. It's really more of a...
Oh, it's starting.
As my best man,
it's your job
to feed me fried food
till I pass out!
Ha-ha, you got it!
Heh-heh. Nice.
Hmm.
Ahh...ahh...
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Aw, yeah.
Now, that is funny.
Hmm.
Heh-heh...
Oh.
Fives, I put on
too much tanning oil,
and now I can't get up!
Don't worry!
I'll help!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[GROANS]
[GRUNTING]
Wow!
What wonderful memories!
[POPS CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
I think I'm gonna call it
a night, if that's okay.
[SADLY]
Thanks.
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
[SIGHS]
Man, after watching that,
I wouldn't even
be friends with me.
I want you to give it
to me straight, bros.
Am I not cool?
Well... It never
really mattered.
Hi Five was there,
so you were cool to someone.
Brutal.
[SIGHS]
[WHIMPERS, CLEARS THROAT]
Without him,
I'm just a loser.
I gotta start
taking this seriously.
I can't let this
slip through my fingers.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
Hmm?
[PLAYING ELECTRONIC TONES]
♪ Animal ol-- ♪
[CLEARS THROAT]
♪ Animal olives
Were packed in a jar ♪
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Hey, bro. Cool song.
Muscle Man's
at the door.
[SIGHS]
Yes?
Bro, I know
I don't seem very cool,
but there's gotta be a reason
we were friends,
and I don't wanna
lose that.
There's one thing to save our
friendship we haven't tried yet.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
Listen,
it's been a long day,
and I really need
to recharge.
Please.
This is the last thing.
Just slap me
some skin.
[♪♪♪]
[GROANS]
Come on! Don't leave me
hanging, bro!
[SIGHS]
If it's the last thing.
Ah...hunh!
[THUNDER CRASHES]
[MONITOR BEEPING]
Hospital again!
So, tell me,
do you guys
remember each other yet?
BOTH:
No.
But we can't give up.
We gotta do whatever it takes.
I don't know, Mitch.
Maybe this is a sign that our
friendship isn't meant to be.
Don't say that, bro!
Hey, what are you doing?
You can't leave!
Actually, I was thinking
about going on a road trip.
I have a lot to think about,
like, what is a friend, really?
What does any of this mean?
Are we all alone
on this big blue pebble?
Wait! Please, wait.
You know who else
has a lot to think about?
Who?
My mom!
Hmm.
I don't really get it.
[CRYING]
Mitch?
[DOOR SLAMS]
[CRYING CONTINUES]
Mitch!
Fun bun?
[THUNDER CRASHES]
What's it gonna take
for you to be my friend?
[SOBBING, GASPS]
Starla, you're gonna have
to tape our shows tonight,
'cause I'm not coming back
without my best friend.
Mwah!
[♪♪♪]
[BUZZES]
You just missed him.
He went to the bus station.
[♪♪♪]
If you came to change my mind,
you're wasting your time.
No, bro. I just wanna give you
a ride to the bus station.
Really?
Really.
It's the least
I could do.
Well... Okay.
Yeah. Thank you.
[MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY ON RADIO]
[CLEARS THROAT]
Uh, if you don't
like the music,
you can change it or whatever.
Oh, no. It's okay.
Well, looks like
my stop's coming up.
Oh. Uh, I think you just
passed the bus station.
Well, that's okay.
I'm sure we can make a legal
U-turn at the next light.
[ENGINE REVS]
Hey!
I'm jaywalking here!
Oh, no.
We're not going
to the bus stop?
Where are you taking me?
I figured it out, bro.
It all came together
in here.
They told us
about the crash pit.
They said that's where
it all started.
And now
that's where this ends.
You're going
off the rails, man!
[GASPING]
You'll see. Unh!
[TIRES SQUEAL]
[SCREAMS]
Do you trust me, bro?
No! No, I don't!
Look at what you're doing!
This is crazy!
Please stop!
[SCREAMS]
[♪♪♪]
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
[DISTORTED LAUGHING]
BOTH:
I remember everything!
Too bad we're gonna die.
Not on my watch.
[♪♪♪]
BOTH:
Woo-hoo!
[EXPLOSION]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
That was
a close one, ha-ha-ha!
Wow, thanks for not giving up
on our friendship, Muscle Man.
You know who else
doesn't give up on friendship?
My mom!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLING]