Ninis (2022): Season 1, Episode 2 - Los Ninis descubren la paz interior - full transcript
Well, Miss Treviño,
I could've stated
in your letter of recommendation
that you did an excellent job.
But it would be a lie.
Thanks to you, we fired
many incompetent employees,
a few semi-competent ones
and two or three
very competent ones.
You can just put down
that I'm trustworthy.
Didn't you hear
what I just said?
We fired
an inordinate amount of people
specifically because of you!
I thought we agreed "no mercy".
But you hit the ground running
like a bull in a china shop.
How about the birthday cakes
without Lupita?
Are you going to make them?
And worst of all, Villaurrutia!
Villaurrutia is as much
of an accountant
as I am a figure skater!
He took care of my son, Betito,
on days like today!
And look,
speaking of little angels.
Don't cry about it,
it's nothing but junk.
- Betito!
- What's up, Dad?
- How are you, my son?
- I'm good.
Alright.
I wrote nothing
but the truth here.
No.
Sir, I've come
for my letter of recommendation.
Mr. Morales,
I'd like to ask you a favor,
for all the wonderful years
of friendship
we've shared together.
I would really love that,
but since
I don't work here anymore...
Let me make you an offer.
I need someone
to look after Betito. Today.
How come, Dad? What did I do?
I don't want this dude
to take care of me.
I have a very important meeting.
And wipe that look
off your face.
- Everything's good here.
- Really? Do I still have a job?
Everything's good here?
So, he still has a job?
Please, Miss Treviño, I'm going
to have you step outside.
We have
gentlemanly matters to discuss.
If you could excuse us...
Yeah, that's the way out, missy.
Take very good care
of him, please.
And make sure you feed him.
He's a very nice
and charming boy.
I can see.
There are three things
that you should know.
The first one,
do not feed him anything
that isn't from BabyVe...
BabyVeggies, -BabyVeggies, yes.
The second thing,
do not let him use the internet.
- Why not, Dad?
- Because I said so!
And the third thing,
under no circumstances
are you to let his feet
get wet after 2 p.m.
- What? His feet?
- He can catch a cold.
Let's see here...
Here you go.
I can look after him all week,
if you want.
Hold your horses!
Don't get carried away.
It's for Betito's
special hamburger.
- They only make it in BabyVe...
- BabyVeggies.
That's how much it costs.
There's nothing we can do.
Well then, I'll leave you to it.
I'm off to my meeting.
See you later, Dad.
- Make sure you behave.
- Of course, always.
What are you looking at, dude?
Ba-by-Ve-ggies.
That's right.
There's nothing we can do.
Let's go, man, I'm hungry.
Armando, Armando!
Word has it that you're a vegan!
Listen, I like meat, brother.
So does that mean
that you like tube steak?
That's not funny,
it's no laughing matter.
Can you imagine
a celebrity of that stature
slapping you around?
My friend,
that's so kinky. I love it.
Do you want to know
who's famous?
Well, that dude.
Come on, Rebeca, pay attention.
I'm talking about my boyfriend.
Pablo Stiletto.
No? Pablo Stiletto?
The drummer for Shakira?
Well, the ex-drummer.
Shut the front door!
Rebeca, everything
works out for you.
I know. But don't worry, Vale,
I think it'll work out for you.
As well. Someday.
Now back to the point.
So, you're dating
someone famous?
Yes, and I love it.
It's like... you know,
chill, like really relaxed.
He's always searching
for his inner peace
or... something.
Morales!
That's the last time
you yell at me.
Otherwise, you'll traumatize me.
Listen, Betito,
I already told you how to...
I will tell my therapist
that you swore at me!
What are you doing here?
Don't you have jobs?
You're waiting
for your government pensions.
Leftists! Bunch of "Ninis"!
Betito, be respectful
to my friends.
Morales, did you get a new job
as a... as a babysitter?
Yeah, Rodri, in two hours.
And they were
so pleasantly surprised
that they gifted me one.
No, no. I was the one
who was given a gift.
I got my very own slave.
So, didn't our "new friend"
tell you
that I wasn't fired after all?
Hey, who's the stupid moron
that still plays
with dolls here?
Hey, listen!
Those aren't dolls, okay?
They're collectible
action figures.
This here is Betito,
my boss' son.
- Would you guys do me a favor?
- That depends.
Can I leave him with you
for just one hour?
Come on, that way
you can get to know each other.
Here's something
to get him a hamburger.
A healthy one, please. Okay?
And please,
don't let him use the internet.
Come on, dude!
And most importantly, guys,
don't let his feet
get wet after 2 p.m.
I can catch a cold.
And where are you going now?
I'm off to find my inner peace.
Let's see.
You don't have a smart TV?
Aren't you embarrassed?
If you want, I can get you
your hamburger, little guy.
Thank you, Rebeca.
Thank you, sweetie pie.
Have you thought
of making some real money?
What are you thinking?
I'm going to go viral.
Yes, I'm going to get
Pablo Stiletto to slap me
and I need you to record
the outrageous event.
Chesca, you're out of control!
I know, aren't I?
It's just that...
I don't normally throw
ideas out there like that,
but I can't do this alone.
No. It's not a good idea.
I said it's not a good idea.
- Yes, I need to record this.
- Chesca, don't!
Hello, my love!
Throw some water on them.
Guys, I'd like to introduce you
to Pablo "Estiletto".
Stiletto. Hello, friends.
How are you? It's a pleasure.
No, we're not friends, my dear.
Of course we're friends.
Any friend of Rebeca's
is a friend of mine.
My love...
And all of my friends
are your friends.
What an idiot.
Betito! You shouldn't say that,
even if we're all thinking it.
You have a great place here.
Yeah, it's got a good chakra.
Okay, I'm going
to freshen up, okay?
But I'll be right back.
I'll come right back here, yeah?
Take care of him.
- Okay. Sure thing.
- Don't be too long!
Hey, I bet you're not that good.
That's why Shakira
needed another drummer.
No, actually I've retired.
Now I'm devoting my time
to raising and nurturing
mountain bats.
Give me a break.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know but...
I would imagine
that the other drummer
has stiffer drumsticks, right?
That could be misunderstood
as disrespectful,
don't you think?
No. You think?
Actually, yes.
But it doesn't matter.
It's a free word to the wise.
- Listen, man, listen good.
- Yes?
You and I
are going to have problems.
You should always
look to the light,
never to the shadows.
Bye!
We need to find out
who that clown really is.
Yeah, but my thesis is there,
so you better come.
No, Betito. Give me that!
Alright, Vale.
Seriously?
You didn't record anything?
I mean...
Okay, no, it doesn't matter.
I'll have to think
of something else
because this didn't work.
- Did you see that?
- What?
He's a hypocrite!
I know! I know.
He's such an artist.
But where are you going
with this?
If we're going to do this,
we're going to do it right.
No amateur video stuff.
Totally, yes! Totally.
I love that you know
about this stuff
in spite of being
a country girl, my dear.
And bear in mind, Chesca,
we're only doing this
so Rebeca can see
what kind of creep
she's going out with.
Yes, of course,
you're totally right.
But, if on the way
I stumble upon fortune, fame,
success, and maybe a little...
Alright, I'm going
to buy food for the kid,
that mini Nazi, okay?
Die, you damn wage earner!
And, why wage earner?
They're extraterrestrials.
You think someone's going
to invade Earth just for fun?
That's a good point.
Hey, no, don't delete my file!
Well, I did it.
You really hadn't
progressed much, noob.
Listen, I'm hungry.
Where's my burger?
Hey, guys, the money
for the kid's hamburger,
where did you leave it?
Chesca, he wants to know
if you have the money
for Betito's food?
Yeah, here it is.
What's left of it.
Rodri, yeah, Chesca has it,
come on over.
What are you drinking?
It looks disgusting.
It's something for the nerves.
One hour
with that mini Nazi is enough.
This is a complex
herbal blend...
It's just leaves and some twigs
and ninety percent mescal.
It could be worse,
you could be working now.
So, is it at least
calming down your nerves?
Nope.
But soon enough
I'll find my inner peace.
No, forget it, forget it.
Rodri,
I can't sell alcohol to minors.
Don't worry, Sofi,
he doesn't have any money.
Well, in that case,
welcome, Sir.
Thank you, hot stuff.
I'm going to tell my dad
that you didn't feed me
so he can fire you again, dude!
No, Betito, there's no need
for that. Calm down.
They sell
delicious burgers here.
Sofi, can you bring us two
large hamburgers, doubles,
with extra cheese, please.
Remember, the friend's discount.
Friend's discount?
You mean billed to Rebeca.
No, Rodrigo.
Here you go.
What can I get with this?
Coming up,
two small burgers... singles!
Sounds more like
"small single trash".
You know what, Chesca?
We spent so many years
putting up with the evil
and arrogance of our bosses,
and all driven by a dream,
that one day, that evil
and arrogant boss would be me.
You'll get there, my dear,
you'll get there.
Well, alright. To our positions.
What?
Vale, we understand the concept,
just come and sit down.
What are these two up to now?
The mini Nazi escaped again.
Inner peace.
No, don't touch the jukebox!
And that's how we'll be able
to achieve this experience...
We have a table for you!
Do we really have to sit
with him?
Yes. Why? Is it a problem?
No, not at all.
No, that's great. Lucky me.
Betito.
I'm dying here.
Of course you're not dying...
Morales? Morales!
What's up?
I think he has food poisoning.
Could he be allergic
to something?
Dude!
Maybe that's why Mr. Urbina said
I should only give him
BabyVeggies.
Are you serious?
Why didn't you tell us that?
Because I thought
he was just being an ass!
You're the one being an ass!
We might have killed him!
What do we do?
Can we say he was like that
when we got him?
Okay, okay,
we'll go straight to the...
What?
For real?
What? Who is it?
It's real.
Hello? Hey there, Mr. Urbina.
Yes. No, he's a little angel.
Yes, he's right here, he's...
He's asleep.
Seriously? A video call?
Let's see,
wait just a minute, okay?
Go look for something
to make it look
like an office or something.
Did you see the chalkboard
at the entrance?
I always notice things
that have a good vibe,
and this one had a great joke.
I don't want
to miss out on any jokes.
Tell it to me.
It was something like
"if you drink, don't drive,
but if you drive..."
No, "Welcome he who drinks,
but if I drink"...
No, no... Waitress!
Beca, could you tell the guru
that I'm the owner,
not the waitress?
What are you drinking?
Come on, Sofi, really?
Don't you recognize him?
No.
I'm starting to think
that you're not that famous.
And I'm starting to think
that you...
What?
That you're very right,
and that fame
is only an obstacle
on the path to enlightenment.
You must always seek
your inner peace.
Give me a break.
Coming up,
the "inner peace" cocktail!
No, no,
it's a manner of speech.
Could you bring me
the chalkboard
that's at the entrance?
No.
No, man, now help me cover up
this plague he has
or whatever it is.
You know what we need?
The... hypo, hypoallergenic.
Whatever they're called.
Hypo, poly, allerg...
Okay, I'm on it.
You're in the office, okay?
- What do you mean in the office?
- Exactly.
Betito.
How's Morales treating you?
Morales is an incompetent fool.
What, what did you say?
What's all that noise?
It's nothing.
He likes me a lot, don't you?
The noise is
from the construction next door.
You know how that is.
There's construction next door?
Please help me, dad.
No, nothing, nothing.
We're having
a wonderful time, sir.
Listen, Morales...
That's not your office, is it?
This one?
No, no, this is... Rodri's!
Rodri, Rodri?
Rodri's from copying?
No one has antiallergenics,
I asked everyone.
The pharmacy,
Rodri, the pharmacy.
With what money, Morales?
Where did that sweatshirt
come from?
From...
I bought it for him as a gift.
Come over here.
Betito, are you alright?
No. I just told him a really
good joke, it was so funny...
But anyway,
we'll see you soon, Mr. Urbina.
Thank you very much.
See you soon!
We made it.
Cheers.
No, don't! Hold on!
Listen, so... For example.
Do you ever lose your temper
driving downtown?
No.
I feel being calm is the natural
way for consciousness to be
and you must always strive
to return to that natural state.
To being a savage!
Is that what you mean?
What do you mean
being a savage...?
- No, not being a savage...
- I'm going to the restroom.
Bye!
Since when are you friends?
Does it bother you
when you're interrupted?
No, but I think it's...
That's great, but I hate it.
I hate it.
Well, yeah, because you have...
Hey, don't interrupt.
What's that about?
You shouldn't be so rude.
I just wanted to say
that I love Shakira's songs,
I adore them,
but only the last ones.
You weren't in those
anymore, right?
Had you been fired by then?
My name's not "Shush",
and I would ask you to please
not mention Shakira's songs.
Here we go...
Let's say things as they are.
That bit about you retiring,
it's more like
Shakira retired you.
Because
you suck big time, brother.
Forgive him,
he's had too much to drink.
No, no, it's okay.
Actually, you know
what they say, right?
That children and drunks
always tell the truth, right?
Now, just imagine a drunk child.
No, wait, don't!
What are you doing to Chesca?
Betito!
Sorry.
Sorry for arriving late, son.
There's a commotion
at the dive-bar down there.
Squad cars
and who knows what else.
That godforsaken dive-bar.
Well, anyway.
Betito's right here
and we had ourselves
a great time, didn't we?
Yes.
Very good, very good.
Well, you'll have
to watch him a bit longer.
I still have a few things
to do in the office.
Yes, sir.
Good job, Morales. Good job!
Thank you.
I think.
All of my math homework
for a whole year.
No, no, no.
We agreed to only one semester.
Alright, then,
do you want me to tell my dad
about everything that happened?
Let's see, Betito, who gave you
the drink that cured you?
You mean the one that's
giving me this awful hangover?
Alright, fine, two semesters.
Come on, Morales,
let's make it three.
Okay, it's a deal.
It's a pleasure doing business
with you, Mr. Morales.
Die, you damn wage earner.
- What's up?
- Hello.
What's wrong? Did they fire you?
No way, I made out like a hero.
Everything's under control.
We saved Betito.
- So, Chesca, how's it going?
- Look!
Look, go on, go on.
Look! Your cheek
was still looking normal here.
It was supposed to be a video.
Okay, fine, sorry.
I pressed the wrong button!
See? From the country...
Rebeca, don't worry.
Inner peace.
Shut up already.
Wasn't that
your boyfriend's mantra?
But he sent me...
I sent him to hell.
How come?
He was a really good guy.
I don't know, he was too calm.
I think I got bored.
Besides, I found out that he
wasn't the drummer for Shakira.
He was the drummer for Jeans.
But Jeans
never even played live.
Don't forget
the geography paperboard
for Miss Lulu's class.
You're so darn funny, Rodri.
I could've stated
in your letter of recommendation
that you did an excellent job.
But it would be a lie.
Thanks to you, we fired
many incompetent employees,
a few semi-competent ones
and two or three
very competent ones.
You can just put down
that I'm trustworthy.
Didn't you hear
what I just said?
We fired
an inordinate amount of people
specifically because of you!
I thought we agreed "no mercy".
But you hit the ground running
like a bull in a china shop.
How about the birthday cakes
without Lupita?
Are you going to make them?
And worst of all, Villaurrutia!
Villaurrutia is as much
of an accountant
as I am a figure skater!
He took care of my son, Betito,
on days like today!
And look,
speaking of little angels.
Don't cry about it,
it's nothing but junk.
- Betito!
- What's up, Dad?
- How are you, my son?
- I'm good.
Alright.
I wrote nothing
but the truth here.
No.
Sir, I've come
for my letter of recommendation.
Mr. Morales,
I'd like to ask you a favor,
for all the wonderful years
of friendship
we've shared together.
I would really love that,
but since
I don't work here anymore...
Let me make you an offer.
I need someone
to look after Betito. Today.
How come, Dad? What did I do?
I don't want this dude
to take care of me.
I have a very important meeting.
And wipe that look
off your face.
- Everything's good here.
- Really? Do I still have a job?
Everything's good here?
So, he still has a job?
Please, Miss Treviño, I'm going
to have you step outside.
We have
gentlemanly matters to discuss.
If you could excuse us...
Yeah, that's the way out, missy.
Take very good care
of him, please.
And make sure you feed him.
He's a very nice
and charming boy.
I can see.
There are three things
that you should know.
The first one,
do not feed him anything
that isn't from BabyVe...
BabyVeggies, -BabyVeggies, yes.
The second thing,
do not let him use the internet.
- Why not, Dad?
- Because I said so!
And the third thing,
under no circumstances
are you to let his feet
get wet after 2 p.m.
- What? His feet?
- He can catch a cold.
Let's see here...
Here you go.
I can look after him all week,
if you want.
Hold your horses!
Don't get carried away.
It's for Betito's
special hamburger.
- They only make it in BabyVe...
- BabyVeggies.
That's how much it costs.
There's nothing we can do.
Well then, I'll leave you to it.
I'm off to my meeting.
See you later, Dad.
- Make sure you behave.
- Of course, always.
What are you looking at, dude?
Ba-by-Ve-ggies.
That's right.
There's nothing we can do.
Let's go, man, I'm hungry.
Armando, Armando!
Word has it that you're a vegan!
Listen, I like meat, brother.
So does that mean
that you like tube steak?
That's not funny,
it's no laughing matter.
Can you imagine
a celebrity of that stature
slapping you around?
My friend,
that's so kinky. I love it.
Do you want to know
who's famous?
Well, that dude.
Come on, Rebeca, pay attention.
I'm talking about my boyfriend.
Pablo Stiletto.
No? Pablo Stiletto?
The drummer for Shakira?
Well, the ex-drummer.
Shut the front door!
Rebeca, everything
works out for you.
I know. But don't worry, Vale,
I think it'll work out for you.
As well. Someday.
Now back to the point.
So, you're dating
someone famous?
Yes, and I love it.
It's like... you know,
chill, like really relaxed.
He's always searching
for his inner peace
or... something.
Morales!
That's the last time
you yell at me.
Otherwise, you'll traumatize me.
Listen, Betito,
I already told you how to...
I will tell my therapist
that you swore at me!
What are you doing here?
Don't you have jobs?
You're waiting
for your government pensions.
Leftists! Bunch of "Ninis"!
Betito, be respectful
to my friends.
Morales, did you get a new job
as a... as a babysitter?
Yeah, Rodri, in two hours.
And they were
so pleasantly surprised
that they gifted me one.
No, no. I was the one
who was given a gift.
I got my very own slave.
So, didn't our "new friend"
tell you
that I wasn't fired after all?
Hey, who's the stupid moron
that still plays
with dolls here?
Hey, listen!
Those aren't dolls, okay?
They're collectible
action figures.
This here is Betito,
my boss' son.
- Would you guys do me a favor?
- That depends.
Can I leave him with you
for just one hour?
Come on, that way
you can get to know each other.
Here's something
to get him a hamburger.
A healthy one, please. Okay?
And please,
don't let him use the internet.
Come on, dude!
And most importantly, guys,
don't let his feet
get wet after 2 p.m.
I can catch a cold.
And where are you going now?
I'm off to find my inner peace.
Let's see.
You don't have a smart TV?
Aren't you embarrassed?
If you want, I can get you
your hamburger, little guy.
Thank you, Rebeca.
Thank you, sweetie pie.
Have you thought
of making some real money?
What are you thinking?
I'm going to go viral.
Yes, I'm going to get
Pablo Stiletto to slap me
and I need you to record
the outrageous event.
Chesca, you're out of control!
I know, aren't I?
It's just that...
I don't normally throw
ideas out there like that,
but I can't do this alone.
No. It's not a good idea.
I said it's not a good idea.
- Yes, I need to record this.
- Chesca, don't!
Hello, my love!
Throw some water on them.
Guys, I'd like to introduce you
to Pablo "Estiletto".
Stiletto. Hello, friends.
How are you? It's a pleasure.
No, we're not friends, my dear.
Of course we're friends.
Any friend of Rebeca's
is a friend of mine.
My love...
And all of my friends
are your friends.
What an idiot.
Betito! You shouldn't say that,
even if we're all thinking it.
You have a great place here.
Yeah, it's got a good chakra.
Okay, I'm going
to freshen up, okay?
But I'll be right back.
I'll come right back here, yeah?
Take care of him.
- Okay. Sure thing.
- Don't be too long!
Hey, I bet you're not that good.
That's why Shakira
needed another drummer.
No, actually I've retired.
Now I'm devoting my time
to raising and nurturing
mountain bats.
Give me a break.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know but...
I would imagine
that the other drummer
has stiffer drumsticks, right?
That could be misunderstood
as disrespectful,
don't you think?
No. You think?
Actually, yes.
But it doesn't matter.
It's a free word to the wise.
- Listen, man, listen good.
- Yes?
You and I
are going to have problems.
You should always
look to the light,
never to the shadows.
Bye!
We need to find out
who that clown really is.
Yeah, but my thesis is there,
so you better come.
No, Betito. Give me that!
Alright, Vale.
Seriously?
You didn't record anything?
I mean...
Okay, no, it doesn't matter.
I'll have to think
of something else
because this didn't work.
- Did you see that?
- What?
He's a hypocrite!
I know! I know.
He's such an artist.
But where are you going
with this?
If we're going to do this,
we're going to do it right.
No amateur video stuff.
Totally, yes! Totally.
I love that you know
about this stuff
in spite of being
a country girl, my dear.
And bear in mind, Chesca,
we're only doing this
so Rebeca can see
what kind of creep
she's going out with.
Yes, of course,
you're totally right.
But, if on the way
I stumble upon fortune, fame,
success, and maybe a little...
Alright, I'm going
to buy food for the kid,
that mini Nazi, okay?
Die, you damn wage earner!
And, why wage earner?
They're extraterrestrials.
You think someone's going
to invade Earth just for fun?
That's a good point.
Hey, no, don't delete my file!
Well, I did it.
You really hadn't
progressed much, noob.
Listen, I'm hungry.
Where's my burger?
Hey, guys, the money
for the kid's hamburger,
where did you leave it?
Chesca, he wants to know
if you have the money
for Betito's food?
Yeah, here it is.
What's left of it.
Rodri, yeah, Chesca has it,
come on over.
What are you drinking?
It looks disgusting.
It's something for the nerves.
One hour
with that mini Nazi is enough.
This is a complex
herbal blend...
It's just leaves and some twigs
and ninety percent mescal.
It could be worse,
you could be working now.
So, is it at least
calming down your nerves?
Nope.
But soon enough
I'll find my inner peace.
No, forget it, forget it.
Rodri,
I can't sell alcohol to minors.
Don't worry, Sofi,
he doesn't have any money.
Well, in that case,
welcome, Sir.
Thank you, hot stuff.
I'm going to tell my dad
that you didn't feed me
so he can fire you again, dude!
No, Betito, there's no need
for that. Calm down.
They sell
delicious burgers here.
Sofi, can you bring us two
large hamburgers, doubles,
with extra cheese, please.
Remember, the friend's discount.
Friend's discount?
You mean billed to Rebeca.
No, Rodrigo.
Here you go.
What can I get with this?
Coming up,
two small burgers... singles!
Sounds more like
"small single trash".
You know what, Chesca?
We spent so many years
putting up with the evil
and arrogance of our bosses,
and all driven by a dream,
that one day, that evil
and arrogant boss would be me.
You'll get there, my dear,
you'll get there.
Well, alright. To our positions.
What?
Vale, we understand the concept,
just come and sit down.
What are these two up to now?
The mini Nazi escaped again.
Inner peace.
No, don't touch the jukebox!
And that's how we'll be able
to achieve this experience...
We have a table for you!
Do we really have to sit
with him?
Yes. Why? Is it a problem?
No, not at all.
No, that's great. Lucky me.
Betito.
I'm dying here.
Of course you're not dying...
Morales? Morales!
What's up?
I think he has food poisoning.
Could he be allergic
to something?
Dude!
Maybe that's why Mr. Urbina said
I should only give him
BabyVeggies.
Are you serious?
Why didn't you tell us that?
Because I thought
he was just being an ass!
You're the one being an ass!
We might have killed him!
What do we do?
Can we say he was like that
when we got him?
Okay, okay,
we'll go straight to the...
What?
For real?
What? Who is it?
It's real.
Hello? Hey there, Mr. Urbina.
Yes. No, he's a little angel.
Yes, he's right here, he's...
He's asleep.
Seriously? A video call?
Let's see,
wait just a minute, okay?
Go look for something
to make it look
like an office or something.
Did you see the chalkboard
at the entrance?
I always notice things
that have a good vibe,
and this one had a great joke.
I don't want
to miss out on any jokes.
Tell it to me.
It was something like
"if you drink, don't drive,
but if you drive..."
No, "Welcome he who drinks,
but if I drink"...
No, no... Waitress!
Beca, could you tell the guru
that I'm the owner,
not the waitress?
What are you drinking?
Come on, Sofi, really?
Don't you recognize him?
No.
I'm starting to think
that you're not that famous.
And I'm starting to think
that you...
What?
That you're very right,
and that fame
is only an obstacle
on the path to enlightenment.
You must always seek
your inner peace.
Give me a break.
Coming up,
the "inner peace" cocktail!
No, no,
it's a manner of speech.
Could you bring me
the chalkboard
that's at the entrance?
No.
No, man, now help me cover up
this plague he has
or whatever it is.
You know what we need?
The... hypo, hypoallergenic.
Whatever they're called.
Hypo, poly, allerg...
Okay, I'm on it.
You're in the office, okay?
- What do you mean in the office?
- Exactly.
Betito.
How's Morales treating you?
Morales is an incompetent fool.
What, what did you say?
What's all that noise?
It's nothing.
He likes me a lot, don't you?
The noise is
from the construction next door.
You know how that is.
There's construction next door?
Please help me, dad.
No, nothing, nothing.
We're having
a wonderful time, sir.
Listen, Morales...
That's not your office, is it?
This one?
No, no, this is... Rodri's!
Rodri, Rodri?
Rodri's from copying?
No one has antiallergenics,
I asked everyone.
The pharmacy,
Rodri, the pharmacy.
With what money, Morales?
Where did that sweatshirt
come from?
From...
I bought it for him as a gift.
Come over here.
Betito, are you alright?
No. I just told him a really
good joke, it was so funny...
But anyway,
we'll see you soon, Mr. Urbina.
Thank you very much.
See you soon!
We made it.
Cheers.
No, don't! Hold on!
Listen, so... For example.
Do you ever lose your temper
driving downtown?
No.
I feel being calm is the natural
way for consciousness to be
and you must always strive
to return to that natural state.
To being a savage!
Is that what you mean?
What do you mean
being a savage...?
- No, not being a savage...
- I'm going to the restroom.
Bye!
Since when are you friends?
Does it bother you
when you're interrupted?
No, but I think it's...
That's great, but I hate it.
I hate it.
Well, yeah, because you have...
Hey, don't interrupt.
What's that about?
You shouldn't be so rude.
I just wanted to say
that I love Shakira's songs,
I adore them,
but only the last ones.
You weren't in those
anymore, right?
Had you been fired by then?
My name's not "Shush",
and I would ask you to please
not mention Shakira's songs.
Here we go...
Let's say things as they are.
That bit about you retiring,
it's more like
Shakira retired you.
Because
you suck big time, brother.
Forgive him,
he's had too much to drink.
No, no, it's okay.
Actually, you know
what they say, right?
That children and drunks
always tell the truth, right?
Now, just imagine a drunk child.
No, wait, don't!
What are you doing to Chesca?
Betito!
Sorry.
Sorry for arriving late, son.
There's a commotion
at the dive-bar down there.
Squad cars
and who knows what else.
That godforsaken dive-bar.
Well, anyway.
Betito's right here
and we had ourselves
a great time, didn't we?
Yes.
Very good, very good.
Well, you'll have
to watch him a bit longer.
I still have a few things
to do in the office.
Yes, sir.
Good job, Morales. Good job!
Thank you.
I think.
All of my math homework
for a whole year.
No, no, no.
We agreed to only one semester.
Alright, then,
do you want me to tell my dad
about everything that happened?
Let's see, Betito, who gave you
the drink that cured you?
You mean the one that's
giving me this awful hangover?
Alright, fine, two semesters.
Come on, Morales,
let's make it three.
Okay, it's a deal.
It's a pleasure doing business
with you, Mr. Morales.
Die, you damn wage earner.
- What's up?
- Hello.
What's wrong? Did they fire you?
No way, I made out like a hero.
Everything's under control.
We saved Betito.
- So, Chesca, how's it going?
- Look!
Look, go on, go on.
Look! Your cheek
was still looking normal here.
It was supposed to be a video.
Okay, fine, sorry.
I pressed the wrong button!
See? From the country...
Rebeca, don't worry.
Inner peace.
Shut up already.
Wasn't that
your boyfriend's mantra?
But he sent me...
I sent him to hell.
How come?
He was a really good guy.
I don't know, he was too calm.
I think I got bored.
Besides, I found out that he
wasn't the drummer for Shakira.
He was the drummer for Jeans.
But Jeans
never even played live.
Don't forget
the geography paperboard
for Miss Lulu's class.
You're so darn funny, Rodri.