Raven's Home (2017–…): Season 3, Episode 11 - Girls Just Wanna Have Phones - full transcript

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Oh my...

Wait wait! No, no.

But have you seen what the cat
takes the photo with sunglasses on?

True?

"Miao. My face."

Girls, how about going out for a while?

This is much more fun.

We are sending ourselves memes.

Meme? Oh, is that what they say?

I've always called them "me-me".



Okay, girls, this is ridiculous.

You spend too much time on the phone.
It's a beautiful day.

Outputs. Go to the park.

Go and see some art.
Live your life!

Because... getting up from the sofa

when can we see everything from here?

- For example Big Ben. - Yeah.

- Or the Eiffel Tower. - Yup.

- We can also see cats.
- Yeah. They put him on...

Pretty much everything.

- I don't understand what's interesting.
- Yeah.

Oh okay.

Thing?

Oh, it's...



It's a cat with a pirate hat!

He's so cute. A pirate hat!

I was thinking about how to
improve our music videos.

How about the slow motion effect?

I'm more of the normal speed type,

but let me take a look.

I think it would be perfect

for that new slow piece
you're working on.

- Hey. - Hey, new neighbor!

Hi, my future wife.

Raven's Home - Season 3 Episode
11 "Girls Just Wanna Have Phones"

Yup! We are.

Levi, look, it's her!

Maybe his locker will
be close to yours.

Levi...

This is not the case in real life.

I believe that's mine.

Oh okay.

Thank you life!

Hey! You live in my building, don't you?

I am Danni.

Oh yes! I am Booker.

And... and this is Levi.

Is it a Lil Z shirt?

He is my favorite rapper.

Mine too!

Yo! I love your shoes.

They are the same as Steph Curry's.

Do you also like basketball?

I'm from San Francisco.
I grew up worshiping him.

My friends are from S.F.

Oh, a representative of 415!

Hey!

Got a Peanut page?

Ah, yes, yes of course. I got it.

Search under Baxter-Carter.

Your profile photo is recent.

I just sent you the friendship.

Are you dancing in all these videos?

Yup.

It's me.

Dance is undoubtedly my passion.

Faigo.

It was easy to meet you!

What happened to you?

You got stuck.

That girl is funny,
she knows good music,

loves basketball and...

Dance divinely.

If I want to like you,
I have to improve my game.

We have bigger problems.

We're late for class and she
closed your jacket in her locker.

- Okay, stop. - Okay. One...

I try to pull. One two Three.

- Hey, mom. - Hey, honey.

Have you seen the phone? I couldn't
find it before I went to school. IS...

And I felt so lost without it.

Yup.

Yes, Nia, I found it.

I took it out of your hands
while you slept this morning.

There is nothing like the warmth
of a screen while you fall asleep.

You were literally on the
phone while you slept.

You followed ten people in their sleep.

This is too much.

Time to finish it.

Wait wait. Mom, you can't do this.

I can not? I can not? Guess what'?

I've just done it.

Mom, you and Aunt
Chelsea are on the phone

- at least as much as we do.
- False.

- False.
- Rae! I received your sms

on supervising the dance.

And I'm just answering you...

Now.

No, you see. Listen...

No, no. This is different. This is...

This...
we can do without our phones...

At any time.

Oh yes.

I always lose mine.
It's as if I don't have one.

Where did it go? Oh come on!
He was here a moment ago.

I'll write to Raven to see if...

Found it!

Look, I love you mom,

but you wouldn't last a day.

It's a challenge?

Why...

You seem to be challenging
me, miss.

Mom,

- what are the conditions?
- What do you say,

of you and Tess, against me and Chelsea?

Wait a minute...

How did I end up on this team?

Tess, you're my best friend.

Best friends versus best friends.

I'll put the phones in a drawer and
the first ones that give way...

They are losers.

So whoever wins,

I mean...

You can use your cell phone every time

and wherever he wants.

OK it's good.
Well, when I win, that is...

When I win,

every time you go through that door,
you'll have to give me the phone.

I'm in.

- I'm in. - Well then,

how about if we put some
pepper to this challenge

and we also get rid of
tablets and computers?

But what do you say,
so you make it more difficult for...

- For them. - Exactly, for them.

Why should you make it more
difficult for him? Watch them.

Because with these it is easy.

We don't make him sweat.

Okay, but we don't sweat. True?

Tess? I don't sweat, you sweat, Tess?

Actually, I had basketball
training, so a little yes.

But I'm more concerned about organizing
the dance without having the Internet.

The dances are older than the Internet.

We'll get by.

Here we are.

What do I and Mrs G get out of it?

The feeling of being part of something!

IS...

the feeling of saying cool internet
words, like "gif".

Or do you say "jif"?

Is it "jeff"? "Jif"?
It doesn't matter, it's cool. Let's do it!

Are you sure this is the way
you want to impress Danni?

Yes. Very sure.

This is me,

that I raise the bar.

So, today he only met Booker
Baxter-Carter, you know,

a normal middle school boy.
But now he is about to know...

Booker B.

Famous singer of Chi-lettivo.

- Hey guys! - Hey, friend!

What's up?

I mean, not that there is
anything more beautiful than you.

I'm the lead singer
of Chi-lettivo.

I mean,
you've probably heard of us.

We will probably go to the
finals of Radio Eclipse Live.

Oh, on the radio! It is cool, cool, very beautiful.

Who is this guy?

I do not know.

It appeared out of nowhere a few minutes ago.

It's a great thing you've asked me for
friendship already. Because my page is...

To blow up.

You have a rather huge ego.

Oh thanks.

I train a lot.

If you see Booker...

Tell him, "Che faigo".

He knows what it means.

Hell, it was really
difficult to watch.

I know.

I was too nervous and
I blew everything up.

Levi, I just had a vision.

Danni was smiling at me

and he had headphones.
I think you had something to do with it.

Here, write them.

Look, my fate is in your
hands, friend.

But honestly, it would be a miracle
if she answered me even if only

- once... - Fixed.

Thing? Like?

I told her that you will audition
for the fool's role in school play.

He says you're a great actor.

Hey, Rae! You know,
being without phones is beautiful!

And these crosswords
are very easy!

Chels, I don't think
"alpha-dagia-dishus" is a word.

Well, you just used it in one sentence.

Chels, Chels,
I was looking for just that!

I wrote my client's number
on the vertical nine.

Cabbage! I knew that "Il Trono del
555-0101" was not a real TV series.

Okay, now I have to find a phone booth.
Do you know where is the closest?

So on foot, at the airport,
at the police station,

in 2008?

Yes, this thing about not having
a phone is a real... blessing!

- A blessing. I love it.
- Exactly!

Tess,

You see?
We don't need our phones.

Quite right. Who are they for. Not to me.

I'm definitely not thinking about
all the episodes that I've backloged.

Okay, okay.

Yes, look at them, Chels.

They are giving way.

We will win in an instant.

Hold on, Tess.

This challenge will end in a moment.
I mean,

look at my mother.
He's wrinkling his lip.

That...

It is his stress expression.

You are right. You are right.

Then.

How's it going, mom?

Yup.

Are you ready to surrender?

Really? Here we go.

This? This is very easy.

The easiest thing ever.

As easy as... breathing.

Which I do very
well, they told me.

You see,
Aunt Chelsea and I had a life

- before cell phones. - Yeah.

So what else do you offer?

No TV!

OK it's good.

Nice proposal.

What else do you have?

No electricity!

Chels!

This... is a great idea.

Yes Yes Yes. I think so too.

I was just waiting
to see fear...

On your face.

Here it is.

Watch! I can do it all night.

I can do it all...

I'm fine. I'm fine.

Booker, they are called homework,

why you should do it at home.

No, I prefer to play at home.

Danni inspired me to write a text
for that track I was working on.

Is fantastic.

- Why don't you send it to him?
- No!

It is not good enough.

Not for that angel.

Look at them, Tess.

Glued to their devices.

What sadness.

Yup.

- Really sad. - Yeah.

What do you think our
phones are doing now?

Nia...

Are you handing out flyers?

Paper flyers?

Did you and the environment quarrel?

Thanks to this bet with mom,
we can't use social media

- to promote the silent disco.
- What is the silent disco?

It's a dance where
everyone wears headphones

and they can decide
which song to listen to.

And the...

And dance!

Levi, here we are!

In my vision,
Danni wore headphones!

We have to go to the dance together!

If you wear headphones, you can
continue to speak only for messages.

I will ask her if she wants to come with you.

It fits! With two exclamation marks!

I'm...

The genius of love.

Chels...

Do you carve wood?

A bit'.

Yes, the absence of electricity
brought me back to simpler times.

I am a carver now.
I carve a little.

Yes, before it was a flute,

then a whistle

and now a small wooden stick

for a little vampire.

Chels, I've known you for a long
time and even in simpler times...

You never carved.

Well, I've known you for a long time too.

So do you want to tell
me what this bet means?

It's just a bet, come on.

Well...

I don't know, Rae.
Usually you don't go so hard,

unless it's a really
important thing.

Come on tell me. Tell me what's wrong.

- You know, with my certificate of...
- Life coach, I know.

I'm afraid that while Nia is on her
phone, her childhood slips away.

I want us to value
our time together.

Before...

Leave around the world and the
only contact I will have with you

it will be a postcard...

From the Great Wall or from Stonehenge.

Rae.

I believe that Stone-hedge is pronounced.

I... I don't think so.

Okay, well,
we agree to disagree.

Thanks for inviting me.

I enjoy it a lot. Though...

The dabbing companions
will give me nightmares.

Hey, girls. Am I doing it right?

Unluckily...

Yup.

What are we waiting for?

Let's put our headphones
on and get on the track!

I mean, you could put them on, but...

You would lose the bet.

Tess, we organized this
dance without thinking

the fact that we
couldn't wear headphones.

Mom, we didn't think it mattered.

Yes, well, it's still technology.

How can you write to me
if you don't have a phone?

Booker, what's going on?

Was Levi writing to
me all this time?

No.

- Damage... - You lied to me.

- I know, but I can explain.
- I don't want to listen to you.

And thanks to these headphones...

I don't have to do this.

Levi!

Danni knows everything.

I messed up. What do we do now?

You will reach it and be yourself.

No Booker B. Don't say "faigo".

No my message.

Only Booker.

- But how? - Sing the song

you wrote for Danni on the
phone and I'll do the rest.

Do you really think it will work?

Look at it this way...

It can't be any worse.

We're still in shape, Rae!

- Yes, it's true!
- Yes, it's true! Yes, it's true!

However, it is strange to dance without music.

Already. Already.

Rae, listen.

You are fighting a battle
that you cannot win.

Do you remember when we were their age?

We were constantly in
front of the computer.

Their cellphones are their computers.

They are literally their computers.

Yes,
but I hate losing a good bet.

Yeah... and I hate my skill
with "jazz hands", but...

I can't really help it.

Tess, I need to talk to Nia. Could...

Could you dance with her?

Honey,
why are you sitting in a corner?

I'm just...
looking at the silent disco.

I have to admit, it's not bad at all.
Except...

I wish I was out there.

Nia, why I'm so strict on you

about the phone is that...

I don't want life to escape you.

I don't want you to wake up one day...

Wondering where it went.

Did you bring the phones?

Yes, I actually thought you were
going to give up first, but...

Wait...
mom, this means that you...

Yup,

this means that...

That...

I will lose the bet.

But it's worth it.

Because I don't want you
to miss your childhood.

I want you to enjoy it.

I want you to make memories.

And you can't do it...

Stand sitting in the corner.

Mom,

I am enjoying every minute

and I'm creating new memories.

Look,

here is a photo album.

I have one of me and Booker.

About me and Tess.

About you and Aunt Chelsea and...

Of you and me.

Does my baby have any
photos of me on her phone?

Sure.

Mom,

just because it's in here,

it doesn't mean it's not in here.

Now come here to take a
photo with me for my album.

- Okay. - Yup.

I want to remember the first time

in which Raven
Baxter lost a bet.

Come on, let's take a selfie,

because the dance challenge between
Chelsea and Tess gets more and more crazy.

Damage, damage, wait.
Please do not leave.

Please cancel my number.

Or maybe I should tell Levi?

Listen, I'm sorry

so much.

Let me explain.

I doubt.

Why should I?

Because you never
knew the real me.

Hello,

I'm Booker.

I...

I live in your palace.

I go to your school.

And I was so intimidated by you...

That I acted stupid and
pretended to be someone else.

Ok,

so who are you?

Let me show you.

Wear these.

# The way you move #

# You are beautiful #

# You are cheeky #

# And you have class #

# And I don't fall in love often #

# I shouldn't have lied to
you, # # I admit it #

# I knew you were a star #

# Difficult to reach #

# Because you deserve the best #

# You deserve that I'm unfiltered #

# You deserve the best #

# You deserve the best #

Hey, that was my vision.

The dance was fantastic

and the song was loud.

Thank you. I wrote it thinking about you.

It is called: "Without filters".

This is the truth.

Yes, I remember some of those moves.

Well, you know,
I watched your type two videos...

Three...

A hundred times.

Well, it's been nice to meet
you, Booker.

Write to me, but...

Make sure it's
really you this time.

Rae,

you and Devon were so young.

- You looked like the only
ones in the room. - Yup.

Those were happy days,
but this is only his first crush.

- Nothing serious. - No.

Dude, here's my dancing wife.

Dancer who?

So is it okay if we keep them?

Yes, the "AV Club"
owes me a big favor.

I promised to get
them all girlfriends.

I am...

The genius of love.

I can't hear what you say!

Oh, do you think you can do it?

All right, guys, let's take a picture!
Of you:

"Family!". One two Three...

Family!

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