Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero (2014–2017): Season 1, Episode 20 - It's a Colorful Life - full transcript
Penn, Boone, and Sashi zap into a colorful, whimsical world for a feud against the Rippen-lead Drabs. A power outage prevents anyone from zapping.
PENN:
Wherever good is threatened,
heroes rise to the challenge
and always save the day...
( grunting )
except when they don't.
( groans )
And that's
when I go to work.
? I zap in two dimensions
every day, it's my job ?
? Be a hero, save the world,
and make things right ?
? Kung-fu moles,
rescue trolls ?
? Punch a zombie,
score a goal ?
? I'm a robot! I'm a rabbit!
I'm a knight! ?
? Stretching,
swinging, spying ?
? Flying, flipping,
monster-kicking ?
Boone and Soshi
always sticking by my side
No villain's gonna stop...
? Penn Zero, part-time hero! ?
? Penn Zero, part-time hero! ?
? Penn Zero, part-time hero! ?
Penn Zero--
Ah!
..And we won the mission
by body-slamming
an 8 foot disco ogre!
I guess
he was only seven-six,
if you don't count
his platform shoes.
You know pal,
sometimes being a hero
means
going beyond the mission.
Rock face punch!
And making the world
you're saving a better place.
You're amazing, honey.
Only because I have
you in my life, Vonnie.
Ooh.
Uh. I'm gonna stop
watching now.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I love this channel.
What is this?
Just trying to make the world
a little better.
Ah!
I am allergic to flowers.
I beg for mercy.
Uh!
( explosion )
I was just trying
to be nice.
Here, let me help.
I think you've done enough.
( wheezing )
Is all right.
My internal organs will repair
themselves in three month.
Good luck.
Again,
so sorry about the flowers.
ALL: Oh, what fun,
what a wonderful day.
Hues are the huey-est,
the red-est and the bluey-est.
no one frowns
in Huetown today,
now the song's all done
so let's go...
Play?
Rhyme some more?
Pass.
ALL: Say, "Yay!"
Better.
Okay, Sosh,
check the specs.
Okay, we're Hues,
who are in a feud
with the Drabs,
and our mission is to stop
Grayson Drabswatch
from stealing
our rainbow rocks
and throwing them into
the Rainbow Mountain volcano.
Guys, this tree
is checking us out.
Treewee.
Not a tree.
It's a tree with a wee.
What's a tree with a...
Whee!
That was fun.
But we still don't know
why they call it a treewee.
So, what's up?
Why are you guys
fighting with the Drabs?
Us Hues are
all covered in color.
We are the best of the best.
But no-color Drabs
look much duller,
so color us,
unimpressed.
Today is the day
we steal those rocks.
Today's the day--
We ride a fox.
No.
You have no idea
of how to take care of a fox.
What does a fox eat?
Potatoes.
Wrong.
Get rid of it.
But his name is Belvedere,
and I love him.
Fine.
Keep the fox.
Just stop crying.
Okay,
you won't regret this.
We're gonna have
so much fun, Belvedere.
Back to business.
Initiate the rock knocker.
To knock the rocks,
just hit the knob,
we'll beat those Hues
and eat corn on the--
Uh, just a moment.
We've just started
working together,
so you couldn't possibly know,
but I don't do rhymes.
Cob!
( cheering )
Fine, I'll do it myself.
Hey.
Hello?
Hey!
Uh, we have to get
the rocks back.
The rocks hold
the world's colors,
or so it says on that sign.
Let's go get them back
by taking the zippy zip line.
I hope they're selling pictures
of this at the end of the ride.
( gasps )
Look,
there's the green rock.
That was fun.
( gasps )
There it is.
Hurry.
The green rock is keen.
The Drabs are so prissy.
I don't mean to be mean,
but Drabs walk like this-y.
Crinkle-crank, crinkle-cra--
The green rock is mine.
Let's celebrate, Drabs.
It's snack-y time.
No, it is not snack-y time.
The Drabs stopped to eat.
Talk about a lucky--
Wait, what are you doing?
Good luck
with the rest of the rocks.
( evil laugh )
Okay, guys,
we need to stop making
everything
some dumb competition.
'Cause if we don't get
the rocks back,
all the color you're so proud of
will disappear.
Okay?
So let's rein it in.
You are right as rain.
We'll miss green,
of that there's no doubt.
Our world is more plain.
But we can still dance
and shout.
Oh, I was out
getting the yellow rock.
What were you doing?
Crashing into some pillows?
Yeah, but don't make
a big deal about it, all right?
It's been a long day.
Normally, I'd be just as annoyed
as you at this place,
but things have
really gone my way.
Larry's off with a fox
somewhere
and these two groups of idiots
have gotten in your way
slightly more than mine.
Well, not this time,
Rippen.
Hut one.
Hut two, hut three.
Oh, come on!
I'd love to stick around
and gloat,
but I've got
a hot date with a volcano.
Pun intended.
To the volcano,
you heard him Drabs.
Once there, we'll practice
walking sideways like crabs.
See, the thing is,
I really hate you guys.
You're just as bad as the Hues,
so I'm ditching you.
Enjoy your crab walking
or whatever.
Farewell.
I think Rippen has
the right idea.
We should ditch these guys.
Our mission
is just to save the rocks.
These losers don't even
care about the rocks.
They just care about
competing with each other.
Sashi, you make a valid
but unnecessarily harsh point,
and it gives me an idea.
Drabs, Hues, I don't know
if you've noticed,
but since neither of you
have color,
you guys look and act
pretty much exactly the same.
Can you even tell
each other apart?
Oh, no.
Raise your hand
if you're a Hue.
( indistinct chatter )
Am I?
Why are you guys
fighting at all?
You guys would have a lot more
fun if you were friends.
I suppose we could
change our views
about
the very similar Hues.
And we could
stop taking jabs
at the fairly
entertaining Drabs.
I still think
the Hues are better.
Boone.
Okay!
Well, then it's settled.
Let's work together
and get the color back
for everyone to share.
ALL: We all say yay
to making Drabswatch pay.
But also yell hooray
for the day, we all turned gray.
When I win,
I can finally use
my fulltime
villain business cards.
PENN: I hope
you didn't buy in bulk,
'cause that's not happening.
You'll never stop me
on your own.
Whee.
Whee.
Whee.
Okay, fine.
You're not alone.
But what are these nitwits
going to do?
Ha-ha.
I win.
No!
You know,
I should've put more thought
into the tail end
of this plan.
Whew.
NARRATOR:
And so for some reason,
the rocks
turned out to be eggs
that hatched inexplicably
at this very moment
and the birds spread color
back throughout the world.
Why?
Why is there
suddenly a narrator?
Good question.
But that is a story
for another day.
But what became
of a certain fellow
and his fox named...
Belvedere?
You know what I did
when I had a fox
named Belvedere?
No, Larry, we were each doing
our own thing this time.
Well, I rode him for a long time
and then he saw a rabbit
and he chased it
and I fell off,
and I couldn't find him
for a long time.
But--
But then I did.
But he didn't remember me,
so when I tried
to feed him a potato...
Belvedere bit me!
I knew
you weren't ready for a fox.
Let's get back to Middleburg.
It'll be all right.
LARRY:
Can Belvedere come too?
RIPPEN: No.
LARRY:
Yeah, that makes sense.
Wherever good is threatened,
heroes rise to the challenge
and always save the day...
( grunting )
except when they don't.
( groans )
And that's
when I go to work.
? I zap in two dimensions
every day, it's my job ?
? Be a hero, save the world,
and make things right ?
? Kung-fu moles,
rescue trolls ?
? Punch a zombie,
score a goal ?
? I'm a robot! I'm a rabbit!
I'm a knight! ?
? Stretching,
swinging, spying ?
? Flying, flipping,
monster-kicking ?
Boone and Soshi
always sticking by my side
No villain's gonna stop...
? Penn Zero, part-time hero! ?
? Penn Zero, part-time hero! ?
? Penn Zero, part-time hero! ?
Penn Zero--
Ah!
..And we won the mission
by body-slamming
an 8 foot disco ogre!
I guess
he was only seven-six,
if you don't count
his platform shoes.
You know pal,
sometimes being a hero
means
going beyond the mission.
Rock face punch!
And making the world
you're saving a better place.
You're amazing, honey.
Only because I have
you in my life, Vonnie.
Ooh.
Uh. I'm gonna stop
watching now.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I love this channel.
What is this?
Just trying to make the world
a little better.
Ah!
I am allergic to flowers.
I beg for mercy.
Uh!
( explosion )
I was just trying
to be nice.
Here, let me help.
I think you've done enough.
( wheezing )
Is all right.
My internal organs will repair
themselves in three month.
Good luck.
Again,
so sorry about the flowers.
ALL: Oh, what fun,
what a wonderful day.
Hues are the huey-est,
the red-est and the bluey-est.
no one frowns
in Huetown today,
now the song's all done
so let's go...
Play?
Rhyme some more?
Pass.
ALL: Say, "Yay!"
Better.
Okay, Sosh,
check the specs.
Okay, we're Hues,
who are in a feud
with the Drabs,
and our mission is to stop
Grayson Drabswatch
from stealing
our rainbow rocks
and throwing them into
the Rainbow Mountain volcano.
Guys, this tree
is checking us out.
Treewee.
Not a tree.
It's a tree with a wee.
What's a tree with a...
Whee!
That was fun.
But we still don't know
why they call it a treewee.
So, what's up?
Why are you guys
fighting with the Drabs?
Us Hues are
all covered in color.
We are the best of the best.
But no-color Drabs
look much duller,
so color us,
unimpressed.
Today is the day
we steal those rocks.
Today's the day--
We ride a fox.
No.
You have no idea
of how to take care of a fox.
What does a fox eat?
Potatoes.
Wrong.
Get rid of it.
But his name is Belvedere,
and I love him.
Fine.
Keep the fox.
Just stop crying.
Okay,
you won't regret this.
We're gonna have
so much fun, Belvedere.
Back to business.
Initiate the rock knocker.
To knock the rocks,
just hit the knob,
we'll beat those Hues
and eat corn on the--
Uh, just a moment.
We've just started
working together,
so you couldn't possibly know,
but I don't do rhymes.
Cob!
( cheering )
Fine, I'll do it myself.
Hey.
Hello?
Hey!
Uh, we have to get
the rocks back.
The rocks hold
the world's colors,
or so it says on that sign.
Let's go get them back
by taking the zippy zip line.
I hope they're selling pictures
of this at the end of the ride.
( gasps )
Look,
there's the green rock.
That was fun.
( gasps )
There it is.
Hurry.
The green rock is keen.
The Drabs are so prissy.
I don't mean to be mean,
but Drabs walk like this-y.
Crinkle-crank, crinkle-cra--
The green rock is mine.
Let's celebrate, Drabs.
It's snack-y time.
No, it is not snack-y time.
The Drabs stopped to eat.
Talk about a lucky--
Wait, what are you doing?
Good luck
with the rest of the rocks.
( evil laugh )
Okay, guys,
we need to stop making
everything
some dumb competition.
'Cause if we don't get
the rocks back,
all the color you're so proud of
will disappear.
Okay?
So let's rein it in.
You are right as rain.
We'll miss green,
of that there's no doubt.
Our world is more plain.
But we can still dance
and shout.
Oh, I was out
getting the yellow rock.
What were you doing?
Crashing into some pillows?
Yeah, but don't make
a big deal about it, all right?
It's been a long day.
Normally, I'd be just as annoyed
as you at this place,
but things have
really gone my way.
Larry's off with a fox
somewhere
and these two groups of idiots
have gotten in your way
slightly more than mine.
Well, not this time,
Rippen.
Hut one.
Hut two, hut three.
Oh, come on!
I'd love to stick around
and gloat,
but I've got
a hot date with a volcano.
Pun intended.
To the volcano,
you heard him Drabs.
Once there, we'll practice
walking sideways like crabs.
See, the thing is,
I really hate you guys.
You're just as bad as the Hues,
so I'm ditching you.
Enjoy your crab walking
or whatever.
Farewell.
I think Rippen has
the right idea.
We should ditch these guys.
Our mission
is just to save the rocks.
These losers don't even
care about the rocks.
They just care about
competing with each other.
Sashi, you make a valid
but unnecessarily harsh point,
and it gives me an idea.
Drabs, Hues, I don't know
if you've noticed,
but since neither of you
have color,
you guys look and act
pretty much exactly the same.
Can you even tell
each other apart?
Oh, no.
Raise your hand
if you're a Hue.
( indistinct chatter )
Am I?
Why are you guys
fighting at all?
You guys would have a lot more
fun if you were friends.
I suppose we could
change our views
about
the very similar Hues.
And we could
stop taking jabs
at the fairly
entertaining Drabs.
I still think
the Hues are better.
Boone.
Okay!
Well, then it's settled.
Let's work together
and get the color back
for everyone to share.
ALL: We all say yay
to making Drabswatch pay.
But also yell hooray
for the day, we all turned gray.
When I win,
I can finally use
my fulltime
villain business cards.
PENN: I hope
you didn't buy in bulk,
'cause that's not happening.
You'll never stop me
on your own.
Whee.
Whee.
Whee.
Okay, fine.
You're not alone.
But what are these nitwits
going to do?
Ha-ha.
I win.
No!
You know,
I should've put more thought
into the tail end
of this plan.
Whew.
NARRATOR:
And so for some reason,
the rocks
turned out to be eggs
that hatched inexplicably
at this very moment
and the birds spread color
back throughout the world.
Why?
Why is there
suddenly a narrator?
Good question.
But that is a story
for another day.
But what became
of a certain fellow
and his fox named...
Belvedere?
You know what I did
when I had a fox
named Belvedere?
No, Larry, we were each doing
our own thing this time.
Well, I rode him for a long time
and then he saw a rabbit
and he chased it
and I fell off,
and I couldn't find him
for a long time.
But--
But then I did.
But he didn't remember me,
so when I tried
to feed him a potato...
Belvedere bit me!
I knew
you weren't ready for a fox.
Let's get back to Middleburg.
It'll be all right.
LARRY:
Can Belvedere come too?
RIPPEN: No.
LARRY:
Yeah, that makes sense.