Raven's Home (2017–…): Season 5, Episode 19 - Keeping it 100 - full transcript

Ah! Finally! I
missed you so much!

- Mom, I was just taking out the trash.
- Booker?

- I thought you were Chelsea.
- What? Aunt Chelsea's coming to visit?

Why do you think I asked you
to clean up your bathroom?

You said my toilet had
a thicker mustache than I do.

That's nasty.
It's true, but nasty.

- She's here.
- She's here!

Oh, it's so good to see you!

Mo... Mom, that's
Gladys, the mail lady!

Oh, yeah. I knew that.
I knew that.

You know what?
I am a big fan of yours, Gladys.



And don't listen to what those
neighborhood dogs say, okay?

You do you, boo.

Thanks, Gladys.

Nobody use this
door! It's reserved.

This weekend is
going to be the best.

Me and Chels, catching up,
kickin' it, chillin'.

Chillin'?

Every time you two get together,
y'all get into high jinks.

Uh, we are adults.

The only thing we're gonna
be getting into is our pj's.

Ooh, and maybe an argument over
which Home Make over twin is hotter.

Ooh.

Where is she?
I'm getting worried.

Oh, I'm sure she'll
be here any second.



What are we looking at?

Chels!

Oh, honey, come here!

Okay, where did you come from?

Well, here originally, but I've
been in Chicago the last four years.

No, Chels! Why didn't you
come through the front door?

Oh! Because I heard you yelling
it was reserved.

Who's it reserved for?

You.

Oh! Okay, well, I'll
just go back out

and come back in
through the front door, okay?

- Wait! Pretend like you never saw me.
- Done!

- Okay.
- Done. Okay.

Smell that, Mom?

That's high jinks.

♪ Ha ha!
Let me tell you something ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ But then life had other plans
♪ - Tell 'em, Mom ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
Turn upside down ♪

♪ But you gotta get up
And take that chance ♪

♪ A new city, I'm finding my
way♪ - It's gonna take some time ♪

- ♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
- ♪ You know I got it, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild But you
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just fam caught up
In a crazy world, come on! ♪

- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ We get loud! ♪

- ♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough But
together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ When it's tough ♪

- ♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter the weather
You know we gonna shine ♪

♪ There for each other
You know it's our time ♪

Yep, that's us.
*RAVEN'S HOME

Season 05 Episode 19
Aired on: October 14, 2022.

Episode Title:
"Keeping It 100"

Yeah. I've been keeping busy.

I turned the boys' room
into an animal sanctuary.

- Are you serious, Chels?
- Uh-huh.

Wow, 'cause that building
has a strict no animals policy.

Well, that's good because
I don't have "no animals."

That didn't sound like it made
sense, but it did.

Yeah. You just got Chelsea'd.

Hey, girls!

- Hey!
- Aw, morning!

Alice, hurry up and finish your breakfast.
We got to get down to The Chill Grill.

Uh, why aren't you
going to school?

Pop-Pop's taking me to work
so I can help him bake a cake

for the Bay side High's
100th anniversary reception.

- Ah!
- Hundred years, 100-layer cake.

I figured it would give Alice a
chance to be part of history.

Sounds like you're giving her
a chance to get out of history.

- Ah, just like old times.
- Yeah.

You two together,
hanging out in the kitchen,

not doing your own dishes.

Yes. We had some
great times in this house.

Yeah. Remember that time

we stuffed a
ham down the garbage disposal

and flooded the kitchen?

I didn't
know about that.

Yeah. Or that time we, uh,
tried to clean paint off a goat

- and flooded the kitchen?
- Yes!

I didn't know about that either.

There was that time
you were covered in honey,

and we had to wash you off
before the bees carried you away.

And you flooded the kitchen?

No, no. That was your
bathroom actually.

You know what? I'm gonna
call my insurance agent

and let him know that
you're in town, Chelsea.

It sounds like you two caused a
lot of trouble when you were my age.

Yeah. Oh, we weren't your age.
No, we were in high school.

So, you were old
enough to know better?

Yes. Yes, we were.

But, you didn't?

No. No, we did not.

Well, to be fair,
we were usually just trying

to figure out Raven's visions...

- She don't know about that.
- Know about what?

Huh? Girl, nothing.

- You know, just, like, grown-up stuff.
- Yeah.

For the record, I
know all about that.

And it's nasty.

Ooh.

Can you believe
Bayside's 100 years old?

I believe it.

You guys,

they're handing out centennial
swag for the concert after school,

and nobody's taking it.

Nobody's taking it?

But you look so cool.

Aw. Thank you.

I can't wait for the concert.

My funk fusion
band is performing.

Ivy, that's awesome!

Yep, and it's a paid gig.

Wait, I thought you said you had to
pay Principal Rivera to let you play.

Money changed hands,
Neil. It counts.

- You guys will be there, right?
- Of course.

A Tuesday night party
with a hard out at 8:30?

Uh, yeah. I'm there.

You can forget about
going to that concert.

You two, come with me.

Oh, no. I just had a vision...

- Nope!
- I don't want to hear it!

What? But my vision, it's...

Mm-mmm. Yeah, no offense,
but every time you have a vision,

we try to figure it out,

and everything gets crazier
than if we just left it alone.

Name one time.

My stolen cell phone, Liam's
fake accent, my mom's campaign

Trivia night, the lock-in,
homecoming, Cami, Cami, Cami

Cami and... Oh, right! Cami.

I said "one time".

But fine. If that's
what you want,

when my vision happens,
I won't try to stop it.

- Perfect!
- See you later!

I'm serious. I
won't do anything!

Guys? Guys.

Hey, guys. Wait up.
We-We going to the same class.

Whoa!

Pop-Pop, look at
all these cakes!

You said we were gonna
have to bake these.

I thought we were.

We did it!

We stayed up all
night, but we did it.

We baked 100 cakes.

Why?

Because you said we
couldn't, but we proved you wrong.

And personally,
I think it was worth missing

your own engagement party for,
don't you, Dave?

- No.
- No?

Lazlo, I never told you
you couldn't bake the cakes.

I told you we'd all bake them
in the morning.

I'm sensing more to the story.

Okay, real talk?

Uh, I trapped a spider under a
glass in my apartment yesterday,

and there was no way
I... I was going home to that.

So, you're just
not gonna go home?

Oh, no. I'm gonna
stay with Dave.

After missing his
own engagement party,

I'm pretty sure he's going to
need a new roommate, am I right?

- Not right.
- Not right.

Okay.

Commencing Operation Get Outta
School Before My Vision Comes True.

Coast is clear.

Let's move.

Booker, relax.

It's the end of the day.
Nothing is going to happen!

Wassup, wassup, wassup.

Did you really just say
"nothing's gonna happen"?

Are you crazy?

Yeah. We're crazy.

Dah!

Hold your position.
All right, I'll clear the exit.

Don't move
until I give you the signal.

Excuse me.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

What are you doing?
He didn't give us the signal!

Actually, he didn't tell us
what the signal is.

What if the signal
is no signal? Hmm?

Yeah. Yeah, that
was probably it.

We're good.

You know, Booker's been really
worked up about ignoring his vision.

I mean, maybe we
should just let him tell us.

Or maybe it's time to accept the
fact that his visions don't cause chaos.

Us trying to stop his
visions cause chaos.

What?

Stupid 100-year-old locker!

- Hey! What do you think you're doing?
- Oh, no, no, no. It...

Damaging school property?
You're going to detention.

No, no, no! Principal
Rivera, that's not fair.

- Her locker...
- Talking back? You've got detention too.

Wha... But what
about the concert?

I paid you 50 bucks
to let my band play.

Yeah, and I paid Ivy 50 bucks
for a backstage pass.

Wait a minute.

You can forget about
going to that concert.

You two, come with me.

- Do you think this was his vision?
- Yeah, I think this was his vision.

Of course this was my vision!

They're not always about Cami.

You know, I cannot
believe that they thought

we were gonna get into
some crazy situations

just because you're visiting.

I know. It's like they can't
accept we're grown-ups.

I know, right?

I tried to warn 'em.

But did they listen?

- No.
- No, they did not.

Oh, honey. Here.
This will take the edge off.

- Thanks, Aunt Chels.
- Yeah.

Wait, I'm confused.

I thought you were going to the
Bay side Turns 100 celebration.

We were, but then Ivy and Neil
got thrown into detention.

- Hmm.
- You know what?

I don't feel bad about it.

Well, for someone who doesn't
feel bad about it,

you hitting that whipped cream
can pretty hard, bruh.

I'm sorry. What was that?

He said, uh, "What was I supposed to do?
They didn't wanna hear my vision."

Yeah, I've been taking a lot
of dental hygienist classes,

you know, for fun.

I don't wanna brag, but
I've gotten, like, really good

at understanding people
with stuff in their mouths.

I missed you, Chels.

No, no, no!

Now I am cutting you
off. That is enough.

Booker, listen.

I know sometimes our visions
can feel like a curse,

but they are a gift.

Well, I know that,
but why don't my friends?

You know what, Rae?

This reminds me of something
that happened to us.

You should tell him the story...

- About my first vision!
- No! No!

I was gonna say
that giant pizza.

But yours is way better.

The pizza was just funny.

Well, it happened
when we were in fifth grade.

I was ten. Not much
older than Alice is now.

But something was
different that day.

Hey, Chels? I feel weird today.

I feel weird every day.

You get used to it.

Hey, Baxter.

What do you want, Alana?

Tomorrow's picture day.
You might want to change.

I'm not gonna wear
the same thing twice.

I was talking about
your face, chica!

Alana's the worst.
I can't stand her.

Uh, hello? I can hear you.

Uh, hello? That's why I said it.

Hey, Chelsea, a bunch
of us cool girls

are gonna dye our hair blue
for picture day.

You're cool. You
should do it too.

Don't tell Baxter.

Uh, hello? I can hear you.

Uh, hello? That's why I said it.

That's when it happened.
My first vision.

Oh, snap! What was that?

"Oh, snap." I like that!

Rae, that should be your thing.

I needed to talk to
someone about what happened.

Hey, Raven. How was school?

It was kind of weird.

Weird? Why?

It's kind of embarrassing.

You know you can talk to me
about anything, right?

Well, my stomach felt queasy, I got
light-headed, and then it happened.

It?

Oh.

It.

Tanya!

- I'm just gonna go to my room.
- No, wait.

I'm a modern dad. I can do this.

Raven, what you're going through
is totally natural.

It's a special thing that
happens to girls your age.

- It is?
- Yes.

Your body's going
through some changes.

You're blossoming.

Oh, no.

It's the '90s.

I'm totally comfortable
talking to you about your cycle.

Hold up.

Why are you telling me this?

If I had to sit through it,
you gotta sit through it.

Let's go to the drugstore
and get you some supplies.

I don't need supplies.
No one's getting supplies.

Please stop talking
about supplies!

I'm here for you, baby!

Modern dad.

After that
horrifying talk,

I decided to forget
the vision ever happened.

Chels, what did you do?

Rae, you gotta be more specific.

I did a lot of things.

I got up, got dressed,
brushed my teeth...

Wait. Did I brush my teeth?

No, Chels, your hair.

Oh!

Right. Don't worry.

Just because I'm cool now
doesn't mean we can't be friends.

No way.

She did it.

She actually did it.

That's when I realized the thing
that I saw was a vision of the future,

and I hadn't done
anything to stop it.

Hey! Over here!

Chelsea looks so cool,
I want blue hair just like her!

Baxter's lost it!

Thanks, Rae.

You're my girl, Chels.
I'll always be there for you.

Also, I think I'm psychic.

Cool! I think I'm a vegetarian.

Guess we're
both having big days!

From then on, I swore to never
ignore another vision again.

Wowee! What a twist.

Man, the blue paint?
I did not see that comin'.

Uh, Chels, you were there.

No, Rae.

- We were there.
- Ooh.

There you go.

See, Booker?

Our visions are a gift.
You can't ignore 'em.

I forced you to help decorate
because I spent the funds on my dress.

I just had a vision.
I was at school.

Did I teach you nothing?
Don't tell me. Just go!

Wait, Chels, not you.

That's right. That's right. Sorry, Rae.
You have a very commanding voice.

One hundred.

One hundred.

One

Hundred.

We did it! A hundred-layer cake.

Now, all we have
to do is get it to Bay side.

How are we going to
get it out the door?

Hmm?

Okay.

One.

One.

One.

Barry, more balloons.

Jennifer, more streamers.

Kyle... Kyle, get your face out
of that chocolate fountain!

Shouldn't she have
hired decorators to do this?

Well, that is an unexpected talent
from someone named Evelyn Dark soul.

Hey, Ivy. You're not
gonna believe this.

Okay.

Everyone in here
got detention for nothing.

Leah's in here for
clicking her pen,

Austin's in here for squeaky
shoes -What?

And Showalter's in here
for sneezing like a grandpa.

Okay, that one I get.

My band is supposed to play in 45
minutes, and I am missing it for no reason.

- Psst. Guys.
- Booker, what are you doing here?

Look, I know you don't wanna
hear about it, but I had another vision.

I just need proof. So don't
worry. I'ma get you outta here.

You two? Back to work.

Dang it, Show alter. Sneeze
like somebody your own age.

This is nice, right? Chillin'.
Enjoying a nice, quiet day together.

I agree. It's lovely,
Rae. Just lovely.

I'm totally lost!

Chels, we have
to get down to the school.

Booker's trapped in a vent!

Thank goodness. I was so bored.

Wait! Rae, should we really be
doing this, you know?

- We just said no high jinks.
- And there won't be.

We're just two grown women
rushing down to a high school

to crawl through some vents.

Well, when you put it that way

You really thought you could
get away with chewing gum

off school property
on your own time?

You just chewed your way
into detention, Bradford.

Also, I'm gonna need you to hang
those streamers. None of us can reach it.

How do you think Booker's
gonna get us out?

We shouldn't even be here
in the first place.

It's like Principal Rivera is making
up reasons to force kids to decorate

because she wasted the
centennial funds on something else.

Watch it!

This dress is an
original Cabonna.

It costs more than
I make in a month.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Yeah.

She way overpaid.

That dress is from last season.

No, Neil. There's
something going on here.

One hundred layers of frosted
goodness coming through.

Wow!

Those cakes do look beautiful.

Nuh-uh. You had your chance.

Whoo! Ha ha!

Feeling pretty
good about myself.

Still fit in my old high school vents.

A-Are we sure
Booker's even in here?

Yeah. I saw it in a vision.

- Mom? Aunt Chels?
- Hey!

Booker, how did you
end up in a vent?

Well, I needed proof that Principal
Rivera was up to something shady,

but her office door was locked.

Then I saw a vent, and I was
like, "I'ma climb through that."

But then I took a left when
I should have taken a right,

and now I'm totally lost.

Well, lucky for you, I know these
vents like the back of my hand.

Do I wanna know why?

It all started with some stinky
cheese back in high school...

Nobody needs to know about the
cheese. Nobody needs to know.

- Come on. Exit's this way.
- No, Mom, no.

I-I can't leave
until I find proof.

Booker, turn around.

I can't. I'm stuck. Mom, you turn around.

I can't. I'm stuck.

The reception starts
in half an hour.

I'm not paying you
to stand around.

You're not paying
anyone to do anything.

And I know why.

Yeah! I know too.

Tell her, Neil.

I actually have no idea.

I was just backing you up.

You're doing great.

Booker, get your
butt out of my face.

Get your face out of my butt.

Okay,
okay, wait a minute.

I've got a plan. All right, Rae,
throw your right arm over Booker!

Okay? That's good. That's good.
Now, Booker, you, honey...

- You take your left leg.
- All right.

Okay, and I'm gonna come over
here. I'ma help you guys out.

- Okay!
- I'm gonna come up.

- No, I'm up here! I'm gonna come up!
- What are you...

I'm gonna...

Yeah, we're stuck.

This was your big plan, Chels?

Um

Rae, you've been in this vent before.
Was that like a like a good creak?

There are no good creaks.

Will one of you tell me
what you think I did?

I know how you paid
for that dress.

And that is it. A hundred
layers.

I can't believe
we made it to 100.

I just wish Raven and Booker were here
so they could share this moment with us.

I'm okay.

Booker?

Whoo!

I'm okay.

- Raven?
- No, don't worry.

- I fell on something soft.
- Yeah.

Me.

- What is going on here?
- Uh-uh. Don't try to change the subject.

I can't
believe you think

I forced you to help decorate
because I spent the funds on my dress.

That's ridiculous.

I forced you to decorate
because nobody volunteered.

I bought this
dress with my own money.

Uh. Guys?

Am I close to the ground?

Not even a little.

Wait! Wait!
Wait, I found something.

I think I can use it
to pull myself back up.

No, Chelsea! My cake!

My dress!

I kept the tag on so
I could return it after tonight!

Well! I found my
way out of the vent.

We were way closer
to the exit than we thought.

Ooh! Blue hair.

That takes me back.

Well, Chels, we can go.
We did what we had to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh! Where do you two think
you're going? Clean up this mess!

No, Alana. You cannot
put me in detention, okay?

You don't have
any power over me.

- Yeah.
- But, I do.

Oh, okay. You know
what? Second thought.

- Let's clean up, Chels. Okay?
- Yeah.

- Set a good example for the kids.
- Yeah.

You try to raise 'em right,

keep 'em out of trouble,

they still wind up
causing high jinks.

If I remember correctly,
you also fell out the ceiling.

I will go get a mop.

I can't believe I
went to the concert.

I mean, how many
times in your life

do you get to see a giant cake
fall on a principal?

With Raven and Booker living here,
I'm sure you'll get another chance.

Booker, we should've let you
tell us your vision in the first place.

Then, you wouldn't have
climbed into a vent.

Then fallen out of a vent.

Then had your mom fall on you
after she fell out of a vent.

Believe it or not, it's not the
first time that's happened to us.

Today was
just like old times.

Aw, Rae, it was exactly what I
needed. I feel like a teenager again.

I know, right?

- Ooh! Hey.
- What?

Do you wanna prank
call the principal?

But Alana's the principal.

Uh, hello? That's why I said it.