Nip/Tuck (2003–2010): Season 5, Episode 5 - Chaz Darling - full transcript

Previously on Nip
/ Tuck... Oh, God.

I'm not here because
you're perfect.

I'm here because you're you.

I think we should get married.

- How do you know that girl?
- She's Olivia's daughter.

What's your real fear, Sean?

That I'll corrupt Annie?

Or that I'll corrupt you?

I've left Kimber, Dad.
And I've taken the baby.

Did you get it?

$300 worth courtesy
of my two dads.



Olivia said the only way
I'd get you out of my system

was to sleep with you.

I guess she was right.

This LA traffic, I'll tell you.

I'm sorry I'm late, Mr. Darling.

Call me Chaz.

And you have nothing
to apologize for, Doctor.

You did not tell me he was
bringing sexy back that hard.

Eden, this is a surprise.

Oh, well, I know
it's Chaz's consult,

but I had to come
support my BGF.

- Best Gay Friend.
- Yeah, well, every girl needs one.

Of course, I started
out as her stylist

and fashion consultant, so...



Does Sean know you're here?

Oh, I thought we could
keep this our little secret.

Show McDreamy why we came today.

The left one was normal
until I was, like, 15.

Then, I don't know. It just,
like, got all Britney on me.

Hormones during puberty
can affect nipple growth,

cause them to enlarge.

It's not uncommon.

In my world, it is. I mean,
I won't go to the beach

or sit by the pool, or
wear button-downs.

Not even if they're Marc Jacobs.

That's where you come in.

I'd be happy to help.

Dr. Hickey is an excellent plastic
surgeon down in Santa Monica.

Good luck.

I show you my shame
and you're kicking me out?

Go get me a Perrier.
I'll handle this, okay?

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

I know all about you and just
because my partner is a pushover

when it comes to cockteasers
like yourself doesn't mean that I am.

So, take your spoiled little rich
girl attitude and your best gay freak

and go to somebody who cares.

You don't even know me

and you'll kick me out just
based on what Sean says?

You two must be good friends
to show that kind of loyalty.

No wonder he'd be devastated
to find out you slept with Julia.

I know about your little
tryst with Julia, Dr. Troy.

This thing about
living with dykes,

they're always
sharing their emotions

where us spoiled little
rich kids can overhear.

Personally, I'm disappointed.

See, I thought all it would
take was some good dick

to pull her back
to the hetero side

but I guess you fell
short in that regard.

You don't wanna play
this game with me.

I don't play by the same rules as
Sean. You're gonna get yourself hurt.

Like a spanking?

Look, we both want
the same thing, right?

To help our friends.

All you have to do is one
little surgery, free of charge.

Say, tomorrow morning?

Otherwise I will
tell Sean everything

and then we'll see what
kind of pushover he really is.

Make me beautiful

Make me

A perfect soul A perfect mind

A perfect face

A perfect lie

Hey, you said we cooked it all.

We did.

Just trying to visualize
our next score.

It's The Secret.

It's this book, I read it. I read it,
like, three times when you were out.

It's... The universe works
through laws of attraction.

When you put it out to the
world, something you want,

instead of focusing on what
you don't then it comes to you.

It's like a magnet.

Do you wanna try it?

I told you. It works, it worked.

Did you feel the universe
calling you like a magnet just now?

Yeah, she means did
you bring the meth?

- Money first, remember?
- Right.

We don't have it.

It sucks for you.

Wait, no! No, no,
no. Wait a second.

Maybe you and I could work
out some kind of payment plan.

The world is impotently abundant

and maybe you could
just visualize something

that you want.

Yeah, I know what I want.

I want some of that back-door
action like I seen in your movies.

Give me that, I give
you the whole rock.

Ass for cash.

Well, do you want

straight sex or
do you want anal?

Here's your back door, asshole.

You are not screwing
him for money!

- Jesus, baby.
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Honey, you are worth
so much more than that.

I'm sorry, I know.

I think I know where we
can get some real cash.

Do you realize what
this is doing to us?

You've put Julia and I in a
very uncomfortable position.

Maybe you're just using
the wrong dildo, Mom.

Besides, you're the one that taught
me to use my brain to get what I want.

Blackmail is not
using your brain, Eden.

It is a criminal act.

- You say tomato...
- You're going to apologize to Christian

and then you're gonna promise me you're
never gonna make a threat like that again.

I'm 18. I make my own decisions.

There's nothing you
can do about that.

I don't know what else I can do.

I mean, the more I interfere,
the worse she seems to behave.

You know, maybe we
should just tell Sean ourselves.

You know, he's
getting remarried.

Doesn't care about me anymore.

This isn't about you, Julia,
this is about me and Sean.

Our friendship barely survived
the last time he found out.

He'll never forgive me now.

If you tell Sean, I'll
never forgive you.

Fine, I won't say a word.

If you dump the
Witch of Eastwick.

Is that what this is about?

It's either you or Julia?

She's not even gay, Mom.

How can you stand to be
with someone who's living a lie?

Nice try, guys. Didn't work.

Come on, all this estrogen, you
can't control one little teenager?

I just don't know where
I went wrong with her.

Where all this venom came from.

Sean's the innocent in all this.

- What's she look like?
- What?

The woman you
were fantasizing about,

because you definitely
weren't with me just then.

Of course, I was.

Yeah, if you're gonna
fantasize about somebody else

at least have the balls
to admit it. I'm not stupid.

Kate, what?

- I'm sorry, you are amazing.
- Yeah.

I just had this

image in my head.

My wife and I were
married almost 20 years.

The last 10 years?

- The sex was...
- You know what?

I'm not Julia, okay?

I'm not interested in having
mutual masturbation sessions

for the rest of our lives.

You know what
dooms relationships?

It is not money, it is
not sex, it is secrets.

And you of all people
should know that.

Look, if I'm gonna marry you,

I wanna know everything
that turns you on.

It's that honesty that's gonna keep
us together, it's not gonna pull us apart.

Well,

I was thinking
about a schoolgirl.

She's wearing this
little uniform, no panties.

And she's such a bad little
whore she needs a spanking.

- That too much?
- No! No, no. No, no, it's...

- No? You said...
- No, it's good.

I know, I know, it's good.

I feel closer, don't you?

- Yeah. Definitely.
- I do. Okay.

You know, I got, like,
a 3:00 a.m. call so...

I'm gonna... I'm
gonna go to sleep.

- Oh, yeah, me, too.
- You know?

So...

Hi, Daddy.

What are you doing here?

Just haunting your
friend, my doctor.

What the hell is wrong with you?

You know how I feel about her
and you still went behind my back?

I'm assuming you're
talking about Eden.

Who the hell else
would I be talking about?

And don't tell me
you slept with her

because that would end this
partnership right here, right now.

What exactly did she tell you?

That you agreed to
fix her friend for free?

Chaz is a stylist
to the stars, okay?

He's got a huge client list

and he's gonna send
referrals our way, all right?

Look, you got this great
gig with the TV show.

I'm just trying to do the most
with my opportunities, okay?

Is that why you're really angry?

I mean, you're acting like a
jealous boyfriend right now.

If I'm surfing
your turf, baby...

Don't be ridiculous.

And don't ever lie
to me like that again.

"Best Girl-on-Girl, 2005.

"Lady and the Tramps."
Weren't you up for that one?

Oh, God, those were the days.

Somebody in this
room call for a plumber?

Why yes, I did.

Are you here to fix my pipes?

Oh, I don't know. I might have to
just probe around a little bit first, miss.

See what I can find.

Well,

probe away.

With pleasure.

- Remember that shoot? Oh, my God.
- Yes, I remember that shoot.

Plumbers and Dykes. Still our
number-one seller of all times.

- Is it really?
- Yes, it is. Hand to God.

Doesn't surprise me.

Ram, this is my husband, Matt.

Yeah, hi, and her manager.

- Hey, nice to meet you.
- Yeah, nice to meet you, too.

Here, why don't you sit
down? Come on, take a load off.

- Who's that?
- This is Jenna.

Jenna?

I was really happy when
you called me, Kimmy.

So how you been? Where you been?

What's been going on?

Excuse me. What is
the matter with her?

Why is she doing this?

I don't know. I think she
might need a new diaper.

Well, I don't have a diaper.

- Yeah, well, we don't have any.
- Hey.

Let me help.

Hey, baby!

Come on in here. I
got a live one for you.

- My wife runs the day care center.
- You have a day care center here?

We're very, very
family-friendly these days.

Busty, this is my old friend,
Kimmy, and her husband, Matt.

Oh, my God.

Kimber Henry!

Wow.

You're, like, an idol of mine.

I think the little girl
needs a diaper change.

You mind seeing if you could
handle that while we talk shop?

Oh, sweetie.

So, where were we, huh?

How would you like to
double your sales this quarter?

I want back in the business.

You know, just a few choice
titles, nothing too raunchy.

You know, provided
there's an advance involved.

That's a very... That's a
very tempting offer, really.

It really is,

but I don't think you're ready.

Are you kidding?

Ram, I could saddle
up this afternoon.

You need to kick the meth, hon.

I can see the signs, the
weight loss, the bad skin.

All that stuff shows
up on camera.

It's very, very bad for
my company's image.

Matt, last time I saw this young
lady she was on top of the world.

What the hell happened to her?

I got mixed up in a church, Ram.

And they took all of our money

and I'm not proud of it.

You know I've always
been that kind of person

who is on a search for something

that makes me feel
special and complete.

The church didn't make
those feelings go away.

And then I got
pregnant and I got so fat.

So a friend of mine said,

"Kimber, do meth
for a couple weeks.

"I lost 20 pounds." So I did.

And I lost the weight,

but when it was time to quit,

I didn't want to.

I'd finally found something
to take the pain away.

Look, man,

we just really need a
break right now, okay?

I mean, can you
help a friend out?

Kimmy, I tell you what.

What do you say we give
your hubby there a shot?

I saw the pregnancy video you
guys did online. It was very, very good.

You got talent, and besides,

you're packing a fire hose
down there and that's marketable.

Matt making adult films makes
absolutely no sense, Ram.

You know that. There's
no money in it for men,

only women make money.

Hey, time out.

You are talking
about straight porn.

First Time Fairies is a
very, very hot title for us.

We just lost one of our leads,
got sidelined with syphilis.

You'd be on the bottom,
and that twink-chic look

works very, very
well for this genre.

Shoots tomorrow,
pays five grand.

You interested?

Mr. Forrest, tell us what
you don't like about yourself.

Oh, I really don't do
the self-hate thing.

You know, my calf's too
small, my nose too big, no.

It's not my nature.

I have legitimate medical
issues. That's why I'm here.

Probably better if I
just show you, right?

- Wow.
- What did that?

A tiger?

Well, Mrs. Decker's certainly
a wild animal in the sack.

I'm guessing
Mr. Decker doesn't know

what Mrs. Decker's been
doing with her fingernails lately.

Oh, Chuck was there
when it happened.

He watched the whole thing.

Swingers party.

And I have a party
coming up next week.

I was hoping I'd be
mostly back to form by then.

So this is a weekly thing, then?

About two, three
times a month, yeah.

I'm sort of like the host.

How long have you and your
wife been involved with the lifestyle?

No! No, no, I'm not married.

Well, from my experience,
swingers clubs are couples only.

Well, ours is
a little different.

We mix.

Couples, singles.

Mostly white middle-aged
moms and their husbands

with other young, successful
black men like myself.

So these couples come just
so you and your friends can...

Be exploited?

Balding white males paying young
black studs to bang their wives.

Doesn't that sound
like exploitation to you?

Nobody said anything
about getting paid.

I mean, we all pay dues
to belong to the club.

White and black.

I don't get it.

You're young, successful, you
can have any woman you want.

I'm a lawyer.

Most women I meet in this
town, all they see is a wallet.

When you try to
have sex with them...

You get a hold of those

40-year-old soccer
moms, though...

Wow.

Still got the baby weight on
them from having three kids.

Best part is,
when it's all over,

she and her husband
can't thank you enough.

Now think about it.

You love your lady, you
wanna see her happy,

and I just gave
her five orgasms.

Doesn't everybody win?

Oh, man.

Yeah, she must be going through
a growth spurt. She's getting so...

Whoa, what are you doing?

Hey, I found loose
change. Will you help me?

When I walk, I can feel it.

There's like three or four
quarters right under here.

It's, like, right here. Help me.

Yeah, I'm gonna
feed Jenna first.

Where's the baby
formula, Kimber?

Did I not ask you
to go to the store?

What did you do with
the cash that I gave you?

Hey, there it is. No,
let me see your eyes.

Oh, great, you smoked it.

You smoked it.

I'm sorry.

I needed a little bit
to get me through.

I'd have saved it for you
but the shit burns fast.

Damn it, Matt, don't make
me feel bad, just help me.

Help me pull up the carpet.
There's money under here.

Please.

Come on.

Why are you sitting
there? Help me.

There's money here.

Fuck. God!

Hadn't offered me that money,
I wouldn't have gotten here.

But you couldn't. Stupid,
stupid Jenna just...

Hey, where you going?

Ram said they have a day care.
They can watch Jenna while I work.

Kate?

Kate's not here, Mr. McNamara.

Oh, look, I'm the only
girl in detention today.

I see...

You must have been a very bad
girl to have to stay after school.

Oh, I was, Mr. McNamara.

I was very bad.

And what is it you did?

I forgot to wear panties.

Are you gonna spank me now?

You've got a really great ass.

It's too bad I can't see more
of it when we're having sex,

but I guess that'd be
mechanically impossible, huh?

Oh, I don't know.

A few more twists on those
positions we did earlier,

it might be possible.

Thank you.

God, that was the most
fun I've had in years.

A little surprised though.

I thought hearing that fantasy
the other day turned you off.

Well, I was a
little intimidated,

but then I thought,
"Kate, you brought it up.

"So put your money
where your mouth is." Right?

I mean, it's not like you
wanted to have sex with

an albino amputee
or anything, right?

Well, what if I did want to have
sex with an albino amputee?

Then what would you do?

Whatever I could
to make you happy.

Because I love you.

Wanna hear
something really wild?

This guy came into the office.

Very good-looking guy,
30s, African-American.

He needed to get these
scratches on his back fixed.

Turns out he throws
interracial parties.

Now, this is where
white couples go

so the wives can have
sex with young black men

while the husbands watch.

Wow.

- Right? Insane, right?
- Yeah.

I mean, can you imagine
anybody wanting to do that?

You can?

Well, I don't know, watching
you watch me get off?

That's kind of hot,
don't you think?

- Yeah.
- Wait, wait. Hey, Sean.

I thought we were gonna
be honest with each other

about this kind of stuff, right?

Yeah.

Well, I mean, I can't help it if
my fantasy happens to have

a handsome black guy in it.

Makes me hot. What can I say?

These burgers are so good.

Yeah.

Really amazing.

Okay, your eyes closed?

Yes, and the
suspense is killing me.

Okay, imagine you're
the doorman at Teddy's.

And this walks up.

I hope you didn't valet already.

What size is that again?

It's a zero. You picked it out.

Yeah, see, the new size to
be seen in is a negative two.

You're busting out
at the seams, sweetie.

Sorry, am I interrupting Extreme
Makeover: Whore Edition?

Okay, let's see what you got.

Sutures look good,
no sign of infection.

I think we're all good.

Okay, so, we made a deal.

You can leave now.

You're right, we made a deal.

You do one surgery and
I keep my mouth shut.

But that's not the
surgery I had in mind.

Lunchtime lipo's a fairly easy procedure.
I need a little done around the waist.

It's the only way, sweetie.

You're joking, right?

Yeah. Wanna see the punchline?

Truth be told, when I
overheard the skank

tell my mom about your
little one night stand,

wasn't so much me eavesdropping

as it was checking the tape

in the camera I hid
in their bedroom.

What is this?

A download I know
you're just dying to see.

Yes. Oh, yes.

Whole video's about 20 minutes long,
but I think I'll only post the last five.

It's the part where
Mom gets Julia to come.

Here it is, watch.

Well? Better than Christian?

Oh, much better, honey.

The new deal is lipo,

or this gets posted on the
web where Sean can see it,

Annie can see it and
your pasty little Julia can...

You stupid little shit.

I bruise easy, Doctor.

So take a deep breath and think
about what your options here really are.

A local anesthetic in your
back will numb the pain,

but if you feel discomfort,

Liz can always give you
a bullet to bite down on.

Or use my mallet and
knock you unconscious.

Whatever floats your boat.

Fingernail tip.

Still has some polish on it.

We have to pass a new rule for
the club. No press-on nails at parties.

Too dangerous.

You might want to
get a blood panel, too.

I've already done that.

Every member of the club
has to submit an STD test.

- You make it sound so...
- Insane?

- Sorry about that.
- No, it's okay.

I'm not ashamed of it.

How did you get involved
with this world to begin with?

If I can ask.

Well, I was at a bar.

Got picked up by
this hot older woman

and we get to her house, she
introduces me to her husband.

Little weird at first,
but we go there.

Then one day she asked me if I
had any friends who'd be interested

and things took off from there.

The other couples that...

Yeah?

The other couples
who show up now,

say someone didn't wanna actually
have relations with someone...

You mean, if they
could just watch?

Like out of curiosity, yeah.

We get that all the time.

All newcomers just wanna check out
the scene before they commit anyhow.

Mostly, they're looking
to recharge their sex life.

Recharge, huh?

How long have you
been with your woman?

How's the pain
level, Mr. Forrest?

Fine, thanks.

The pain level's great.

We're good, Liz.

Hey, Matt, everything
come out all right?

Yeah, I guess.

I've never done one of
those enema things before.

They're a pain in the ass,
but you get used to them.

Here, let me show you the set.

Get a chance to look at the
script? You know the setup, right?

Yeah, my name's Ricky boy.

I'm here for stealing a car.

And there's a strip
search involved.

Jonny!

Want you to meet your costar.
Great guy, very professional.

Hey, I'm Matt.

Nice to meet you.

I gotta break this guy or what?

I'm a little worried about this.

Matt.

Hey, now, what
are you doing here?

I told you, Jenna's
with Busty. She's fine.

Ram, I need a minute with him.

Yeah, hang on. Look,
you got 10 minutes.

I booked a foot fetish shoot
on this stage from 3:00 to 6:00.

- All right? Ten minutes.
- Okay.

Boys, remember, we gotta swap
these sets up soon as little Matty's done.

Get dressed now.

I am not letting you do this.

Oh, so it's okay for
you but not for me.

I was a queen in this business.

I made seven figures a year.

What're you making? Five
grand to be a sloppy bottom?

There's nothing worse than that.

No, I'll tell you what's worse, no
money and a rent that is way past due.

What other choice do
we have at this point?

I called the church.

Now, they have offered
to take care of us again.

And if we agree to a
purification rundown

and go to NarcAnon,

they're willing to reinstate us.

Now, I told them we'd swing
by first thing in the morning.

I just want to be a good father and
a good husband, Kimber, that's all.

But you are, you are.

Come here.

God.

Come on, can we get out of here?

- Yeah.
- This place is disgusting.

You need to peel
this like prosciutto,

take an inch off each side,

and then, then you'll
be runway ready.

What do you think
about my boobs?

I was thinking about
going up a cup size,

like, you know, just to make
myself better like all the other girls.

Fake tits are so '97.

All guys want are abs and hips.

A sense of humor and good
family genes don't hurt either.

But I can't help you there.

I need a moment with
my patient, Hubcap Nip.

Shouldn't you be in scrubs?

We have to get this done
before Sean gets here.

We'll be done long before that.

- What's this?
- Phentermine. Heard of it?

A prescription diet pill?

Any tweenie with an Internet
connection and their mother's credit card

can get a month's
supply from Canada.

Not this kind. It's
compounded with Zonegran.

Much more effective and
completely unavailable

without a doctor's prescription.

It'll make you lose
weight faster, feel better,

and it's got a hip factor of 10.

You trying to buy
me off, Doctor?

No, this is trying
to buy you off.

Xanax for the anxiety
that you clearly have

and Percocet to bring you down
after a good night's clubbing.

All right?

Each with one free refill.

You don't need lipo, all right?

The ounces you wanna lose?

These pills are gonna
do the job. Okay?

And quite frankly, Sean
is getting a little suspicious,

so we're gonna
have to compromise.

Two free refills.

And I never see you
around this office again?

My own Dr. Feelgood.

I like it.

You sure you wanna do this?

We're only here to
watch anyway, right?

Yeah.

Okay, you really think no one's
gonna recognize me from the show?

'Cause I'll put this on.

I was told there's a code
of silence at these things.

- Yeah.
- I think it's okay.

Okay.

Let's do this.

Hey, you know what? We
should have a safe word.

A what?

You know, a word in case
one of us gets uncomfortable

and wants to go, we'll say
something like, "Big Wheel."

It's a word that a dominatrix would use
with her clients so that nobody gets hurt.

- How do you know that?
- So is "Big Wheel" okay with you?

- Is that okay?
- Sure.

Okay.

I'm really excited. Aren't you?

- Oh, definitely.
- Okay.

- Let's...
- Yeah.

Okay.

Dr. McNamara.

I'm glad you came.

It's the lovely fiancée.

Hi, I'm Kate. Nice to meet you.

Well, come on in.
We're just getting started.

Don't be shy.

No one else here is.

Oh, the house rules.

First, no cell phones and
no cameras of any kind.

This is a private club,
we'd like to keep it that way.

Second, women make the invitations
and women can say "no" at any time.

Third, clean up after yourself.
I'm the host, not the maid.

Finally, most important.

Have fun.

Wanna explore?

- I'm gonna get us some drinks first.
- Okay.

Ow!

Like that?

She yours?

No.

Mine's...

Thank you.

Come on, Lois.

Show him what
you're working with.

Let's go find a
safer place to stay.

Hey, you guys mind
if we use the bed?

Everywhere else is full.

No, no. Go ahead, go ahead.

Thank you.

Come on, big boy.

You guys are welcome
to stay if you like.

This is what we
came to see, right?

Hey, you wanna go next?
She'll be done in a minute.

Big Wheel.

Yeah, baby. Go for it.

That's good.

Big Wheel.

I think I'm gonna... Big Wheel!

You hesitated.

He asked you if you wanted
to go next and you hesitated.

That's why you wouldn't say
anything the whole way home?

You're really reading into this.

You didn't think what was
going on in there was sick?

No, consenting
adults having fun?

No.

- What is wrong with you?
- Okay, I see.

So, wanting to have sex with
a schoolgirl is normal to you?

All you had to do
was put on a dress.

Yes, but it was still your fantasy,
Sean, and I followed through.

- No judgment.
- I never should have told you.

You certainly liked the result.

And don't criticize me for
having my fantasy, Sean.

We said, "No more secrets."
Do you remember that?

No, you said that.

I think it's better to keep
some things to ourselves.

Why?

Is there something else
you're keeping from me?

Go on. Say it, really. Really,
what do you have to lose?

You already think
I'm a whore now.

- All right, you want the whole truth?
- Yeah.

I only liked the
idea of going there

because I hoped it
might spice up our sex life.

I never thought you
were very good in bed.

That's because I never got
over you shitting in the hot tub.

I still think about it!

That's why I have to fantasize
every time we have sex!

- I think your ass is flat.
- I think you're gonna get fat again.

I think your ex-wife
became a lesbian

because you made her feel so
horrible that she hates men now.

I only asked you to marry
me because I was scared,

not because I really loved you.

- I'm sorry...
- Don't, don't. Don't touch me.

Kate.

Say "surprise" to Daddy.

You did all this
while I was gone?

We both did.

I wanted a clean start.

Go look at the kitchen.

I found a hundred
dollars under the carpet

and then I went into the garbage
and I pulled out some bottles and voilà!

Baby formula.

You know how amazing you are?

But it's like I told you.

If you visualize what you want,

the universe will supply it.

Where'd you go?

I just had the most
amazing vision

of what it's gonna be like
when we got clean tomorrow.

- Did I look like a movie star?
- Yes.

Good.

I'm so glad you didn't
do that degrading movie.

Oh, me, too, babe.

So, how did you
get this from Rob

if we didn't have any
money left to pay for it?

I told him he could crash here.

He got kicked out of
his apartment again.

Oh.

I need to check on him.

Yes, and I'm totally
in for Saturday night.

I got us a VIP booth.

Okay. See you then.

Mom, are you okay?

What's going on?

You and Julia finally
broke up. Thank you, God.

They're your clothes, Eden.

What's going on here?

I saw the signs. I just
didn't wanna believe.

What? What are
you talking about?

We found these in your bedroom.

You were snooping in my stuff?

After Christian called and
said you came by the office

- and stole them earlier that day...
- Stole them?

- What? No, he gave them to me...
- Stop pretending.

You're a drug addict. Now,
drugs make you lie and hurt people.

You need professional help.

You're good, I'll give you that.

So, you're kicking
me to the curb, Mom?

Eden, I'm Mrs. Feeny.

I'm from The Shelter
drug rehabilitation center.

Rehab?

There's been a bed reserved for
you. You'll be there for six weeks.

And if you don't stay the entire
time, Christian will press charges.

And I support him.

If you don't cooperate,
you'll go to jail.

We just want to get you better.

You son of a bitch,
you can't do this to me.

You think you're gonna
get away with this?

This is classic addict behavior,

denial, rage, unwilling
to take responsibility.

I hope you all enjoy
the next six weeks.

Because when I come back,
Sean is going to know everything.

That's a promise.

Hey, we did the right thing.

What are you doing here?

I came to tell you I won't be
needing you as my best man anymore.

At least not in the
foreseeable future.

Something happen with Kate?

Yeah.

You were married 20 years.

Maybe you just don't know
how to be alone anymore.

It's more than that.

I think I never got over Julia.

I'm still in love with her.

Really?

I think I'll get
me one of those.

English -SDH