Ninis (2022): Season 1, Episode 4 - Los Ninis descubren su conexión con la tierra y sus placenteros sabores - full transcript
Well! At least the
artist was super hot.
Seriously, Chesca?
What?
Out of the entire exhibition
we saw at the gallery,
the only thing that
strikes you is Rob Boss?
Well that piece of
ass was a work of art.
Yup! You've got a point.
I also feel like I'm
finally finding my passion!
Again?
This year you've been
passionate about racing,
about cooking, about
fashion design.
About animals.
It's not my fault that
I'm good at everything.
To be honest, art seems
too expensive to me.
Forget the artwork.
The beer they were selling
was way overpriced.
Don't complain, I paid for them.
A small price for
going with you.
You guys don't understand.
It's expensive because
it's handcrafted.
Don't you dare open...
I was going to save it.
"Moist Soil".
So, that tiny bottle cost
five hundred pesos, right?
Which I paid for.
I think we can make
something much better.
Chesca, are you thinking
what I'm thinking, bro?
I don't think so, Rodri.
- No.
- Just think.
If they could do
this and sell it,
we can brew our own as well!
That's what I was thinking.
Think about it. We could
become millionaires!
We could create a beer with
our own personal touch.
Such a level of profoundness.
AUTHOR: ROB ROSS TITLE: VACUUM
There's nothing there, Rebe.
I think you're missing
the point, Vale.
It's all blank because
it's called "Vacuum".
Rebeca, why do you
have my password?
Chesca gave it to me.
And why does Chesca
know my password?
I don't know. He just told me,
"No, no, no. That
doesn't matter".
Don't you think the
author of these beauties
is like, literally, the
voice of our generation?
I believe
that these kinds of artists
are only looking
for someone to scam.
I know a little
about art and that
that's not art.
I just want you to try to
imagine the picture, Rebeca,
then a selfie and a hashtag.
#PURE ART, all in uppercase.
I might even end up
dating the artist.
Now I get it!
I'm getting my purse.
- What about your thesis?
- I'm finishing it.
Starting it, Rodri.
You mean starting it.
Finishing it. It's obvious
I have to start it first.
Don't be negative, Morales.
Alright, so, what are you doing?
BEER MACHINE
I'm researching how to
make our handcrafted beer.
I hope it makes us rich so
you can stop relying on me.
You're right. I hadn't
thought about it.
Really? Will you
stop relying on me?
No!
I'm just saying we
need this machine
to become millionaires.
MACHINE TO MAKE HOMEMADE
BEER MORE INFORMATION
Is that where beer comes from?
It's like seeing God
giving us life, isn't it?
It's too expensive.
Maybe we could dip
into our savings.
- Freakin' Chesca!
- Freakin' Chesca!
Think about it.
We could make a lot of
beer with that machine.
If we sold them like the
"Moist Soil" guys do,
we'd be able to
buy more machines.
We'd create an empire
and become millionaires.
We need to use the
emergency credit card, man.
Yeah. But this
isn't an emergency.
Morales,
our future depends on this.
It is an emergency.
- What? What happened?
- No, no!
I told you buying that painting
was the best investment!
Now I'm part of the
great world of art.
Rebe, I told you
this wasn't art.
Please, tell me
you didn't do it!
Did you see?
DIRECT MESSAGE
Yes! Rebeca.
I can't believe it!
You saved your email
on my computer.
Rob Boss just wrote me an email.
I'm sure, it doesn't surprise me
that he was so surprised
that someone finally
bought something from him!
It has his phone number.
- Should I call him, write him...
- No! No!
Calm down.
No and no.
No.
- Hello?
- Will you accept a charge
- for an online purchase?
- Yes, we do.
Are you applying for
the special offer?
- Monthly payments?
- How many months would you like?
As many as possible.
Very good. We'll make
the delivery today.
Great. We'll be waiting.
Thank you.
If they can, they'll
deliver it this afternoon.
Okay. I've been thinking all day
about how we can
brew our own beer.
Me too, and I already
bought the machine.
We bought it.
Very good! Good, good, good.
You used Rebeca's
emergency credit card?
Rebeca also has...?
Rebeca has an
emergency credit card?
How do you know that?
That doesn't matter.
What matters now
is that we have to
find our beer its
its essence, its personality.
Of course. We have to
think of everything.
Even things like
if this beer talked,
what would it say?
Absolutely.
I never thought it'd
be so much work.
Okay!
No one said that
making beer history
would be easy, Morales.
So stay focused, my dear. Okay?
- Okay.
- Good.
We have to find and gather
all of the flavors that
make up Mexico City.
The "gorditas" from
down the street!
Very good!
Now we're talking, guys.
He's asking me if I have
dinner plans tonight.
ANY DINNER PLANS?
Rebe, listen to me!
I'm from Chihuahua.
It's not normal a guy like that
wants to meet you so darn fast!
Maybe he's seen my pictures.
Have you seen the fans
painters have? They're hideous.
He has no fans.
You really like art
and such, don't you?
- Yeah.
- Okay!
So you're going to help me
because hashtag besties.
- Me?
- Yes.
I don't want him to
think that I'm a rookie.
You're not a rookie, Rebe.
Vale, thank you.
You are not even that.
I know what I'm going to do.
I'll invite him here for dinner
and you'll write down
what I have to tell him.
No, there's no way!
Rebeca, he's a total stranger
who does blank canvas
and weird doodles.
Sorry, but he's not coming to
my house! I'm sorry, but no!
Two hundred followers
on Instagram
and 400 on Twitter, you think
makes Rob Boss a stranger?
I don't get how a guy
who makes happy trees
can actually call
himself a painter.
You have become so bitter
in Mexico City, "Chihuahua".
Come on, help me out, please!
I beg you.
I won't charge you for rent
this month.
Bestie! At what
times is he coming?
So far, we have
tamales, gorditas,
tacos and chili.
Okay.
I don't get how we're going
to get all that into a beer.
Morales, it's handcrafted.
Anything goes, man.
Yes. But we have
to find something,
something that
makes it seasonal,
like a limited edition.
Like my mom's chile en nogada!
There you go. That's
perfect. It's perfect.
What could say Mexico City
more than "chile en nogada"?
But that dish is
from Puebla, Chesca.
Yes, of course, of course.
But nothing says
Mexico City more
than stealing a
countryside recipe.
It's here.
A package for Mr. Morales!
Pablo, and the
other delivery guys?
Who, man? It's only this box.
No.
No, no.
This can't possibly
be our machine.
I guess it is, yes.
And it says here that
it brews one beer
every twenty-four hours?
That's so fast!
Okay! Okay, okay, this is
what we're going to do.
We're going to get
the ingredients
while you research
how to brew a beer.
Rebeca, let me
ask you something.
What the heck do you eat, girl?
That's not the point, country
girl. Do you have a plan?
Yes. I'll pretend I'm working
while you go out with a
guy who pretends he paints.
That's exactly right.
So don't let me down.
Take this, take it!
You go, you go, go, go.
Rebeca.
I'm Boss, Rob Boss.
Rebeca Varela, Rebeca.
It is such an honor to have
an artist of your standing
set foot here in
my home.
I can imagine.
This is my friend Vale,
she's here because she doesn't
have wi-fi in Chihuahua.
- Please, come in.
- Thank you.
NAH! I'VE SEEN BETTER BEHINDS.
Excuse me.
I'm thrilled someone wants
to talk about my art.
Of course, talk
about your art, yeah.
But during dinner we can talk
about other things, right?
Well, art for me is everything.
It's my interior, my exterior.
I'm Rob Boss.
HOW MANY TIMES IS HE
GOING TO SAY HIS NAME?
I brought you a painting,
similar to the one you bought.
Signed by Rob Boss.
It's really strange,
the first one I bought
hasn't even arrived yet.
That's why I brought
you this one.
Because they were created
together, as siblings.
How would you feel
if you were separated
from your sister
for something so
dirty like money?
Good, that's good, that's good.
So then let¹s put the
barley with a bit of
pork cracklings, brisket,
chipotle, chili and pomegranate.
Cut smaller pieces, Morales.
Otherwise, it won't fit with
the pomegranate and chili.
Nope, it doesn't close.
Harder, Morales.
Done.
All we have to do now is wait.
And that, my dears, is
how a classic is born.
Okay, guys, I have to go now.
I have a "fasty".
I'll replace it later!
Take care of your day.
Take care of our day?
I heard that pizza
with extra cheese
is your favorite
food. Is that true?
What a coincidence,
pizza with extra cheese
is my favorite food as well.
WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO HIM?
ASK HIM HOW LONG IT'S
BEEN SINCE HE LAST ATE.
I LIKE HOW BOTERO
FILLS THE CANVAS
GIVING VOLUME TO WHAT HE PAINTS
I like the way Botero
fills the canvas,
everything is large
and doesn't fit.
Yes, Botero's technique is...
Well, yes, he expands
the whole painting.
I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS
ANYTHING ABOUT ART
I've always considered
that my technique
tends to be more postmodern.
That's... good.
So now,
I want to talk about
something more intimate.
Okay.
I'd like to get back
to this painting
and lose ourselves
in its immensity.
Can you tell me again
about the intimate part?
Of course, but I need
for us to be alone.
Okay!
Actually, my friend is leaving.
- No!
- Yes!
No! Rebe, I have to
work. Don't you remember?
You don't need to work.
You need to rest, you
should, I don't know,
lay off your social
media and wi-fi.
How long has it been?
Twenty minutes.
And it's only
dripped four drops?
No, less than that.
More like five.
What are you doing, guys?
Our handcrafted beer
with Mexico City flavors.
I'm sure you've never
seen how beer is made.
Why does it smell
like a taco shop?
That must be the ingredients
we used for our beer.
Along with the barley,
which, when fermented,
will acquire that
city flavor.
And where did you get that from?
We just bought it online.
It's not very fast,
but it's reliable.
Yes, we were swindled.
We were swindled!
What?
Alright, bye, see you later.
Thanks for
everything. Thank you.
Rebeca, tell me you didn't
buy anything from him!
Vale, stop.
He gave me a discount
on the new painting.
And he also painted
another canvas here
in which he captured
all of the feelings
of our relationship.
Rebeca.
What? He was super professional.
He even had a credit
card terminal.
I like the little fishies.
- What?
- Take a picture.
Hashtag modern art,
hashtag neo-liberal landscape.
Done!
Let's see.
Chesca!
Let me.
Okay! I say we put
it up for auction.
Yes, not pricing it makes
it much more exclusive.
What do you think, Morales?
You've been in sales for years.
You better listen to Chesca.
Now, we just have
to think of a name.
I don't get what I
did wrong with Rob.
I thought I did
everything right.
Why doesn't he answer
my calls or messages?
He's doing you a favor.
Or, knowing Rob, you
know he's an artist,
he's giving me a life lesson.
You know, colleague
to colleague.
Rebeca, Rebeca.
You're my friend and
I have to tell you.
That guy just used you!
You know what's the worst part?
That after stalking
him on social media
I realized something very sad.
His name is not Rob
Boss. His name is...
Bryan Federico.
Girlfriend.
I don't know what I'm doing in
here, having coffee with you,
when I'm a wounded artist
who needs freedom
and a cocktail.
Shall we get the boys?
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
Ten thousand pesos!
CHELANGA BEER
HANDCRAFTED BEER
WITH A CITY FLAVOR
10 BIDS
And it's still going up!
I'm going to quit my job today!
See, Vale? I told you we
were going to do well.
Look what they're
paying us for one beer!
Yes!
Eighteen thousand pesos!
- We should stop there.
- No, no, no, no!
Just let people fight
over the first edition
of our Chelanga Beer.
Chelanga! I love it.
What the heck? This
beer tastes like...
Like Mexico!
- How could you do this?
- This is unacceptable!
We were so, so close.
We could try to
brew another one.
No no, it takes too long.
Besides, we'd have to wait
for pomegranate season again.
Whatever, we'll make
another one later.
Hey, guys,
why don't we go out for tacos?
- Great idea.
- Sounds good.
- Alright.
- Pork crackling Quesadilla.
- With hot sauce?
- Yeah!
artist was super hot.
Seriously, Chesca?
What?
Out of the entire exhibition
we saw at the gallery,
the only thing that
strikes you is Rob Boss?
Well that piece of
ass was a work of art.
Yup! You've got a point.
I also feel like I'm
finally finding my passion!
Again?
This year you've been
passionate about racing,
about cooking, about
fashion design.
About animals.
It's not my fault that
I'm good at everything.
To be honest, art seems
too expensive to me.
Forget the artwork.
The beer they were selling
was way overpriced.
Don't complain, I paid for them.
A small price for
going with you.
You guys don't understand.
It's expensive because
it's handcrafted.
Don't you dare open...
I was going to save it.
"Moist Soil".
So, that tiny bottle cost
five hundred pesos, right?
Which I paid for.
I think we can make
something much better.
Chesca, are you thinking
what I'm thinking, bro?
I don't think so, Rodri.
- No.
- Just think.
If they could do
this and sell it,
we can brew our own as well!
That's what I was thinking.
Think about it. We could
become millionaires!
We could create a beer with
our own personal touch.
Such a level of profoundness.
AUTHOR: ROB ROSS TITLE: VACUUM
There's nothing there, Rebe.
I think you're missing
the point, Vale.
It's all blank because
it's called "Vacuum".
Rebeca, why do you
have my password?
Chesca gave it to me.
And why does Chesca
know my password?
I don't know. He just told me,
"No, no, no. That
doesn't matter".
Don't you think the
author of these beauties
is like, literally, the
voice of our generation?
I believe
that these kinds of artists
are only looking
for someone to scam.
I know a little
about art and that
that's not art.
I just want you to try to
imagine the picture, Rebeca,
then a selfie and a hashtag.
#PURE ART, all in uppercase.
I might even end up
dating the artist.
Now I get it!
I'm getting my purse.
- What about your thesis?
- I'm finishing it.
Starting it, Rodri.
You mean starting it.
Finishing it. It's obvious
I have to start it first.
Don't be negative, Morales.
Alright, so, what are you doing?
BEER MACHINE
I'm researching how to
make our handcrafted beer.
I hope it makes us rich so
you can stop relying on me.
You're right. I hadn't
thought about it.
Really? Will you
stop relying on me?
No!
I'm just saying we
need this machine
to become millionaires.
MACHINE TO MAKE HOMEMADE
BEER MORE INFORMATION
Is that where beer comes from?
It's like seeing God
giving us life, isn't it?
It's too expensive.
Maybe we could dip
into our savings.
- Freakin' Chesca!
- Freakin' Chesca!
Think about it.
We could make a lot of
beer with that machine.
If we sold them like the
"Moist Soil" guys do,
we'd be able to
buy more machines.
We'd create an empire
and become millionaires.
We need to use the
emergency credit card, man.
Yeah. But this
isn't an emergency.
Morales,
our future depends on this.
It is an emergency.
- What? What happened?
- No, no!
I told you buying that painting
was the best investment!
Now I'm part of the
great world of art.
Rebe, I told you
this wasn't art.
Please, tell me
you didn't do it!
Did you see?
DIRECT MESSAGE
Yes! Rebeca.
I can't believe it!
You saved your email
on my computer.
Rob Boss just wrote me an email.
I'm sure, it doesn't surprise me
that he was so surprised
that someone finally
bought something from him!
It has his phone number.
- Should I call him, write him...
- No! No!
Calm down.
No and no.
No.
- Hello?
- Will you accept a charge
- for an online purchase?
- Yes, we do.
Are you applying for
the special offer?
- Monthly payments?
- How many months would you like?
As many as possible.
Very good. We'll make
the delivery today.
Great. We'll be waiting.
Thank you.
If they can, they'll
deliver it this afternoon.
Okay. I've been thinking all day
about how we can
brew our own beer.
Me too, and I already
bought the machine.
We bought it.
Very good! Good, good, good.
You used Rebeca's
emergency credit card?
Rebeca also has...?
Rebeca has an
emergency credit card?
How do you know that?
That doesn't matter.
What matters now
is that we have to
find our beer its
its essence, its personality.
Of course. We have to
think of everything.
Even things like
if this beer talked,
what would it say?
Absolutely.
I never thought it'd
be so much work.
Okay!
No one said that
making beer history
would be easy, Morales.
So stay focused, my dear. Okay?
- Okay.
- Good.
We have to find and gather
all of the flavors that
make up Mexico City.
The "gorditas" from
down the street!
Very good!
Now we're talking, guys.
He's asking me if I have
dinner plans tonight.
ANY DINNER PLANS?
Rebe, listen to me!
I'm from Chihuahua.
It's not normal a guy like that
wants to meet you so darn fast!
Maybe he's seen my pictures.
Have you seen the fans
painters have? They're hideous.
He has no fans.
You really like art
and such, don't you?
- Yeah.
- Okay!
So you're going to help me
because hashtag besties.
- Me?
- Yes.
I don't want him to
think that I'm a rookie.
You're not a rookie, Rebe.
Vale, thank you.
You are not even that.
I know what I'm going to do.
I'll invite him here for dinner
and you'll write down
what I have to tell him.
No, there's no way!
Rebeca, he's a total stranger
who does blank canvas
and weird doodles.
Sorry, but he's not coming to
my house! I'm sorry, but no!
Two hundred followers
on Instagram
and 400 on Twitter, you think
makes Rob Boss a stranger?
I don't get how a guy
who makes happy trees
can actually call
himself a painter.
You have become so bitter
in Mexico City, "Chihuahua".
Come on, help me out, please!
I beg you.
I won't charge you for rent
this month.
Bestie! At what
times is he coming?
So far, we have
tamales, gorditas,
tacos and chili.
Okay.
I don't get how we're going
to get all that into a beer.
Morales, it's handcrafted.
Anything goes, man.
Yes. But we have
to find something,
something that
makes it seasonal,
like a limited edition.
Like my mom's chile en nogada!
There you go. That's
perfect. It's perfect.
What could say Mexico City
more than "chile en nogada"?
But that dish is
from Puebla, Chesca.
Yes, of course, of course.
But nothing says
Mexico City more
than stealing a
countryside recipe.
It's here.
A package for Mr. Morales!
Pablo, and the
other delivery guys?
Who, man? It's only this box.
No.
No, no.
This can't possibly
be our machine.
I guess it is, yes.
And it says here that
it brews one beer
every twenty-four hours?
That's so fast!
Okay! Okay, okay, this is
what we're going to do.
We're going to get
the ingredients
while you research
how to brew a beer.
Rebeca, let me
ask you something.
What the heck do you eat, girl?
That's not the point, country
girl. Do you have a plan?
Yes. I'll pretend I'm working
while you go out with a
guy who pretends he paints.
That's exactly right.
So don't let me down.
Take this, take it!
You go, you go, go, go.
Rebeca.
I'm Boss, Rob Boss.
Rebeca Varela, Rebeca.
It is such an honor to have
an artist of your standing
set foot here in
my home.
I can imagine.
This is my friend Vale,
she's here because she doesn't
have wi-fi in Chihuahua.
- Please, come in.
- Thank you.
NAH! I'VE SEEN BETTER BEHINDS.
Excuse me.
I'm thrilled someone wants
to talk about my art.
Of course, talk
about your art, yeah.
But during dinner we can talk
about other things, right?
Well, art for me is everything.
It's my interior, my exterior.
I'm Rob Boss.
HOW MANY TIMES IS HE
GOING TO SAY HIS NAME?
I brought you a painting,
similar to the one you bought.
Signed by Rob Boss.
It's really strange,
the first one I bought
hasn't even arrived yet.
That's why I brought
you this one.
Because they were created
together, as siblings.
How would you feel
if you were separated
from your sister
for something so
dirty like money?
Good, that's good, that's good.
So then let¹s put the
barley with a bit of
pork cracklings, brisket,
chipotle, chili and pomegranate.
Cut smaller pieces, Morales.
Otherwise, it won't fit with
the pomegranate and chili.
Nope, it doesn't close.
Harder, Morales.
Done.
All we have to do now is wait.
And that, my dears, is
how a classic is born.
Okay, guys, I have to go now.
I have a "fasty".
I'll replace it later!
Take care of your day.
Take care of our day?
I heard that pizza
with extra cheese
is your favorite
food. Is that true?
What a coincidence,
pizza with extra cheese
is my favorite food as well.
WHAT SHOULD I SAY TO HIM?
ASK HIM HOW LONG IT'S
BEEN SINCE HE LAST ATE.
I LIKE HOW BOTERO
FILLS THE CANVAS
GIVING VOLUME TO WHAT HE PAINTS
I like the way Botero
fills the canvas,
everything is large
and doesn't fit.
Yes, Botero's technique is...
Well, yes, he expands
the whole painting.
I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS
ANYTHING ABOUT ART
I've always considered
that my technique
tends to be more postmodern.
That's... good.
So now,
I want to talk about
something more intimate.
Okay.
I'd like to get back
to this painting
and lose ourselves
in its immensity.
Can you tell me again
about the intimate part?
Of course, but I need
for us to be alone.
Okay!
Actually, my friend is leaving.
- No!
- Yes!
No! Rebe, I have to
work. Don't you remember?
You don't need to work.
You need to rest, you
should, I don't know,
lay off your social
media and wi-fi.
How long has it been?
Twenty minutes.
And it's only
dripped four drops?
No, less than that.
More like five.
What are you doing, guys?
Our handcrafted beer
with Mexico City flavors.
I'm sure you've never
seen how beer is made.
Why does it smell
like a taco shop?
That must be the ingredients
we used for our beer.
Along with the barley,
which, when fermented,
will acquire that
city flavor.
And where did you get that from?
We just bought it online.
It's not very fast,
but it's reliable.
Yes, we were swindled.
We were swindled!
What?
Alright, bye, see you later.
Thanks for
everything. Thank you.
Rebeca, tell me you didn't
buy anything from him!
Vale, stop.
He gave me a discount
on the new painting.
And he also painted
another canvas here
in which he captured
all of the feelings
of our relationship.
Rebeca.
What? He was super professional.
He even had a credit
card terminal.
I like the little fishies.
- What?
- Take a picture.
Hashtag modern art,
hashtag neo-liberal landscape.
Done!
Let's see.
Chesca!
Let me.
Okay! I say we put
it up for auction.
Yes, not pricing it makes
it much more exclusive.
What do you think, Morales?
You've been in sales for years.
You better listen to Chesca.
Now, we just have
to think of a name.
I don't get what I
did wrong with Rob.
I thought I did
everything right.
Why doesn't he answer
my calls or messages?
He's doing you a favor.
Or, knowing Rob, you
know he's an artist,
he's giving me a life lesson.
You know, colleague
to colleague.
Rebeca, Rebeca.
You're my friend and
I have to tell you.
That guy just used you!
You know what's the worst part?
That after stalking
him on social media
I realized something very sad.
His name is not Rob
Boss. His name is...
Bryan Federico.
Girlfriend.
I don't know what I'm doing in
here, having coffee with you,
when I'm a wounded artist
who needs freedom
and a cocktail.
Shall we get the boys?
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
Ten thousand pesos!
CHELANGA BEER
HANDCRAFTED BEER
WITH A CITY FLAVOR
10 BIDS
And it's still going up!
I'm going to quit my job today!
See, Vale? I told you we
were going to do well.
Look what they're
paying us for one beer!
Yes!
Eighteen thousand pesos!
- We should stop there.
- No, no, no, no!
Just let people fight
over the first edition
of our Chelanga Beer.
Chelanga! I love it.
What the heck? This
beer tastes like...
Like Mexico!
- How could you do this?
- This is unacceptable!
We were so, so close.
We could try to
brew another one.
No no, it takes too long.
Besides, we'd have to wait
for pomegranate season again.
Whatever, we'll make
another one later.
Hey, guys,
why don't we go out for tacos?
- Great idea.
- Sounds good.
- Alright.
- Pork crackling Quesadilla.
- With hot sauce?
- Yeah!