Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero (2014–2017): Season 1, Episode 21 - Larry Manor - full transcript
PENN:
Wherever good is threatened,
heroes rise to the challenge
and always save the day...
( grunting )
except when they don't.
( groans )
And that's
when I go to work.
? I zap in two dimensions
every day, it's my job ?
? Be a hero, save the world,
and make things right ?
? Kung-fu moles,
rescue trolls ?
? Punch a zombie,
score a goal ?
? I'm a robot! I'm a rabbit!
I'm a knight! ?
? Stretching,
swinging, spying ?
? Flying, flipping,
monster-kicking ?
Boone and Soshi
always sticking by my side
No villain's gonna stop...
? Penn Zero, part-time hero! ?
? Penn Zero, part-time hero! ?
? Penn Zero, part-time hero! ?
Penn Zero--
Ah!
Scooter.
Huh?
Ah!
Wrench.
Backup scooter.
Backup wrench.
Excuse moi.
Sweet moves, Larry.
Sashi, flying shark.
Where?
Ha.
Winner and still champion--
Okay, painful yet hilariously
timed collision aside,
I think it's pretty clear
who the winner was.
It's not always
about winning.
Sometimes,
it's about what you can steal
from your opponents' backpack
while they are winning.
Oh, come on, Boone,
I was saving that.
Here, my moms packed me
some pickled chubfish.
What--
Ugh...
Oh, Boone.
Power is out.
No power, no mission.
( tire screeching )
Ha-ha,
you lose again, Larry.
No, block has no power.
No zap.
Just as well, Rippen.
We would've crushed you again,
anyway.
What's that, like
a billion times in a row now?
Oh...
Oh, we could go to my place
for a snack.
ALL: No, thanks.
Oh, okay, I-I'll leave
the invitation open,
like I did
for my Christmas party.
And my Halloween party.
And--
And my Arbor-Day party...
Maybe someone
will come this time.
Hmm.
MAN:
Welcome to Larry Manor.
Whoa, did you win the lottery
or something?
Nope.
I won 32 lotteries.
32 times?
How?
By buying the winning tickets,
silly.
Wow.
Is that a--
a gift shop?
Larry.
Rippen, say hello
to my teacup elephant, Tony.
I'd rather drown
in a pool of balsamic vinegar.
( whispers ) That's just his way
of saying he loves you.
Lady and gentlemen,
snack is served.
Whoa.
You have a butler?
Young lady,
you are mistaken.
He's not Master Larry's butler.
I am.
Um, then who's that?
He's my butler.
Please keep hands and feet
inside the cars at all times.
( speaking in foreign language )
Pfft, yeah, got to be careful
on the kiddy train--
Whoa!
-32 Express
right on time.
( crackling )
Finally.
We get mission.
WOMAN:
Boone, your phone's ringing.
LARRY: And so he says,
"No, it's duck fur."
You can't just shout out
random punch lines to jokes
and expect people
to figure out the setup.
Oh, and you can tell a joke.
Darn right I can.
Here's one:
What do you call a chef
with bananas in his ears?
Anything you want.
He can't hear you.
He can't hear you...
Because of the bananas in his...
Oh, how I despise
each of you so.
FREDERICS: I'm afraid I have
some terrible, terrible news.
Frederics.
This information
is too important
for a butler's butler
to announce.
Master Tony's missing!
The elephant?
Oh, no.
Okay, let's all make a vow
right now that finding Tony
is the number one priority
in our lives.
Uh, I'll give
whoever finds him
a $25 gift card
to A Little Piece O' Larry.
Why would I want
$25 worth of Larry merch?
Is little Rippy
afraid of a little competishi?
Au contraire.
Rippy welcomes competishi.
Ha, you miss.
I was not aiming for you,
idiot.
Hurry, we can't let Rippen
find that elephant first.
This isn't a mission.
The fate of the world
doesn't depend on this.
No, but the fate
of our bragging rights does.
Now who will follow me
on this menial task?
Come on!
Seriously?
A snake room?
Technically,
it's not a "snake room"
'cause it's also full of bats.
PZ, I think this is a sign
we should stop looking for Tony.
BOONE:
Oh...
( giggling )
Tell my mom I'll send for
fresh underwear and flipflops.
Then I guess
it's all up to me.
Everything reminds me
of Tony.
Here's where he ate
his first peanut.
This is the peanut plant
that made that peanut,
and look, look, look,
this is the man
who sold me the seed
for that peanut plant.
Eh, yup.
I mean, it's just--
I mean, I...
There, there.
There, there, there.
Speaking of there,
I'm, I'm going to be over there.
Wow, should've brought
my jungle wear and pith helmet.
Hello?
Ah!
Psst.
Master Zero, I know
the whereabouts of Master Tony
and I'm afraid
foul play is afoot.
All fingers point to...
Matthews.
Aha.
So the butler did do it.
A little cliche,
but I'll go with it.
She's keeping Master Tony
in her quarters.
Hurry,
I'll take you to him now.
RIPPEN:
Oh, that won't be necessary.
I know the way.
That gift certificate
I don't want
is as good as mine.
What on earth are you doing
in my head-butler quarters?
Oh, nothing, just winning.
This is madness.
I didn't put him there.
Take that, Penn Zero.
Matthews,
this is not the behavior
of a butler
with a butler.
We need
to get out of here
and save
that genetically-modified
pygmy sized elephant.
Master Tony's perfectly safe.
I'm worried about us.
I'm sorry,
wait, wait, wait.
How do you know
Master Tony is safe?
Oh, uh, wishful thinking,
I suppose.
Wait a minute.
That's Tony's
adorable little beanie.
All right.
All right.
I absconded with Master Tony
and framed Matthews.
But she had it coming
when Master Larry
promoted her over me.
Well, you have no idea
how much it hurts
to constantly
be outdone by someone.
Maybe not, old bean,
but I think I know
how to get us out of here.
Oh, gross.
I'm innocent,
I tell you--
there's no need
for rough treatment!
FREDERICS:
She's telling the truth.
I did it.
I took Master Tony.
Ha, I found the elephant.
Where did he go?
Victory was mine.
( Tony trumpets )
No, Master Tony,
don't go in the snake-room-
that-also-has-bats.
Tony.
Whoa.
Ah!
I win.
You lose again, Rippen.
No!
I was so close.
You have no idea
how much it hurts
to constantly
be outdone.
Come on, Penn.
Ah.
More bats, oh, no!
I won.
I beat you.
I won.
Yes, I won.
You lose.
Now you explode in sun.
Good luck.
Question:
Who's number one?
Well, if this oversized
novelty hand
is to be believed,
it's me.
Oh, all this winning
sure makes me itchy.
Yes, me.
It's okay, PZ,
we'll get 'em next time.
Number one, finally.
You know, Sosh, I'm okay.
Winning isn't everything.
Number one!
I apologize, Matthews.
I simply wanted to feel
what it was like to be out
from under
your magnificent shadow,
if only for a moment.
I'll go pack my things.
As I dare say you should.
You'll need to move them
to your new room
in the co-butler quarters.
You mean--
Oh!
Oh, there, there.
Yes.
? There's a little butler
from the sea ?
? He came up out and heartily ?
? Swam with the fishes,
was a true mate ?
? But also kept his bowtie
ramrod straight ?
Hey, I won again.
Wherever good is threatened,
heroes rise to the challenge
and always save the day...
( grunting )
except when they don't.
( groans )
And that's
when I go to work.
? I zap in two dimensions
every day, it's my job ?
? Be a hero, save the world,
and make things right ?
? Kung-fu moles,
rescue trolls ?
? Punch a zombie,
score a goal ?
? I'm a robot! I'm a rabbit!
I'm a knight! ?
? Stretching,
swinging, spying ?
? Flying, flipping,
monster-kicking ?
Boone and Soshi
always sticking by my side
No villain's gonna stop...
? Penn Zero, part-time hero! ?
? Penn Zero, part-time hero! ?
? Penn Zero, part-time hero! ?
Penn Zero--
Ah!
Scooter.
Huh?
Ah!
Wrench.
Backup scooter.
Backup wrench.
Excuse moi.
Sweet moves, Larry.
Sashi, flying shark.
Where?
Ha.
Winner and still champion--
Okay, painful yet hilariously
timed collision aside,
I think it's pretty clear
who the winner was.
It's not always
about winning.
Sometimes,
it's about what you can steal
from your opponents' backpack
while they are winning.
Oh, come on, Boone,
I was saving that.
Here, my moms packed me
some pickled chubfish.
What--
Ugh...
Oh, Boone.
Power is out.
No power, no mission.
( tire screeching )
Ha-ha,
you lose again, Larry.
No, block has no power.
No zap.
Just as well, Rippen.
We would've crushed you again,
anyway.
What's that, like
a billion times in a row now?
Oh...
Oh, we could go to my place
for a snack.
ALL: No, thanks.
Oh, okay, I-I'll leave
the invitation open,
like I did
for my Christmas party.
And my Halloween party.
And--
And my Arbor-Day party...
Maybe someone
will come this time.
Hmm.
MAN:
Welcome to Larry Manor.
Whoa, did you win the lottery
or something?
Nope.
I won 32 lotteries.
32 times?
How?
By buying the winning tickets,
silly.
Wow.
Is that a--
a gift shop?
Larry.
Rippen, say hello
to my teacup elephant, Tony.
I'd rather drown
in a pool of balsamic vinegar.
( whispers ) That's just his way
of saying he loves you.
Lady and gentlemen,
snack is served.
Whoa.
You have a butler?
Young lady,
you are mistaken.
He's not Master Larry's butler.
I am.
Um, then who's that?
He's my butler.
Please keep hands and feet
inside the cars at all times.
( speaking in foreign language )
Pfft, yeah, got to be careful
on the kiddy train--
Whoa!
-32 Express
right on time.
( crackling )
Finally.
We get mission.
WOMAN:
Boone, your phone's ringing.
LARRY: And so he says,
"No, it's duck fur."
You can't just shout out
random punch lines to jokes
and expect people
to figure out the setup.
Oh, and you can tell a joke.
Darn right I can.
Here's one:
What do you call a chef
with bananas in his ears?
Anything you want.
He can't hear you.
He can't hear you...
Because of the bananas in his...
Oh, how I despise
each of you so.
FREDERICS: I'm afraid I have
some terrible, terrible news.
Frederics.
This information
is too important
for a butler's butler
to announce.
Master Tony's missing!
The elephant?
Oh, no.
Okay, let's all make a vow
right now that finding Tony
is the number one priority
in our lives.
Uh, I'll give
whoever finds him
a $25 gift card
to A Little Piece O' Larry.
Why would I want
$25 worth of Larry merch?
Is little Rippy
afraid of a little competishi?
Au contraire.
Rippy welcomes competishi.
Ha, you miss.
I was not aiming for you,
idiot.
Hurry, we can't let Rippen
find that elephant first.
This isn't a mission.
The fate of the world
doesn't depend on this.
No, but the fate
of our bragging rights does.
Now who will follow me
on this menial task?
Come on!
Seriously?
A snake room?
Technically,
it's not a "snake room"
'cause it's also full of bats.
PZ, I think this is a sign
we should stop looking for Tony.
BOONE:
Oh...
( giggling )
Tell my mom I'll send for
fresh underwear and flipflops.
Then I guess
it's all up to me.
Everything reminds me
of Tony.
Here's where he ate
his first peanut.
This is the peanut plant
that made that peanut,
and look, look, look,
this is the man
who sold me the seed
for that peanut plant.
Eh, yup.
I mean, it's just--
I mean, I...
There, there.
There, there, there.
Speaking of there,
I'm, I'm going to be over there.
Wow, should've brought
my jungle wear and pith helmet.
Hello?
Ah!
Psst.
Master Zero, I know
the whereabouts of Master Tony
and I'm afraid
foul play is afoot.
All fingers point to...
Matthews.
Aha.
So the butler did do it.
A little cliche,
but I'll go with it.
She's keeping Master Tony
in her quarters.
Hurry,
I'll take you to him now.
RIPPEN:
Oh, that won't be necessary.
I know the way.
That gift certificate
I don't want
is as good as mine.
What on earth are you doing
in my head-butler quarters?
Oh, nothing, just winning.
This is madness.
I didn't put him there.
Take that, Penn Zero.
Matthews,
this is not the behavior
of a butler
with a butler.
We need
to get out of here
and save
that genetically-modified
pygmy sized elephant.
Master Tony's perfectly safe.
I'm worried about us.
I'm sorry,
wait, wait, wait.
How do you know
Master Tony is safe?
Oh, uh, wishful thinking,
I suppose.
Wait a minute.
That's Tony's
adorable little beanie.
All right.
All right.
I absconded with Master Tony
and framed Matthews.
But she had it coming
when Master Larry
promoted her over me.
Well, you have no idea
how much it hurts
to constantly
be outdone by someone.
Maybe not, old bean,
but I think I know
how to get us out of here.
Oh, gross.
I'm innocent,
I tell you--
there's no need
for rough treatment!
FREDERICS:
She's telling the truth.
I did it.
I took Master Tony.
Ha, I found the elephant.
Where did he go?
Victory was mine.
( Tony trumpets )
No, Master Tony,
don't go in the snake-room-
that-also-has-bats.
Tony.
Whoa.
Ah!
I win.
You lose again, Rippen.
No!
I was so close.
You have no idea
how much it hurts
to constantly
be outdone.
Come on, Penn.
Ah.
More bats, oh, no!
I won.
I beat you.
I won.
Yes, I won.
You lose.
Now you explode in sun.
Good luck.
Question:
Who's number one?
Well, if this oversized
novelty hand
is to be believed,
it's me.
Oh, all this winning
sure makes me itchy.
Yes, me.
It's okay, PZ,
we'll get 'em next time.
Number one, finally.
You know, Sosh, I'm okay.
Winning isn't everything.
Number one!
I apologize, Matthews.
I simply wanted to feel
what it was like to be out
from under
your magnificent shadow,
if only for a moment.
I'll go pack my things.
As I dare say you should.
You'll need to move them
to your new room
in the co-butler quarters.
You mean--
Oh!
Oh, there, there.
Yes.
? There's a little butler
from the sea ?
? He came up out and heartily ?
? Swam with the fishes,
was a true mate ?
? But also kept his bowtie
ramrod straight ?
Hey, I won again.