R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour (2010–2014): Season 1, Episode 1 - Really You: Part 1 - full transcript

[KIDS SHOUTING]

[KID SHOUTS] WHOO!

[SNORING]

[♪♪♪]

[WOMAN SIGHING] OH...

LOOK.

DO YOU SEE?

THIS IS WRONG.

SHE'S NOT GOOD.

[♪♪♪]

[BIRDS TWITTERING]

[SIGHS]

WHERE ARE THEY?

TAKE A CHILL PILL.

CALL THE TEMPORARY
GUARDIAN.

THEY'RE ON
THEIR WAY, HONEY.

WE CAN'T KEEP
CALLING THEM.

OKAY,
GO TO THE WEBSITE

AND CLICK
ON "ACCESSORIES."

LILLY, PLEASE,
CALM DOWN.

YOU ARE SO LOVELY
WHEN YOU'RE CALM.

THE WEBSITE!

JUST BE CAREFUL.
I USE THIS FOR MY WORK.

[QUIETLY] DAD,

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET HER
GET MORE STUFF, ARE YOU?

THIS IS IMPORTANT
TO YOUR SISTER.

YOU KNOW SHE'S HAD
TROUBLE MAKING FRIENDS.

THEY GOT THE NEW SPRING LINE!

OKAY, MOM, ORDER.

ORDER!

GEE, I WONDER WHY.

LILLY, WE CAN'T AFFORD

ANYTHING ELSE.

FINANCE IT.

LISTEN TO HER! SMART.

[LILLY, SIGHING]:
WHERE ARE THEY?

THEY'RE TAKING SO LONG.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HER
CLEAN HER ROOM

WHILE SHE'S WAITING?

BRANDON, BUTT OUT.

DON'T YOU THINK
IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?

TEACH HER SOME PERSONAL
RESPONSIBILITY,

YOU KNOW, TIME MANAGEMENT,
IMPULSE CONTROL.

ENOUGH.

AND ON TOP OF THAT,
IT WOULD REASSURE ME

MY FAMILY HAS NOT CREATED
A MONSTER.

THERE ARE NO MONSTERS
IN THIS FAMILY.

[CAR HORN HONKING]

THEY'RE HERE! THEY'RE HERE!

[LAUGHING GLEEFULLY]

YOU MUST BE LILLY.

I'M ALLISON,
TEMPORARY GUARDIAN.

SO...

ARE YOU READY TO MEET HER?

YES, PLEASE!

OKAY.

LILLY,
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET LILLY D.

OH!

LIKE ONE
WASN'T ENOUGH?

HAPPY, HONEY?

YOU ARE THE BEST DADDY
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

AWW.

MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT,
DOESN'T IT?

NOW, MOST
OF OUR LUCKY GIRLS

TAKE THE LIMO RIDE

TO THE SALON
AT "THE REALLY YOU CENTRE,"

WHERE EACH

GET THEIR HAIR
AND NAILS DONE.

WE FIND
IT'S THE PERFECT WAY

FOR THE GIRLS
TO GET ACQUAINTED.

CAN I? PLEASE?

[QUIETLY]
IS THAT INCLUDED?

IT'S AN EXTRA,
JUST $229,

AND THAT DOES INCLUDE
THE FRAMED PHOTO PACK.

[BRANDON, SARCASTIC]
SAY NO MORE.

PLEASE, DADDY.

I'D BE THE HAPPIEST GIRL
IN THE WORLD.

MOM GETS TO COME ALONG.

WELL...

YOU'RE ONLY
A KID ONCE.

YES!

WE'RE GOING TO THE SALON!

RIGHT THIS WAY.

[LILLY]: OH, LILLY D,

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
THE BEST TIME EVER!

LILLY,
DID YOU NOTICE

LILLY D HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU?

[GASPS]

YOU'LL NEVER
FIND A FRIEND SO TRUE

AS THE GIRL WHO'S
REALLY YOU.

THANK YOU, LILLY D.

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[ENVIOUS GIRL]:
SHE GOT THE CUSTOM-DELUXE.

OH, EVERYONE
IS SO JEALOUS!

BY THE WAY,

WE'VE BEEN WORKING

WITH THE
TELECOMMUNICATIONS INDUSTRY,

AND NEXT MONTH,

LILLY D CAN GET

HER OWN MATCHING CELLPHONE
WITH A REAL PHONE NUMBER.

OH, I DON'T THINK SO.

WELL, I BET DADDY
WOULD GET IT FOR ME.

OW!

YOU'RE PULLING
MY HAIR!

TRY HOLDING
STILL, SWEETIE.

YES, PLEASE HOLD STILL.

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THAT FREAKS ME OUT,
DUDE.

I HATE DOLLS.

I DON'T EVEN LIKE
BOBBLEHEADS.

I USED TO BLOW 'EM UP
WITH M-80s,

BUT ONLY 'CAUSE
I DIDN'T LIKE 'EM.

YOU'D NEED DYNAMITE
FOR THAT THING.

GET OUT.

DAD!

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
YOU USED TO BE CUTE.

UGH. DAD!

OKAY,
NEVER MIND.

THANK YOU.

[SIGHS]

DID THEY BOTHER YOU?

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

DON'T BE SCARED, LILLY D.

IT'S JUST A STORM.

EVERYTHING LILLY D GETS,
I GET ONE TOO.

THIS IS OUR
WORKOUT OUTFIT.

SOMETIMES MY DELANEY AND I
DO KARAOKE TOGETHER.

I'M GETTING A NIGHTCLUB SET
FOR HER.

THERE'S A REAL MICROPHONE,

AND A SPOTLIGHT.

IT'S ON BACK ORDER.

I MIGHT GET
A "REALLY YOU" DOLL

FOR MY BIRTHDAY,

BUT I DON'T THINK
I CAN GET

THE FURNITURE
AND STUFF.

OH... THAT WOULD BE WEIRD,

YOU KNOW, JUST
HAVING THE DOLL?

GEE, I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK MAYBE
MY GRANDPARENTS

WOULD GET THAT
FOR ME.

THEY PROBABLY WOULD.

REALLY?

I DON'T KNOW,
IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM

THAT THEY GIVE YOU

VERY MUCH GOOD STUFF.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TABITHA SAYS
THAT LILLY D TOLD HER A SECRET.

WHAT SECRET? TELL ME.

- IT'S A SECRET.
- TELL ME.

- MM-MM.
- THIS IS MY HOUSE, OKAY.

THERE ARE NO SECRETS.

[SIGHING]

- PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE?
- PROMISE.

- CROSS YOUR HEART?
- YES.

- HOPE TO DIE?
- YES.

STICK A NEEDLE
IN YOUR EYE?

WHATEVER. JUST TELL ME!

WELL...

TABITHA SAYS

THAT LILLY D SAYS

THAT LILLY D...

DOESN'T LIKE YOU.

[BREATHING QUICKENS,
SHE GRUNTS IN ANGER]

[GASPS] TABITHA!

LILLY RIPPED HER LEG OFF!

[SOBS]

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

W-WAIT. HERE, TAKE THIS
AND GET RACHEL A NEW DOLL.

- NO, NO, NO.
- PLEASE.

I CAN'T.

THAT RACHEL IS A LIAR.

YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT,

THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME?

WHAT? YOU DO?

YOU LOVE ME?

OH, LILLY D, I LOVE YOU TOO.

OH...

LILLY, WHY DID YOU
HURT RACHEL'S DOLL?

SHE SAID LILLY D
DIDN'T LIKE ME.

JUST BECAUSE--

DO YOU MIND?

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE
SAYS SOMETHING MEAN

DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT
TO DESTROY THEIR THINGS

OR HIT THEM

OR ANYTHING
LIKE THAT.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE
LILLY D'S HAIR?

RACHEL'S MOTHER

DOESN'T WANT RACHEL COMING OVER
ANYMORE.

I DON'T CARE.

I THINK YOU NEED A TIME-OUT
FROM LILLY D.

NO!

YES! AND THAT IS FINAL.

FOR HOW LONG?

THAT DEPENDS ON YOU.

[SLAM]

[SLAM]

LOOK AT YOU...

SO PRETTY,

SO WELL-BEHAVED...

AW...

LOOK AT ALL THE NEW ITEMS.

I THOUGHT YOU TOOK
THE DOLL AWAY FROM HER.

LILLY D IS HERE AS MY GUEST,
NOT LILLY'S.

WE NEED COUNSELLING.

LIKE, YESTERDAY.

DADDY, CAN I PLEASE
HAVE LILLY D BACK NOW?

I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD.

NO.

LET'S SEE YOU BE GOOD
FOR A WEEK. THEN WE'LL TALK.

HONEY, DON'T YOU THINK--

NO!

FINAL ANSWER.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

IT'S JOSH.

[SPLASHING, SCREAMING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY, GASPING]

[GASPS] LILLY!

I DIDN'T DO IT.

SHE DID IT.

I SAW HER.

OH, PLEASE!

WHAT? SHE THINKS
THE DOLL DID IT?

THAT PUPPY'S TOAST.

YOU'VE GOT
TO TRASH IT.

IF IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
JUST SAY SO, LILLY.

BUT I SAW HER.

HER HAND MOVED.

DUDE, SHE SAW IT.

NO, SHE DIDN'T SEE IT.

[MOM]: LET ME
TELL YOU WHAT I SEE.

I SEE TWO LILLYS.

ONE HAS DONE SOMETHING
VERY, VERY BAD

AND IS TELLING LIES ABOUT IT.

NO, I'M NOT.

THE OTHER
IS SITTING PEACEFULLY

LIKE A WELL-MANNERED
YOUNG LADY.

WHICH LILLY DO YOU WANT TO BE?

NO...

I SAW HER.

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

RIGHT NOW!

EVERYONE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN.

CAN I LIVE
WITH YOUR FAMILY?

YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT.

HI.

WHY DID YOU WRECK
MOM'S COMPUTER?

THAT WAS NUTS.

I DIDN'T DO IT.

I SWEAR.

LILLY D DID IT.

SHE--

SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME.

FORGET IT.
IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.

I DON'T CARE
IF YOU BELIEVE ME OR NOT.

OKAY? IT'S TRUE.

SHE TOLD RACHEL
SHE DIDN'T LIKE ME,

AND THEN
SHE SPILLED THE GRAVY.

SHE WANTS TO HURT ME.

SHE LIED,

AND NOW IT'S TOO
HUMILIATING

FOR HER TO ADMIT IT.

I'M SURE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE SURE,

BECAUSE I AM NOT.

BUT HERE'S SOMETHING
I AM SURE ABOUT.

IF YOU HADN'T SPOILED HER
ALL THESE YEARS,

WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING
THESE PROBLEMS.

IT'S JUST HARD
FOR ME TO SEE HER UNHAPPY.

THAT THING'S NOT SLEEPING
IN THE BED.

IS IT?

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

CAN-- CAN I COME IN?

YEAH.

WHAT?

UM, I'M KIND OF WORRIED
ABOUT LILLY.

THAT'S A NEW ONE.

SHE REALLY THINKS

THAT... THING

IS, LIKE, ALIVE OR SOMETHING.

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST

GET RID OF IT.

I THINK NOT.

AFTER ALL THE MONEY

WE'VE SPENT ON HER?

WE'RE NOT RICH.
DO YOU REALIZE THAT,

BRANDON?

GO TO BED.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT LILLY.

SHE'LL BE FINE.

SHE'LL WORK THROUGH THIS.

I LOVE THIS COLOR ON YOU.

[DOOR UNLATCHES, SQUEAKS OPEN]

[QUIET FOOTSTEPS]

[DOOR CREAKING]

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

GEEZ.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M PUTTING THE DOLL

BACK IN
LILLY'S ROOM.

SHE DOESN'T LIKE
THE DOLL.

YES, SHE DOES.

OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
THE DOLL DOESN'T LIKE HER.

LEAVE THE PARENTING TO ME,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.

OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

[FABRIC RUSTLING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

NOTHING GETS PAST YOU,
DOES IT, JILL?

I AM MAKING
MY FAMOUS FRENCH TOAST.

YOU ARE GOING
TO LOVE IT.

GOOD MORNING, PRINCESS.

YOU SLEEP OKAY?

MM-MM. MY NECK
IS KIND OF STIFF.

LOOK UP AT THE CEILING.

NOPE, IT'S NOT
MENINGITIS.

YOU MUST HAVE
JUST SLEPT FUNNY.

SO ARE YOU READY
TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR MOM

ABOUT THE COMPUTER?

I DIDN'T DO IT.

[PHONE RINGS]

HENRY CALDWELL.

JACK. HELLO. YEAH...

WHERE'S MINE?

OH, DID I NOT GIVE YOU ONE?

GEEZ, MOM.

HERE YOU GO, LILLY.
SORRY.

YOU'RE GIVING THE DOLL
BREAKFAST?

WELL, LILLY D
IS NO ORDINARY DOLL.

YOU'RE TOTALLY
OBSESSED WITH IT.

HER.

NOT "IT."

MOMMY, DOES LILLY D
LIKE ME?

WELL, SHE WOULD

IF YOU'D STOP BLAMING HER
FOR THINGS THAT YOU DO.

MAYBE SHE DID IT
BY ACCIDENT.

THE MEETING IN DENVER IS ON.

I FLY OUT TONIGHT.

WHEN ARE YOU
GOING TO BE HOME?

[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

HOME FOR SUNDAY DINNER.

I'LL MISS YOU.

WELL, I'LL MISS YOU,
TOO, SWEETHEART,

BUT IF I CAN
CLOSE THIS DEAL,

WE CAN ALL HAVE
LIFE-SIZED DOLLS, HUH?

OH, GREAT.

WELL, MAKE MINE LOOK
LIKE MEGAN FOX.

SEE YOU, DAD.

ALL RIGHT,
BYE, SWEETIE.

HELLO?

[DOOR SQUEAKS
SOMEWHERE IN HOUSE]

[VIDEO GAME PLAYING]

BRANDON?

[KNOCKING]

HEY.

MOM'S AT SOME
APPOINTMENT.

NO, I'M JUST TALKING
TO MY SISTER.

GET THAT GUY!
COME ON, GET HIM!

SORRY, I'M JUST
PLAYING A GAME.

I'M JUST TALKING
TO MY SISTER. YEAH.

OH, AND MOM SAID

YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED
WITH THE DOLL, OKAY?

NO, I'M TALKING
TO MY SISTER.

OH, I MADE YOU NACHOS.
THEY'RE IN THE KITCHEN.

JUST HEAT 'EM UP.

NO, NO, NO, NO!

DUDE, THEY'RE IN
THE KITCHEN.

- NO, YOU!
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

THE ZOMBIES
ARE IN THE KITCHEN!

IDIOT! HIS SISTER.

SORRY, LILLY.
LOVE YOU.

LILLY D?

I'M SORRY I SAID
YOU DON'T LIKE ME.

'CAUSE YOU DO, RIGHT?

ARE YOU IN HERE, LILLY D?

LILLY D?

LILLY D, WHERE ARE YOU?

[CATCHES BREATH]

DID MOM TAKE LILLY D WITH HER?

HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

I CAN'T FIND HER.

WELL, SHE PROBABLY
HID IT.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
LEAVE IT ALONE.

COME ON,
GET THE FLAME THROWER!

NO, I'M JUST
TALKING TO MY SISTER.

NO, THAT'S ME,
THAT'S ME, COME ON!

NO, THROUGH THE KITCHEN!

IN THE HALL!

I TOLD YOU-- 10.

YOU OKAY, LILLY PAD?

YEAH.

HELLO.

[GRUNTS SLEEPILY]

HI.

WHAT IS THAT
ON YOUR HANDS?

HAVE YOU BEEN PAINTING?

NO.

DID BRANDON TELL YOU
NOT TO TOUCH LILLY D?

HOW COULD I?

YOU HID HER.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

SHE'S SITTING IN THE CHAIR
AT MY DRESSING TABLE.

NO, SHE'S NOT.

SHE MOST CERTAINLY IS.

SHE'S NOT. I CHECKED.

YOU CHECKED?

SO YOU WENT INTO MY ROOM?

JUST TO LOOK.

[SIGHS]

YOU DONE
WITH THOSE?

MOM IS ON
THE WARPATH.

IS SHE DONE
WITH THOSE?

YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED
OUT OF HER ROOM.

I WAS JUST--

[MOM, SCREAMING]: LILLY!

COME IN HERE THIS INSTANT!

NO!

NO, NO, SHE DID IT!

THERE YOU GO AGAIN!

YOU ARE IN VERY, VERY
SERIOUS TROUBLE.

NO, IT'S NOT FAIR!
SHE DID IT!

STOP IT!

SHE THINKS THE DOLL
IS ALIVE?

STOP IT!

SHE DID, OKAY?

I KNOW THAT SHE DID IT!

DUDE, DO YOU THINK
THE DOLL IS ALIVE?

NO.

AND I'M GOING
TO PROVE IT.

[SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING]

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