Open Heart (2015): Season 1, Episode 8 - Ancient History - full transcript

YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN, D.

THIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF THE
EASIEST HITS WE'VE EVER DONE.

HOMEVAULT DOES SECURITY
FOR THE ENTIRE BUILDING.

'KAY, I'VE GOT THE
INTERCOM WIRED TO MY PHONE.

LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL CALL YOU, BUZZ YOU UP.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

- WHAT?
- LOSE THE MASK, IDIOT.

AS FAR AS ANYONE KNOWS,
WE'RE VISITING A FRIEND.

ALL WE GOTTA DO IS ACT COOL
AND WALK THROUGH THE DOOR.



WHAT, YOU DON'T WANNA JUST SMASH A ROCK
THROUGH THE WINDOW FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE?

ALL I WANNA DO
IS GET IN AND OUT

WITHOUT ANYBODY
CALLING THE COPS.

TOO LATE FOR THAT.

WHO BROUGHT THE HEAT?

OH NO... HEY! HEY, OFFICER!

CAN I GET SOME DIRECTIONS
OFF YOU OR WHAT?!

DIRECTIONS TO WHERE?

DUNNO. THE MALL?

MALL'S CLOSED.

WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?
UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

I DON'T HAVE TO
TELL YOU MY NAME.

WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT.

ALL RIGHT, WELL,
I'M GOING INSIDE.



WHEN I COME BACK OUT,
I WANT YOU BOTH GONE.

CATCH YOU LATER,
CRIME STOPPER.

WHAT WAS THAT,
HUH?! YOU SET US UP?

- WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- WE BAIL ON YOU, YOU DIME ON US?

HEY, I JUST SAVED YOUR ASS.

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE,
I'M THE ONE WHO STUCK AROUND.

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY, OKAY?

IT'S JUST... THAT WAS INSANE.
YOU WERE COOL AS ICE THOUGH.

SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN THEN,
HUH? WAIT FOR HIM TO LEAVE?

SNEAK IN WHEN HE'S GONE?

NO. THIS PLACE IS
LIT. WE'RE DONE HERE.

AND YOU'RE WELCOME BY THE WAY.

BUT I SAW THE
BLONDE WOMAN THERE!

SORRY, DYLAN, THE
LOFT CHECKS OUT.

NOBODY SEEMS TO HAVE SEEN HER.

THE LEASE ON UNIT
202 IS PAID ON TIME.

BY WHO? HOW?

I NEED A WARRANT
TO GET THAT INFO.

THEN GET A WARRANT.

WELL, FOR THAT I
NEED PROBABLE CAUSE,

AND NOTHING SUSPICIOUS HAS
HAPPENED IN THAT BUILDING -

OH, EXCEPT FOR LAST NIGHT. THERE WAS
A BUNCH OF TEENS LOITERING ABOUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET
CAUGHT WITH THOSE KIDS, RIGHT?

SO, THE DRAWINGS, THE
LOFT, THE BLONDE WOMAN,

IT'S ALL JUST A COINCIDENCE?!
SOMEBODY'S LYING.

I NEED YOU TO SIT TIGHT.

I'M NOT GOOD AT
SITTING TIGHT, GOODIS.

WILL YOU JUST TAKE THE DAY OFF AND
BE A NORMAL TEENAGE GIRL FOR ONCE?!

FOR SERIOUS? HE HUNG UP ON ME.

THAT'S JUST GREAT.

MM... AT LEAST NOW YOU
DON'T HAVE TO SLUM IT

WITH TEDDY AND THE BLING RING.

DRACO MALFOY AND
THE SLYTHERINS?

SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, RIGHT?

WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
YOU CAN'T BE HERE,

IT VIOLATES MY
PROBATION. RELAX.

JUST WANNA KNOW WHEN WE'RE
HITTING THE APARTMENT.

WE'RE NOT. THE COPS ARE ON IT.

I'M SORRY, AM I IN
THE WRONG PLACE HERE?

I WAS LOOKING FOR THE
BADASS FROM LAST NIGHT.

OH, TAKE A HINT.
SHE WANTS YOU GONE.

I DON'T THINK SHE KNOWS
WHAT SHE WANTS, BRO.

SERIOUSLY, D, I'M NOT BUYING
THIS WHOLE GOOD GIRL ACT.

I'M NOT SELLING IT. NAH...

FROM THE LOOKS OF IT
YOU'RE ALL SOLD OUT.

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT ME, TEDDY.

DON'T I?!

LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE
STUCK HERE RIGHT NOW,

BUT IF YOU HAD THE CHOICE,
THE DYLAN BLAKE I KNOW

WOULDN'T BE SLUMMING IT WITH
THE SESAME STREET GANG HERE.

THIS ISN'T YOU.

AND IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE
YOU COME BACK TO YOUR REAL FRIENDS.

YOU JUST NEED THE
RIGHT MOTIVATION.

WHAT A TOOL.

DYLAN.

HARD TO BELIEVE YOU WERE
EVER THAT SMALL, HUH?

SOMETIMES I FORGET I
ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE IT.

SO I GUESS THAT ONE'S ME?
THE BAD SEED OVER THERE.

NO, YOU WERE A
REALLY GOOD BABY.

YOU NEVER CRIED.

I USED TO WORRY
SOMETHING WAS WRONG,

BUT YOU WERE JUST GOOD...

YOU STILL ARE.

YOU JUST LOST YOUR
WAY FOR A WHILE.

I'M REALLY GLAD
TO HAVE YOU BACK.

- HE'S JUST A KID.
- KIDS DON'T LIKE ME.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T SEE WHY WE HAVE TO
ASSESS A BUNCH OF DAY CAMPERS ANYWAY.

THEIR BUS WAS ONLY
IN A FENDER BENDER.

HEY, AIDAN.

IT'S A... IT'S A
PRETTY BIG BUMP.

DO YOU WANNA TELL ME
HOW YOU HURT YOUR HEAD?

OH...

CAN YOU... OPEN YOUR
EYES REALLY WIDE FOR ME?

NO, I SAID OPEN
YOUR- OH, I SEE.

OKAY, UM...

HOW ABOUT THIS? WANNA
SEE SOMETHING COOL?

SEE THAT EYE CHART BEHIND ME?
I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.

E-F-P-T-O-Z-L-P-E-D.

AND YOU DON'T CARE.

ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, AND
YOU ARE GOOD TO GO.

NURSE APRIL'S GONNA TAKE
YOU BACK TO YOUR TEACHER.

YOU WANNA DO ONE OF THESE?

OH! ALL RIGHT. GET OUTTA HERE.

WAIT, HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

BELIEVE IT OR
NOT, KIDS LIKE ME.

I FIND A WAY TO BOND
WITH THEM. IT TRIED THAT!

I READ MY KID THE
SNELLEN CHART.

OKAY, THAT'S... NOT
WHAT I WAS THINKING.

OBSERVE.

HEY.

- HEY.
- LET'S SEE HERE...

HEY.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
THAT CUT ON YOUR ARM.

NOW THIS IS ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT,
AND WHAT IT'S GONNA DO,

IT'S GONNA PREVENT
INFECTION, OKAY?

AND THIS BANDAGE HERE, IT'S
GONNA HELP BOND THE SKIN.

YOU ARE GONNA REGENERATE
IN NO TIME, KID.

JUST LIKE WOLVERINE.

HUH. I CAN DO THAT.

OKAY.

UM...

OH NO. OH... NO.

UH... YOU OKAY?

YOU SEEMED PRETTY RATTLED
BY YOUR BLAST FROM THE PAST.

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.

TALK? ABOUT FEELINGS?

IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T
KNOW ME AT ALL.

I THINK WE SHOULD CHANGE
THAT. LIKE... TONIGHT.

IS THAT YOUR WAY
OF ASKING ME OUT?

DO YOU HAVE A
PROBLEM WITH THAT?

WELL, I MEAN, TIMING'S
A LITTLE SUSPECT.

TEDDY SHOWS UP AND YOU'RE
HOT ON ME ALL OF A SUDDEN?

OKAY, TO BE FAIR, I WAS
NEVER NOT HOT ON YOU.

TEDDY CAN SAY WHATEVER HE
WANTS, BUT I KNOW WHO I AM

AND WHO I WANT TO
SPEND MY TIME WITH.

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

GOT THE CONDO TO
OURSELVES TONIGHT.

WE CAN ORDER A PIZZA,
STREAM A MOVIE...

GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
UH, YEAH, I'M IN.

NO PIZZA. I'LL MAKE US DINNER.

BREAKFAST FOR DINNER. HOW
DO YOU FEEL ABOUT PANCAKES?

I LOVE PANCAKES.

AND YOU SAID I DON'T
KNOW YOU AT ALL.

HMM.

SO I'M THINKING IF WE
FINISH UP EARLY TONIGHT,

MY BUDDY'S BAND IS
OPENING A SHOW DOWNTOWN.

IT'S GONNA BE RAMMED,
BUT... I CAN GET US IN.

LINE BYPASS. NO
COVER. NO DELINQUENTS.

SHHH... MORE KISSING.

AND LET'S JUST STAY HERE
WHERE WE CAN BE ALONE.

YOU'RE EMBARRASSED OF ME.
I'M YOUR MOPED, AREN'T I?

- MY WHAT?
- YOUR MOPED.

FUN FOR FOOLING AROUND AS
LONG AS NOBODY SEES YOU.

NO, THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL.

WHAT IS IT THEN? WHY
DON'T YOU WANNA GO?

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

- GUESS I'LL GO WITH A
GIRL WHO DOESN'T SUCK.

THAT! THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHY!

WHAT? WHAT'RE YOU
EVEN- AH, WHATEVER.

I'LL TAKE SOMEONE ELSE.
CHECK YOUR PAGER FEED LATER.

I'LL BE POSTING
THROUGHOUT MY WHOLE DATE.

SO DO WE HAVE A
TRUCE NOW OR WHAT?

HEY, YOU KNOW, I WAS MINDING
MY OWN BUSINESS, OKAY,

TRYING TO MAKE A
PANCAKE BRONTOSAURUS,

WHEN YOU DECIDED TO GET
ALL CUTE WITH THE FLOUR.

I MEAN, WHO EVEN DOES THAT?

WHAT CAN I SAY? I GUESS
I JUST WANNA BE BAD.

YEAH, ABOUT THAT. I MEAN...

LOOK, WHAT'S PAST IS PAST. I DON'T WANNA
GRILL YOU ABOUT YOUR EX-BOYFRIENDS,

BUT... WELL, IF YOU
EVER WANNA TALK...

ME AND TEDDY ARE
OVER. HE WAS...

WHEN MY DAD DISAPPEARED,
I WAS HURT AND ANGRY.

AND I NEEDED SOMEWHERE
TO PUT THE PAIN.

TEDDY WAS GOOD FOR THAT.
HE DIDN'T ASK QUESTIONS.

HE DIDN'T CONSTANTLY CHECK TO
SEE IF I WAS ALL RIGHT OR NOT.

HE JUST LET ME
BE NOT ALL RIGHT.

HE... I DUNNO. IT FEELS
LIKE ANCIENT HISTORY NOW.

WHY DON'T WE JUST
FOCUS ON THE FUTURE?

I CAN DO THAT.

FUTURE'S LOOKING
PRETTY GOOD TONIGHT.

EXCEPT FOR...

IT'S A VIDEO
MESSAGE FROM TEDDY.

AND THE PAST REARS
ITS UGLY HEAD.

YOU KNOW, D, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT YOU AND ME ALL DAY.

WE'VE GOT A LOT OF UNFINISHED
BUSINESS TO DEAL WITH. TONIGHT.

- WOO!

THE LOFT... THEY
BROKE IN WITHOUT ME.

SO ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS GIVE ME A CALL

AND I'LL BUZZ YOU UP.

HOW'S THAT FOR THE
RIGHT MOTIVATION?

WAIT, WAIT. DYLAN,
NO. COME ON! WAIT!

HEY!

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT
TEDDY WANTS, OKAY?

THAT VIDEO COULD BE A SET-UP.

AND WHAT IF IT'S MY DAD'S LOFT?

HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE,
SICK AND SCARED.

HE NEEDS MY HELP. GOODIS
SAID TO SIT TIGHT.

HE ALSO SAID HE
CAN'T DO ANYTHING

UNTIL THERE'S
SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY.

SO I NEED TO FIND
SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS.

THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING ALONE.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T EVEN
TRY TO TALK ME OUT OF THIS.

WELCOME BACK TO THE DARK SIDE.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD,
BRO, BUT, UH, NO PLUS ONES.

DON'T BE A PUNK.

OMIGOD! AGGGHHHH!
I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME.

OH, IT'LL JUST BE
LIKE OLD TIMES!

YEAH, SOME THINGS
NEVER CHANGE.

- WHO'S THE CUTIE?
- UH, RAYNA, WES. WES, RAYNA.

- WANNA HAVE SOME FUN?
- I DUNNO.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING
ENOUGH FUN FOR THE BOTH OF US.

DYLAN, I LIKE HIM.

THAT MAKES ONE OF US.

YEAH!

OKAY, SO HERE'S THE PLAN.

YOU HANG BACK AND MINGLE, AND
I'M GONNA GO SNOOP AROUND,

AND MAKE SURE THEY
DON'T DESTROY THE PLACE.

AIDAN?!

AIDAN!

AIDAN!

WHEN YOU'RE DONE ADMIRING YOURSELF,
YOU STILL GOT THAT KID TO DEAL WITH.

- WHAT?
- MAYBE GO CHECK WHERE YOU LEFT HIM.

OH, THANK GOD, AIDAN!
I THOUGHT I LOST YOU.

I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALL
RIGHT. ARE YOU NUTS?

YOU COULD'VE PASSED OUT.
YOU COULD'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!

OH, I THOUGHT I WAS
IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.

OH, HEY... ARE YOU AFRAID
YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE

IF YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?

HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?

I BUMPED MY HEAD
ON THE BUS WINDOW.

I WAS STANDING ON THE SEAT
AND I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO.

I WON'T TELL ANYONE.
I PROMISE, 'KAY?

ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY.

OMIGOD! YOU SCARED ME!

OH, SORRY. IT'S MY FIRST DAY.

UM, I WAS LOOKING
FOR THE ELEVATORS.

OH, UM... OUT THAT
DOOR, TO YOUR RIGHT.

HUH. I GUESS I...
GOT TURNED AROUND.

YEAH, I GUESS.

I GOTTA PEE.

REMIND ME AGAIN WHY
YOU BROUGHT THIS LOSER?

THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE OUR THING.

HE'S NOT A LOSER.

I'M NOT HERE FOR YOU,
THIS IS MY THING.

OH, I GET IT. THIS
IS ABOUT YOUR DAD.

WHAT IS THIS? LIKE A SECRET
LOVE NEST OR SOMETHING?

YO, YOU GUYS EVER
TRY ANTI-PSYCHS?

DON'T TAKE THOSE!

EASY, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M
GONNA FOAM AT THE MOUTH.

I WAS RIGHT! THIS IS
MY DAD'S HIDING SPOT.

LOOK, IT'S HIS PRESCRIPTION.

HARD EVIDENCE. THIS IS CRAZY.

NO, I KNOW. THIS IS THE CLOSEST
I'VE EVER BEEN TO THE TRUTH.

I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA CRY.

NO. NO, DON'T-DON'T CRY NOW.
YOU CAN CRY LATER, OKAY?

WE JUST- WE HAVE
TO GET OUT OF HERE.

NO. NO, NO, NO.

THIS WHOLE THING IS STARTING
TO FEEL A WHOLE LOT WORSE

THAN JUST SOME STUPID AFFAIR.

I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T-
I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT,

IT JUST- IT FEELS BIGGER.

I NEED A FEW MOMENTS IN HERE,
ALONE, TO FIGURE THIS OUT.

GOOD LUCK SHUTTING DOWN THE PARTY.
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?

EVERYONE OUT OR I'M
CALLING THE COPS!

I MEAN IT, TEDDY. I DON'T
WANNA DO THIS, BUT I WILL.

TEDDY, FORGET HER. LET'S GO.

SHE'S BLUFFING. THE DYLAN BLAKE I
KNOW WOULDN'T SELL OUT HER FRIENDS.

YEAH, WELL, THAT GIRL'S GONE.

I TOOK THE FALL FOR YOU ONCE,
BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO IT AGAIN.

SO WHY DON'T YOU DO WHAT
YOU DO BEST, AND BAIL.

YEAH, JUST LEAVE
WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE? I
REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU...

AND I REALLY DON'T LIKE
THE NEW DYLAN BLAKE EITHER.

I DON'T NEED YOU TO.

I'D LIKE TO REPORT
A BREAK AND ENTER.

METAL FACTORY LOFTS, UNIT 202.

YOU NEED TO HURRY.
THEY'RE STILL HERE.

YEAH, NICE TRY.

THERE'S NO ONE
EVEN ON THE PHONE.

OFFICERS ARE ON THEIR WAY.

YOU SAY THEY'RE STILL
IN THE BUILDING?

HELLO! YOU STILL THERE?

CAN YOU TELL ME
HOW MANY THERE ARE?

I HOPE YOUR DAD'S DEAD.

ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST ONE GUY. I KNOW
WHO IT IS, TOO. HE GOES TO MY SCHOOL.

- DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, DYLAN.
- HIS NAME'S TEDDY RALSTON

AND HIS PARENTS OWN
HOMEVAULT SECURITY. NO!

HE STEALS THE SECURITY CODES!

HEY! OPEN UP! YOU'VE BEEN
DRIVING ME NUTS ALL NIGHT!

WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?!
OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!

TEDDY, IT'S OVER! LET'S GO!

YOU'RE DEAD, DYLAN!
YOU'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD!

- COME ON!
- HEY! HEY!

HEY! WHAT THE HELL'S
YOUR PROBLEM?!

HERE!

GO, GO, GO. GO.

YOU OKAY?

POLICE, WE'RE COMING IN!

SIR, I NEED YOU TO
STOP WALKING NOW.

IT'S OKAY, I LIVE IN THE
APARTMENT DOWNSTAIRS.

- GET DOWN ON THE GROUND- -
WE HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERE NOW!

I DON'T HAVE THE PILLS.

WE CAN JUST TELL THEM
IT'S MY DAD'S LOFT.

THE PILLS PROVE HE WAS HERE, THEY
DON'T PROVE THAT THIS PLACE IS HIS.

IT JUST LOOKS LIKE WE BROKE
IN. I MEAN, WE SORT OF DID!

DO YOU REALLY WANNA ROLL
THAT DICE WITH THE COPS?

NO. THE FIRE ESCAPE.
IT'S OUR ONLY SHOT.

- HEY! WHO'S IN THERE!
- IT'S STUCK.

- THIS IS THE POLICE!

UNLOCK THE DOOR AND COME
OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

WE'RE COMING IN!

WHAT THE HELL?

ARE YOU GONNA
REFOLLOW ME, OR WHAT?

NOT NOW, JARED.
DYLAN HAS A STALKER.

SHE'S NOT ANSWERING HER
PHONE, AND NEITHER IS WES.

OH, HERE WE GO. MORE DRAMA
FROM "THE GIRL WHO LIVED."

I'M NOT GONNA BE YOUR MOPED.

OH MY GOD, YOU'RE
NOT MY MOPED.

YOU'RE MORE LIKE
A MEAN RINGTONE.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU
WANNA BE MY BOYFRIEND,

YOU NEED TO BE WAY
NICER. LIKE, AS A PERSON.

WELL...

OBVIOUSLY I'M SORRY.

CLEARLY, I WANNA
BE YOUR BOYFRIEND.

ALSO, THE GIRL IN THE
PHOTO WAS MY COUSIN.

THANK YOU.

REFOLLOWED.

OKAY. NOW CAN YOU HELP
ME WITH THIS DYLAN THING?

YOU'RE TIRED. YOUR EYES
ARE PLAYING TRICKS ON YOU.

SETH, IT WAS ME. I
WAS SIX YEARS OLD,

I WAS IN THIS HOSPITAL,
AND I WAS CRYING.

WHAT IF I'M SCHIZOPHRENIC?

HEY... LET'S NOT
JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.

WELL, MY DAD IS. I'M THE
RIGHT AGE. I'M HALLUCINATING.

LONDON!

YOU NEED TO TAKE A
LOOK AT THIS PHOTO.

SOME SKETCHY NURSE IS LEAVING
THREATENING NOTES FOR DYLAN.

THAT WOMAN'S NOT A NURSE.
SHE WAS MY PATIENT.

I RAN EVERY TEST, BUT THERE
WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER.

NO, NO, NO. THERE'S DEFINITELY
SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS CHICK.

WELL, SHE KEPT
ASKING ABOUT MY DAD,

IF HE HAD CONTACTED ME.

SHE MENTIONED DYLAN.

SOUNDS LIKE A STALKER TO ME.

- WHERE IS DYLAN NOW?
- SHE'S NOT ANSWERING HER PHONE.

SHE AND WES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT
YOUR PLACE HAVING SOME ALONE TIME.

YEAH, WELL, THEY'RE
ABOUT TO GET INTERRUPTED.

- THAT WAS INSANE!

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ACTUALLY
MADE IT OUT OF THERE.

GOD, YOU SHOULD FEEL GOOD. I MEAN,
YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT YOUR DAD.

IF HE SHOWS UP,
GOODIS WILL FIND HIM.

THANKS FOR COMING.

YOU DON'T NEED TO THANK ME.

I AM SORRY MY TORTURED PAST
RUINED OUR NIGHT THOUGH.

RUINED? THE BEST
NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

COME ON, A LITTLE...
DANGER, SOME INTRIGUE,

SOME ROMANCE, YOU KNOW-

- WE SHOULD GO INSIDE.
- YES WE SHOULD.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

NO! DON'T! STOP!

- STOP! DON'T! STOP!

DID YOU REALLY THINK I
WAS GONNA LET THIS GO?

THERE'S PROBABLY POLICE STANDING
OUTSIDE MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

IF I'M GOING TO JAIL, I'M
GETTING REVENGE FIRST.

THIS ONE'S ON YOU!

- NO! STOP!

- WHAT THE HELL?
- GET OFF OF THEM! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER!

GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

HAVE FUN IN JAIL, TEDDY!

LONDON! HELP!

I'M CALLING THE COPS.

AND GET AN AMBULANCE!