Pushpavalli (2017): Season 2, Episode 2 - Hai hai naagin - full transcript
Pushpavalli tries to get her old job back at the library from Pankaj who is dealing with reptile week. She also tries to get Nikhil's Bhindi consignment date using T-Boi. But looks like she has no place to stay. Does she go back?
[T Boi trying to make Rat Noise]
Look at him, eating like a rat.
But he's a rat.
So he'll eat like a rat. Right, madam?
T Boi, go go!
Manager sir, hello!
T Boi
You didn't come to the office today.
Nobody was there at
the stall today, so...
Here's your tea without sugar.
And here's your biscuit.
Sir, you’re wearing a nice shiny green shirt…
Looks like the consignment date is here.
Yes it has..,
When... when is it sir?
Why?
I’ll play drums sir!!
What?
Tea!!!
Tea… I’ll arrange for tea and
biscuits for all the officers, right sir?
That’s why I wanted to know
Yeah yeah... I'll call you
Alright, sir.
Uh..no..
… but if you tell me the
consignment’s date I’ll keep everything ready
I'll call you...
Correct sir… Take care sir
We’ll meet in the evening!
You saw that Madam?
How the okra manager
and I were chitchatting.
You saw how we get along.
He didn’t give a sh*t about you!
Patience madam.
He told me about the consignment today,
he’ll tell me the date tomorrow,
day after that he’ll
give me the packhouse keys
and I’ll give it to you.
Shut up! Useless you are…
I’ll only have to do it.
Next time he’s here, call me
and I’ll come from the library.
You're back at the library madam?
I will be. By today evening.
And I had asked you for 4 rats?
Why have you given me only 2?
Madam, I went through
hell to catch those two rats.
But I am a working hard man,
I’ll catch two more very soon.
Don’t come up with excuses.
I asked you to arrange 4 rats…
Why is he here ten minutes early?
Don't know madam.
Madam why don’t you fall at his feet
and say sorry right now?
We’re doing that in the evening.
So when Nikhil comes to the tea stall
in the evening, call me and I’ll come.
Okay... but madam... Why are
you burning with rage for revenge?
Nikhil sir and you were partying?
Police got there so Nikhil sir
threw his drugs at you and ran away?
You fix the CCTV and I'll tell you
where I have hidden the drugs
Really madam?
- Shut up!
2 more rats. And when
Nikhil gets here you will call him.
“Rage for Revenge” it seems…
Keeps yelling at me...
Pankaj you're being really unfair,
you know I deserve this job.
I love planning activities,
the kids love hanging out with me.
The parents love me,
the kids come to the library,
because that's how much they love...
Stop saying love like it's a quality
you can put in your CV alright.
If I wanted to hire something lovable,
I'd hire a freakin golden retriever.
And at least that sh*t’s cuter
to look at than your stupid face.
You’re here to get married man.
I don't understand why
you need a job so freakin badly.
Are you saying married
women don't deserve a job?
No, that's not what I said.
That's exactly what you said.
That's exactly what I said?
That's exactly what you said.
That's exactly what I said?
- Exact word!
That's exactly the words
that came out of my mouth?
Ya
Exactly like that, and went into your
fucking ears and came back out again.
Ya
You know don’t get a job as
a transcriber, cause you’d suck at it man.
Your mom sent you here
to spend time with your fiancé,
so just do that.
What am I supposed to do for money?
Ask Vidyuth for some.
Vidyuth can't provide for me.
Why?
There are multiple reasons, Pankaj.
Like what, dude?
It’s such a long list,
where do I begin you know…
I can’t tell you…
Give me 3 reasons, dude.
Pankaj, I just can’t
list it out like that.
No tell me dude,
why he can’t provide for you?
Give me 2 reasons.
It seems wrong, Pankaj.
Give me 1 reason dude.
Give me 1 fucking reason
why he can’t give you some money.
Give me 1 kutti reason dude, 1 kutti
fucking reason you can’t give me no.
- Give me 1 no.
- Vidyuth is in debt.
Don’t Tell Amma (also streaming on Prime Video)
How much?
I can't tell you.
Is it the bank?
No
Online poker?
No, he doesn't gamble.
Marwadi Mafia?
Pankaj, I can't tell you, okay?
All I can tell you is that I want to
do my bit to help him out, you know.
because he is my future, he is my...
he’s the love of my life.
Makes sense...
marries a work horse like you,
gets the work done,
freakin pays off his debts.
Pretty smart.
Sucks to be you though.
Yeah...
So… can I have the job?
Nope!
Why not?
Because it's too close
to Nikhil's office.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
You're bringing Nikhil into this one.
What's wrong with you, Pankaj?
Pankaj, I'm engaged.
- There is nothing wrong with me.
- Pankaj, I'm an engaged woman,
- Only thing wrong is that
- who is trying to help
- I fucking know you too well, right.
- the love of her life
- I know you too well,
- to get back on his feet.
- I know you will fucking slip up.
- What is wrong with you?
I'm doing this for your own good,
alright.
Fucking…
freakin… feel like a pussy cat, dude.
What the fuck man!
What do you want now?
Vidyuth is running late,
he is going to drop me to the PG.
So I'm going to wait here.
Don’t touch anything.
Find the end to this.
Fucker.
You know Pankaj you're going
to regret not giving me this job.
Regret huh?
You know what I'll regret?
I’ll give you this job okay…
and you’ll piss me off.
You piss me off so bad no…
that I rip your head off your
body and then I shove it up your ass.
I fucking shove it so
far up your ass it comes out
like a head again but
it's covered in shit, alright.
And then your mom has to stare at
your shitty fucking face
for the rest of her life,
and then she’ll shout at me.
That I’ll regret.
But it will be so fucking worth it man.
One day…
Fucking one day dude.
Regret it seems, Chee..
Dumbass
Shit...
Mornin…
Hey
Pankaj, did you find my passport?
Yeah, it was inside one of
the books you returned yesterday.
You’re a hero! Really. Thank you.
How come Arhaan hid
it inside the book anyway?
Betu boy thinks if he returns
it just like the other library books,
I won't go to China.
I wish I thought of that.
Why?
So that I won't go for my work trip
and that you'd get
to spend more time with me?
Yeah.
Oh Kaju you're a sweetheart.
Okay I'm going to go now okay.
Oh, don't you want to
come in and say bye to Arhaan.
No no, my god, you should
have seen the poor boy this morning,
the water works when
I was saying bye to him.
Alright… I mean… you’re going away for 2 weeks. Of course he is going to cry.
Oh no no, not this time.
I have this whole routine chalked out.
He is going to go
to school in the morning,
the school bus drops him to the library.
Then he is dropped to my mother’s house.
By the end of the day he is
so exhausted, he can't even miss me.
So who’s going to drop
him to your mum’s place everyday?
I have that figured out.
Because I can drop him if you want.
No, don't worry. I'll figure it out.
No, don’t worry. I just have to shut
the library down and then…
Pankaj! I have it covered.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Bye, Kaju. I'll see you.
Why’d you do that?
Umm… there’s people around.
Who is around? I don't understand.
Melroy!
Okay, your driver is not even
looking at us okay and he knows...
he’s… seen us.
You know we’ve kissed on the
lawn around all the kids other day.
Why is this a big deal?
What? No, it was dark.
So what you’re ashamed
of me in the day time?
Pankaj, please can
we not go over this again?
Maybe we could hang out,
if you ever came to Bangalore.
Is this why you came to Bangalore?
Do you even want to work here?
Of course I wanted to.
You just want to fucking work
in the same street as him right?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Is this why you came to Bangalore?
Why you came to Bangalore?
For all of this?
For me?
[Cellphone Vibrates]
Hello Valli!
Vidyuth, I'm in a middle of an activity.
Pankaj needs me,
so can I talk to you…
Okay, okay my flight is just taking off,
I just wanted to call and say...
Okay, okay. Have a safe flight...
yeah... bye.
[Phone Rings]
[Phone Rings]
Hello
Good morning Sunny Sidey?
Yes Sunny Side Up. Who is this?
I’m calling from the
Eijipura Animal Center,
regarding the chameleon requirement.
Can I talk to you?
Yeah okay.
Madam I'm sorry to inform
you that Ranga has escaped.
Who's Ranga?
Ranga, madam. Ranga the chameleon.
Named after the very
many colors that he changes.
So I’m sorry to inform that we have
to cancel it, as we can’t find him,
because he is the master of camouflage.
Yeah but the kids are already here so I
don't think you can cancel the activity.
I'm sorry madam, but we have to.
It's very hectic over here,
with Pavi also escaping.
What's a Pavi?
Pavi madam, Pavitra the Cheetah.
There's a running joke saying
that they have eloped together.
But I don't find it funny at all
because I take my job very seriously.
They've recently opened
a snake park also here,
which I have to take care of.
So I have no time to find these animals.
You have to understand me madam.
The chameleon is missing,
the cheetah is missing,
I’ve to take care of all this madam.
Madam, are you there?
Hello madam, can you hear me?
Namaskara Sunny Side?
Hello madam?
One minute, one minute..
Can you tell me what
other reptiles you have?
We have a tortoise, a turtle,
an alligator, a crocodile, an iguana.
Would you like any
of these other options?
Hello, madam. Are you there?
Pankaj, I really don't
want to leave like this.
Why not?
You like leaving things
vague and open ended anyway.
So why does this matter?
Oh my god. Firstly,
can you please not talk like that.
Secondly, I thought we'd had this
settled and that we move step by step.
Oh yeah, that’s what
I thought too, alright.
I thought we are taking it step by step.
But you're on one fuckin step
and I'm on another freakin step.
I'm taking the elevator and
you're on the staircase or some shit.
I just want to be on the same page
so I don’t get rejected again alright.
I am not rejecting you, Pankaj.
All I'm saying is we are not
a married couple
to be canoodling like this in public.
Oh okay, so what do we have to be,
for it to be okay to
fuckin canoodle like this.
Okay my god, is this about the kiss?
If it is, then come here, let's do it.
- Don't fucking pitty kiss.
- No no no, come.
I don’t want a fuckin pitty kiss.
I'm not some horny teenager.
I… You know this is about
more than just that, alright.
No, I don't. What is it about?
It's about fucking..
- What?
- It's...
- What?!
- You know it's...
You know what, fuck it.
Have fun in China, alright.
Yeah I will.
Yeah
Yeah okay. Bye!
Hope the communists get you.
[Kids Playing]
Everybody get out.
We are starting in five minutes. Go!
Pankaj, what happened?
Shut up, dude.
Pankaj, What happened?
You look really upset.
You're not my fucking therapist, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Pankaj, why are you
getting angry with me?
I'm just worried,
I'm just trying to help.
Oh you're just trying to help?
You're just trying to help, right?
Why don't you help me
by shutting the fuck up, dude?
I don't need your...
Just leave me alone alright.
I don't have fucking time for this.
Where are my fucking..
Fuck...Where are my...
The fucking cut outs, where are they?
Stop sitting on my shit, man.
Go
Alright it's time
to learn about reptiles.
You know reptiles, they are ickey,
they are slimy, and
they sometimes get into your wash basin,
they don't know how to get out.
That’s 1 interesting fact,
let’s learn some more.
Okay… Interesting fact number 2…
Did you know that lizards flick
their tongues in the air to smell?
No!!
Yes, I know you don't.
It's a rhetorical question.
What's a 'comorical' question?
What is a “comorical question”?
I don’t know.
I said remorical...rhetoric...
rhetorical question
A rhetorical question
is a question that I ask you,
but I don't really want
you to answer, alright?
Then why did you ask the question?
Because, I'm trying to make
it interactive for you little F...
…Fellows.
They don't have a nose?
Yes, they have a nose, alright.
But they smell with their tongue.
Then why do they have nose?
I don’t know, man. Because
it would look weird without it…
I don't know.
Do they have ears?
Yes, they have ears.
I haven't seen it.
That's because it's
inside their heads man.
Where is their brain?
It's inside their butts maybe,
- I don’t know, have you gone and checked-
- Pankaj?
What?
Do you need my help?
No!
You’re sure, you don’t want to give me the job?
Yes!!
You don't sound sure!
I… I’m very sure.
Just leave!
What was I saying?
Shhhh…
Don’t tell anything.
It’s a ‘comoral’ question.
A comoral question? It's a comoral...
It's a rhetorical question
and I do want you to...
Komodo dragons eat dead bodies.
Did you know that?
Dead bodies of little children
who can't pronounce words right?
So you want to get eaten by a freakin
Komodo dragon, man?
Interesting fact number 3
8000 species
of reptiles on the planet…
…they don’t live in Antarctica, alright?
Excuse me, madam? Sunny Sidey?
Can I talk to you?
Yeah, Sunny Side Up.
I’m from the Eijipura Animal Center.
Is this where the animal
event is happening?
Yes, but it's happening outside.
Oh, madam! Can we do it inside?
Because Cynthia gets
very excitable outside.
Can you tell this to my boss?
Because he'll listen to someone
you know with like a lot of authority...
Like you.
Wai… Why don’t you keep Cynthia inside?
- No no no no.
- No no no no, for Cynthia I'm saying.
Because you know, she will
be safer inside, in a closed room.
Thank you so much for being so
considerate about her emotions, madam.
She is a very delicate soul.
I am sure, I am sure. Let's go.
Keep going.
I'll just close and lock the door.
Don't laugh, these are freakin
interesting facts, not funny facts.
Are these funny reptile facts?
Your snake is ready.
What?
Why would you bring a freaking snake,
to a children's library, you dumbass?
Sir, don't worry sir...
Cynthia is actually very very
friendly with all the varied age groups.
Oh is it? I don't give a shit,
if Cynthia runs a freaking old age home.
I don't want it over here.
Kids you stay here. You come with me.
Sir, please don't panic, sir.
Why are you angry with me?
Because you bring a freakin snake,
man... it doesn't even have legs.
But, sir... it's okay, sir...
she has only two teeth.
That’s… I…
what?
Sir please don't panic sir,
she can sense your panic.
Yeah that's why I didn't wanna a creepy
freaking mind reading snake, alright?
That's why I asked
for a lizard specifically.
Sir, now you just hurting
her feelings, sir,
which is hurting my feelings.
She is just a common cat snake.
I mean the only thing dangerous here
is your language around the children.
Oh my god sir, Cynthia's escaped.
Oh you son of a bitch, find it,
find it before I find
it and shove it up your ass.
Find it.
Immediately sir.
Sssssss….
Ssssssss….
Cynthiaaaaaa….
Ssssssss….
Cynthu Kutty…
Stop singing to it, you fucking dumbass.
Ssshhhh…
They can't hear.
Cynthiaaaaa...
Cynthu Kuttyyy……
Cynthiaaaaa...
Snake! Snake! Snake.!
Mama! Oh my god snake!
[Kids Screaming]
It's got one of the kids, man! Come on!
I mean this is enough,
I’m going to take his case…
- Enough is enough..
- Is everyone okay? Who said snake?
Which one of you said snake?
Go look for it..
Did we hear it right from Aarti?
There is a snake in the library?
That doesn't matter, alright?
Which one of you saw the snake?
How dare you bring
a snake into the library
and leave the kids unsupervised with it?
Okay.
And put their lives in danger?
Alright listen,
I said reptile activity alright.
What did you expect me to do?
Make them stick their
with their freakin tongues out?
Pankaj, don't you dare raise your voice.
Okay you don't raise
your finger at me then, miss.
You don't tell me what to do.
- I’ll do whatever I want to..
- You know I’ve been running this place
- way before you came.
- Excuse me.
Okay okay okay, what's happening?
This Pankaj is an
irresponsible snake loser.
Don't call me a loser,
you don't know me.
Oh I think I know you.
- One minute, there's a snake in the lawn,
let's get the kids out here.
With whose permission did
you bring a snake near our children?
Exactly!!
Why weren't we informed?
I’m sure a mail was sent to you guys
regarding the reptile activity, correct?
Pankaj?
Huh?
Yeah…
…yeah so he is planning and executing the activity.
The onus is on you guys for
you to sign up or not. And you did.
Also she's a defanged common cat snake.
So no teeth.
Very, very harmless.
Hey, you! I'll freakin bite
your head off. You keep looking.
What about the fact that
he steals bread from our children?
Okay, it wasn't bread, it was
a cream bun, get your facts right.
What are you doing Pankaj?
- What?
- Whatever.
That was a stale bun.
Pankaj was making sure that
Soumitra was not eating stale bun.
Soumitra is your son right?
Yeah.
How do you know?
She used to work here.
Alright, what about the swearing?
I hear he loudly swears
in front of the children.
Aarti did mention that on the group.
Who the hell is Aarti?
- See..
- What hell also?
- Oh hell also I shouldn't?
- Hell also..
Okay, Sushmita.
That's a little hypocritical from you.
You used a certain F word with me
when I didn't let your son
participate in the parfait activity.
which is fine, it happens,
it happens in the heat of the moment.
But let's just get the kids
out of danger first, because it's...
Why aren't you working here?
Oh, I'm getting married,
and Pankaj doesn't believe
that married woman should get a job.
What? What?
No! I didn't mean married women
in general. I just meant her.
What's wrong with her?
Yeah I think she is the only
thing working out for this place.
Pankaj, your decision really sucks.
She said sucks!!
- Yes, sucks!
- She said sucks!
Everyone's fine with sucks now,
oh sucks is fine.
Actually the thing is
that I want to work here.
I love kids and I am getting
married only six months later.
But I don't want to force
myself in this situation
because Pankaj is uncomfortable.
- As if... As if
- I'm not comfortable leaving my child
with a man who thinks
married women cannot work.
[Women Arguing]
Okay, you don't put
that's not what I, is that what I...
do I look like the kinda guy who
believes... I'm not regressive like that.
It's not a regressive thing.
- [Women Yelling]
- My mother worked in a bank..
Fine fine.. She can work here man… Fine
Oh finally, one good decision he makes.
Let's put that in the group.
Okay, okay, ladies,
but we need to get the kids out of here.
They are in danger, there's a snake,
there's a snake come on..
Okay let's go,
let's go, let's go alright
Yeah yeah. Come come.
Is the harmonica activity happening?
Yes and there would be harmonicas..
- I hope that's okay.
- Yeah, thank you... Thank you.
Thank you so much..
It's back to the dynamic duo huh.
P and P...
P and P
What the hell is a P and P.
Pankaj and Pushpavalli.
Yuck!
Yuck!
Don't ever make that a thing.
You make that a thing
and your out of here, alright?
- Yuck!
- Cynthu kutty…
Cynthiaaaaa...
Cynthu kutty…
Pushpavalli?
One minute.
Yeah, tell me
I didn't do anything.
What?
Pushpavalli?
What are you doing here?
I'm here to pick up Arhaan.
What are you doing here?
I work here now.
But I didn't know you
were here to pick up Arhaan.
That's not why I took up this job.
In fact I'm in Bangalore
to spend time with my in-laws.
I'm engaged now, see.
Yeah, this is my engagement ring.
It's just..
I am not even going to
be here after my marriage.
I'm moving to the US.
I’ve applied for my Visa also, so..
Listen...
please don't tell anyone what I did.
I know I was childish
and delusional and I was...
and I think came across as
a predator and a creep,
and I really didn't intend to do that.
I'm really sorry.
It's just, I didn't know
how to handle my feelings then.
But I'm moving on now,
and I'm starting afresh...
so… I promise,
I’ll stay out of your way-
-You stole my dog.
That doesn't make you
a creep or a predator.
That makes you stupid and insensitive.
Dukie can’t speak for himself
and you put him in harm’s way?
- and I am really...
- I am not done yet.
What's worse is that you
hurt yourself to get my attention?
Who does that?
What's wrong with you?
I'm not okay with that and
that's what you should be sorry for.
- I already said sorry for that.
- Stay inside till we find the snake.
What are you doing here?
What's he doing here?
What you doing here, man?
I'm here to pick up Arhaan.
Come on get your bag, let's go.
What like everyday?
No, until Swati gets back.
C’mon!
What… what… did she…did she ask you to do this?
Obviously.
See you tomorrow. Come.
[Rings Bell]
Hi Vasu!
Hello dear!
Who are you?
I'm Pushpavalli.
I used to stay with Tara Srish…
uh …Dhara Drishti?
Umm… I used to make dosas for you?
You broke my leg with your hockey stick.
Paashupalli!!
How are you??
How many more love failures
you’ve done?
No no… None… none
None huh?
I'm back in Bangalore now.
Oh is it? Good, good.
And I' going to stay here for sometime.
Good.
So…
So?
So…
So?
So, can I stay in the PG for sometime?
Here? Say that no!
One minute…
Can you see that board ma?
It is ‘DON’T WANT’ board.
You know who's is
the first photo? Yours!
Waste body inspiration for the board
Girls like you, who don’t have rent
don’t have deposit,
don't have shame.
- No no no
- all “DON’T WANTERS”!
No no, I have rent and deposit,
- Both?
- Both.
- right now?
- Yeah right now.
Money?
Yes, money.
Then Goddess Mahalakshmi!!
Why are you standing outside ma?
Come inside before Koramangala
mosquitoes make full meals out of you!
Come Come... Come in
Show
What?
Rent and deposit.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Sorry, sorry, Vasu
How you're forgetting like that?
Sorry sorry.
Here you go, Vasu
Paashupalli
So proud of you…
Truly
Very very proud of you…
Vasu! It's all there.
Is it?
What is that girl's name?
That girl..
who is she?
She is from that city next to Bombay.
Very very pleasant climate,
just like Bengaluru.
Our IT girls are getting
transferred there.
What is that place?
Pune
Puney!
Ei Babita!
Come here for one second, fastly.
Babita!
Vasu, I think you were calling me,
I'm Ankita from Pune.
Ankita, Babita, Thakadimitha…
Who cares!
First you tell me,
when was the last time you paid rent?
Vasu, my mother is transferring
it tomorrow itself.
Congratulations dear!
Please transfer it to the next PG-
-No no, I’ll give it to you tomorrow.
Oh girl, you are not letting
me to complete my sentence.
Get out.
No, Vasu!
Please, please don't throw me out.
Get out!
- Please. I'll give it tomorrow.
- Get out!
Please don't throw me out, Vasu, please.
Eh, I don’t have time for
all this out out out out out out!
Paashupalli, you want to come in?
Put her things out.
Vasu, how can I do that?
Darwin uncle has said,
“Survival of the Fittest”!
Paashupalli, go survive..
No, Pashu.. No
Fight fight fight fight fight fight...
Fight fight fight fight fight fight...
- Fight fight fight fight fight fight...
- No, no Pashupalli. You can't do this.
No, Pashupalli. You can't do this.
No, Pashupalli...
No Babita… I mean Ankita… I am sorry but I have to do this.
Where will I go?
I don't have anyone in this city.
You go back to Pune.
Same weather anyway.
Fight fight fight fight fight fight...
- I'm so sorry.
- Fuck you.
Please, please don't do this.
Snake! Snake!
There is snake.
[Ankita Screams]
Snake! Snake!
Everybody wear rubber chappal.
That's only when
lightning strikes, Vasu.
As if you're one big scientist!
Vasu, it's gone, it's gone.
- Fully gone?
- Fully gone, it's fully gone.
- Fully out?
- It's fully out.
- Fully gone?
- Yeah, it's fully out.
Now…
you also… fully out!!
Vasu, I didn't know
there was a snake in my bag.
People don't find snake in
their bag like an old bus ticket, ma.
You and your best friend Nagaraju,
both out!
Thank you, Vasu. I knew
you would make the right decision.
You’re welcome!
But not in my PG!
You also out!
Both of you!
Vasu, at least give
my rent and deposit back.
Oh yeah no...
Please write an application,
and put it in the suggestion box,
you know where it is?
Vasu, Vasu please…
I really need the money.
Where will I go?
Vasu, at least let me stay back.
- Please, Vasu... please, Vasu...
- Out out..
Keep going.
Vasu, let me take my bag..
- Vasu, please, please
- Vasu, please listen..
- Vasu this is not done
Vasu, please listen..
Please give me my money back,
or at least...
Unlucky b*****s
Look at him, eating like a rat.
But he's a rat.
So he'll eat like a rat. Right, madam?
T Boi, go go!
Manager sir, hello!
T Boi
You didn't come to the office today.
Nobody was there at
the stall today, so...
Here's your tea without sugar.
And here's your biscuit.
Sir, you’re wearing a nice shiny green shirt…
Looks like the consignment date is here.
Yes it has..,
When... when is it sir?
Why?
I’ll play drums sir!!
What?
Tea!!!
Tea… I’ll arrange for tea and
biscuits for all the officers, right sir?
That’s why I wanted to know
Yeah yeah... I'll call you
Alright, sir.
Uh..no..
… but if you tell me the
consignment’s date I’ll keep everything ready
I'll call you...
Correct sir… Take care sir
We’ll meet in the evening!
You saw that Madam?
How the okra manager
and I were chitchatting.
You saw how we get along.
He didn’t give a sh*t about you!
Patience madam.
He told me about the consignment today,
he’ll tell me the date tomorrow,
day after that he’ll
give me the packhouse keys
and I’ll give it to you.
Shut up! Useless you are…
I’ll only have to do it.
Next time he’s here, call me
and I’ll come from the library.
You're back at the library madam?
I will be. By today evening.
And I had asked you for 4 rats?
Why have you given me only 2?
Madam, I went through
hell to catch those two rats.
But I am a working hard man,
I’ll catch two more very soon.
Don’t come up with excuses.
I asked you to arrange 4 rats…
Why is he here ten minutes early?
Don't know madam.
Madam why don’t you fall at his feet
and say sorry right now?
We’re doing that in the evening.
So when Nikhil comes to the tea stall
in the evening, call me and I’ll come.
Okay... but madam... Why are
you burning with rage for revenge?
Nikhil sir and you were partying?
Police got there so Nikhil sir
threw his drugs at you and ran away?
You fix the CCTV and I'll tell you
where I have hidden the drugs
Really madam?
- Shut up!
2 more rats. And when
Nikhil gets here you will call him.
“Rage for Revenge” it seems…
Keeps yelling at me...
Pankaj you're being really unfair,
you know I deserve this job.
I love planning activities,
the kids love hanging out with me.
The parents love me,
the kids come to the library,
because that's how much they love...
Stop saying love like it's a quality
you can put in your CV alright.
If I wanted to hire something lovable,
I'd hire a freakin golden retriever.
And at least that sh*t’s cuter
to look at than your stupid face.
You’re here to get married man.
I don't understand why
you need a job so freakin badly.
Are you saying married
women don't deserve a job?
No, that's not what I said.
That's exactly what you said.
That's exactly what I said?
That's exactly what you said.
That's exactly what I said?
- Exact word!
That's exactly the words
that came out of my mouth?
Ya
Exactly like that, and went into your
fucking ears and came back out again.
Ya
You know don’t get a job as
a transcriber, cause you’d suck at it man.
Your mom sent you here
to spend time with your fiancé,
so just do that.
What am I supposed to do for money?
Ask Vidyuth for some.
Vidyuth can't provide for me.
Why?
There are multiple reasons, Pankaj.
Like what, dude?
It’s such a long list,
where do I begin you know…
I can’t tell you…
Give me 3 reasons, dude.
Pankaj, I just can’t
list it out like that.
No tell me dude,
why he can’t provide for you?
Give me 2 reasons.
It seems wrong, Pankaj.
Give me 1 reason dude.
Give me 1 fucking reason
why he can’t give you some money.
Give me 1 kutti reason dude, 1 kutti
fucking reason you can’t give me no.
- Give me 1 no.
- Vidyuth is in debt.
Don’t Tell Amma (also streaming on Prime Video)
How much?
I can't tell you.
Is it the bank?
No
Online poker?
No, he doesn't gamble.
Marwadi Mafia?
Pankaj, I can't tell you, okay?
All I can tell you is that I want to
do my bit to help him out, you know.
because he is my future, he is my...
he’s the love of my life.
Makes sense...
marries a work horse like you,
gets the work done,
freakin pays off his debts.
Pretty smart.
Sucks to be you though.
Yeah...
So… can I have the job?
Nope!
Why not?
Because it's too close
to Nikhil's office.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
You're bringing Nikhil into this one.
What's wrong with you, Pankaj?
Pankaj, I'm engaged.
- There is nothing wrong with me.
- Pankaj, I'm an engaged woman,
- Only thing wrong is that
- who is trying to help
- I fucking know you too well, right.
- the love of her life
- I know you too well,
- to get back on his feet.
- I know you will fucking slip up.
- What is wrong with you?
I'm doing this for your own good,
alright.
Fucking…
freakin… feel like a pussy cat, dude.
What the fuck man!
What do you want now?
Vidyuth is running late,
he is going to drop me to the PG.
So I'm going to wait here.
Don’t touch anything.
Find the end to this.
Fucker.
You know Pankaj you're going
to regret not giving me this job.
Regret huh?
You know what I'll regret?
I’ll give you this job okay…
and you’ll piss me off.
You piss me off so bad no…
that I rip your head off your
body and then I shove it up your ass.
I fucking shove it so
far up your ass it comes out
like a head again but
it's covered in shit, alright.
And then your mom has to stare at
your shitty fucking face
for the rest of her life,
and then she’ll shout at me.
That I’ll regret.
But it will be so fucking worth it man.
One day…
Fucking one day dude.
Regret it seems, Chee..
Dumbass
Shit...
Mornin…
Hey
Pankaj, did you find my passport?
Yeah, it was inside one of
the books you returned yesterday.
You’re a hero! Really. Thank you.
How come Arhaan hid
it inside the book anyway?
Betu boy thinks if he returns
it just like the other library books,
I won't go to China.
I wish I thought of that.
Why?
So that I won't go for my work trip
and that you'd get
to spend more time with me?
Yeah.
Oh Kaju you're a sweetheart.
Okay I'm going to go now okay.
Oh, don't you want to
come in and say bye to Arhaan.
No no, my god, you should
have seen the poor boy this morning,
the water works when
I was saying bye to him.
Alright… I mean… you’re going away for 2 weeks. Of course he is going to cry.
Oh no no, not this time.
I have this whole routine chalked out.
He is going to go
to school in the morning,
the school bus drops him to the library.
Then he is dropped to my mother’s house.
By the end of the day he is
so exhausted, he can't even miss me.
So who’s going to drop
him to your mum’s place everyday?
I have that figured out.
Because I can drop him if you want.
No, don't worry. I'll figure it out.
No, don’t worry. I just have to shut
the library down and then…
Pankaj! I have it covered.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Bye, Kaju. I'll see you.
Why’d you do that?
Umm… there’s people around.
Who is around? I don't understand.
Melroy!
Okay, your driver is not even
looking at us okay and he knows...
he’s… seen us.
You know we’ve kissed on the
lawn around all the kids other day.
Why is this a big deal?
What? No, it was dark.
So what you’re ashamed
of me in the day time?
Pankaj, please can
we not go over this again?
Maybe we could hang out,
if you ever came to Bangalore.
Is this why you came to Bangalore?
Do you even want to work here?
Of course I wanted to.
You just want to fucking work
in the same street as him right?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Is this why you came to Bangalore?
Why you came to Bangalore?
For all of this?
For me?
[Cellphone Vibrates]
Hello Valli!
Vidyuth, I'm in a middle of an activity.
Pankaj needs me,
so can I talk to you…
Okay, okay my flight is just taking off,
I just wanted to call and say...
Okay, okay. Have a safe flight...
yeah... bye.
[Phone Rings]
[Phone Rings]
Hello
Good morning Sunny Sidey?
Yes Sunny Side Up. Who is this?
I’m calling from the
Eijipura Animal Center,
regarding the chameleon requirement.
Can I talk to you?
Yeah okay.
Madam I'm sorry to inform
you that Ranga has escaped.
Who's Ranga?
Ranga, madam. Ranga the chameleon.
Named after the very
many colors that he changes.
So I’m sorry to inform that we have
to cancel it, as we can’t find him,
because he is the master of camouflage.
Yeah but the kids are already here so I
don't think you can cancel the activity.
I'm sorry madam, but we have to.
It's very hectic over here,
with Pavi also escaping.
What's a Pavi?
Pavi madam, Pavitra the Cheetah.
There's a running joke saying
that they have eloped together.
But I don't find it funny at all
because I take my job very seriously.
They've recently opened
a snake park also here,
which I have to take care of.
So I have no time to find these animals.
You have to understand me madam.
The chameleon is missing,
the cheetah is missing,
I’ve to take care of all this madam.
Madam, are you there?
Hello madam, can you hear me?
Namaskara Sunny Side?
Hello madam?
One minute, one minute..
Can you tell me what
other reptiles you have?
We have a tortoise, a turtle,
an alligator, a crocodile, an iguana.
Would you like any
of these other options?
Hello, madam. Are you there?
Pankaj, I really don't
want to leave like this.
Why not?
You like leaving things
vague and open ended anyway.
So why does this matter?
Oh my god. Firstly,
can you please not talk like that.
Secondly, I thought we'd had this
settled and that we move step by step.
Oh yeah, that’s what
I thought too, alright.
I thought we are taking it step by step.
But you're on one fuckin step
and I'm on another freakin step.
I'm taking the elevator and
you're on the staircase or some shit.
I just want to be on the same page
so I don’t get rejected again alright.
I am not rejecting you, Pankaj.
All I'm saying is we are not
a married couple
to be canoodling like this in public.
Oh okay, so what do we have to be,
for it to be okay to
fuckin canoodle like this.
Okay my god, is this about the kiss?
If it is, then come here, let's do it.
- Don't fucking pitty kiss.
- No no no, come.
I don’t want a fuckin pitty kiss.
I'm not some horny teenager.
I… You know this is about
more than just that, alright.
No, I don't. What is it about?
It's about fucking..
- What?
- It's...
- What?!
- You know it's...
You know what, fuck it.
Have fun in China, alright.
Yeah I will.
Yeah
Yeah okay. Bye!
Hope the communists get you.
[Kids Playing]
Everybody get out.
We are starting in five minutes. Go!
Pankaj, what happened?
Shut up, dude.
Pankaj, What happened?
You look really upset.
You're not my fucking therapist, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Pankaj, why are you
getting angry with me?
I'm just worried,
I'm just trying to help.
Oh you're just trying to help?
You're just trying to help, right?
Why don't you help me
by shutting the fuck up, dude?
I don't need your...
Just leave me alone alright.
I don't have fucking time for this.
Where are my fucking..
Fuck...Where are my...
The fucking cut outs, where are they?
Stop sitting on my shit, man.
Go
Alright it's time
to learn about reptiles.
You know reptiles, they are ickey,
they are slimy, and
they sometimes get into your wash basin,
they don't know how to get out.
That’s 1 interesting fact,
let’s learn some more.
Okay… Interesting fact number 2…
Did you know that lizards flick
their tongues in the air to smell?
No!!
Yes, I know you don't.
It's a rhetorical question.
What's a 'comorical' question?
What is a “comorical question”?
I don’t know.
I said remorical...rhetoric...
rhetorical question
A rhetorical question
is a question that I ask you,
but I don't really want
you to answer, alright?
Then why did you ask the question?
Because, I'm trying to make
it interactive for you little F...
…Fellows.
They don't have a nose?
Yes, they have a nose, alright.
But they smell with their tongue.
Then why do they have nose?
I don’t know, man. Because
it would look weird without it…
I don't know.
Do they have ears?
Yes, they have ears.
I haven't seen it.
That's because it's
inside their heads man.
Where is their brain?
It's inside their butts maybe,
- I don’t know, have you gone and checked-
- Pankaj?
What?
Do you need my help?
No!
You’re sure, you don’t want to give me the job?
Yes!!
You don't sound sure!
I… I’m very sure.
Just leave!
What was I saying?
Shhhh…
Don’t tell anything.
It’s a ‘comoral’ question.
A comoral question? It's a comoral...
It's a rhetorical question
and I do want you to...
Komodo dragons eat dead bodies.
Did you know that?
Dead bodies of little children
who can't pronounce words right?
So you want to get eaten by a freakin
Komodo dragon, man?
Interesting fact number 3
8000 species
of reptiles on the planet…
…they don’t live in Antarctica, alright?
Excuse me, madam? Sunny Sidey?
Can I talk to you?
Yeah, Sunny Side Up.
I’m from the Eijipura Animal Center.
Is this where the animal
event is happening?
Yes, but it's happening outside.
Oh, madam! Can we do it inside?
Because Cynthia gets
very excitable outside.
Can you tell this to my boss?
Because he'll listen to someone
you know with like a lot of authority...
Like you.
Wai… Why don’t you keep Cynthia inside?
- No no no no.
- No no no no, for Cynthia I'm saying.
Because you know, she will
be safer inside, in a closed room.
Thank you so much for being so
considerate about her emotions, madam.
She is a very delicate soul.
I am sure, I am sure. Let's go.
Keep going.
I'll just close and lock the door.
Don't laugh, these are freakin
interesting facts, not funny facts.
Are these funny reptile facts?
Your snake is ready.
What?
Why would you bring a freaking snake,
to a children's library, you dumbass?
Sir, don't worry sir...
Cynthia is actually very very
friendly with all the varied age groups.
Oh is it? I don't give a shit,
if Cynthia runs a freaking old age home.
I don't want it over here.
Kids you stay here. You come with me.
Sir, please don't panic, sir.
Why are you angry with me?
Because you bring a freakin snake,
man... it doesn't even have legs.
But, sir... it's okay, sir...
she has only two teeth.
That’s… I…
what?
Sir please don't panic sir,
she can sense your panic.
Yeah that's why I didn't wanna a creepy
freaking mind reading snake, alright?
That's why I asked
for a lizard specifically.
Sir, now you just hurting
her feelings, sir,
which is hurting my feelings.
She is just a common cat snake.
I mean the only thing dangerous here
is your language around the children.
Oh my god sir, Cynthia's escaped.
Oh you son of a bitch, find it,
find it before I find
it and shove it up your ass.
Find it.
Immediately sir.
Sssssss….
Ssssssss….
Cynthiaaaaaa….
Ssssssss….
Cynthu Kutty…
Stop singing to it, you fucking dumbass.
Ssshhhh…
They can't hear.
Cynthiaaaaa...
Cynthu Kuttyyy……
Cynthiaaaaa...
Snake! Snake! Snake.!
Mama! Oh my god snake!
[Kids Screaming]
It's got one of the kids, man! Come on!
I mean this is enough,
I’m going to take his case…
- Enough is enough..
- Is everyone okay? Who said snake?
Which one of you said snake?
Go look for it..
Did we hear it right from Aarti?
There is a snake in the library?
That doesn't matter, alright?
Which one of you saw the snake?
How dare you bring
a snake into the library
and leave the kids unsupervised with it?
Okay.
And put their lives in danger?
Alright listen,
I said reptile activity alright.
What did you expect me to do?
Make them stick their
with their freakin tongues out?
Pankaj, don't you dare raise your voice.
Okay you don't raise
your finger at me then, miss.
You don't tell me what to do.
- I’ll do whatever I want to..
- You know I’ve been running this place
- way before you came.
- Excuse me.
Okay okay okay, what's happening?
This Pankaj is an
irresponsible snake loser.
Don't call me a loser,
you don't know me.
Oh I think I know you.
- One minute, there's a snake in the lawn,
let's get the kids out here.
With whose permission did
you bring a snake near our children?
Exactly!!
Why weren't we informed?
I’m sure a mail was sent to you guys
regarding the reptile activity, correct?
Pankaj?
Huh?
Yeah…
…yeah so he is planning and executing the activity.
The onus is on you guys for
you to sign up or not. And you did.
Also she's a defanged common cat snake.
So no teeth.
Very, very harmless.
Hey, you! I'll freakin bite
your head off. You keep looking.
What about the fact that
he steals bread from our children?
Okay, it wasn't bread, it was
a cream bun, get your facts right.
What are you doing Pankaj?
- What?
- Whatever.
That was a stale bun.
Pankaj was making sure that
Soumitra was not eating stale bun.
Soumitra is your son right?
Yeah.
How do you know?
She used to work here.
Alright, what about the swearing?
I hear he loudly swears
in front of the children.
Aarti did mention that on the group.
Who the hell is Aarti?
- See..
- What hell also?
- Oh hell also I shouldn't?
- Hell also..
Okay, Sushmita.
That's a little hypocritical from you.
You used a certain F word with me
when I didn't let your son
participate in the parfait activity.
which is fine, it happens,
it happens in the heat of the moment.
But let's just get the kids
out of danger first, because it's...
Why aren't you working here?
Oh, I'm getting married,
and Pankaj doesn't believe
that married woman should get a job.
What? What?
No! I didn't mean married women
in general. I just meant her.
What's wrong with her?
Yeah I think she is the only
thing working out for this place.
Pankaj, your decision really sucks.
She said sucks!!
- Yes, sucks!
- She said sucks!
Everyone's fine with sucks now,
oh sucks is fine.
Actually the thing is
that I want to work here.
I love kids and I am getting
married only six months later.
But I don't want to force
myself in this situation
because Pankaj is uncomfortable.
- As if... As if
- I'm not comfortable leaving my child
with a man who thinks
married women cannot work.
[Women Arguing]
Okay, you don't put
that's not what I, is that what I...
do I look like the kinda guy who
believes... I'm not regressive like that.
It's not a regressive thing.
- [Women Yelling]
- My mother worked in a bank..
Fine fine.. She can work here man… Fine
Oh finally, one good decision he makes.
Let's put that in the group.
Okay, okay, ladies,
but we need to get the kids out of here.
They are in danger, there's a snake,
there's a snake come on..
Okay let's go,
let's go, let's go alright
Yeah yeah. Come come.
Is the harmonica activity happening?
Yes and there would be harmonicas..
- I hope that's okay.
- Yeah, thank you... Thank you.
Thank you so much..
It's back to the dynamic duo huh.
P and P...
P and P
What the hell is a P and P.
Pankaj and Pushpavalli.
Yuck!
Yuck!
Don't ever make that a thing.
You make that a thing
and your out of here, alright?
- Yuck!
- Cynthu kutty…
Cynthiaaaaa...
Cynthu kutty…
Pushpavalli?
One minute.
Yeah, tell me
I didn't do anything.
What?
Pushpavalli?
What are you doing here?
I'm here to pick up Arhaan.
What are you doing here?
I work here now.
But I didn't know you
were here to pick up Arhaan.
That's not why I took up this job.
In fact I'm in Bangalore
to spend time with my in-laws.
I'm engaged now, see.
Yeah, this is my engagement ring.
It's just..
I am not even going to
be here after my marriage.
I'm moving to the US.
I’ve applied for my Visa also, so..
Listen...
please don't tell anyone what I did.
I know I was childish
and delusional and I was...
and I think came across as
a predator and a creep,
and I really didn't intend to do that.
I'm really sorry.
It's just, I didn't know
how to handle my feelings then.
But I'm moving on now,
and I'm starting afresh...
so… I promise,
I’ll stay out of your way-
-You stole my dog.
That doesn't make you
a creep or a predator.
That makes you stupid and insensitive.
Dukie can’t speak for himself
and you put him in harm’s way?
- and I am really...
- I am not done yet.
What's worse is that you
hurt yourself to get my attention?
Who does that?
What's wrong with you?
I'm not okay with that and
that's what you should be sorry for.
- I already said sorry for that.
- Stay inside till we find the snake.
What are you doing here?
What's he doing here?
What you doing here, man?
I'm here to pick up Arhaan.
Come on get your bag, let's go.
What like everyday?
No, until Swati gets back.
C’mon!
What… what… did she…did she ask you to do this?
Obviously.
See you tomorrow. Come.
[Rings Bell]
Hi Vasu!
Hello dear!
Who are you?
I'm Pushpavalli.
I used to stay with Tara Srish…
uh …Dhara Drishti?
Umm… I used to make dosas for you?
You broke my leg with your hockey stick.
Paashupalli!!
How are you??
How many more love failures
you’ve done?
No no… None… none
None huh?
I'm back in Bangalore now.
Oh is it? Good, good.
And I' going to stay here for sometime.
Good.
So…
So?
So…
So?
So, can I stay in the PG for sometime?
Here? Say that no!
One minute…
Can you see that board ma?
It is ‘DON’T WANT’ board.
You know who's is
the first photo? Yours!
Waste body inspiration for the board
Girls like you, who don’t have rent
don’t have deposit,
don't have shame.
- No no no
- all “DON’T WANTERS”!
No no, I have rent and deposit,
- Both?
- Both.
- right now?
- Yeah right now.
Money?
Yes, money.
Then Goddess Mahalakshmi!!
Why are you standing outside ma?
Come inside before Koramangala
mosquitoes make full meals out of you!
Come Come... Come in
Show
What?
Rent and deposit.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Sorry, sorry, Vasu
How you're forgetting like that?
Sorry sorry.
Here you go, Vasu
Paashupalli
So proud of you…
Truly
Very very proud of you…
Vasu! It's all there.
Is it?
What is that girl's name?
That girl..
who is she?
She is from that city next to Bombay.
Very very pleasant climate,
just like Bengaluru.
Our IT girls are getting
transferred there.
What is that place?
Pune
Puney!
Ei Babita!
Come here for one second, fastly.
Babita!
Vasu, I think you were calling me,
I'm Ankita from Pune.
Ankita, Babita, Thakadimitha…
Who cares!
First you tell me,
when was the last time you paid rent?
Vasu, my mother is transferring
it tomorrow itself.
Congratulations dear!
Please transfer it to the next PG-
-No no, I’ll give it to you tomorrow.
Oh girl, you are not letting
me to complete my sentence.
Get out.
No, Vasu!
Please, please don't throw me out.
Get out!
- Please. I'll give it tomorrow.
- Get out!
Please don't throw me out, Vasu, please.
Eh, I don’t have time for
all this out out out out out out!
Paashupalli, you want to come in?
Put her things out.
Vasu, how can I do that?
Darwin uncle has said,
“Survival of the Fittest”!
Paashupalli, go survive..
No, Pashu.. No
Fight fight fight fight fight fight...
Fight fight fight fight fight fight...
- Fight fight fight fight fight fight...
- No, no Pashupalli. You can't do this.
No, Pashupalli. You can't do this.
No, Pashupalli...
No Babita… I mean Ankita… I am sorry but I have to do this.
Where will I go?
I don't have anyone in this city.
You go back to Pune.
Same weather anyway.
Fight fight fight fight fight fight...
- I'm so sorry.
- Fuck you.
Please, please don't do this.
Snake! Snake!
There is snake.
[Ankita Screams]
Snake! Snake!
Everybody wear rubber chappal.
That's only when
lightning strikes, Vasu.
As if you're one big scientist!
Vasu, it's gone, it's gone.
- Fully gone?
- Fully gone, it's fully gone.
- Fully out?
- It's fully out.
- Fully gone?
- Yeah, it's fully out.
Now…
you also… fully out!!
Vasu, I didn't know
there was a snake in my bag.
People don't find snake in
their bag like an old bus ticket, ma.
You and your best friend Nagaraju,
both out!
Thank you, Vasu. I knew
you would make the right decision.
You’re welcome!
But not in my PG!
You also out!
Both of you!
Vasu, at least give
my rent and deposit back.
Oh yeah no...
Please write an application,
and put it in the suggestion box,
you know where it is?
Vasu, Vasu please…
I really need the money.
Where will I go?
Vasu, at least let me stay back.
- Please, Vasu... please, Vasu...
- Out out..
Keep going.
Vasu, let me take my bag..
- Vasu, please, please
- Vasu, please listen..
- Vasu this is not done
Vasu, please listen..
Please give me my money back,
or at least...
Unlucky b*****s