Put Your Head on My Shoulder (2019): Season 1, Episode 24 - Episode #1.24 - full transcript
♫ Happiness is nagging next to my ears ♫
♫ My youth is smiling and showing its dimples ♫
♫ Love is raindrops in the form of candy ♫
♫ Raining down one by one ♫
♫ The sunshine is swirling around in my eyes ♫
♫ Warming up snippets of my memories ♫
♫ There are so much that I can't bear to say ♫
♫ They're held in my heart, radiating warmth ♫
♫ Continuously reenacting the light breeze, the stars
and the moon ♫
♫ covering the whole sky ♫
♫ Our little times and long years ♫
♫ Let’s talk about it slowly, no need to be in a rush ♫
♫ The sky in the distance is so comfortably warm ♫
♫ Just like the sunny and cloudless day when we first met ♫
♫ Our little times are brimming with fragrance ♫
♫ Growing up comfortably in the ruckus ♫
♫ Recalling our happiness, all has been well since we
last parted ♫
♫ It deserves to be kept forever, never forgotten ♫
[Put Your Head On My Shoulder]
Weiyi Gu, will you take this woman alone to be your wedded wife?
Yes.
Gu Weiyi, stop joking around.
It's all right. If you don't want to...
I only wanted to let you know that you're really within my plans.
[Episode 24 – Final episode]
I was wondering why I couldn't find it, it was because he secretly took it.
But I love you!
I love someone else.
Please leave.
I want to see your girlfriend.
It's none of your business.
I'm his girlfriend.
You?
Yes.
Well, I love him.
- Crazy.
- Crazy.
It's not "maybe," it's for sure.
She's not my girlfriend.
She's my wife.
I don't believe you.
It's true and I am pregnant.
I see.
Explain yourself.
It was just as you saw.
She kept clinging on no matter how I tried to get rid of her.
If you didn't respond to her, how could she keep clinging harder?
I didn't.
Fine, fine. I believe you.
Then you explain yourself, too.
I... got my visa, so I just came because I wanted to.
That's not what I'm asking about.
What do you want to ask?
Explain what "pregnant" means in Chinese.
I don't understand.
I don't know either. I don't understand.
The word that you just said.
What word?
I'm telling you, my English is terrible. I can't memorize any word.
I only know nodding means "yes," shaking your head means "no."
To come is "come" and to go is "go."
You only know nodding is "yes" and shaking your head is "no"?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then I think you need to improve your English standards. I'll take you out to improve it.
There's no need. It's fine as long as you can speak it.
No way. Let's go. Go change your clothes.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Is it free to learn English here?
This is the most suitable place for you.
Their English standards are about the same as you. They only know nodding is "yes" and shaking your head is "no," too.
What?
Let us begin.
My name is Jesse Custer,
and it is my honor and pleasure to be here today
to celebrate the wedding of Weiyi Gu and Mo Situ.
I would like to begin the marriage ceremony
according to the customs of our city.
- You have come before us.
- What's going on?
Don't talk. He's teaching English.
Do you really think I'm stupid?
Responsible duties of marriage...
Can you understand?
Weiyi Gu, do you take this woman, whose hands you hold,
choosing her alone to be your wedded wife,
to live with her in the state of true matrimony,
to always love her,
to comfort her, to follow her at all times,
and to be faithful to her.
Gu Weiyi, stop joking.
Yes.
Mo Situ, will you take this man, whose hands you hold,
choosing him alone to be your wedded husband,
to live with him in the state of true matrimony,
to always love him,
to comfort him, to follow him at all times,
and to be faithful to him.
Situ Mo!
Situ Mo.
Situ Mo.
Situ Mo.
It's all right. If you don't want to...
I only wanted to let you know, that you're really within my plans.
Yes.
Congratulations. I now pronounce you man and wife.
I came here once before. The sausage platter here is really delicious.
Are you still angry?
Shouldn't I be angry?
We got married today, I didn't even wear a wedding dress.
Gu Weiyi?
Situ Mo, why are you here?
She came to get married.
Congratulations to you two.
Thank you.
I've already eaten, so I'm going to leave first.
- Bye-bye, Senior.
- Bye-bye.
Shan Shan! Shan Shan! Shan Shan!
What happened?
The bank gave me a loan!
- Really?!
- Really!
Forget about the wedding dress.
What about the ring?
Where's my ring? I don't even have a ring.
Gu Weiyi! Stop pretending to be asleep, Gu Weiyi.
Gu Weiyi. Gu Weiyi.
Gu Weiyi! Wake up, Gu Weiyi!
There's no breathing. What do I do?
Oh, right! CPR!
He's finally dead. He's finally dead!
CPR needs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, don't you know?
No.
Mo Mo... can I?
I even wanted to ask if you can.
You'll know.
What's with Zhicun's Weibo post today?
How does he have Situ Mo's resignation letter?
I'm handling it right now, too. I can't get into contact with him.
I'll get back to you later. Bye-bye.
Hello?
[How ugly is she really? I really want to know]
[Reasons for resignation:
Boss is too ugly, I don't want to work anymore]
[I know this company, they do advertisements]
[Situ Mo, this name sounds familiar]
[I'm from ORI. Is this the one where her supervisor stole her work and in a fit of anger, she resigned?]
[Still too young!]
[Hahahahaha, I'm dying from laughter]
Situ Mo, are you okay?
You're going to be a dad.
Shut up.
Why did you suddenly throw up? Didn't we eat the same things?
I don't know either. I've thrown up twice or thrice when you were asleep.
Did you eat anything else?
- I took some medication.
- What medication?
Contraceptive.
Where did you get it?
His girlfriend gave it to me.
A small favor.
Give me the pills that you gave her.
Here.
This pill has serious side effects. You ate it on an empty stomach as well.
How could your stomach handle it?
Do you still want to vomit?
I'm much better.
That's good then.
Why did you have to take the pill?
I just think that a child might not be within your plans yet.
As long as it has to do with you, they're all within my plans.
I'm leaving then.
Wait.
You forgot to take something.
What?
Hello?
Situ Mo, you're great!
Were you that close with Lin Zhicun?
What are you talking about?
Don't you go on the internet?
About the names on our work, Lin Zhicun spoke up for us.
Spoke up for us?
I don't know where he got your resignation letter from a few days ago.
He uploaded it using his own Weibo account,
then he started a whole new hot topic.
Sister Sasa got called out on it really quickly.
Now, the company is going to seriously handle her problems.
Just now, I saw a reporter asking her about this.
Guess what she said.
What did she say?
Situ Mo, congratulations, you got your revenge.
What are you saying?
I don't know where you got your luck.
Even my idol is speaking up for you. I really didn't expect.
that the two of you were so close.
- I'm envious.
- You forgot to bring me along.
We're home!
Welcome home.
Welcome home.
What happened?
I studied it on the plane.
What? How did you do it?
As long as I'm on the same local network as it,
I can control it with my phone.
I called its current mode as "pet mode."
Did you come up with other modes?
Should I show them all to you?
Okay.
I even set an "escape mode" for it.
If a fire occurs, it will automatically run to the balcony
and jump into the bushes downstairs.
I've even set the parabola.
Have you thought about how many pieces it's going to break into?
Don't worry about this. We're on the seventeenth floor;
every floor is about 3.5 meters high.
Altogether, it's about 59.5 meters.
That means, even if it jumps down–
Gu Weiyi! Welcome home.
Welcome home.
Welcome home.
Welcome home.
I tidied up a bit and felt that something wasn't right.
What's not right?
I think according to our current relationship,
we should sleep in the same room.
What are we going to do with the empty room then?
I've modified it into a laboratory.
I want a divorce then.
I'll tell your mom then.
My mom doesn't even know that I got married.
I still haven't told my parents about us getting married.
It's fine. I didn't tell my parents either.
We'll call them together later and tell them.
Okay.
No, no, no.
If my mom knew that we got married at a church in Germany and didn't tell her...
That's not right. We still haven't gotten our marriage certificate, right?
That means that from the point of view of the law,
we're still not married.
Good. That's good, that's good.
I've already booked a time online to go register.
When?
On the plane.
How can you do so much on the plane?
Are you going or not?
I'll go.
Come, sit down please. Look happier.
Smile. This picture is going to last a lifetime.
Ready. One, two, three!
Why do we have two marriage certificates?
Just in case we lose one?
If we have two, it's fine even if we lose one.
I'll keep them.
Why should you have them? One of them is mine.
Give it to me. It's mine! Give it back to me.
Give it back to me!
Give it back to me!
Stop playing. It's your mom.
[Auntie Huang]
My mom calls you whenever something happens now.
She doesn't call me anymore.
- Hello, Auntie.
- Little Gu, have you two got your certificates?
Yes.
If you did, why are you still calling me "auntie"?
(What?)
Mom.
Mom called to congratulate you guys on your marriage.
I originally planned to let you guys get your certificates then celebrate with a dinner with everyone.
But Mo Mo's older sister
suddenly said that she's going to study abroad.
Dad, have some tea.
Okay.
It's all right, it's all right. It's fine.
Good tea, good tea. Thank you.
Mom, have some tea.
Nice. How nice of you.
How nice.
How nice.
Mo Mo, I mentioned the wedding reception to Little Yi just now.
He's still unwilling to hold one.
Then, how about saying that my family wants to hold one? Will that work?
Forget it.
If he doesn't want to do something, I don't want to force him.
We came this time mainly to visit you guys.
Auntie, then you guys can–
Mom.
Then, you and Dad can stay for a longer time.
How could that be right?
You guys are newlyweds. If we stayed longer,
Little Yi is going to get angry.
He won't.
Little Yi, come over for a moment.
What is it, Dad?
Look. How beautiful. The sunset is magnificent,
it's a pity that dusk is approaching fast.
The sun will rise again tomorrow.
The earth is just rotating.
Little Yi, a wedding itself is not scary,
but marriage is not as easy.
I know.
Do you really know?
Marriage... isn't like research. There is no evidence to look for.
Just like the words you just said, "The earth is just rotating."
If I said that to your mom,
she would have nagged about it for a long time.
But Situ Mo wouldn't.
Son, Dad wishes the future of your marriage
to have a lot, a lot, a lot of good times.
Thank you, Dad.
What? Have you never seen someone looking for a job?
Has it been unsuccessful looking for a job?
Look.
This company doesn't hire married women with no children.
And this company, their requirement is someone who can drink 500 mL of baijiu.
(T/N: Chinese distilled liquor; ABV range of 28%-65%)
Also, this one. It requires someone who can name three hundred celebrities.
This is even worse.
It requires "someone who has a story in their gaze."
Let me take a look.
You have quite a story in your eyes.
Stop gloating. For someone like you, who doesn't need to look for a job, I want to hit them whenever I see them.
Here.
- You really hit me?
- Who told you to gloat?
What if you don't look for a job yet? Take a rest first.
Think about whether you want a job or study postgraduate.
If I don't look for a job, are you going to feed me?
Sure.
The amount of money in your card is enough to feed me?
Grandma sent it to me after she knew that we got married.
How could we spend Grandma's money?
Actually, it's the scholarship money I got since I was young. I gave it all to Grandma.
I didn't think that she would save it all up.
That means there isn't much in there then.
¥240,000. (T/N: approx.$34,403)
Officer is being so generous with your money, I am terrified.
(T/N: she's speaking as if in the historical period)
- Forget it, if you don't want it.
- No way!
Money can't be kept with you.
If you keep it, who knows what kind of weird machine is going to appear at home tomorrow.
I'll keep it for you. I'll keep it and not spend it.
[Zhi Li Advertising Company Mock Written Exam]
Are you still not sleeping?
Wait. I'll sleep after I do this exam.
What exam?
I looked back and forth, and the most reliable company
is still the one who required someone to name three hundred celebrities.
So, I looked up their employment written exam from the past to try.
Gu Weiyi, do you know the Four Internet-Popular Men after 1985?
(T/N: "liu liang" meaning internet popular here; also means flow/traffic)
Flow?
I do know.
You know what flow is?
The flow in physics means that within a unit of time,
the flow through closed pipes or the amount of fluid in the open section of a tunnel.
It is also called instantaneous flow.
It's not this flow?
Forget it. I'm overthinking. How could you possibly understand flow?
You probably don't even know who the Four Heavenly Kings are.
What's Four Heavenly Kings?
Surely not. You really don't know who the Four Heavenly Kings are?
Isn't this common knowledge? Even my dad knows.
Do I have to know this?
Do you know the Four Mechanics of Physics?
The Four Heavenly Kings of Hong Kong: Andy Lau, Jacky Cheung, Leon Lai, Aaron Kwok.
The Four Mechanics of Physics: theoretical, statistical, quantum, electrodynamics.
Brilliant! You know so much! Brilliant.
I'm sleeping.
Take off your glasses before you sleep.
- Get down.
- No.
I'm going to sleep like this tonight.
You're going to regret it then.
Why would I regret it?
Your parents are next door. What can you do to me?
Here we go.
- I'm going to the laboratory first.
- Okay.
Okay, okay.
Wait.
Mom made herbal tea. Drink some before you go. It'll help reduce internal heat.
Is it bitter?
What do you think?
Come back earlier.
Mom, I'll clean up.
Come back earlier.
Is Professor Jiang and the rest coming at 8:00 p.m. tonight?
8:00 p.m. tonight.
The four musketeers of our laboratory can finally reunite.
Why is it four musketeers?
What special meaning does the number four have?
Yeah, why is it always four?
Four Chinese Classic Novels, Four Beauties, Four Heavenly Kings.
Do you know who the Four Heavenly Kings are?
I-I do. Don't you?
Have you finished reading the Germany experiment report?
I remember that I gave it to you before I came back.
I've finished. Wait a moment.
Hello, Shan Shan.
Hello, Mo Mo.
Guess where I am.
Where are you?
I'm at Fu Pei's company.
Why are you back? Is there nothing to do at school?
I came to spend our anniversary with Fu Pei.
- Anniversary? Isn't Fu Pei going to propo–?
- Hey, hey, hey!
Situ Mo, shut up. When are you going to buy us dinner?
Why should we buy you dinner?
Don't you two need to treat us to drinks for getting married?
Go ask Gu Weiyi then. I'm unemployed. What does that have to do with me?
You still haven't found a job? Do you want to work part-time?
Come help me make a few advertisement posters.
How much are you going to pay for a poster?
We know each other so well.
Talking about money will hurt our feelings.
I'm going to go for my interview. If you have any issues, go find Gu Weiyi, don't bother me.
Why is it so dark?
Dad? Mom?
Are they asleep?
Surely not.
Dad! Mom! We're back!
They're not here.
They probably went back.
How is that possible?
They should have told us when they were going back.
Did they go out for a walk?
They would have told us if they were going for a walk.
Mo Mo. Little Yi. Mom and Dad have gone back home.
We were worried that you were going to send us off, so we didn't tell you guys.
The main thing was that I had work to attend to so I left quickly.
Seeing how you guys are doing, we're both feeling reassured.
There is mantis shrimp in the pot. Remember to eat them.
After you take your wedding photos, remember to send some home.
Here. They really did go home.
They even left a whole pot of mantis shrimp.
That's not right. Aren't you allergic to mantis shrimp?
I can't finish this whole pot of mantis shrimp.
But I would waste Mom and Dad's kindness if I don't eat it.
It's fine. Leave this arduous mission to me.
I'll eat it!
Smells delicious.
They taste so fresh.
Does Mom make such tasty mantis shrimp?
Can't you eat as you peel?
You don't get it. You only get a sense of achievement if you eat a whole plate of mantis shrimp.
All right! Let's eat these first.
The mantis shrimp that Mom made tastes so fresh!
How about you eat one?
It's fine to eat a little.
It's all right.
You won't die even if you get an allergic reaction, you would just have to go to the hospital.
Eat one. It's all right.
Forget it. It's best if you don't eat it.
If something really was to happen to you, I wouldn't be able to lift you.
If you went to the hospital, I don't know how to tell Mom and Dad. It's best if you don't eat it.
I won't get a reaction if I eat one.
Yeah. Mom said that someone ate a lot of mantis shrimp during New Year's
They'll definitely not get an allergic reaction.
So, did you already like me when we went to the seaside?
No.
No? If you didn't, then why did you give me the mantis shrimp?
I was suspicious of the mantis shrimp being poisonous.
You're the poisonous one! I think love grew up from your hatred.
What happened to you? You stopped talking since dinner.
What's wrong with you? Stand up.
I-I'm proposing. I know that we're in a long-distance relationship right now,
you're studying postgraduate, our business just started and hasn't achieved much yet.
But I think if we got married, anything is possible.
So, I don't know if you think so.
- Yes.
- I know maybe you think that this is too sudden now,
but I'm sincere.
Wait... What did you just say?
I said, "Yes!"
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
She said yes! Did you all hear that?!
Calm down!
Hello, the bride is still getting her makeup done and getting changed on the second floor. Please wait.
Okay. Thanks.
Are you still not done yet?
Almost.
You said that an hour ago, too.
If you're impatient, then go home first.
Take your time.
What's wrong? Am I so pretty that you were put into a trance?
I'm not.
Let's go. They said that we're taking the outdoor shots first.
I really got caught in Situ Mo's hands.
As someone with an IQ of 187, after meeting Situ Mo,
it's as if my IQ dropped to 87.
I started doing a lot of dumb things.
Student, are you buying this for your girlfriend?
It's really comfortable.
Hey, don't leave, young man.
♫ As if taken over by gentleness ♫
♫ The story trembles with fate ♫
♫ Gathering the courage to make a promise ♫
♪ A bamboo-copter and time tunnel can take us anywhere ♪
I started to get sidetracked when working.
Are you writing your thesis like this?
♫ Shining throughout the sky covered in stars ♫
♫ Slowly melting me in your gaze ♫
♫ I want to walk farther with you ♫
♫ This is all of my thoughts ♫
I've also lost the calmness that I've always had.
I've poisoned her to death! When is the ambulance going to come?!
♫ I want to walk farther with you, no matter how this
world changes ♫
- Did you get scratched by the cat?
- Are you not allergic to cats anymore?
I even smile crazily all day when I look at her.
♫ Let the disappointing memories be stranded ♫
♫ Write a new romantic poem ♫
I've never driven since I got my license!
Do you know where the accelerator and brake are?
Do you really think I'm an idiot?
It's quite idiotic for you to come up with this theme.
♫ I want to walk farther with you ♫
♫ No matter how this world changes ♫
♫ At least this pair of hands are going to hold tightly
to each other ♫
Forget all of that.
but now, I think my IQ has a tendency of continuing to drop.
For example, knowing that this is dangerous,
but I still got into the sports car that she's driving.
But I'm completely willing to.
♫ Please promise to be by my side every day ♫
Gu Weiyi! Come and tie my hair for me.
Just right.
Gu Weiyi! Pour a cup of juice for me! I'm Situ Mo!
Gu Weimo!
♫ Love the corner of your lips, love your eyelashes ♫
♫ Love the tips of your hair, love your taste ♫
♫ The signal in your eyes, the little pride in your pout ♫
♫ They are all your exclusive expression packs ♫
♫ Love your intonation, love your coquettishness ♫
♫ Love your smile, oh, love your hug ♫
♫ You playing up to me like a kitty, my defence is all useless ♫
♫ No one can replace this kind of feeling ♫
♫ Holding your hand, step by step by step by step,
circling around you ♫
♫ Feeling this love, bit by bit by bit, becoming clearer ♫
♫ Grateful to have met you, I’m even smiling in my sleep ♫
♫ Just like this, it makes my heart skip a beat ♫
♫ Letting sweetness, day by day by day by day, slowly
fermenting ♫
♫ Baking the taste of romance ♫
♫ This level of sweetness is just right, I want to eat it
in one bite ♫
♫ One serving of the bread of love tastes like two
servings of happiness ♫
♫ Holding your hand, step by step by step by step,
circling around you ♫
♫ Feeling this love, bit by bit by bit, becoming clearer ♫
♫ Grateful to have met you, I’m even smiling in my sleep ♫
♫ Just like this, it makes my heart skip a beat ♫
♫ Letting sweetness, day by day by day by day, slowly
fermenting ♫
♫ Baking the taste of romance ♫
♫ This level of sweetness is just right, I want to eat it
in one bite ♫
♫ One serving of the bread of love tastes like two
servings of happiness ♫
♫ My youth is smiling and showing its dimples ♫
♫ Love is raindrops in the form of candy ♫
♫ Raining down one by one ♫
♫ The sunshine is swirling around in my eyes ♫
♫ Warming up snippets of my memories ♫
♫ There are so much that I can't bear to say ♫
♫ They're held in my heart, radiating warmth ♫
♫ Continuously reenacting the light breeze, the stars
and the moon ♫
♫ covering the whole sky ♫
♫ Our little times and long years ♫
♫ Let’s talk about it slowly, no need to be in a rush ♫
♫ The sky in the distance is so comfortably warm ♫
♫ Just like the sunny and cloudless day when we first met ♫
♫ Our little times are brimming with fragrance ♫
♫ Growing up comfortably in the ruckus ♫
♫ Recalling our happiness, all has been well since we
last parted ♫
♫ It deserves to be kept forever, never forgotten ♫
[Put Your Head On My Shoulder]
Weiyi Gu, will you take this woman alone to be your wedded wife?
Yes.
Gu Weiyi, stop joking around.
It's all right. If you don't want to...
I only wanted to let you know that you're really within my plans.
[Episode 24 – Final episode]
I was wondering why I couldn't find it, it was because he secretly took it.
But I love you!
I love someone else.
Please leave.
I want to see your girlfriend.
It's none of your business.
I'm his girlfriend.
You?
Yes.
Well, I love him.
- Crazy.
- Crazy.
It's not "maybe," it's for sure.
She's not my girlfriend.
She's my wife.
I don't believe you.
It's true and I am pregnant.
I see.
Explain yourself.
It was just as you saw.
She kept clinging on no matter how I tried to get rid of her.
If you didn't respond to her, how could she keep clinging harder?
I didn't.
Fine, fine. I believe you.
Then you explain yourself, too.
I... got my visa, so I just came because I wanted to.
That's not what I'm asking about.
What do you want to ask?
Explain what "pregnant" means in Chinese.
I don't understand.
I don't know either. I don't understand.
The word that you just said.
What word?
I'm telling you, my English is terrible. I can't memorize any word.
I only know nodding means "yes," shaking your head means "no."
To come is "come" and to go is "go."
You only know nodding is "yes" and shaking your head is "no"?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then I think you need to improve your English standards. I'll take you out to improve it.
There's no need. It's fine as long as you can speak it.
No way. Let's go. Go change your clothes.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Is it free to learn English here?
This is the most suitable place for you.
Their English standards are about the same as you. They only know nodding is "yes" and shaking your head is "no," too.
What?
Let us begin.
My name is Jesse Custer,
and it is my honor and pleasure to be here today
to celebrate the wedding of Weiyi Gu and Mo Situ.
I would like to begin the marriage ceremony
according to the customs of our city.
- You have come before us.
- What's going on?
Don't talk. He's teaching English.
Do you really think I'm stupid?
Responsible duties of marriage...
Can you understand?
Weiyi Gu, do you take this woman, whose hands you hold,
choosing her alone to be your wedded wife,
to live with her in the state of true matrimony,
to always love her,
to comfort her, to follow her at all times,
and to be faithful to her.
Gu Weiyi, stop joking.
Yes.
Mo Situ, will you take this man, whose hands you hold,
choosing him alone to be your wedded husband,
to live with him in the state of true matrimony,
to always love him,
to comfort him, to follow him at all times,
and to be faithful to him.
Situ Mo!
Situ Mo.
Situ Mo.
Situ Mo.
It's all right. If you don't want to...
I only wanted to let you know, that you're really within my plans.
Yes.
Congratulations. I now pronounce you man and wife.
I came here once before. The sausage platter here is really delicious.
Are you still angry?
Shouldn't I be angry?
We got married today, I didn't even wear a wedding dress.
Gu Weiyi?
Situ Mo, why are you here?
She came to get married.
Congratulations to you two.
Thank you.
I've already eaten, so I'm going to leave first.
- Bye-bye, Senior.
- Bye-bye.
Shan Shan! Shan Shan! Shan Shan!
What happened?
The bank gave me a loan!
- Really?!
- Really!
Forget about the wedding dress.
What about the ring?
Where's my ring? I don't even have a ring.
Gu Weiyi! Stop pretending to be asleep, Gu Weiyi.
Gu Weiyi. Gu Weiyi.
Gu Weiyi! Wake up, Gu Weiyi!
There's no breathing. What do I do?
Oh, right! CPR!
He's finally dead. He's finally dead!
CPR needs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, don't you know?
No.
Mo Mo... can I?
I even wanted to ask if you can.
You'll know.
What's with Zhicun's Weibo post today?
How does he have Situ Mo's resignation letter?
I'm handling it right now, too. I can't get into contact with him.
I'll get back to you later. Bye-bye.
Hello?
[How ugly is she really? I really want to know]
[Reasons for resignation:
Boss is too ugly, I don't want to work anymore]
[I know this company, they do advertisements]
[Situ Mo, this name sounds familiar]
[I'm from ORI. Is this the one where her supervisor stole her work and in a fit of anger, she resigned?]
[Still too young!]
[Hahahahaha, I'm dying from laughter]
Situ Mo, are you okay?
You're going to be a dad.
Shut up.
Why did you suddenly throw up? Didn't we eat the same things?
I don't know either. I've thrown up twice or thrice when you were asleep.
Did you eat anything else?
- I took some medication.
- What medication?
Contraceptive.
Where did you get it?
His girlfriend gave it to me.
A small favor.
Give me the pills that you gave her.
Here.
This pill has serious side effects. You ate it on an empty stomach as well.
How could your stomach handle it?
Do you still want to vomit?
I'm much better.
That's good then.
Why did you have to take the pill?
I just think that a child might not be within your plans yet.
As long as it has to do with you, they're all within my plans.
I'm leaving then.
Wait.
You forgot to take something.
What?
Hello?
Situ Mo, you're great!
Were you that close with Lin Zhicun?
What are you talking about?
Don't you go on the internet?
About the names on our work, Lin Zhicun spoke up for us.
Spoke up for us?
I don't know where he got your resignation letter from a few days ago.
He uploaded it using his own Weibo account,
then he started a whole new hot topic.
Sister Sasa got called out on it really quickly.
Now, the company is going to seriously handle her problems.
Just now, I saw a reporter asking her about this.
Guess what she said.
What did she say?
Situ Mo, congratulations, you got your revenge.
What are you saying?
I don't know where you got your luck.
Even my idol is speaking up for you. I really didn't expect.
that the two of you were so close.
- I'm envious.
- You forgot to bring me along.
We're home!
Welcome home.
Welcome home.
What happened?
I studied it on the plane.
What? How did you do it?
As long as I'm on the same local network as it,
I can control it with my phone.
I called its current mode as "pet mode."
Did you come up with other modes?
Should I show them all to you?
Okay.
I even set an "escape mode" for it.
If a fire occurs, it will automatically run to the balcony
and jump into the bushes downstairs.
I've even set the parabola.
Have you thought about how many pieces it's going to break into?
Don't worry about this. We're on the seventeenth floor;
every floor is about 3.5 meters high.
Altogether, it's about 59.5 meters.
That means, even if it jumps down–
Gu Weiyi! Welcome home.
Welcome home.
Welcome home.
Welcome home.
I tidied up a bit and felt that something wasn't right.
What's not right?
I think according to our current relationship,
we should sleep in the same room.
What are we going to do with the empty room then?
I've modified it into a laboratory.
I want a divorce then.
I'll tell your mom then.
My mom doesn't even know that I got married.
I still haven't told my parents about us getting married.
It's fine. I didn't tell my parents either.
We'll call them together later and tell them.
Okay.
No, no, no.
If my mom knew that we got married at a church in Germany and didn't tell her...
That's not right. We still haven't gotten our marriage certificate, right?
That means that from the point of view of the law,
we're still not married.
Good. That's good, that's good.
I've already booked a time online to go register.
When?
On the plane.
How can you do so much on the plane?
Are you going or not?
I'll go.
Come, sit down please. Look happier.
Smile. This picture is going to last a lifetime.
Ready. One, two, three!
Why do we have two marriage certificates?
Just in case we lose one?
If we have two, it's fine even if we lose one.
I'll keep them.
Why should you have them? One of them is mine.
Give it to me. It's mine! Give it back to me.
Give it back to me!
Give it back to me!
Stop playing. It's your mom.
[Auntie Huang]
My mom calls you whenever something happens now.
She doesn't call me anymore.
- Hello, Auntie.
- Little Gu, have you two got your certificates?
Yes.
If you did, why are you still calling me "auntie"?
(What?)
Mom.
Mom called to congratulate you guys on your marriage.
I originally planned to let you guys get your certificates then celebrate with a dinner with everyone.
But Mo Mo's older sister
suddenly said that she's going to study abroad.
Dad, have some tea.
Okay.
It's all right, it's all right. It's fine.
Good tea, good tea. Thank you.
Mom, have some tea.
Nice. How nice of you.
How nice.
How nice.
Mo Mo, I mentioned the wedding reception to Little Yi just now.
He's still unwilling to hold one.
Then, how about saying that my family wants to hold one? Will that work?
Forget it.
If he doesn't want to do something, I don't want to force him.
We came this time mainly to visit you guys.
Auntie, then you guys can–
Mom.
Then, you and Dad can stay for a longer time.
How could that be right?
You guys are newlyweds. If we stayed longer,
Little Yi is going to get angry.
He won't.
Little Yi, come over for a moment.
What is it, Dad?
Look. How beautiful. The sunset is magnificent,
it's a pity that dusk is approaching fast.
The sun will rise again tomorrow.
The earth is just rotating.
Little Yi, a wedding itself is not scary,
but marriage is not as easy.
I know.
Do you really know?
Marriage... isn't like research. There is no evidence to look for.
Just like the words you just said, "The earth is just rotating."
If I said that to your mom,
she would have nagged about it for a long time.
But Situ Mo wouldn't.
Son, Dad wishes the future of your marriage
to have a lot, a lot, a lot of good times.
Thank you, Dad.
What? Have you never seen someone looking for a job?
Has it been unsuccessful looking for a job?
Look.
This company doesn't hire married women with no children.
And this company, their requirement is someone who can drink 500 mL of baijiu.
(T/N: Chinese distilled liquor; ABV range of 28%-65%)
Also, this one. It requires someone who can name three hundred celebrities.
This is even worse.
It requires "someone who has a story in their gaze."
Let me take a look.
You have quite a story in your eyes.
Stop gloating. For someone like you, who doesn't need to look for a job, I want to hit them whenever I see them.
Here.
- You really hit me?
- Who told you to gloat?
What if you don't look for a job yet? Take a rest first.
Think about whether you want a job or study postgraduate.
If I don't look for a job, are you going to feed me?
Sure.
The amount of money in your card is enough to feed me?
Grandma sent it to me after she knew that we got married.
How could we spend Grandma's money?
Actually, it's the scholarship money I got since I was young. I gave it all to Grandma.
I didn't think that she would save it all up.
That means there isn't much in there then.
¥240,000. (T/N: approx.$34,403)
Officer is being so generous with your money, I am terrified.
(T/N: she's speaking as if in the historical period)
- Forget it, if you don't want it.
- No way!
Money can't be kept with you.
If you keep it, who knows what kind of weird machine is going to appear at home tomorrow.
I'll keep it for you. I'll keep it and not spend it.
[Zhi Li Advertising Company Mock Written Exam]
Are you still not sleeping?
Wait. I'll sleep after I do this exam.
What exam?
I looked back and forth, and the most reliable company
is still the one who required someone to name three hundred celebrities.
So, I looked up their employment written exam from the past to try.
Gu Weiyi, do you know the Four Internet-Popular Men after 1985?
(T/N: "liu liang" meaning internet popular here; also means flow/traffic)
Flow?
I do know.
You know what flow is?
The flow in physics means that within a unit of time,
the flow through closed pipes or the amount of fluid in the open section of a tunnel.
It is also called instantaneous flow.
It's not this flow?
Forget it. I'm overthinking. How could you possibly understand flow?
You probably don't even know who the Four Heavenly Kings are.
What's Four Heavenly Kings?
Surely not. You really don't know who the Four Heavenly Kings are?
Isn't this common knowledge? Even my dad knows.
Do I have to know this?
Do you know the Four Mechanics of Physics?
The Four Heavenly Kings of Hong Kong: Andy Lau, Jacky Cheung, Leon Lai, Aaron Kwok.
The Four Mechanics of Physics: theoretical, statistical, quantum, electrodynamics.
Brilliant! You know so much! Brilliant.
I'm sleeping.
Take off your glasses before you sleep.
- Get down.
- No.
I'm going to sleep like this tonight.
You're going to regret it then.
Why would I regret it?
Your parents are next door. What can you do to me?
Here we go.
- I'm going to the laboratory first.
- Okay.
Okay, okay.
Wait.
Mom made herbal tea. Drink some before you go. It'll help reduce internal heat.
Is it bitter?
What do you think?
Come back earlier.
Mom, I'll clean up.
Come back earlier.
Is Professor Jiang and the rest coming at 8:00 p.m. tonight?
8:00 p.m. tonight.
The four musketeers of our laboratory can finally reunite.
Why is it four musketeers?
What special meaning does the number four have?
Yeah, why is it always four?
Four Chinese Classic Novels, Four Beauties, Four Heavenly Kings.
Do you know who the Four Heavenly Kings are?
I-I do. Don't you?
Have you finished reading the Germany experiment report?
I remember that I gave it to you before I came back.
I've finished. Wait a moment.
Hello, Shan Shan.
Hello, Mo Mo.
Guess where I am.
Where are you?
I'm at Fu Pei's company.
Why are you back? Is there nothing to do at school?
I came to spend our anniversary with Fu Pei.
- Anniversary? Isn't Fu Pei going to propo–?
- Hey, hey, hey!
Situ Mo, shut up. When are you going to buy us dinner?
Why should we buy you dinner?
Don't you two need to treat us to drinks for getting married?
Go ask Gu Weiyi then. I'm unemployed. What does that have to do with me?
You still haven't found a job? Do you want to work part-time?
Come help me make a few advertisement posters.
How much are you going to pay for a poster?
We know each other so well.
Talking about money will hurt our feelings.
I'm going to go for my interview. If you have any issues, go find Gu Weiyi, don't bother me.
Why is it so dark?
Dad? Mom?
Are they asleep?
Surely not.
Dad! Mom! We're back!
They're not here.
They probably went back.
How is that possible?
They should have told us when they were going back.
Did they go out for a walk?
They would have told us if they were going for a walk.
Mo Mo. Little Yi. Mom and Dad have gone back home.
We were worried that you were going to send us off, so we didn't tell you guys.
The main thing was that I had work to attend to so I left quickly.
Seeing how you guys are doing, we're both feeling reassured.
There is mantis shrimp in the pot. Remember to eat them.
After you take your wedding photos, remember to send some home.
Here. They really did go home.
They even left a whole pot of mantis shrimp.
That's not right. Aren't you allergic to mantis shrimp?
I can't finish this whole pot of mantis shrimp.
But I would waste Mom and Dad's kindness if I don't eat it.
It's fine. Leave this arduous mission to me.
I'll eat it!
Smells delicious.
They taste so fresh.
Does Mom make such tasty mantis shrimp?
Can't you eat as you peel?
You don't get it. You only get a sense of achievement if you eat a whole plate of mantis shrimp.
All right! Let's eat these first.
The mantis shrimp that Mom made tastes so fresh!
How about you eat one?
It's fine to eat a little.
It's all right.
You won't die even if you get an allergic reaction, you would just have to go to the hospital.
Eat one. It's all right.
Forget it. It's best if you don't eat it.
If something really was to happen to you, I wouldn't be able to lift you.
If you went to the hospital, I don't know how to tell Mom and Dad. It's best if you don't eat it.
I won't get a reaction if I eat one.
Yeah. Mom said that someone ate a lot of mantis shrimp during New Year's
They'll definitely not get an allergic reaction.
So, did you already like me when we went to the seaside?
No.
No? If you didn't, then why did you give me the mantis shrimp?
I was suspicious of the mantis shrimp being poisonous.
You're the poisonous one! I think love grew up from your hatred.
What happened to you? You stopped talking since dinner.
What's wrong with you? Stand up.
I-I'm proposing. I know that we're in a long-distance relationship right now,
you're studying postgraduate, our business just started and hasn't achieved much yet.
But I think if we got married, anything is possible.
So, I don't know if you think so.
- Yes.
- I know maybe you think that this is too sudden now,
but I'm sincere.
Wait... What did you just say?
I said, "Yes!"
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
She said yes! Did you all hear that?!
Calm down!
Hello, the bride is still getting her makeup done and getting changed on the second floor. Please wait.
Okay. Thanks.
Are you still not done yet?
Almost.
You said that an hour ago, too.
If you're impatient, then go home first.
Take your time.
What's wrong? Am I so pretty that you were put into a trance?
I'm not.
Let's go. They said that we're taking the outdoor shots first.
I really got caught in Situ Mo's hands.
As someone with an IQ of 187, after meeting Situ Mo,
it's as if my IQ dropped to 87.
I started doing a lot of dumb things.
Student, are you buying this for your girlfriend?
It's really comfortable.
Hey, don't leave, young man.
♫ As if taken over by gentleness ♫
♫ The story trembles with fate ♫
♫ Gathering the courage to make a promise ♫
♪ A bamboo-copter and time tunnel can take us anywhere ♪
I started to get sidetracked when working.
Are you writing your thesis like this?
♫ Shining throughout the sky covered in stars ♫
♫ Slowly melting me in your gaze ♫
♫ I want to walk farther with you ♫
♫ This is all of my thoughts ♫
I've also lost the calmness that I've always had.
I've poisoned her to death! When is the ambulance going to come?!
♫ I want to walk farther with you, no matter how this
world changes ♫
- Did you get scratched by the cat?
- Are you not allergic to cats anymore?
I even smile crazily all day when I look at her.
♫ Let the disappointing memories be stranded ♫
♫ Write a new romantic poem ♫
I've never driven since I got my license!
Do you know where the accelerator and brake are?
Do you really think I'm an idiot?
It's quite idiotic for you to come up with this theme.
♫ I want to walk farther with you ♫
♫ No matter how this world changes ♫
♫ At least this pair of hands are going to hold tightly
to each other ♫
Forget all of that.
but now, I think my IQ has a tendency of continuing to drop.
For example, knowing that this is dangerous,
but I still got into the sports car that she's driving.
But I'm completely willing to.
♫ Please promise to be by my side every day ♫
Gu Weiyi! Come and tie my hair for me.
Just right.
Gu Weiyi! Pour a cup of juice for me! I'm Situ Mo!
Gu Weimo!
♫ Love the corner of your lips, love your eyelashes ♫
♫ Love the tips of your hair, love your taste ♫
♫ The signal in your eyes, the little pride in your pout ♫
♫ They are all your exclusive expression packs ♫
♫ Love your intonation, love your coquettishness ♫
♫ Love your smile, oh, love your hug ♫
♫ You playing up to me like a kitty, my defence is all useless ♫
♫ No one can replace this kind of feeling ♫
♫ Holding your hand, step by step by step by step,
circling around you ♫
♫ Feeling this love, bit by bit by bit, becoming clearer ♫
♫ Grateful to have met you, I’m even smiling in my sleep ♫
♫ Just like this, it makes my heart skip a beat ♫
♫ Letting sweetness, day by day by day by day, slowly
fermenting ♫
♫ Baking the taste of romance ♫
♫ This level of sweetness is just right, I want to eat it
in one bite ♫
♫ One serving of the bread of love tastes like two
servings of happiness ♫
♫ Holding your hand, step by step by step by step,
circling around you ♫
♫ Feeling this love, bit by bit by bit, becoming clearer ♫
♫ Grateful to have met you, I’m even smiling in my sleep ♫
♫ Just like this, it makes my heart skip a beat ♫
♫ Letting sweetness, day by day by day by day, slowly
fermenting ♫
♫ Baking the taste of romance ♫
♫ This level of sweetness is just right, I want to eat it
in one bite ♫
♫ One serving of the bread of love tastes like two
servings of happiness ♫