My Wife and Kids (2001–2005): Season 5, Episode 7 - The Proposal - full transcript

HEY, BEAUTIFUL.

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE
A FAMILY NIGHT.

HEY... WHOA, WHOA.

HEY, WHAT ABOUT...
I JUST WALKED IN.

CAN I GET A "HELLO, DADDY,
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

YOU LOOK FANTASTIC,
AS ALWAYS."

CAN I GET SOMETHING?

HELLO, DADDY.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

YOU LOOK A'IGHT.

ALL RIGHT, SO, LOOK.
LET'S TALK ABOUT FAMILY NIGHT.

OH, WE DON'T NEED
ANOTHER FAMILY NIGHT, JAY.



WE SEE EACH OTHER
TOO MUCH ANYWAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M THINKING MAYBE WE SHOULD
HAVE A NON-FAMILY NIGHT, HUH?

THAT'S WHERE WE ALL PRETEND
WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER

AND GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS.

ACTUALLY, WE SHOULD HAVE
A NON-FAMILY YEAR.

WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT?

MICHAEL, WILL YOU
PLEASE BE SERIOUS?

I'M BEING SERIOUS.

HAVEN'T YOU EVER
HEARD THE PHRASE,

"ABSENCE MAKES
THE HEART GROW FONDER"?

IMAGINE HOW MUCH
WE'D LIKE EACH OTHER

IF WE NEVER
SAW EACH OTHER AGAIN.

WHATEVER, MICHAEL.



LOOK, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

THIS FRIDAY NIGHT THEY'RE
HAVING A KARAOKE CONTEST,

AND IT WOULD BE GREAT
IF WE ALL WENT TO...

KARAOKEOS!

AHA!

NOW I SEE
YOUR EVIL SCHEME, JAY!

THIS FAMILY NIGHT IS
JUST A RUSE FOR JAY,

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS
"HAMMY HAMMERTON,"

TO GET BACK ONSTAGE
AND IN THE SPOTLIGHT AGAIN.

MICHAEL, MICHAEL,
MICHAEL, MICHAEL,

I HAVE A GENUINE DESIRE
TO KEEP MY FAMILY TOGETHER.

THIS IS NOT
SOME GREEDY PLOY.

HA HA HA HA!

I LAUGH ON YOUR LAPEL.

OKAY, IT IS
SOME GREEDY PLOY,

BUT I STILL THINK
IT WOULD BE FUN!

AU CONTRAIRE, MON FRèRE.

KARAOKE AND JAY
DOES NOT EQUAL FUN.

AND WHY NOT?

DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
THE LAST TIME WE DID KARAOKE?

OH, COME ON, MICHAEL.
DON'T THROW THAT BACK AT ME.

THAT LITTLE STINKING HEIFER
IN THE FRONT ROW HAD IT COMING,

CHOMPING ON
THOSE POTATO CHIPS,

THROWING MY RHYTHM OFF
WHILE I'M TRYING TO SING.

MAYBE BECAUSE
IT WAS "POTATO CHIP NIGHT"

AT A PLACE CALLED
"TATER CHIPS"?

LOOK, JAY,
IT'S A BAD IDEA, OKAY?

YOU GET TOO COMPETITIVE
WITH THESE THINGS.

NO, BABY, I DON'T.
YES, YOU DO.

NO, BABE. THIS IS
ABOUT FAMILY NIGHT.

SWEETIE, THIS IS FOR
ALL OF US TO ENJOY.

FOR ALL OF US, HUH?
THAT'S RIGHT.

OKAY, SO THEN
I GUESS YOU WON'T MIND

IF I ENTERED
THE CONTEST ALSO, HUH?

HA HA HA HA
HA HA!

I LAUGH ON YOUR LAPEL!

HA!

AND YOU SPIT
ON MY LAPEL, TOO.

LOOK, YOU DON'T THINK
I CAN WIN THE PRIZE?

WHILE I AM IN THE CONTEST? YEAH.

LET ME EXPLAIN
SOMETHING TO YOU.

I AM A PROFESSIONAL-LEVEL
TYPE SINGER.

OKAY?

NEED I REMIND YOU THAT I WAS
IN "THE WIZ" IN HIGH SCHOOL?

WHOO!
DON'T LET ME START IT, BOY!

BUT NEED I REMIND YOU THAT YOU
PLAYED THE HOUSE IN "THE WIZ"?

YEAH, BUT I WAS GOOD,
MICHAEL.

I WAS...
I WAS DAMN GOOD!

I LIKED YOUR BACKYARD,
THAT'S FOR SURE.

DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

LOOK, JAY, I COULD BEAT YOU
IF I PUT MY MIND TO IT.

YOU COULD...

YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S NOT JUST
ABOUT VOCAL TALENT.

THIS IS...

YEAH, YOU GOT
A TINY EDGE ON ME THERE,

BUT IT'S ABOUT BEING
THE COMPLETE ENTERTAINER.

SEE, IT'S ABOUT
STAGE PRESENCE, CHARISMA,

THAT CERTAIN JE NE SAIS...
QU-OOH-OHH-AAH!

...IN WHICH I WOULD...

DOMINATE.

OH, WOULD YOU, NOW?
YEAH.

OKAY, WELL,
IT'S ON THEN.

OH, IT'S ON.
OKAY.

I'M NOT GONNA...
I'M GONNA SAVE IT FOR...

DON'T HURT...
DON'T HURT THAT...

WHOA... BAM!
I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT.

YOU ARE THE MOST
MAGNIFICENT CREATURE

THAT EVER GRACED THIS EARTH.

AND I WOULD BE HONORED...
OVERWHELMED...

IF YOU WOULD AGREE TO SHARE
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME

SO WE COULD WALK THROUGH
THE SANDS OF TIME TOGETHER.

WILL YOU MARRY ME,
MY PRECIOUS?

NO!
WHY NOT?

IT'S ILLEGAL
IN THIS STATE.

NO, I MEAN, WHAT WAS
WRONG WITH THAT PROPOSAL?

OH, IT... IT WAS TOO FLOWERY.
IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE ME.

I WOULD NEVER USE WORDS LIKE

"MAGNIFICENT" OR
"PRECIOUS" OR "SAND."

LOOK...

I'VE GIVEN YOU
THE MOST ROMANTIC PROPOSALS

THAT I CAN THINK OF.

HOW DO YOU WANT
TO ASK HER TO MARRY YOU?

WELL, EVER SINCE
I MET VANESSA,

I'VE BEEN FANTASIZING ABOUT THE
EXACT WAY I WANT TO PROPOSE TO HER.

ALL RIGHT.
WELL, LET'S HEAR IT.

OKAY. FIRST,
I STAND ON A CHAIR.

WAIT A MINUTE.

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE?

NO!
THAT SHOWS WEAKNESS!

ME STANDING ON A CHAIR
IS SYMBOLIC

OF HOW I CAN LOOK OVER
VANESSA AND THE BABY.

OKAY, THAT'S JUST STUPID.

CONTINUE.

OKAY.

THEN I TAKE HER LEFT HAND, AND I
LOOK HER STRAIGHT IN HER EYES...

HOW CAN YOU LOOK HER
STRAIGHT IN THE EYES

IF YOU'RE STANDING
ON A CHAIR?

GOOD POINT. WELL, I'LL
JUST GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE.

ACTUALLY, HOW ABOUT YOU JUST
FORGET THE CHAIR COMPLETELY

AND JUST STAND THERE?

NO! THAT'S NOT ROMANTIC!

OKAY, THAT'S
EVEN MORE STUPID.

ALL RIGHT, CONTINUE.

OKAY, NOW IN MY FANTASY,

I UTTER THESE EXACT WORDS
TO VANESSA...

VANESSA, YOU ARE
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,

AND WE HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL BABY TOGETHER.

AND FROM THE MOMENT
I LAID EYES ON YOU,

MY LIFE CHANGED
IN THE MOST AMAZING WAY.

I KNOW IN MY HEART
THAT YOU ARE MY SOUL MATE,

AND I CANNOT GO ANOTHER DAY

WITHOUT BEING ABLE
TO CALL YOU MY WIFE.

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

[ Crying ]
JUST... JUST SAY THAT!

HI, HONEY.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

ALLERGIES.
HEY, BABY! LISTEN!

VANESSA, YOU ARE
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,

AND WE HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL BABY TOGETHER.

OH, YEAH, AND HE REALLY
NEEDS TO BE CHANGED RIGHT NOW.

DO YOU SMELL THAT?

OHH! YEAH, OHH!

I MEAN, HOW CAN THAT
COME OUT OF SUCH A LITTLE BABY?

ALL RIGHT, HERE.
HOLD HIM.

LET ME
GO GET HIS DIAPER BAG.

OHH!

MNH-MNH. MNH.

♪ OOH-AHH-OOH ♪

Jay and Vanessa:
♪ BABY LOVE, MY BABY LOVE ♪

♪ I NEED YOU,
OH, HOW I NEED YOU ♪

STOP!

I DON'T NEED YOU THAT...

I DON'T NEED YOU THAT BAD, NO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WAS SINGING.

YOUR SINGING PART GOES...

♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪

THAT'S ALL YOU DO.

SO I'M JUST BACKUP?

YES, BABY.
SO BACK UP, BACKUP.

BACK IT UP.

WHOO!
ONCE AGAIN, FROM THE TOP.

♪ OOH-AHH-OOH ♪

♪ BABY LOVE, MY BABY LOVE ♪

♪ I NEED YOU ♪

♪ OH, HOW I NEED YOU ♪

♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪
OOOOHHH!

SOMEBODY'S NOT
"OH-OHING" RIGHT.

NOW, UM, I DON'T KNOW
WHO IT IS...

MY EYES
WERE CLOSED OVER THERE,

SO LET'S FIND OUT,
SHALL WE?

ONE AT A TIME...

♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪
GREAT!

♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪
PERFECT!

[ Off-key ]
♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪

EE-AAH!

CLAIRE...

UM, YOU... THE KEY IS...

YOU'RE WAY OFF
IN THE JUNGLE SOMEWHERE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

I'M SORRY, MOM. I'M JUST
NOT A VERY GOOD SINGER.

OH, BABY. BABY.

LISTEN...

APPARENTLY, HONEY, YOU GOT YOUR
SINGING ABILITIES FROM DADDY,

AND, LUCKILY, YOU GOT
YOUR LOOKS FROM MOMMY.

NOW, WE'RE GONNA TRY
SOME VOCAL EXERCISES,

SO MOMMY'S
GONNA HELP YOU, OKAY?

MAYBE THAT'LL HELP.
SO, REPEAT AFTER ME.

READY?

[ Singing scales ]
♪ MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI-MI ♪

GO!

♪ YOU-YOU-YOU-
YOU-YOU-YOU... ♪

YOU!

SHH!

UM, MMM, CLAIRE?

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE
WHAT WE CALL IN THE BIZ...

"EYE CANDY."

SO, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A PAGE
FROM THE BOOK OF MILLI VANILLI,

AND YOU'RE GONNA
MOUTH THE WORDS, BUT...

MAKE SURE
NO SOUND COMES OUT.

OKAY?
LIKE THIS?

OH, BABY!
YOU ARE SO T...

YOU LOOK GOOD.

OKAY, LET'S TRY IT
AGAIN FROM...

HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?

MICHAEL, THIS IS
A PRIVATE REHEARSAL.

NO SNOOPING ALLOWED.

I'M NOT SNOOPING.
I'M JUST WALKING THROUGH.

HOW YOU GUYS DOING?
HOW'S THE SINGING GOING?

WHATCHA SINGING?

OH, THIS!

AW, SHUCKS.
OH, LOOK AT HER GO.

WHOO!
THAT'S GOOD.

I LIKE THE CHOREOGRAPHY.
WORK IT, GIRL.

Jay:
NO, CLAIRE, THAT'S...

WHAT?

SHE'S TALENTED.

LAUGH IT UP.
JUST KEEP LAUGHING IT UP.

I'M GONNA KEEP LAUGHING,
AND, YOU KNOW WHAT?

FRIDAY NIGHT,
THE KARA-JOKEY IS ON YOU!

YOU REALLY THINK YOU
CAN BEAT ME AND MY GIRLS?

WITH ONE LIP
TIED BEHIND MY BACK.

ENJOY YOUR REHEARSAL,
LADIES.

HEY, DAD,
WHAT'S THE MOOD LIKE?

HOSTILE,
JUST THE WAY I WANT IT.

ALL RIGHT,
ONCE AGAIN FROM THE TOP.

NO SOUND.

♪ OOH-OOH ♪

♪ BABY LOVE, MY BABY...
WHAT ♪

♪ WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ♪

♪ WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? ♪

I WAS JUST
WAVING AT JUNIOR.

DURING MY REHEARSAL?
NO WONDER DIANA WENT SOLO.

BOY! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

WELL, I HAD SOMETHING
THAT I WANTED TO ASK VANESSA.

ON MY TIME?

YEAH, MOM,
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.

SO IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION
THAT'S SO "CRITICAL"

THAT YOU HAVE TO
STOP OUR REHEARSAL,

THEN BY ALL MEANS,
JUNIOR, GO AHEAD.

YOU GOT TWO SECONDS!

THANK YOU.

VANESSA...

TIME'S UP!
LET'S GO.

TAKE THIS CHAIR...
WITH YOU!

♪ AIN'♪ AND SHE'S ALWAYS
WHEN SHGONE TOO LONG ♪

♪ ANYTIME SHE GOES AWAY ♪

♪ I KNOW, I KNOW,
I KNOW, I KNOW ♪

♪ I KNOW, I KNOW,
I KNOW, I KNOW ♪

♪ I KNOW, I KNOW,
I KNOW, I KNOW ♪

♪ I KNOW, I KNOW,
I KNOW, I KNOW ♪

NO...

YOU DON'T KNOW.

THERE'S MORE LYRICS TO IT
THAN THAT.

I KNOW.

DAD, I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT VANESSA.

EVERY TIME
I TRIED TO TALK TO HER,

I KEEP ON
GETTING INTERRUPTED.

AND ALL I NEED TO DO IS GET
HER TO FOCUS FOR FIVE MINUTES,

BUT IT SEEMS LIKE
EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE

IS CONSPIRING
TO KEEP ME FROM DOING THAT.

AND I'M
REALLY DEPRESSED, DAD,

AND I JUST NEED
SOME GOOD ADVICE.

OKAY, LET ME SAY IT
LIKE THIS.

AIN'T NO SUNSHINE
WHEN SHE'S GONE.

THERE'S ONLY DARKNESS
EVERY DAY.

AIN'T NO SUNSHINE
WHEN SHE'S GONE.

AND THIS HOUSE...
IT AIN'T NO HOME.

ANYTIME SHE GOES AWAY.

♪ I KNOW, I KNOW,
I KNOW, I KNOW ♪

♪ I KNOW, I KNOW,
I KNOW, I KNOW ♪

♪ AIN'T NO SUNSHINE
WHEN SHE'S GONE ♪

YOU KNOW, WHAT?
FRANKLIN!

I WANT TO CHANGE SONGS.

ALL RIGHT.

SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE MORE
ENERGY, A LITTLE MORE OOMPH!

WELL, IF YOU WANT OOMPH,

THEN YOU WANT THE GODFATHER
OF SOUL... JAMES BROWN.

♪ AAOWW!
OH-OH-OH-OH-OH HOT PANTS! ♪

♪ AAOWW!
OH-OH-OH HOT PANTS! ♪

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

OH, NO!
WHAT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M 15 MINUTES
LATE FOR MY 3:45 CLASS!

CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?

IF YOU CAN DO IT
WHILE I'M GETTING READY.

NOT HOW I PLANNED IT,
BUT ALL RIGHT.

VANESSA, YOU ARE
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN...

HAVE YOU SEEN
MY WHITE SHOES?

BACK THERE.

OKAY.
OKAY, OKAY.

OKAY.

VANESSA, YOU ARE...

HAVE YOU SEEN
MY BREAST PUMP?

I NEED TO EMPTY
BEFORE I GO TO CLASS.

EW. OVER THERE.

THANKS.
OKAY.

OKAY, I'M LATE.
I'LL PUMP IN THE CAR.

ALL RIGHT, I GOT
MORE KYLE-CAKES COMING UP.

THESE PANCAKES
ARE SUPERB, MR. KYLE.

THANK YOU. THE SECRET
INGREDIENT IS ONIONS.

LISTEN, VANESSA,

I WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL WE
WERE ALONE TO TELL YOU THIS,

BUT I FIGURED I BETTER TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY.

VANESSA, YOU
ARE A BEAUTIFUL...

BOY, IF YOU DON'T
GET DOWN OFF MY CHAIR,

I WILL KICK IT
FROM UNDERNEATH YOU.

AND THEN
BEAT YOU WITH IT.

VANESSA, YOU ARE
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL
BABY TOGETHER...

♪ GOOD MORNING, LOVED ONES ♪

♪ MY HANDSOME SON IS FINE ♪

♪ HIS LOVELY LADY
AND THEIR BABY ♪

♪ LITTLE KADY
HAS MY HEA-A-RT ♪

♪ AND HER BOYFRIEND,
WHO IS SMA-A-RT ♪

♪ THEN THERE'S CLAIRE,
WHO'S SO-O-O-O-O FAIR ♪

♪ AND THAT GUY OVER THERE ♪

♪ WITH NO HA-A-A-A-IR ♪

♪ GOOD MORNING ♪

♪ GOOD MORNING ♪

♪ GOOD MO-O-O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH-OH-OH-O-RNING ♪

♪ AH ♪

YOU A'IGHT.

♪ YOU CAN SING
ALL YOU LIKE ♪

♪ BUT I'M GONNA
BEAT YOU TONIGHT ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE BEST
THAT THERE IS ♪

♪ EVEN THOUGH...
YOU PLAYED THE HOUSE ♪

♪ THE HOUSE, THE HOUSE,
THE HO-O-O-O-O-O-USE ♪

HA HA!

I CAN'T
TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

♪ GOODBYE, SON,
IT'S BEEN FUN, NOW ♪

♪ CLEAN YOUR DISH
AND YOU GET A KISS AND ♪

♪ DON'T FORGET THE GLASS,
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS ♪

GRRRR!

WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETHING WRONG WITH JUNIOR?

♪ JUNIOR'S FINE,
HE'S JUST CRABBY SOMETIMES ♪

OH, YEAH, SING IT.
HEY, CLAIRE, HELP US OUT.

WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE IT AWAY?

♪ OOH-AAH-OOH ♪

♪ BABY LOVE ♪

♪ MY BABY LOVE ♪

♪ I NEED YOU,
OH, HOW I NEED YOU ♪

♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪ ♪ ALL
YOU DO IS TREAT ME BAD ♪

♪ BREAK MY HEART
AND LEAVE ME SAD ♪

♪ TELL ME, BABY, WHAT... ♪

UH, HOLD UP,
HOLD UP, HOLD UP.

♪ TO MAKE YOU STAY ♪
UM, HE... HELLO? HELLO?

MISS, YOU OKAY?

DID YOU FALL OFF THE
STAGE? EXCUSE ME?

UM, YEAH, YOU'RE SINGING
LIKE YOU'RE ONE OF THE GROUP,

BUT THE GROUP
IS ALL UP ON THE STAGE,

SO I THOUGHT, WELL, MAYBE
SHE FELL OFF THE STAGE.

I'M SORRY.
I WAS JUST SINGING ALONG.

I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WOULD BOTHER YOU.

WELL, IT DOES.

SO LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING
TO YOU, THERE, MARY WILSON.

PRETEND THERE'S
AN IMAGINARY LINE

THAT GOES FROM MY LIPS
ALL THE WAY AROUND THE WORLD.

NOW, IF YOU'RE BEHIND
THAT LINE, YOU'RE BACKUP.

NOW, IF YOU'RE
IN FRONT OF THAT LINE...

YOU SHUT UP!

NOW, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!

THAT'S RIGHT.

♪ OOH-AH-OH-OH-OH ♪

♪ BABY LOVE ♪

♪ MY BABY LOVE ♪

♪ I NEED YOU,
OH, HOW I NEED YOU ♪

♪ ALL YOU DO
IS TREAT ME BAD ♪

♪ TAKE MY HEART
AND LEAVE ME SAD ♪

♪ BABY, TELL ME
WHAT I DID WRONG ♪

♪ TO MAKE YOU
STAY AWAY SO LONG ♪

♪ I NEED YOU, NEED YOU ♪

[ High-pitched ]
♪ YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! ♪

♪ YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH! ♪

♪ YEAH! ♪

WHOO!

WHOO! OH, GOD!

I CAN'T DO NO MORE!

YES, I CAN!

♪ WHOO! YEAH! YEAH! ♪

♪ DON'T COME BACK, BOY ♪

♪ YES, YOU DO
YES, YOU DO ♪

♪ WHOO! YEAH! ♪

♪ YEAH! YEAH! ♪

THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

CLAP FOR YOUR MOTHER.

WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO HEAR NEXT?

Man: HOW ABOUT GOODBYE?

HMM, I DON'T
KNOW THAT SONG.

NOT THE SONG...
YOU SAY GOODBYE.

OKAY, HOW ABOUT A NICE HAND
FOR THE LITTLE LADY?

I'M NOT FINISHED YET.

OH, YOU WERE FINISHED AN
HOUR AGO. I'M NOT FINISHED!

I'D LIKE TO BRING ON OUR FINAL
PERFORMER FOR THE EVENING,

MR. MICHAEL "J.B." KYLE.

[ As James Brown ] I THINK
I'M READY TO DO MY THING.

♪ THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD ♪

♪ MAN'S WORLD ♪

♪ BUT IT WOULDN'T BE
NOTHIN-N-N-N-N' ♪

♪ WITHOUT A WOMAN ♪

♪ OR A GRILL ♪

[ YELLING
INDISTINCTLY ]

[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

♪ TAKE IT DOWN THE ROAD ♪

♪ MAN, MAN,
HE DID EVERYTHING ♪

♪ SO HE GO TO THE COMMODE ♪

♪ THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD ♪

[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]

♪ WHEN MAN MADE
THE ELECTRIC LIGHT ♪

♪ THE ELECTRIC LIGHT,
IT'S ELECTRIC ♪

♪ ELECTRIC LIGHT ♪

♪ THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD ♪

♪ THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD ♪

♪ IT'S A MA-A-N'S WORLD ♪

[ APPLAUSE ]

WELL... THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

CASHEW FALLS, CONNECTICUT,
THANK YOU.

THANK YOU
TO OUR LITTLE MIXIO.

MIXIO!

[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]

WHAT?

[ CONTINUES GIBBERISH ]

WELL, OKAY.

THANK YOU, MR. KYLE,
FOR FINALLY CONCLUDING

THIS EVENING'S PERFORMANCES.

AND NOW
IT'S TIME FOR THE VOTING.

WAIT, WAIT!
THERE'S ONE MORE ENTRY!

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, JUNIOR?

WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO DO ALL WEEK.

HI, EVERYBODY.

I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY
A COUPLE WORDS

TO THE MOST IMPORTANT WOMAN
IN MY LIFE...

WHOO!
THANK YOU, BABY. HA!

...VANESSA SCOTT.

HA HA HA!

LOOK, VANESSA, I MIGHT NOT BE
THE SMARTEST GUY IN THE WORLD,

OR THE MOST HANDSOME GUY,
THE TALLEST,

THE RICHEST,
OR THE MOST INTERESTING,

AND SAYING "YES" TO ME

MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE
YOU MAKE IN YOUR LIFE,

BUT IT WOULD BE A BIGGER
MISTAKE NOT TO ASK YOU.

SO...

[ SIGHS ] VANESSA...

YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,

AND WE HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL BABY TOGETHER.

AND FROM THE MOMENT
I LAID EYES ON YOU,

MY LIFE CHANGED
IN THE MOST AMAZING WAY.

I KNOW IN MY HEART
THAT YOU ARE MY SOUL MATE,

AND I DON'T WANT
TO WASTE ANOTHER DAY

WITHOUT BEING ABLE
TO CALL YOU MY WIFE.

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

IN MY MIND, JUNIOR,

YOU'RE THE SMARTEST,
THE TALLEST,

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN
IN THE WORLD.

OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU.

[ APPLAUSE ]

DARN ALLERGIES!

WELL, I THINK
IT'S PRETTY CLEAR

THAT WE HAVE
A WINNER HERE TONIGHT...

JUNIOR KYLE.

YES!

THIS CALLS FOR
A CELEBRATION!

THAT'S RIGHT!
CELEBRATE, YEAH!

NO, BABY...

BABY!

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO!

♪ CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES,
COME ON ♪

YEAH, GET OFF THE STAGE.
HURRY IT UP. WHOO!

♪ CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES,
COME ON ♪

CONGRATULATIONS!

WHOO!

♪ GOO♪ AH! ♪O-O-OH-OH-OH
OH-OH-OH-O-RNING ♪

♪ WELL, YOU CAN SING,
I SAID SI-I-I-NG ♪

♪ SI-I-I-NG
ALL YOU LIKE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA LOSE,
GIRL, TONIGHT ♪

♪ AND I DON'T KNOW
THE REST OF THIS SONG ♪