Pro's and Con's (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - A Real Life - full transcript

One of you fooled me.

You stole my horse and my money.

Listen, Juan.
It's a big misunderstanding.

- It's not what it looks like.
- What are you doing?

- You owe me two million dollars!
- Listen to me!

I'm not a veterinarian.

Get them to tell what they know.
Otherwise, I get no money.

Simone, don't say anything!

Where is the money?

- Simone, stop!
- I love you.

Step back!
And you should let him go.



Don't shoot.

You gotta get your money
and your horse!

Stay away! Step back!

You don't shoot! Simone!

You don't shoot!

- I got him!
- No!

No ...

No. No!

What the hell is going on there?

Juan, come on!

I have you.

Juan, come on!

Shut up, where were you good!

10, 11, 12. Be careful.



- Simone.
- No, Simone shouldn't have.

I am pregnant.

Congratulations.

Think about what we can do with it
a baby. It's the perfect cover.

Jacqueline, our child shouldn't
grow up that way.

- You stop.
- We must live a real life now.

Fuck it.

It's furiously expensive
having a bank mortgage.

Banks have raised fees,
even though the profits last year -

- was as much as 49.3 billion.

Banks explain it
with the financial crisis ...

It's not dry, there.
There is foam on.

The Consumer Council attacks the banks ...

- You don't dry them properly.
- You get too much foam.

- You just wipe it off.
- You use too much detergent.

- Because you bought it cheap.
- I'm trying to save.

I'm tired of saving
and tired of the dishwasher not working.

We are there,
where we argue about detergent.

- Can you do that?
- Yes Yes. Ork.

About how much to spend
and how much it foams.

If that is the fault, it's foaming.

- What the hell are you doing?
- What?

What do you know about Erik?
You have to do something.

Unfortunately no. We can't help.

But we have bought insurance,
where you said -

- that if we went home then
and destroyed the machine itself -

- then the technical would
purchase insurance cover.

Yes, but with the reservation that you have
mounted a drip tray below.

- And drip trays?
- Yes.

- But we actually sell them.
- Sorry but ...

You can't allow that.

It is clear
that there must be a drip tray below.

It is not,
and then it does ...

So you have lured my wife to buy
this piece of paper for 1200 kroner?

I don't think we're luring.
We inform you about the drip tray.

- Or else ...
- No Okay.

- Sorry.
- So ...

- 1200 on top?
- Yes, it's a shit.

Another time you have to buy
a drip tray, right?

- Is there anything else I can do?
- Well.

Have a nice day!

- And drip trays?
- Yes, it should be.

And you just accepted that?
I bought an insurance.

Yes, but it was in it that it should
have been installed a drip tray.

I had to be taken in there myself.

- What should it have helped?
- Esther, that's food!

We just have to buy a new one.

As long as you don't have a job,
We just can't just buy a new one.

I'm going to a job interview tomorrow.
At Café Bastard as a cook.

Yeah okay. Quay you have to extinguish.
We should eat.

- Esther, that's food!
- Thanks for the support.

- What do you want me to say?
- I do not know. What do you say?

- What is it?
- We'll eat.

Can't come the first time?
Put the plates around.

So ...
"You're a good cook, honey."

Erik, if you get that job -

- Then there are three months,
And then it is not exciting enough.

Well? You have had 17 jobs in 17 years.

You have.
You have wasted your stomach.

- Eat, Kaj.
- Wharf, you should eat.

- Can I play afterwards?
- Half an hour if you eat.

Then I only eat half.

- It's osso buco, father made.
- It's all the children's favorite food.

I need a new computer.
The one I have cannot start now.

I want a new iPad.
A real one.

There is a lot,
we all want.

You want a computer and an iPad,
we would like a dishwasher.

- Dad wants a job.
- Right now I want the vegetables.

- Esther, would you mind giving me them?
- Can't you do that now?

How was your day?

- Why do you ask?
- To gain insight into your life.

- Because we're a family.
- Are we?

- Esther ...
- Okay, you get five questions.

I saw you behind a scooter
without a helmet? Who was it with?

Gus. Four back.

- Is Gus your girlfriend?
- My boyfriend doesn't run a scooter.

- So what is he driving?
- He runs the pickup and is called Patrick.

Why do you pretend we are
totally indifferent to you?

I don't pretend to.
Thanks for food.

- Why don't you cycle?
- It's flat again.

- So pat it.
- Isn't that a father's job?

No, it is raising your children
to become responsible people -

- that can be part of society
and make decisions ...

- So ...
- Just let her be, don't you?

- He's 23.
- Is Esther not just 17?

"Working as:"

"Wherever this crazy world
leads me. "

- Nina?
- Hey, Berthelin.

I would like your layout with you
for the business dinner tonight.

Can it be reached?

Yes, if Niels sends his numbers
to me within an hour.

There was something else, too
would have brought along. You. Can you do that?

- Yes please.
- It may well be late.

- It is okay.
- Okay.

- "You."
- What?

- "It may well be late."
- Stop.

- Is that you, Erik?
- Yes.

Welcome to.
We can just go over here.

Well, Erik. You're a lot older
than our other staff.

- You have two children.
- Yes.

It becomes a problem in relation
for evening guards and weekends?

No not at all. Then the kids have to
so do without the daddy.

- Two years at Restaurant Apostrof.
- In Nyborg, yes.

And then I noticed that you have
been at A Tavolo con lo Chef in Rome.

- Say.
- Say.

Did you work with Silvio?

Sorry, I didn't get right
learned Italian when I was there.

Did you work with Silvio?

- We were really good friends.
- I was after him.

But he's still there.

I was there ...
so before, but after him.

I do not understand,
what you are trying to say.

No, because it's a lie.
I just want to have the job -

- and I can do everything on the menu.

Uh, Erik ...

Try to hear here ...

Can you give me a reason,
why should I hire you?

No ...

What? No.

No. You know what?
At least you are honest.

It is fine.
Thanks for now. You will hear from us.

Yes please.

Sorry, should I ask anything?
I'm going to this cinema.

I'll watch a movie at 2pm.

Can I drive around the building?
Because I keep behind behind.

- Yes you can.
- Thanks. Sorry, I disturbed.

- Where are you holding?
- Here.

- Did he see you?
- No.

That one?

- Couldn't you hear me knocking?
- That shit here ...

Now dad gets a job,
Then you need a new one.

Just say it. You want me to
to tell about my new girlfriend.

You will know
who he is and how old he is.

- But you know from my Facebook.
- I just want to meet him.

Does not? Couldn't you invite him
home and eat?

- Yeah.
- Yes.

- Anything else?
- Yes. No, it was.

He sat watching you.
There was a police car out front.

Well okay.
Thank you, Christian.

You're welcome. My name is Erik now.

- Erik?
- Yes.

Okay.

Good to see you.

- You look good, "Erik".
- Thanks.

It was very surprising.
Holy shit.

What are you actually doing? I stuck off.

At least we live
A completely different life now, right?

Nina works.

- Aren't you with Simone?
- Yes Yes. Her name is Nina now.

- What happened?
- A girl. Esther.

We've got a boy too,
It's called Kaj.

And we bought a house.

- A house?
- Yes, by the Freedom.

Oh boy.

- What are you doing?
- You're probably curious.

No, I'm just asking. So ...

- What happened at that restaurant?
- You were at a job interview, right?

I was just going to see
if you were still sharp.

- What's going on?
- I need you.

I'm about to set something up
against a pharmaceutical company, InvoPharma.

They make way too much money
on selling medicines to developing countries.

They must be sold to a private equity fund.
We claim ...

I'm stopping you now.
"We" should not do anything.

- It's a million euros.
- We are a family.

One million euros for your family.

We're done with that. Connect.

- Yes ...
- Don't hesitate to say Simone?

- How did the job interview go?
- Good I think.

- They'll choose another.
- It was a pity.

- Did you throw it in there?
- Yeah, where else?

- Do we have a place for shit?
- It's disgusting. It's a bed.

I run.

Nina?
I just want to talk to you.

- I'll run.
- Can I just talk to you?

Don't you want to put yourself down?

Jo.

What? What is it?

I want to give
my kids what they dream about.

I would like to take the family
traveling out.

If little, our grace period stops,
And then we can't afford anything.

But there is one way in which we
can get everything we dream about.

You don't stand and say it,
You stand and say.

I want that family
will be happy again. I will ...

... lift us out of all this.
We were so funny and good then.

Yes, but there are two good reasons why
that we have behaved nicely for 17 years.

- I don't want to live that life again.
- No. It was a life of paranoia.

- Do you want to risk prison?
- What are you calling this?

What the hell did you think?
Try to look at yourself.

Never, never again, Erik.

I'll run.

I'm not home later.
I'm going to a customer meeting.

It is a danefæ.

It's national heritage,
so your parking space ...

Hey! Hello! Do you have a freezer bag
or a plastic bag?

Fine, I'm talking to an adult.

Kim! Just try to come.

- Sorry, what's going on?
- Tell him to call back.

- What are you doing?
- I found something about the excavation.

Yes, at Roskildevej.

If that's what I think, then
the entire bathing pool is dug up again.

- Before hell! Do you have a charger?
- What?

- Do you have a charger?
- What is this about?

- Danefæ?
- Yes.

If it is several thousand years old,
then it is national heritage.

Or it is a sacred burial ground.
Then they dig up your parking lot.

It's a real piss. Then
all the district heating in the South postponed again.

I shouldn't have dug anything up.

- Where do people park?
- Have no idea.

Do you think I think it's fun?
The whole shit must be postponed.

They can come from Nationalmuset
in white gowns with tents and cost.

It had been easier,
if there was just garbage.

- Is that your boss? Quay?
- Yes, it's my boss.

- Piss. Well, give it to me.
- Just wait for a moment.

You said it yourself. It may
as well be old food leftovers.

It would make life easier,
but I have to be honest.

Wait a minute.

That's what we do. You say to Kaj:
"It was just food garbage."

I can not.
There are huge fines.

Are you missing a flat panel?
The new Sony? OLED?

- Why?
- It's a little lie?

- I have to be honest.
- What do you want?

I don't need anything dug up.
Tell me: What do you want?

Shut up, where is that well done!

- I'm not home tonight.
- Nor do I. What are you about to do?

- To customer meeting.
- Okay. I'm going out with Patrick.

Hey, don't you? Father comes later.

- It was fast
- Hi, Jacqueline.

What can I do for you?

I am on. When do we start?

I'm running.
Let's meet tomorrow.

There is just one thing.
It's just the two of us.

- Hello?
- No, we need Nina with.

- She can't be with her.
- She must. I get her with.

Nina is a completely different place now.
It just gets you and me.

- No. I find something.
- Hold on ... Jacqueline?

Hey.

Well, they haven't come yet.
I feared I was late for it.

Is there anything we need to reconcile
before they come?

I'm sure,
that you have control over it.

Okay.

- You look good.
- Say it again.

- You look good.
- Thanks.

- Welcome.
- Thanks.

- Will you start with a little drink?
- Are we going to wait?

No. Let's get something to drink.

We have a really good Chablis.
On a Chardonnay grape -

- grown up in clayey lime soil there
provides an overtone of vanilla and acid.

It sounds good.
We take a bottle.

I love clay and lime.

And I'm completely crazy
with vanilla overtones.

- Seriously?
- Yes.

- Thank you Father.
- You're welcome honey.

- Did you see it work?
- No, I got a work.

Don't show it to mother.
I want to surprise her myself.

What?

Just lend me your glasses.

- How long has it itch?
- Very long.

We'll look at that later.
I need to install the dishwasher.

Then you can play with the iPad while.

If I drink more on an empty stomach,
then I'm half full.

That's incredible, then
that they do not just sound.

Shouldn't I try to call?
If anything happened?

Nina ... Nina?

They don't come.

It's just the two of us.

Have they reported a cancellation?

I couldn't figure out
to invite you out. Just you and me.

Berthelin,
that for the summer party ...

That ... I really do
used forces to park.

Will you still wait to order?

I know it's a mess.

You must apologize for this. You must
would like to go if it is completely crazy.

I think,
the fish looks really delicious.

And that clay and lime
is still exciting.

I think,
we need a bottle more.

- I think that too.
- Yes please.

Said mother,
what time she would be at home?

Esther?

- Hi.
- I just wanted to say hello. Patrick.

Good day.
Nice to meet you, father-in-law.

In the lives of the enemies close to the train. There is
Well no one here who comes too late.

And it's Brother's?

Are you sitting gamer?
I also have a lot of fun.

Mom said something about
when would she be home?

I do not get,
that you cannot see for yourself.

- Come, we are leaving.
- It was fun to meet you.

Hey.

Hey.

Can I help with anything?

- Is that your place, this?
- No.

I'm Søren Thomsen from PET.
Are you aware of what is going on?

- No. Can we speak undisturbed here?
- Yes.

- You're sure you don't know anything?
- Yes.

Inside your restaurant
there is video surveillance.

I need access to yours
monitor, for in your restaurant -

- Two financial criminals are sitting
and leaving treasure coins out of the country.

- Is your boss here?
- No.

He probably doesn't want financially
crime in his restaurant.

Is that correctly understood? Well.
Do you have a wine picker?

Is there a knife in it?
Two seconds.

Ops 1 to Alpha 1. I expect
visual on the objects in a little while.

- Can I see your knife?
- It is small ...

- He there, is he working here?
- Yes.

You sure?
Where did you say your monitor was?

- Are they there?
- No.

Yes. It's her there.

Those?

No, they've been sitting for two hours
and drunk Chablis. They are on date.

Just extinguish.

That's why I'm a striving.

- Not, are you?
- Yes, I really am.

Yes you are.

Thanks.

I will not disturb. I'm just going
ask my wife about anything.

I think so, Kaj got lice again.
Do you know where the shampoo is?

It's not contagious,
unless you have rubbed hair.

- Don't, Erik.
- I think I'm going.

He said it was a customer meeting.

- How long has it been going on?
- Are we going to take it home?

In front of Kaj? You want more?

Did you fuck with him?

The dessert is buttermilk pan
cotta with roasted white chocolate -

- crunching sea buckthorn granite
and an apple sorbet on Fejø apples.

Bon appetite.

He said it was a customer meeting.
It was him.

- Erik ...
- We're going home to Kaj.

Where's the dice?

It may be that your mother and father
spares you, but life is not like that.

You probably look like your father.

Hey, Kaj.

Well, there was I.

Jack, come on. You have to go to bed now.

You're probably all-in here, right?
Holy shit.

Erik and Nina Jørgensen?

How the hell you can find
to get in here?

- I'll get her with her.
- I do not follow. We're not there.

- I'll do it here.
- She doesn't know I've talked to you.

He's cute, huh? Quay.

Erik, don't you turn off the water?

How did you find us?

Sorry, it must be weird,
that I just come rushing.

What do we owe the credit? What will you?

I would like to bring you back.

- It probably won't happen.
- What we had was unique.

- I'm about to put something up ...
- I'm stopping you right.

We retired 17 years ago
for two reasons ...

There is a million euros in it,
and we just split over.

But we're done with that.
It will not happen.

There is something you need to know.

I've been in for three years.

There are many who ask what
have been by Christian and Simone.

I do not say anything.
That is clear. No no.

Jacqueline,
We are living a completely different life now.

Yes. A life you could not have lived,
if I had opened my mouth.

I just got out.

I have nothing.

I'm really sorry.

I am, but ...
we finished it there.

Wauw, she's beautiful. Esther.

We will be seen tomorrow at 9 am.
Refshalevej 183.

What do we do?

With Jacqueline or with us two?

If you mean us, I don't know
where you stand. What do you want with us two?

Nothing happened, Erik.

- You were holding him by the hand.
- He ...

- He took my hand. It was just ...
- Fine.

With regard to Jacqueline:
I think we owe her.

It's one job and it's a lot of money.

I just drove out to them
and said it as it was.

"You can fuck in your drip tray
and dry ass with the insurance. "

Then they gave me that.

I sleep on the couch.