Raven's Home (2017–…): Season 2, Episode 21 - Keepin' It Real - full transcript

- Refresh, please.
- It's not refreshing.

Ow!

- Pin.
- Pin.

- If it was refreshing...
- Just try it again.

Ow! Mom!

You know, suck it up.
Fashion hurts.

Yeah. This is your mother's
first Ravenous fashion show

and spread
in a national magazine.

Her design's
need to be perfect.

Yeah. So, sometimes you need
to bleed to succeed.

Ow!



How much success do you need?
Easy with the poking.

The poking is not on me.
The poking is on y'all.

You need to stay still
and put your phones down.

Sorry, mom. But we're trying to
get this raffle going for school.

We're in charge
of this fundraiser.

But so far, we're not raising any funds.
No one's buying tickets.

I'll buy one
if you'll stand still

so your mama
can work her magic.

I'd wait 'til you see
the prizes.

Hey, Nia. People donated
more prizes to the raffle.

Great. Let's hope this box
has better stuff.

It doesn't.

What is that?

Principal Kwan's
homemade peanut hand.



- Weird.
- Better weird than gross.

I give you the Guntz's
used trumpet.

It's not that gross.

Oh!

Still filled
with Guntz spittle.

I'd donate that dollar
just to make it stop.

- Make it stop. Make it stop.
- Yes, yes.

Why do we even bother?

We're never gonna sell raffle
tickets with these prizes.

Is there anyway we can
just cancel this thing?

Ow!

All right, you did
that one on purpose.

You can't prove that.

But you two
made a commitment

to both me
and the school,

and you're going
to stick to both.

Ooh, time for us all to head
down to Fashion Now! offices

and meet with
our celebrity emcee.

Ooh. Celebrity.
Who is it?

What? Can I tell them?
Can I tell them?

- No. I wanna.
- I wanna.

- I wanna.
- I wanna. I booked him.

Yeah, but I hired you
to book him.

Can we do it together?

- Yeah, sure, sure.
- Okay.

We can do it together.

On three. Ready?

Three. Lil Z!

- Lil Z? - Lil Z?
- Lil Z? - Lil Z?

Like, the MeTube star?

We watch "Keeping it Real
with Lil Z" all the time!

He's always calling people out
when they're not being real.

We've even got
his "Dang" app.

"Dang" app?

Daaang!

Daaang! They got an
app for everything.

Mom, this is huge.

He's like the ultimate
social influencer for kids.

He's got like, what,
nine million followers?

That's why
I booked him.

Just looking for
a little pat on the back.

Good job, Sebby.

Ow.

Ooh! My bad.
I still had a pin.

- It's okay.
- I know, I know.

- Ahh!
- ♪ Ohhhh ♪

- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision
all worked out ♪

♪ But then life
had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

- ♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way ♪
- ♪ Learning how to fly ♪

- ♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪
- ♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids
caught up in a crazy world ♪

- ♪ C'mon! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

- ♪ We get loud! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but together
we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ When it's tough ♪

♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cos no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪

♪ Ah, ha! Ahhh! ♪

Yep! That's us.

*RAVEN'S HOME*
Season 02 Episode 21

Episode Title :
"Keepin it Real"

Synchronized by srjanapala

Yo yo yo, what up,
MeTube Peeps?

It's your boy, Lil Z.

Coming at you from the Fashion Now!
Headquarters.

Gettin' a little bit of swag
for my swagger, you know.

There he is!

It's really Lil Z.
I can't believe it.

We're gonna meet Lil Z!

Not if you keep acting like that.
He can see you.

Oh.

Now remember,
this is big for Ravenous.

And Lil Z likes
to keep it real.

So whatever
you were just doing,

just... don't do that.

That's right,
we're cookin' up something

that's gonna be served up
hot Saturday night.

To find out what it is,
check out my channel

to see me
keepin' it real.

- Perfect.
- Thank you.

Raven,
good to see you again.

Good to see you too.

Kids, this is LaTonya,
the event coordinator.

LaTonya, the crew:
Booker, Nia, Levi,

and my assistant,
Sebastian.

Nice to meet you all.

And I'm sure you know
who this is.

What up? I'm Lil Z and this
is my assistant, Loretta.

She handles
all my scheduling,

my meals, wakes me up
in the morning...

That's 'cause
I'm his mother.

Come here, you got
a little something.

Wait, mom!

Just keepin' it
real clean.

Thank you so much
for emceeing my show.

No problem.

When I checked out
Ravenous,

I was like,
"Daaang, that's hot."

Daaang, that's hot.

Daaaang, you sound
just like me.

Daaang, I do.

All right, we've got
some details

to iron out
for the fashion show.

Why don't you kids
get to know each other.

So... 'Sup?

- 'Sup.
- 'Sup.

- 'Sup.
- 'Sup.

I should probably
be in that meeting.

How come moms are always
licking their fingers

and wiping our faces?
It's embarrassing.

Or, how about when they
drop you off at a party

and then yell out the window,
"Make good choices!"

Right. Or when you
forget your lunch

and then they show up at school
in a robe and house shoes.

Mine too.

Are my fuzzy wuzzy's
bothering you?

I heard that.

Y'all are pretty real.
I like you guys.

And our mom said you wouldn't
like us if we did this.

She was right.

I'm just playing, man.

That was pretty funny.

Let's take a selfie.

Mind if I tag you?

It's not keepin' it real
to tag without asking first.

- Yeah.
- Please.

Tag away.

Wow.

I can't believe you guys
actually met Lil Z.

Nah, nah. We didn't
just meet Lil Z,

we're gonna
hang out with him.

'Cause we tight like that.

Ooh. I wanna be
tight like that with Lil Z.

Okay, all right.

Nobody's gonna be
tight like that with Lil Z.

We need to figure out
how to raise money,

so we can get better dryers
for our school bathrooms.

Oh, yes! I am tired
of doing this.

You know what I would
buy ticket for?

To be tight like that
with Lil Z.

Yeah! Great idea.

Lots of celebrities
donate their time for charity.

Yeah, I'd love to grab a seltzer
with the guy and talk shop.

What kind of shop
are you gonna talk?

I got plenty
of shop to talk.

Guys, I want dry hands
and a face

just as much as anybody.

But I don't think Lil Z
is gonna wanna do that.

Really? Or are you not actually
tight like that with him?

Yeah. Maybe
that picture was fake.

Why would Lil Z
fake a picture with us?

If anything, we'd fake
a picture with him.

You said it,
not me.

The picture is real.

We just can't make
having a seltzer with Lil Z

a raffle prize, okay?
Now, let's think.

Smoothies on the roof?
That's what's up.

But we can make having
smoothies with Lil Z

on the roof
a raffle prize.

- Ooh! - Ooh!
- Ooh! - Ooh!

Booker.
What are you doing?

You know, we haven't
even asked Lil Z.

He doesn't even like
to be tagged without asking.

Look, I just had a vision.

This could be our chance
to save the raffle.

Now, who wants to buy raffle
tickets to hang out with Lil Z?

- Me! - Me! - Me!
- Me! - Me! - Me!

And the winner of the
smoothie with Lil Z is...

Sienna.

- Awww. - Awww - Awww
- Awww. - Awww - Awww

Yes!

I'll be tight like that!

Oh, yes!

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, I like your R.

Hey, man, your "Z"
is pretty cool too.

- You wanna trade?
- You wanna trade?

Yeah.

- You gotta, uh...
- Yeah, I got it.

Here you go, kids.

Ooh, are those homemade?

Yes! Yes, there are.

I opened
the box at home and made

them appear
on this platter.

Mm! These are bomb
Miss Ravey Rae.

Thank you very...
Ravey Rae?

I got a nickname
from Lil Z.

You know what? I'm gonna
call that my beachwear line.

But then wouldn't that
be Wavy Rae, Miss B?

Eat a cookie, Tess.

Booker. When are you gonna
ask him about the raffle?

Let the man finish
his hat selfie first.

Okay. I gotta
hit the studio.

But it's been cool
hanging out with y'all today.

I haven't even posted since I've
been here, and that's big for me.

Uh... Yeah, we should
do it again sometime.

How about tomorrow?

Sounds great.

Booker! He's leaving.
Ask him now.

And... And speaking
of tomorrow...

You know? Usually when
I hang out with folks,

sooner or later,
they hit me up for a favor.

But not y'all.

Y'all are givers,
not takers.

- Yeah.
- That's us.

- Givers.
- Deuces.

This is not good.

Yeah, he's got us
all wrong.

We're totally takers.

But how are you
gonna get him to give

without him knowing
you're taking?

Sienna's expecting smoothies
on the roof with him tomorrow.

And that's what
she's gonna get.

We just have to make sure
Lil Z doesn't know

that he's a raffle prize.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll
have Sienna up to the roof,

and tell Lil Z we're keepin' it
real on our community rooftop.

Well, welcome
to our community rooftop.

Yup. The community
loves it up here.

And you can't keep
the community away.

Y'all sure say
community a lot.

But that's a real word.

I like that.
Community.

And sometimes the community
likes to kick back

and enjoy it
with smoothies.

Smoothies on the roof?

That's what's up.

That was my vision.

So, Sienna, even though
you're the winner,

there are a few ground rules
that you have to follow.

Lil Z likes to keep it real.

So whatever you do, just
don't bring up the raffle.

In fact, just don't
talk at all.

Seriously?
I can't talk?

Well, you can say
a few words,

but no full sentences.

He hates chit-chat.

Good looking out.

'Cause I can get
a little chit-chatty.

Oh, look!

Here comes Nia with a member
of our community right now.

O-M-G!

- There he is!
- Chatty.

Um, Sienna, this is Lil Z.
Lil Z, Sienna.

Hey, what up, Sienna?

Excited.

Okay...

So, you go to school
with these guys?

Excited.

She sure is excited.

She just wants to get
right down to the smoothies.

Hey, that's real.

Hello, community!

Oh, look! Here comes
the community smoothie girl.

- Why are the so small?
- Oh, no. They're not small.

They're lil'. You know Lil Z
likes to keep things lil'.

Cheers to community friends.

Hey!

All right.
Uh, that was fun.

Yeah?
Let's wrap this up.

- I'm not finished.
- Uh-uh.

Lil Z don't like lil' sippers.

And we're done.

Wait. Just one thing.

It was fast and weird
and I'll never forget it.

Dang.

That Sienna girl just
tagged me without asking.

Oh, it's probably nothing.

Don't even...
Don't... No.

Best raffle prize ever?

I'm a raffle prize?

Is that what this
was all about?

Daaang. That's cold.

Why would you all
do that without asking?

Well, we wanted to.

But we didn't want you
to think we were takers.

So you lied?

Well, would it help if we
said it was for a good cause?

What good cause?

New hand dryers
in the school bathrooms.

Man, you all can't just keep
it real and go like this?

I thought y'all
was different.

Gusy, we really
messed that one up.

Well, at least he's still
doing your mom's fashion show.

Oh, and tell your mom and LaTonya
I'm not doing the fashion show.

Wow.

That just got real,
real fast.

I got Lil Zs
voicemail again.

What are we gonna do?

I don't know, but until
we figure something out,

Booker, you can't
tell mom.

Shh! Here they come.
Here they come.

Don't worry about me.
You stay strong.

You're the one
that's always caving.

I don't cave.

You do tend to cave.

Well, I'm not gonna cave.
I got this.

My time has come,
everyone.

I finally get a chance

to walk before the
fashion world and hear

Brava, brava!

Brava, brava!

It should be
a lot louder than that.

But ah! You guys!
Are you guys ready

for the biggest night

in all of our lives?

We are, Mom.
Everything's gonna be great.

No it's not.
We ruined everything.

Caver!

What are you talking about, Nia?
Ruined everything?

- I...
- Nothing's ruined. Nothing.

Well, I hope not.

I mean, I don't even want to hear
the word ruined on my big night.

- Oh, hey Miss B.
- Hey.

I'm sorry
everything's ruined.

What?

Oh! They didn't
tell you yet.

Is that my mom calling?
I gotta go.

That's the second
"ruin" tonight.

What's going on?
Spill it.

We raffled off
Lil Z without his permission,

and now he's mad
and now he won't do your show.

What?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.
No, no, no. Shh.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- One more?
- I think so. I just need...

Mom, we're sorry
we messed up.

But LaTonya doesn't know
Lil Z backed out.

So we still have time to get
him back before tonight.

- Right. So we figure if we...
- No, no, no.

You all are done
figuring, all right?

I have worked too hard
to give up now.

I gonna go find Lil Z
and my show is happening.

- Preach!
- No, you're staying here.

The preach?
Was it too much?

No, I just need you to make sure
the kids get down to the show,

so they can be ready
to model.

- Preach!
- It's too much.

Okay. We need to do
something to fix this.

We made a commitment to make
your mom's show a success,

and we're gonna
follow through.

But she told us
to stay out of it.

Oh. And you're choosing
now to listen to her?

No. No, no, no.

In case your mom doesn't
come back with Lil Z,

we're gonna be ready
with a backup plan.

Daaang. We messed up.

Why y'all eyeing me
like that?

- Mm.
- Mm, just one... Okay.

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh!

Daaaang!

Guys, guys.
The coast is clear.

Come on, this way.

Do you really
think this is gonna work?

Are you doubting
my extreme makeover skills?

I'll have you know, I once won a
Halloween costume contest as the Rock.

Like The Rock
or a rock?

I've actually done both.

Just remember the plan.

In case your mom doesn't
get the real Lil Z back

the show must go on.

Booker's going to keep it real
and pretend to be Lil Z.

Not to be Negative Ned,

but if Booker's
gonna be Lil Z,

who's gonna model
for Booker?

That's right.

This suddenly became
a very bad plan.

Lil Z! There you are.

Daaaang, it's me.

Did you get shorter?

Our plan
just got worse.

Uh, well.
You know...

The other day I had on
platform shoes, but

that wasn't
keepin' it real.

All I know is
it's getting real late.

Has anyone seen Raven?

She's just
fashionably late.

It's kind of her thing.

Well, you kids
need to get dressed,

and you need to get out
to the DJ booth.

And you need to
get to hair and makeup.

Where's Booker? -Uh, he's
closer than you think.

Is this neck hole
getting smaller?

Hey, what's up?

Welcome to your Scut ride.

I'm your Scuter...
Ravenaldo.

Um, where to
Lil Z?

- How'd you know my name?
- Everybody knows your name.

I mean, um...
Just keepin' it real.

What kind of accent
is that anyway?

It's... international.

So, um...
um, er

a-aren't you supposed
to be keepin' it real

at the Ravenous
fashion show?

Wait. Wait.
How'd you know about that?

Because it's
my fashion show

and you supposed to be
keepin' it real there.

Ravey Rae?
How'd you know where I was?

You live stream everything.
It wasn't difficult.

And what are you doing in a Scut
ride by yourself, without your mama?

You're only 13.

I've got nine million followers.
I don't need my mama.

Oh, you need your mama.

Did you call my mama?

Oh, I called your mama.

Daaang. That's cold.

Well, listen,
Mr. MeTube,

you might tell nine million
followers to keep it real,

but you need your mama to
tell you how to keep it real.

- Preach, mama.
- Oh, I'm preachin', girl.

But if you wanna get in on
this sermon, you go ahead.

Oh, I'll sing in the choir on this one.

Listen here, Lil Z,

now I taught my kids to keep
it straight with people

and they weren't with you.

That was wrong. And there's
no excuse for that.

But you made a commitment
to this lady here.

And it'd be wrong of you
not to honor it.

♪ Wow! ♪

Dang! It's the attack
of the mamas in here.

- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

Guys, this isn't good.

Mom isn't here
with Lil Z yet

I'm gonna have
to go on as him.

Okay, nobody panic.

The show
is about to begin!

Okay, everybody panic.

- What am I gonna do?
- Don't panic?

Are we panicking or not?

- I am!
- Me too.

Booker, you can do this
you have to do this.

All right, now we're
gonna get changed

and we're gonna
do this together.

Yeah, but I'm the one
out there alone, Nia.

Man up, bruh.

Come on, it's showtime!

Where is your mother?

This is Fashion Now!

Not Fashion when
you get here.

Levi, Levi. No, no. Sebastian.
Sebastian, Nia!

Nobody panic.
We're here.

LaTonya:
Hello, beautiful people.

Oh, looks like
we're just in time.

There's two Lil Zs.

Now can we panic?

Yeah.

Can't breathe.

Ahh!

Fashion Now! is always
on the cutting edge

and today is no exception.

Here to emcee
the Ravenous fashion show,

is MeTube star,
Lil Z!

What up? Ha ha!

- Booker?
- Oh!

Uh, Booker?
I'm not Booker.

I'm Lil Z.

Dang, that's cold.

Booker? Ha ha!

What you doing, man?

I'm making bad choices.

- What up?
- Wait a minute, What up?

- Ha ha! What up?
- What up?

What's going on, Nia?

Why am I seeing
two Lil Zs on stage?

It's all part of the show.

Thank you.

Here's what's up!

Here's what's up.

There are
two Lil Zs, right?

Yeah, but only one
Lil Z can be real.

And like Lil Z,
Ravenous is real.

You know, it's real
fashion for real kids.

So, security, help us keep it
real and take away this faker.

Hey! Take him out,
you know.

- Hey, wait!
- No, no, no. Not him.

Littler Z,
right there.

Daaang, Nia.
That's cold!

Thank you.

And now...

Ravenous!

♪ Gonna set it off ♪

♪ Gonna set if off ♪

♪ Gonna set it off ♪

♪ Gonna, gonna,
gonna set it off ♪

♪ Gonna set it off ♪

This is the kind of vibe
we love at Fashion Now!

- You did it, Raven.
- We did it. Thank you.

What happened
to your shirt?

♪ Set it off! ♪

There's only one thing
I can say about this.

Uh, mind if we do it?

We'd understand if you wouldn't.

Nah, your mom
explained it.

There's only one thing
they can say about this.

- Daaang. That's hot!
- Daaang. That's hot!

Couldn't have said it
better myself.

And now, for the lady
behind it all.

She's full of passion
and fashion,

I know her as Ravey Rae.

But we know her as mom.

So give it up
for the talented

Raven Baxter.

Thank you so much,
everyone,

for coming and helping me launch
my fashion line, Ravenous.

Because when fashion
is this tasty,

people get ravenous.

We are so proud of you for
following your dreams, Mom.

You're our inspiration.

Aw, I love you guys.

Well, kids, sometimes
you have vision and...

sometimes
your dreams come true.

So, um... Does this mean
we're going to be rich now?

- Yeah, does it?
- O-O-O-O.....

Yeah!

Come on!